1 00:00:06,275 --> 00:00:17,590 ♪ 2 00:00:17,634 --> 00:00:19,723 ♪ 3 00:00:54,105 --> 00:00:56,107 ♪ 4 00:01:13,690 --> 00:01:17,781 FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58053.9. 5 00:01:17,824 --> 00:01:20,436 TheCerritos is escorting a Doopler emissary 6 00:01:20,479 --> 00:01:23,569 to Starbase 25 for trade negotiations. 7 00:01:23,613 --> 00:01:26,877 Dooplers are a species which involuntarily duplicate 8 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,140 as an emotional defense mechanism. 9 00:01:29,184 --> 00:01:32,100 We've been walking on eggshells the entire trip. 10 00:01:32,143 --> 00:01:34,754 Emissary, the last few days with you 11 00:01:34,798 --> 00:01:37,105 have been very... careful. 12 00:01:37,148 --> 00:01:40,238 Your hospitality is appreciated, Captain, as are your efforts 13 00:01:40,282 --> 00:01:42,240 to prevent me from dooplercating. 14 00:01:43,198 --> 00:01:45,025 [gasps] 15 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:50,379 -Oh! -[all laugh] 16 00:01:50,422 --> 00:01:52,076 Uh, excuse me. 17 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,731 I must ready for arrival to the station. 18 00:01:56,689 --> 00:01:58,430 [all sigh] 19 00:01:58,474 --> 00:02:00,389 This has been the most stressful week of my life. 20 00:02:00,432 --> 00:02:02,173 How did we get on Doopler duty? 21 00:02:02,217 --> 00:02:03,653 Well, it's all worth it. 22 00:02:03,696 --> 00:02:05,698 We'll get to Starbase 25 23 00:02:05,742 --> 00:02:08,266 just in time for the Command Conference. 24 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:10,355 Is that the one with the epic after-party? 25 00:02:10,399 --> 00:02:12,183 Oh, yeah. Three years ago, 26 00:02:12,227 --> 00:02:14,794 Admiral Slattery got so drunk, he commandeered a light cruiser. 27 00:02:14,838 --> 00:02:18,146 He didn't sober up till he was halfway to the Delta Quadrant. 28 00:02:18,189 --> 00:02:21,453 I'll be the only California-class captain there 29 00:02:21,497 --> 00:02:22,802 because of my heroics 30 00:02:22,846 --> 00:02:24,456 in the battle against the Pakleds. 31 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:28,634 Soon Doopler duty will be a thing of the past. 32 00:02:28,678 --> 00:02:30,114 [grunts] 33 00:02:30,158 --> 00:02:31,681 Uh, sometimes this job feels like 34 00:02:31,724 --> 00:02:33,683 it's just stacking crates in storage bays. 35 00:02:33,726 --> 00:02:35,293 -What are we doing next? -Crate stacking. 36 00:02:35,337 --> 00:02:37,121 -Storage Bay Seven. -I can't believe 37 00:02:37,165 --> 00:02:38,470 we're going to be docked right outside 38 00:02:38,514 --> 00:02:39,863 the wildest party in Starfleet, 39 00:02:39,906 --> 00:02:41,647 but instead of getting torn, we'll be stacking. 40 00:02:41,691 --> 00:02:43,867 I could be hanging out with so many captains 41 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:45,651 who are looking for their next number one. 42 00:02:45,695 --> 00:02:47,436 -[grunts] -I bet right now 43 00:02:47,479 --> 00:02:49,438 -you wish you were still on the Titan. -It was amazing. 44 00:02:49,481 --> 00:02:51,527 I swear the replicated water just tasted better. 45 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:52,919 And don't even get me started 46 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:54,356 on how soft the bridge chairs were. 47 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:55,661 -Ooh! And the holodecks... -Okay. 48 00:02:55,705 --> 00:02:57,272 I wasn't looking for the sales pitch. 49 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:59,056 I meant if you were still on a capital ship like that, 50 00:02:59,099 --> 00:03:00,840 you'd be guaranteed an invite to this party. 51 00:03:00,884 --> 00:03:03,930 Yeah, my stupid transporter clone William is probably going. 52 00:03:03,974 --> 00:03:06,106 You haven't even met him, but trust me, he's so annoying. 53 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:07,978 Real stickler for the rules, kind of a butt kisser. 54 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,198 Wait, wait, shut up, shut up. The Titan's 55 00:03:10,241 --> 00:03:12,156 on the other side of the system deterring the Pakleds. 56 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,592 So? 57 00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:15,942 So there's no way they can make it here in time. 58 00:03:15,986 --> 00:03:18,075 William's invite is just sitting there. 59 00:03:18,118 --> 00:03:20,512 You can pose as your clone, and I can be your plus-one. 60 00:03:20,556 --> 00:03:22,471 [gasps] You're right. Just to be safe, I'll call 61 00:03:22,514 --> 00:03:24,516 clone Boimler and make sure he's cool with it. Aah! 62 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,302 -Are you crazy? -You're right. I now realize that was crazy. 63 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:29,391 ♪ 64 00:03:34,657 --> 00:03:36,267 After a hard day of working on the ship, 65 00:03:36,311 --> 00:03:39,096 nothing relaxes me like building a smaller version of the ship. 66 00:03:39,139 --> 00:03:41,881 Now we just have to get the tiny deflector shields on line. 67 00:03:41,925 --> 00:03:43,231 Boy, before I lost my memory, 68 00:03:43,274 --> 00:03:44,971 I did some great work on this thing. 69 00:03:45,015 --> 00:03:47,800 -Look at those phase inverters. -I like mini Mariner 70 00:03:47,844 --> 00:03:50,107 bossing around tiny Boimler in the itty-bitty bar. 71 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:52,501 Huh, there's something etched onto the side of the manifold. 72 00:03:52,544 --> 00:03:53,937 Looks like old me left some directions 73 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:55,199 on how to get the shields working. 74 00:03:55,243 --> 00:03:58,681 "Field distortion amplifier 88." 75 00:03:58,724 --> 00:04:00,857 And then there's three squiggly lines. 76 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:02,337 What does that mean? 77 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,774 I don't know. [chuckles] But if I did it once, 78 00:04:04,817 --> 00:04:06,123 I can do it again. 79 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:07,777 -MALE: Aah! -Oh, sorry! 80 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:09,909 ♪ 81 00:04:12,869 --> 00:04:15,654 Ah, Captain Freeman. I guess this means 82 00:04:15,698 --> 00:04:18,048 you've had a good trip with your Doopler guest. 83 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,180 -It was exhausting. -[door whooshes open] 84 00:04:20,224 --> 00:04:23,314 Between us, I can't get him off the ship fast enough. 85 00:04:23,358 --> 00:04:25,882 -Um... -The man is so emotionally fragile. 86 00:04:25,925 --> 00:04:27,144 Fragile? 87 00:04:27,187 --> 00:04:29,233 [panting] Was I too much trouble? 88 00:04:29,277 --> 00:04:31,061 No, no, no, no, no, you were great. 89 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,715 I love having you here. 90 00:04:32,758 --> 00:04:35,587 I was a bad guest. I'm so, so... 91 00:04:35,631 --> 00:04:37,197 [babbles] 92 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:39,548 -Oh, no. -I dooplercated! 93 00:04:39,591 --> 00:04:41,332 This is so embarrassing. 94 00:04:41,376 --> 00:04:42,986 No, it's-it's fine. 95 00:04:43,029 --> 00:04:46,076 Nothing is more mortifying than dooplercating. 96 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,904 BOTH: We both did it. 97 00:04:47,947 --> 00:04:49,427 [groans] 98 00:04:49,471 --> 00:04:52,300 -Oh, he just dooplercated. -Don't look at me! 99 00:04:52,343 --> 00:04:55,564 Stop! It's fine. You are all great. 100 00:04:55,607 --> 00:04:57,696 [exclaiming] 101 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,132 Freeman, I can't risk this station 102 00:04:59,176 --> 00:05:00,743 being overrun with Dooplers. 103 00:05:00,786 --> 00:05:02,310 TheCerritos won't be allowed to dock 104 00:05:02,353 --> 00:05:03,441 until you sort this out. 105 00:05:03,485 --> 00:05:05,269 We aren't allowed on the station?! 106 00:05:05,313 --> 00:05:08,533 -[groaning] -[grunts] 107 00:05:08,577 --> 00:05:10,883 Oh, yeah. [grunts] Looking sassy. Yeah. 108 00:05:10,927 --> 00:05:12,276 Should we be in skants for this? 109 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,756 Nobody wears those anymore. Don't overthink it. 110 00:05:13,799 --> 00:05:15,758 Right, but maybe we could take our skants in a bag 111 00:05:15,801 --> 00:05:17,412 just in case we get there and everyone's in a skant? 112 00:05:17,455 --> 00:05:18,935 Attention, all decks. 113 00:05:18,978 --> 00:05:21,285 The Dooplers are exponentially duplicating, 114 00:05:21,329 --> 00:05:24,593 which is a totally cool thing to do. 115 00:05:24,636 --> 00:05:27,596 If you see a Doopler, just smile and look away. 116 00:05:27,639 --> 00:05:29,859 You're telling the whole ship about us?! 117 00:05:29,902 --> 00:05:31,904 [exclaiming] 118 00:05:31,948 --> 00:05:33,341 Does that mean we're not going? 119 00:05:33,384 --> 00:05:35,081 It means we're definitelygoing. 120 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:36,909 Chaos on the bridge means no one's gonna notice 121 00:05:36,953 --> 00:05:38,911 one little transporter override. Come on. 122 00:05:38,955 --> 00:05:40,522 Ooh! 123 00:05:40,565 --> 00:05:43,002 ♪ 124 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:47,485 Whoa, I've never been on a station this old. 125 00:05:47,529 --> 00:05:48,834 It's like a whole city. 126 00:05:48,878 --> 00:05:50,009 Yeah, it's great, but it kind of smells 127 00:05:50,053 --> 00:05:51,228 like pee sometimes. 128 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:52,403 Come on, we got to find the party. 129 00:05:52,447 --> 00:05:54,100 The location's always secret. 130 00:05:54,144 --> 00:05:56,320 This place is massive. How are we gonna find anything? 131 00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:57,626 Follow me. I used to live here. 132 00:05:57,669 --> 00:05:59,628 Of course you did. 133 00:05:59,671 --> 00:06:01,107 Ooh, they've got a Quark's now. 134 00:06:01,151 --> 00:06:02,544 That used to just be an empty lot 135 00:06:02,587 --> 00:06:04,546 where teens would make mistakes. 136 00:06:05,547 --> 00:06:07,592 Remember Becky Mariner? 137 00:06:07,636 --> 00:06:08,593 She's back. 138 00:06:14,947 --> 00:06:16,384 ♪ 139 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,605 What are you doing? We don't have time to shop. 140 00:06:20,649 --> 00:06:22,520 -MARINER: Hmm. -[Boimler screams] 141 00:06:22,564 --> 00:06:24,914 You dare set foot on this station 142 00:06:24,957 --> 00:06:26,742 after what you did to me, Becky? 143 00:06:26,785 --> 00:06:29,222 -"Becky"? -Oh, get over it, Malvus. 144 00:06:29,266 --> 00:06:31,964 I should disintegrate you for stranding me on Ceti Alpha IV, 145 00:06:32,008 --> 00:06:34,750 which I'll have you know is much worse than Ceti Alpha V. 146 00:06:34,793 --> 00:06:36,055 I don't strand people. 147 00:06:36,099 --> 00:06:37,796 She stranded me on Rubicon III. 148 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,972 -You stranded yourself. -[scoffs] What about on Axilus? 149 00:06:40,016 --> 00:06:42,235 O-Okay, yeah, I stranded you there. 150 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:43,411 Your boyfriend has it right. 151 00:06:43,454 --> 00:06:44,977 -Ugh. -Not my boyfriend. 152 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:46,370 Ah, it's nice to meet someone who understands 153 00:06:46,414 --> 00:06:48,024 how hard it is working with her. 154 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:49,504 And the same to you. 155 00:06:49,547 --> 00:06:51,244 All right, I'm sorry I left you on Ceti Alpha. 156 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:52,768 I really thought there was life there. 157 00:06:52,811 --> 00:06:54,291 Listen, we could really use your help... 158 00:06:54,334 --> 00:06:56,946 I know what you want: that stupid Starfleet party. 159 00:06:56,989 --> 00:06:59,296 -You have to know where it is. -Of course I do. 160 00:06:59,339 --> 00:07:01,472 And I'd be happy to share it if you help me move 161 00:07:01,516 --> 00:07:03,474 some merchandise to storage. 162 00:07:03,518 --> 00:07:06,129 -Aw, crates. -Wait, hold on. What's in them? 163 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:10,655 MALVUS: Limited edition Commander Data bubble bath. 164 00:07:10,699 --> 00:07:13,789 -You sure this isn't a Lore? -Meh, a couple might be Lores. 165 00:07:13,832 --> 00:07:15,530 RUTHERFORD: Hmm. 166 00:07:15,573 --> 00:07:18,141 -Oh! Watch out! [grunts] Hot, hot, hot, hot. -[growls] 167 00:07:18,184 --> 00:07:20,230 The engines work, but no lights. 168 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,840 What am I doing wrong? 169 00:07:21,884 --> 00:07:23,363 Oh, hey, another message from last-year me. 170 00:07:23,407 --> 00:07:25,844 "Shield emitters equal sign 171 00:07:25,888 --> 00:07:27,890 -squiggly line"? -All right, clear out. 172 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:30,545 -This area is being used for emergency Doopler holding. -[babbling] 173 00:07:30,588 --> 00:07:31,894 There's so many of me. 174 00:07:31,937 --> 00:07:33,591 Hey, careful. 175 00:07:33,635 --> 00:07:36,289 Oh, no, I bumped your toy! 176 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:37,856 We need to find somewhere to finish the model. 177 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,032 You're leaving because of me. 178 00:07:40,076 --> 00:07:41,512 Yeah. I mean, it's pretty clear. 179 00:07:41,556 --> 00:07:44,297 [Dooplers exclaiming] 180 00:07:44,341 --> 00:07:46,561 There's no need to feel embarrassed. 181 00:07:46,604 --> 00:07:48,040 Thank you. You're very kind. 182 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:50,086 Wait! That's what someone says 183 00:07:50,129 --> 00:07:52,958 -when there isa reason to be embarrassed! -[exclaiming] 184 00:07:53,002 --> 00:07:54,133 -[grunts] -FREEMAN: Okay, 185 00:07:54,177 --> 00:07:55,918 I'm just not gonna say anything. 186 00:07:55,961 --> 00:07:58,486 We can just be silent. 187 00:08:00,009 --> 00:08:02,402 She's giving us the silent treatment! 188 00:08:02,446 --> 00:08:03,926 -[exclaiming] -That's even worse! 189 00:08:03,969 --> 00:08:05,623 [groans] 190 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,669 This should fix the harmonic... Ow! 191 00:08:07,712 --> 00:08:10,367 Who rerouted power through the harmonic dampeners? 192 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:12,238 -I guess you did? -Ow. 193 00:08:12,282 --> 00:08:13,936 Stupid me. 194 00:08:13,979 --> 00:08:16,460 -Maybe we just put it away. -No, I have to finish this. 195 00:08:16,504 --> 00:08:17,896 [Dooplers exclaiming] 196 00:08:19,115 --> 00:08:20,682 Excuse us. Sorry. Ow! 197 00:08:20,725 --> 00:08:23,946 -Excuse me! -Oh, no! We're in the way! 198 00:08:23,989 --> 00:08:25,600 -[exclaiming] -Run! 199 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:27,340 [Dooplers shouting] 200 00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:29,038 Aw, sugar. 201 00:08:30,822 --> 00:08:32,998 Hey, we could bring one of these into the party 202 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:34,870 and be like, "Anybody order bottle service?" 203 00:08:34,913 --> 00:08:37,525 You know what? You didn't have to tell Malvus I abandoned you. 204 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:39,614 -It was an accident. -We were just having fun. 205 00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:42,530 I wasn't. That was a private thing between you and me. 206 00:08:42,573 --> 00:08:44,749 You're always telling people embarrassing stories about me. 207 00:08:44,793 --> 00:08:47,099 That's different. My stories are hilarious. 208 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:49,362 -And you're the one that abandoned me. -What? 209 00:08:49,406 --> 00:08:51,582 -[siren wailing] -Ooh, crap, crap, crap. 210 00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:53,236 Oh, it's security. They're pulling us over. 211 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:54,933 -Aah! We're not supposed to be here! -Shut up. 212 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:56,805 -Just stay calm. -Yeah. Yeah. Uh... 213 00:08:56,848 --> 00:08:58,807 [whimpers] Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 214 00:08:58,850 --> 00:09:00,591 MARINER: We just got stopped by security. 215 00:09:00,635 --> 00:09:03,028 They're always amped up on party day. 216 00:09:03,072 --> 00:09:04,421 Yeah, for a moment I was worried 217 00:09:04,464 --> 00:09:05,770 this was a stolen kart or something. 218 00:09:05,814 --> 00:09:07,250 It's not, but the illegal weapons 219 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:08,556 under the bubble bath are. 220 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,602 [gasps] Klingon disruptors. 221 00:09:11,646 --> 00:09:12,647 Malvus! 222 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,387 Enjoy the penal colony. 223 00:09:14,431 --> 00:09:16,476 [laughs] 224 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,697 Let's just explain that we were tricked 225 00:09:19,741 --> 00:09:21,743 into carrying illegal cargo by your criminal friend. 226 00:09:21,786 --> 00:09:24,267 No, station security has a rep for being crooked. 227 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,877 They aren't gonna let us off with a warning 228 00:09:25,921 --> 00:09:27,096 and a glass of Thai iced tea. 229 00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:28,619 They'll coerce a confession, 230 00:09:28,663 --> 00:09:30,099 then sell our combadges on the black market. 231 00:09:30,142 --> 00:09:32,057 Lucky for us, they're terrible drivers. 232 00:09:32,101 --> 00:09:33,885 Why is that lucky? [screams] 233 00:09:34,843 --> 00:09:37,454 [siren wailing] 234 00:09:37,497 --> 00:09:38,586 [tires squeal] 235 00:09:39,891 --> 00:09:41,850 [Boimler grunts] 236 00:09:41,893 --> 00:09:43,329 -[game chiming] -Dabo! 237 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:45,636 -BOIMLER: Casino! -[shouting] 238 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,596 -Barbershop! -[screams] 239 00:09:48,639 --> 00:09:51,207 Fine men's clothing! 240 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,339 [tires squealing] 241 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,474 -[siren wailing] -[horn honking] 242 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,651 -[Mariner whoops] -[bystanders screaming] 243 00:10:00,695 --> 00:10:04,176 [Boimler screams] 244 00:10:05,787 --> 00:10:07,789 -[horn honks] -MARINER: Get out... What? 245 00:10:07,832 --> 00:10:08,920 BOIMLER: Hey! 246 00:10:08,964 --> 00:10:10,966 [groans] 247 00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:13,403 [scooter beeping] 248 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,623 -[siren wailing] -[screams] 249 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,016 Backwards time. 250 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,714 -[tires screech] -[Mariner and Boimler grunt] 251 00:10:19,757 --> 00:10:20,758 [Boimler gasps] 252 00:10:20,802 --> 00:10:22,325 [grunting] 253 00:10:22,368 --> 00:10:23,543 [Mariner whoops] 254 00:10:23,587 --> 00:10:25,154 [both screaming] 255 00:10:29,854 --> 00:10:31,290 [screams] 256 00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:33,466 MARINER: Whoa! 257 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:35,077 BOIMLER: Fish people! 258 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,688 -Sorry! -Hey, we're not people! 259 00:10:37,732 --> 00:10:40,343 [screams, gasps] 260 00:10:40,386 --> 00:10:42,867 [whimpers] Don't go down the stairs! 261 00:10:42,911 --> 00:10:45,435 Dude, I would never go down the stairs. [laughs] 262 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,828 [screaming] 263 00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:48,917 -[bystanders screaming] -[tires squealing] 264 00:10:51,223 --> 00:10:52,616 [screaming] 265 00:10:57,099 --> 00:10:59,405 Vulcans! Vulcans! Vulcans! 266 00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:01,190 [siren wails] 267 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:03,496 Fascinating. 268 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:04,889 -I can't take it anymore. -Hey! Hey! 269 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,630 I got a model here. Stay back! 270 00:11:06,674 --> 00:11:08,327 This is humiliating. 271 00:11:08,371 --> 00:11:10,155 [Dooplers exclaiming] 272 00:11:10,199 --> 00:11:12,680 We got to get to higher ground. [grunting] 273 00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:16,248 Oh! [grunts] 274 00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:18,816 -Forget the model! Are you crazy?! -RUTHERFORD: Got it! 275 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:20,818 -[Rutherford panting] -[Tendi grunts] 276 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:23,212 We can escape through the maintenance hatch. 277 00:11:23,255 --> 00:11:25,388 It was sealed off months ago. Don't you remember? 278 00:11:25,431 --> 00:11:28,217 No, Tendi, I don't remember. And that's the problem. 279 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:30,436 My whole deal is repairing starships. 280 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,221 If I can't fix this little toy, 281 00:11:32,264 --> 00:11:34,136 then I don't even know who I am anymore. 282 00:11:34,179 --> 00:11:36,529 -You're still Samanthan Rutherford. -Am I? 283 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:39,576 The old me was better. I can't figure out his notes, 284 00:11:39,619 --> 00:11:41,621 and I'm, like, a year behind being friends with you. 285 00:11:41,665 --> 00:11:43,493 It's like I'm competing with my own ghost. 286 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,756 [Tendi and Rutherford scream] 287 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,584 [birds chirping] 288 00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:52,545 [birds squawking] 289 00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:54,460 -[siren wailing] -MARINER: Cool, the aviary. 290 00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:56,724 -I went on a date here once. -Avians! 291 00:11:57,681 --> 00:11:59,770 -Oh, God! Oh, God! No, no, no, no! -[Mariner whoops] 292 00:11:59,814 --> 00:12:02,425 [Boimler groaning] 293 00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:06,472 -[Mariner grunting] -[Boimler screams] 294 00:12:09,388 --> 00:12:11,390 [both scream] 295 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:15,917 Oh, yeah. "Let's move to the aviary," he says. 296 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,442 "It'll be so quiet," he says. 297 00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:21,966 Ha! We lost 'em. Never doubt me. 298 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:24,142 [Mariner and Boimler scream] 299 00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:26,144 [sighs] This is how I die. 300 00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:27,755 -[Boimler screams] -[Mariner grunts] -[tires screech] 301 00:12:29,844 --> 00:12:32,629 [squawking] 302 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:42,247 [groans] Still alive. 303 00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:51,517 [both panting] 304 00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:54,129 [retches] I barfed up bubble bath. 305 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,348 Yeah, I was there. Thank you for the update. 306 00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:59,395 [grunts] We can forget about the party, because guess what. 307 00:12:59,438 --> 00:13:00,875 We're probably getting arrested instead. 308 00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:03,225 No way. I didn't put on underwear for nothing. 309 00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:05,227 Mariner. 310 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:07,751 Thank the gods whom I worship that you're alive. [chuckles] 311 00:13:07,795 --> 00:13:09,884 Shut up. If you don't tell me where that party is, 312 00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:12,887 I'm telling security I know who those disruptors belong to. 313 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,453 But you would get arrested, too. 314 00:13:14,497 --> 00:13:16,629 Yeah, and then we'd both be in the same cell. 315 00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:19,110 -Just you and me. -All right, all right. 316 00:13:19,154 --> 00:13:21,634 I'll send you the location. But you still owe me. 317 00:13:21,678 --> 00:13:23,375 I owe a foot up your ass. 318 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:26,335 Ballroom Alpha? Aw, that's where all the big parties are. 319 00:13:26,378 --> 00:13:28,685 -How is that even a secret? -[Boimler sighs] 320 00:13:28,728 --> 00:13:30,121 [groans] 321 00:13:30,165 --> 00:13:32,863 I knew we should have brought the skants. 322 00:13:32,907 --> 00:13:35,344 [dance music playing] 323 00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:39,435 This is stupid. We're soaking wet. 324 00:13:39,478 --> 00:13:40,871 Shh, shh, shh, there's the bouncer. 325 00:13:40,915 --> 00:13:42,046 Name? 326 00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:43,439 Brad... William. 327 00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:45,397 Boimler. USS Titan. 328 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:46,746 Go on in. 329 00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,357 -It worked! [laughs] -Yeah, he just... 330 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,141 he loves being on lists. 331 00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:51,360 Very excited. Whoa! 332 00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:52,970 -Not you. -This is Beckett Mariner. 333 00:13:53,014 --> 00:13:54,885 -She's my plus-one. -What ship you on? 334 00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:56,931 -Uh, the Voyager-D. -Mm. 335 00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:59,324 Beckett Mariner, ensign on the Cerritos. 336 00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:02,023 Nope, sorry. Luna-class and above only. 337 00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:03,938 [groans] They're not letting me in. 338 00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:06,157 Whatever. There's, like, a million other things to do 339 00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:08,681 -on a station this big. -But this is the best thing, 340 00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:09,900 -right? -Fine. 341 00:14:09,944 --> 00:14:11,075 Just go in without me. 342 00:14:11,119 --> 00:14:12,381 I'm not gonna abandon you out here. 343 00:14:12,424 --> 00:14:14,165 Oh, please. You love abandoning. 344 00:14:14,209 --> 00:14:15,775 No, I don't. You'rethe abandoner. 345 00:14:15,819 --> 00:14:16,907 You didn't think twice about taking 346 00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:18,256 that promotion to the Titan. 347 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,431 You just couldn't wait to leave me, 348 00:14:19,475 --> 00:14:21,042 just like everybody else. 349 00:14:21,085 --> 00:14:22,391 You're still mad about the Titan? 350 00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:23,740 Why didn't you bring it up before? 351 00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:25,046 Of course I'm still mad! I've been waiting 352 00:14:25,089 --> 00:14:26,830 for you to apologize for weeks, you dumb jerk. 353 00:14:26,874 --> 00:14:28,092 How was I supposed to know that? 354 00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:29,964 Maybe try being honest sometime. [scoffs] 355 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:32,009 Whatever. I earned that promotion, 356 00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:34,142 but I guess you have to make it all about you. 357 00:14:34,185 --> 00:14:36,057 -Some friend. -[Mariner groans] 358 00:14:37,058 --> 00:14:39,234 Hey. It's tough being vulnerable. 359 00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:41,149 Believe me, I know. 360 00:14:41,192 --> 00:14:43,151 Yeah... shut up. 361 00:14:43,194 --> 00:14:45,544 -[music grows louder] -Whoa. 362 00:14:51,681 --> 00:14:52,943 Whoa! 363 00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:54,640 Captain Shelby and her number one. 364 00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:55,728 [gasps] 365 00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:57,121 Captain Exley and his number one. 366 00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:58,949 [chuckles]: Hey, you made it. 367 00:14:58,993 --> 00:15:01,473 I haven't seen you since Centauri IV. 368 00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:04,085 -[indistinct chatter] -[groans] 369 00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:06,478 [Dooplers exclaiming] 370 00:15:06,522 --> 00:15:08,089 This is so awkward! 371 00:15:08,132 --> 00:15:09,917 You're telling me! 372 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,701 [grunts] I'm sorry I can't finish the model. 373 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,137 I just have to get used to knowing 374 00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:14,791 that the old me was a better engineer. 375 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,098 What? Rutherford, you have it all wrong. 376 00:15:17,141 --> 00:15:19,448 -Old you never finished it, either. -What do you mean? 377 00:15:19,491 --> 00:15:20,579 We always stopped at the warp core, 378 00:15:20,623 --> 00:15:22,842 -and then we'd start over again. -Why? 379 00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:25,193 Because as long as we were working on this, 380 00:15:25,236 --> 00:15:26,585 people left us alone. 381 00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:28,152 It was like our social deflector dish. 382 00:15:28,196 --> 00:15:30,589 We got to hang out without anyone bugging us. 383 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,504 So all these notes from old me...? 384 00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:34,985 Are probably just to slow down and buy time. 385 00:15:35,029 --> 00:15:36,334 I wasn'tsmarter than me! 386 00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,032 -[screams] -I'm glad you're feeling better. 387 00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,381 Too bad we're gonna get crushed. 388 00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:41,687 Not if we detonate the warp core. 389 00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,778 [grunts] 390 00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:48,433 -Come on. -[Rutherford grunts] 391 00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:53,308 -[grunts] -COMPUTER [high-pitched]: Ejecting warp core 392 00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:57,442 in five, four, three, two... 393 00:15:57,486 --> 00:15:59,879 Hot, hot, hot, hot. [grunts] 394 00:16:04,058 --> 00:16:06,103 [Rutherford and Tendi grunting] 395 00:16:07,496 --> 00:16:09,498 Uh... Whoa! 396 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:10,978 [exhales] 397 00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:12,892 Is this because of us? 398 00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:15,025 They don't like us! 399 00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:18,246 [groans] 400 00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:20,857 Uh, can I get five more of these? 401 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,468 -You, uh, think that's a good idea? -Hmm. 402 00:16:23,512 --> 00:16:25,775 Interesting. I'm actually going for "bad idea." 403 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,429 -[door whooshes open] -Put those on my tab. 404 00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:29,561 Plus a prune juice spritz. 405 00:16:31,085 --> 00:16:33,043 Don't tell me the party was boring. 406 00:16:33,087 --> 00:16:35,219 It was amazing. Nonstop sliders. 407 00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:38,483 You love sliders. So why'd you leave? 408 00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:39,963 -It just wasn't fun. -Hmm. 409 00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:41,704 -Not enough famous admirals? -There were, 410 00:16:41,747 --> 00:16:44,054 but you weren't there to make fun of them with me. 411 00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:47,057 [sighs] I'm sorry I left for the Titanthe way I did. 412 00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:50,104 I guess I was worried you would talk me out of it. 413 00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:51,670 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 414 00:16:51,714 --> 00:16:54,108 I didn't even know you hadfeelings. 415 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:55,370 Of course I do. 416 00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,154 I just don't show them to everyone. 417 00:16:57,198 --> 00:16:59,287 I don't know why I make an exception for you. 418 00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:01,419 Maybe because you're my number one. 419 00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:03,073 [laughs] 420 00:17:03,117 --> 00:17:05,684 Wow. No, if anything, you're mynumber one. 421 00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:07,512 -I'm your mentor. -[scoffs] Nice try. 422 00:17:07,556 --> 00:17:09,993 -We've already done that. -It goes by force of personality. 423 00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:11,386 Me. Then you. 424 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:14,389 No, don't make me bump you down to number two. 425 00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:17,218 Thanks for coming to hang. I'm sorry I ruined the party. 426 00:17:17,261 --> 00:17:19,829 I can replicate sliders whenever I want back on the Cerritos. 427 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,265 Who needs to be at the coolest, 428 00:17:21,309 --> 00:17:23,398 most prestigious party of the year? 429 00:17:23,441 --> 00:17:25,443 [both sigh] 430 00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:28,011 -[Dooplers exclaiming] -[Freeman screams] 431 00:17:28,055 --> 00:17:30,840 I'm sorry, Captain! The crowd has me now. 432 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,885 -DOOPLER: Oh, no! -[grunts, screams] 433 00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,844 Enough. Enough! 434 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,412 Stop being such whiny little [bleep]! 435 00:17:37,455 --> 00:17:39,196 Wh-What did you say? 436 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:43,548 You idiots need to shut up and stop being sniveling babies! 437 00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:45,376 -[Doopler grunts] -[gasps] 438 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:47,465 Did you see that? I berated them, 439 00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:49,076 and they recombined. 440 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,121 Getting embarrassed makes them lose control, 441 00:17:51,165 --> 00:17:52,992 but getting pissed helps them get it back. 442 00:17:53,036 --> 00:17:54,385 Hey! You're a jerk! 443 00:17:54,429 --> 00:17:56,996 Excuse me? [grunts] 444 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,824 Attention, everyone. 445 00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:01,305 Stop being careful around the Dooplers. 446 00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:04,265 Yell at them. Call them spineless punks. 447 00:18:04,308 --> 00:18:05,918 I know we're Starfleet, 448 00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:09,487 but really give them a piece of your mind. 449 00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:11,924 Your pagh is weak, and it disgusts me! 450 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:15,319 I don't even know what that is, but I don't like your tone. 451 00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:16,625 [Dooplers grunting] 452 00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:17,843 [Shaxs grunts] 453 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:18,975 This is Engineering. 454 00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:20,237 You're in my house now! 455 00:18:20,281 --> 00:18:22,457 You wouldn't know a reecon converter 456 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,241 from a tulox shifter! 457 00:18:24,285 --> 00:18:26,809 -How dare you? -I am a guest! 458 00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:28,724 [grunts] 459 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,900 [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] you [bleep] face! 460 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,380 [grunts] You, madam, 461 00:18:32,423 --> 00:18:34,164 have crossed the line. 462 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,601 ...endangered my ship, ruined my plans! 463 00:18:36,645 --> 00:18:38,125 Oh, I hope a temporal anomaly 464 00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:40,388 wipes out any record of your existence! 465 00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:44,261 [grunts] I've never been treated like this in my entire life. 466 00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:47,960 And now I am going to my quarters! 467 00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:50,093 -[door whooshes open, shut] -[Ransom and Shaxs sigh] 468 00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:52,878 Ransom, T'Ana, Shaxs, you're with me. 469 00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:55,751 We can still get to our party. 470 00:18:55,794 --> 00:18:57,318 ♪ 471 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,757 All right, who's drinking? 472 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,498 Hey, cheer up. 473 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:06,196 They've been running that stupid party for generations. 474 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,329 [laughs] You're not the first two 475 00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:11,245 -to end up in here after striking out. -Oh, yeah? 476 00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:16,206 -What is that? No way. -What? 477 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,209 [gasps] Captain Kirk drank here? 478 00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:22,299 He and his pointy-eared pal tried to party-crash 479 00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:24,475 back in, uh, what was it? 480 00:19:24,519 --> 00:19:26,434 2260-something. 481 00:19:26,477 --> 00:19:29,219 [chuckles] Ended up right here. 482 00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:31,482 Lady, you do not look that old. 483 00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:33,702 I am very jealous. Respect. 484 00:19:33,745 --> 00:19:36,966 [laughs] Appreciate that, baby. 485 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,838 Kirk and Spock drank here? Kirk and Spock? 486 00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:41,797 The blond one did most of the drinking. 487 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,320 This is amazing. 488 00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:45,583 This bar's, like, history. 489 00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:48,064 [snores] 490 00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:50,545 We're here for the captain's party. 491 00:19:50,588 --> 00:19:52,286 We didn't miss it, did we? 492 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:54,244 Nope, they go all night long. 493 00:19:54,288 --> 00:19:56,246 -Yeah! -Boom! -Hold on. 494 00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:58,553 -Oh, they're with me. -And you are? 495 00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:01,208 Captain Carol Freeman. 496 00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:03,122 Of the Cerritos. 497 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,037 -You're not on the list. -[Freeman scoffs] 498 00:20:05,081 --> 00:20:07,562 I fought alongside the Titan at the Battle of Kallah. 499 00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:09,346 Kudos. You aren't getting in. 500 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,608 [growls] 501 00:20:10,652 --> 00:20:11,609 [dialogue inaudible] 502 00:20:11,653 --> 00:20:13,437 John! Captain Anderson! 503 00:20:13,481 --> 00:20:15,613 Could you tell him I'm the Pakled captain? 504 00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:17,746 [chuckles]: Okona. How are you? 505 00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:20,270 Anderson! Okona is in there? 506 00:20:20,314 --> 00:20:21,402 He's the DJ. 507 00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:23,142 What? He's not even Starfleet. 508 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:25,319 -This is outrageous. -Maybe we should go. 509 00:20:25,362 --> 00:20:27,451 Our ship might not be the biggest, 510 00:20:27,495 --> 00:20:30,715 and we might do the missions nobody else wants, 511 00:20:30,759 --> 00:20:33,065 but we are still Starfleet. 512 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:35,024 My crew deals with just as much [bleep] 513 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,634 as Picard's or any other. 514 00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:38,201 We might be California-class, 515 00:20:38,245 --> 00:20:40,203 but we are the best at what we do. 516 00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:43,772 I'm Captain Carol Freeman, this is my crew, 517 00:20:43,815 --> 00:20:46,905 and you are letting us into that party! 518 00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:50,126 -I liked your speech, Captain. -[groans] 519 00:20:50,169 --> 00:20:51,954 Thank you, Jack. 520 00:20:51,997 --> 00:20:53,564 Hey, check it out. 521 00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:55,392 Should we hide? 522 00:20:55,436 --> 00:20:58,177 I deserve more respect. I once escorted the Enterprise 523 00:20:58,221 --> 00:21:00,963 -out of Spacedock, damn it. -Oh, I hear you. 524 00:21:01,006 --> 00:21:04,923 One time, I let Admiral Verma put a [bleep] up my [bleep]. 525 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:07,404 Hey, guys. You bail on that big party? 526 00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:09,319 Uh, yeah. That's right. 527 00:21:09,363 --> 00:21:12,061 It was fine. Just, you know, too loud in there. 528 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,411 Oh, cool. Uh, well, if you're not partied out, 529 00:21:14,455 --> 00:21:16,326 we're drinking at Kirk's old bar. 530 00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:17,501 You want to check it out? 531 00:21:18,502 --> 00:21:20,635 Excuse me, Captain Freeman? 532 00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:22,506 Thank you for de-duplicating me. 533 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,856 I really need to work on my confidence. 534 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,205 Yeah, you do. 535 00:21:26,249 --> 00:21:27,859 My meeting doesn't start for another hour. 536 00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:29,426 I'm wondering if you know any place I could relax. 537 00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,254 You know, someplace calm. 538 00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:33,996 You know what? I do. 539 00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:36,955 Captain to Transporter Room Two. 540 00:21:36,999 --> 00:21:39,306 [dance music playing] 541 00:21:40,872 --> 00:21:44,572 Excuse me? This is a private party. 542 00:21:44,615 --> 00:21:47,488 Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. [babbles] 543 00:21:47,531 --> 00:21:49,664 -[partygoers screaming] -[Dooplers exclaiming] 544 00:21:52,319 --> 00:21:53,842 RUTHERFORD: I can't believe 545 00:21:53,885 --> 00:21:56,366 I almost got crushed competing with myself. 546 00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:57,802 Well, since you're a new Rutherford, 547 00:21:57,846 --> 00:22:00,327 I figured it was time for a new model. 548 00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:03,939 [gasps] Ooh, it comes with an Ezri anda Jadzia. 549 00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:07,159 -Thanks, Tendi. -Let's never finish this one. 550 00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:09,336 [Mariner and Boimler laugh] 551 00:22:09,379 --> 00:22:11,599 You know what? This worked out pretty well. 552 00:22:11,642 --> 00:22:14,993 Everyone I actually like to socialize with is here. 553 00:22:15,037 --> 00:22:18,040 Yeah, turns out this is the best party in the quadrant. 554 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,650 Right, Number One? 555 00:22:19,694 --> 00:22:21,348 Right. Hey. 556 00:22:21,391 --> 00:22:23,306 [chuckles]: No, too late. You're my number one now. 557 00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:24,699 It doesn't work like that. 558 00:22:24,742 --> 00:22:26,396 Yes, it does. I watched it happen. 559 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,224 No, Captain, don't do that. I want a redo. 560 00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:30,357 -No, you're my sidekick from now on. -I am not. 561 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,403 Boimler's my number one! Now he has to grow a beard. 562 00:23:37,598 --> 00:23:39,164 [man imitates weapons firing] 563 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:41,602 Chirp.