ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
-Just Roll With It! -Just Roll With It!
[BELL RINGS]
[SHOUTING]
Welcome to, Just Roll With It!
When you hear this sound...
[HORN BLOWS]
You vote on what happens to us!
Yeah! Whoo!
We know, you say this every week!
Sorry, sir, but some people are watching for the first time.
Well, I just want to vote to dump stuff on ya!
Hey, sometimes we improvise sometimes it's more of a game based situation.
Dump stuff!
ALL: Dump stuff!
Dump stuff!
You heard them.
Looks like we're gonna have to...
ALL: Just Roll With It!
-Mom, I swear, I didn't do it! -Right.
So the principal just gave you a detention for no reason?
Exactly! I'm a patsy. I was set up!
I'm being targeted by the School Board!
They want to get rid of all the cool kids.
Uh-oh. Blair, what did you do now?
Apparently, she spray-painted the school hallway.
Blair! They need that hallway to connect the classrooms.
And now, instead of accepting the three days of detention,
she wants to fight the charge in Student Court.
Oh, Student Court?
I love courtroom shows. What time does it come on?
The school started it last year.
It's where a jury of your peers decide whether a kid is guilty
or innocent of a crime.
Cool, cool. But what channel?
Dad, there is no channel.
You need to stop watching those dumb judge shows.
Don't you talk that way about Judge Jethro Joe Jankens!
He's the smartest man on TV !
And I don't just watch court shows. See?
[HORN BLOWS]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
ANNOUNCER: Time to vote.
What show is Byron watching?
The first thing you're gonna do is walk over to wardrobe
where you'll each be given a complete new wardrobe with wigs.
Then you will step onto a set and do a, a, he won't be called Penworth, what he says.
ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Don't you talk that way about Judge Jethro Joe Jankens!
He's the smartest man on TV !
And I don't just watch court shows. See?
Thank you!
Welcome to, You've Got Skillz! Ha, ha, ha.
I'm your host, Brent Bigstar.
Let's meet our celebrity judges.
Here he is, the Artist Formerly Known As Jester and washed-up pop star, Fat Stacks!
Hey! Welcome! Hey, how are you?
What's up, big man? Good to see you!
Go ahead and have a seat at your judge's table.
I must admit, Brent, I have no idea what this show's about.
Let's meet our contestants, Mosey and Josie Tumbleweed!
[CHEERING]
-Yo, yo, yo! -Howdy, y'all!
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] We decided to blend in with the common folk today.
Now, Mosey and Josie have a very unique talent
they're gonna show us tonight. Isn't that right?
-Oh! -Well.
-We are going to do...
-I can act like a horse and she rides me. -Yes!
Actually, uh, that actually wasn't the talent we heard you were doing.
Really?
We actually heard you were doing, uh, this thing.
-Oh! A different thing. -That's right, Brent.
"Our talent is a surfer themed, Chin Face Theater routine!"
Okay, Mosey and Josie.
Now's your chance to prove you got skills!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
You here to ride jantz with me, my dude?
The sun is so scorching it makes me wish I could close my eyes.
Yeah.
If you look straight at the sun it sorta looks like the moon.
-Shaka! -Shaka, shaka!
-You know what I always say? -What?
-Surfs up, chins up, bro. -That's good.
Double trouble in the stubble, you know what I mean?
What kind of face do you make when you see a shark?
[BOTH SCREAM]
Do you ever just try and eat your sunglasses?
Oh, yeah.
All right, let's hear it for our Chin Face Theater!
Judges, what do you think?
Eh, y'all should take this act on the road.
-Yeah. -Very far from here, you know?
-Yeah, man. -Yes.
Do you think Mosey and Josie got the skills to advance to the next round?
Ah, yeah, that's gonna be a no for me, dawg.
Oh.
That's a no for me too.
Okay, well you know what? Two no's is better than one no.
-At least we're consistent! -Yeah?
See you next week on You Got Skillz!
See?
Dad, that show is terrible! It's gonna rot your brain.
And how do you not know about Student Court?
I serve as one of the lawyers.
Uh-huh, I love you too, son.
Nice.
I don't know Blair. Student Court is too risky.
If you lose the case which, let's get real, you will, they might suspend you.
Your mom's right.
You're what Judge Jethro Joe Jankens would refer to as
"a mouse with cheese all over your whiskers".
I didn't do it!
I can't believe you guys don't believe me just because
I have a long history of lying to you.
Huh. A career criminal charged with a crime she claims she didn't commit.
Sounds like you need a good lawyer. Perhaps one with a perfect win streak.
-Ruth? -No, Blair, me!
Try and keep up. I'm taking your case.
Say hello to your new lawyer.
Thank you!
At least someone believes I'm innocent.
Well, sure.
Be careful, Owen.
If I could give you some legal advice,
"When you wrassle a hog in the mud,
you're bound to get a mouthful of dirty bacon."
You watch Judge Jethro Joe Jankens too?
I love him! He's so folksy!
[IN UNISON] "I'm fixin' to take a nap, e'rrbody's guilty!"
[LAUGH]
Come on.
Mom, why do I have to wear this dumb dress?
-I look like a corny dork. -It was Owen's idea.
He said corny dorks don't commit crimes.
Now, come here, I wanna dork up your hair.
Ugh, gross.
Now I smell like probiotic yogurt.
Student Court.
[HUMMING]
-Student Court-- -Again, Byron, this is serious.
She might get suspended.
She could get suspended at Student Court.
[HUMMING]
Let's go get front row seats.
-Ruth enters. [HUMS]-- -Stop!
Ruth, you're joining my defense team?
This is awesome!
I am working this case, but I'm working against you.
Mr. Penworth assigned me to the prosecution,
so I guess I have to lock you up.
-Please don't hate me! -Traitor!
I'm sorry.
But you won't believe this!
I'm working with Topher, and he's a total hunk!
Oh my gosh, you're working with that good-looking dum-dum.
Go on, get it girl.
By the power vested in me by Student Court,
I officially declare this court time.
You may now begin your opening legal-ings.
[HUMS]
The Internet defines vandalism as,
"the destruction of public or private property."
Topher, that's when you're supposed to hold up the photo.
Yeah, it's right here.
Exhibit A, two b's.
We believe this to stand for none other than, Blair Bennett.
[GASPS]
Oh, it's going down. Poor girl's gonna fry.
Ladies and gentlemen of the court, I know my client is no angel.
She's the reason we're not allowed to go on field trips
until 2025.
She's the reason we're only allowed to eat with spoons in the cafeteria.
And let us not forget about lawnmower-gate.
Owen, this isn't helping.
But we cannot assume her guilt based on previous actions.
The fact of the matter is there is no evidence linking my client to the crime.
I would like to move for a full dismissal of all charges.
Thank you.
Let's see what Ruth and Mr. Cheekbones do with that.
I would like to call to the stand Norvin Schnuckle,
who saw the whole thing and said Blair did it.
That's a lie! I object!
[GASPS]
RUTH: Let the record show that a can of spray paint
just fell out of the accused's backpack!
And it's the exact same color as the graffiti in the school hallway!
I'm so sorry!
This is getting juicy. I hope they don't cut
-to some stupid commercial right now. -Byron, this is not a TV show.
[CHEERING]
My name is Norvin Schnuckle.
I'm 13 years old, Gemini.
I'm looking for someone who isn't into playing games.
Yes, I have been hurt before, but with the help of my best buds,
I'm ready to put myself back out there.
[SIGHS] It was just one dance, Norvin.
Now, please tell the court what you saw on the day in question.
Well, I was hanging out after school with my main bros, Checkers and Elijah.
We were shootin' some vids for our web channel,
The Basement Bruhs, when I saw Blair spray painting the hallway.
She was like a different person.
It was insane.
Like having a front row seat to evil.
I tried to stop her, but my cowardice got the better of me.
I said nothing.
I live with that shame every waking moment.
So will Checkers.
Elijah seems fine.
I object!
None of that happened. He's lying!
Blair Bennett! No more outbursts! You are in contempt of court!
[HORN BLOWS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, what should Blair's consequence be?
[IN UNISON] Not guilty!
[IN UNISON] Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
DIRECTOR: Whatever Mr. Penworth says, we follow his orders.
ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
Let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Blair Bennett! No more outbursts! You are in contempt of court!
"Now you must do the Punishment Song and Dance Challenge!"
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
You will sing the apology song provided to you on the screen.
Some of the lyrics for this song are blank.
Blair will have improvise the missing lyrics.
-Bring it on. Bring it! -I'm gonna help her! I'm gonna...
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Drop that beat!
Thank you.
♪ Your Honor, I'm not bad no More I just follow rules ♪
♪ I done learned my lesson I ain't nobody's person ♪
♪ All my good grades Are gonna make you weep ♪
♪ Because I'm so, I'm not Bad no more I just ♪
♪ Stomp my feet ♪
♪ I'm good I promise I will never Do something bad again ♪
♪ I'd rather take calls than Paint up this gym ♪
♪ I promise I don't wanna be bad no more ♪
♪ Because if I do I'm gonna fall On the floor, fall on the floor ♪
♪ Fall on the floor, fall on the floor Fall on the floor ♪
♪ Yeah Fall on the floor ♪
♪ -Fall on the floor -Fall on the floor! ♪
♪ Fall on the floor On the floor! ♪
♪ If I do, I fall on the floor ♪
Yeah!
Blair and Owen, that was awful. Have a seat.
Before we take our seats, can I have a sidebar with my client though?
Thank you.
New strategy. Plea deal.
You don't get suspended, you take the three days detention.
I can't believe it. You think I'm guilty.
A can of spray paint tumbled out of your bag!
That was for a different and completely unrelated scheme!
The point is, everyone in this courtroom thinks you're guilty.
So it doesn't matter what I think.
It matters to me!
You're my brother.
I thought you were on my side.
You know what?
Judge Penworth, I would like to fire my legal counsel.
[GASPS]
Well, then who will be representing you?
The only person who truly believes in me, myself.
Why is this not on TV?
Hey there, Owen. How's the big trial going?
-Not good, Bonesy. I got fired. -I've been there.
I got disbarred in '99, but things turned out okay.
A kindly woman lets me sleep in her basement.
That might sound pretty lonely, but I fashioned me a best friend out of pillows.
Her name is Matthew and she's a real gossip.
You wanna know what she says about you?
Uh, Bonesy, I gotta go.
I swear I didn't do it.
A kindly woman lets me sleep in her basement.
Don't forget to check out The Basement Bruhs.
Basement Bruhs. Basement Bruhs.
Oh, my gosh!
You hear the voices too?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
Ahem. Ma'am, please state your name for the court.
It's Rachel Bennett-Blatt. I'm Blair's mom.
I know my daughter can be bad sometimes. I mean, not bad, bad, just normal bad.
Except for the time with the catapult,
and the lasagna in the washing machine,
and who could forget about lawn--
[HORN BLOWS]
I thought we were through! I thought we were through! No, no, no!
ANNOUNCER: Last vote. What was Blair's unforgettable caper?
We're about to see lawnmower-gate.
Everybody is going back to the courtroom
with the exception of Blair and Mr. Penworth.
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
"And, who can forget the time she made the World's Biggest Lemon Pudding Pinata?"
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
"I remember it like it was yesterday."
"For my science fair project, I made an extremely complex,
gravity bending, lowering machine,
to reveal the world's biggest lemon pudding piñata.
"Well, I'm not sure what's scientific about a piñata but I'll go with it.
Okay, Mr. Penworth, it's your turn to hit the piñata.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Okay, Blair, that was really, really bad!
Well, that one was bad, bad.
Right?
Oh, no, I shouldn't have said that. That's it, no more questions!
Actually, you know what? Can I start over?
-Just go back to your seat, Mom. RACHEL: Thank you.
No further questions. Ever.
As Judge Jethro Joe Jankens would say,
"You done cracked like an egg on a Yankee skillet."
The jury will take a recess so they can make their decision.
Take as much time as you need. Be sure to carefully consider--
Stop the trial!
Blair didn't do it! And I can prove who did!
This is highly unorthodox.
But very exciting! Go on!
Something about this case didn't sit right.
As I was mulling over the facts, and tuning out Bonesy, something hit me.
Blair had no motive for the crime.
Plus, we all know she'd never hang out after school if she didn't have detention.
That's true! She hates this place!
Everyone assumed "BB" meant Blair Bennett, but what if it meant something else?
Scooter for life.
[IN UNISON] Basement Bruhs!
Okay, Owen, I think we can all agree that video was epic.
But I'm sorry, how does it pertain to this case?
The "BB" in the school hallway is identical to the "BB" on the video.
It stands for "Basement Bruhs".
The real criminal is Norvin Schnuckle. Yes!
I only have one thing to say, you haven't seen the last of Norvin Schnuckle!
You think you've beaten me? This is only the beginning.
I am Akron!
Oh, whoa!
Oh no, he's got a grappling hook!
Tudge! Do your thing!
Stop! No! Ah! No! I am Akron! I am this town!
I am this town! You hear me?
I am this town!
Well, based off this explosive new development,
I guess I have no choice but to find Blair...
not guilty!
Thank you so much!
Wow, I guess we make a pretty good team after all.
Not really. We almost wrongfully convicted an innocent person.
Right. We'll get 'em next time.
Blair, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
It was just your extensive history of minor crimes
and your pathological willingness to lie to our family members
that made me think you weren't telling the truth.
There were some real big words in there,
so I'm just going to assume you apologized.
Thanks for believing in me, Owen.
Jeez, that Norvin kid seems like a real bad egg.
You think?
As Judge Jethro Joe Jankens would say--
And that's fixing to be the end of our show!
You all have been a really, truly great crowd!