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FREEMAN: Captain's log,
Stardate 58759.1.
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The Cerritos is visiting
the Federation world Corazonia,
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an artificial megastructure
in a bespoke star system
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designed by a long-extinct
alien species.
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The ring has been home
to the Corazonians,
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who enjoy perfect climate
and surface conditions
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thanks to Vexilon,
the environmental computer
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installed by the ring's
original designers.
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Fortunately,
Vexilon is a benevolent ally
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with no interest
in world domination.
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The Corazonians share a deep
bond with their caretaker.
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CORAZONIAN:
Thank you for making the trip
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on short notice, Captain.
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We're very concerned
about Vexilon.
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Well, he's not trying
to subjugate anyone, is he?
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I thought
he was a friendly computer.
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He is, but his hardware
is ancient, wearing down.
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Vexilon has been operating
with less accuracy
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than we are accustomed.
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Your world computer's lagging?
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The weather
has become unpredictable.
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One minute it's blue skies,
the next it's blizzards.
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His geographic processes
are faltering, too.
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Just yesterday, one
of our rivers reversed its flow
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and flooded a mountain.
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We're all artists and poets,
but I've been so stressed.
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Just look at the terrible
statues I made last week.
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Yeesh. Yeah, that's a pretty
clumsy expression of form.
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Those are our finest works.
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We're talking
about those over there.
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Well, why don't we just go check
on Vexilon,
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and afterward you can tell us
all about your creative process?
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Just an amateur lack of focus
and balance.
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FREEMAN:
Ransom!
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VEXILON:
Welcome to Corazonia, Captain.
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We appreciate Starfleet's help.
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Please enjoy some iced tea.
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- Aah! That's hot.
- Damn it! I'm so stupid!
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It's totally normal
for a planetary operating system
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to need some maintenance
every once in a while.
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No one's judging you.
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Ah. Thank you.
It's just embarrassing.
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I've been fine for a millennia,
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but now I can't even control
my monsoon seasons.
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Why don't I just pop
your control panel
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and take a look
at your circuits?
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I'm sure we can have you
up and running in no time.
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Captain, we have engineers
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- who could...
- Stand down, Jack.
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I minored in archaic technology
back at the Academy.
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I think I've got this.
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Thank you, Captain.
I don't deserve this treatment.
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I hope this isn't taking you
away from more important work.
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No. (scoffs) Not at all.
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We needed to stop in
and retrofit the power relay
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Starfleet installed
during first contact anyway.
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I've got one of my lieutenants
on that now.
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BOIMLER:
Ooh, this is it.
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Your first away mission
as a commander.
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No big deal. You've got this.
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You are boss Boimler,
and you're gonna nail...
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- Lieutenant Boimler.
- What?! I mean, hi.
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- I mean, uh... yes, T'Lyn?
- Your team is waiting.
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Have you completed
your confidence-boosting ritual?
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Oh, that's not what I was doing.
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I was just, uh, running
a last-minute check of supplies.
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Has everyone tested their comms?
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- (feedback squeals)
- (echoing): Boimler to T'Lyn.
Yah!
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All equipment is
in adequate condition
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to accomplish our errand.
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It's not an errand,
it's a mission.
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My first mission as commander.
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It's pretty cool, right?
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- Perhaps we should proceed.
- (clears throat)
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Ensigns, at attention.
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This is a cut-and-dry
power terminal upgrade.
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If you have any questions,
don't hesitate to come to me
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or Provisional Lieutenant
Junior Grade T'Lyn,
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who's on site in case
any science stuff happens.
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Everything that has ever
occurred is science stuff.
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Oh. Uh, right.
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That went pretty well, I'd say.
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I do not know
to what you are referring.
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We have not started the repair.
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I mean, talking to my team.
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I've had good bosses
and bad ones.
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I just don't want
to repeat their mistakes.
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Your caution is warranted.
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Statistically, ensigns serving
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under recently promoted
commanders are more likely
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to experience death
and/or dismemberment.
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- Death?!
- Yes. And/or dismemberment.
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Well, luckily,
this mission's pretty tame.
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It's just
swapping out some terminals.
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The component pieces
are unstable
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- and could detonate
at any moment.
- (shrieks)
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The retrofit must be conducted
in precise order,
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or the terminal will explode.
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BOIMLER:
It's like disarming
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a building-sized bomb?
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The similarity
is not inaccurate.
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All right, gang.
Who's ready to be careful?
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TENDI:
I wonder
how Boimler's doing down there
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- on his mission.
- Oh, he's either doing great
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or super overthinking it
and getting sweaty.
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I don't know why.
Being a lieutenant junior grade
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doesn't seem too different
from being an ensign to me.
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Oh, okay. It's the same, huh?
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Well, what if I told you
we now have access to this?
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(gasps)
The anomaly storage room?
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Yup! Anything
that requires further study
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or might need to be returned
to its previous entity
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is kept right here.
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That's the hat that turned
Billups into a church tower.
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I wouldn't even
authorize myself for this.
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- A lot of it is dangerous.
- Aah! Don't touch that!
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Do you want your head
to fall off and skitter away?
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- Greetings and salutations!
- (Rutherford gasps)
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(groans) A Betazoid gift box.
Things creep me out.
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(gibbering)
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Why?
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This is a message
for Rutherford.
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I don't want to be in this roo.
I want to live in your quarter.
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Oh, uh, no, thank you.
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Is this guy sentient?
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No, they-they just tend to
pick up phrases they overhear.
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Eat a bag of Borg,
(bleep) mother(bleep).
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I didn't know
that Dr. T'Ana came in here.
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Oh, no way.
It's the Wadi Chula game.
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The one that traps you inside
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until you solve
its annoying challenges.
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Oh, hell yeah. The one with,
like, the pastel triangles
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and the little girl
doing hopscotch,
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and everybody's like...
♪ Allamalay lemon meringue. ♪
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DIRK:
Lieutenants Tendi, Mariner
and Rutherford,
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report to the isolinear
chip junction immediately.
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On the way.
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Ugh. I thought we had
the afternoon to ourselves.
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I told you it didn't feel too
different from being an ensign.
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At least this'll be
something interesting.
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No more mindless,
repetitive tasks for us.
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Took you long enough.
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I need you three
to scan each and every one
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of these isolinear chips
by hand.
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What?! But there are
thousands of them.
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Yeah, and there's
a .015% deviation
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in the fault sensor,
which is why
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it needs to be done by hand.
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Can't it just wait
until we repair the sensor?
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Wow. Why didn't I think of that?
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Oh, right, I did.
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But the sensor detected
a single malfunctioning chip
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before it went down.
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You three need to find it.
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This isn't so bad.
Ooh, maybe we can sing a song...
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Once an hour, the room fills
with nitrogen coolant,
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so keep your breathers handy.
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The chips can get scalding hot,
so watch out for that.
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Oh, and Billups' ferret
got out this morning
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so report to him
if it bites you.
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- Lancelot's in here?!
Ah! (whimpering)
- (Lancelot squeaks)
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Okay, you were right.
This is feeling pretty ensign-y.
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Huh. It doesn't make any sense.
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This is ensign work.
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(gasps)
Maybe even cadet.
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On Orion, older pirates
would haze new recruits
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by making them
do worthless tasks,
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like clean the door panels
with their tongues.
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- You think Dirk's hazing us?
- What's hazing?
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It's a prank dressed up
as team-building
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that nobody really likes.
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Well, that doesn't sound
very Starfleet.
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Yeah, I got to agree
with Ruthie on this one.
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There is no way senior officers
would haze a lieutenant.
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You're right.
They have too much character.
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(scoffs)
What? No, no.
They're not cool enough.
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This is just an annoying job
given to us by an annoying guy.
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(laughs)
Yeah, I'm probably overreacting.
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FREEMAN:
Hmm.
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Well, nothing seems to be wrong
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with your hardware.
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Do you mind if I take a look
at your terminal?
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Of course.
Feel free to dig around.
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(beeping)
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Ah, I think I see the problem.
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Your operating system's
out of date.
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That would explain it.
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There was that weekend
where my designers evolved
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into fifth-dimensional energy
beings and left me on my own.
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When was my last update?
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Six million and seven years ago.
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Ah, that was a good year.
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Really good harvest season.
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Huh. Hang tight, I'll get you
caught up with this update,
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and it should clear things
right up.
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Thank you, Captain.
You've saved us.
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It'll be nice to get back
to my old, helpful self
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af-af-after...
after, after, after, after,
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- (high-pitched):
After, after, after, after...
- Vexilon?
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(rapid, high-pitched): After,
after, after, after, after...
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- (rumbling)
- RANSOM: Uh, Captain?
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Did that update require
a shutdown?
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It wasn't supposed to.
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(clinking)
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(yelling)
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(thunder crashing)
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- (wind whistling)
- All right, gang.
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Just remember,
the name of the game is safety.
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- (crashing)
- (Boimler gasps)
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Okay, also, hurry.
Safety and speed.
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Lieutenant,
these power cylinders
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are extremely volatile.
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Are you certain
speed is necessary?
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Something's going on
with the weather,
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and these guys are pros.
They'll be...
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- Taylor, what are you doing?
- Um, reaching for
the first clamp?
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Love the initiative,
but your angle is all off.
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I need 90 degrees, not 80.
But no worries.
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I probably did
a bad job explaining
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how deadly these bomb tubes are.
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- Okay.
- Stop! Stop! Stop.
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You know what? Why-why don't I
show you how to do one?
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Then you guys can do the rest.
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But doesn't each one take
three people, sir?
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Oh, no, no, no, you don't have
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to do that whole "sir" thing
with me. I'm chill.
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Call me Bradward or Boims
or something.
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Doesn't this take
three people, Bradward?
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Technically, yes,
but I think I should show you
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how to do it right,
just on this first one.
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So you have four subsponders
in the corners
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that interface with
the ion generator in the center,
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which self-stabilizes
the reaction.
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If broken in the wrong order,
the container will explode,
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so you have to be careful
as you remove each one...
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- (grunts) Got it.
- (clanks)
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Then repeat that three times.
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- (grunting)
- (clanking)
242
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,260
Then you rotate the old cylinder
243
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,029
until you feel
the latch disengage,
244
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,964
- at which point
you carefully remove it.
- (rolling thunder)
245
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,766
Now it's very important
to keep it upright
246
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,234
and lift with your knees,
not your back, because
247
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,803
you really don't want
back pain, and that's...
248
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,838
- (wind whistling)
- (rolling thunder)
249
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,740
...why you put it in the taupe
bin and not the magenta bin.
250
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,141
Got it?
251
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,044
- I don't think we did.
- Maybe we could try it?
252
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,312
Okay, not a big deal.
Let me just
253
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,280
pop another quick demo for you.
254
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,782
- (groans)
- (Boimler grunting)
255
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,150
When are we going to get
to do some of the mission?
256
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,752
- (clinking)
- BOIMLER: Whoa.
257
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:55,622
(beeping)
- RUTHERFORD: Mm, mm, mm, mm, m.
258
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,090
(Rutherford gasps,
Lancelot squeaks)
259
00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,393
Lancelot!
(whimpering)
260
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,096
Ow! Hot! Aah!
261
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,798
How many more
of these things are there?
262
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,767
Ugh. Rutherford's got
the last couple.
263
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,136
You ever notice that it's always
the last chip you test?
264
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,238
Just scan it.
265
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,773
- No, that's not right.
- (Tendi grunts)
266
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,775
- (growls)
- But we tested every chip.
267
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,644
- Rutherford, make it make sense.
- I can't. It has to be this one.
268
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,912
How's it going in here,
Lieutenants?
269
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,247
Wow. You all look beat.
270
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,949
Oh, didn't know
scanning could be so taxing.
271
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,752
- Ugh!
- Uh, sir, look,
we've scanned every chip.
272
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,119
They're all fine.
273
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:30,023
Hmm. Every chip?
Even the second layer?
274
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,362
Why didn't you tell us
about all these?!
275
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,164
I don't know. The hidden button
seemed obvious.
276
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,733
Anyway, these are twice as hot,
so you'll want to use tongs,
277
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,068
which makes it twice as hard.
278
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,870
- (squeaks)
- Aah! Lancelot!
279
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,337
Leave me alone!
I don't have any meat!
280
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,174
Billups,
I've got eyes on Lancelot.
281
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,744
- (alarm blaring)
-"The hidden button
seemed obvious."
282
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,746
Oh, this is definitely hazing.
So much for character.
283
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,748
Ouch!
Yeah, I think you're right.
284
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,751
Hey, how'd you deal with this
kind of thing back on Orion?
285
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,152
Blindfolded saber fight.
286
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,720
Okay, I want
to hear more about that,
287
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,790
but I think
I have a less stabby solution.
288
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,162
(squeaking)
289
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,735
Okay, okay, no big deal.
290
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,238
Just a frozen progress bar
291
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,440
and some crazy day-night stuff.
292
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,910
Now I think the ancient manual
is saying
293
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,412
to press this?
294
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,148
- (whirring)
- Oh, yeah.
- Ha-ha!
295
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,017
- (low beep)
- Oh.
- Oh.
296
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:33,020
(grunts) Freeman to Billups.
Beam down here immediately.
297
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,391
Ugh. Sorry, Captain. I'm-I'm
having a hard time today.
298
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,293
Lancelot got out when I was
cleaning his snuggle tower,
299
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,864
and I just... Wow!
This is a classic setup.
300
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,066
Is it a Unotronic? (laughs)
301
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,868
That-that kills in engineering.
302
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,904
Billups, this isn't the time
for your computer comedy.
303
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,040
And we're sure
we want to turn it back on?
304
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,808
It's not, like, crushing the
will of the locals or anything?
305
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,811
- (gasps) We love Vexilon.
- FREEMAN: No.
306
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,947
It's a nice one. We're fine.
307
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,949
Is it safe
to jiggle his power source?
308
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,283
- I mean, you'd be surprised...
-"Safe."
309
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,918
Excellent thinking, Commander.
310
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,521
Aha! A lot
of these ancient computers had
311
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,390
a safe mode for debugging.
312
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,459
Now, if I can just
activate it...
313
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,061
(grunts)
There.
314
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,428
- (whirring)
- (Freeman laughs)
315
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,430
That got rid
of the stalled update.
316
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,833
- (explosive rumble)
- Yeah.
- Captain,
317
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,435
are you sure this is safe mode
and not a full reboot?
318
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,503
Uh...
319
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,138
- I am Vexilon.
- Oh!
320
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,806
Welcome to your new world.
321
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,441
I will now re-genesis
installation
322
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,010
to default settings.
323
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,879
Initiating fjords.
324
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,981
- Distributing miasma.
- (thunder cracks)
325
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,017
Stirring primordial ooze.
326
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,189
(panting)
327
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,823
(gasps)
328
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,995
(high-pitched whimpering)
329
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,329
Doing one more myself
should really
330
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,898
teach you guys how to do this.
331
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,266
- There's only one left.
- Shouldn't we help?
332
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,935
It's getting
really crazy out there.
333
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,336
Just keep doing
what you're doing!
334
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,405
- (grunting)
- We're not doing anything.
335
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,974
Lieutenant Boimler,
your ensigns have a point.
336
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,343
Leading by example has proven
to be inefficient.
337
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,812
I only have one left, and we all
get out of here alive.
338
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,580
(grunting)
- Freeman to Lieutenant Boimler.
339
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,883
(clears throat)
Go ahead, Captain.
340
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,084
Has your team finished
the retrofit?
341
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,352
We're almost finished here, si.
342
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,322
Don't. I need you
to put it back the way it was.
343
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,090
But, Captain, it's getting
pretty apocalyptic out here.
344
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,491
I know.
345
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,394
According to this scroll we
found in an ancient junk drawer,
346
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,563
Vexilon can force a restart
347
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,900
if we reroute its primary power
to your station.
348
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,936
- But the station's outdated.
- We have to get this done
349
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,138
before the anaerobic bacteria
is dispersed.
350
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,506
No problem. Just gonna quickly
undo all the work I just did.
351
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,976
- Another learning experience
for you.
- (grunting)
352
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,578
Fascinating.
353
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,348
A mountain or possibly a volcano
has appeared.
354
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,118
Ah. It is a volcano.
355
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,653
(panting)
356
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,928
RUTHERFORD:
Are you sure we shouldn't just
ask him to stop hazing us?
357
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,563
No, Mariner's right.
358
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,299
- Hazers only respect hazing.
- That's why we trap him
359
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,501
in the Wadi game and let him
marinate in there for a bit
360
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,903
- while the Betazoid gift box
screams at him.
- (laughs)
361
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,438
I guess he'll have
to respect us after this.
362
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,374
I know I would,
and I already did.
363
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,076
Quick, let's get out of here.
364
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,244
- (laughter)
- Whoa.
365
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,545
- (gasps)
- (laughter)
366
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,382
(grunts, gasps)
367
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,150
Oh, hey. Done already?
368
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,551
Ha. Totally, my man.
369
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,653
No error'ed chips.
All good to go.
370
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:24,424
Oh, thank God. I can't tell you
how glad I am to hear that.
371
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,959
Oh, really? Why?
372
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,061
Those isolinear chips run some
373
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,963
of the most important systems
on the ship.
374
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,898
If one fails, it could be fatal.
375
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,500
Yeah, but, not...
like, not really?
376
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,667
Yes, really.
377
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,970
Even one going down
could be catastrophic.
378
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,438
Thank you so much
for taking that on.
379
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,574
- I really appreciate it.
- Come on. If it was important,
380
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,276
why wouldn't you have done it
yourself?
381
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,445
I would have. I...
382
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,615
Dr. Migleemo says acceptance
is the road to healing.
383
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,351
How familiar are you
with the Wadi Chula game?
384
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,952
We put one in...
385
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,354
- I-I mean, uh, the what now?
- It's a game
386
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,656
that traps a user
in a little (bleep) dimension
387
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,658
until they can complete
its challenges.
388
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,428
When I was a kid, I got trapped
in one for a month.
389
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,964
I was...
too dumb to work my way out.
390
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,666
- (sniffles)
- Oh, no, you weren't dumb.
391
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,603
That experience,
that torture colored my life.
392
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,673
I can't go near the anomaly room
without having a panic attack
393
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,942
because one of those games is
on the ship.
394
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:20,380
I should have helped you today,
but all those glowing chips...
395
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:24,051
remind me too much
of the... game.
396
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,153
- Oh, God.
- Oh, yes.
397
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,687
Oh, thank you for sharing,
so much,
398
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,956
and I am glad to be a part
of your journey.
399
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,524
You know, maybe, oh,
would it cheer you up to talk
400
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,726
about that music
that you like so much?
401
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,562
Tellarite slop jazz?
402
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,464
Yes! Oh, yes, that's it.
Okay, you've rambled
403
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,299
about that at length before.
Go fix it.
404
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,534
Oh, I could go on
about slop jazz forever.
405
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,104
You know, everybody thinks the
slops is about how much spit
406
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,572
- you can get to drip out
of the nozzle...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
407
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,107
...but it's really
about the brizzles flarps.
408
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,076
Yeah, you know, it sounds wet,
and that is what I like.
409
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,410
Please continue.
410
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,647
- (beeping)
- (whimpering)
411
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:58,751
- Sir, please let us help.
- Stay away from the blast zone.
412
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,221
Just five or six more trips.
Oh. Oh, no!
413
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,723
This is quite enough, Lieutenant.
414
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,458
You will allow the ensigns
to assist you.
415
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,560
- (groaning)
- But I don't, uh...
416
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,397
(yelling)
417
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,232
- Whoa!
- It is admirable
418
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,033
that you care
for the safety of your team,
419
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,636
but danger is an accepted risk
of Starfleet duty.
420
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,071
No, I know. It's not that.
421
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,073
If you have not been acting
in their defense,
422
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,642
then what has caused
your unpredictable behavior?
423
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,344
(sighs)
424
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,346
Last week
I was an ensign with them,
425
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,382
and now, randomly, I'm supposed
to tell them what to do?
426
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,551
What gives me the right
to put my peers
427
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,353
in a position
where they could die?
428
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,188
Your promotion was not random.
429
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,723
I studied your records
and mission logs
430
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,325
before our departure.
431
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,493
The commander was correct
to promote you.
432
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,195
Your work is exemplary.
433
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,663
Look at your team.
434
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,798
- (grunting)
- They deserve your trust,
435
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,668
just as Commander Ransom
trusted you.
436
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,470
They could all have greatness
in them.
437
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,039
That remains to be seen,
but if you do not order them
438
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,442
to aid in the unloading
of these power cylinders,
439
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,310
we will all perish.
440
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,546
The files really said I'm great?
441
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,848
They thoroughly describe
your strengths and shortcomings.
442
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:05,252
You're right. I have
to let them do their jobs.
443
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,788
T'Lyn says I got to put you guys
in danger, so let's do this.
444
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,323
- (panting)
- That is not how
445
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,159
I would have communicated
the lesson.
446
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,793
Everybody up.
We've worked together for years.
447
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,362
I trust you.
Big Merp, you're with me.
448
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,796
We're unloading the transport.
449
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,465
Taylor and Meredith,
claim a terminal
450
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,799
and get those power cylinders reattached.
451
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,501
Nobody's exploding today.
452
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,635
- On it, sir.
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
453
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,643
- (grunting)
- (beeping)
454
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,747
(whimpers)
455
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,816
Aah! Oh, no. Oh.
456
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,252
- (exclaims)
- Fiddle-de-dah!
457
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,222
(grunts, gasps)
No, no, no, no, no!
458
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,624
Oh, man, am I in the game?
459
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,493
Move along home.
460
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,595
- Allamaraine, count to four.
- (grunts)
461
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,730
But flizz bop is really
more of a bastardization
462
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,200
of modal skuzz.
Uh, this isn't boring, is it?
463
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,435
Boring? What? How could
a musical lecture be boring?
464
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,136
Okay, so...
465
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,805
BOTH:
Allamaraine, then three more.
466
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,440
- Allamaraine, if you can see.
- Allamaraine, then three more.
467
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,908
Faster, mother(bleep).
468
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:02,842
- Allamaraine.
- Allamaraine,
you'll come with me.
469
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:03,843
Later, little girl.
470
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,746
(grunting)
471
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,115
Best of them was probably
Fats B'zirtak,
472
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,883
but he overdosed
on Ketracel-white.
473
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,752
Yeah, that (bleep)
will mess you up.
474
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,423
- You have progressed to...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, shap four.
475
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,857
Open the door, come on.
476
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,659
(sighing):
Oh.
477
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,296
(beeping)
478
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,631
- Ha!
- (beep)
479
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,765
Got your ass!
480
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,502
DIRK:
Which takes us up
481
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,438
- to 2380...
- Yeah. Yes.
482
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,206
- Well, I should probably
get back to my room.
- What?
483
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,541
Migleemo's coming over
to help me
484
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,742
- sort through my trust issues.
- Oh. Wait!
485
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,810
Don't you want
to list some more stuff at me?
486
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,512
We can meet up after.
This has been fun.
487
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,913
(groans)
488
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,316
This looks dangerous.
Don't fall, Rutherford.
489
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,818
We got to! (screams)
490
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,256
(yells)
Whoa! Wha...?!
491
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:52,292
- (grunts)
- What? Where am I?
492
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,193
Was that an entire
simulated life?
493
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,528
Sorry about that.
494
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,464
(crying):
I miss my wife.
495
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,631
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
496
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,966
Who are your top three
sizzle horn players?
497
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,270
Stop if you like music!
498
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,539
- Ugh! Dirk, wait!
- Huh?
499
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,940
Someone told me there's no
difference between slop jazz
500
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,277
- and skuzz blues!
- What?!
501
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,211
Whoever told you that
is a fool.
502
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,348
Oh, crap. I forgot. I'm meeting
Migleemo in his office.
503
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,784
Ha! I had no reason
to come back here for hours.
504
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,589
- (groans)
- (sighs)
505
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,392
- (groans)
- Where are we at
with those cylinders?
506
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,459
- Complete!
- Complete!
507
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,694
Securing my final clamp!
508
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,330
Taylor, Merp,
assume the rotational stance.
509
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,231
- (rumbling)
- (gasps, yells)
510
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,000
- (grunts) I got this.
- (panting)
511
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,338
Rotate... now!
512
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,808
- Captain, power's up!
- Keep the engine running
513
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,744
- while I hack
this megastructure.
- VEXILON: What happened?
514
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,380
Oh, no, did I shut down?
Oh, I'm a terrible host.
515
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,617
Vexilon, focus. I need you
to stop the planetary re-genesis
516
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,285
before we all get killed.
517
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,621
Yes, of course. I'm so sorry.
This is so embarrassing.
518
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,889
Hey, give me a sec.
519
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,460
BOIMLER:
Great work, team.
520
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,629
Now let's get
on the shuttle before...
521
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,797
- (alarm sounding)
- Aah, the turbine's overheating!
522
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,466
Uh, Captain,
we've got a problem.
523
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,800
FREEMAN: We're almost done.
I need more time.
524
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,436
- Everyone out of here.
- No! We can help.
525
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,938
Ensign, the lieutenant
gave you an order.
526
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,981
Okay, almost... there.
527
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,617
Re-genesis is deactivating.
528
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,353
Lieutenant Boimler,
shut it down.
529
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,620
On it, Captain.
530
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,429
(gasping)
531
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,565
- Bradward, no!
- (crying)
- (vomiting)
532
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,367
The lieutenant junior grade
533
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:44,003
first mission mortality rate...
appears to be accurate.
534
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,075
(gasps)
535
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,547
(thunder cracking)
536
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,887
Uh... hi?
537
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,456
(speaking Koala)
538
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,327
Aah! Get it off! Get it off me!
(coughing)
539
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,464
Holy (bleep),
I can't believe that worked.
540
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,999
Did we complete the mission?
541
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,001
Yes, you were the only fatality.
542
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,003
(groans)
Yup, feels like it.
543
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,372
The captain believes
the updated operating system
544
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,708
will keep the population safe
for over a thousand years.
545
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,643
Your mission was a success.
546
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,011
Well done, Mr. Boimler.
547
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,746
You never forget
your first death.
548
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,015
Only more and more dangerous
missions from here on out.
549
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,050
(laughs)
550
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:34,587
Oh, come on, I just revived him.
Everybody out!
551
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,890
Give me 30cc's of whatever just
worked a (bleep) minute ago.
552
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,960
TENDI:
I am so glad we didn't get Dirk
sucked into the game.
553
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,530
- The guy seems traumatized.
- He's working on it, though.
554
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,097
Under that grouchy exterior
is a guy just trying
555
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,600
- to find some peace.
- I wish he could find it
556
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,335
- without sending me
all these jazz albums.
- (jazz playing)
557
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,938
I like them, and it's bugging
me. I am not a jazz person.
558
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,506
Ugh. I feel silly,
559
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,708
thinking a Starfleet officer
would ever haze someone.
560
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,777
Hmm. Sorry I ever brought it up.
561
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,078
Next time,
we assume the best in people.
562
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,480
Hear! Hear!
563
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,483
They bought
the Wadi game story, huh?
564
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,552
Oh, yeah. Told them I was stuck
in there for a month.
565
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,086
(laughs)
566
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,088
(quietly):
Hey, little guy.
Go get Rutherford.
567
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,023
Aah! Lancelot! (whimpering)
568
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,426
Oh, new lieutenants
give me life.
569
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:15,595
RUTHERFORD:
Good weasel. Nice weasel.
570
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,664
(whimpering)
571
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:20,700
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
572
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,156
(man imitates weapons firing)
573
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,159
Chirp.