1 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:16,842 RANSOM: TheCerritos is in orbit around Beta III. 2 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,406 Back in the day, these guys worshipped 3 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:20,723 a violent god called Landru, who suppressed 4 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,329 their creativity and made them kill each other, 5 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,240 until Kirk figured out it was actually a computer. 6 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:25,495 Get this. 7 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,327 At some point, these knuckleheads went 8 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,065 back to worshipping Landru. 9 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,196 Captain Freeman has been 10 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:31,857 setting them straight all morning. 11 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,341 I can't believe you all started 12 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,211 re-worshipping the dang computer. 13 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,082 Well, Landru's very persuasive. 14 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,474 LANDRU: Consume the intruders! Obey Landru! 15 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:42,867 Hey, don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself. 16 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:45,312 LANDRU: Landru apologizes. 17 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:47,309 [groans] This is literally the exact thing 18 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:48,921 Captain Kirk taught you. 19 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,881 Maybe write it down this time? 20 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,400 Cerritos,two to beam up. 21 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,525 Well, I like purging people during the red hour. 22 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,098 I'm going to keep doing it. 23 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,835 Dude, there is no more red hour, okay? 24 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:02,405 -Let it go.-But I just bought a new scythe. 25 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,016 Ugh, Landru. 26 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,457 I know, it's always weird revisiting planets 27 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,254 -from the TOS era. -TOS? 28 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:12,988 It's what I call the 2260s. 29 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:15,769 Stands for "those old scientists"-- you know, Spock, 30 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:18,214 Scotty, those guys. Seems like they were stumbling 31 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:21,952 on crazy new aliens every week back then. 32 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,044 Nothing against second contact missions, 33 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,264 but the Cerritos should be popping in 34 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:29,053 on those legacy civilizations beforethey unravel. 35 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,089 Yeah, but "popping in" is against regulation. 36 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,884 We would need specific orders. 37 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:35,138 I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed 38 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,402 by a Gamester of Triskelion or whatever, 39 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:40,355 because Starfleet has a policy of someintervention. 40 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:44,967 -Set coordinates for Starbase 77. -Sorry, Captain, 41 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:47,237 but we still have crew on Beta III. 42 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,111 I didn't authorize that. Who is it? 43 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:51,502 Art supplies! Get your art supplies! 44 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,106 We got paints, we got brushes, 45 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,246 we got a spiky, pencil, twirl-around thingy. 46 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:57,249 Boost your creativity! Express yourself! 47 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,511 Stop praying to a computer! 48 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:02,084 Hoo boy, incoming lecture in five, 49 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,252 four... 50 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:04,817 Who wants crayons? Here you go, kid. 51 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,083 Way better than the red hour. 52 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,866 Since when do you break protocol? 53 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,520 I'm just tired of you getting to do all the good stuff 54 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,044 while I stick to the rules. 55 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,177 RANSOM: Ensign Boimler? Do you read? 56 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,389 Whoa-ho-ho, 57 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,307 look at Brad Boimler being cool for once. 58 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,442 [gasps] Wait, is this because of my teachings? 59 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:20,005 Okay, you don't teach. You just instigate chaos. 60 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:22,972 Exactly-- helpful, character-building chaos. 61 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,362 RANSOM: I can hear you, can you hear me? 62 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,965 MARINER: Aw, Boims! I thought you were gonna 63 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,445 get stuck in middle management, 64 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:30,185 like this pathetic little fly in amber, like-- 65 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:33,067 -Oh, like Ransom!-I am not a little fly in amber! 66 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:35,159 What did it, huh? My constant mockery? 67 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:38,458 My non-stop prodding? My downright-dangerous hazing? 68 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:40,066 No, no. Look. 69 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:42,116 If you have to know, I found out about your secret. 70 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,122 You mean never eating after 7:00? it's a miracle, right? 71 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,474 -I mean, it does work, you should try it. -Captain Freeman is your mom. 72 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,394 Yeah, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. 73 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,609 Oh, come on, Mariner. The captain's your mom. 74 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:51,998 Your dad's an admiral. 75 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,481 You're basically Starfleet royalty. 76 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,961 How cool is that? 77 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,310 Shut the [bleep] up right now, Boimler. 78 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,270 -Shut your [bleep] mouth. -This is a good thing! 79 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:00,658 Now we can both do some good and you'll just, you know, 80 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,272 keep us out of trouble with your mom-- 81 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:04,272 -What?! No that is not how-- -I just don't understand 82 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,494 -why it's such a secret. I'd be telling everyone. -Move! 83 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,584 Dude, I do not want people knowing my mom is my mom! 84 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,493 Okay, okay. I'm not gonna tell a soul. 85 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:12,018 I'm being serious! Shut up! 86 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:14,501 So, uh, does Captain Mommy give you, 87 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:17,022 uh, sweet little captain kisses? 88 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,366 [smooching] 89 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,196 [screaming] 90 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,660 ♪ 91 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:45,069 -Plasma ring scan is complete, Captain Dayton. -Oh, yeah. 92 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,720 I loved the Rubidoux, but nothing beats 93 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,724 a brand new ship-- hey! 94 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,546 Who peeled this film off the weapons panel?! 95 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,604 Come on, guys! 96 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,340 I want the Solvangto beperfect for as long as possible. 97 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,823 Hey! Take those shoes off right now! 98 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,167 What? 99 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,133 -Aah! What the hell was that?! -We're being fired upon. 100 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:08,345 -Raise shield, red alert. -Get us out of here! 101 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:13,313 Shields at ten percent. 102 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,231 Direct hit to main engines. 103 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:20,452 -[alarm sounding] -Warp! Now! 104 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,588 Ah! I can't believe I get 105 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:32,895 to be orientation liaison for a new recruit. 106 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:35,071 I am going to show her so many ropes. 107 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,857 Hello? Rutherford? 108 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:38,731 Sorry. Just trying to adjust this little thingy 109 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,993 on my implant's attitude selector. 110 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,906 Crazy about Mariner and the captain, right? 111 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,521 Oh, man, Captain Freeman Day 112 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,041 is gonna be super awkward this year. 113 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,654 -[both yell] -There's the shuttle! 114 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:50,085 Huh. Look at this new button! 115 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:53,052 Optimistic mode? This is going to be great! 116 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:55,271 But... sexy mode? Mmm. 117 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:57,231 Don't mind if I do. [laughs] 118 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,969 [English accent]: 'Ello. Chim chimurri. What's all this then? 119 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:07,932 [whirring, trilling] 120 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,586 Aw, it's beautiful! 121 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:12,070 Oh, there she is-- the little robot exocomp! 122 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,940 Oh, my gosh. Hi. Are you Ensign Tendi? 123 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:16,252 Oh, my gosh. Yes, I am! And I'm so happy you're here! 124 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:18,938 I'm happy to behere! [laughs] This is so exciting! 125 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:21,597 Ooh-wee! Howdy there. Now I'm talking like a cowboy. 126 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:24,652 -That was a weird thing to say! -It sure was! 127 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,558 Ugh. Why did we ever keep this a secret in the first place? 128 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,954 Ugh! I just wanted to fly under the radar! 129 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:31,908 And I didn't want anyone to knowthe most demerited officer 130 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:33,956 in the fleet was my daughter. 131 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,792 Well, Wesley Crusher worked with his mom. 132 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,310 Maybe everybody'll be cool about it. 133 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,883 Captain, captain's daughter... Uh, I mean Mariner. 134 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,141 Oh, what is it, Jack? 135 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,013 Captain, I'm putting together a list 136 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,844 of candidates for the Sacramentopromotion. 137 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:47,582 I'd love your input. May I just say 138 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:50,284 I am very sorry if I ever treated you 139 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,282 with anything other than admiration. 140 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,634 Oh, shut up, Ransom! You're such a suck-up! 141 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,675 From now on, I'll make sure to give you special attention. 142 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,981 No! Be as hard on her as you always are! 143 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,988 -Yeah, be hard on me! -I'm only hard on you 144 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,730 when you make me hard! I mean, I'm-I'm not hard right now! 145 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,161 I mean, I could... I could get hard, if I wanted to, 146 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,688 but I'm not hard right now.I'm so sorry! You're both great! 147 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,732 Ugh! 148 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:15,742 I heard she's the captain's daughter. 149 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:19,003 [indistinct whispering] 150 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:21,617 Hey, Mariner, I'm Lieutenant Levy. 151 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,658 We went on a date last year. I don't know if you recall. 152 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,014 Yeah, Steve, I remember. 153 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:27,623 You said Wolf 359 was an inside job. 154 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:30,194 [laughing]: It totally was. So, hey, I was wondering, 155 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:32,152 could give this to your mom for me? 156 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,060 It's just a few ideas I threw together on how to decorate 157 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,755 -the captain's yacht. -Fine. Whatever. 158 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:37,673 You're the best. Thanks, Mariner. 159 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,368 Changelings aren't real. The Dominion War didn't happen! 160 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,545 -Hey, Mariner! Okay, can you just? -[groaning] 161 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,331 -Oh, okay, little closer.-Hey, don't log that, all right? 162 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,195 -I don't want to see that up on the... Oh! -Hey! 163 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,337 This is a service corridor, not a social club, Ensign. 164 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,079 Sorry, Doc. Won't happen again. 165 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,820 You think your mom would be okay 166 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,991 with me and Shaxs making a little love connection? 167 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:56,997 I'd love to snag that Bajoran beefsteak with my coital hooks. 168 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,091 Captain, we've received a partial distress call 169 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,700 from the Solvang. 170 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,221 I guess Captain Dayton's still getting used 171 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,054 to the controls in her new ship. 172 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,402 Sir, the signal originated in the Kalla system. 173 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,232 Well, there isn't anything distressing there. 174 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:09,920 The Titanis also within range. 175 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:12,057 No. Let them know that we have it. [laughs] 176 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,020 Dayton's going to hate that we came running 177 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,758 to her rescue because someone leaned on a button. 178 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:22,151 -[grunting] -Oh, this sucks. 179 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,237 Yo, yo, Mariner! 180 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,586 I was just crossing through the, um, lower decks, 181 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,636 and I replicated you some hand pies. 182 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:31,122 Hand... What is a hand pie? You know what? No thank you. 183 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:33,252 -Ooh, key lime? Mmm. Mmm. -I won't be able 184 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,855 to do any of my usual sneaky Robin Hood stuff 185 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,256 now that everybody's paying attention to me. 186 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,209 Yesterday, he literally didn't know my name. 187 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,737 He called me "Jen." Who here is named "Jen"?! 188 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:44,182 Ugh. You are so right. He was clearly kissing your butt. 189 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,089 It's not like he had a prewritten letter 190 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,794 of recommendation which would save you so much time 191 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,271 since all you had to do is sign it. 192 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,791 -Oh, Boimler, not you! -Ransom's picking someone 193 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,265 to promote to the Sacramento. I need an edge! 194 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:55,185 Dude, I thought you were done being lame! 195 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,800 Yeah, but it's the Sac. That's a huge career boost! 196 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,841 And didn't you say you'd get me in a captain's chair? 197 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,407 Mariner! Looking good, girlfriend! 198 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,153 Get phased, Lundy. 199 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,634 Wait. No one would know me on the Sacramento. 200 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,365 I'd be a nobody again, like you! 201 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,156 I'm not a nobody. I... 202 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,720 Maybe Ishould apply to the Sacramento. 203 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,117 I don't know. They might be looking 204 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,030 for someone a little less criminally insubordinate. 205 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,685 Good call. I'd better start adjusting my attitude, sir. 206 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,300 -Ew. Don't call me "sir." -Yes, sir. 207 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,990 -Don't. -You technically outrank me, sir. 208 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,867 -BOIMLER: What are you doing? Stop it. -Is that an order? 209 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,949 -BOIMLER: Yes. I mean, no. -Permission to go to my station, sir? 210 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:27,128 -You have a station? -Ha-ha! Good one, sir. Mm-hmm. 211 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:28,735 Nobody's gonna fall for that. 212 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,125 -[yelps] -I want to give Mariner a present! 213 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,658 That's a processing hub, 214 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:34,141 and that's a pattern-buffer maintenance hatch. 215 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:36,362 So, hey, um, do you want me to call you "Exocomp," 216 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:37,931 or do you have an alpha-numeric name, 217 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:41,278 like TT30311? 218 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,229 [scoffs] No. I didn't want to sound robotic. 219 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:45,108 I wanted to be called something normal, 220 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,149 so I analyzed all Federation languages 221 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:50,285 and calculated a mathematically perfect name. 222 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,288 -What is it? -Peanut Hamper. 223 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,810 Peanut Hamper? 224 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,904 I love it! 225 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,733 ♪ 226 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,731 Heading to Commander Ransom's office? 227 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,383 -Cut it out. -Cut what out, sir? 228 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,296 I'm heading there as well, to explain 229 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,081 why I should be promoted over to the Sacramento. 230 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,816 You know,Ransom's not just some meathead. 231 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,517 He's gonna see right through you. 232 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,524 Boimler, your record is spotless. 233 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,086 It's freaky. 234 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,833 Thank you, sir. There is more on the back. 235 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,834 On the other hand, Mariner is the captain's daughter. 236 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,047 Mm, sort of stuck between a rock 237 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,305 and a kiss-ass place, aren't we, sir? 238 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,007 [groans] Boimler, you're so promotable, 239 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,005 but I live to serve the captain. 240 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,837 [frustrated grunt] I can't think until I work out. 241 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,315 You've been lifting this whole time. 242 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,374 Get out of here! 243 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:30,059 I'm trying to think...! 244 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,849 Ooh! 245 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,423 [chuckles]: Hmm, dilithium. 246 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:35,939 It's better than I thought. 247 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,333 Dang it! Aw, shoot. Ooh, ooh. 248 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,806 [chuckles]: Sorry.Ensign Klutz reporting for duty. 249 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,817 Ah, Peanut Hamper is such an innocent little robot. 250 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,769 I got to make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed 251 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,778 during our shift, you know, since she doesn't have 252 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,390 -any hands. -With you watching out for her, 253 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:51,040 -I'm sure she'll do great. -Whoa. Are you mad at me? 254 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,865 I just think that Dr. T'ana's going to be mean, and... 255 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,874 [yawns]: I'm not. I'm just trying to click 256 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:59,476 this attitude button until I get back to normal. 257 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,098 Just make sure you treat Peanut Hamper 258 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,398 the same as you would anyone else. [gasps] 259 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,095 -TENDI: But she's not like anyone else. -[giggles] Oopsy-daisy. 260 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,322 She's been trying to pick those tubes up this whole time. 261 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,102 -How's she supposed to do medical stuff? -Oh! Dang it! 262 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,537 T'ANA: All right, here comes the messy part. 263 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,543 Any slight error here can result in instant death. 264 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,236 Um, Dr. T'ana, just a heads-up that Peanut Hamper might have 265 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:20,065 -a little bit of trouble with...-[low buzzing] 266 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,901 Oh. Oh, wow. 267 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,213 Peanut Hamper, this is some of the best micro-suturing 268 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,769 I've ever seen. 269 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,076 I downloaded all your journal articles. I learned a lot. 270 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,133 Oh, I-I could help you With that leg if you want. 271 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,778 Tendi, hang back. I don't want you to get 272 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,962 in Peanut Hamper's way.Ooh. What did you just do there? 273 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,648 It's a new skin graft technique I've been developing. 274 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,346 -It uses half the skin. -Oh, can you show me how to do it? 275 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,484 -TENDI: Can I... can I see?-Yeah, look at that right there. 276 00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,436 See how the flesh just folds together? 277 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,965 T'ANA: [bleep]-A I do! 278 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,008 Wow. Doc is really taking to Peanut Hamper. 279 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,404 Hey, don't worry. I'm sure you'll still have a lot to do. 280 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,447 I mean, for example, you know, we could start working on me, 281 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,103 getting me back up on my feet. 282 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,497 Worry? I'm her liaison. 283 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,499 Peanut Hamper fitting in is my greatest victory! 284 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,202 Meld that flesh, girl! 285 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,110 Melding away! [giggles] 286 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:04,455 Ah. "Tips for Remaining Starfleet Uniform Compliant." 287 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,636 The Starfleet Manual? Who are you kidding? 288 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,121 It is so messed up that you're trying 289 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,511 to cheat me out of a promotion. 290 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,293 How am I cheating? You're always 291 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,338 telling me to be like this. 292 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,302 I meant to actually try sometimes! 293 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:16,041 -Not to profit off of nepotism. -Nobody would know Freeman's my mom 294 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,953 if you hadn't ratted me out, 295 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,868 so why don't you go ahead and blame yourself? 296 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,053 -No! I blame you! -And I blame you right back! 297 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,349 ♪ 298 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:25,345 Red alert. 299 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,346 Shields up. 300 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,827 [grunting] 301 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,267 [explosion] 302 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:34,058 Collision alert. Impacts on Decks Three, 15 and 20. 303 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,971 -My God! Is that the Solvang? -RANSOM: I'm not reading any life signs. 304 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,017 The whole crew, they've been wiped out. 305 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,546 They're harvesting the wreckage! 306 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:47,683 Evasive maneuvers. 307 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,300 -Shields at 50%. -Send out a distress call, 308 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,989 -all frequencies.-They're jamming communications. 309 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,691 SHAXS: Captain, they've latched onto the port nacelle 310 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,168 with some sort of mining arm. 311 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,518 -Go to warp. Get us out of here!-No! Shut down engines. 312 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,308 But we'll be sitting ducks. 313 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,662 Dayton would have thought the same thing, 314 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,141 and look what happened to them. Shut it down! 315 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,063 [all yelling] 316 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,377 [both gasp] 317 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,119 MARINER: Mom! 318 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,290 I-I'm okay. 319 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,465 Auxiliary power back online. 320 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:40,521 Ha-ha-ha! I thought theEnterprise was strong. 321 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,558 We are strong. 322 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,874 This isn't the Enterprise. This is the Cerritos. 323 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:48,351 We thought you were theEnterprise. 324 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,572 Pakleds? What the hell do you want? 325 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:54,402 We want your ship pieces to add to our ship pieces, 326 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,922 so that we have all the ship pieces! 327 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,576 Look, just stop this senseless attack, and let's discuss... 328 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,881 JACKABOG: No! 329 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,408 No. 330 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:04,931 We are strong! 331 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,894 We will cut your ship apart! 332 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,893 [groans] This doesn't make any sense. 333 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,585 The Pakleds aren't this powerful. 334 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,552 I thought they were kind of a joke. 335 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,810 Yeah, you guys aren't wrong. 336 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,903 Pakleds would fake distress calls 337 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,641 so they could steal technology 338 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,471 from anyone who showed up to help, but I'm detecting 339 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,769 weapons from over 30 different species. 340 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,946 Ah, looks like they're not a joke anymore. 341 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:36,404 [screaming] 342 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,840 -They're phasering the hull! -Carving us up like a First Contact Day salmon. 343 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,929 No engines, no weapons, fightingan enemy we don't understand. 344 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,799 We're out of options! 345 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,540 Then I need someone to make me some. 346 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,932 Me? What am Isupposed to do? I-I don't know these guys. 347 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,326 Do what you do best. 348 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,328 I need a dangerous, half-baked solution 349 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,630 that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me off. 350 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,588 -[alert blaring] -That's an order. 351 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,637 -Boimler, what kind of computer systems do the Pakleds use? -They steal components 352 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,214 from other cultures, which means their code base 353 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,911 -would have to be wide open. -You catch that, Rutherford? 354 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,598 We need a virus that takes advantage of a trusting system! 355 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,517 MARINER: Exactly. Wait, why are you so chipper? 356 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,822 Implant stuff! 357 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,648 They've got us outgunned, and they know it. 358 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,866 Butthey're taking their time. 359 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,785 If we can plant a virus in their system, 360 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,829 -we can cripple their ship. -Who here could whip up a code like that? 361 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,486 They'd have to be some sort of morally bankrupt genius. 362 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:26,451 Ha-ha! Computer, start program Rutherford Training Beta 2.5. 363 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,450 Can I teach you a lesson? 364 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:31,502 [chuckles] Badgey! I need you to code a virus for me. 365 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,979 Hmm, to do that, I would needyou to disable safety protocols. 366 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,500 [chuckles] Wait. 367 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,463 You're not gonna try to kill me again, are you? 368 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,811 Ha-ha! I'm Badgey! 369 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,460 [chuckles nervously] Uh, fine. 370 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,514 Computer, disable safety protocols. 371 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,550 Oh, yeah! There we go. 372 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,676 Hello, Father. 373 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,508 I've already created three viruses 374 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,596 that would disable Pakled technology. 375 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,815 You were monitoring comms? 376 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,783 Oh, I'm always monitoring comms. 377 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,742 -The packet needs to be input manually. -Ho-ho-ho! 378 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,961 -Somebody's gonna have to board their ship! -You know it! 379 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,738 Intruders beaming in! 380 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:04,006 Very slowly beaming in. 381 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,570 We've got to go! 382 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,796 We have to get to the armory! 383 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,020 Looks like we'll have to repel them the old-fashioned way. 384 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,720 Setting my fists to stun and my kicks to kill. 385 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,109 [grunts] 386 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,811 Uh, guys, right here. Yep. Great stuff in that one. 387 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:27,032 -All the way in back there? -How much contraband have you hidden on my ship? 388 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,773 I don't know. A lot. 389 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,903 ♪ 390 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,907 [shouting] 391 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,561 [grunting] 392 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:41,956 Side roll. Side roll. 393 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,091 Double hand punch! 394 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,832 [grunting] 395 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,883 [shouts] 396 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,788 -Pakled! -Mariner, in case we don't make it... 397 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,883 We're making it. 398 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,141 I wasn't mad that you were stealing 399 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,194 the Sacramentopromotion. 400 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,488 I apply for those all the time. 401 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,884 -Nothing ever comes of it. -[groans] 402 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,836 -What? Then why were you freaking out? -[grunts] 403 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,015 Because you wouldhave gotten it. And I'd-I'd miss you, okay? 404 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,591 -You're my best friend. -Oh, haven't you shared enough secrets today? 405 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,109 Just shut up! 406 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,852 -[Freeman grunting] -Pakled! 407 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,593 [groaning] 408 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,554 [cackling] 409 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,292 [grunts] Mom! 410 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,821 Ransom, get our backs! 411 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:19,953 Way ahead of you! [grunts] 412 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:20,995 My head! 413 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,868 [yowls, clears threat] Sorry. 414 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,962 I mean get the captain to the biobed, quick, quick! 415 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,001 [groans] Did we save the Cerritos? 416 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,137 Working on it. 417 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,088 Ooh, I got it. One illegal virus. 418 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,047 [singsongy]: But someone has to take it to the ship. 419 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,705 But who's small enough to go undetected? 420 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,229 Yeah, and who could survive in space without a ship? 421 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,232 Someone who can travel with the program safely stored 422 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,934 in her hard drive. [gasps] 423 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,231 ALL: Peanut Hamper! 424 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,577 You can load the code into their ship 425 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:43,626 using your robotic abilities. 426 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,111 Oh, my gosh, Peanut Hamper, 427 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,671 you're gonna save the day! 428 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,675 Eh, I'm gonna pass. 429 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,590 I-I'm sorry, what? 430 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,115 All that stuff sounded way too scary. 431 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,509 What about "the needs of the many"? 432 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,251 I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, 433 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,732 not to be a virus bomb. 434 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,642 Peanut Hamper, this is not cool! 435 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,247 -We're all going to die! -Peanut Hamper! 436 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,127 There are so many lives at stake! 437 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,079 You know what? I'm just going to beam myself out 438 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,687 of this whole sitch. 439 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,087 Sucks to be organic. 440 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,090 Enjoy having all your guts fly out or whatever! 441 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,093 You know what? Peanut Hamper is a stupid name! 442 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,139 -That little [bleep]. -[gasps] 443 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,146 Oh, my gosh. I'm back! I just clicked myself back to normal. 444 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,019 Let me just upload this. Whoa! 445 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,980 Ugh, feels like an ice cream headache. 446 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,888 [grunts] Okay. Now I just need to get on that ship. 447 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,543 Wait, no! I-It's too dangerous. 448 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,937 You must be in a heroic bravery mode 449 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,680 or something. Keep clicking your button. 450 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,031 L-Let me click it. Click-click your button. 451 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,680 No, Tendi, this is normal me. 452 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,774 -I've got this. -And I've got you. 453 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,163 Rutherford! 454 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,897 [grunting] 455 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,651 You know I can run on my own. 456 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,781 [both grunt] 457 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,218 [exclaims, laughs] 458 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,615 -[Shaxs laughing] -[Rutherford screaming] 459 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:04,136 This is the best day of my life! 460 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,926 -Eat this! -No, no, no, no, no! 461 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,971 [both panting] 462 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,938 Linked up. Come on, come on. 463 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,159 -[grunting, laughs] -[indistinct shouting] 464 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,381 Virus downloaded. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, y... 465 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,032 Download slowing to a crawl? 466 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,335 -Wait, why? -Sorry, but no virus 467 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,692 until after these guys kill you. 468 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,912 -What? Why? -Because you snapped my neck! 469 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,212 -What's the holdup? -RUTHERFORD: Damn it, Badgey, 470 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,298 we don't have time for this, okay? Do it now! 471 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,907 You want me to disable their systems? 472 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,217 Fine. I'll do it... 473 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,873 explosively! 474 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,956 [gasps] He's gonna blow us up! 475 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,355 Not if I have something to scream about it. 476 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,438 [both grunting] 477 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,142 Stop it! He's mine! 478 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,932 Hang in there, baby bear! 479 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,455 [shouts] 480 00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,718 [straining] 481 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,383 -Ah, there we go. -[laughs] 482 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,508 [alarm blaring] 483 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,765 BOIMLER: Ah, they did it! They got clear of the blast. 484 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,298 Bringing main power back on line. 485 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,947 All invaders have been... [grunts] 486 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,257 neutralized. 487 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,783 FREEMAN: As soon as the engines 488 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,437 are back on line, get us the hell out of here. 489 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:24,221 And hey, don't get too comfortable in my chair. 490 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,436 [chuckles] Yes, sir. 491 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,265 No, no, no, no, there's more of them! 492 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,713 [Boimler screams] 493 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,231 We have you now,Enterprise. 494 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,239 [metal creaking] 495 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,808 [grunts] All hands to escape pods. 496 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:49,936 Prepare to abandon ship. 497 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,597 Wait. Incoming ship? 498 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:54,947 It's the Titan! 499 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:04,001 Oh, no! It's another Enterprise. 500 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,660 Red alert! A Pakled party, and I wasn't invited? 501 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,714 [exhales] It's about time you showed up, Will. 502 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,359 Mariner? This makes us even. 503 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,933 -[gasps] You know Riker? -Yeah. 504 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,490 Who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband? 505 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,017 Dude is flush with Romulan ale, illeg... 506 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,931 -I'm sorry, what was that? -[chuckles]: Uh... 507 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,496 We're still at red alert. Target those ships and fire! 508 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,814 We're talking about this later. 509 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,251 [Pakled groans] 510 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,512 Make us go. 511 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,985 Go, guys, go! 512 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:40,385 -BOIMLER: They're retreating! Yes! -[all cheering] 513 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,785 ♪ 514 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,358 FREEMAN: No, no, 515 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,883 I don't want any cosmetic changes 516 00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,536 -to the Cerritos. -Are you sure? 517 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,370 Because I could add some jazzy reflective panels and big... 518 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,369 No. I hate it when a ship gets repaired 519 00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,941 and comes out looking all Sovereign-class. 520 00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,888 I want her to look almost like she usually does. 521 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,898 TENDI: All right, 522 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,420 we have a good one today. 523 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:17,813 Chapter 79: fluidic systems and how to reroute them. 524 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:20,558 -[clears throat]-[groans] Fluidics are so messy. 525 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,730 [gasps] Rutherford, you're awake. Oh! 526 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:24,556 -I knew you'd be okay! -What? 527 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:27,004 -What happened? -You saved the Cerritos! 528 00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:29,391 Oh, I did? Wow! That's pretty cool. 529 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,385 -Are you my nurse? -Nurse? [laughs] 530 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,477 No, they just have been giving me time off 531 00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:34,566 so I could sit with you. 532 00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:35,924 Oh, sweet. Nice to meet you. 533 00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,013 I'm Rutherford. 534 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,751 Oh, your implant. 535 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,583 I-It must have damaged your long-term memory. 536 00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,492 Do you remember me at all? 537 00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,577 Well, no. But don't take it personally. 538 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,316 I don't remember what I don't remember. 539 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,717 [crying] 540 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,549 You know what this means, right? 541 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,808 We get to become best friends all over again! 542 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:56,982 Okeydokey. 543 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:59,027 ♪ 544 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,077 We'll never forget Lieutenant Shaxs' sacrifice. 545 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,990 He's with the Prophets now. 546 00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:13,828 [sighs] I can't even begin to imagine 547 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:15,790 -how I'm going to replace him. -Well, 548 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:18,349 wherever he is, I'm sure he's full-throat screaming 549 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,617 in someone's face and ejecting a warp core. 550 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,620 I'd like to think you're right. 551 00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:24,532 Ensign Beckett Mariner, 552 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,447 beamed down to Beta III without authorization. 553 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,752 Oh, what, seriously? 554 00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:29,407 Contraband hidden throughout the ship. 555 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,021 Illegal weapons, illicit drugs, a tribble? 556 00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,462 Yeah. That's for personal use. 557 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,799 I've got a whole year's worth 558 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,758 of your insubordinations right here. 559 00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,626 Well, without those "insubordinations," 560 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,978 -we'd all be dead right now. -I know. 561 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:44,988 Did you know Starfleet considersBeta III a known culture? 562 00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:47,122 They had no idea the Betans had regressed. 563 00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:48,734 And the Pakleds? Well, 564 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:51,035 the Pakleds murdered the entire crew of the Solvang 565 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:53,611 because everyone assumed they were a joke. 566 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,869 Yeah, well, that's Starfleet. 567 00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:56,651 Good at observing and bad at maintaining. 568 00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,996 You know, we can't just assume people are gonna keep doing 569 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,956 the right thing a generation down the road. 570 00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:03,704 I agree. But as captain, 571 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:06,576 I can't ignore protocol. I'd lose my command. 572 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,139 You, on the other hand... 573 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,965 You see a problem, you can solve it. 574 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:13,544 Wait, are you saying work together for a change? 575 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,112 Might be useful to have a captain on your side, you know? 576 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,980 Instead of up your ass. What do you say? 577 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:21,682 Uh, I think we're both getting thrown in the brig. 578 00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:24,551 [chuckles] Let's not tell your father. 579 00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:34,038 Oh, that's Mariner. We work with her. Mariner! 580 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,521 -Over here! Hi. -[grunts] Carol. 581 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,522 I guess those Caliclass ships 582 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,094 can hold their own longer than people say. 583 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,090 [chuckles] Thanks for the assist, Captain. 584 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,792 No need to be so formal. You know, I was her mentor. 585 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,531 Uh, yeah, well, I remember it differently. 586 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,752 You were sort of my cha'DIch. 587 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,531 We used to get in so much trouble. 588 00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:52,486 -FREEMAN: "We"? -[chuckles]: Deanna, 589 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:55,544 can you introduce meto any of your Betazoid friends? 590 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,711 Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence 591 00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,757 in order to mask an ocean of insecurity. 592 00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:03,553 Oh! Will they sense that, too? I can make that work for me. 593 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,939 Wait, wait, wait, wait, you made a dog? 594 00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:07,942 Yeah, and it could fly. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 595 00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,734 And another time, we stole bunch of T-88s. 596 00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:11,899 Aw, man! The scanners with the purple stripe? 597 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,815 Those are amazing. What else did we do? 598 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,780 I just wanted to say, I was wrong. 599 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,518 I'm glad we followed our guts today. 600 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,869 You aremy mentor. 601 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,608 [coughs] Whatever, nerd. Come on, 602 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,559 we can hang without me being your mentor. 603 00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,168 -I thought you wanted that. -Eh, my target kind of moves. 604 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:27,088 Well, from now on, no more being obsessed with rank. 605 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:29,754 Time to start appreciating what I have right here. 606 00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,749 Hey, you know what? I like this new Boimler. 607 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,711 Good work today, Boomler. Ransomsays you're one of his best. 608 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:37,100 -[leg thuds] -Thank you, Captain Riker, sir! 609 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,584 Hey, how about you buy me a drink? 610 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,154 You know, since we're even? Remember? 611 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:41,930 The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass? 612 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,625 MARINER: We are not even, and we don't use money. 613 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:46,592 What's happened to you, man? You used to be sharp. 614 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,592 Boimler, you backstabbing little weasel! 615 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,774 Yeah, next time I see you, I'm gonna kick your [bleep] ass. 616 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,770 I cannot believe that you took a promotion 617 00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:55,602 to the mother[bleep]Titan! Call me. 618 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,121 Hey, Brad. We got to scoot. [chuckles] 619 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,864 So get your boots and strap 'em up, 620 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,075 'cause the captain wants us 621 00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,083 to escort Commander Troi to Tulgana IV. 622 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,735 Ooh, I hear the Klingon district's intense. 623 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:06,039 There's a bar in Andoria Town you guys would love. 624 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:07,776 Whoa, you've been there? 625 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:09,257 Yeah. I can show you around if you want. 626 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,696 Dude, your PADD is blowing up. Who is messaging you? 627 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,624 She's just an old friend. She kind of got mad 628 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,839 when I took the promotion here. Eh, she'll get over it. 629 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,968 MARINER: Boimler! You can't keep ducking me forever. 630 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:19,621 It is a really small galaxy out there. 631 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,705 Sooner or later, I'm gonna runinto you, and I'm gonna feed you 632 00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:24,324 -to an Armus! You hear me?-JEN: Hey, psycho, keep it down. 633 00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:26,015 -We're trying to sleep. -MARINER: Oh, shut up, Jen. 634 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,627 I'm sorry I'm late. 635 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:30,935 I was watching the first Enterprise 636 00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,550 on the holodeck.You know, Archer and those guys? 637 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,721 What a story. Those guys had a long road 638 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:35,987 getting from there to here. 639 00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,639 Course setfor the Tulgana system, Captain. 640 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:38,643 Awaiting your command. 641 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,344 Ah, Tulgana IV. 642 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,251 You know, they have a Little Risa. 643 00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:44,816 Oh, so then should we take the little horga'hn? 644 00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:46,784 No. Let's take the one we always use. 645 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,742 -[clears throat] -Right. Give me warp 646 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:51,351 in the factor of five, six, seven, eight. 647 00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:53,662 TROI: Oh, the jazz. 648 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,699 ♪ 649 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:01,234 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 650 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:02,271 Help! Help!