1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:01,667 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 2 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:03,485 tobie: Welcome to "just roll with it"! 3 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:05,487 (theme music playing) 4 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:08,240 (shouting and cheering) 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,712 ♪♪ 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,383 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 7 00:00:17,534 --> 00:00:19,668 ♪ 8 00:00:22,306 --> 00:00:24,473 all: Just roll with it! 9 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:26,759 -(bell ringing) -(children cheering) 10 00:00:26,877 --> 00:00:28,360 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 11 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,930 (audience cheering) 12 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:35,434 -(all cheering) -woo! 13 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,353 Woo! 14 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:41,356 Welcome to "just roll with it"! 15 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,858 (cheers and applause) 16 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,860 when we hear this sound... 17 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:47,395 (foghorn blares) 18 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:49,698 our voting audience gets to decide 19 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,366 what happens to us in scenes! 20 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:53,669 -Yeah! -(cheers and applause) 21 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,204 and as always, 22 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:58,373 we'll be starting the show by voting amongst ourselves, 23 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,243 on which cast member must engage in combat 24 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:03,679 with everyone's favorite sewer dweller, 25 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,413 chronopulus! 26 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:07,249 -Yes! -Yeah! 27 00:01:07,351 --> 00:01:08,750 -(growling) -suzi: Woo! 28 00:01:08,886 --> 00:01:10,018 What are you guys talking about? 29 00:01:10,087 --> 00:01:11,303 We've never started the show by voting-- 30 00:01:11,421 --> 00:01:12,938 -I think it's tobie. -Tobie! Yeah. 31 00:01:13,057 --> 00:01:15,757 -I have absolutely no beef with you, chronopulus. -(growling) 32 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:18,393 so if you just wanna chill, and we can talk-- 33 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:20,028 -aah! -(thuds) 34 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,613 (chronopulus growling) 35 00:01:21,732 --> 00:01:24,099 and whatever else happens tonight, 36 00:01:24,235 --> 00:01:25,433 we'll have to... 37 00:01:25,536 --> 00:01:28,070 All: Just roll with it! 38 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:30,906 (cheers and applause) 39 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:33,459 ♪ 40 00:01:33,577 --> 00:01:35,828 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 41 00:01:37,948 --> 00:01:40,949 -(rain pouring) -(thunder rumbling) 42 00:01:41,051 --> 00:01:44,670 let's go, people! We're gonna miss the previews! 43 00:01:44,788 --> 00:01:47,122 I am so pumped for this movie. 44 00:01:47,224 --> 00:01:49,725 I can't believe mom and byron are even letting us see it. 45 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,810 It's supposed to be, like, so messed up. 46 00:01:51,962 --> 00:01:54,129 -Really? -Big time. 47 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:55,764 Apparently, it's so scary 48 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:58,100 that they give everyone in the audience barf bags 49 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,969 because so many people were barfing all over each other, 50 00:02:01,071 --> 00:02:02,905 that the movie theater employees started barfing 51 00:02:02,973 --> 00:02:05,274 because of how much everyone else was barfing. 52 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:08,944 Uh, how did you even convince them 53 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:10,412 that we were old enough for this? 54 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,614 When byron said we weren't allowed to see it, 55 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,999 I said he was scaredy-cat, 56 00:02:14,151 --> 00:02:15,483 so then he bet me ten dollars 57 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:17,252 that he could make it through the whole thing. 58 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,254 Ha! Sucker. 59 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,340 Okay, troops. 60 00:02:21,491 --> 00:02:23,425 We don't know how bad things are gonna be out there, 61 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,460 so I need everyone's head on a swivel. Copy? 62 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,461 -Copy that. -10-4. 63 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:27,880 -Army stuff. -(thunder crashes) 64 00:02:27,998 --> 00:02:29,598 (shrieks) 65 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,434 owen, you have to stop screaming every time there's lightning. 66 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,803 Are you sure I screamed? 67 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,172 Pretty sure that one was just in my head. 68 00:02:37,274 --> 00:02:38,840 -Uh, yes. -It's nonstop. 69 00:02:38,943 --> 00:02:42,144 Okay, I vow to do better. 70 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,946 From this moment on, I will not-- 71 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,864 -(thunder crashes) -(shrieks) 72 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,034 (huffs) come on, let's go. 73 00:02:49,186 --> 00:02:50,953 "zombiepocalypse 3" starts soon, 74 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,988 and I heard the first ten minutes are the most brutal 75 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,840 and emotionally scarring! 76 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,342 (cell phones buzzing, vibrating) 77 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:02,530 uh-oh. "storm of the century update. 78 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:05,367 "due to the increased intensity of the lightning storm 79 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:07,836 "combined with the fact that our town recently voted 80 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,705 "to eliminate the lightning storm preparedness task force, 81 00:03:10,808 --> 00:03:12,758 "the mayor has announced that all businesses 82 00:03:12,876 --> 00:03:14,977 "must close, effective immediately, 83 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,679 and everyone must stay inside until further notice." 84 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,481 okay. Hold on. 85 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,383 Maybe that doesn't apply to movie theaters. 86 00:03:21,518 --> 00:03:23,852 I mean, movies are inside, right? 87 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:27,656 -So there's no risk, and-- -"when we say all businesses must close, 88 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,891 "we mean all businesses. 89 00:03:29,994 --> 00:03:31,827 Including movie theaters." 90 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,946 ugh! 91 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:39,734 Well, we can still have a fun, scary evening at home. 92 00:03:39,837 --> 00:03:41,837 (foghorn blares) 93 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:44,590 -(audience laughing, clapping) -what? 94 00:03:45,575 --> 00:03:47,242 Are you ready? 95 00:03:47,344 --> 00:03:49,544 Host: All right. It's time to choose 96 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,914 who has to eat scary treats. 97 00:03:53,017 --> 00:03:55,267 I just like when I get to come back here and be 98 00:03:55,419 --> 00:03:57,436 in the stunts, or have a stunt done to me. 99 00:03:57,587 --> 00:03:59,888 We will start the scene with owen's new line, 100 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,557 which he will read from a note card given to him. 101 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,726 Host: Now, let's get back to the scene. 102 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,397 Director: Action! 103 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,597 You're right, rachel. 104 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:12,367 Since we can't go out and see a scary movie, 105 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,454 we should do something fun and scary right here. 106 00:04:15,605 --> 00:04:18,824 Like challenging gator to a blindfolded, 107 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,892 spine-tingling, taste test! 108 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,412 All: Yeah! 109 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:26,081 (cheers and applause) 110 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,599 here you go. Have a seat, buddy. 111 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,434 I'm gonna put these-- this blindfold on you. 112 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,119 Now's a good time to tell everyone 113 00:04:31,221 --> 00:04:33,621 I'm allergic to blindfolds! 114 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:35,757 -Byron: Yeah! -Oh hoo! 115 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,292 Yeah! 116 00:04:37,394 --> 00:04:39,794 Blair: Now, there are two bowls in front of you. 117 00:04:39,897 --> 00:04:42,964 -One contains almonds and granola. -That sounds delicious! 118 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:45,633 Blair: The other, beetles and granola! 119 00:04:45,769 --> 00:04:48,970 -(audience exclaiming) -gator: That does not sound so good. 120 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:52,658 Touch each one to figure out which one is the almond and granola bowl. 121 00:04:52,809 --> 00:04:55,827 When you think you know, take a big bite! 122 00:04:55,946 --> 00:04:57,296 (thunder crashes) 123 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,298 is there any way you guys could just tell me? 124 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,616 (laughing) 125 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:04,469 -gator: Okay, okay. -(audience exclaiming) 126 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:09,291 -that one's cold. -Blair: Oh. Oh... 127 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:10,876 -Right. Which one? -Which one? 128 00:05:10,994 --> 00:05:14,012 Owen and byron: Yeah, yeah, yeah! 129 00:05:14,164 --> 00:05:16,998 -Blair: Big scoop. -Byron: Yeah! Yeah, that's-- yeah. 130 00:05:17,134 --> 00:05:19,634 -All: Oh! -(cheers and applause) 131 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:24,556 -aah! -(cheers and applause) 132 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:26,425 owen: I don't know why you think we were done. 133 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,777 Put this blindfold back on, buddy! 134 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:31,146 You have two more bowls to choose from. 135 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,532 One contains delicious mac and cheese. 136 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:35,517 -That one is good. -Owen: All right. 137 00:05:35,652 --> 00:05:37,852 And the other is worms and cheese. 138 00:05:37,955 --> 00:05:39,488 -Gator: Ugh! -Owen: Choose carefully! 139 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,989 -Eww! -Owen: Oh, yeah! 140 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,876 Aah! (laughs) 141 00:05:45,028 --> 00:05:46,962 (audience groaning) 142 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,296 byron: Aah! 143 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,332 Ooh. Oh. Ooh! 144 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,887 (all exclaiming) 145 00:05:56,039 --> 00:05:57,305 (laughing) 146 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,558 byron: Yeah. Yeah... 147 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:01,643 -Mm! -Blair: Yes! 148 00:06:01,711 --> 00:06:03,478 Oh, yeah! 149 00:06:03,547 --> 00:06:05,397 -Yes! -Byron: That's gonna be good! 150 00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:07,215 -(audience laughing) -owen: It's gonna be good! 151 00:06:07,317 --> 00:06:10,102 I feel like I've chosen wrong, but let's go. 152 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:12,404 -(blair screaming) -(all exclaiming) 153 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:14,055 I was trying to help you! 154 00:06:14,158 --> 00:06:17,526 (all exclaiming, laughing) 155 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:20,245 (all screaming) 156 00:06:20,397 --> 00:06:23,415 (laughing) 157 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:24,916 what does it taste like? 158 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:27,702 -This is not mac and cheese. -(byron laughing) 159 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,039 gator, good job! 160 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,341 They had so much crunch to them. 161 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:36,511 -All (groaning): Oh! -Byron: Let's hear it for gator! 162 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:39,631 (cheers and applause) 163 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,585 hey. I have another idea. 164 00:06:43,687 --> 00:06:46,754 What if instead of going to the movies, 165 00:06:46,857 --> 00:06:49,975 we bring the movie to us? 166 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:54,062 Each of us makes our room into a different scary scene, 167 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,697 and then we'll do a tour through all of them 168 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,099 and it'll feel just like our own little scary movie! 169 00:06:58,202 --> 00:06:59,901 Ooh, rachel! Since I don't live here 170 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,769 but I do spend a lot of time on your sofa, 171 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:03,455 can the living room count as my room, 172 00:07:03,574 --> 00:07:04,873 so I can play, too? 173 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,274 Uh, rachel, 174 00:07:06,376 --> 00:07:09,461 you're like a mama bird regurgitating brilliant ideas 175 00:07:09,613 --> 00:07:13,448 to us baby birds, and I'm like, num, num, num, num, num, num! 176 00:07:13,584 --> 00:07:16,284 (laughs) aah, this could be fun! 177 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:19,454 Yeah, but how's this going to be fun for me? 178 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:22,123 I'm the only one in this house who's actually scary. 179 00:07:22,259 --> 00:07:25,010 You guys are all nice and soft, like kitten bellies. 180 00:07:25,128 --> 00:07:27,846 You don't have "the darkness." 181 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:31,933 ooh, challenge accepted. 182 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:35,103 You have no idea what twisted and sinister thoughts 183 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,606 bounce around inside this tortured mind-- 184 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,024 -(thunder crashes) -(shrieks) 185 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:41,076 (panting) 186 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,144 now, if you'll excuse me, 187 00:07:43,247 --> 00:07:46,164 I'm gonna go get some new underwear from the laundry room. 188 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,585 ♪♪ 189 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,871 (cheers and applause) 190 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,656 I don't think I'm gonna eat ever again. 191 00:07:54,758 --> 00:07:56,925 -How are you feeling, j.C.? -I feel great! 192 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,593 Um, it was so much fun. 193 00:07:58,662 --> 00:08:01,346 Worms are disgusting. Don't eat worms! 194 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,933 ♪♪ 195 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,834 the place is looking awesome, dude. 196 00:08:06,937 --> 00:08:09,771 Thanks, kyle. I've been working on it for hours. 197 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,940 I need to show blair that I'm just as ghastly 198 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,441 and deranged as she is. 199 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:16,311 -(foghorn blares) -aah! 200 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,647 -Ha ha! Oh! -(audience laughing) 201 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,700 woo-hoo-hoo! 202 00:08:21,851 --> 00:08:23,535 Host: Time to vote again. 203 00:08:23,687 --> 00:08:28,022 What does owen think blair's scary surprise will be? 204 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:31,042 I don't know. I don't know. I'm excited. 205 00:08:31,194 --> 00:08:33,295 Uh, just a little nervous, but we'll see. 206 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,496 -You ready to go? -Let's do it. 207 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,797 All right, let's do it. Have fun. 208 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,465 Host: Now, let's get back to the scene. 209 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,650 Woo! 210 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,468 Director: Action! 211 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,637 I need to show blair that I'm just as ghastly 212 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,339 and deranged as she is. 213 00:08:47,811 --> 00:08:50,845 Oh, ho ho ho ho! 214 00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:55,317 Welcome, owen. I hope you like being... 215 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,718 Wrapped up. 216 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:59,220 -Mwa-ha-ha-ha! -(thunder crashes) 217 00:08:59,356 --> 00:09:02,490 is there where all our toilet paper went? (chuckles) 218 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,243 I have a little surprise for you. 219 00:09:05,395 --> 00:09:08,780 I call it the gooey eyeball smusher! 220 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:12,417 (audience cheering and clapping) 221 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,620 -owen: Oh! -(goo pouring) 222 00:09:15,739 --> 00:09:18,740 that, that is certainly gooey. (chuckles) 223 00:09:18,842 --> 00:09:21,376 take a step inside, if you dare. 224 00:09:22,713 --> 00:09:25,931 Wow. Are these like back massagers or something? 225 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:27,515 Don't be frightened. 226 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,584 Well, "don't be frightened." did you see how it opened? 227 00:09:29,686 --> 00:09:31,019 (laughing) 228 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,355 oh, it's closing! Oh! 229 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,056 -Bye-bye! -(thunder crashes) 230 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,394 -(squishing noises) -(owen screaming) 231 00:09:41,598 --> 00:09:43,315 oh! Okay! 232 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:47,068 -Oh! -(audience exclaiming) 233 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,286 wow. 234 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,256 (audience cheering and clapping) 235 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,907 okay... 236 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:58,913 Oh, no! The creature that lives inside of this smusher has returned... 237 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,282 And she is not happy to see you in it! 238 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,635 Aah! 239 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,454 (laughing) 240 00:10:06,556 --> 00:10:08,673 (audience cheering and clapping) 241 00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:12,727 this-- this is not a mummy! 242 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,295 This is my real mommy! 243 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,348 (laughing) 244 00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:19,484 oh, wow! 245 00:10:19,603 --> 00:10:21,486 You better apologize, owen, 246 00:10:21,638 --> 00:10:23,938 before this mummy gets too wound up! 247 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,774 You know... Hey, hey. 248 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,025 -You know, I'm really sorry... -(groaning) 249 00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:29,244 oh, she-- aah. I... 250 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,496 I'm really sorry for whatever I've done 251 00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:34,616 over the past, like, 14, 15 years of my life. 252 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,485 Uh-oh, she's making that 253 00:10:37,587 --> 00:10:39,987 "I'm about to get grounded" face! (laughs) 254 00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:42,841 it seems your feeble excuses 255 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,176 has caused this mummy to be sick! 256 00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:46,428 Sick? No! 257 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,514 -No-- aah! -(spewing) 258 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,283 (laughing) 259 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,722 (screaming, laughing) 260 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,647 (audience cheering and clapping) 261 00:11:09,119 --> 00:11:10,819 I am truly deranged. 262 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,872 -Mwa-ha-ha-ha! -(thunder crashes) 263 00:11:14,023 --> 00:11:16,041 (maniacal laughter continues) 264 00:11:17,026 --> 00:11:18,860 kyle (over computer): Owen! Owen! 265 00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:20,295 Snap out of it! 266 00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:22,864 (coughs) uh, well... 267 00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:24,666 Mark my words-- 268 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,469 her opinion of me is gonna change after tonight. 269 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,971 I can be spooky with the best of 'em! 270 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,339 -(thunder crashes) -(shrieks) 271 00:11:33,477 --> 00:11:36,845 ♪ 272 00:11:38,815 --> 00:11:41,232 -byron, where did you get all of this? -Yeah, wait here. 273 00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:42,901 I borrowed it from our neighbors 274 00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:45,236 who are always way too into Halloween 275 00:11:45,355 --> 00:11:46,738 even though they don't have kids. 276 00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:49,407 Uh, help me get this spring-loaded werewolf in the closet. 277 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,276 Don't you think you're going a little overboard? 278 00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:52,911 Byron: We have to beat blair. 279 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,697 She thinks that I'm some scaredy-cat little wimp! 280 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,750 But just you wait, I'm gonna make whatever she does look wack! 281 00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:02,537 Okay. The point of this was not to make our daughter look wack. 282 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:03,922 It was to cheer her up. 283 00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:06,591 Yeah, I know. I know. 284 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:09,594 But I think that we can cheer her up, 285 00:12:09,746 --> 00:12:11,245 and make her look wack. 286 00:12:11,348 --> 00:12:12,914 Now, we need to rehearse. 287 00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:15,433 You're responsible for the biggest scare. 288 00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:17,385 Here. Put this on. 289 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,270 What am I supposed to be? 290 00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:22,757 Okay, here me out. What terrifies kids the most? 291 00:12:22,859 --> 00:12:26,444 I don't know. Uh, being somewhere without wi-fi. 292 00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,563 No. Horrible guess. 293 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,932 The answer is-- 294 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,100 the easter bunny. 295 00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:36,538 I'm pretty sure that's a fear that's specific to you 296 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,623 and a traumatic childhood event where the easter bunny 297 00:12:38,775 --> 00:12:40,608 chased you around your uncle's front yard while you were crying. 298 00:12:40,744 --> 00:12:43,411 Okay, yes, that did happen, 299 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,445 but trust me, 300 00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:45,997 all kids are afraid of the easter bunny. 301 00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:46,965 It's just a fact. 302 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,216 Maybe little kids, 303 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:49,584 but blair and owen are, like, 304 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,637 basically grown-ups. Honey, owen does our taxes. 305 00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:54,839 Can you just put it on? 306 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,646 -(thunder crashes) -aah! That is so spooky! 307 00:13:01,798 --> 00:13:03,982 I'm literally already shaking! 308 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,433 Honey, you know it's me. 309 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:09,254 No, no, no! Uncle anthony! Uncle anthony! Aah! 310 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,357 ♪ 311 00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:14,475 and then, apparently, connor told justin 312 00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:15,610 that he had a crush on madison 313 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,144 and justin was like "no way!" 314 00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:19,080 but then justin told madison, and madison was like "gross" 315 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,165 and connor was like, "you're gross." 316 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,315 so now they're not talking, 317 00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:23,084 and the whole thing is total drama! 318 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,319 That's crazy. 319 00:13:25,422 --> 00:13:27,372 Hey, do you wanna watch something? 320 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:28,823 We can start it at the same time 321 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,208 and text each other our thoughts throughout 322 00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:32,326 so it feels like we're watching it together! 323 00:13:32,429 --> 00:13:33,761 Ugh. No. 324 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,431 I wanna watch "zombiepocalypse 3" in a movie theater. 325 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,967 I want to experience the group barfing! 326 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,470 But, no. My mom's making us decorate our rooms all scary 327 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,856 so we can create a horror movie in our house or something. 328 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,842 -I wasn't really paying attention. -That sounds fun. 329 00:13:47,978 --> 00:13:49,811 Not really. It's kind of cringe. 330 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,646 Maybe if I was, like, 12 or something. 331 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,815 But I'm 13 years old! 332 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,234 Okay, time's up! 333 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,453 Everyone report to the living room 334 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,490 to start the bennett-blatt scare-chella competition! 335 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,692 -Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! -(thunder crashes) 336 00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,544 -hey, ruth. -(laughing) 337 00:14:06,696 --> 00:14:08,863 blair: (sighs) I gotta go. 338 00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:11,165 Call you back in, like, 15. 339 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,135 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 340 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,838 I cannot wait to show you guys my room. 341 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,539 I've been working on it all day. 342 00:14:18,642 --> 00:14:21,542 (sighs) okay, let's get this thing over with. 343 00:14:21,645 --> 00:14:22,927 What's the matter, blair? 344 00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:26,731 Worried that you're not gonna have the scariest room? 345 00:14:26,883 --> 00:14:30,435 Uh, yeah. Sure. 346 00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:33,404 Since we start in the living room, I'll go first. 347 00:14:33,523 --> 00:14:35,389 Steel yourselves, everyone! 348 00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:37,558 Try and prepare your fragile minds 349 00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:39,577 for the horror that is... 350 00:14:39,729 --> 00:14:43,564 "the tale of the cursed sofa." 351 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,199 (thunder crashes) 352 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:49,087 gator, the sofa looks the same as it always does. 353 00:14:49,238 --> 00:14:51,956 Um-hmm. But smell it. 354 00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:57,428 Okay. We're gonna skip gator's part. 355 00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,682 -Come on. We're going up to my room. -Here we go! Ha! 356 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,417 -(thunder crashes) -(door creaks open) 357 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:08,640 (in spooky voice): Welcome to castle baron von byron. 358 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,091 Beware! 359 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,695 It is said that many who enter... 360 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,114 Never return! 361 00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,449 Mwa-ha-ha-ha! 362 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,952 Feel my arm. I have goosebumps! 363 00:15:21,104 --> 00:15:24,322 -(growling) -(scary music) 364 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,558 (whimpering): Oh! 365 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,911 (flatly): Oh, no. That werewolf thing from the neighbors 366 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,580 who are way too into Halloween even though they don't have kids. 367 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,132 (pretend scared yelling) 368 00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:35,333 (in spooky voice): Beware! 369 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:38,469 Werewolves aren't the only scourge 370 00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:41,288 that roam these wretched halls! 371 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:43,725 There are legends of something much, 372 00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:46,561 much more sinister! 373 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,514 Heeeeee-yaaaaah! 374 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,636 The easter bunny? 375 00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:58,472 (normal voice): Come on! That's terrifying! 376 00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:00,892 He's all big and furry, 377 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,127 and he chases you through your uncle anthony's front yard 378 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,645 even though you're yelling, 379 00:16:04,781 --> 00:16:06,864 "please stop" through the tears! 380 00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:10,952 Well, it was still pretty good, dad. 381 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,203 Now let's see blair's room! 382 00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:14,589 -Yeah! -Let's go! 383 00:16:14,657 --> 00:16:16,507 (thunder crashes) 384 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,511 (thunder crashes) 385 00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:24,098 whoa. Huh. Okay... 386 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,017 I see what she's doing. 387 00:16:26,169 --> 00:16:29,354 It looks like she did nothing, but then she's gonna get us! 388 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:32,974 Look to the center of the room. 389 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,612 Behold, the swinging spider of doom. 390 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,313 All: Scary? 391 00:16:41,284 --> 00:16:42,734 Now, let's go see owen's room 392 00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:44,285 and get this cringe-fest over with. 393 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,520 I gotta call ruth back. 394 00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:49,523 Uh... Heh. Uh, uh, no, it, it's cool. 395 00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:52,877 Uh, maybe blair's right. I guess this is kinda cringey. 396 00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:55,496 Owen, you were working all day on your room. We want to see it. 397 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,832 No, it, it's okay. 398 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:02,136 Uh, it all feels... Kinda silly. (chuckles) 399 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,337 this was fun, though. 400 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,006 I'm, uh, gonna go read. 401 00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:11,378 Would it kill you to think about someone other than yourself 402 00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:13,014 from time to time? 403 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,016 ♪♪ 404 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,355 ♪ 405 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,742 owen, can we come in? 406 00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:27,578 Whoa! Your room looks amazing! 407 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:30,731 Thanks. But it's okay, guys. I'm fine. 408 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:32,750 You sure? We still want to see what you've done in here. 409 00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,085 It looks incredible. 410 00:17:34,237 --> 00:17:36,204 I'm just really not in the mood. 411 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,524 Owen, I'm a bad person. 412 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,042 I know. 413 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,594 No. I mean it. 414 00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:45,246 No, I know you mean it. 415 00:17:45,348 --> 00:17:47,581 I'm just saying that I already knew that. 416 00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:50,768 I was just really bummed about not getting to go see the movie, 417 00:17:50,887 --> 00:17:53,671 but I shouldn't have let my bad attitude ruin things for everyone else. 418 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,389 That's okay. 419 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,609 At this point I shouldn't be letting your bad attitude ruin things for me. 420 00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,445 Yeah, you're right. 421 00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,280 I guess we were both kinda jerks there. 422 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,899 That's not what I was saying-- 423 00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:08,653 I guess we're even. 424 00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:11,539 Rachel: Now, what do you say, owen? 425 00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:13,541 You want to give us your best scare? 426 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,793 Yeah. I want to see what you've done. 427 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,965 Okay, well, I was gonna have creepy sounds play 428 00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:22,583 when you guys opened the door. 429 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,837 And then I was gonna show you frankenstein's monster over here! 430 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,723 Oh. My bad. 431 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,342 I was just going to town on some dinner cereal. 432 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,429 -Hi, kyle. -Dinner cereal rules, my dude! 433 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:38,299 And to harness the lightning, 434 00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:41,452 I kinda combined frankenstein and benjamin franklin 435 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,272 and put a kite out my window! (chuckles) 436 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,640 -(rain pouring outside) -kyle? 437 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:50,528 Kyle, you were supposed to play the lightning sound effect! 438 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:52,079 Oh. Sorry. I was-- 439 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,831 -(thuds) -(screams) 440 00:18:53,983 --> 00:18:55,316 all: Owen! 441 00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:57,535 -(all screaming) -(squirting) 442 00:18:58,421 --> 00:19:01,122 -(screaming) -owen: Oh, my hand! 443 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,958 My hand is gone! Aah! 444 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,878 (all shrieking, screaming) 445 00:19:06,996 --> 00:19:09,096 (laughing) 446 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,265 owen! About to give me a heart attack! 447 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,500 Rachel: Not cool, owen! 448 00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:16,220 That was legit messed up! 449 00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:19,223 I honestly don't think I've ever been so scared in my life. 450 00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:23,344 (laughs) from the twisted mind of owen bellamy-blatt! 451 00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:26,280 -See, you guys? -(squishing) 452 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,283 just because we can't have fun the traditional way 453 00:19:29,352 --> 00:19:31,736 doesn't mean we can't make some of our own. 454 00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:34,372 -(foghorn blares) -(screaming) 455 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,124 (audience cheering and clapping) 456 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,460 host: Okay, last vote. 457 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:43,197 Who goes through the haunted maze? 458 00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:46,083 (singsongs): What is going to happen? 459 00:19:46,202 --> 00:19:47,718 Both: It's gonna be you! 460 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,670 -You! You! -You! 461 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,055 The person who says it more. 462 00:19:51,174 --> 00:19:53,224 -It's gonna be you, you, you! -You, you, you, you, you! 463 00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:55,209 We will start the scene with blair's new line. 464 00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:57,061 Owen and blair will be led 465 00:19:57,213 --> 00:19:58,563 offstage, and outside. 466 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:01,232 Host: Okay, let's get back to the scene. 467 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,568 Director: Action! 468 00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:04,986 Yeah. We got it, mom. 469 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,071 And since I was kind of a butthead earlier, 470 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,890 I threw together my own scary room in the garage 471 00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:11,225 to make up for it. 472 00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:14,362 Owen, it's up to you to escape my haunted maze 473 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,397 all by yourself. 474 00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:18,866 -Oh! -(audience cheering and clapping) 475 00:20:19,402 --> 00:20:21,752 -byron: (laughing) yeah! -Rachel: Woo! 476 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,172 You know, uh, can I go to the bathroom first 477 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,491 -so I don't risk an accident, here? -Too late. 478 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,594 -(laughing) -blair: All right. Put those on. 479 00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,212 Yeah. Uh, you know what they say. 480 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,464 -It's, uh, it's gonna be bad when the goggles come in. -Oh, yeah. 481 00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:34,581 (laughing) 482 00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:36,534 -want me to open it for you? -Nope, I got it. 483 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,636 -Okay... -(audience exclaiming) 484 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,438 -that's creepy. -Do I walk in? 485 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:41,722 You walk in. 486 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,524 -Owen: Oh! -Go on. 487 00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:45,226 (scary organ music) 488 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,045 -owen: Uh, this is spooky. -(blair giggles) 489 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,897 -I'm afraid. -(thunder crashes) 490 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,616 -bye! -No! 491 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,067 (audience laughing) 492 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,935 owen: I'm not scared. I'm not scared. 493 00:20:55,071 --> 00:20:57,271 I'm not scared. I'm not scared... 494 00:20:57,373 --> 00:20:58,605 I'm not scared! 495 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,107 Ah, that looked like that was moving. 496 00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:01,993 Leave me alone, leave me alone-- I'm not scared. 497 00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:04,912 I'm excited. A cornfield! 498 00:21:06,082 --> 00:21:08,416 (chuckles) ah, let's see... You know, this is kind of corny. 499 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,234 Hee hee. Woo! 500 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,270 -(yelling) -owen: Aah! 501 00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:15,973 Ooh! Ooh! 502 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,426 -Okay... -Scary voice: Mwa-ha-ha-ha! 503 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,562 My bad. I'll get out of your territory. Don't mind me. 504 00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:24,398 Ahem. Okay... Okay... 505 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,984 This is a lot of hands! 506 00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:28,653 No touchy. No touchy! 507 00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,354 (screams) 508 00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:34,525 -(scary musical chord) -(screaming) 509 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,698 all right... What's in this one? Aah... 510 00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:44,618 It's a little... Little stuffed animals. That's not bad... 511 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,820 I like it, I like it... 512 00:21:46,923 --> 00:21:48,122 I like it. I'm... 513 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:50,041 (scary music) 514 00:21:50,159 --> 00:21:52,043 (panting) 515 00:21:53,629 --> 00:21:55,629 th-that was terrifying. That was terrifying. 516 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,381 -Okay... -(ghostly noises) 517 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,686 and tv's out... Aw, nice... 518 00:22:01,804 --> 00:22:04,472 -Nice beauty shop. -(whimsical music playing) 519 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,641 what's gonna happen in this room? Oh, okay... 520 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,560 -I was just about to-- -aah! 521 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,980 (screaming) 522 00:22:13,983 --> 00:22:15,733 -(grunting) -no, that's... 523 00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:17,201 -(grunting) -owen: Ugh... 524 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,370 I, I guess that means continue, right? 525 00:22:19,489 --> 00:22:20,538 -Continue? -Yeah. 526 00:22:20,656 --> 00:22:21,822 Ah, okay. 527 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,407 Okay. Okay... 528 00:22:23,526 --> 00:22:27,194 -(scary music) -this is pretty cool-looking. 529 00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:29,747 It's terrifying. It's a nightmare, basically. 530 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,167 -(spraying) -owen: Aah! 531 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,819 (exclaiming) 532 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,704 -(owen yelling) -(audience screaming) 533 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,507 aah! Who are you? 534 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,208 Why are you pushing me? 535 00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:42,476 Stop! 536 00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:44,345 -Oh! -(screaming) 537 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,180 all: Yay! 538 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,482 Rachel: Give it up for owen, everybody! 539 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:51,218 (cheers and applause) 540 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:56,157 -well, guys, that was truly "a-maze-ing." -(laughing) 541 00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:58,993 and that's our show! 542 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,728 -You guys have been a great audience! -(all cheering) 543 00:23:01,831 --> 00:23:03,414 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 544 00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:10,204 ♪ 545 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:14,091 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 546 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,263 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 547 00:23:23,352 --> 00:23:26,053 ♪ 548 00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:32,810 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪