Welcome to "just roll with it!"
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(shouting and cheering)
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♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
got your back.
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all: Just roll with it!
-(bell ringing) -(children cheering)
♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
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(cast cheering)
woo!
Welcome to "just roll with it!"
-suzi: Yeah! -(cheering)
uh, we wanted to do something
a little special for you tonight
and rap the intro!
-(all cheering) -(on pa): Dj lela b,
drop that beat!
Um, I can't actually
control the music tonight.
My dj equipment's in the shop.
What the heck are your headphones plugged into?
A banana?
(nervous laugh) but you were moving your hands around
like you were cooking up some funky fresh beats.
Yeah...
I'm just knitting.
-(ramon laughs nervously) -(audience laughing)
I wish we'd known this ahead of time
because you kinda killed our bit here.
My bad. If you want a tiny knit hat--
-we're good. -(laughter)
when we hear this sound...
(foghorn)
our voting audience gets to decide
on what happens to us in scenes!
-Yeah! -(applause, cheering)
and whatever happens, we'll have to...
All: Just roll with it!
(cheering)
♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
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hey, look who I brought home.
Hey there, little fella!
Or... Gal.
-I don't know how to check for its bits. -(laughs)
owen: Uh, dad,
meet julius cheeser--
-(foghorn) -(cheering)
-I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! -(applause)
oh!
No! (laughs)
producer: Alright! It's time to choose what animal
does owen have to pet-sit
for the rest of the episode?
-Tobie: So, what do we think it is? -I think it's a snake.
-Something real big, like a buffalo. -(laughter)
producer: And there's an extra choice.
Vote on the animal's name.
Owen, we're gonna start this scene with you blindfolded.
-Kaylin: Oh! -No, no!
Producer: Now, let's get back to the scene.
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director: Action.
Oh!
(laughter)
-(bell ringing) -(audience cheering)
uh, meet hammy hogwarts,
-class baby pig. -(bell ringing)
(applause)
-(clears throat) -okay, how do we do this? Like-- (laughs)
-I've never held a pig before. -Alright.
-Hold up, hammy. -(pig grunts)
(laughter)
byron: Alright, let's go! We can do this! We can do this!
Owen: We're both in this together, okay?
-Yeah, son, look at us. Look at us raising a pig. -Yes. Yes!
-Uh, he's so cute, I think I'm suddenly a vegan. (laughs) -(squeals)
yeah.
Well, dad, meet hammy hogwarts,
-class baby pig. -(tiny oink)
uh, it's my week to watch him, as you can see.
That piglet better not leave a dumplet on the rug.
Hammy hogwarts, meet byron blatt, house human.
You might recognize his voice from the radio.
Oh, I didn't know I was meeting no fan.
Hey! (laughs)
hey, owen. How was--
-(squealing) -oh! Oh! You brought home a friend, huh?
-Tiny... -(oinking)
farting friend.
-(laughs) -that's cool. Cool, cool, cool. That's very cool.
Hold up. Are you afraid of this
cute...
-Prickly... (laughs) -(squeals)
oinkly baby pig?
(laughs) no.
-Then why don't you hold-- -no, get that
-four-legged demon away from me! -(laughs)
wow. This is incredible.
I finally get to be the brave parent.
-Hi, parents. Bye, parents. -Uh, where you going?
We're headed to school to see the a cappella group perform.
What? You are?
(laughs) this is great!
Ah, my little girl is growing up and developing
the same interests as me.
Oh, blair, I cannot wait to be your guide
through the wonderful world of music-less singing.
Lemme stop you right there.
A cappella is a total cringe-fest.
The only reason I agreed to go
is because ruth wants to, and last week,
we did what I wanted to do.
Throw rocks at an abandoned barn for four hours.
I knocked out all the windows.
-Come on, ruth, let's dip. -Okay, well...
♪ keep an open ♪
♪ mind, mind, mind, mind ♪
♪ you might find you like it-- ♪
-ooh. -No. Cute pig.
♪ ♪
good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
I'm faculty advisor, dream maker,
and self-appointed super senior vice principal,
mr. Penworth. (laughs)
(clapping trails off)
well. I assumed there would be applause.
Oh, it's fine. (clears throat)
without further ado, it is my distinct honor
to present a group that doesn't just snap. It slaps.
-(clang) -ah. (grunts)
let's put our hands together for the g-sharks!
-(applause) -woo!
♪ heya ♪
♪ bum di heya, oh yeah ♪
♪ heydi heydi ha, oh yeah ♪
there's so much uncool stuff going on,
it's hard to know where to begin.
♪ heya, bum di heya ♪
ooh! Milo thorn!
The lead vocalist is about to do a solo.
Ten bucks this milo character has food in his teeth and...
♪ ♪
...Big stupid gorgeous eyes
in his dumb, perfectly symmetrical face.
Wait, what! I feel like you're just complimenting him.
Pfft, not even. This chump's getting roasted.
♪ it's my time to sing to you ♪
♪ look into your eyes and count to two ♪
one... Two.
-(inaudible) -♪ that's not enough, don't you see ♪
♪ I'm a g-shark, and I want you close to me ♪
oh, I want you close so I can stare
-into those haunting brown eyes. -(singing continues)
uh, you're acting really strange, blair.
-I know. -You okay? Do you have a fever?
I wish. This is so much worse.
Ruth, I think I have a...
Crush. Oh...
♪ whoa, whoa ♪
♪ yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪
(applause, cheering)
-ah! -Encore! That was amazing!
♪ ♪
(audience cheering)
I rehearsed all week
with this hamster. And then,
-this happened. (laughs) -(oink)
♪ ♪
-morning, blair! -Ah! Ruth,
what are you doing here so early?
-How'd you get in? -Eh, there's a storm drain down the street
that connects to your cellar.
Wait, have you been here all night?
No, I'm not crazy.
Just since sunrise.
By the way, your mom talks in her sleep.
Like, a lot.
She has a dark past. It's eating her up inside. So, what's up?
I wanted to talk about last night.
Oh. Yeah.
That was very weird and random and out of character,
and we should just agree it never happened.
But it did happen! We're 13. It's totally normal.
And I'm so excited for your first crush,
I even outlined our entire future together.
Behold!
Wow...
So much... Crazy on one board.
Ruth: You're with milo. Here's a pic of the two of you.
What an adorable power couple!
It lays out perfectly.
First, we group hang, then it's a hop, skip, and a jump
to a joint wedding.
Houses on the cul-de-sac, two kids, and, eventually,
being spoon-fed soft foods together in a senior center
as we both drift off into the fog of twilight.
Okay. Well, I appreciate
all the effort you've put into this... Thing.
Oh hi, ruth. What are you girls gabbing about?
Oh, oh, oh...
A cappella and vision boards?
Hot diggity dog, blair.
-You're becoming a mini-me. -Mom, don't look!
(grunts)
it's not a vision board. It's our science project,
but we're going in a different direction.
Come on, ruth.
-Oh! Grab the backpack. -Okay.
-(panting) bye, mom! -Bye, honey.
Whoa! Oh! Code red! Code red!
Byron: What? What? What?
The, the, the...
The t-teeny tiny pig has gone awol.
Hammy hogwarts?!
No, I can't show up to school without him.
I-I-I, uh, must not have properly latched the door
after giving him his nightly deep tissue massage.
(rattling)
it's coming from inside the house.
Hammy is in the vents. We're coming for you, buddy!
As the brave, heroic parent in this family,
I will courageously climb into the vent
and rescue that innocent baby pig.
Step aside, owen!
Thanks for taking one for the team, dad.
I've got my good khakis on.
(rattling)
yeah.
I think I hear him.
(grunting, straining)
I just need to...
Crawl a little bit further.
What's going on? Do you have him?
I do not!
It seems I'm stuck!
-(grunts) -I'll go down to the basement and grab the prying bar.
-Stay there. -Won't be a problem!
Rachel: I see the prying bar! It's in the crawlspace!
Just gotta shimmy through here really quick-- uh!
My foot!
(grunting)
(grunt, panting)
-oh boy. -Did you get it?!
I'm afraid not! It appears
I am also stuck!
(sighs) I'll text gator to come over.
-(oinking) -did you hear that?
-Huh?! -What?!
I think hammy has moved behind the walls!
Uh, I know!
If I wedge open that loose panel in the closet,
I can shimmy between the walls over to him!
I can't say our family has
a strong track record with this type of thing,
but go for it!
(grunts) lemme see!
I believe in you, son!
I-I feel something!
-I feel... I feel... -(creaking)
stuck!
(groans)
ah!
(screaming)
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ruth, you've got to chill about this whole milo thing.
Yes, I think he's kinda cute.
Yes, I see his face every time I close my eyes,
and yes, I did notice the sunlight
bouncing off his frosted tips during math class today.
But, this is new and strange,
and I just need a moment to process.
Girl, I'm here for you. We are going to take
this whole crush thing nice and slow.
Now... Pick a scrunchie to give to milo.
Then he'll give you his hoodie,
-and then that means you're together! -Says who?
Terra dean in the eighth grade.
Ruth, I don't even know if I wanna go out with him.
I swear, I won't tell a soul
that my best friend, blair myrtle bennett,
has a crush on milo thorn!
(indistinct whispering)
(whispering)
(gasps)
blair bennett has a crush on milo thorn?
And her middle name is myrtle? Now, that's juicy!
I am so sorry.
Hey, why is everyone staring at me,
glancing at blair, then looking back at me?
(indistinct whispering)
it's not true! If I really liked milo, would I do this?
(ruth gasps)
blair myrtle! Did you just agua assault
a fellow student?
You are in serious trouble, missy.
Okay. Who's up for another round of telephone?
Huh? No?
♪ ♪
(crowd cheering, applause)
(inaudible)
♪ ♪
(knocking)
hello?
Bennett-blatts?
-Anyone home? -We're here!
-Where? -Crawlspace!
-Vent! -Wall!
(foghorn)
-oh! -(cheering)
(laughing)
-(laughs) -(applause)
(laughing)
producer: Time to vote again!
Who does byron meet in the air vent?
Now, byron, we're gonna have a new line for you to read
off a card inside the vent.
-Oh, don't look so scared, hon. -(laughter)
bring it, bring it, bring it!
Producer: Okay, let's get back to the scene!
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director: Action.
Blair! Mr. Penworth!
Is that you?!
It's getting so hot in here,
I hope I don't start hallucinating!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
This is loco pollo larry's nesting vent.
-Oh, okay. -(applause, cheering)
yo, this is my house, my vent, why don't you leave?
Oh look. This guy thinks he's funny.
The only way I'm leaving is if you take
my hot wings tongue twister challenge.
(audience cheering)
(laughing)
byron: Yeah, cool. I'm not chicken.
Oh! Woo! (laughs)
you can smell the heat coming off of that! That's spicy.
-I got three types of hot wings. -Okay.
Mild, medium,
and butt-burning hot.
Oh ho...
Grab one of the first hot wings, mild,
-and take a bite. -Alright.
And I want you to say the following.
"peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked."
(chuckles)
(audience cheering)
hoo!
(stumbling): Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
a peck of pick a peter piper pickle pick-- (laughs)
close enough. Good job. Alright.
I feel my tongue getting a little burning sensation.
-Yeah, you ready for round two, medium? -Let's go.
-Gonna take a bite. -I ain't scared of you. I ain't scared of you, chicken!
-I'm loco byron! -Woo!
-Alright, now. -(sizzling)
"how much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
-oh, my lips are burning. -(laughter)
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could,
-if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Yeah! -(cheering)
-you didn't know I was ready! Let's go! -Oh!
(laughter)
-alright. Number three. -Oh my goodness.
-Larry: Now, this is the butt-burning hot. -Byron: Yep.
-Larry: This is the final tongue twister. -Crowd: Oh!
-My nose running and stuff. -Larry: You ready?
Crowd: Oh!
-Alright here we go. Real hot there. Alright. -Whoa!
"the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick."
the sixth-- this is hot. (laughs)
-keep on going, come on. -I feel like if I finish...
What flavor is this, pain?
-Yes. -What is this?
Oh!
The sooner you say it, the sooner you can leave.
The-- there was six sheiks,
all from agrabah-- whe-- where? (laughs)
close enough. Good job, my friend.
-Congratulations. I'm getting out of here. -(audience cheering)
it's time for loco pollo larry
-to adios out of this nightmare. -Aight.
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-yeah, I did it! Yeah! -(applause)
(cheering)
hold on. Where's owen?
Wall!
Wait. Did owen cut school today?
I didn't cut school! I'm stuck in the wall!
That's so unfair!
I totally would've gotten stuck in the wall
if I knew it meant I didn't have to go to school.
Howdy do, glen! Blair! Hang tight, fam!
I brought my handy dandy toolbox!
Oh man, that is not my toolbox!
(objects clattering)
gator, what the heck was in that toolbox?!
Nothing embarrassing. What toolbox?
Glen!
Give it to me straight! What did blair do?
It brings me no joy in saying this,
but after an earlier incident,
I have to permanently expel blair!
(gasping)
I'm expelled?!
Whoops! (laughs) silly me.
I got my delinquents mixed up.
Tanner grossnickle is the expelled one.
Blair just has detention for throwing water
at golden-voiced milo.
Toodles!
-Blair! -(door shuts)
sit down and tell me what's wrong!
Why did you attack milo?
Because... Because...
-I like him. -Rachel: Aw...
Come here. I wanna give you a hug.
Come here. Oh...
Hey. Here we go.
Listen.
Liking someone is nothing to embarrassed about.
But I don't want to like him.
I don't wanna like anyone! It's awful!
My brain gets all mushy, my stomach hurts,
and I haven't had a good scheme all day.
Yep, that's normal.
I know it can be confusing, blair,
but having a crush is just,
you know, it's part of growing up.
But I don't want to grow up!
I don't wanna be like those boring older kids who just talk
about their crushes and have to shower every day.
I like who I am now.
I like who you are, too,
and nobody is pressuring you, blair.
We're all on our own schedule,
and you can take as much time as you need,
okay? Hey,
don't ever let anyone make you feel
like you have to rush into things.
Except for showering. You are 13 years old.
You really should be showering every day.
Thanks, mom. I'll make you a deal.
I'll shower every other day, but not weekends.
Fine. Now, can somebody get me out of here?
I haven't eaten all day!
-(foghorn) -(cheering)
-no... (laughing) -(applause)
oh! (laughs)
yeah! (laughs)
producer: Okay! Last vote!
What does gator feed rachel
in the crawlspace?
-(overlapping chatter) -director: Well now, rachel,
you're gonna get back into the crawlspace,
and put on a pair of goggles.
-Last looks, everyone! -(laughter)
this is the last time my face will probably look like this.
Producer: Now, let's get back to the scene.
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director: Action.
Now, can someone get me outta here? I haven't eaten all day!
I got you, rachel!
Just crawl towards the sound of my voice,
and I'll pour some...
-Flapjacks into the vent for you! -(bell ringing)
(applause, cheering)
great. (grunts) okay.
Ah! I got my foot free!
-Alright, flapjacks. -Gator: Keep coming, rachel!
-I can hear ya! -(blast)
(laughter)
-(applause) -(spits)
that was not flapjacks.
(grunts) I told blair not to put our pillows in the dryer.
-(squeaking) -ah!
(laughing) is that real?
(laughs) hello, little skunk.
Are you gonna squirt me?
(audience laughing)
okay.
Hm...
Ah!
Okay. Okay, you've proved your point. You've proved...
-(laughter) -(spitting) that is, uh,
that is an effective defense mechanism.
Hurry up, rachel, I can hear ya!
Oh, hello, gator.
My hands are covered in skunk butt,
so you're gonna have to drop the flapjacks into my mouth.
Gator: Okay! Get ready, rachel,
'cause here comes the first flapjack!
-(laughs) -oops!
Well, I got the flap part.
(laughs) aim for my mouth, gator.
Oh, closer.
Gator: Fourth time's the charm!
Woop!
(laughs)
yeah! Bullseye!
I almost forgot the best part.
Butter!
Rachel: Butter? (laughs) that doesn't sound-- ow!
-(laughing) -gator: And what flapjack
is complete without a little fruit?
(laughing)
rachel: Oh, this is gonna be delicious.
And a little powdered sugar
-for that flapjack. -(laughing)
and last but not least,
maple syrup!
-Rachel: Oh! -Gator: Now that
is a healthy breakfast!
(laughs)
whoops. (laughs)
gator, I guess you gotta start again.
Gator: Unfortunately, I don't have another pancake,
but I'll give you the rest of this stuff!
-Doot doot doo! -(splat)
there you go.
(splattering)
-(pouring) -rachel: Oh...
Mm...
Just like mom used to make.
Gator: And voilà!
-Let's hear it for rachel, everybody! -(applause)
(cheering)
and that's our show!
Owen: Whoa, whoa, wait a second!
You can't end the show with all of us still stuck!
And what about hammy hogwarts?
Oh, this little guy? I just found him.
Well, that wraps things up, so...
That's our show!
-You've been a great audience! -(cheering)
♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
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♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
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♪ na na na na na na na na ♪