1 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,493 FREEMAN: Stardate 57538.9. 2 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:18,322 TheCerritos is working alongside the USSMerced 3 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,324 in the relocation of an ancient generation ship, 4 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,196 which, due to some unknown calamity, 5 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:23,893 never reached its destination. 6 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:26,852 Her crew, adrift for centuries, 7 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,854 mummified in disabled cryo units. 8 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,726 Their most precious cargo-- 9 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,902 mysterious containers of molecular fluid 10 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:35,687 which generates life from inorganic material. 11 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:38,864 We suspect they planned to use it on a dead planet 12 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:40,431 to create a habitable environment 13 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:41,780 they could call home. 14 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:43,217 The Mercedis here 15 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:44,957 to ensure the generation ship is preserved 16 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,524 during transportation, 17 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:49,353 and I want everyone to give them full support. 18 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:50,963 Captain Durango and I both served 19 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:52,748 on the Illinoismany years ago, 20 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:56,056 and it is a true delight to be able to work with him again. 21 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,233 Trouble sleeping, Ensign? 22 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,539 No, I slept great. I mean, maybe too good, honestly. 23 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,541 Just distribute the PADDs. 24 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:05,456 Starfleet believes this alien vessel 25 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,285 is equipped with unique terraforming technology: 26 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:11,245 an elemental fluidwhich can transform inert matter 27 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:13,073 into a living ecosystem. 28 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,814 Towing it will be a delicate procedure. 29 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:18,165 Even the slightest flux in tractor beam 30 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,775 stabilization could damage... 31 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,648 Oh. Oh, I am so sorry. I'm sorry. 32 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:24,910 It is just so much information. 33 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,608 I don't know how you guys aren't yawning. 34 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:29,785 Your crew doesn'tappear to appreciate the gravity 35 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,178 of our undertaking, Captain. 36 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:32,701 I assure you, Captain, 37 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,659 my people are the best in the fleet. 38 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:36,183 They're proficient, alert and... 39 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,880 - Mariner! 40 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,882 I am trying to hold it in! 41 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,349 MARINER: Ugh! 42 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,002 I had to yawn, okay? I'm sorry. 43 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:59,309 That guy is super boring. Like, "Oh, I'm boring. 44 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:02,356 I love museums and dust and old gates." 45 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,880 I know he's boring. He's been boring for 15 years! 46 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:07,187 But right now, he's telling everyone on the Merced 47 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,450 that I don't have the respect of my crew. 48 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:11,495 If you ever disrespect me like that again, 49 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,237 I'll skip the court-martial and blow you out the airlock. 50 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,979 Cool. Well, live long and prosper. 51 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:20,069 Don't you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute! 52 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:22,506 Beckett! 53 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,813 Captain, I have the sensor data that you requested. 54 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,858 Huh? Oh, right. The sensors. 55 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:29,731 Ugh. I'm sorry, Jack. It's just Ensign Mariner. 56 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:32,037 Ugh. I feel like she stays up all night 57 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,996 coming up with new ways to piss me off. 58 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:36,607 I honestly don't know why youhaven't kicked her off the ship. 59 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,827 But since it's not my job 60 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,263 to question your motives... 61 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,743 If you want to avoid conflict, 62 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,832 why not reassign her to all the worst jobs? 63 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,791 That way, transferring would be her idea, not yours. 64 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,271 Hmm. 65 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:49,751 Well, we could reassign her 66 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:52,188 to all the nastiest jobs on the ship. 67 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,626 That way, transferring her would be her idea, not mine. 68 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,455 Brilliant plan. That's why you're the captain. 69 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,196 Assignment time! 70 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,893 Hatchi machi! 71 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:04,809 I got conference room cleanup duty. In your face! 72 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,681 -Last time I checked, that was very lame. 73 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,639 Why would you dance? That's not a danceable job. 74 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,424 That's where all the senior officer action happens! 75 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,774 Plus, they have access to betterreplicator programs than we do, 76 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:14,558 and sometimes they let you eat with them! 77 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:15,690 It's, like, basically the same food. 78 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,213 No, it's not! 79 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,649 They get, like, gnocchi and fritters and... 80 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,260 Doesn't matter. It's good, okay? 81 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,826 -Oh, man. I got to monitor 82 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:23,828 power fluctuations in the tractor beam? 83 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,395 I wanted to monitor power fluctuations 84 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,049 in the impulse relays. 85 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,877 Rutherford! I'm about to go watch an ascension. 86 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,096 What? That's amazing! What's an ascension? 87 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,533 Some people who master the art 88 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,404 of alien meditation can achieve inner peace. 89 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,058 Then they transcend the physical realm 90 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,365 and become a being of pure energy. 91 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,932 -Isn't that cool?-Oh, like a Q or a the Traveler? 92 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:43,587 No! It's more like studying so much for a test 93 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,372 that you literally become the test. 94 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,722 You become everything! 95 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,158 Damn, that is cool. 96 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:51,291 I can't believe I actually get to see it in person! 97 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,683 I wonder if it's gonna make a sound 98 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:54,903 like "vrr" or "hmm" or "whoo." 99 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:57,688 I guess I'll know soon! 100 00:04:57,732 --> 00:05:00,778 Anyway, let's see what I got assigned. 101 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,607 "Turbolift lubing, holodeck waste removal 102 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,783 and scraping carbon off the carbon filter"? 103 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:08,264 Ooh. Those are the worst jobs on the ship. 104 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,353 Scraping carbon off of slightly harder carbon? 105 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:11,963 That's Klingon prison stuff. 106 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,617 This is weird. 107 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,145 Wow. 108 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,625 Wow. 109 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,018 Oh. 110 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,892 As I grow closer to decorporation, 111 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:30,373 words start to lose meaning. 112 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,507 Hey, are-are we supposed to join in? 113 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,031 Hmm... 114 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,250 A tzutchian gong?! 115 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,647 -Oh. 116 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,040 -WOMAN: Is he ascending?-MAN 2: I think he's ascending. 117 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,998 -WOMAN: He's ascending. -Really?! No, no, no, no! 118 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:52,482 -Aah! - My sand mandala! 119 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,658 -No, no, no, no! -I can fix it! I can fix it! 120 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:57,182 I've been laying that for two years! 121 00:05:57,226 --> 00:06:00,011 It was a physical representationof my inner calm! 122 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,361 No, no, it's gonna-- it's gonna be totally fine. 123 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,666 Just keep ascending! Computer, 124 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:05,190 colorful sand, room temperature. 125 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:07,410 Well, uh... there. 126 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,064 See? It's-it's... it's all good. 127 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:12,372 We're good. We're good. It's fine. Uh... 128 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,677 If I had known I was going 129 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,157 to be emptying the holodeck biofilters, 130 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,419 I wouldn't have had so much for breakfast. 131 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,029 Welp, have fun with your terrible jobs. 132 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:19,379 I got to go clean the executive conference room 133 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,424 and eat some lobster ravioli. Peace. 134 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,252 Uh, no. Uh-uh. Sorry. 135 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,689 It does not look cool when you do it. 136 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,909 Damn it, it does. 137 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,399 Ugh. 138 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:44,273 Computer, emergency stop turbolift nine! 139 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,885 Ugh! Hey, I'm working up here! 140 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,321 SHAXS: Sorry. 141 00:06:57,155 --> 00:07:00,289 Oh, this is the worst! Oh, wait a minute. 142 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:01,986 Hey, buddy, do you want to make this interesting? 143 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,380 How? Like, bet on who can finishtheir piece first? 144 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,034 -Yeah. -All right, sure. Why not? 145 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:07,339 Yeah, I'll get in on that. 146 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:14,521 All right! Hell yeah! 147 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:18,350 Syncing tractor beams in three, two, one. 148 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,401 Whoa. I was wrong. These fluctuations are great. 149 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,490 Aw, man, look at these amplitudes! 150 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:34,454 Hi. Um, I just... I feelterrible about the... you know. 151 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,717 Don't worry about it. Don't talk to me. 152 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,763 Anyway, I wentand found a Hiverian metronome, 153 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,243 and apparently, if you just relax 154 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,940 and let it sync to your biorhythm, 155 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,769 we can get you back on trackand ascending by this afternoon! 156 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:48,772 You think I can realign a decade of spiritual enlightenment 157 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,295 by this afternoon?! 158 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,775 Tomorrow morning at the latest. 159 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,255 You just have to find your calm. Ah! 160 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,257 I... don't... want... 161 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,607 your... help! 162 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,960 Has Mariner submitted her transfer request? 163 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,310 I'm going to frame it. 164 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,008 She's... having a great time. 165 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,618 -What?! -She's finding little ways 166 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:11,447 to inject joy into otherwise horrible tasks. 167 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,970 Then give her worse jobs. 168 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,494 I've got her emptying 169 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,191 out of the holodeck's filter! 170 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,369 Ugh. People really use it for that? 171 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:21,849 Oh, yeah, it's mostly that. 172 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,677 Oh, if she finds a way to enjoy that, 173 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,375 then what the hell are we gonnado to get her to resign? 174 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,724 I don't know, but there has to be 175 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,639 something on this ship she hates. 176 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,687 Hmm... 177 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:37,952 Ensign Mariner,report to Conference Room Five. 178 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,177 Whoa-hoa,another conference room meeting? 179 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,789 Shocker. You guys debating the Prime Directive again? 180 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,878 Pretty fascinating stuff. 181 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,836 -What is...? 182 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,055 No, no. No laughing. 183 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,317 I was making fun of you, not with you. 184 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,580 Well, since you're one of us now, 185 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:00,235 I guess you're making fun of yourself. 186 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,366 What? 187 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,934 -: No. -Ensign Beckett Mariner, 188 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:07,111 -No, no, no, no. -I am pleased to grant you a promotion. 189 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,330 No! 190 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,375 Congratulations, LieutenantMariner. 191 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,986 BOIMLER : Lieutenant? 192 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,814 Lieu... Lieu... Lieutenant? 193 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,555 Looking forward to serving with you 194 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,296 for a long, long time. 195 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,690 Good job, Mariner. Well earned, well earned. 196 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,867 This is real! This is real! 197 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,130 Wow! Thanks. I'm gonna take off. 198 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:29,569 Oh, right after this very important meeting. 199 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,614 All right, meeting's started. 200 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,964 We need to choose new conference room chairs. 201 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:36,488 A beige chair with a leather strip right down the middle. 202 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,839 T'ANA: Hey! We all agree that a strip of leather 203 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,362 is too ostentatious. 204 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:42,364 We did not allagree. 205 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,496 RANSOM: Whoa, whoa, whoa.What happened to the barstools? 206 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,889 SHAXS: Barstools hurt my back. 207 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,238 BILLUPS : You're not sitting on them right. 208 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,413 SHAXS: Not sitting on them right? 209 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,415 I've killed better men for less. 210 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,549 -No, you haven't. -Well, I've threatened to kill better men 211 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,899 -for about the same. -Strap in. This will take a while. 212 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,422 RANSOM: Barstools are cool! 213 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,643 RANSOM : Lieutenant Mariner, 214 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,340 report to command prep for mission audit. 215 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,431 It's a monumental find, Captain. 216 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,433 Starfleet Command oughtto just start engraving my name 217 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:10,218 -on a plaque right now. 218 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,612 Oh, and yours, too, Durango, of course. 219 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,091 There. I'm done. 220 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,050 Great work, Lieutenant.Now you get to audit the audit. 221 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,923 RANSOM: Lieutenant Mariner, report to the officers' lounge 222 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,099 -for management training. -No... 223 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,713 ♪ Oh, za-beeba-dodden, doo-bah-dum-dow, yeah!♪ 224 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:29,367 And that's why being a captain is a lot like vocal jazz-- 225 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,282 it's all about the notes you don'tscat. 226 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,024 Oh, no. No. 227 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,636 Now, here to teach us aboutpromoting diverse perspectives, 228 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,116 welcome Lieutenant Winger Bingston Jr. 229 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,772 in his one-man show, The United Federation 230 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,469 of Characters. 231 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,863 Oh, hello. Didn't see you beam in there. 232 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,216 RANSOM: Lieutenant Mariner, report to executive poker. 233 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,654 Oh... 234 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,264 Look alive, Mariner. 235 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:59,223 This game's about to get very interesting. 236 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,485 Hmm. 237 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,183 I... 238 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:04,707 ...fold. 239 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,279 Fold. 240 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,587 Hmm... 241 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:16,806 She folds! You all fold! 242 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,721 Every time you all fold! You fold! 243 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,418 Don't tell me what to do! 244 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,724 I'm gonna fold. 245 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,726 I'm all in! Woops. I got nothin'. 246 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:24,814 Guess I lose. 247 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:25,989 Are you out of your mind?! 248 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,251 We don't go all in! 249 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,731 It's a friendly game! 250 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:32,387 Oh-ho-ho... No. 251 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,172 Here I am, trying to help the guy ascend, 252 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,174 and he won't even give me a chance! 253 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,524 I want to help him so bad it hurts! 254 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,526 Geez, I get that you wantto see an ascension happen, but, 255 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,224 -like, isn't this a bit much? -No! 256 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,008 It's not enough! I owe it to O'Connor. 257 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,532 I'm just gonna have to studythe ancient ways twice as much, 258 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,621 just frickin' blow 'em away with spirituality. 259 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,232 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I don't think it works like that. 260 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,016 Yeah? Well, it's gonna have to.Wish me luck! 261 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,583 -And you can finish my lunch. -It's okay. 262 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:57,847 I don't need another lunch. Oh! Pudding! 263 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,720 You get your own quarters? -Yeah. It's the worst. 264 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,199 I'm so far away from everyone. 265 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,767 What did you do? How did you...how did you get this? 266 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,030 -Same thing I usually do.-But-but I go above and beyond, 267 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,902 and you don't even try. Why would they...? 268 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,947 I don't get it, either, man. Bad is good. I don't know. 269 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,383 BILLUPS: Lieutenant Mariner, report to ops 270 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,994 for review of scheduled ops. 271 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,561 Oh, great! Ops! 272 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,389 -Pray for me. 273 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,000 So... 274 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:23,699 they like when you break rules, huh? 275 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,788 Utique, saeculorum 276 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,703 lapsu... 277 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,271 - Don't you have work?-Oh, I'm using my vacation days. 278 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,099 So, I realized, if you mix and match prayers 279 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,578 from different cultures, 280 00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,102 you can increase your chance of ascending. 281 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,538 We can beat the system! 282 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,801 -Please! Just get away from me!- 283 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,151 --These florkas are a vital part 284 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,588 of the ascension process for the Tamarians. 285 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,155 Stop it! Don't come near me anymore. 286 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,940 You don't get to be the hero here, 287 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,681 -because you are the villain. 288 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:52,032 -Aah! -Just center yourself for five minutes! 289 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,774 :Please. I'll align your chakra. 290 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,514 -I'll Reiki you. -No! 291 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,473 Got to figure out a way to be bad. 292 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,605 Get a promotion. Got to be bad,Boimler, got to be bad. 293 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,390 WOMAN : Ensign Boimler, report to bridge duty 294 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,610 -at 1530. -Oh, I'll report to bridge duty, 295 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:08,091 and they'll get exactly what they deserve! 296 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,093 -What? -Uh... Oh, nothing. 297 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,487 That was a holodeck. Uh, Moriarty. 298 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,141 Exactly what they deserve. 299 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,925 Mariner. Heh. 300 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,971 Care to share a status update? 301 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,495 I don't know. We're towing arusted old ship full of mummies? 302 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,671 If you don't feel like you fit in here, 303 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:25,065 I could find you a post on another ship. 304 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,501 Mm, no, thanks. 305 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,416 Don't forget, all senior officers 306 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,461 are meeting up later for Ransom's birthday. 307 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,159 It's mandatory. 308 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:35,249 He's going to sing and play acoustic guitar... 309 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,903 for hours. 310 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:40,123 And the songs, oh-ho, well, he wrote them! 311 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:44,127 They're all about the month he lived in Barcelona. 312 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,999 You know, I get what you're trying to do here, 313 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,958 -and it is sick. -I'm doing exactly what I need to. 314 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,525 It's called being a captain. 315 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,309 No, it's called being a dick! 316 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,667 Are we reading any vibrations in the hull? 317 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,278 No, sir.The transport is going smoothly. 318 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,409 All readings are nominal. 319 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,324 Move us closer to the generation ship. 320 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,327 Sir, I-I believe the Cerritos is in a better position to... 321 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,025 We're in charge of this mission,Lieutenant. 322 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,635 Our positioning should reflect that. 323 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,419 -Take us in. -Yes, sir. 324 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,949 You know, there's no peninsula more sensual 325 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,560 -than the... Iberian. -BARNES: Commander. 326 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,910 The Mercedis maneuveringawfully close to our tow sector. 327 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,390 What? Put them on-screen. 328 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,436 Captain Durango, you are way out of formation. 329 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,135 I don't have to explain myself to you, Commander. 330 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:38,703 The protection of this artifact is my duty. Mine! 331 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,549 -Durango! -Sir, I'm reading 332 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,247 a highly carbonized particle cloud erupting 333 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,988 -from the generation ship. -Terraforming emulsion 334 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,991 has engulfed our hull! It's transfor... 335 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,254 It's being funneled towards us on the tractor beam! 336 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,256 -Evasive maneuver alpha! -It's too late! 337 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,178 -RANSOM: Captain, 338 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,570 we have a serious problem here. 339 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:22,399 Terraforming fluid is dissolving the hull. 340 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,401 -Structural integrity is inserious jeopardy of breaking...-Here's your coffee, sir. 341 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,751 -Woops.-Aah! Are you out of your mind?! 342 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,579 COMPUTER: Environmental irregularities detected. 343 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,713 Emergency force field, Corridor 89! 344 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,064 Whoa, did you feel that? 345 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,761 Humidity's up. The pressure just dropped. 346 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,981 -I think the air's being modified. -Not on my watch. 347 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,766 This is your watch, right now. It is literally happening now. 348 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,420 Oh, can you not, even for a moment... 349 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,205 Look out! 350 00:15:58,479 --> 00:15:59,959 COMPUTER: Unauthorized terraformation. 351 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,743 Whoa! 352 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,706 Ah! 353 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,665 -What's happening? -I don't know! 354 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,797 TENDI: No! 355 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,104 Damn this gorgeous coral! 356 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,106 Well, this is just great! 357 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,848 I could have been one with the universe right now. 358 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,458 This is all your fault! 359 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,634 You know what? I'm gladyou didn't ascend, 360 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,549 -'cause you're a jerk! -Yeah, right. 361 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,116 You've been obsessed with ascending me. 362 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,857 I don't care about you ascending. 363 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,033 All I really wanted was for you to like me! 364 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,513 Wait. Wh-What? 365 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,819 It kills me when someone doesn't like me. 366 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,821 I can't sleep.It's all I think about. It feels 367 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,171 like ants in my brain. 368 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,911 -Yeah. No, I get that. -Oh, please. 369 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,088 You haven't had a negative thought for years. 370 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,576 Well, since we're gonna die here, I'll just tell you. 371 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,143 I was never going to ascend. 372 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,623 I was faking. 373 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,147 -What? Why? -It's hard to stand out in Starfleet. 374 00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:01,020 This gave me an edge. It was my thing. 375 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,717 I was the ascension guy. 376 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,893 But then, I was going for so long notascending 377 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,374 that I got worried that people would catch on, which is why 378 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,679 I used you as cover. 379 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,072 I'm a jerk. 380 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,856 We're bothjerks! 381 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,858 We wanted to be liked, and lied about it. 382 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,469 I think that means we're best friends! 383 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,820 I'm about to die with my best friend! 384 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,476 If we can get down to the environmental controls, 385 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,826 -there might be a way to reverse this. -Uh... mm. 386 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,784 Are you sure that's the best rock for this? 387 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,960 What? Yes. No. Yes, it's fine. It's a rock. 388 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,614 Look, I'm-I'm just saying, 389 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,529 I think you should use the shale over there. 390 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,054 Mom, it is the same thing. Just leave me alone. 391 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,317 It's just maybe you'd want one with more of a point. 392 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,535 Oh, my God! Why do you 393 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,581 have to second-guess every choice I make? 394 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,583 ...suggestion to help you, Beckett. What-what 395 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:43,975 -am I supposed to do? -Right? 396 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,021 Just stand by and let you keep making a mistake? 397 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,111 What I would prefer isif you would just let me do me. 398 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,026 There. See? 399 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,593 The rock was fine. 400 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,769 Yeah, well, we could have gotten here faster. 401 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,599 -You're going a little fast, don't you think? -Yup. 402 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,209 -I thought you wanted fast. -Not that fast. 403 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,993 Are you trying to get us killed here? 404 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:05,040 Make sureyou're gripping with both hands. 405 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,347 You know, okay, okay, you know what? 406 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,652 -Maybe I should just lead. -Oh, my God! 407 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,437 Will you just stop?! 408 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,743 I am good at this. Just trust me! 409 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,571 -Well, I'm just looking out for you. -Yeah. 410 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,226 That's the whole problem, Mom. You treat me like a child. 411 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,707 Well, if you would stop acting like a child 412 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,622 and more like a mature crew member, 413 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:22,971 then I would treat you accordingly. 414 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,581 Oh, you think I'm immature? 415 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,540 You're the one trying to trick me into quitting. 416 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,281 How is that mature? 417 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,718 Yeah, that's what I thought, Carol. 418 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,546 You did not just call me "Carol." 419 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,243 Whatever, Carol. 420 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,252 Oh, no, this is it! 421 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,141 -Ah. 422 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,318 No! 423 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,407 - Aah! No! 424 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,845 Get out of here! 425 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,413 I'll be okay. You need to save yourself. 426 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,066 No way. I'm not leaving you! 427 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,938 Tendi, it's okay. 428 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,679 I did this for you. 429 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,160 No! 430 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,989 Yes! The systems are still on line. 431 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,905 Affected areas are saturated with carbon polymer dust. 432 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,560 We need Parizene gas. Flood theship, then trigger a reversion 433 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,519 with radiation from the main deflector. 434 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,912 Unless you think we should use a pointier rock. 435 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:38,394 No, that's... exactly what I was going to suggest. 436 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,830 I'm just impressed. 437 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,832 You read my mission brief, didn't you? 438 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,008 No. I... No. Well, I mean, maybe a little, 439 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,402 but just ironically,just so I could make fun of it. 440 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,796 Uh-huh. Okay. Computer, hit it. 441 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,189 COMPUTER: Hitting it. 442 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,158 Oh, my gosh. We're gonna be okay! 443 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,334 Holy . I was so ready to die. 444 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:06,857 You saved my life. 445 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,337 You saved mine first. 446 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,560 -Oh, no. What's happening?! 447 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,388 -Oh, my gosh, you're ascending!- 448 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,172 I am? I am! 449 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,695 -Oh. Ah! -It must have been when you saved me! 450 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,131 When you were willing to sacrifice yourself for me! 451 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,698 I pretended to be finding myself 452 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:24,353 for so long, I guess I actually did! 453 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,876 I... Ow. Ooh, okay. Wow. 454 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,269 Oh, that actually burns. 455 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,792 Uh, is this supposed to be happening? 456 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,490 -Uh-oh. Okay, you're smoking. -It burns. 457 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,013 It burns! Aah! Help! 458 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:33,493 Oh, I don't... I don't want to ascend! 459 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,321 -Drop and roll! 460 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,888 Drop and roll! Drop back into the physical and roll. 461 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,455 -Drop back into the physical and roll! -Aah! 462 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,891 Time has no meaning! 463 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,284 Aah! No, it's happening! 464 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,112 I'm everywhere and nowhere! 465 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,288 I can see everything! 466 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,725 I'm turning into pure energy! 467 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,597 -Why is it taking so long?! -Aah! 468 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,903 Aah! I see Abraham Lincoln! 469 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:56,385 The universe is balanced on the back of a giant koala! 470 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,562 Why is he smiling? What does he know? 471 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:02,870 The secret... of... life is... 472 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:11,226 Uh, all right. Well, good luck being everything. 473 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,097 Sorry I helped. 474 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,274 -Ransom, report. -All systems stable, Captain. 475 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,276 But theMerced-- she had far greater exposure 476 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,538 to the terraform cloud. 477 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,540 Her life support's critical. 478 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,498 Oh, man. At-at this point, they need a whole new ship. 479 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,935 Or... a whole old one. 480 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,373 Initiating emergency transport for all crew 481 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,200 of the Merced to the generation ship. 482 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,724 Beam them into the stasis chamber. 483 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,074 It's still sealed off and should be safe. 484 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,684 Huh. Durango should be right at home 485 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,947 with some dusty old mummies. 486 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:47,306 Oh, my gosh, we did it. We did it! 487 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,308 All crew accounted for! 488 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,280 RANSOM: Captain Freeman, Admiral Vassery is on his way. 489 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,629 Very good. 490 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,588 I'm really gladwe found a way to work together. 491 00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:09,980 Yeah, you know, it's a nice change of pace. 492 00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,373 Going for each other's jugulars 493 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,766 all the time is kind of exhausting. 494 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:15,899 -I'm proud of you. -Oh. Thanks, Mom. 495 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:18,337 Maybe you arefit to be one of my senior officers. 496 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:22,471 Your chair right next to mine,spending all our time together, 497 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,647 an unstoppable mommy-daughter team! 498 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,173 Admiral Vassery, welcome to the Cerritos. 499 00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:32,525 Starfleet commends your braveryand ingenuity. 500 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,354 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to work. 501 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,007 Apparently, we've picked up a strange signal 502 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,357 on our sense-oars. 503 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,880 Quite all right, Admiral. 504 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,664 And what did your sense-oarsshow? 505 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:44,188 Well, nothing at first, but the long-range 506 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,668 -sense-oars revealed... -Whoa. Whoa. 507 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:47,496 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I am sorry. 508 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,064 Are you trying to say the word "sensors," 'cause to me, 509 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:52,022 you're saying "sense-oars." What is that? 510 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:54,111 That's how it's said. "Sense-oars." 511 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:57,201 -Everyone knows that. -Sense-oars. Sense-oars. 512 00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,507 Yes, that's right. It sounds right to me. 513 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,030 Me, too. I say it like that. 514 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:01,684 What? No, you don't. This is nuts. 515 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,207 Yo, she's making fun of you, dummy. 516 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,687 She doesn't say "sense-oars." 517 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,515 Well, of course I do. : Stop it. 518 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:08,430 Is this how your crew treats authority 519 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,519 when it's known I mispronounce things? 520 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,129 Are you really making fawnof me? 521 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,522 Admiral, no. 522 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,306 I thought we came to an understanding. 523 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,396 Uh, maybe you need to adjust your "sense-oars." 524 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,832 Would you just stop? 525 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,008 I have never been shown such disrespect and... 526 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:23,445 -Is she yawning?! 527 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,273 You know, when O'Connor was screaming 528 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:27,275 and turning into energy, it made me realize 529 00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:29,320 that life's too short to be hung up 530 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,322 on whether everyone on the ship likes me. 531 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,455 That's great, 'cause I'm sure there's at least a few 532 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,891 -who don't. 533 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:37,111 And who cares? Not me. 534 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,895 So, who are these few people? What did they say? 535 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,636 Do they not like me? You know what? I don't care. 536 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,203 But if someone said something, I feel like I should know. 537 00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:43,291 Who was it?! 538 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:45,380 Where's your pip? 539 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,469 Uh, I'm pretty good at getting demoted. 540 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:48,992 In the last hour?! 541 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,472 Uh, yeah. Apparently, the captain doesn't like 542 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,169 looking stupid in front of an admiral, so... 543 00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,780 What I... But I-I can't. 544 00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:56,260 You-you had everything that I ever wanted in life, 545 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:58,654 and you didn't even care! How are we even friends? 546 00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:01,570 Maybe because I still have the senior officer access card 547 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,354 for the good replicator programs. 548 00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:06,357 Oh! I'm gonna get that macaroniand cheese with the breaded top! 549 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:11,058 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org