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tobie: Welcome to "just roll with it"!
(theme music playing)
(shouting and cheering)
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all: Just roll with it!
-(bell ringing) -(children cheering)
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(audience cheering)
-(all cheering) -woo!
Woo!
Welcome to "just roll with it"!
(cheers and applause)
when we hear this sound...
(foghorn blares)
our voting audience gets to decide
what happens to us in scenes!
-Yeah! -(cheers and applause)
and as always,
we'll be starting the show by voting amongst ourselves,
on which cast member must engage in combat
with everyone's favorite sewer dweller,
chronopulus!
-Yes! -Yeah!
-(growling) -suzi: Woo!
What are you guys talking about?
We've never started the show by voting--
-I think it's tobie. -Tobie! Yeah.
-I have absolutely no beef with you, chronopulus. -(growling)
so if you just wanna chill, and we can talk--
-aah! -(thuds)
(chronopulus growling)
and whatever else happens tonight,
we'll have to...
All: Just roll with it!
(cheers and applause)
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-(rain pouring) -(thunder rumbling)
let's go, people! We're gonna miss the previews!
I am so pumped for this movie.
I can't believe mom and byron are even letting us see it.
It's supposed to be, like, so messed up.
-Really? -Big time.
Apparently, it's so scary
that they give everyone in the audience barf bags
because so many people were barfing all over each other,
that the movie theater employees started barfing
because of how much everyone else was barfing.
Uh, how did you even convince them
that we were old enough for this?
When byron said we weren't allowed to see it,
I said he was scaredy-cat,
so then he bet me ten dollars
that he could make it through the whole thing.
Ha! Sucker.
Okay, troops.
We don't know how bad things are gonna be out there,
so I need everyone's head on a swivel. Copy?
-Copy that. -10-4.
-Army stuff. -(thunder crashes)
(shrieks)
owen, you have to stop screaming every time there's lightning.
Are you sure I screamed?
Pretty sure that one was just in my head.
-Uh, yes. -It's nonstop.
Okay, I vow to do better.
From this moment on, I will not--
-(thunder crashes) -(shrieks)
(huffs) come on, let's go.
"zombiepocalypse 3" starts soon,
and I heard the first ten minutes are the most brutal
and emotionally scarring!
(cell phones buzzing, vibrating)
uh-oh. "storm of the century update.
"due to the increased intensity of the lightning storm
"combined with the fact that our town recently voted
"to eliminate the lightning storm preparedness task force,
"the mayor has announced that all businesses
"must close, effective immediately,
and everyone must stay inside until further notice."
okay. Hold on.
Maybe that doesn't apply to movie theaters.
I mean, movies are inside, right?
-So there's no risk, and-- -"when we say all businesses must close,
"we mean all businesses.
Including movie theaters."
ugh!
Well, we can still have a fun, scary evening at home.
(foghorn blares)
-(audience laughing, clapping) -what?
Are you ready?
Host: All right. It's time to choose
who has to eat scary treats.
I just like when I get to come back here and be
in the stunts, or have a stunt done to me.
We will start the scene with owen's new line,
which he will read from a note card given to him.
Host: Now, let's get back to the scene.
Director: Action!
You're right, rachel.
Since we can't go out and see a scary movie,
we should do something fun and scary right here.
Like challenging gator to a blindfolded,
spine-tingling, taste test!
All: Yeah!
(cheers and applause)
here you go. Have a seat, buddy.
I'm gonna put these-- this blindfold on you.
Now's a good time to tell everyone
I'm allergic to blindfolds!
-Byron: Yeah! -Oh hoo!
Yeah!
Blair: Now, there are two bowls in front of you.
-One contains almonds and granola. -That sounds delicious!
Blair: The other, beetles and granola!
-(audience exclaiming) -gator: That does not sound so good.
Touch each one to figure out which one is the almond and granola bowl.
When you think you know, take a big bite!
(thunder crashes)
is there any way you guys could just tell me?
(laughing)
-gator: Okay, okay. -(audience exclaiming)
-that one's cold. -Blair: Oh. Oh...
-Right. Which one? -Which one?
Owen and byron: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-Blair: Big scoop. -Byron: Yeah! Yeah, that's-- yeah.
-All: Oh! -(cheers and applause)
-aah! -(cheers and applause)
owen: I don't know why you think we were done.
Put this blindfold back on, buddy!
You have two more bowls to choose from.
One contains delicious mac and cheese.
-That one is good. -Owen: All right.
And the other is worms and cheese.
-Gator: Ugh! -Owen: Choose carefully!
-Eww! -Owen: Oh, yeah!
Aah! (laughs)
(audience groaning)
byron: Aah!
Ooh. Oh. Ooh!
(all exclaiming)
(laughing)
byron: Yeah. Yeah...
-Mm! -Blair: Yes!
Oh, yeah!
-Yes! -Byron: That's gonna be good!
-(audience laughing) -owen: It's gonna be good!
I feel like I've chosen wrong, but let's go.
-(blair screaming) -(all exclaiming)
I was trying to help you!
(all exclaiming, laughing)
(all screaming)
(laughing)
what does it taste like?
-This is not mac and cheese. -(byron laughing)
gator, good job!
They had so much crunch to them.
-All (groaning): Oh! -Byron: Let's hear it for gator!
(cheers and applause)
hey. I have another idea.
What if instead of going to the movies,
we bring the movie to us?
Each of us makes our room into a different scary scene,
and then we'll do a tour through all of them
and it'll feel just like our own little scary movie!
Ooh, rachel! Since I don't live here
but I do spend a lot of time on your sofa,
can the living room count as my room,
so I can play, too?
Uh, rachel,
you're like a mama bird regurgitating brilliant ideas
to us baby birds, and I'm like, num, num, num, num, num, num!
(laughs) aah, this could be fun!
Yeah, but how's this going to be fun for me?
I'm the only one in this house who's actually scary.
You guys are all nice and soft, like kitten bellies.
You don't have "the darkness."
ooh, challenge accepted.
You have no idea what twisted and sinister thoughts
bounce around inside this tortured mind--
-(thunder crashes) -(shrieks)
(panting)
now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go get some new underwear from the laundry room.
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(cheers and applause)
I don't think I'm gonna eat ever again.
-How are you feeling, j.C.? -I feel great!
Um, it was so much fun.
Worms are disgusting. Don't eat worms!
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the place is looking awesome, dude.
Thanks, kyle. I've been working on it for hours.
I need to show blair that I'm just as ghastly
and deranged as she is.
-(foghorn blares) -aah!
-Ha ha! Oh! -(audience laughing)
woo-hoo-hoo!
Host: Time to vote again.
What does owen think blair's scary surprise will be?
I don't know. I don't know. I'm excited.
Uh, just a little nervous, but we'll see.
-You ready to go? -Let's do it.
All right, let's do it. Have fun.
Host: Now, let's get back to the scene.
Woo!
Director: Action!
I need to show blair that I'm just as ghastly
and deranged as she is.
Oh, ho ho ho ho!
Welcome, owen. I hope you like being...
Wrapped up.
-Mwa-ha-ha-ha! -(thunder crashes)
is there where all our toilet paper went? (chuckles)
I have a little surprise for you.
I call it the gooey eyeball smusher!
(audience cheering and clapping)
-owen: Oh! -(goo pouring)
that, that is certainly gooey. (chuckles)
take a step inside, if you dare.
Wow. Are these like back massagers or something?
Don't be frightened.
Well, "don't be frightened." did you see how it opened?
(laughing)
oh, it's closing! Oh!
-Bye-bye! -(thunder crashes)
-(squishing noises) -(owen screaming)
oh! Okay!
-Oh! -(audience exclaiming)
wow.
(audience cheering and clapping)
okay...
Oh, no! The creature that lives inside of this smusher has returned...
And she is not happy to see you in it!
Aah!
(laughing)
(audience cheering and clapping)
this-- this is not a mummy!
This is my real mommy!
(laughing)
oh, wow!
You better apologize, owen,
before this mummy gets too wound up!
You know... Hey, hey.
-You know, I'm really sorry... -(groaning)
oh, she-- aah. I...
I'm really sorry for whatever I've done
over the past, like, 14, 15 years of my life.
Uh-oh, she's making that
"I'm about to get grounded" face! (laughs)
it seems your feeble excuses
has caused this mummy to be sick!
Sick? No!
-No-- aah! -(spewing)
(laughing)
(screaming, laughing)
(audience cheering and clapping)
I am truly deranged.
-Mwa-ha-ha-ha! -(thunder crashes)
(maniacal laughter continues)
kyle (over computer): Owen! Owen!
Snap out of it!
(coughs) uh, well...
Mark my words--
her opinion of me is gonna change after tonight.
I can be spooky with the best of 'em!
-(thunder crashes) -(shrieks)
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-byron, where did you get all of this? -Yeah, wait here.
I borrowed it from our neighbors
who are always way too into Halloween
even though they don't have kids.
Uh, help me get this spring-loaded werewolf in the closet.
Don't you think you're going a little overboard?
Byron: We have to beat blair.
She thinks that I'm some scaredy-cat little wimp!
But just you wait, I'm gonna make whatever she does look wack!
Okay. The point of this was not to make our daughter look wack.
It was to cheer her up.
Yeah, I know. I know.
But I think that we can cheer her up,
and make her look wack.
Now, we need to rehearse.
You're responsible for the biggest scare.
Here. Put this on.
What am I supposed to be?
Okay, here me out. What terrifies kids the most?
I don't know. Uh, being somewhere without wi-fi.
No. Horrible guess.
The answer is--
the easter bunny.
I'm pretty sure that's a fear that's specific to you
and a traumatic childhood event where the easter bunny
chased you around your uncle's front yard while you were crying.
Okay, yes, that did happen,
but trust me,
all kids are afraid of the easter bunny.
It's just a fact.
Maybe little kids,
but blair and owen are, like,
basically grown-ups. Honey, owen does our taxes.
Can you just put it on?
-(thunder crashes) -aah! That is so spooky!
I'm literally already shaking!
Honey, you know it's me.
No, no, no! Uncle anthony! Uncle anthony! Aah!
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and then, apparently, connor told justin
that he had a crush on madison
and justin was like "no way!"
but then justin told madison, and madison was like "gross"
and connor was like, "you're gross."
so now they're not talking,
and the whole thing is total drama!
That's crazy.
Hey, do you wanna watch something?
We can start it at the same time
and text each other our thoughts throughout
so it feels like we're watching it together!
Ugh. No.
I wanna watch "zombiepocalypse 3" in a movie theater.
I want to experience the group barfing!
But, no. My mom's making us decorate our rooms all scary
so we can create a horror movie in our house or something.
-I wasn't really paying attention. -That sounds fun.
Not really. It's kind of cringe.
Maybe if I was, like, 12 or something.
But I'm 13 years old!
Okay, time's up!
Everyone report to the living room
to start the bennett-blatt scare-chella competition!
-Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! -(thunder crashes)
-hey, ruth. -(laughing)
blair: (sighs) I gotta go.
Call you back in, like, 15.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
I cannot wait to show you guys my room.
I've been working on it all day.
(sighs) okay, let's get this thing over with.
What's the matter, blair?
Worried that you're not gonna have the scariest room?
Uh, yeah. Sure.
Since we start in the living room, I'll go first.
Steel yourselves, everyone!
Try and prepare your fragile minds
for the horror that is...
"the tale of the cursed sofa."
(thunder crashes)
gator, the sofa looks the same as it always does.
Um-hmm. But smell it.
Okay. We're gonna skip gator's part.
-Come on. We're going up to my room. -Here we go! Ha!
-(thunder crashes) -(door creaks open)
(in spooky voice): Welcome to castle baron von byron.
Beware!
It is said that many who enter...
Never return!
Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Feel my arm. I have goosebumps!
-(growling) -(scary music)
(whimpering): Oh!
(flatly): Oh, no. That werewolf thing from the neighbors
who are way too into Halloween even though they don't have kids.
(pretend scared yelling)
(in spooky voice): Beware!
Werewolves aren't the only scourge
that roam these wretched halls!
There are legends of something much,
much more sinister!
Heeeeee-yaaaaah!
The easter bunny?
(normal voice): Come on! That's terrifying!
He's all big and furry,
and he chases you through your uncle anthony's front yard
even though you're yelling,
"please stop" through the tears!
Well, it was still pretty good, dad.
Now let's see blair's room!
-Yeah! -Let's go!
(thunder crashes)
whoa. Huh. Okay...
I see what she's doing.
It looks like she did nothing, but then she's gonna get us!
Look to the center of the room.
Behold, the swinging spider of doom.
All: Scary?
Now, let's go see owen's room
and get this cringe-fest over with.
I gotta call ruth back.
Uh... Heh. Uh, uh, no, it, it's cool.
Uh, maybe blair's right. I guess this is kinda cringey.
Owen, you were working all day on your room. We want to see it.
No, it, it's okay.
Uh, it all feels... Kinda silly. (chuckles)
this was fun, though.
I'm, uh, gonna go read.
Would it kill you to think about someone other than yourself
from time to time?
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owen, can we come in?
Whoa! Your room looks amazing!
Thanks. But it's okay, guys. I'm fine.
You sure? We still want to see what you've done in here.
It looks incredible.
I'm just really not in the mood.
Owen, I'm a bad person.
I know.
No. I mean it.
No, I know you mean it.
I'm just saying that I already knew that.
I was just really bummed about not getting to go see the movie,
but I shouldn't have let my bad attitude ruin things for everyone else.
That's okay.
At this point I shouldn't be letting your bad attitude ruin things for me.
Yeah, you're right.
I guess we were both kinda jerks there.
That's not what I was saying--
I guess we're even.
Rachel: Now, what do you say, owen?
You want to give us your best scare?
Yeah. I want to see what you've done.
Okay, well, I was gonna have creepy sounds play
when you guys opened the door.
And then I was gonna show you frankenstein's monster over here!
Oh. My bad.
I was just going to town on some dinner cereal.
-Hi, kyle. -Dinner cereal rules, my dude!
And to harness the lightning,
I kinda combined frankenstein and benjamin franklin
and put a kite out my window! (chuckles)
-(rain pouring outside) -kyle?
Kyle, you were supposed to play the lightning sound effect!
Oh. Sorry. I was--
-(thuds) -(screams)
all: Owen!
-(all screaming) -(squirting)
-(screaming) -owen: Oh, my hand!
My hand is gone! Aah!
(all shrieking, screaming)
(laughing)
owen! About to give me a heart attack!
Rachel: Not cool, owen!
That was legit messed up!
I honestly don't think I've ever been so scared in my life.
(laughs) from the twisted mind of owen bellamy-blatt!
-See, you guys? -(squishing)
just because we can't have fun the traditional way
doesn't mean we can't make some of our own.
-(foghorn blares) -(screaming)
(audience cheering and clapping)
host: Okay, last vote.
Who goes through the haunted maze?
(singsongs): What is going to happen?
Both: It's gonna be you!
-You! You! -You!
The person who says it more.
-It's gonna be you, you, you! -You, you, you, you, you!
We will start the scene with blair's new line.
Owen and blair will be led
offstage, and outside.
Host: Okay, let's get back to the scene.
Director: Action!
Yeah. We got it, mom.
And since I was kind of a butthead earlier,
I threw together my own scary room in the garage
to make up for it.
Owen, it's up to you to escape my haunted maze
all by yourself.
-Oh! -(audience cheering and clapping)
-byron: (laughing) yeah! -Rachel: Woo!
You know, uh, can I go to the bathroom first
-so I don't risk an accident, here? -Too late.
-(laughing) -blair: All right. Put those on.
Yeah. Uh, you know what they say.
-It's, uh, it's gonna be bad when the goggles come in. -Oh, yeah.
(laughing)
-want me to open it for you? -Nope, I got it.
-Okay... -(audience exclaiming)
-that's creepy. -Do I walk in?
You walk in.
-Owen: Oh! -Go on.
(scary organ music)
-owen: Uh, this is spooky. -(blair giggles)
-I'm afraid. -(thunder crashes)
-bye! -No!
(audience laughing)
owen: I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
I'm not scared...
I'm not scared!
Ah, that looked like that was moving.
Leave me alone, leave me alone-- I'm not scared.
I'm excited. A cornfield!
(chuckles) ah, let's see... You know, this is kind of corny.
Hee hee. Woo!
-(yelling) -owen: Aah!
Ooh! Ooh!
-Okay... -Scary voice: Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
My bad. I'll get out of your territory. Don't mind me.
Ahem. Okay... Okay...
This is a lot of hands!
No touchy. No touchy!
(screams)
-(scary musical chord) -(screaming)
all right... What's in this one? Aah...
It's a little... Little stuffed animals. That's not bad...
I like it, I like it...
I like it. I'm...
(scary music)
(panting)
th-that was terrifying. That was terrifying.
-Okay... -(ghostly noises)
and tv's out... Aw, nice...
-Nice beauty shop. -(whimsical music playing)
what's gonna happen in this room? Oh, okay...
-I was just about to-- -aah!
(screaming)
-(grunting) -no, that's...
-(grunting) -owen: Ugh...
I, I guess that means continue, right?
-Continue? -Yeah.
Ah, okay.
Okay. Okay...
-(scary music) -this is pretty cool-looking.
It's terrifying. It's a nightmare, basically.
-(spraying) -owen: Aah!
(exclaiming)
-(owen yelling) -(audience screaming)
aah! Who are you?
Why are you pushing me?
Stop!
-Oh! -(screaming)
all: Yay!
Rachel: Give it up for owen, everybody!
(cheers and applause)
-well, guys, that was truly "a-maze-ing." -(laughing)
and that's our show!
-You guys have been a great audience! -(all cheering)
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