1 00:00:00,768 --> 00:00:01,633 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 2 00:00:01,736 --> 00:00:03,469 Tobie: Welcome to "Just Roll With It"! 3 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:05,471 (theme music playing) 4 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:08,240 (shouting and cheering) 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,712 ♪♪ 6 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:17,383 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,651 ♪ 8 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,456 -Let me tell you something. Just roll with it! -Just roll with it! 9 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,825 -(bell ringing) -(children cheering) 10 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,293 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 11 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,930 (audience cheering) 12 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:37,002 (all cheering) 13 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:41,974 Welcome to "Just Roll With It"! 14 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,309 (cheers and applause) 15 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,512 When we hear this sound... 16 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:49,214 (foghorn blares) 17 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:52,317 Our voting audience has the ability to change 18 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,819 what we do in scenes 19 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:56,522 through the power of democracy! 20 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,458 (cheers and applause) 21 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,228 And whatever happens, 22 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,664 -we'll have to-- -Wait, what-- What are you doing? 23 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:08,167 Wrapping up the intro so we can start the show! 24 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:12,071 (chuckles) Uh, yeah, but nothing funny or interesting happened. 25 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:15,240 I know, I know. But it all feels so forced. 26 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:18,077 It's like, we get it. Some weird character comes out, 27 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:21,080 they do something silly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 28 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,415 Let's just get on with it! 29 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,584 Come on. That doesn't always happen-- 30 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,920 -(western music plays) -Yee-haw! 31 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,354 Whoa! 32 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,924 Howdy, folks! It's me, Wade, 33 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:34,426 the "Just Roll With It" cowboy. 34 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,995 (through gritted teeth): Not now, Wade. 35 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,900 -What'd I say? -Suzi: All right, all right. Well, 36 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,236 if you wanna do just some regular old vanilla intro-- 37 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:47,439 And whatever happens, we'll have to... 38 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,409 All: Just roll with it! 39 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,445 (cheers and applause) 40 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:56,815 ♪ 41 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:01,253 ♪ 42 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,589 -Students! -(tapping) 43 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:07,259 Listen up. I have two very exciting pieces of news. 44 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,762 First, as you might've noticed, I have decided to become... 45 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:13,365 a hat guy. (laughs) 46 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,434 I finally feel like me, you know? 47 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,402 (sighs) Second, 48 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,204 I am pleased to announce that the school 49 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,639 has a new food supplier: 50 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:24,309 the Akron County Correctional Facility! Yay! 51 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,778 Uh, quick question, here. 52 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,047 Why are we getting our food from a prison? 53 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:32,417 Ah. Well, the school board slashed our funding, so we figured, 54 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,286 what better way to save money around here 55 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:37,356 than serving you rugrats day-old prison grub? 56 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,124 Mwah! Bon appetit! 57 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,659 -(Blair sighs) -Ugh! 58 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,528 This is even worse than when the school started that m-- 59 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,397 -(foghorn blares) -(screaming) 60 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,935 Host: It's time for the first vote. 61 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:53,805 What has the school done to try to save money? 62 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,275 -At least we're in this together! -(whimpers) 63 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,044 Host: Let's go back to the scene. 64 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:05,450 I can't believe the school is making us squeeze our own juice for lunch, 65 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,187 and claiming it's a part of P.E. 66 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:11,557 -(laughing) -(cheers and applause) 67 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,259 All right, kids! 68 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,128 It's time to make the juice for lunch, 69 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,997 and our mandatory exercise. 70 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,599 (whistle blows loudly) 71 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,134 -Ow! -You know the drill! 72 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,670 (cheers and applause) 73 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:31,610 The two things I hate the most: juice, and exercise. 74 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,579 First, you're gonna pick your fruit. 75 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,047 Then, you're gonna cut up your fruit, 76 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:38,383 and stuff it into the P.E. Squeezer Juice Bags, okay? 77 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,887 Then, you're gonna do your squats on those bags filled with fruit, 78 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,822 and luckily, we already filled 'em! 79 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,657 All right? So get to juicin'! 80 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,060 (cheers and applause) 81 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,630 Ready? 82 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,532 -Ah! (screams) -(squishing) 83 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,368 -(squishing) -(screaming) 84 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,707 -Great juicin'! -Ruth: Yeah! 85 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,642 -Ready? -Yeah! 86 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,744 (gasps, then laughs) 87 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,546 -Oh-ho! -A masterpiece. 88 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,915 -Ready? Yeah! -Go! 89 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:13,552 -(squishing) -(both gasp, then laugh) 90 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,888 Uh, how you do even get all this juice into a glass? 91 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,658 Oh, you just scrape it up, and scoop it in. 92 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,326 All: Eww! 93 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,296 (groaning, laughing) 94 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:25,764 Lunch lady: Yeah... Yeah... 95 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,435 You know, it kind of looks like a unicorn got run over 96 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:31,837 -by a steamroller. -Yep! 97 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,538 (laughing) 98 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,107 Time for you to drink that up! 99 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,377 -We have to drink this? -No! 100 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,413 Listen, they juiced us a couple glasses earlier. Here. 101 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:44,583 -Drink these. -It's so perfect. Thank you. 102 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,319 Both: Bottoms up! 103 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:51,923 (audience exclaiming) 104 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:56,261 -(both laughing) -Both: Uck! 105 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:01,099 Let's hear it for these, for these juicing girls! 106 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:05,871 -Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! -(cheers and applause) 107 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,977 Oh! Greetings, ladies. 108 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:15,647 I come to you today not as your brother, or as your friend, 109 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:19,318 but as a new member of the student council 110 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,486 here to serve the needs of our student body. 111 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,722 Oh, bang-up job you're doing. 112 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,124 The school is serving us prison food now. 113 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:30,929 Ah, yes, I'd heard rumblings of this lunch food switcheroo, 114 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,098 which is why I got a jump start on this. 115 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,134 We're not in class right now. Don't make us read. 116 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,803 It's a petition. 117 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,938 I'm gathering signatures from all the students 118 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,707 upset with the new lunch sitch. 119 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,675 Humph. Hard pass. 120 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,477 I'll do it! I have a cute new signature 121 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,746 that I have been dying to test out. 122 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,048 Blair, you're seriously not gonna sign? 123 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,383 It takes two seconds. 124 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:54,653 Meh, I don't like getting involved in school politics. 125 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:57,022 People get so worked up and annoying. 126 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:00,359 Someday, you'll learn to care about someone other than yourself. 127 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:04,930 Me? Ha! Fat chance. Selfish till I die. 128 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,467 I hate to say it, 129 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,202 but I don't know what you're hoping to accomplish 130 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:12,237 with a bunch of names on a piece of paper. 131 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,539 If you really wanna get the school board's attention, 132 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:15,941 you should do something big. 133 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:19,044 A rally, a picket, a school strike. 134 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,747 Anything that shows them that we mean business. 135 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:25,250 (laughing) 136 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,219 Oh, Ruth, 137 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:29,755 when you're elected to the student council 138 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,724 by an overwhelming majority of your peers, 139 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:35,560 you can feel free to conduct your term however you please. 140 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,463 Anyway, I'm off to usher in change! Take care! 141 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,367 This school strike you mentioned, 142 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:44,369 what exactly is that? 143 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:48,140 Oh! It's a way to gain attention for a cause by refusing to go to class. 144 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,909 Mm! Wait. 145 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:54,546 You mean, I could cut class, and seem like a good person? 146 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,281 Yeah, I guess. 147 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,683 Well, then, call me Tom Brady, 148 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,719 'cause I'm about to throw a strike. 149 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,587 Tom Brady plays football. 150 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:05,157 Yeah, I don't-- I don't know sports. 151 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,259 ♪ 152 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:09,895 (bell ringing) 153 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,800 Blair Bennett, why are you not in English class? 154 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:17,436 Can't you read the sign? I'm on strike. 155 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,970 Strike for what? 156 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,306 Not happy with the new lunch, 157 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:24,476 and I ain't returning to class until the school fixes it. 158 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:27,612 Well... (scoffing) 159 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,481 We'll just see about that! 160 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,318 Whoa. It worked! 161 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:36,121 (chuckles) Activism rules. 162 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,323 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 163 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,694 ♪ 164 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,796 Hey, kids. How was school? 165 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,832 It was a delight! 166 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,334 School has become way more bearable 167 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,970 ever since I stopped going to class last week. 168 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,073 Honey, I'm happy you're standing up for a cause, 169 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:58,510 but I'm starting to question how much you really believe in this. 170 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,146 That's the thing-- she doesn't believe in it! 171 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,482 Like, very clearly does not believe in it. 172 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,850 Or anything, really. 173 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,620 She is completely devoid of beliefs. 174 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:14,459 You need to give people the opportunity to change, son. 175 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:17,863 Sometimes, you gotta stop kissing a duck 176 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,232 so it can finally become a swan. 177 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:23,168 -What? -Your father's trying out this new thing 178 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,870 where he makes up his own sayings, 179 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,638 but he's very, very bad at it. 180 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,206 Just you wait. 181 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,243 All I need is for one of these babies to catch on, and then, 182 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,445 I'll have impacted the way people communicate 183 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:34,946 for the rest of time. 184 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,215 You know what they say. 185 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,684 "If you French kiss a pigeon, 186 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:42,721 don't complain when your breath smell like worms." 187 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,523 Eww! What? 188 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,525 Are they all about kissing birds? 189 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,394 Most of them. Yeah. I really-- I just-- I, I, um, 190 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,062 I, I don't know what to do. 191 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,398 Can we focus here? 192 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,535 I'm making some real progress on this new lunch initiative 193 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,371 by going through the proper channels of student government, 194 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:02,908 and all anyone at school is talking about is Blair's stupid strike! 195 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,877 You're just jealous that I'm getting more attention than you. 196 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,446 I saw you weirdly peering around the corner 197 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,082 while that reporter was interviewing me earlier. 198 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,418 Pretty creepy stuff, chief. 199 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,687 Hold on. Blair, you were interviewed? 200 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:19,090 Yeah. I think it was for, like, the news, or something. 201 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,359 -(news theme plays over TV) -Oh! There is it right now. 202 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,428 But one student, Blair Bennett, said, 203 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,597 "Enough is enough," and has been on strike 204 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,499 for the past week. 205 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,268 So many kids think a strike is just when you 206 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,103 knock down all the pins in bowling. 207 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,639 But to me, it's so much more. 208 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,109 (phone ringing) 209 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,912 You're making a mockery of something 210 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,914 that's very important to our student body. 211 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,717 And clearly, nobody supports your strike. 212 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,119 Otherwise, they would've joined you by now! 213 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,754 (exhales) 214 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,190 That was "Global News Nightly." 215 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,225 They want Blair to come on their show. 216 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,594 -What? -Sweet! 217 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:58,096 You can take a hoot owl down to Smooch City-- 218 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,598 Byron, enough. 219 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:05,203 The viral trend, which has been dubbed "The Soda Fart Challenge," 220 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,805 has parents of teens everywhere 221 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,373 putting locks on their refrigerators. 222 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,774 Scary stuff. 223 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:13,044 We turn now to a young girl in Akron, Ohio, 224 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,648 who has launched a solo crusade against her school's lunches. 225 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,650 Joining us live via satellite 226 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,653 is that pint-sized provocateur: Blair Bennett. 227 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:25,490 Blair, why do you want to abolish the public school system? 228 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,726 What? I never said that. 229 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,662 -All I want is the school to give us not-gross foo-- -Here to comment further 230 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,597 is one of your teachers, Mr. Penworth. 231 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,399 (laughs) 232 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,135 Yes, I am... single. (chuckles) 233 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,671 Anyway, Blair Bennett is what we at the school 234 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,606 like to call a "troublemaker." 235 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,709 It's a term we created to help label specific children 236 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,645 who enjoy making trouble. 237 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:50,015 That's a pretty common term, Glen, but we appreciate the insight. 238 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,350 -Mr. Penworth doesn't even know what he's-- -School board president 239 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,252 Lorraine Crankhauser, welcome to the show. 240 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,588 I have a post here from one of Ms. Bennett's 241 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:59,190 social media accounts that reads, 242 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,093 "All my teachers are a bunch of busters 243 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,697 and they smell like funky egg salad. L-O-L." 244 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,866 (chuckles) Yeah. 245 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,501 Is that the type of message 246 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,536 you're trying to instill in our nation's youth, 247 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,138 Ms. Bennett? 248 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,840 What does that post have to do with my school strike? 249 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,943 I could be asking you the same thing. Blair's parents... 250 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,880 The hearts of America's moms and dads go out to you 251 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,349 for having to live with what some are now calling 252 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,218 "The Monster of the Midwest." 253 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,189 Uh, literally nobody is calling me that. Except you. 254 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,391 We actually support Blair, 255 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,560 and think it's important for kids to know 256 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:38,496 that they should stand up against injustice when they see it. 257 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:43,968 Yeah, Chip. We believe if you try to swap spit with a seagull, expect-- 258 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,571 Edgar Higgins, pleased to have you on the show again. 259 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:50,542 -Huh? -I said, we're pleased to have you on the show again. 260 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,744 -Oh. -What do you think of Ms. Bennett's 261 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,212 little publicity stunt? 262 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,247 It's shameful. That's what it is. 263 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,584 When I was her age, you know what they fed us? Mulch! 264 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,553 That's right. Same as you'd give a plant. 265 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,089 Every day, all we got was mulch. 266 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,790 Of course, that's how we all ended up 267 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,425 coming down with tree tongue. 268 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,928 But we sure as shoot never complained. 269 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,263 Who even is this guy? 270 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,499 Mr. Higgins is an angry old man 271 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,601 we bring on to comment about stuff. 272 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:19,537 And you'd better show him respect. 273 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,406 I really don't appreciate you 274 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,074 talking to my daughter that way. 275 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:27,445 (all chattering, arguing) 276 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,582 -She can speak her mind-- -My kids don't call me no more. 277 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,351 -I'm outta here. -Mr. Higgins: That's what I'm talkin' about-- 278 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,554 Coming up, does loving pasta actually make you un-American? 279 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,224 The answer might surprise you. It is "yes." 280 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,864 "Child activist Blair Bennett 281 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,298 "can't handle the heat, 282 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,234 and storms out of interview." 283 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,669 "Is Blair Bennett cracking under pressure?" 284 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:56,141 Ugh! These angry internet adults are brutal in the comments. 285 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,843 Man, our listeners were on fire today. 286 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,478 Just straight-up roasting Blair! 287 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,915 Yeah. And a lot of the burns were really good, too. 288 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,151 Well-thought-out zingers that if you heard 'em, 289 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,886 would've cut you to your core. 290 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,322 Which is exactly why I didn't have it on in this room. 291 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,624 Thanks, guys. 292 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,459 I think what she's doing is great! 293 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:15,693 I've been trying to raise awareness 294 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,729 about the very same thing for months! 295 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,430 What? No, you haven't. 296 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,933 -Your big cause is about how you want-- -(foghorn blares) 297 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,968 -Gator: Yeah! -What? 298 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,237 (exclaiming and cheering) 299 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,173 -I know! -(laughing) 300 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,808 Host: Time to vote again. 301 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,610 What is Gator's big cause? 302 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,512 It'll be fun, uh, 'cause I'm-- 303 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,515 They'll get to see what it looks like when a grown man cries! 304 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,184 -That's what! -(laughing) 305 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,852 Welcome back, you guys, 306 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,588 to what is now known as "Gator's Stunt." 307 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,657 -Yeah! -(exclaiming) 308 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,159 Host: Now, back to the scene. 309 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,328 Director: Action! 310 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:54,232 Gator, your big cause is about raising awareness 311 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,968 for chowing down with chinchillas! 312 00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,672 (all laughing, exclaiming) 313 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,340 -Byron (laughing): Yeah! -Owen: Yeah! 314 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,876 Oh, right! Most people don't know 315 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,945 that chinchillas hate eating alone. 316 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,448 That's why I formed the Chinchilla Chow Down Charity, 317 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,684 where volunteers dine with these little guys, 318 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:13,885 so they're not so lonely. 319 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,554 Today's my day to volunteer! 320 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,490 -Yeah! -(cheers and applause) 321 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,328 So, how does this help chinchillas eat? 322 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,763 I don't know. There was not much on the card. 323 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:26,865 (laughter) 324 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,701 So, I heard that chinchillas 'bout them berries, 325 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,536 -so, uh... -Rachel: Yeah! 326 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,071 This is a beard enhancement. 327 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,139 Oh, good! Thank you. Oh! 328 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,909 -(laughing) -Rachel: Yes! 329 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,511 I honestly don't know what a chinchilla is, 330 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,580 -but I hope they're small. -(laughter) 331 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,383 Come and get it, chinchillas! 332 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,152 -All: Yeah! -(cheers and applause) 333 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,388 -Aw! -Owen: Oh, wow! 334 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,656 Hi, little guys! 335 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,157 Byron: They're so cute! 336 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,560 Oh, my goodness. Aw! 337 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,564 Oh, they're like squirrel groundhogs. 338 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,567 -Ah! -Oh, he's going for it! He likes my recipe. 339 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,169 Chinchillas like to eat off chins. 340 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,605 Well, good thing I got a couple of 'em! 341 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,707 (all laughing) 342 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,411 -All: Oh! -He took it right off his beard. 343 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,780 -Gator: Oh, my goodness. -I dare you. 344 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,916 Put that half out of your mouth. 345 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,051 -Owen: Oh! -Byron: I'm not trying to force feed-- 346 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,053 Oh, it's a kiss! 347 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,389 (cheering, exclaiming) 348 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,991 I think I might be married to this chinchilla now. 349 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,062 Feast on me, my furry friends! 350 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,265 Yeah, this is both cute and disturbing. 351 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,734 That's pretty much what most of my ideas are. 352 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,136 (all laughing) 353 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,071 Give it up for Gator! 354 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,339 (cheers and applause) 355 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,274 -And the chinchillas! -Owen: Yeah! 356 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,777 I keep forgetting my one rule is, 357 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,012 to never ask Gator about his life. 358 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,448 (laughter) 359 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,151 It's not too late to just admit 360 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,786 this whole strike thing was a failure, 361 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:57,188 and, uh, let the student council do our thing. 362 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,756 Owen, no. 363 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,727 We Bennett-Blatts do not back down when things get tough. 364 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,762 Hon. 365 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,266 I know that having a bunch of random people on the internet 366 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,269 saying hurtful things about you can be overwhelming, 367 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,238 but just the fact that strangers even care 368 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,974 means it's working. 369 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,775 Hey, challenging authority 370 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,745 is never gonna be comfortable, or easy. 371 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,781 But no one ever made the news for keeping quiet. 372 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,855 Uh, it's the school board. 373 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,690 They're saying if Blair doesn't return to class tomorrow, 374 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,692 -she's gonna be expelled. -What? 375 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,864 This is ridiculous. 376 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,767 All the school board knows how to do is let down the students. 377 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,635 It's not just the prison food. 378 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,404 It's the gym with the leaky roof. 379 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,706 The bathroom stalls without doors. 380 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,942 The science lab that fell in the sink hole! 381 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,778 And now, when someone finally speaks up, 382 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,514 they try to silence them by threatening expulsion? 383 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,982 Pathetic. 384 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,985 Someday, I'm gonna run for school board president, 385 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,653 and I'll teach those chumps a thing or two 386 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,355 about how to treat kids! 387 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,124 (thwacks desk) 388 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,626 Whoa. Blair... 389 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,596 Do you actually care about this a little bit? 390 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,231 Pfft. No. 391 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,333 I care about this... 392 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,235 a lot a bit! 393 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,171 (cheers and applause) 394 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,875 ♪♪ 395 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,677 ♪ 396 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,046 (bell ringing) 397 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,048 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 398 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,749 We believe in you, Blair. 399 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,420 You do know that you and the other kids can join me? 400 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,222 -It actually might take some of the heat off-- -Yeah, sorry. 401 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,625 I only like to stand up for causes on social media. 402 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,728 That way, I can watch the revolution from the comfort of my bedroom. 403 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,697 Hashtag... Stand with Blair. 404 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,366 Well, good luck! 405 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,503 You good? 406 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,973 I don't know. What if all the crazy internet people are right? 407 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,744 I'm just one person. How can I change anything? 408 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,814 Blair, it only takes one shark 409 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,049 to close down an entire beach. 410 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,751 Hey, that was pretty good. 411 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,719 Yeah! I knew I'd get one! 412 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,422 -Wish me luck. -We're proud of you, honey. 413 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,391 -Thank you. -Not you. 414 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,535 -(sighs) -Come to give me another lecture? 415 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,237 Not quite. 416 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,407 (exhales) 417 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,312 I realized I got so caught up in proving 418 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,080 that my way was the only way, 419 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,783 I lost sight of the fact that we both have the same goal, 420 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,319 and our message is more meaningful when we're united, 421 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,420 instead of divided. 422 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,189 I'm on strike now, too. 423 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,027 Students (chanting): Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 424 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,130 Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 425 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,098 (chanting continues) 426 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,802 Ruth? 427 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,604 I'm ready to fight the power, too, 428 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,106 now that I'm a nameless face in the crowd. 429 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,943 Wow. I had no idea I was this inspiring! 430 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,980 -Thanks, Owen. -They can't expel all of us, right? 431 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,549 -(laughs) -(chanting continues) 432 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,286 I can't believe they expelled all of us. 433 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,156 Don't get too comfortable. 434 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,624 -We're gonna find you-- -(foghorn blares) 435 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,958 Whoa! 436 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,694 -(cheers and applause) -Aah! 437 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,466 Host: It's the final vote. 438 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,302 What chore should the kids do? 439 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,137 What the heck just happened? 440 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,906 -I feel like somethin' about to stink. -Yeah. 441 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,407 -(laughs) -Blair: Yeah. 442 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,311 Host: Votes are in. Let's go back to the scene. 443 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,580 Director: Action! 444 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,982 Okay, uh, don't get too comfortable. 445 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,118 Until we get you in a new school, 446 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,020 you're gonna have to earn your keep around here 447 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,022 by helping with more chores. 448 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:55,393 Today, we're taking care of the pest infestation 449 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,361 in the dishwasher. 450 00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,331 (exclaiming and cheering) 451 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,732 Byron: Aah! 452 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,334 Nooooo! 453 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,870 -(laughing) -Owen: Yeah, we should just move. 454 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,906 -That seems easier, right? -Good idea. I'm gonna light this on fire, 455 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,274 -and start the car. -Yeah. 456 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,777 (laughing) 457 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,580 Oh, I'm really hoping this is just an infestation 458 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,315 -of chinchillas. -Rachel: Same. 459 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,350 -All: Aah! -Okay... 460 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,919 (all screaming, shrieking) 461 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,121 No! No! 462 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,795 -Aah! -(Blair screaming) 463 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,830 Aah! I can't do it! 464 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,333 Aah! 465 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,902 (all screaming) 466 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,106 -(Byron speaking gibberish) -(all screaming) 467 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,977 This is worse than being expelled. 468 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,245 (laughing) 469 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,879 -Rachel: We got a jail break! -Owen: Aah! 470 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,450 (all screaming) 471 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,218 Byron: You got-- You got it. 472 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,087 (screaming) 473 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,657 -Byron: Look at this. -Aah! 474 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,395 Just get off of me, please! 475 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,297 Get off of me, please! 476 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,333 Get off of me! 477 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,669 -Get off of meeeeee! -Honey. Honey... 478 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,937 (laughing) 479 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,206 -Honey, we can do this one together. -Oh! Oh! Oh! 480 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,174 (Owen yelling) 481 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,044 -(all exclaiming, chattering) -Byron: You guys, look at this! Let's go! 482 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,013 It's not that bad! 483 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,448 -(screaming) -Here. Go, go, go, go! 484 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,550 Oh, my-- They're-- no! 485 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,119 I-- (screams) 486 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,588 -Oh! Oh! -Aah! Aah! Aah! 487 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,024 (Blair shrieks) 488 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,426 Blair: Oh! They're like, they're so sticky! 489 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,295 Byron: I feel like they're making babies right now! 490 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,063 -(screaming) -(laughing) 491 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,131 (doorbell rings) 492 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,732 Oh, there's someone at the door. 493 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,334 Aah. Coming! 494 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,635 (door opens) 495 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,405 -Mr. Penworth. -What's the hap, Bennett-Blatts? 496 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,107 Uh, nothing. We were just, um, 497 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,809 emptying the dishwasher. 498 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:56,480 I'm expelled, so you hold no power over me, Glen. 499 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,116 -I, uh, wouldn't be so sure about that-- -Oh, watch your-- 500 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,152 -Watch your step. -Oh! 501 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,922 Uh, you see, the media picked up on the story 502 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,558 about the school board expelling the entire student body, 503 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,628 and apparently, the public is more sympathetic 504 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:13,297 to a large group of children than a governmental committee. 505 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,232 (laughs) Ahem. 506 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,501 So, um, as a result of the backlash, 507 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:20,004 the school board voted to un-expel all the kids 508 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,372 and give into your demands. 509 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,873 You have your old lunches back! 510 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,142 -Yes! -You did it, Blair. 511 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,511 No. We did it. 512 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,552 Actually, it was mostly me... but a little bit of you. 513 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,655 Wait. Does this mean I have to go back to class? 514 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,957 -It sure does! -Ugh! 515 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,559 Hey, Owen, 516 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:44,161 are there any other injustices in the world 517 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,329 that I can strike about? 518 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:49,200 Nope. That was the last one. 519 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,035 (sighs) 520 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:54,572 Aaaaaand, that's our show! 521 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,173 -Woo! -(all cheering and applauding) 522 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:59,677 -You guys have been a great audience! -Yes! 523 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:01,912 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 524 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,017 ♪♪ 525 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,723 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 526 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,595 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 527 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,268 ♪♪ 528 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:33,209 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪