1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:05,573 * * 2 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,162 HALIIAN WOMAN: Ah. What an impressive collection. 3 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:30,764 Oh, it cost a fortune or two. 4 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,167 Luckily, I have several to go around. 5 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,769 -I'm rich, is what I'm saying. -Wait, is that 6 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,538 a Veltan lust idol? 7 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,407 -(gasps) -Oh, you have a keen eye. 8 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,342 My most valuable piece. 9 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,911 Had to slash the wages of everyone in my latinum mines 10 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,546 to afford this little guy. 11 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:49,950 You know, they say the mere sight of it is an aphrodisiac. 12 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,086 -Oh. (chuckles) -SECURITY GUARD: Captain. 13 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,721 Incoming Orion ship. 14 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,358 Merchant vessel, 15 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,394 power down your shields or be put to the sword. 16 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,963 Ugh. Crawl back to whatever slime dungeon 17 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,465 you were born in, Orion. 18 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,200 (gasps) I would rather die 19 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,170 than return to my childhood dungeon. Fire! 20 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,307 (screams) They'll kill us all. 21 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,475 Ah. Nonsense. 22 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,977 My defenses are top-of-the-line. 23 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,513 They'll never get past the barriers. 24 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:23,083 I can control the entire ship from this room. 25 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,085 Wow, that's the first interesting thing 26 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,520 you've said all day. 27 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,457 -(bones crunch) -(screams) 28 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:32,759 L'Kar, defenses are down. Beam... aah! 29 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,529 (all grunting) 30 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,566 What is this? Who the hell are you? 31 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,602 I'm the Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 32 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,972 (gasps) Wait, am I supposed to know what that is? 33 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,340 (screams) 34 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,176 (yelling) 35 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,579 -(laughs) -(gasps) 36 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,780 (panting) 37 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,682 -(screams) -L'KAR: I told you 38 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,584 what would happen if you didn't surrender. 39 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:57,685 TENDI: Whoa, whoa. Stop. 40 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,220 What are you doing? 41 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,322 Oh, I thought this time we'd kill some of these guys. 42 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,957 Do the whole "leave one alive to spread fear" thing? 43 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,660 Right, but think about how much fear we'll spread 44 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,596 if we keep them all alive. 45 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,864 Well, can I at least chop off an ear or a finger or something? 46 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:13,401 No. Now load up the loot and let's get out of here. 47 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,036 -(groans) -(Yorif grunting) 48 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,406 -Astrid! -Aw, come on. 49 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,140 I've always wanted one of these. 50 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,775 -Please? -(sighs) Fine. 51 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,010 YORIF: Aah, no! 52 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:27,448 It's prescription! 53 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,716 * * 54 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,036 * 55 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,506 * * 56 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,719 MARINER: Almost got it. 57 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,356 -Steady... -It's here, it's here, 58 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,292 it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here. 59 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,260 My issue of Fleet is out. 60 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,262 I'm in the "30 Under 30" feature. 61 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,930 Oh, man, I hope my photo's okay. 62 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,800 Sometimes my nostrils look aggressively flared. 63 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,768 Starfleet publishes a periodical? 64 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,437 Yeah, they interviewed Boimler after he captained the Cerritos, 65 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,406 and now he's peeing his pants about it. 66 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,908 I'm not in here. They cut me out. 67 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,277 Look, I am sure you were the 31st under 30. 68 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,279 There's 15 honorable mentions. 69 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,780 One of them went to Naomi Wildman. 70 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,617 She's like ten years old. (groans) 71 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,218 Let's face it. I plateaued. 72 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,986 Oh, I feel you, Boims. I... (sighs) 73 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,188 Ransom just assigned me a new batch of ensigns, 74 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,856 which seems like a bad idea. 75 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,492 I am not a helpful person. 76 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,060 I'm sure these ensigns will respect 77 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:21,928 that you "tell it like it is." 78 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,464 Aw, thanks, T'Lyn, but I'm still trying 79 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,132 to not get thrown in the brig all the time. 80 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,134 How am I supposed to be, like, a leader? 81 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:28,336 -You'll be great! -(screams) 82 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,937 Oh, geez, Rutherford. 83 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,739 Where did you come from, buddy? 84 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,374 (chuckles) I've been here the whole time. 85 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:36,109 Just quietly lurking on some work in that dark corner. 86 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,646 Hey, man, you've been working yourself to the bone 87 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,847 since Tendi left. 88 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,349 -How about a break? -Nah. 89 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,082 I like the way work makes it hard for my brain 90 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,585 to focus on the sad stuff. 91 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:47,521 Maybe we could all use a little hang time. 92 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,357 You want to go stare at the warp stars? 93 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,957 FREEMAN: Lieutenants, report to the bridge. 94 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,693 We're arriving at our destination. 95 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,862 Woo-hoo! More work! 96 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,131 MARINER: All right, 97 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,266 party people, what's the mish? 98 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,502 Oh, man. Another quantum fissure? 99 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,537 This-this is like the third one this month. 100 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,138 Boo, interdimensional portal. 101 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,440 They have been appearing 102 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,175 with statistically abnormal regularity. 103 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,978 Someone has to close the space-time potholes, 104 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,880 or who knows what kind of parallel universe stuff 105 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,281 could drift into our dimension? 106 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,849 How are the tachyon levels? 107 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,519 Below the reaction threshold. Warp core will be fine. 108 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,020 Wow. Alternate dimensions. 109 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,689 Imagine meeting, like, a bunch of weirdos 110 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,392 with, like, feet for hands or feet for eyes 111 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,759 or, you know, something 112 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,761 -more creative than that. -(beeping) 113 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:33,233 Captain, the fissure's losing integrity. 114 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,702 FREEMAN: Red alert! 115 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,904 -Get us out of here. -We're caught 116 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,573 -in the gravitational wake. -All crew, brace for impact. 117 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:43,110 RANSOM: We're dunking into the rift like a big old cookie. 118 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,247 Damage report? 119 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,849 All clear, Captain. 120 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,951 Looks like that was more of a light show than anything else. 121 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,454 We were lucky, but let's not push it. 122 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,523 -Set a return course through the... -Captain, 123 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:57,391 -we're being hailed. -Hailed? 124 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,760 -By who? -It's... 125 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,128 It's the Cerritos. 126 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,397 * * 127 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,571 Oh... (sighs) Stupid dimensional rifts. 128 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,705 On screen. 129 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,507 What up, Cerritos? 130 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,075 This is Captain Becky Freeman. 131 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,745 Looks like we have a lot to discuss. 132 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,749 ORIONS: * We love to kill and we love to maim * 133 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,585 * And ripping out hearts is our favorite game... * 134 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,420 (sighs) Hello, D'Erika. 135 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:29,757 Hey, sis. Just saw the inventory from your latest haul. 136 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,291 Very impressive. 137 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,793 Impressive enough to pay off my debt 138 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,127 and let me return to Starfleet? 139 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,963 I gave you an entire warship. 140 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,631 A few lust idols aren't gonna cut it. 141 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,600 Come on, I've been at this for months. 142 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,003 My crew won't stop trying to stab everything. 143 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,838 Oh, I get it, you miss debating the ethics of goop 144 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,674 with your Starfleet nerds. (scoffs) 145 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,577 Well, guess what. I have a way for you to pay me back-- 146 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,279 one warship for another. 147 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,981 Is that Orion? 148 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,584 Yep, from the time of the Great Plague over 300 years ago. 149 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,319 Bought the location from a rogue archaeologist, 150 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,989 and nobody else knows it exists. 151 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,357 It'll be a huge symbolic victory for our house. 152 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:07,828 So, to be clear, if I retrieve this thing, we're even? 153 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,630 I can go back to the Cerritos? 154 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,131 That's the deal. 155 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,602 All right, D'Erika. I'll get you your ship. 156 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,403 FREEMAN: Captain's log, supplemental. 157 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,372 The Cerritos is stranded in a parallel reality. 158 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:22,009 Until we can determine a way home, we are stuck here 159 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:25,145 with uncanny alternate versions of ourselves. 160 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,781 -(T'anas snarl, hiss) -(grunts) You've got great form. 161 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,117 I learned it from strangling Cardassians. 162 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,019 (gasps) I did, too. 163 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,487 T'LYN: According to scans, 164 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,355 the quantum signatures of the parallel crews 165 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,691 exhibit a mere .327% variance. 166 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,528 I concur. It would appear our respective universes 167 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,195 are only negligibly divergent. 168 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,831 -Remarkable. -Fascinating. 169 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:47,067 Hmm. You say "remarkable," while I say "fascinating." 170 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,202 -Remarkable. -Fascinating. 171 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,838 It's almost like we represent each other's lives 172 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,106 if we'd made slightly dissimilar choices or something. 173 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,509 I wonder what we'll find out is different about the two of us. 174 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:58,646 I don't know. We seem pretty similar to me. 175 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,013 Oh, man, I can't wait till you teach me 176 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,314 how you got all these sweet mods. 177 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,183 My augmentations are not "sweet." 178 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,485 They allow me to perform at peak efficiency. 179 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,588 (laughs) Sweet. 180 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,858 -Captain on deck. -At ease. 181 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,459 We have good news. We found a way 182 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,027 to send the other Cerritos home. 183 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,564 Even though our Cerritos closed the quantum fissure, 184 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,498 space-time is still turbulent. 185 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,534 King Billups is right. A directed energy surge 186 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,803 should briefly reopen the fissure and allow us 187 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,638 -to return to the prime universe. -Hey! 188 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,906 This is the prime universe. 189 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,875 We'll need to design an infrastructure 190 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,678 to transfer energy between all four nacelles. 191 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,212 Then we'll fire the pulse, giving the fake Cerritos 192 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,648 the chance to return home. 193 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:35,948 RANSOM: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 194 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,517 -Fake Cerritos? -(Becky grunts) 195 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,251 We don't have time to argue about whose universe 196 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,188 is original and which one is clearly freakish. 197 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,857 We only have ten hours until the fissure seals permanently. 198 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,093 Well, with twice as many of us, we should be able 199 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,895 to get this done in half the time. 200 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,864 Everyone, pair up with your own counterpart. 201 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,868 Hmm. Speaking of which, uh, where am I? 202 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:58,739 Let's just say it's really nice to see you again. 203 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,675 -What? -Okay. Check your PADDs for your assignments. 204 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:02,943 Dismissed. 205 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,613 KAYSHON 2: Temba. When he met himself. 206 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:06,980 (overlapping chatter) 207 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,383 Hey, uh, Becky? Ugh, how do you go by that? 208 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,753 Just, I mean, just saying it once aged me 15 years. 209 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,623 I guess what I should have done is hide behind my middle name 210 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,625 to distance myself from my mother... 211 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,759 (chuckles) Mariner. 212 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,360 (chuckles) Okay, yeah, respect. 213 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,395 Uh, you know, I've actually been having a tough time 214 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,497 with the whole "becoming a leader" thing. 215 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,533 Seeing myself as a captain is wild. 216 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,268 It wasn't easy to get here. 217 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,570 But, hey, stick with me today. Maybe you'll pick up some tips. 218 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,539 Oh, tips. (chuckles sarcastically) 219 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,542 Teach me your ways, oh, master. (groans) 220 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,210 But seriously, thank you. 221 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,280 I-I do, I really appreciate it, yeah. 222 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,517 (animals chittering) 223 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,922 (gasps) 224 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,558 Just think of what we could pillage with a ship this size. 225 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:54,828 A starbase. A moon. Every moon? 226 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,964 Oh! No, Kita, don't get greedy. 227 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,632 We'll be the most fearsome pirates 228 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,500 in the entire quadr-- aah! 229 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:04,571 Huh. Regenerative auxiliary power systems? 230 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,640 Incredible. 231 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,811 It looks like the bridge is... there. 232 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,446 -Let's get going. -What's the rush? 233 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,448 We have this whole spooky place to ourselves. 234 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,517 Let's nose around a bit. 235 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,485 (gasps) 236 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,287 (gasps) Green Orions? 237 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,822 Blue Orions? 238 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,093 Okay, nobody pull their disruptors. 239 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,160 Aah! 240 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:32,032 Goddess damn it, this is why I said, "Nobody pull disruptors"! 241 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,608 Ooh, feels good to be piloting a shuttle again. 242 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,210 I usually don't have time, 243 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,511 with all the away missions I'm on with the bridge crew. 244 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,113 Oh, I wish I had that confidence. 245 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,581 When I wink at people, they think I'm having a seizure. 246 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,383 (grunts) 247 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,186 Wait! You're not wearing a suit! 248 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,922 I upgraded my internal cybernetics 249 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,824 so that I can withstand the vacuum. 250 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,792 You got rid of all your guts and goo? 251 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,460 Now that's commitment. 252 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,130 I'm gonna hang back, in case the cap needs me to take over. 253 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,564 (gasps) She lets you take over the big chair? 254 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,099 Yeah. Sure, I mean, she's busy 255 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,835 and she knows she can count on me. 256 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,903 It's not a big deal, I mean, I'm sure you do it all the time. 257 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,571 Once! And only in like, 258 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,540 like an extremely crazy circumstance. 259 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,009 And I'm sure you nailed it. Us Bradwards, 260 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,378 -we were born to be captains. -RUTHERFORD: Wow, 261 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,881 you're a real engineering machine. 262 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,482 Tendi's gonna think this is so cool. 263 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,717 Who is Tendi? 264 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,753 What? You don't have a Tendi here? 265 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:29,122 We did, but she left Starfleet to be a full-time pirate. 266 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,557 (quietly): Rutherford was so upset, 267 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,893 he wiped her from his memory banks. 268 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,695 (sighs) Then there's no choice. 269 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,398 -I'll have to be Otherford's Tendi! -Otherford? 270 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,267 Ha, yeah, that's what I've been calling him. 271 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,234 Cute, right? 272 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,904 Buddy, that's adorable. 273 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,006 So, Boimler's stuck in the thing's mouth, 274 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,875 totally naked and covered in slime, 275 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,276 and then he shouts... 276 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,244 BOTH: "My bones!" (laughing) 277 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,848 Yes. Oh, man, that is exactly how it went down for us, too. 278 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,751 (sighs) I'd say I miss those days, but I don't. 279 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,386 I used to be a real loose cannon. 280 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,789 Uh, yeah, but like a badass loose cannon. 281 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,723 -(grunts) -Hey! What the hell? 282 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,894 -Whoa, why's everybody on edge? -Because I keep them on edge. 283 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,930 A captain has to maintain discipline above all else. 284 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,264 -Ensign, back straight! -(ensign gasps) 285 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,432 Stop slouching. 286 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,600 ENSIGN: Yes, Captain. 287 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,869 Eh, fear is the best motivator. 288 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,771 (clamoring) 289 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,241 Load the crates left to right. 290 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,043 It's more efficient to load them 291 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,912 -back to front, dummy. -(growls) 292 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,646 (attention whistle) 293 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,216 What in the Kzinti (bleep) is going on in here? 294 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,584 There's no interpersonal conflict allowed on my ship. 295 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,220 -Sorry, ma'am. -We know, ma'am. 296 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,722 -Brig this brownnoser now! -(snaps fingers) 297 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:36,957 (gasps) 298 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,226 * * 299 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,037 -(all grunting) -Dang it! 300 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,073 Blue Orions, what are you patriarchal doofuses doing here? 301 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,276 Shut up, Green. This is our ship. 302 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,145 We bought its coordinates. 303 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,480 Stupid rogue archaeologist with no ethical code. 304 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,817 We don't have to fight. We can work something out! 305 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:08,155 Working with Greens? I'd rather die a thousand times. 306 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,190 -How about just once? -Aah! 307 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,224 (gasps) 308 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,960 (groans) 309 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,295 The green demon killed K'Levin! Fall back! 310 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,265 -Let's finish them off! -No. We're not here for them. 311 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,499 Captain's right. 312 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,934 We need to beat them to the bridge. 313 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,369 I'll be right there. 314 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,204 Just want to make sure this guy is extra dead. 315 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,907 Don't move. You're gonna be okay. 316 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,509 (gasping) 317 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,813 Healed? What is this trickery?! 318 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,618 All right, Captain Marin-- um, Freeman, 319 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,620 we're prepared to test out the pulse. 320 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,423 Commander Ransom, initiate energy transfer. 321 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,192 BOTH: Aye aye, Captain. 322 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,361 Hey! I'm supposed to press the button, you sexy bastard. 323 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,163 This is my universe, you steamy hunk! 324 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,664 FREEMAN: Ransoms, please. 325 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,601 This is my ship. My Ransom presses the button. 326 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,169 I'm sorry. 327 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,505 Tensions between the doubles are higher than expected. 328 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,607 (chuckles) Eat it, handsome. 329 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,809 Energy transfer initialized. 330 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,411 Output levels are optimal. 331 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,379 Our deflectors are now linked with the bad Cerritos. 332 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,948 How dare you? Your highness. 333 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,182 Would you two knock it off? 334 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,951 On my mark, target the rift. 335 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,185 Mark. 336 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,557 * * 337 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,899 -(alarm blares) -BILLUPS: Dragon's blood! 338 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,534 One of our calculations must've been off. 339 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,404 Let me guess, math is .327% harder in your universe. 340 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,406 Well, maybe we should contact my counterpart 341 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,075 and see if she has any ideas. 342 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,477 I mean, what did happen to her, by the way? 343 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,112 -Can we talk...? -(Kayshon gasps) 344 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,981 (groans) 345 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,250 Gramble, his throat slit by his mistress. 346 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,153 -What? Kadir beneath Mo Moteh. -(gasps) 347 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,288 (both grunting) 348 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,290 -Remarkable. -Fascinating. 349 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,492 Enough! 350 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,594 I have had it. 351 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,829 -(gasps) -(grunts) 352 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,766 What the hell? You can't hit people. 353 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,268 They can be your crew or your friends. 354 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,236 Weird, 'cause I don't hit either one. 355 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,838 Your Tamarian started the fight. Take him to the brig. 356 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,241 -How about I (bleep)ing don't? -BECKY: Then how about 357 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,876 I toss your whole crew in the brig? 358 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,345 She'll do it. Our Cerritos is mostly brigs. 359 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,282 Kailash, when it rises. 360 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,350 (Mariner growls) 361 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,053 Show's over. Get back to work. 362 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,493 (gasps) Hey, I have an idea. 363 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,263 Let's do this together, like identical science besties. 364 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,432 Don't worry, Rutherford. 365 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,167 Everyone in this universe is a little off. 366 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,703 Except the me guy. He rules. 367 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,972 I know. It's just... (sighs) 368 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,307 when I look at Otherford, 369 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,742 I see what I could become without Tendi. 370 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,712 And I don't want that. No matter how awesome he is. 371 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,214 I mean, look at him. 372 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,982 He's got a third arm that pops out of his chest! 373 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,483 With all that crap he's got attached, 374 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,952 that guy's uncomfortably close to being a Borg. 375 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,088 Wait. That's it! 376 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,027 What are you doing? 377 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,729 Just making a small adjustment to your friendship matrix. 378 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,764 I am not here to make friends. 379 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,500 -There. -I am here to make friends. 380 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,768 Heck yeah. 381 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,270 -(laughs) -Aw, look at them go. 382 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,139 Heads up, Boimler Buddy. (grunts) 383 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,474 -Well, scans look good up there. -Real quick, 384 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,776 can you run me through every decision you ever made? 385 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,679 Hey, you've got your own path. Just have to trust yourself. 386 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,414 -That's what I did. -(PADD chimes) 387 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,684 Oh, looks like we've got a .08 variance in the stabilizers. 388 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,353 I'm on it. 389 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,456 (grunts) 390 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,492 (humming) 391 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,494 (animals chittering) 392 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,267 Okay, we're almost to the bridge. 393 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,634 -(gasps) -Thanks for this. -ASTRID: Hey! 394 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,670 -Stop! -(laughs) -He's got the map! 395 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,705 -L'KAR: Get him. -(panting) 396 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,342 -(laughing) -Oh, damn it. 397 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,344 -We were so close. -You know what's weird? 398 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,613 -I killed that guy. -I don't know. 399 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,148 Maybe you missed his vital organs. 400 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,385 Yeah, right. I'm a very accurate stabber. 401 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,854 As you're about to find out, traitor. 402 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,157 Whew! 403 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,959 No sign of Captain (bleep)head, I see. 404 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,428 God, how can anyone put up with her? 405 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,397 Are you talking trash with such familiarity 406 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,932 because you are under the impression 407 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,666 that I am from your dimension? 408 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:19,071 Ew, I-I had you guys flipped. Sorry, that's on me. 409 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,573 Hail the Cerritos. 410 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,642 Captain Freeman. 411 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,577 My Billups has resolved the issue. 412 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,378 Well, we're ready to go, too. 413 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,814 Fantastic. 414 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,849 Then let's toss you back where you belong, shall we? 415 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,418 (clears throat) Alternate Cerritos, 416 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,253 it has not been a pleasure. 417 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,157 I want you off my ship and out of my dimension immediately. 418 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,860 Mariner, a word. 419 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,533 All right, what do you want? 420 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,301 What, you gonna hit me with your little riding crop 421 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,502 a couple times for the road? 422 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,538 -Yeah, kinda. -No, no, no. 423 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,839 I was kidding... (groans) 424 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,352 Wait, what did you do to my hair? 425 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,554 Oh, my God, are you replacing me? 426 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,789 Oh, God, do you know how hacky that is? 427 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,624 Yes, and I don't care. 428 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,592 How do I look? 429 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,127 Cute, which sucks. 430 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,428 (grunts) 431 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,197 What's your problem? We're better than this. 432 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,566 Exactly. Meeting you just reminded me 433 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,967 of how good I used to have it. 434 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,835 I tried to clean up my act, but over time 435 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,138 it just turned me into everything I hate. 436 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,739 I want to go back to being a loose cannon 437 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,808 who tells her superiors to (bleep) off again. 438 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,210 You don't have to swap with me to do that. 439 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,512 You could just, uh, be normal about it. 440 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,181 I don't know why you're so upset. 441 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,515 You're about to be a captain. 442 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,150 You think you know how to do it right, 443 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,452 -now's your chance. -I don't want to be captain! 444 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,254 Well, tough. And you're welcome. 445 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,890 Don't you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute. 446 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:44,924 Beckett! 447 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,560 Huh, so that's how that feels. 448 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,061 (grunts) 449 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:52,332 L'KAR: Sorry, Mistress, but we can't let you get away 450 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,900 with breaking pirate code. 451 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,203 Okay, fine, I did heal that Orion, 452 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,205 but I am not a traitor. 453 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,607 (grunting) 454 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,242 I have my own code: 455 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,377 that we can pirate without killing anyone. 456 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,912 (knife clangs) 457 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,281 But then how are we ever going to stop being pirates? 458 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,849 Wh-- What do you mean? 459 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,452 You're the Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 460 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,020 You were such a pirate badass 461 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,855 that your family let you leave to follow your passions. 462 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,358 Yeah, we want to kick as much ass as you 463 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,527 so we can follow our dreams. 464 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,462 -I want to bake. -I want to dance. 465 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,932 And I want to teach ethics at Orion University. 466 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,801 But not, like, early classes. More like an evening seminar. 467 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,136 Maybe once or twice a week. 468 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,272 Wow. But I didn't get to leave 469 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,773 because I was a good pirate. 470 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,643 I left on my own because I didn't want to hurt anyone. 471 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,278 (sighs) Wish we could do that. 472 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,647 I promise to help you all follow your dreams. 473 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,849 But I need you to do me a favor, too. 474 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,751 Stop with all the killing. 475 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,953 Happily. Cleaning dry blood off my blade 476 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,120 is kind of an ordeal anyway. 477 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,423 Maybe we can distract our enemies 478 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,092 -with the powers of dance. -(whirring) 479 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,531 TENDI: Wow. 480 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,501 Holy smokes, look at these monitors. 481 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,170 This isn't a warship, it's a medical frigate. 482 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,638 Do we even have medical vessels? 483 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,106 In the old days they did. 484 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,575 This must've been one of the ships 485 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,176 they used to cure the Great Plague. 486 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,511 If I'm reading these right, 487 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,280 it has advanced ventilation systems. 488 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,683 Ah, of course. They'd need to rapidly clean the air. 489 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,654 Well, Otherford, you've shown me how dark my life could be 490 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,956 without Tendi around, and also that it's possible 491 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,359 for a guy covered in gizmos to live in the vacuum of space. 492 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,761 (chuckles) I'll miss you, pal. 493 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,162 Wait, don't... 494 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,164 Go ahead. Erase the memory of me. 495 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,700 I am saving it. 496 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,669 Perhaps I have been too hasty in replacing my humanity. 497 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,371 It is time to make some memories. 498 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,840 Aw, buddy. (chuckles) 499 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,711 -(chuckles) -Whoa! 500 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,113 H-Hey, wait up, party people. 501 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:51,183 Oh, you weren't going to abandon your old friendamundo, were you? 502 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,485 "Friendamundo"? 503 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,021 (stammers) Some-Something new I'm trying. 504 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,689 I love it! 505 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,361 ALT RANSOM: All present and accounted for. 506 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,762 Firing pulse. 507 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,740 (cheering) 508 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,242 Have a safe journey, Captain. It was good to see you. 509 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,877 Don't make too many mistakes or you'll end up 510 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,547 at Starbase 80 just like our Captain Freeman. 511 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,583 What? That's the worst station in Starfleet. 512 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,755 (Mariner grunting) 513 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,125 Wait. Computer, release binds. 514 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,961 Authorization: Captain Becky Freeman. 515 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,596 COMPUTER: Acknowledged, Captain Freeman. 516 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,264 Ugh. Never get used to that. 517 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,198 (gasps) 518 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,500 Captain on the bridge! 519 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,201 Wait, where's the other Cerritos? 520 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,302 They're about to pass through the fissure, Captain. 521 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,504 MARINER: Hail them. 522 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,238 (console beeping) 523 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,110 -No response, Captain. -Damn it. 524 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,279 Um, uh... Oh, man, uh... 525 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,348 Mr. Shaxs, target the engines on that Cerritos 526 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,984 and open fire-- but don't-don't, like, hurt anyone. 527 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,352 -Captain? -Oh, come on! 528 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,953 You love opening fire! 529 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,455 BLUE ORION: When we take this ship, 530 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,425 finally no one will scoff at the Blue Orions! 531 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,394 Yeah, they will fear and respect us 532 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,963 instead of saying we look stupid in our ridiculous uniforms. 533 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,466 (laughter) 534 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,268 Why is this so funny? It shouldn't be. 535 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,270 (laughing): I like how we dress. 536 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,305 TENDI: The gas worked. 537 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,107 Take 'em down, girls. 538 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,942 (laughs, grunts) 539 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,344 (all grunting) 540 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:27,947 (laughing): I'm gonna kill you! 541 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,115 L'KAR: This is the best! 542 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,418 I love not killing people! 543 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,319 Whoo! (laughs) 544 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,822 -I'm gonna get you! -(grunts) 545 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,490 Oh! (laughs) 546 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,659 TENDI (laughing): Okay, okay, these breathers 547 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,094 are definitely not keeping the gas out. 548 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,963 (all laughing) 549 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,499 SHAXS: I don't understand. 550 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,468 I thought you wanted them out of our dimension. 551 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:49,702 Well, not anymore. 552 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,404 I am your harsh and brutal captain. 553 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,173 And you'll all be in the brig unless you stop that ship. 554 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,475 But they're already almost gone, 555 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,143 there's nothing we can do. 556 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:58,678 Ugh! I know this is weird, 557 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,814 but I really need you guys to back me up, please. 558 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,049 You never say please. 559 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,184 Yeah, you said social pleasantries 560 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,719 are a sign of being a little (bleep). 561 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:09,388 -You're not the captain! -No, I'm not. 562 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,690 She did a classic switcheroo 563 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,358 and took my place on my Cerritos. 564 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,761 I know you all respond to being screamed at all the time, 565 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:15,962 but that is not my style. 566 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,164 I just want to get home. 567 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,867 Nobody deserves to be swapped out against their will. 568 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:21,968 You heard the captain. 569 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,303 -Mr. Shaxs? -Locking phasers. 570 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,407 Uh, did they just gently phaser my ship? 571 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,776 Get me that captain. 572 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,111 Whoops, I-I hailed them, but there's no response. 573 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,013 I think that captain's lost her mind. 574 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,882 She really sucks, right, Mother? 575 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,484 -Mother? -(beeping) 576 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,852 No, you can't make me go back. 577 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,455 I want to stay here and be charmingly insubordinate. 578 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,758 Oh, you alternate reality people are real pieces of work. 579 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,660 Mom, it's me, it's me, 580 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,361 the real Mariner, I can prove it! 581 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,697 Last week you asked me to look at a weird mole on your... 582 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,131 I-I already know it's you. 583 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,934 Mr. Lundy, swap these two Mariners immediately. 584 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,269 Mother, don't. I order you to let... 585 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:00,840 Mom! 586 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,810 ...let me stay. 587 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,479 (chuckles) I've been wanting to say this for a long time. 588 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,247 You're going to the brig, Captain. 589 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:09,582 Ah, (bleep). 590 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,918 Hey, at least now you're a cool rogue again. 591 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,186 Oh, Boimler, you're acting captain. 592 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,254 On it. 593 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:16,989 Damn, he's good. 594 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,462 (rumbling) 595 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,032 (whooping, cheering) 596 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,734 (laughter) 597 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:33,806 (laughter) 598 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,647 * 599 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:43,282 (groans) Starbase 80? 600 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:44,817 How? 601 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,454 He made the freaking cover? 602 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,990 -Where'd you get that thing? -I don't know! Nothing! 603 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,659 All right, whatever, weirdo. Ruthie! 604 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,927 I thought you'd be going to town un-modifying the nacelles. 605 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:58,798 Nah, figured I'd take some time to actually see my friends. 606 00:24:58,898 --> 00:24:59,999 Happy to have you back, pal. 607 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,601 -(door whooshes open) -Oh... 608 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,903 Those are the new ensigns I'm supposed to be advising. 609 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,238 -Hey, you're gonna be a great mentor. -Maybe. 610 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,474 But I know I'm not gonna cover up my insecurity 611 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:09,909 by becoming a screaming despot. 612 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,712 I'll just-- I'll just be the kind of commander 613 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,080 I wish I had had. 614 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,315 -Remarkable. -(gasps) 615 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:18,317 Wait, are you...? 616 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,352 I have fooled you. 617 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,288 -Oh! -(laughter) 618 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:23,890 -Okay, all right. -You got us. 619 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,792 MARINER: All right, that was good, that was good, yeah. 620 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:30,563 D'ERIKA: This is a huge victory for us. 621 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:33,199 Ooh, you really crushed it, D'Vana. 622 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:36,435 I guess this means you'll be returning to Starfleet now? 623 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,338 Yeah, but, hey, keep an eye on this crew. 624 00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:41,140 There's more to them than just a bunch of pillaging. 625 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,876 Mistress D'Erika! Mistress D'Erika! 626 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,377 The Blue Orions have declared war! 627 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,846 What? Why? 628 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,616 They claim the Mistress used "un-pirate-like conduct" 629 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,684 to claim the ship. Something about laughing gas? 630 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,653 But I used Orion technology. 631 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,055 Don't worry, D'Vana. Your debt is paid. 632 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,824 You're free to go. 633 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,992 No. This is my mess. 634 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,560 I'm gonna stay and clean it up. 635 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:02,829 All right. 636 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,165 If it's a war they want, they can have it. 637 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:10,402 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 638 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,126 (man imitates weapons firing) 639 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,129 Chirp.