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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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It's time to go.
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[BYRON WHOOPING]
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Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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Yeah!
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The only show where a studio audience
votes on what happens to us in scenes!
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And, might I add, this is easily the best
looking crowd we've ever had.
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I see you!
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What are you doing?
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Buttering them up!
I'm hoping they'll go easier on me.
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When you hear this sound...
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[HORN BLOWS]
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you get to vote.
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And no matter what you
pick, we'll have to...
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[ALL] Just roll with it!
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AUDIENCE: Yeah!
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BYRON: Let's start the show!
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Sorry I'm late.
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I had a morning conference call,
but I couldn't get reception.
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What?
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The first thing we want to say, honey, is
that everyone here loves you.
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But we need to talk to you
about your old, busted up phone.
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Last week, you didn't get our
text to come pick us up.
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We had to walk home
from school with our legs,
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like some chucklehead from the
eighteen hundreds!
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I like my phone. I'm used to it.
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Rachel, you're tearing this family apart!
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Look, I know it's not the latest and
greatest, but it gets the job done.
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Watch, I'll send you a text right now.
Heh, heh.
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Okay, and it crashed.
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It does this sometimes.
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It just needs a little...
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now and a quick ten minutes to reboot.
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-Here, I can help you with that!
-All right.
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Gonna teach your mom a little tech hack?
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Oops.
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Blair! That was not an oops!
What am I gonna do now?
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How about you use this?
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It's already set up for you.
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I even uploaded all your
data to the cloud!
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Data doesn't belong in clouds, Blair.
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That's where angels and storms live.
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And your calendar is linked with Dad's.
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That way you can constantly remind him of
things he's supposed to be doing.
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Byron this says you have
jury duty today at 10 AM!
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Ah man, this will be like
the third one of those I missed.
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Byron, jury duty is serious!
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If you miss this, you could get a huge
fine or be thrown in jail!
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If they do throw you in the clink,
try to get sent to San Sinora,
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'cause Lewistown is a real drag.
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You gotta get down there now!
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-Go!
-I'm going.
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-Gator, you'll have to fill in solo.
-No can do.
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I'm no good on my own.
That's why I live with my mom.
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Well, I can't go on the air!
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According to my new fancy future phone
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I have a call scheduled with
the station owner,
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and if there's even a second
of dead air, it's my head.
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Owen and I can do it!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I'm only a fearless daredevil
when it comes to athleticism.
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When it comes to public speaking,
I'm what the experts would call,
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a fraidy-pants-coward baby.
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Mom, can we?
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Yeah, lady boss, can they?
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Absolutely not.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Ah! It's the station owner.
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Okay, kids, you're on but
only til I'm off the phone.
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Read out the call letters
every fifteen minutes,
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weather's at the top of the hour and do
not start ranting about flat Earth theory.
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I think that last one was for me.
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Blair, what are we gonna talk about?
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You know I'm bad at playful banter!
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[HORN BLOWS]
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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Whoo! Oh! Oh!
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Okay!
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you guys vote
on what you want to have happen next.
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DIRECTOR:
Someone's gonna come to the door and
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you're gonna have to
listen and do what they say.
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-Okay.
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
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Let's see who comes to the door.
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MAN: Rolling!
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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Blair, what are we gonna talk about?
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You know I'm bad at playful banter!
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-Come in.
-You guys should go answer it.
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-Hello.
-Hi!
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Maybe I can be of some assistance.
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It's me, Hal, your friendly
neighborhood radio game salesman.
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to
be in this building anymore.
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Actually, I was here to meet with your
mom, but, since you two are here,
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I'm wondering if I could get you to
test a brand new game for me over there.
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Come on with me, guys!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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Ahh. Here she is.
I call her, Pushed Off Cliff. Ha, ha, ha.
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She's a real beaut!
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All right, we're gonna get you suited up
with some protective gear.
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So, what's gonna happen is, you guys are
gonna step out on to the ledge.
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I'm gonna ask ya trivia questions.
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You answer wrong,
blocks from the wall will push out,
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forcing you two off the cliff.
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Are you ready?
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"What gymnast landed
a perfect score of ten
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in the 1976 Montreal Olympics?"
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Hint? Hint?
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Hint? it's a gymnast.
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What's her first name?
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Oh, I'll give you her full name because
you are not gonna get it right.
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It's Nadia Comaneci from Romania!
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-[BUZZER BEEPS]
-Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh!
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I moved that block with my mind.
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Okay.
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"Your butt is the largest
muscle in your body and
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is made up of the gluteus maximus,
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gluteus minimus, and this..."
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No way you're getting it, Gluteus Medius!
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-Next block!
-Ahh!
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Whoa!
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"The average American does
this twenty-two times a day."
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Walk?
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Open the refrigerator!
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Next block, please.
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Oh!
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We could play all day,
here's what happens next.
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-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
-Ah!
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HAL: Let's send him over the cliff too.
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No, no, no!
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So how many of these do you wanna buy?
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Let me think, put us down for none.
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OWEN: Yeah.
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Come on, guys, we're on!
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HAL: Okay, kids, I'll see ya later!
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I'll put ya down for a couple
dozen of these babies.
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Bye!
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And we are live!
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Just try and act natural.
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Good morning, everybody!
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Byron had to step away
for a court-ordered moment,
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so filling in for him is
his golden-voiced,
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angel-faced stepdaughter, Blair!
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Also filling in for the B-man
today is his only son, Owen!
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Hi, hello.
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I am that person.
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I mean, I am Owen.
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This is the voice that is Owen's.
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I am having a fun time, and this
is all very natural to me.
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Praise be, we've got a caller.
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'Sup, Stretch?
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MAN: Hey, you're pretty good at this radio
stuff but that other kid is terrible.
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If I were you, I'd ditch
that loser and go solo.
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Listening to him makes me want
to punch myself in the ears.
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You know what?
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You're, you're mean!
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And a jerk!
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You're a mean jerk!
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And also, I'm twelve years old.
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I'm doing the best I can, okay?
How old are you?
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-Forty-eight.
-Exactly!
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And you've got nothing
better to do with your time
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than to make fun of a kid who's
one-fourth your age?
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Hello?
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I'm here.
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I'm just trying to do that math.
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Hold on, me too.
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My math is always on point.
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Now get off my phone!
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Wow, Owen, I've never
seen that side of you.
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Another phone call!
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Hey! My name's Tyber.
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I'm twelve years old.
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And I just wanted to say way to go
handling that old dude.
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Thank you!
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Adults are always pushing kids
around just because they can.
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Yeah, dude. They think they
can keep us kids down just
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'cause they run the world.
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And what a great job they've done with
running the world by the way.
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World War One, started by adults.
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World War Two, started by adults.
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Every other single war, started by adults!
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Whoa! We got a ton of calls coming in!
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GIRL:
Hey, my name's Beef. I'm eight years old.
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And I agree!
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I hate adults!
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Okay now, hold on.
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I'm not saying I hate adults.
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Oh, you're not?
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Owen, the audience is
loving your youthful rage!
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Give the people what they want!
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Yeah. I don't hate adults.
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I despise them.
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[CHEERING]
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Hey, Owen. Check out this new jingle.
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[OVER COMPUTER]
♪ Owen and Blair talk about adults ♪
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Actually, instead of ranting about adults,
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I was thinking we could
do something more uplifting.
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I'd love to share the recipe for my
signature three-bean summer salad.
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There's one reason why Mom's
keeping us on the air.
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She loves us and wants to support
our creative endeavors?
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No, ding-dong.
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Because yesterday we had
the most callers in station history!
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We've tapped into something here.
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I don't know why, but the listeners have
chosen you to be their voice.
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And we've gotta ride this anti-adult rage
train wherever it takes us.
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I don't know, Blair.
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I mean, I don't even really agree
with half of the stuff I said.
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Some of my best friends
are adults: Sharon,
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from the bank, Gerald, the mailman.
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Look, Owen, everyone's life stinks and all
they want is someone to blame it on.
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That's where we come in!
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We're providing a service.
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I just don't feel comfortable with this.
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I wouldn't want you to do anything
you're not comfortable with.
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It's just a shame because those
ratings were making Mom look
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really good to the station owner.
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I just hope Mom can handle
the disappointment.
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You know how bad her heart's been lately.
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Wait, what's wrong with Rachel's heart?
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Forget I said anything.
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But I guess if you don't want to help her.
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I always want to help Rachel!
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It's what I live for!
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Great.
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There's my little rage monster.
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Now, while you start getting all riled up,
I'll go grab my notes.
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Mom, you still haven't ordered
any paper for the printer!
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Hold on, I gotta finish this.
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My phone came with all these video games!
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So far, I've crushed a bunch
of jewels, built my own farm,
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and now I'm a block-person
chopping wood like this!
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Mom, did you even hear what I said?
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You're becoming a screen addict!
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That's cool. Tell her I said, "hi".
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Hey, everyone! Guess who's back!
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It took two days, but it turns out
both the prosecution and
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the defense thought
I was unfit to be a juror.
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Cha-ching!
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Congrats, Byron!
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I always thought you'd
be a terrible juror.
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I hope you and Owen had fun filling in,
but I am psyched to get back on the air!
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[CELL PHONE CHIRPS]
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Rachel, did you just text me,
"Kids stay, you go"?
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[CELL PHONE CHIRPS]
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Whoa.
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These the overnight ratings from when
the kids were on air? These are huge!
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Yeah, so I'm gonna have them
keep doing the show for a little bit.
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Tough break. Well, gotta go.
251
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Show time!
252
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Whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.
253
00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:08,768
Am I getting fired by my own wife and
being replaced by my own kids?
254
00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:10,394
Don't be silly.
255
00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:12,229
I'm just moving you
to the graveyard shift.
256
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,648
The truckers passing
through town will love ya.
257
00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:25,242
Gotta say, I am starting to love
the perks of this rage train.
258
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,952
Choo-choo!
259
00:13:27,036 --> 00:13:28,704
I told you to listen to me.
260
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:31,374
Check out this painting a fan
gave me this morning.
261
00:13:33,751 --> 00:13:38,798
I really love how they
captured my hulking muscles.
262
00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:41,300
So I guess you're down
with the anti-adult stuff now?
263
00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:43,677
Yeah, I mean, they're just words.
264
00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:45,012
And words never hurt anybody.
265
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
266
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What's that sound?
267
00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:49,683
Teachers!
268
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Barricade yourselves in
the teachers' lounge!
269
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What's going on?
270
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,527
Commander Owen! We're doing it!
271
00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:02,071
The uprising has started,
just like you wanted!
272
00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:05,241
Whoa, I never said
anything about an uprising.
273
00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:08,452
Wait, what exactly are
we uprising against?
274
00:14:08,536 --> 00:14:10,121
The teachers just
announced that they're taking
275
00:14:10,204 --> 00:14:11,914
the candy out of our vending machines.
276
00:14:11,997 --> 00:14:14,250
So, now we're gonna
take what they love,
277
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,836
the coffee machine from
the teachers' lounge!
278
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:22,299
Leave our coffee alone! It's all we have!
279
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,218
[HORN BLOWS]
280
00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:34,103
ANNOUNCER: Now you get to vote on how
Owen will distract the angry mob.
281
00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:38,274
Our actors are leaving the
stage so we can prepare your choice.
282
00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:42,361
So, I'm not sure what's about
to happen in this one but
283
00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:46,198
I'm sure I'm probably gonna
be dancing like this.
284
00:14:47,324 --> 00:14:48,409
Ha, ha!
285
00:14:48,492 --> 00:14:50,327
ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
286
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,788
I have to read a red book.
287
00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:56,876
ANNOUNCER: Let's see how Owen
distracts the angry mob.
288
00:14:58,711 --> 00:14:59,712
DIRECTOR: Action!
289
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:02,715
Leave our coffee alone!
It's all we have!
290
00:15:04,717 --> 00:15:06,260
I've got to distract them.
291
00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:09,013
And I know how!
292
00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:12,058
"Go to the locker with the grey dot on it.
293
00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:14,393
Open it and step back."
294
00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:20,107
What?
295
00:15:20,191 --> 00:15:22,485
Oh no. Not you again!
296
00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:24,070
Not you again.
297
00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:26,655
Did somebody order a distraction?
298
00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:29,658
It's me, Luna the Lunch Lady.
299
00:15:29,742 --> 00:15:33,204
And let me tell you something,
while my days are spent choppin',
300
00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:35,456
my nights are spent hoppin'.
301
00:15:35,539 --> 00:15:36,665
Hey!
302
00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:39,001
I even brought my dance troupe here.
303
00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:40,127
Okay.
304
00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:42,755
Hit it!
305
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,590
[UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING]
306
00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:54,642
Let's see what the kids can do!
307
00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:55,935
Yeah!
308
00:15:58,396 --> 00:15:59,647
I can floss! Watch!
309
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,649
Woo!
310
00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:05,236
Oh, the Robot!
311
00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:08,864
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
312
00:16:10,282 --> 00:16:14,578
[BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
313
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:29,760
That crowd still looks riled up!
314
00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:30,928
Good luck with that.
315
00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:33,681
Come on, ladies.
316
00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:37,059
We couldn't have done this without your
show bringing us all together.
317
00:16:37,143 --> 00:16:39,103
It was your words that made this happen!
318
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,902
You've really done it this time.
319
00:16:46,986 --> 00:16:48,195
Me?
320
00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:50,990
Eh, it was worth a shot.
321
00:16:51,073 --> 00:16:53,743
We've both really done it this time.
322
00:16:56,037 --> 00:16:57,955
[CHEERING]
323
00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:08,382
The students have seized the teachers'
means of coffee production!
324
00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:10,843
ALL: Yeah!
325
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,386
Can I go?
326
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,888
I'm not even a teacher.
327
00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:15,473
I'm the deliveryman.
328
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,100
I swear I didn't see any
of you kids' faces.
329
00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:21,604
Owen, we can fix this.
330
00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:23,481
You're the voice of the revolution.
331
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,815
They'll listen to you.
332
00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:26,025
You're right.
333
00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:29,862
Everyone, stop!
334
00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:31,280
Quiet, angry mob!
335
00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:33,324
Commander Owen speaks!
336
00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:36,327
This has all gotten out of hand!
337
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,455
Look, I have a confession to make.
338
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:41,415
-I don't hate adults.
-[STUDENTS GASP]
339
00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:47,004
I mean, sure, some of them are terrible:
criminals, foodies, mimes.
340
00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:50,132
But they've also done some good things!
341
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:52,676
Like reaching stuff on high shelves,
342
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:57,473
inventing video games, and
I'm sure some other stuff too.
343
00:17:57,556 --> 00:17:59,934
Cell phones!
An adult invented the cell phone.
344
00:18:00,017 --> 00:18:01,227
I think.
345
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,270
And horseracing!
346
00:18:03,354 --> 00:18:06,649
But they're taking the candy out
of our vending machines!
347
00:18:06,732 --> 00:18:08,192
The school board said we had to!
348
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,152
If we don't listen to them,
we'll get fired!
349
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:11,362
See?
350
00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:12,947
It wasn't even the teachers.
351
00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,281
This is my point.
352
00:18:14,365 --> 00:18:17,618
Instead of blaming one another,
we should learn to communicate.
353
00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:20,871
We're more alike than we are different.
354
00:18:20,955 --> 00:18:23,624
Owen's an age traitor!
355
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,251
STUDENTS: Age traitor!
356
00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:27,336
Age traitor!
357
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,838
Age traitor!
358
00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:30,047
Age traitor!
359
00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:31,799
They need someone to blame.
360
00:18:31,882 --> 00:18:36,679
Hey, I know who we should blame,
the school board!
361
00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:39,390
ALL: Yeah!
362
00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:41,434
School board! School board!
363
00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:44,353
School board! School board! School board!
364
00:18:44,437 --> 00:18:47,106
School board! School board! School board!
365
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,776
[BYRON GROANS]
366
00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:54,196
Byron, you look terrible!
367
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,448
I'm exhausted.
368
00:18:55,531 --> 00:18:57,450
This graveyard shift is
really kicking my butt.
369
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,952
Did you just pour orange
juice in your coffee?
370
00:19:00,036 --> 00:19:01,287
I don't know. Probably.
371
00:19:03,372 --> 00:19:07,084
Hey, Blair, what do you say
we give the listeners my signature
372
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:09,295
three-bean summer salad recipe today?
373
00:19:09,378 --> 00:19:12,131
I think it would be a nice
change of pace to do a show
374
00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:14,008
that doesn't result in a violent rampage.
375
00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:18,471
Mom, you still haven't ordered any paper?
376
00:19:18,554 --> 00:19:22,141
Sure, go ahead and eat
whatever you want, honey.
377
00:19:22,224 --> 00:19:24,060
Mom, put down the phone.
378
00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:25,227
We need you.
379
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:26,812
But the Internet loves me.
380
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,398
I've been making web videos,
and one of them even went viral
381
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:31,901
which it turns out online is a good thing.
382
00:19:31,984 --> 00:19:33,110
Let me show ya!
383
00:19:33,194 --> 00:19:35,237
[HORN BLOWS]
384
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,619
ANNOUNCER:
What should Rachel's viral video be?
385
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,704
Vote for your favorite.
386
00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:46,123
-She's gonna have to make up a web video.
-Or they might give her--
387
00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:49,043
For two whole episodes,
I didn't have to shower.
388
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,754
E camera is your phone.
389
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:55,466
Great. Cue card will be presented, and
you can read that off into your phone.
390
00:19:55,549 --> 00:19:59,220
ANNOUNCER: Let's find out how you voted.
391
00:19:59,303 --> 00:20:01,389
DIRECTOR: Action!
-Well, hello my viewers.
392
00:20:01,472 --> 00:20:03,641
What's up, everybody!
393
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:09,855
It's ya girl, MajorMom2K19.
394
00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:13,526
Today I'm gonna be unboxing
all the prezzies you've sent me.
395
00:20:13,609 --> 00:20:17,780
That's right. Ohh.
Let's start with our first one.
396
00:20:18,614 --> 00:20:25,121
And, of course, I can't open a box for
you unless I put on protective eyewear.
397
00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:30,626
And, oh boy, nose plugs!
398
00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:34,422
Oh, these are earplugs.
399
00:20:34,505 --> 00:20:36,298
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
400
00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:38,801
Let me just clean 'em off.
401
00:20:45,224 --> 00:20:46,851
Here we go!
402
00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:48,894
Five, six, seven, eight!
403
00:20:48,978 --> 00:20:50,271
Whoa!
404
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:54,900
Hey!
405
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:56,235
You, hey!
406
00:20:56,318 --> 00:20:58,279
What did I train you? You don't bite.
407
00:20:58,362 --> 00:21:00,114
Hey! What did you do?
408
00:21:00,197 --> 00:21:03,659
What did you do? What did you do?
409
00:21:03,743 --> 00:21:07,079
Well that wasn't terrifying at all.
410
00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:10,916
Major Mom might need
a little change of underwear.
411
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,254
All right, Major Mom
two-K-nineteen coming in hot!
412
00:21:16,338 --> 00:21:17,465
Ah!
413
00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:22,094
That's right, baby.
414
00:21:22,178 --> 00:21:24,263
You know how I like it.
415
00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:31,812
All right, baby, let's see what fun
surprise is in box number three.
416
00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:37,610
Ooh, it's the anticipation
that's worse than the thing.
417
00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:41,405
That, is that smoke?
418
00:21:41,489 --> 00:21:42,948
My carbon monoxide detector-- Oh!
419
00:21:43,032 --> 00:21:44,325
[SMOKE ALARM RINGING]
420
00:21:44,408 --> 00:21:48,329
Oh no! Oh no!
421
00:21:48,412 --> 00:21:50,247
My smoke alarm!
422
00:21:50,331 --> 00:21:56,170
All right. Well, hey, remember to
smash that follow up, players!
423
00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:05,179
Yes, I remember that just like
it was five minutes ago!
424
00:22:05,262 --> 00:22:07,264
Mom, you have a problem.
425
00:22:07,348 --> 00:22:10,601
I know that maybe I've been a little
distracted by my new phone,
426
00:22:10,684 --> 00:22:14,522
but that doesn't mean I'm not aware
of what's going on around me.
427
00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:17,233
Excuse me. I'm with the Department
of Labor Regulations.
428
00:22:17,316 --> 00:22:21,320
I understand you're employing
two children as on air personalities,
429
00:22:21,404 --> 00:22:26,951
one of whom is
inciting youth riots across the state.
430
00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:30,413
Okay, well I was not aware
that was going on around me.
431
00:22:30,496 --> 00:22:31,747
Kids, you're off the air!
432
00:22:31,831 --> 00:22:34,625
-Byron, you're back on!
-We're back, baby!
433
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:36,794
Oh, thank goodness.
434
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:40,339
They were monsters!
435
00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:42,717
-And thanks for the tip, Byron.
-Byron!
436
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,010
You turned us in?
437
00:22:45,094 --> 00:22:48,723
I may be a terrible juror,
but I'm a great witness.
438
00:22:48,806 --> 00:22:50,433
Tough break. Gotta go.
439
00:22:50,516 --> 00:22:51,892
Show time!
440
00:22:53,936 --> 00:22:55,396
And that's our show!
441
00:22:55,479 --> 00:22:58,190
-You guys have been a great crowd!
-Whoo!