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♪ Na na na na
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Tobie:
Welcome to
"Just Roll With It"!
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♪♪
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♪ Na na na na
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-Let me tell you something.
Just roll with it!
-Just roll with it!
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-(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na na
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(all cheering)
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Welcome to
"Just Roll With It"!
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(cheers and applause)
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When we hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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Our voting audience
has the ability to change
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what we do in scenes
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through the power
of democracy!
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(cheers and applause)
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And whatever happens,
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-we'll have to--
-Wait, what--
What are you doing?
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Wrapping up the intro
so we can start the show!
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(chuckles) Uh, yeah, but
nothing funny or interesting
happened.
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I know, I know.
But it all feels so forced.
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It's like, we get it.
Some weird character comes out,
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they do something silly,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Let's just get on with it!
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Come on.
That doesn't always happen--
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-(western music plays)
-Yee-haw!
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Whoa!
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Howdy, folks!
It's me, Wade,
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the "Just Roll With It"
cowboy.
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(through gritted teeth):
Not now, Wade.
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-What'd I say?
-Suzi: All right,
all right. Well,
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if you wanna do just some
regular old vanilla intro--
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And whatever happens,
we'll have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(cheers and applause)
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♪
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♪
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-Students!
-(tapping)
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Listen up. I have two very
exciting pieces of news.
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First, as you might've noticed,
I have decided to become...
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a hat guy.
(laughs)
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I finally feel like me,
you know?
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(sighs) Second,
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I am pleased to announce
that the school
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has a new
food supplier:
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the Akron County
Correctional Facility!
Yay!
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Uh, quick question, here.
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Why are we getting
our food from a prison?
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Ah. Well, the school board
slashed our funding,
so we figured,
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what better way to
save money around here
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than serving you rugrats
day-old prison grub?
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Mwah! Bon appetit!
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-(Blair sighs)
-Ugh!
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This is even worse than
when the school started that m--
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-(foghorn blares)
-(screaming)
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Host:
It's time for the first vote.
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What has the school done
to try to save money?
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-At least we're in this
together!
-(whimpers)
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Host:
Let's go back to the scene.
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I can't believe the school
is making us squeeze
our own juice for lunch,
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and claiming it's a part
of P.E.
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-(laughing)
-(cheers and applause)
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All right, kids!
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It's time to make
the juice for lunch,
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and our mandatory exercise.
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(whistle blows loudly)
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-Ow!
-You know the drill!
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(cheers and applause)
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The two things I hate the most:
juice, and exercise.
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First, you're gonna
pick your fruit.
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Then, you're gonna
cut up your fruit,
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and stuff it into the
P.E. Squeezer Juice Bags,
okay?
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Then, you're gonna do
your squats on those bags
filled with fruit,
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and luckily,
we already filled 'em!
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All right?
So get to juicin'!
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(cheers and applause)
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Ready?
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-Ah! (screams)
-(squishing)
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-(squishing)
-(screaming)
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-Great juicin'!
-Ruth: Yeah!
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-Ready?
-Yeah!
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(gasps, then laughs)
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-Oh-ho!
-A masterpiece.
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-Ready? Yeah!
-Go!
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-(squishing)
-(both gasp, then laugh)
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Uh, how you do even
get all this juice into
a glass?
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Oh, you just scrape it up,
and scoop it in.
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All: Eww!
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(groaning, laughing)
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Lunch lady:
Yeah... Yeah...
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You know, it kind of looks like
a unicorn got run over
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-by a steamroller.
-Yep!
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(laughing)
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Time for you to drink that up!
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-We have to drink this?
-No!
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Listen, they juiced us
a couple glasses earlier. Here.
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-Drink these.
-It's so perfect. Thank you.
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Both:
Bottoms up!
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(audience exclaiming)
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-(both laughing)
-Both: Uck!
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Let's hear it for these,
for these juicing girls!
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-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
-(cheers and applause)
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Oh! Greetings, ladies.
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I come to you today
not as your brother,
or as your friend,
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but as a new member
of the student council
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here to serve the needs
of our student body.
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Oh, bang-up job you're doing.
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The school is serving us
prison food now.
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Ah, yes, I'd heard rumblings
of this lunch food switcheroo,
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which is why I got
a jump start on this.
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We're not in class right now.
Don't make us read.
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It's a petition.
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I'm gathering signatures
from all the students
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upset with the new lunch sitch.
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Humph. Hard pass.
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I'll do it! I have a
cute new signature
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that I have been
dying to test out.
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Blair, you're seriously
not gonna sign?
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It takes two seconds.
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Meh, I don't like getting
involved in school politics.
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People get so worked up
and annoying.
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Someday, you'll learn to
care about someone
other than yourself.
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Me? Ha! Fat chance.
Selfish till I die.
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I hate to say it,
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but I don't know what
you're hoping to accomplish
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with a bunch of names
on a piece of paper.
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If you really wanna get
the school board's attention,
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you should do something big.
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A rally, a picket,
a school strike.
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Anything that shows them
that we mean business.
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(laughing)
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Oh, Ruth,
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when you're elected to
the student council
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by an overwhelming majority
of your peers,
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you can feel free to conduct
your term however you please.
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Anyway, I'm off to usher
in change! Take care!
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This school strike
you mentioned,
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what exactly is that?
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Oh! It's a way to gain attention
for a cause by refusing
to go to class.
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Mm! Wait.
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You mean, I could cut class,
and seem like a good person?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Well, then, call me Tom Brady,
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'cause I'm about
to throw a strike.
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Tom Brady plays football.
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Yeah, I don't--
I don't know sports.
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(bell ringing)
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Blair Bennett, why are you
not in English class?
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Can't you read the sign?
I'm on strike.
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Strike for what?
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Not happy with the new lunch,
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and I ain't returning to class
until the school fixes it.
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Well... (scoffing)
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We'll just see about that!
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Whoa. It worked!
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(chuckles)
Activism rules.
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♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
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♪
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Hey, kids.
How was school?
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It was a delight!
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School has become
way more bearable
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ever since I stopped going
to class last week.
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Honey, I'm happy you're
standing up for a cause,
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but I'm starting to question
how much you really believe
in this.
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That's the thing--
she doesn't believe in it!
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Like, very clearly
does not believe in it.
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Or anything, really.
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She is completely
devoid of beliefs.
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You need to give people
the opportunity to change, son.
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Sometimes, you gotta
stop kissing a duck
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so it can finally become a swan.
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-What?
-Your father's trying out
this new thing
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where he makes up
his own sayings,
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but he's very, very bad at it.
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Just you wait.
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All I need is for one of these
babies to catch on, and then,
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I'll have impacted the way
people communicate
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for the rest of time.
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You know what they say.
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"If you French kiss a pigeon,
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don't complain when your breath
smell like worms."
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Eww! What?
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Are they all about
kissing birds?
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Most of them. Yeah.
I really-- I just-- I, I, um,
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I, I don't know what to do.
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Can we focus here?
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I'm making some real progress
on this new lunch initiative
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by going through the proper
channels of student government,
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and all anyone at school
is talking about is
Blair's stupid strike!
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You're just jealous
that I'm getting more
attention than you.
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I saw you weirdly
peering around the corner
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while that reporter was
interviewing me earlier.
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Pretty creepy stuff, chief.
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Hold on. Blair,
you were interviewed?
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Yeah. I think it was for,
like, the news, or something.
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-(news theme plays over TV)
-Oh! There is it right now.
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But one student,
Blair Bennett, said,
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"Enough is enough,"
and has been on strike
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for the past week.
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So many kids think
a strike is just when you
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knock down all the pins
in bowling.
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But to me, it's so much more.
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(phone ringing)
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You're making a mockery
of something
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that's very important
to our student body.
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And clearly, nobody
supports your strike.
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Otherwise, they would've
joined you by now!
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(exhales)
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That was "Global News Nightly."
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They want Blair to
come on their show.
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-What?
-Sweet!
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You can take a hoot owl
down to Smooch City--
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Byron, enough.
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The viral trend,
which has been dubbed
"The Soda Fart Challenge,"
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has parents of teens
everywhere
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putting locks on
their refrigerators.
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Scary stuff.
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We turn now to a young girl
in Akron, Ohio,
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who has launched a solo crusade
against her school's lunches.
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Joining us live via satellite
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is that pint-sized provocateur:
Blair Bennett.
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Blair, why do you want to
abolish the public school
system?
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What? I never said that.
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-All I want is the school
to give us not-gross foo--
-Here to comment further
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is one of your teachers,
Mr. Penworth.
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(laughs)
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Yes, I am...
single. (chuckles)
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Anyway, Blair Bennett
is what we at the school
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like to call
a "troublemaker."
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It's a term we
created to help label
specific children
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who enjoy
making trouble.
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That's a pretty common term,
Glen, but we appreciate
the insight.
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-Mr. Penworth doesn't
even know what he's--
-School board president
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Lorraine Crankhauser,
welcome to the show.
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I have a post here from
one of Ms. Bennett's
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social media accounts
that reads,
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"All my teachers are
a bunch of busters
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and they smell like
funky egg salad. L-O-L."
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(chuckles) Yeah.
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Is that the
type of message
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you're trying to instill
in our nation's youth,
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Ms. Bennett?
248
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What does that post
have to do with
my school strike?
249
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I could be asking you
the same thing.
Blair's parents...
250
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The hearts of America's
moms and dads go out to you
251
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,349
for having to live with
what some are now calling
252
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"The Monster of the Midwest."
253
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,189
Uh, literally nobody
is calling me that.
Except you.
254
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,391
We actually support Blair,
255
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,560
and think it's important
for kids to know
256
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that they should stand up
against injustice when
they see it.
257
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:43,968
Yeah, Chip. We believe
if you try to swap spit
with a seagull, expect--
258
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,571
Edgar Higgins, pleased to
have you on the show again.
259
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:50,542
-Huh?
-I said, we're pleased to
have you on the show again.
260
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,744
-Oh.
-What do you think of
Ms. Bennett's
261
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,212
little publicity stunt?
262
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,247
It's shameful.
That's what it is.
263
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When I was her age,
you know what they fed us?
Mulch!
264
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,553
That's right.
Same as you'd
give a plant.
265
00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,089
Every day,
all we got was mulch.
266
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,790
Of course, that's how
we all ended up
267
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,425
coming down with
tree tongue.
268
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,928
But we sure as shoot
never complained.
269
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Who even is this guy?
270
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,499
Mr. Higgins is an angry old man
271
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we bring on to comment
about stuff.
272
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And you'd better
show him respect.
273
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,406
I really don't
appreciate you
274
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,074
talking to my daughter
that way.
275
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:27,445
(all chattering, arguing)
276
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,582
-She can speak her mind--
-My kids don't call me no more.
277
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,351
-I'm outta here.
-Mr. Higgins: That's what
I'm talkin' about--
278
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Coming up, does loving pasta
actually make you un-American?
279
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The answer might surprise you.
It is "yes."
280
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"Child activist Blair Bennett
281
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,298
"can't handle the heat,
282
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,234
and storms out of interview."
283
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,669
"Is Blair Bennett cracking
under pressure?"
284
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:56,141
Ugh! These angry internet adults
are brutal in the comments.
285
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,843
Man, our listeners
were on fire today.
286
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,478
Just straight-up roasting Blair!
287
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,915
Yeah. And a lot of the burns
were really good, too.
288
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,151
Well-thought-out zingers
that if you heard 'em,
289
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,886
would've cut you to your core.
290
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,322
Which is exactly why I didn't
have it on in this room.
291
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,624
Thanks, guys.
292
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,459
I think what
she's doing is great!
293
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I've been trying
to raise awareness
294
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,729
about the very same thing
for months!
295
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,430
What? No, you haven't.
296
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,933
-Your big cause is
about how you want--
-(foghorn blares)
297
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,968
-Gator: Yeah!
-What?
298
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,237
(exclaiming and cheering)
299
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,173
-I know!
-(laughing)
300
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,808
Host:
Time to vote again.
301
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,610
What is Gator's big cause?
302
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,512
It'll be fun, uh,
'cause I'm--
303
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,515
They'll get to see
what it looks like when
a grown man cries!
304
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,184
-That's what!
-(laughing)
305
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,852
Welcome back, you guys,
306
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,588
to what is now known as
"Gator's Stunt."
307
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,657
-Yeah!
-(exclaiming)
308
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,159
Host:
Now, back to the scene.
309
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,328
Director:
Action!
310
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:54,232
Gator, your big cause is
about raising awareness
311
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,968
for chowing down
with chinchillas!
312
00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,672
(all laughing, exclaiming)
313
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,340
-Byron (laughing): Yeah!
-Owen: Yeah!
314
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,876
Oh, right!
Most people don't know
315
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,945
that chinchillas
hate eating alone.
316
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,448
That's why I formed the
Chinchilla Chow Down Charity,
317
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,684
where volunteers dine
with these little guys,
318
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:13,885
so they're not so lonely.
319
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,554
Today's my day to volunteer!
320
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,490
-Yeah!
-(cheers and applause)
321
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,328
So, how does this help
chinchillas eat?
322
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,763
I don't know. There was
not much on the card.
323
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:26,865
(laughter)
324
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,701
So, I heard that chinchillas
'bout them berries,
325
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,536
-so, uh...
-Rachel: Yeah!
326
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,071
This is a beard enhancement.
327
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,139
Oh, good! Thank you. Oh!
328
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,909
-(laughing)
-Rachel: Yes!
329
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,511
I honestly don't know
what a chinchilla is,
330
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,580
-but I hope they're small.
-(laughter)
331
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,383
Come and get it, chinchillas!
332
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,152
-All: Yeah!
-(cheers and applause)
333
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,388
-Aw!
-Owen: Oh, wow!
334
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,656
Hi, little guys!
335
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,157
Byron:
They're so cute!
336
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,560
Oh, my goodness.
Aw!
337
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,564
Oh, they're like
squirrel groundhogs.
338
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,567
-Ah!
-Oh, he's going for it!
He likes my recipe.
339
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,169
Chinchillas like to
eat off chins.
340
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,605
Well, good thing I got
a couple of 'em!
341
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,707
(all laughing)
342
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,411
-All: Oh!
-He took it right off his beard.
343
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,780
-Gator: Oh, my goodness.
-I dare you.
344
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,916
Put that half out of your mouth.
345
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,051
-Owen: Oh!
-Byron: I'm not trying
to force feed--
346
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,053
Oh, it's a kiss!
347
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,389
(cheering, exclaiming)
348
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,991
I think I might be married
to this chinchilla now.
349
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,062
Feast on me,
my furry friends!
350
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,265
Yeah, this is both cute
and disturbing.
351
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,734
That's pretty much what
most of my ideas are.
352
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,136
(all laughing)
353
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,071
Give it up for Gator!
354
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,339
(cheers and applause)
355
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,274
-And the chinchillas!
-Owen: Yeah!
356
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,777
I keep forgetting
my one rule is,
357
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,012
to never ask Gator
about his life.
358
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,448
(laughter)
359
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,151
It's not too late to just admit
360
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,786
this whole strike thing
was a failure,
361
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:57,188
and, uh, let the student council
do our thing.
362
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,756
Owen, no.
363
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,727
We Bennett-Blatts
do not back down
when things get tough.
364
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,762
Hon.
365
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,266
I know that having a bunch of
random people on the internet
366
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,269
saying hurtful things about you
can be overwhelming,
367
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,238
but just the fact that
strangers even care
368
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,974
means it's working.
369
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,775
Hey, challenging authority
370
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,745
is never gonna be
comfortable, or easy.
371
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,781
But no one ever made the news
for keeping quiet.
372
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,855
Uh, it's the school board.
373
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,690
They're saying if Blair doesn't
return to class tomorrow,
374
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,692
-she's gonna be expelled.
-What?
375
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,864
This is ridiculous.
376
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,767
All the school board
knows how to do is
let down the students.
377
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,635
It's not just the prison food.
378
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,404
It's the gym with
the leaky roof.
379
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,706
The bathroom stalls
without doors.
380
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,942
The science lab that fell
in the sink hole!
381
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,778
And now, when someone
finally speaks up,
382
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,514
they try to silence them
by threatening expulsion?
383
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,982
Pathetic.
384
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,985
Someday, I'm gonna run
for school board president,
385
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,653
and I'll teach those chumps
a thing or two
386
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,355
about how to treat kids!
387
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,124
(thwacks desk)
388
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,626
Whoa. Blair...
389
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,596
Do you actually care
about this a little bit?
390
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,231
Pfft. No.
391
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,333
I care about this...
392
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,235
a lot a bit!
393
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,171
(cheers and applause)
394
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,875
♪♪
395
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,677
♪
396
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,046
(bell ringing)
397
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,048
♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
398
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,749
We believe in you, Blair.
399
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,420
You do know that you and
the other kids can join me?
400
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,222
-It actually might take
some of the heat off--
-Yeah, sorry.
401
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,625
I only like to stand up
for causes on social media.
402
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,728
That way, I can watch
the revolution from the
comfort of my bedroom.
403
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,697
Hashtag... Stand with Blair.
404
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,366
Well, good luck!
405
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,503
You good?
406
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,973
I don't know.
What if all the crazy
internet people are right?
407
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,744
I'm just one person.
How can I change anything?
408
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,814
Blair, it only takes one shark
409
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,049
to close down an entire beach.
410
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,751
Hey, that was pretty good.
411
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,719
Yeah! I knew I'd get one!
412
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,422
-Wish me luck.
-We're proud of you, honey.
413
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,391
-Thank you.
-Not you.
414
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,535
-(sighs)
-Come to give me
another lecture?
415
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,237
Not quite.
416
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,407
(exhales)
417
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,312
I realized I got
so caught up in proving
418
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,080
that my way was the only way,
419
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,783
I lost sight of the fact that
we both have the same goal,
420
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,319
and our message is more
meaningful when we're united,
421
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,420
instead of divided.
422
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,189
I'm on strike now, too.
423
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,027
Students (chanting):
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
424
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,130
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
425
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,098
(chanting continues)
426
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,802
Ruth?
427
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,604
I'm ready to fight
the power, too,
428
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,106
now that I'm a nameless
face in the crowd.
429
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,943
Wow. I had no idea
I was this inspiring!
430
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,980
-Thanks, Owen.
-They can't expel all of us,
right?
431
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,549
-(laughs)
-(chanting continues)
432
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,286
I can't believe
they expelled all of us.
433
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,156
Don't get too comfortable.
434
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,624
-We're gonna find you--
-(foghorn blares)
435
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,958
Whoa!
436
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,694
-(cheers and applause)
-Aah!
437
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,466
Host:
It's the final vote.
438
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,302
What chore should
the kids do?
439
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,137
What the heck just happened?
440
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,906
-I feel like somethin'
about to stink.
-Yeah.
441
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,407
-(laughs)
-Blair: Yeah.
442
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,311
Host:
Votes are in.
Let's go back to the scene.
443
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,580
Director:
Action!
444
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,982
Okay, uh, don't get
too comfortable.
445
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,118
Until we get you
in a new school,
446
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,020
you're gonna have to
earn your keep around here
447
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,022
by helping with more chores.
448
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:55,393
Today, we're taking care
of the pest infestation
449
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,361
in the dishwasher.
450
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,331
(exclaiming and cheering)
451
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,732
Byron: Aah!
452
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,334
Nooooo!
453
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,870
-(laughing)
-Owen:
Yeah, we should just move.
454
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,906
-That seems easier, right?
-Good idea. I'm gonna
light this on fire,
455
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,274
-and start the car.
-Yeah.
456
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,777
(laughing)
457
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,580
Oh, I'm really hoping
this is just an infestation
458
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,315
-of chinchillas.
-Rachel: Same.
459
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,350
-All: Aah!
-Okay...
460
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,919
(all screaming, shrieking)
461
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,121
No! No!
462
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,795
-Aah!
-(Blair screaming)
463
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,830
Aah! I can't do it!
464
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,333
Aah!
465
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,902
(all screaming)
466
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,106
-(Byron speaking gibberish)
-(all screaming)
467
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,977
This is worse than
being expelled.
468
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,245
(laughing)
469
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,879
-Rachel: We got a jail break!
-Owen: Aah!
470
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,450
(all screaming)
471
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,218
Byron:
You got-- You got it.
472
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,087
(screaming)
473
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,657
-Byron: Look at this.
-Aah!
474
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,395
Just get off of me, please!
475
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,297
Get off of me, please!
476
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,333
Get off of me!
477
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,669
-Get off of meeeeee!
-Honey. Honey...
478
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,937
(laughing)
479
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,206
-Honey, we can do
this one together.
-Oh! Oh! Oh!
480
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,174
(Owen yelling)
481
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,044
-(all exclaiming, chattering)
-Byron: You guys, look at this!
Let's go!
482
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,013
It's not that bad!
483
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,448
-(screaming)
-Here. Go, go, go, go!
484
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,550
Oh, my--
They're-- no!
485
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,119
I-- (screams)
486
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,588
-Oh! Oh!
-Aah! Aah! Aah!
487
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,024
(Blair shrieks)
488
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,426
Blair:
Oh! They're like,
they're so sticky!
489
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,295
Byron:
I feel like they're
making babies right now!
490
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,063
-(screaming)
-(laughing)
491
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,131
(doorbell rings)
492
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,732
Oh, there's someone
at the door.
493
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,334
Aah. Coming!
494
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,635
(door opens)
495
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,405
-Mr. Penworth.
-What's the hap,
Bennett-Blatts?
496
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,107
Uh, nothing.
We were just, um,
497
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,809
emptying the dishwasher.
498
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:56,480
I'm expelled, so you hold
no power over me, Glen.
499
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,116
-I, uh, wouldn't be so sure
about that--
-Oh, watch your--
500
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,152
-Watch your step.
-Oh!
501
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,922
Uh, you see, the media
picked up on the story
502
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,558
about the school board
expelling the entire
student body,
503
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,628
and apparently, the public
is more sympathetic
504
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:13,297
to a large group of children
than a governmental committee.
505
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,232
(laughs) Ahem.
506
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,501
So, um, as a result
of the backlash,
507
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:20,004
the school board voted
to un-expel all the kids
508
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,372
and give into your demands.
509
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,873
You have your old lunches back!
510
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,142
-Yes!
-You did it, Blair.
511
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,511
No. We did it.
512
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,552
Actually, it was mostly me...
but a little bit of you.
513
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,655
Wait. Does this mean
I have to go back to class?
514
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,957
-It sure does!
-Ugh!
515
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,559
Hey, Owen,
516
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:44,161
are there any other
injustices in the world
517
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,329
that I can strike about?
518
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:49,200
Nope. That was the last one.
519
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,035
(sighs)
520
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:54,572
Aaaaaand, that's our show!
521
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,173
-Woo!
-(all cheering and applauding)
522
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:59,677
-You guys have been
a great audience!
-Yes!
523
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:01,912
♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
524
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,017
♪♪
525
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,723
♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
526
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,595
♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
527
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,268
♪♪
528
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:33,209
♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪