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RANSOM: TheCerritos is
in orbit around Beta III.
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Back in the day,
these guys worshipped
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a violent god
called Landru, who suppressed
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their creativity
and made them kill each other,
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until Kirk figured out
it was actually a computer.
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Get this.
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At some point,
these knuckleheads went
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back to worshipping Landru.
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Captain Freeman has been
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setting them straight
all morning.
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I can't believe you all started
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re-worshipping
the dang computer.
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Well, Landru's very persuasive.
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LANDRU:
Consume the intruders!
Obey Landru!
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Hey, don't make me paradox you
into destroying yourself.
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LANDRU:
Landru apologizes.
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[groans] This is literally
the exact thing
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Captain Kirk taught you.
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Maybe write it down this time?
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Cerritos,two to beam up.
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Well, I like purging people
during the red hour.
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I'm going to keep doing it.
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Dude, there is
no more red hour, okay?
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-Let it go.-But I just bought a new scythe.
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Ugh, Landru.
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I know, it's always weird
revisiting planets
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-from the TOS era.
-TOS?
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It's what I call the 2260s.
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Stands for "those old
scientists"-- you know, Spock,
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Scotty, those guys.
Seems like they were stumbling
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on crazy new aliens
every week back then.
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Nothing against
second contact missions,
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but the Cerritos
should be popping in
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on those legacy civilizations
beforethey unravel.
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Yeah, but "popping in" is
against regulation.
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We would need specific orders.
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I just hate seeing a perfectly
good society get destroyed
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by a Gamester of Triskelion
or whatever,
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because Starfleet has a policy
of someintervention.
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-Set coordinates
for Starbase 77.
-Sorry, Captain,
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but we still have crew
on Beta III.
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I didn't authorize that.
Who is it?
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Art supplies!
Get your art supplies!
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We got paints,
we got brushes,
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we got a spiky, pencil,
twirl-around thingy.
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Boost your creativity!
Express yourself!
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Stop praying to a computer!
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Hoo boy,
incoming lecture in five,
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four...
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Who wants crayons?
Here you go, kid.
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Way better than the red hour.
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Since when
do you break protocol?
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I'm just tired of you getting
to do all the good stuff
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while I stick to the rules.
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RANSOM:
Ensign Boimler? Do you read?
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Whoa-ho-ho,
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look at Brad Boimler
being cool for once.
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[gasps] Wait, is this
because of my teachings?
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Okay, you don't teach.
You just instigate chaos.
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Exactly-- helpful,
character-building chaos.
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RANSOM: I can hear you, can you hear me?
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MARINER: Aw, Boims!
I thought you were gonna
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get stuck
in middle management,
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like this pathetic
little fly in amber, like--
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-Oh, like Ransom!-I am not a little fly in amber!
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What did it, huh?
My constant mockery?
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My non-stop prodding?
My downright-dangerous hazing?
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No, no. Look.
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If you have to know,
I found out about your secret.
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You mean never eating after
7:00? it's a miracle, right?
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-I mean, it does work,
you should try it.
-Captain Freeman is your mom.
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Yeah, I don't, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Oh, come on, Mariner.
The captain's your mom.
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Your dad's an admiral.
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You're basically
Starfleet royalty.
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How cool is that?
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Shut the [bleep] up right now,
Boimler.
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-Shut your [bleep] mouth.
-This is a good thing!
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Now we can both do some good
and you'll just, you know,
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keep us out of trouble
with your mom--
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-What?! No that is not how--
-I just don't understand
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-why it's such a secret.
I'd be telling everyone.
-Move!
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Dude, I do not want people
knowing my mom is my mom!
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Okay, okay.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
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I'm being serious! Shut up!
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So, uh, does Captain Mommy
give you,
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uh, sweet little captain kisses?
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[smooching]
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[screaming]
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♪
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-Plasma ring scan is complete,
Captain Dayton.
-Oh, yeah.
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I loved the Rubidoux,
but nothing beats
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a brand new ship-- hey!
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Who peeled this film
off the weapons panel?!
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Come on, guys!
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I want the Solvangto beperfect for as long as possible.
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Hey! Take those shoes
off right now!
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What?
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-Aah! What the hell was that?!
-We're being fired upon.
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-Raise shield, red alert.
-Get us out of here!
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Shields at ten percent.
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Direct hit to main engines.
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-[alarm sounding]
-Warp! Now!
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Ah! I can't believe I get
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to be orientation liaison
for a new recruit.
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I am going
to show her so many ropes.
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Hello? Rutherford?
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Sorry. Just trying
to adjust this little thingy
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on my implant's
attitude selector.
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Crazy about Mariner
and the captain, right?
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Oh, man, Captain Freeman Day
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is gonna be super awkward
this year.
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-[both yell]
-There's the shuttle!
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Huh. Look at this new button!
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Optimistic mode?
This is going to be great!
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But... sexy mode? Mmm.
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Don't mind if I do.
[laughs]
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[English accent]:
'Ello. Chim chimurri.
What's all this then?
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[whirring, trilling]
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Aw, it's beautiful!
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Oh, there she is--
the little robot exocomp!
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Oh, my gosh. Hi.
Are you Ensign Tendi?
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Oh, my gosh. Yes, I am!
And I'm so happy you're here!
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I'm happy to behere!
[laughs] This is so exciting!
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Ooh-wee! Howdy there.
Now I'm talking like a cowboy.
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-That was a weird thing to say!
-It sure was!
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Ugh. Why did we ever keep this
a secret in the first place?
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Ugh! I just wanted to fly
under the radar!
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And I didn't want anyone to knowthe most demerited officer
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in the fleet was my daughter.
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Well, Wesley Crusher worked
with his mom.
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Maybe
everybody'll be cool about it.
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Captain, captain's daughter...
Uh, I mean Mariner.
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Oh, what is it, Jack?
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Captain,
I'm putting together a list
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of candidates
for the Sacramentopromotion.
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I'd love your input.
May I just say
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I am very sorry
if I ever treated you
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with anything other
than admiration.
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Oh, shut up, Ransom!
You're such a suck-up!
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From now on, I'll make sure
to give you special attention.
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No! Be as hard on her
as you always are!
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-Yeah, be hard on me!
-I'm only hard on you
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when you make me hard! I mean,
I'm-I'm not hard right now!
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I mean, I could... I could
get hard, if I wanted to,
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but I'm not hard right now.I'm so sorry! You're both great!
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Ugh!
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I heard
she's the captain's daughter.
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[indistinct whispering]
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Hey, Mariner,
I'm Lieutenant Levy.
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We went on a date last year.
I don't know if you recall.
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Yeah, Steve, I remember.
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You said
Wolf 359 was an inside job.
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[laughing]: It totally was.
So, hey, I was wondering,
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could give this
to your mom for me?
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It's just a few ideas I threw
together on how to decorate
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-the captain's yacht.
-Fine. Whatever.
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You're the best.
Thanks, Mariner.
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Changelings aren't real.
The Dominion War didn't happen!
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-Hey, Mariner!
Okay, can you just?
-[groaning]
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-Oh, okay, little closer.-Hey, don't log that, all right?
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-I don't want
to see that up on the... Oh!
-Hey!
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This is a service corridor,
not a social club, Ensign.
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Sorry, Doc. Won't happen again.
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You think
your mom would be okay
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with me and Shaxs making
a little love connection?
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I'd love to snag that Bajoran
beefsteak with my coital hooks.
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Captain, we've received
a partial distress call
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from the Solvang.
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I guess Captain Dayton's
still getting used
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to the controls in her new ship.
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Sir, the signal originated
in the Kalla system.
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Well, there isn't anything
distressing there.
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The Titanis also within range.
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No. Let them know
that we have it. [laughs]
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Dayton's going to hate
that we came running
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to her rescue because
someone leaned on a button.
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-[grunting]
-Oh, this sucks.
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Yo, yo, Mariner!
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I was just crossing
through the, um, lower decks,
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and I replicated you
some hand pies.
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Hand... What is a hand pie?
You know what? No thank you.
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-Ooh, key lime? Mmm. Mmm.
-I won't be able
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to do any of my usual
sneaky Robin Hood stuff
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now that everybody's
paying attention to me.
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Yesterday, he literally
didn't know my name.
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He called me "Jen."
Who here is named "Jen"?!
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Ugh. You are so right. He was
clearly kissing your butt.
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It's not like
he had a prewritten letter
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of recommendation which would
save you so much time
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since all you had
to do is sign it.
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-Oh, Boimler, not you!
-Ransom's picking someone
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to promote to the Sacramento.
I need an edge!
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Dude, I thought
you were done being lame!
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Yeah, but it's the Sac.
That's a huge career boost!
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And didn't you say you'd get me
in a captain's chair?
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Mariner!
Looking good, girlfriend!
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Get phased, Lundy.
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Wait. No one would know me
on the Sacramento.
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I'd be a nobody again,
like you!
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I'm not a nobody. I...
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Maybe Ishould apply
to the Sacramento.
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I don't know.
They might be looking
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for someone a little less
criminally insubordinate.
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Good call. I'd better start
adjusting my attitude, sir.
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-Ew. Don't call me "sir."
-Yes, sir.
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-Don't.
-You technically
outrank me, sir.
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-BOIMLER: What are you doing?
Stop it.
-Is that an order?
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-BOIMLER: Yes. I mean, no.
-Permission to go
to my station, sir?
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-You have a station?
-Ha-ha! Good one, sir. Mm-hmm.
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Nobody's gonna fall for that.
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-[yelps]
-I want to give Mariner
a present!
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That's a processing hub,
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and that's a pattern-buffer
maintenance hatch.
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So, hey, um, do you want me
to call you "Exocomp,"
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or do you have
an alpha-numeric name,
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like TT30311?
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[scoffs] No.
I didn't want to sound robotic.
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I wanted to be called
something normal,
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so I analyzed
all Federation languages
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and calculated
a mathematically perfect name.
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-What is it?
-Peanut Hamper.
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Peanut Hamper?
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I love it!
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♪
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Heading
to Commander Ransom's office?
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-Cut it out.
-Cut what out, sir?
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I'm heading there as well,
to explain
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why I should be promoted
over to the Sacramento.
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You know,Ransom's not just some meathead.
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He's gonna see
right through you.
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Boimler,
your record is spotless.
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It's freaky.
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Thank you, sir.
There is more on the back.
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On the other hand, Mariner is
the captain's daughter.
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Mm, sort of stuck
between a rock
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and a kiss-ass place,
aren't we, sir?
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00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,007
[groans]
Boimler, you're so promotable,
239
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,005
but I live to serve the captain.
240
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,837
[frustrated grunt]
I can't think until I work out.
241
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,315
You've been lifting
this whole time.
242
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,374
Get out of here!
243
00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:30,059
I'm trying to think...!
244
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,849
Ooh!
245
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,423
[chuckles]:
Hmm, dilithium.
246
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:35,939
It's better than I thought.
247
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,333
Dang it!
Aw, shoot. Ooh, ooh.
248
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,806
[chuckles]: Sorry.Ensign Klutz reporting for duty.
249
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,817
Ah, Peanut Hamper is such
an innocent little robot.
250
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,769
I got to make sure
she doesn't get overwhelmed
251
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,778
during our shift, you know,
since she doesn't have
252
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,390
-any hands.
-With you watching out for her,
253
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:51,040
-I'm sure she'll do great.
-Whoa. Are you mad at me?
254
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,865
I just think that Dr. T'ana's
going to be mean, and...
255
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,874
[yawns]: I'm not.
I'm just trying to click
256
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:59,476
this attitude button
until I get back to normal.
257
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,098
Just make sure
you treat Peanut Hamper
258
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,398
the same as you would
anyone else. [gasps]
259
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,095
-TENDI: But she's
not like anyone else.
-[giggles] Oopsy-daisy.
260
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,322
She's been trying to pick
those tubes up this whole time.
261
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,102
-How's she supposed to do
medical stuff?
-Oh! Dang it!
262
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,537
T'ANA: All right,
here comes the messy part.
263
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,543
Any slight error here
can result in instant death.
264
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,236
Um, Dr. T'ana, just a heads-up
that Peanut Hamper might have
265
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:20,065
-a little bit of trouble with...-[low buzzing]
266
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,901
Oh. Oh, wow.
267
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,213
Peanut Hamper, this is
some of the best micro-suturing
268
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,769
I've ever seen.
269
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,076
I downloaded all your journal
articles. I learned a lot.
270
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,133
Oh, I-I could help you
With that leg if you want.
271
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,778
Tendi, hang back.
I don't want you to get
272
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,962
in Peanut Hamper's way.Ooh. What did you just do there?
273
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,648
It's a new skin graft technique
I've been developing.
274
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,346
-It uses half the skin.
-Oh, can you show me
how to do it?
275
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,484
-TENDI: Can I... can I see?-Yeah, look at that right there.
276
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,436
See how the flesh
just folds together?
277
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,965
T'ANA:
[bleep]-A I do!
278
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,008
Wow. Doc is really taking
to Peanut Hamper.
279
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,404
Hey, don't worry. I'm sure
you'll still have a lot to do.
280
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,447
I mean, for example, you know,
we could start working on me,
281
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,103
getting me back up on my feet.
282
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,497
Worry? I'm her liaison.
283
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,499
Peanut Hamper fitting in is
my greatest victory!
284
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,202
Meld that flesh, girl!
285
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,110
Melding away!
[giggles]
286
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:04,455
Ah. "Tips for Remaining
Starfleet Uniform Compliant."
287
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,636
The Starfleet Manual?
Who are you kidding?
288
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,121
It is so messed up
that you're trying
289
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,511
to cheat me out of a promotion.
290
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,293
How am I cheating?
You're always
291
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,338
telling me to be like this.
292
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,302
I meant to actually try
sometimes!
293
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:16,041
-Not to profit off of nepotism.
-Nobody would know
Freeman's my mom
294
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,953
if you hadn't ratted me out,
295
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,868
so why don't you go ahead
and blame yourself?
296
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,053
-No! I blame you!
-And I blame you right back!
297
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,349
♪
298
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:25,345
Red alert.
299
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,346
Shields up.
300
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,827
[grunting]
301
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,267
[explosion]
302
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:34,058
Collision alert. Impacts
on Decks Three, 15 and 20.
303
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,971
-My God! Is that the Solvang?
-RANSOM: I'm not reading
any life signs.
304
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,017
The whole crew,
they've been wiped out.
305
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,546
They're harvesting the wreckage!
306
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:47,683
Evasive maneuvers.
307
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,300
-Shields at 50%.
-Send out a distress call,
308
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,989
-all frequencies.-They're jamming communications.
309
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,691
SHAXS: Captain, they've
latched onto the port nacelle
310
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,168
with some sort of mining arm.
311
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,518
-Go to warp. Get us out of here!-No! Shut down engines.
312
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,308
But we'll be sitting ducks.
313
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,662
Dayton would have thought
the same thing,
314
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,141
and look what happened to them.
Shut it down!
315
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,063
[all yelling]
316
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,377
[both gasp]
317
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,119
MARINER:
Mom!
318
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,290
I-I'm okay.
319
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,465
Auxiliary power back online.
320
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:40,521
Ha-ha-ha! I thought
theEnterprise was strong.
321
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,558
We are strong.
322
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,874
This isn't the Enterprise.
This is the Cerritos.
323
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:48,351
We thought you were
theEnterprise.
324
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,572
Pakleds?
What the hell do you want?
325
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:54,402
We want your ship pieces
to add to our ship pieces,
326
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,922
so that we have
all the ship pieces!
327
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,576
Look, just stop this senseless
attack, and let's discuss...
328
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,881
JACKABOG:
No!
329
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,408
No.
330
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:04,931
We are strong!
331
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,894
We will cut your ship apart!
332
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,893
[groans]
This doesn't make any sense.
333
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,585
The Pakleds aren't
this powerful.
334
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,552
I thought
they were kind of a joke.
335
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,810
Yeah, you guys aren't wrong.
336
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,903
Pakleds would fake
distress calls
337
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,641
so they could steal technology
338
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,471
from anyone who showed up
to help, but I'm detecting
339
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,769
weapons from over
30 different species.
340
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,946
Ah, looks like
they're not a joke anymore.
341
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:36,404
[screaming]
342
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,840
-They're phasering the hull!
-Carving us up like
a First Contact Day salmon.
343
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,929
No engines, no weapons, fightingan enemy we don't understand.
344
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,799
We're out of options!
345
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,540
Then I need someone
to make me some.
346
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,932
Me? What am Isupposed to do?
I-I don't know these guys.
347
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,326
Do what you do best.
348
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,328
I need a dangerous,
half-baked solution
349
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,630
that breaks Starfleet codes
and totally pisses me off.
350
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,588
-[alert blaring]
-That's an order.
351
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,637
-Boimler, what kind of computer
systems do the Pakleds use?
-They steal components
352
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,214
from other cultures,
which means their code base
353
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,911
-would have to be wide open.
-You catch that, Rutherford?
354
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,598
We need a virus that takes
advantage of a trusting system!
355
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,517
MARINER: Exactly.
Wait, why are you so chipper?
356
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,822
Implant stuff!
357
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,648
They've got us outgunned,
and they know it.
358
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,866
Butthey're taking their time.
359
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,785
If we can plant a virus
in their system,
360
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,829
-we can cripple their ship.
-Who here could whip up
a code like that?
361
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,486
They'd have to be some sort
of morally bankrupt genius.
362
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:26,451
Ha-ha! Computer, start program
Rutherford Training Beta 2.5.
363
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,450
Can I teach you a lesson?
364
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:31,502
[chuckles] Badgey! I need you
to code a virus for me.
365
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,979
Hmm, to do that, I would needyou to disable safety protocols.
366
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,500
[chuckles]
Wait.
367
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,463
You're not gonna try
to kill me again, are you?
368
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,811
Ha-ha! I'm Badgey!
369
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,460
[chuckles nervously]
Uh, fine.
370
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,514
Computer,
disable safety protocols.
371
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,550
Oh, yeah!
There we go.
372
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,676
Hello, Father.
373
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,508
I've already created
three viruses
374
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,596
that would disable
Pakled technology.
375
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,815
You were monitoring comms?
376
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,783
Oh, I'm always monitoring comms.
377
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,742
-The packet needs
to be input manually.
-Ho-ho-ho!
378
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,961
-Somebody's gonna have
to board their ship!
-You know it!
379
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,738
Intruders beaming in!
380
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:04,006
Very slowly beaming in.
381
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,570
We've got to go!
382
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,796
We have to get to the armory!
383
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,020
Looks like we'll have to repel
them the old-fashioned way.
384
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,720
Setting my fists to stun
and my kicks to kill.
385
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,109
[grunts]
386
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,811
Uh, guys, right here. Yep.
Great stuff in that one.
387
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:27,032
-All the way in back there?
-How much contraband
have you hidden on my ship?
388
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,773
I don't know. A lot.
389
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,903
♪
390
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,907
[shouting]
391
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,561
[grunting]
392
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:41,956
Side roll. Side roll.
393
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,091
Double hand punch!
394
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,832
[grunting]
395
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,883
[shouts]
396
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,788
-Pakled!
-Mariner,
in case we don't make it...
397
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,883
We're making it.
398
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,141
I wasn't mad
that you were stealing
399
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,194
the Sacramentopromotion.
400
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,488
I apply for those all the time.
401
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,884
-Nothing ever comes of it.
-[groans]
402
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,836
-What? Then why were
you freaking out?
-[grunts]
403
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,015
Because you wouldhave gotten
it. And I'd-I'd miss you, okay?
404
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,591
-You're my best friend.
-Oh, haven't you shared
enough secrets today?
405
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,109
Just shut up!
406
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,852
-[Freeman grunting]
-Pakled!
407
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,593
[groaning]
408
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,554
[cackling]
409
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,292
[grunts]
Mom!
410
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,821
Ransom, get our backs!
411
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:19,953
Way ahead of you!
[grunts]
412
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:20,995
My head!
413
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,868
[yowls, clears threat]
Sorry.
414
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,962
I mean get the captain
to the biobed, quick, quick!
415
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,001
[groans]
Did we save the Cerritos?
416
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,137
Working on it.
417
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,088
Ooh, I got it.
One illegal virus.
418
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,047
[singsongy]: But someone has
to take it to the ship.
419
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,705
But who's small enough
to go undetected?
420
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,229
Yeah, and who could survive
in space without a ship?
421
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,232
Someone who can travel
with the program safely stored
422
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,934
in her hard drive.
[gasps]
423
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,231
ALL:
Peanut Hamper!
424
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,577
You can load the code
into their ship
425
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:43,626
using your robotic abilities.
426
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,111
Oh, my gosh, Peanut Hamper,
427
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,671
you're gonna save the day!
428
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,675
Eh, I'm gonna pass.
429
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,590
I-I'm sorry, what?
430
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,115
All that stuff sounded
way too scary.
431
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,509
What about
"the needs of the many"?
432
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,251
I joined Starfleet
to piss off my dad,
433
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,732
not to be a virus bomb.
434
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,642
Peanut Hamper,
this is not cool!
435
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,247
-We're all going to die!
-Peanut Hamper!
436
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,127
There are so many lives
at stake!
437
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,079
You know what? I'm just going
to beam myself out
438
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,687
of this whole sitch.
439
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,087
Sucks to be organic.
440
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,090
Enjoy having all your guts
fly out or whatever!
441
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,093
You know what?
Peanut Hamper is a stupid name!
442
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,139
-That little [bleep].
-[gasps]
443
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,146
Oh, my gosh. I'm back! I just
clicked myself back to normal.
444
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,019
Let me just upload this. Whoa!
445
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,980
Ugh, feels like
an ice cream headache.
446
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,888
[grunts] Okay. Now I just need
to get on that ship.
447
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,543
Wait, no! I-It's too dangerous.
448
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,937
You must be
in a heroic bravery mode
449
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,680
or something.
Keep clicking your button.
450
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,031
L-Let me click it.
Click-click your button.
451
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,680
No, Tendi, this is normal me.
452
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,774
-I've got this.
-And I've got you.
453
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,163
Rutherford!
454
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,897
[grunting]
455
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,651
You know
I can run on my own.
456
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,781
[both grunt]
457
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,218
[exclaims, laughs]
458
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,615
-[Shaxs laughing]
-[Rutherford screaming]
459
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:04,136
This is the best day of my life!
460
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,926
-Eat this!
-No, no, no, no, no!
461
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,971
[both panting]
462
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,938
Linked up. Come on, come on.
463
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,159
-[grunting, laughs]
-[indistinct shouting]
464
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,381
Virus downloaded.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, y...
465
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,032
Download slowing to a crawl?
466
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,335
-Wait, why?
-Sorry, but no virus
467
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,692
until after these guys kill you.
468
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,912
-What? Why?
-Because you snapped my neck!
469
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,212
-What's the holdup?
-RUTHERFORD: Damn it, Badgey,
470
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,298
we don't have time for this,
okay? Do it now!
471
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,907
You want me to disable
their systems?
472
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,217
Fine. I'll do it...
473
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,873
explosively!
474
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,956
[gasps]
He's gonna blow us up!
475
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,355
Not if I have something
to scream about it.
476
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,438
[both grunting]
477
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,142
Stop it! He's mine!
478
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,932
Hang in there, baby bear!
479
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,455
[shouts]
480
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,718
[straining]
481
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,383
-Ah, there we go.
-[laughs]
482
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,508
[alarm blaring]
483
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,765
BOIMLER:
Ah, they did it!
They got clear of the blast.
484
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,298
Bringing main power
back on line.
485
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,947
All invaders have been...
[grunts]
486
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,257
neutralized.
487
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,783
FREEMAN:
As soon as the engines
488
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,437
are back on line,
get us the hell out of here.
489
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:24,221
And hey, don't get
too comfortable in my chair.
490
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,436
[chuckles]
Yes, sir.
491
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,265
No, no, no, no,
there's more of them!
492
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,713
[Boimler screams]
493
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,231
We have you now,Enterprise.
494
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,239
[metal creaking]
495
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,808
[grunts]
All hands to escape pods.
496
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:49,936
Prepare to abandon ship.
497
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,597
Wait. Incoming ship?
498
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:54,947
It's the Titan!
499
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:04,001
Oh, no! It's another Enterprise.
500
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,660
Red alert! A Pakled party,
and I wasn't invited?
501
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,714
[exhales] It's about time
you showed up, Will.
502
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,359
Mariner? This makes us even.
503
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,933
-[gasps] You know Riker?
-Yeah.
504
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,490
Who do you think hooks me up
with all my contraband?
505
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,017
Dude is flush with Romulan ale, illeg...
506
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,931
-I'm sorry, what was that?
-[chuckles]: Uh...
507
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,496
We're still at red alert.
Target those ships and fire!
508
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,814
We're talking about this later.
509
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,251
[Pakled groans]
510
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,512
Make us go.
511
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,985
Go, guys, go!
512
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:40,385
-BOIMLER: They're retreating!
Yes!
-[all cheering]
513
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,785
♪
514
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,358
FREEMAN:
No, no,
515
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,883
I don't want
any cosmetic changes
516
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,536
-to the Cerritos.
-Are you sure?
517
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,370
Because I could add some jazzy
reflective panels and big...
518
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,369
No. I hate it
when a ship gets repaired
519
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,941
and comes out looking
all Sovereign-class.
520
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,888
I want her to look
almost like she usually does.
521
00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,898
TENDI:
All right,
522
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,420
we have a good one today.
523
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:17,813
Chapter 79: fluidic systems
and how to reroute them.
524
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:20,558
-[clears throat]-[groans] Fluidics are so messy.
525
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,730
[gasps]
Rutherford, you're awake. Oh!
526
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:24,556
-I knew you'd be okay!
-What?
527
00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:27,004
-What happened?
-You saved the Cerritos!
528
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:29,391
Oh, I did? Wow!
That's pretty cool.
529
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,385
-Are you my nurse?
-Nurse? [laughs]
530
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,477
No, they just have been
giving me time off
531
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:34,566
so I could sit with you.
532
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:35,924
Oh, sweet. Nice to meet you.
533
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,013
I'm Rutherford.
534
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,751
Oh, your implant.
535
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,583
I-It must have damaged
your long-term memory.
536
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,492
Do you remember me at all?
537
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,577
Well, no.
But don't take it personally.
538
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,316
I don't remember
what I don't remember.
539
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,717
[crying]
540
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,549
You know what this means, right?
541
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,808
We get to become best friends
all over again!
542
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:56,982
Okeydokey.
543
00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:59,027
♪
544
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,077
We'll never forget
Lieutenant Shaxs' sacrifice.
545
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,990
He's with the Prophets now.
546
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:13,828
[sighs]
I can't even begin to imagine
547
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:15,790
-how I'm going to replace him.
-Well,
548
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:18,349
wherever he is, I'm sure
he's full-throat screaming
549
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,617
in someone's face
and ejecting a warp core.
550
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,620
I'd like to think you're right.
551
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:24,532
Ensign Beckett Mariner,
552
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,447
beamed down to Beta III
without authorization.
553
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,752
Oh, what, seriously?
554
00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:29,407
Contraband hidden
throughout the ship.
555
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,021
Illegal weapons,
illicit drugs, a tribble?
556
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,462
Yeah. That's for personal use.
557
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,799
I've got a whole year's worth
558
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,758
of your insubordinations
right here.
559
00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,626
Well, without
those "insubordinations,"
560
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,978
-we'd all be dead right now.
-I know.
561
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:44,988
Did you know Starfleet considersBeta III a known culture?
562
00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:47,122
They had no idea
the Betans had regressed.
563
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:48,734
And the Pakleds? Well,
564
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:51,035
the Pakleds murdered
the entire crew of the Solvang
565
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:53,611
because everyone assumed
they were a joke.
566
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,869
Yeah, well, that's Starfleet.
567
00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:56,651
Good at observing
and bad at maintaining.
568
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,996
You know, we can't just assume
people are gonna keep doing
569
00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,956
the right thing
a generation down the road.
570
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:03,704
I agree. But as captain,
571
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:06,576
I can't ignore protocol.
I'd lose my command.
572
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,139
You, on the other hand...
573
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,965
You see a problem,
you can solve it.
574
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:13,544
Wait, are you saying
work together for a change?
575
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,112
Might be useful to have a
captain on your side, you know?
576
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,980
Instead of up your ass.
What do you say?
577
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:21,682
Uh, I think we're both
getting thrown in the brig.
578
00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:24,551
[chuckles]
Let's not tell your father.
579
00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:34,038
Oh, that's Mariner.
We work with her. Mariner!
580
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,521
-Over here! Hi.
-[grunts] Carol.
581
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,522
I guess those Caliclass ships
582
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,094
can hold their own
longer than people say.
583
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,090
[chuckles]
Thanks for the assist, Captain.
584
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,792
No need to be so formal.
You know, I was her mentor.
585
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,531
Uh, yeah, well,
I remember it differently.
586
00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,752
You were sort of my cha'DIch.
587
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,531
We used to get
in so much trouble.
588
00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:52,486
-FREEMAN: "We"?
-[chuckles]: Deanna,
589
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:55,544
can you introduce meto any of your Betazoid friends?
590
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,711
Jack, I sense
you exaggerate your confidence
591
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,757
in order to mask
an ocean of insecurity.
592
00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:03,553
Oh! Will they sense that, too?
I can make that work for me.
593
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,939
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
you made a dog?
594
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:07,942
Yeah, and it could fly.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
595
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,734
And another time,
we stole bunch of T-88s.
596
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:11,899
Aw, man! The scanners
with the purple stripe?
597
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,815
Those are amazing.
What else did we do?
598
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,780
I just wanted to say,
I was wrong.
599
00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,518
I'm glad
we followed our guts today.
600
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,869
You aremy mentor.
601
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,608
[coughs]
Whatever, nerd. Come on,
602
00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,559
we can hang
without me being your mentor.
603
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,168
-I thought you wanted that.
-Eh, my target kind of moves.
604
00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:27,088
Well, from now on, no more
being obsessed with rank.
605
00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:29,754
Time to start appreciating
what I have right here.
606
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,749
Hey, you know what?
I like this new Boimler.
607
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,711
Good work today, Boomler. Ransomsays you're one of his best.
608
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:37,100
-[leg thuds]
-Thank you, Captain Riker, sir!
609
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,584
Hey, how about
you buy me a drink?
610
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,154
You know, since we're even?
Remember?
611
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:41,930
The thing with the aliens
where I saved your ass?
612
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,625
MARINER:
We are not even,
and we don't use money.
613
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:46,592
What's happened to you, man?
You used to be sharp.
614
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,592
Boimler, you backstabbing little weasel!
615
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,774
Yeah, next time I see you, I'm gonna kick your [bleep] ass.
616
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,770
I cannot believe
that you took a promotion
617
00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:55,602
to the mother[bleep]Titan!
Call me.
618
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,121
Hey, Brad. We got to scoot.
[chuckles]
619
00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,864
So get your boots
and strap 'em up,
620
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,075
'cause the captain wants us
621
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,083
to escort Commander Troi
to Tulgana IV.
622
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,735
Ooh, I hear
the Klingon district's intense.
623
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:06,039
There's a bar in Andoria Town
you guys would love.
624
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:07,776
Whoa, you've been there?
625
00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:09,257
Yeah. I can show you around
if you want.
626
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,696
Dude, your PADD is blowing up.
Who is messaging you?
627
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,624
She's just an old friend.
She kind of got mad
628
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,839
when I took the promotion here.
Eh, she'll get over it.
629
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,968
MARINER:
Boimler! You can't
keep ducking me forever.
630
00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:19,621
It is a really small galaxy
out there.
631
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,705
Sooner or later, I'm gonna runinto you, and I'm gonna feed you
632
00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:24,324
-to an Armus! You hear me?-JEN: Hey, psycho, keep it down.
633
00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:26,015
-We're trying to sleep.
-MARINER: Oh, shut up, Jen.
634
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,627
I'm sorry I'm late.
635
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:30,935
I was watching
the first Enterprise
636
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,550
on the holodeck.You know, Archer and those guys?
637
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,721
What a story.
Those guys had a long road
638
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:35,987
getting from there to here.
639
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,639
Course setfor the Tulgana system, Captain.
640
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:38,643
Awaiting your command.
641
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,344
Ah, Tulgana IV.
642
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,251
You know,
they have a Little Risa.
643
00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:44,816
Oh, so then should we take
the little horga'hn?
644
00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:46,784
No. Let's take
the one we always use.
645
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,742
-[clears throat]
-Right. Give me warp
646
00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:51,351
in the factor
of five, six, seven, eight.
647
00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:53,662
TROI:
Oh, the jazz.
648
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,699
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649
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