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♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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(theme music playing)
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(shouting and cheering)
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♪
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♪ Na na na na
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♪
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Just roll with it!
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-(bell ringing)
-(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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(cheering and clapping)
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When you hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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You get to vote
on what happens
to us in scenes!
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(cheering and clapping)
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Hey, where'd you guys
get those cool shirts?
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Aw, from the escape room
last weekend. Ha!
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We broke the record.
It was awesome!
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All:
♪ Escape squad! ♪
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-Yeah!
-(all laughing)
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Wait. Uh, why wasn't I invited?
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Uh...
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We put it in the group text.
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There's a group text?
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And whatever happens,
we'll have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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-Woo!
-(audience cheering
and clapping)
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♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
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♪
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Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen,
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and welcome to the
Youth of Akron Sports Society
Spectacular games!
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Or as we like to call it,
the YASSS games!
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Nobody calls it that.
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We are streaming live
to literally dozens of viewers.
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Today, two fierce rivals
will face off against
each other
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for a very good cause,
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and setting aside
all personal vendettas.
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Look at Dirty Dan.
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Thinks he's so much
better than me,
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just because he's
better than me
at most things.
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But today, I'm finally
gonna show him.
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Well, let's keep in mind
that today is about charity,
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and working together
as a team.
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It does feel nice to finally
get my blood pumping.
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This week has been
non-stop at work
finding new sponsors.
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-But now--
-(foghorn blares)
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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Host:
All right, audience,
it's time to vote.
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You choose.
What sponsor did Rachel get?
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Whoo! All right. I'm excited.
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-I'm excited! Whoo!
-Let's go find some
new sponsors.
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So we will start the scene
on Rachel's new line,
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which you will read
off of a note card.
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Host:
And let's get back
to the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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And since they're
live-streaming
the fundraiser,
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I promised one sponsor
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Molly's Mega Mouth
Stretcher...
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(cheering and clapping)
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That I would get them
some much-needed exposure.
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Wow. This is quite
a production.
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Hi, I'm Rachel Bennett-Blatt,
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here to tell you about
Molly's Mega Mouth
Stretcher!
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And here to help me
show you about this
amazing new product
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is four-time track and field
gold medalist,
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Sanya Richards-Ross!
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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You're a real gold medalist.
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-In the flesh. Four times.
-Oh, my goodness.
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-(cheering and clapping)
-Rachel: Wow.
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When you're an elite
athlete like me,
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you have to make sure
you stretch all of your muscles.
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Especially the ones
in your face.
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So that way, you can have
an award-winning smile
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when you cross that finish line.
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-I was wondering
how you did it. Yes!
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Molly's Mega Mouth Stretcher
lets you do just that.
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Wanna try it?
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-I, I think I have to say yes.
-(laughs)
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(laughing)
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-Hope this doesn't
make me look silly.
-(laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(laughs)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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-(Rachel speaking)
-(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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Mm!
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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-(Sanya speaking)
-(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya singing)
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(both singing)
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-Yeah!
-(Rachel singing)
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Whoo!
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(cheering and clapping)
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Let's give it up for
Sanya Richards-Ross!
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(cheering and clapping)
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Mr. Penworth:
If you're just tuning in,
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the proceeds from
today's games are going to
the Akron Youth Club.
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Some of my best basketball games
have been played on that court.
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-Oh, you went there
as a kid?
-Oh, no.
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I volunteer there.
I like playing sports
against children
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because it makes me
feel powerful.
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I see. Well, your days there
might be numbered,
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because they've fallen behind
on their bills,
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and the bank is about to
shut them down.
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Same as they did
the old folks home,
the hospital,
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and that company that
made sure there wasn't
gasoline in our water.
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Hopefully we'll sell enough
tickets today to save the club.
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Ain't that right, kids?
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Stop smiling! Criminy!
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Nobody wants to
fork over money
to happy kids!
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As for today's competitors,
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Byron Blatt and the
Beatz101 family
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will be facing off against
their radio rivals,
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DJ Dirty Dan and
the Dirty Destroyers.
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Say there, Gator.
Aren't you part of the
Beatz101 family?
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I sure am,
but they do not like
including me in things.
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Check out this perfect form.
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I'd like to see DJ Dirty Dan
do a lunge this good.
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Is he looking at me right now?
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-No.
-Byron: He probably is.
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I hope he gets a good look
at this one.
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Ooh! Aah!
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-What's wrong?
-Aah. I just tweaked
my bad knee.
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The doctor said you have to
be careful with your knees
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after that misguided
catapult stunt.
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Why don't you put on
your knee brace?
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Owen, are you insane?
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Never let your enemies
know your weakness.
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(loudly):
I am in perfect health.
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And many doctors have
even asked to study me
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to learn my tips for staying
in such good shape.
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Ooh!
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(horn echoing)
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Well, folks,
that mesmerizing sound
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from the Frank Morris
Ceremonial Conch
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means it's time for our games
to get underway!
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Oh, lookie here.
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It's Akron's second
most popular morning DJ.
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(chuckles)
Shows how much you know.
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I'm Akron's fifth
most popular DJ!
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(chuckles)
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You and your family
are going down faster
than your ratings.
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As if! Nothing can go down
faster than my ratings.
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Ha! You just burned
yourself, Byron!
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That's 'cause I'm terrified
on confrontation.
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So I'm just talking
without thinking about
what I'm saying.
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Yeah!
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Ha. Uh, little curve ball
here for you, folks.
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I'm sure most of you remember
that the last games we held
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got a bit too heated.
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So, this time,
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we decided to try
something new.
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-Something new?
-We're going to have
each team
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trade one of their members!
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Now, I know this will be
a difficult decision, but,
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Byron, DJ Dirty Dan,
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you must offer up
one of your team members.
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Feel free to take
as much time
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- as you n--
-Owen! We'll trade Owen.
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Wh-what? Why?
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Sorry, son.
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Rachel's my ride-or-die,
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and I'm scared of Blair
because she has
no moral compass,
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and I'm not convinced
she feels pain.
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Wish it didn't
have to be this way.
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See you later. Byeee!
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I guess I'll send over
Dirty Dan Junior.
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You will pay for this, Father.
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Looks like things
just got interesting, Gator.
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I'll be honest.
I have not been
paying attention.
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Terrific. Let's get
these games started!
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Welcome to the Dirty fam,
little Byron.
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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I always wanted to be
in a Disney show.
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Check that off the list,
and it was so much fun!
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Thanks for having me.
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♪
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Gator:
Byron's got the ball!
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Passes it to some lady...
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And boom goes the dynamite!
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(whistle blows)
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Mr. Penworth:
Looks like the Dirty Destroyers
have called a time-out,
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and Dirty Dan appears to be
having a pep talk
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with young Owen.
Not sensing a lot
of chemistry, there,
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which coincidentally,
is what my date told me
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last week at mini-golf.
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-Been there, my dude.
-Let's listen in.
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I've seen that look before.
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My old man was a real
son-of-a-gun, too.
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But when your father
disrespects you like that,
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know what I've found to be
the best revenge?
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For the last time,
I'm not gonna
pants my dad.
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-Eh, just think about it.
-All it takes is one quick yank.
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It just feels so weird
competing against
my own family.
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Little Byron,
if you don't beat
old Byron,
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he'll never respect you.
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Look, he gets caught up
in the competition sometimes,
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but no one respects me
more than my dad.
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Gator:
Byron Blatt makes a move
around his own son!
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Mr. Penworth:
And the Beatz Ballers
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have won the
basketball competition!
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Disrespected, son!
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Someone just got
posterized!
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I go hard in the paint.
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This is King Byron's house.
My house.
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♪ Ooooh ♪ Aah!
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-(triumphant grunt)
-Still think he respects you?
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Time to get dirty!
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All:
Yes!
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Welcome back.
We're in hour three
of our games,
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and a fire has
officially been lit
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under the butts of the
Dirty Destroyers.
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After a strong start
by the Beatz Ballers
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on the basketball court,
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the Destroyers came from behind
in gymnastics.
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Gator:
Good thing they call it
gymnastics,
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because the Destroyers
are nasty!
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(laughs)
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Then the Beatz Ballers
took the track and field event
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when Dirty Dan Junior
dominated the pole vault.
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Gator:
Good thing they call it
pole vaulting,
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because the Beatz Ballers
are nasty!
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(laughs)
That one doesn't
even make sense.
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I'm trying to make it
my catch phrase.
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Please don't.
(chuckles)
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And who could forget about
Rachel Bennett-Blatt's
performance?
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One of the fiercest
competitors out there.
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And all of those were
just her warming up
on the sidelines.
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Good thing they call it
volleyball,
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-because that lady--
-Stop it!
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With the Dirty Destroyers
and the Beatz Ballers
neck and neck,
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-we go to the final event--
Oh!
-(foghorn blares)
248
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-(audience cheering)
-Ha ha ha!
249
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Host:
Okay, audience.
250
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You vote on what
soccer challenge
251
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,897
Owen will have to
compete in.
252
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,466
What if it's a DJ competition?
253
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-Tobie: Ooh!
-Ramon: Oh!
254
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,538
-Let's go! Come around!
Waaah!
-Ramon: Yeah!
255
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Gator and Penworth
will be given a notecard
256
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with new dialogue to start.
257
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,911
Rachel and Dirty Dan
will change.
258
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,580
Host:
And let's get back
to the scene.
259
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,182
Director:
Action!
260
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,650
Before we go to
our final event,
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00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,752
we've arranged a special
one-on-one match
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for the Dirty Destroyers
team member,
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Owen!
264
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,257
(cheering and clapping)
265
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,259
Mr. Penworth:
Come on up!
266
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,496
Owen will be competing against
a surprise athlete
267
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:14,699
in an event called
"Moving Human Target."
268
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,869
(cheering and clapping)
269
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,038
And for this event,
the Beatz Ballers
270
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have Akron Youth Club's
biggest fan and supporter.
271
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,410
And three-time gold medalist,
272
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:28,146
Heather Mitts!
273
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,115
(audience cheering and clapping)
274
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,750
Whoo!
275
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,788
So, uh, Heather,
I, I used to play
a little soccer.
276
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,257
Do you think when I grow up,
I could be a gold medalist?
277
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,993
Uh, sure! Mm-mm.
278
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,230
(laughing)
That's what I assumed.
All right.
279
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,465
In "Moving Human Target,"
280
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Rachel and DJ Dirty Dan
will be the targets
281
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that Owen and Heather
will have to try and hit.
282
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Gator:
To our competitors,
283
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if you hit the target,
you get a point.
284
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,511
If you hit the body,
you get no point.
285
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,313
-(whistle blows)
-(audience cheering)
286
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,283
Rachel:
Whoa, that was closer
than I thought!
287
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,285
-(buzzer buzzes)
-Gator: Whoa! Strong kicks
by young Owen.
288
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,620
All:
Oh!
289
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,122
Now remember, Owen,
the goal is to hit the target.
290
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,091
-All: Oh!
-Gator: Way to go!
291
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,793
One point for Owen!
292
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,928
-Aah!
-(buzzer buzzes)
293
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,165
-(buzzer buzzes)
-Ooh, no target at the knee cap.
294
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,901
-(buzzer buzzes)
-Owen, did you mean
to do that?
295
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,869
Last one.
296
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,138
(audience cheering)
297
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,606
Aah!
298
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,008
All:
Oh!
299
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,477
Owen, is this going as well
as you thought it would?
300
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:35,213
Um, absolutely not.
(laughs)
301
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,681
Gator:
Al right, Heather,
it's your turn.
302
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,683
On the whistle,
start kickin' stuff!
303
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,485
(whistle blows)
304
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,687
(all cheering)
305
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,856
(buzzer buzzes)
306
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,258
Rachel:
Oh, you should do this
for a living!
307
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,693
-(thwacks)
-Oh!
308
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,863
Gator:
She's tied it up,
and she takes the lead!
309
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,164
Rachel:
I dare you. I dare--
310
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,533
-(thwacks)
-All: Oh!
311
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,202
(thuds)
312
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,404
(thuds)
313
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,507
-(thwacks)
-All: Oh!
314
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,676
She is so much better
than Owen!
315
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,644
-Owen: Yes.
-Heather:
I thought you did awesome.
316
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,645
Great job.
317
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,315
(cheering and clapping)
318
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,852
-And our winner is
Heather Mitts, everybody!
-Whoo!
319
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,887
(cheering and clapping)
320
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,156
Gator:
Heather, what made you
want to compete today?
321
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,724
Well, my son Connor
322
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,392
is six years old,
and he loves this show.
323
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,828
-(cheering and clapping)
-Gator: So, uh, Owen,
324
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,431
how does it feel to lose
to a real athlete?
325
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,501
You know, it actually
feels amazing.
326
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:31,870
(Owen laughs)
327
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,906
I mean, come on.
She has three gold medals.
You know?
328
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,474
I, I did pretty good, though.
329
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,176
You did--
You did awesome.
330
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,546
Let's hear it for gold medalist,
Heather Mitts!
331
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,348
(audience cheering
and clapping)
332
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,351
(chuckles)
That event was kickin'.
333
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,320
Ha ha ha.
And now we go to
our final event--
334
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,789
Both:
Dodgeball!
335
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,591
Gator:
Ready, set,
336
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,260
throw balls at each other!
337
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,661
(whistle blows)
338
00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:00,131
Mr. Penworth:
This is the grudge match
of the century.
339
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,100
Both teams are out for blood!
340
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,904
Yeah!
341
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,873
Gator:
Bam! Ooh, that's gonna
leave a mark!
342
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,409
Mr. Penworth:
Byron is machine-gunning
double throwing!
343
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,911
Incredible!
344
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,113
Gator:
Rachel catches, but, oh!
345
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,916
She lost her concentration
and is out!
346
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,450
Mr. Penworth:
Owen throws...
347
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,921
Byyyyy-rrrrron!
348
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,757
Gator:
Blair Bennett-Blatt
takes one for the team,
349
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,792
and goes down hard!
350
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,095
No! This is for
my step-daughter!
351
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,732
-(screams)
-(thuds)
352
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,334
(gasps)
353
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,770
Owen, you're our last hope.
354
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,639
(coughs weakly)
Destroy them.
355
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:42,807
(gasps)
356
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,375
(screaming):
Don't you die on me!
357
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,011
Don't you die on me!
358
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,914
What are you doing?
I'm just tired!
359
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,883
Sorry. My bad.
360
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,821
(eagle screeching in distance)
361
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,256
Well, son.
362
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,658
-(western showdown music)
-Looks like it's just
you and me.
363
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,262
Real sorry about what
happened to your little
girlfriend over there.
364
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,763
Don't worry.
365
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,632
You'll be joining her
soon enough.
366
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,001
You made two mistakes,
Pops.
367
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,737
One: I'm not in
the proper head space
368
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,505
to be in a relationship
right now.
369
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,807
And two:
370
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,141
Yee-haw!
371
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,010
-(thuds)
-Aah! Aah!
372
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,980
You told me about
your trick knee.
373
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,948
(all screaming)
374
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,516
Mr. Penworth:
Man down!
375
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,318
Gator:
Ooh, and it looks serious.
376
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,187
He is not getting up.
377
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,489
It's official!
Dirty Destroyers win!
378
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,225
I repeat,
Dirty Destroyers win!
379
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,626
(cheering)
380
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:39,097
Ooh, my knee! My knee!
381
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,000
-Aah! Why?
-Dad... (sighs)
382
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,534
What have I done?
383
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,270
-Byron: Why? Oh, my knee!
-Betrayed your father.
Nice work, kid.
384
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:51,109
(audience cheering
and clapping)
385
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,544
Hi, Dad!
That was awesome.
386
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,046
I had so much fun.
387
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,749
rapping up
this year's games,
388
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,385
I had so much fun.
and I think we raised
a lot of money tonight.
389
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,887
Gator, what was your
favorite part of today's events?
390
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,722
-(foghorn blares)
-Oh!
391
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,225
(cheering and clapping)
392
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,727
Ha ha ha, ha ha!
393
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,562
Host:
Last vote, audience.
394
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,232
You choose:
What kind of pool race
395
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,367
did Blair compete in?
396
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,302
I mean, it's a flashback,
397
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,371
but it's what's
Gator's favorite part.
398
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,039
We will start on
Penworth's line,
399
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,242
"Gator, what was your
favorite part of
today's events?"
400
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,445
We will finish
the stunt outside.
401
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,913
What?
402
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,348
Aah!
403
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,251
Host;
And let's get back
to the scene.
404
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,586
Director:
Action!
405
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,989
Gator, what was
your favorite part
of today's events?
406
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,726
My favorite part was
when Blair did that
giant water ball race!
407
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,796
(cheering and clapping)
408
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:48,633
I really should have
worked on my dive!
409
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,101
Whoa!
410
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,503
Audience (exclaiming):
Whoa!
411
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,842
Well, Blair, I hope you
know your way around a pool,
412
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,445
because this time,
the Dirty Destroyers
413
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,815
get their own
gold medal-winning
elite athlete
414
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:07,585
who is sure to give you
a run for your money
in this event.
415
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,955
Please welcome two-time
gold medalist,
416
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,524
Amanda Beard!
417
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,026
Whoa ho!
418
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,861
(audience cheering and clapping)
419
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:21,632
I'm, I'm competing against
a two-time winning
gold medalist.
420
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,501
I'm just excited to be here,
421
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,737
to smoke a kid
in some competition.
422
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,939
(laughing)
423
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,640
Ready, set,
424
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,609
water ball race!
425
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,011
-(whistle blows)
-(audience cheering)
426
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,047
Mr. Penworth:
Wow, they're off, Gator!
427
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,615
Look at 'em spin it!
428
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,617
Gator:
They are neck and neck
right now!
429
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,219
Mr. Penworth:
Or ball and ball!
430
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,355
Yes! That's my daughter!
431
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,024
Gator:
They are going
nowhere fast!
432
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,527
Mr. Penworth:
Ooh, Blair took that
early lead.
433
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,863
She's to the end first!
434
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,764
Gator:
What an upset!
435
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,166
Mr. Penworth:
She's halfway there!
436
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,168
Gator:
I cannot believe
this is happening!
437
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,836
This is a major upset!
438
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:02,006
Amanda Beard,
she looks like she's
taken a tumble.
439
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:06,143
Bennett versus Beard!
A game that will go down
in history!
440
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,813
-She's done it!
-She's done it!
441
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,849
-Yeah!
-Mr. Penworth:
The kid has done it!
442
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,353
The winner is Blair Bennett!
443
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:18,990
(all cheering, clapping)
444
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,925
Blair, what are you
thinking about right now?
445
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,194
Um, I'm thinking about just...
446
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,197
-Ha. How I beat her? Um...
-(laughing)
447
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,099
I'm surprised right now.
448
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,801
I'm also out of breath,
because that takes
the wind out of you.
449
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,169
Mr. Penworth:
We would like to thank
450
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,138
gold medalist Amanda Beard.
451
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:38,075
(all cheering and clapping)
452
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,511
That was footage from
earlier this evening.
453
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,714
And now it's time to announce
the clear and obvious winners
454
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:47,318
of the Youth of Akron
Sports Society Spectacular
games.
455
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,721
The Dirty Destroyers!
456
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,924
-Yes! Yes!
-Let's go!
457
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,894
Well, this is highly unorthodox,
458
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,863
but I have just received
a late score correction
459
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,898
from the judges.
460
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,635
Section seven, paragraph four
of the rule book states that
461
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,438
"If any competitor
intentionally harms
an opponent,
462
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,575
their team is immediately
kicked out of the competition!"
463
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,578
Do you realize what this means?
464
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,779
Yes!
465
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,615
No, I'm asking.
What does this mean?
466
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,885
It means that since Owen
intentionally aimed
467
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,320
at his father's bad knee,
468
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,755
the Dirty Destroyers
are disqualified!
469
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,290
The Beatz Ballers win!
470
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,026
-Yes!
-Yes!
471
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,563
Mr. Penworth:
Get on up here,
Beatz Ballers!
472
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,831
We have some cheap medals,
473
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,667
which I have been told
should not touch your bare skin.
474
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,636
Uh, excuse me.
475
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,504
Uh, wounded athlete
coming through.
476
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,939
Ah, man...
477
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,975
You never want to win
on a disqualification,
478
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,310
but this is actually
a heroic story.
479
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,446
A radio DJ maimed in action
480
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,514
by his own son,
but through pure grit,
481
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,617
perseverance,
and boyish good looks,
482
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,151
was able to win the day,
483
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,020
and teach Akron
how to love again.
484
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,289
(clapping)
485
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,460
(yells):
Yeah! Thank you!
486
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,295
Wow!
487
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,098
Wait! My dad is a fraud!
488
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,332
(all gasp)
489
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,834
I don't know what
you're taking about, son,
490
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,802
but if you go wait
in the car like the sweet,
491
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,004
angel child that you are,
492
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,905
while I receive
my well-deserved honor,
493
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:17,141
-I'd really appreciate--
-If I injured your knee
494
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,809
as bad as you claim I did,
495
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,013
then why is your bandage
on the other knee?
496
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,282
No! Y-you see, my...
497
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,185
My knee was so injured
that, that...
498
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,021
the ice and the bandage
were like,
499
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,690
hurting it more.
So I moved it to
the other knee,
500
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,659
for safe-keeping.
501
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,995
-And, and--
-Beatz101 doesn't deserve
this ill-gotten check!
502
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,998
Yes. Let the Dirtiness
consume you, child.
503
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,633
-Ha ha!
-And neither do we!
504
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,268
-Uh, actually--
-(cracks)
505
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:46,337
(thuds)
506
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,072
It doesn't belong to
either of you!
507
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,174
It belongs to the Akron
Youth Club!
508
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,512
Right.
509
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,381
Wow. I legit forgot about that.
510
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,385
Me, too.
We made this about us.
511
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,087
But the whole point
of this competition
512
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,356
was to raise money for the kids.
513
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,692
I was just so mad at you
for trading me
514
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,226
that I lost sight of
what was important.
515
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,362
Buddy, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.
516
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,497
I should have never
traded you.
517
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,399
Or at the very least,
I should have pretended like
518
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,500
it was a tougher decision,
519
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,003
so that you would feel better.
520
00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,871
I would have appreciated that.
521
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,240
-I'll do it next time.
-(Owen chuckles)
522
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:26,210
Well, I'm sorry I
molly-wopped you
in dodgeball.
523
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:27,878
That's okay.
524
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,214
If it makes you feel any better,
it didn't actually hurt.
525
00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:32,116
Because you're a little boy
and I'm a grown man.
526
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,485
-(chuckles)
-Thanks, Dad.
527
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:38,255
Okay, that's enough
of the kumbaya,
touchy-feely stuff.
528
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,558
It is time to hand out
the MVP award.
529
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,726
Lay it on me.
530
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,761
We forgot to buy
the MVP trophy this year.
531
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:47,198
Uh, but, I do have
a half-eaten energy bar
532
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,766
in my fanny pack
you could have.
533
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,736
I'll take it.
534
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,575
And that's our show!
535
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,777
You guys have been
a great spectators!
536
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,178
♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
537
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:05,916
(cheering and clapping)
538
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,589
♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
539
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,927
♪ Na na na na
na na na na ♪
540
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,968
♪♪