ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[IN UNISON] Just Roll With It!
[BELL RINGS]
[BYRON WHOOPING]
OWEN: Yeah!
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
The only show where you can win household appliances
if you guess the correct prices!
No, that's a different show.
[AUDIENCE MEMBER LAUGHS]
On this show, when the audience hears this sound...
[HORN BLOWS & SANTA LAUGHS]
Yes, yes!
They vote on which mediocre singer gets a record deal!
Nice try, it's a show where they get to vote on what happens to us in scenes.
What?
Mom, you signed the wrong contract!
Well, whatever contract she signed, we'll have to...
ALL: Just Roll With It!
BYRON: Let's start the show!
We are back with our Beatz 101 Christmas spectacular.
Okay, caller, what would you like from Gator Claus this year?
BOY: Well, this is more for my dad, but I want my uncle to stop living
at my grandma's house.
He's 37 years old and my dad says he's just mooching off Grandma
and not paying any rent even though he has his big, dumb boat in her yard.
Is this Jerry? I knew I recognized that snot-nose voice!
You tell your dad that I do plenty around the house!
JASON: Give me the phone, Jerry. Gator, she still pays your phone bill!
It's a family plan, Jason!
-A family plan! -Okay!
That's all the time we have today!
But I do want to go ahead and wish everyone a very Happy Holidays
from all of us here at Beatz 101.
[ON COMPUTER] Byron and Gator in the morning.
What was that? How many times have I told you
-not to yell at listeners on air? -He's not a listener! He's my brother.
How many times have I told you not to yell at your brother on the air?
A lot.
The radio station's new owner is coming today,
and I want everything to be perfect!
You're the best station manager in Ohio, and he's lucky to have you.
Thank you, that's very sweet.
I'm just very particular about how I run things.
And I hope he doesn't get here and start trying to change everything.
MAN: Hello? I'm the new boss!
I just got here, and I would like to change everything!
-I'm so sorry. I didn't hear you come in. -No one ever hears me come in!
Sir Liam Gooch, founder and CEO of GoochCorp International.
I believe I now own this building and everything in it.
Ah.
Oops!
It's okay. I own that.
Okay, Sir Liam Gooch, I'm Rachel Bennett-Blatt.
I'm the station manager of Beatz 101.
And, I'm Byron Blatt. I'm the morning DJ.
-I'm Blair. -And I'm Owen.
Funny, didn't realize children came with this station.
Oh, well, no bother, we'll make do.
Say, how would you kids like to test out new, experimental rocket ships?
We prefer the children not test out new, experimental rocket ships.
Well, no bother, I'm sure I can think of something else for you to do.
[HORN BLOWS & SANTA LAUGHS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices, one, two or three.
You decide what the kids have to do for Mr. Gooch.
-No, we're gonna get it! BLAIR: Yes.
ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
All right, so we're gonna go back to the scene. Sir Gooch is gonna have a new line.
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
"Eureka!
You could work as test kids for the GoochCorp laundry business."
Okay.
GOOCH: "But first, you're gonna have to pass my test which I call,
the Human Washing Machine!"
How did you fit this in the elevator?
See, when you have a lot of money, you get to buy weird stuff like this.
I don't remember ever expressing interest in having a job.
If it's laundry day we need some laundry!
Whoop, coming in!
Oop, there we go!
Please tell me this underwear is supposed to be striped.
Let's start scrubbing!
-Whoa! -Whoa!
-Okay, get it. -Okay.
Oh, now we're getting some speed. Now we're getting some bubbles.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
I'm just trying to pretend it's just a spa.
It smells like I'm in a fart bath!
I think we need to go onto the spin cycle.
-Let's have some more action here. -Spin what? Spin cycle?
-No! GOOCH: Here we go!
-That is healthy! -How did it get dirty?
Turns out, I hate having a job. No surprise there!
-Yeah. -All right.
I think that's about it for the laundry.
Good job!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
I have some questions about your clothing because that water is filthy now.
It's just disgusting.
You guys did a terrible job.
I wish there were more talented kids at the station.
Oh, actually those are our kids. We're married.
Mr. Gooch, I read that you're actually 400 years old
and you just transplant your brain into younger bodies,
like some sort of corrupt billionaire vampire.
Sorry about Blair.
I kept my cell phone on my belly a lot when I was pregnant.
-Rachel? -Yes?
I was able to peruse the station's financial records on the flight over
and I have to say, you've done a bang up job.
See, what did I tell you?
She's a programming genius!
You're not going to believe this, but before you arrived,
Rachel was nervous you'd fire her or something.
-Oh no! Of course not! -Well, that is certainly a relief to hear.
But you were saying earlier you wanted to change some things?
Oh yes, well, we don't need any of the DJs anymore.
-Come again now? -Well, nowadays all that can be done
by computers.
So, Rachel, if you would tell all the DJs they're fired, that would be swell.
Well, I gotta jump on a teleconference call with the President of Egypt.
Yeah, I'm trying to buy one of the Great Pyramids.
See, I have this fantastic idea of turning it into a parking structure
for people trying to visit the other two remaining pyramids.
I see.
-Merry Christmas to everyone. -Yeah, Merry Christmas.
Did he just fire me?
He just fired all my DJs.
Man, that is super weak. Good thing I'm just a sidekick.
Sidekicks are DJs too.
Oh no! I got fired on Christmas!
I'm sad and now I have to run away 'cause I don't want you to see me cry!
[CHEERING]
-It was super fun! -I'm so dizzy!
Hey, Dad, wanna help me put ornaments on the tree?
Not feeling it right now, buddy.
Are you just gonna sit there and suck mustard out of a bottle all night?
I don't know.
Maybe.
It's not right.
I can't believe he fired you the week of Christmas!
He just flew into town today.
He has no idea how our station works or how important you are to our listeners!
Oh, honey, I appreciate your support but please,
promise me you'll wait until you calm down
a little before you talk to him about this.
I wasn't going to say anything to him. Are you kidding?
He's my boss. I'm lucky I didn't get fired back there.
I'm going to go up to my room for a bit.
Let me know if anyone comes by offering any DJ jobs.
Is he drinking mustard again?
Oh boy, here we go.
Cool!
Now that Byron's out of here that means I can watch whatever I want!
Blair, aren't you worried about Dad?
It's fine, there's more mustard in the garage.
No, he just got fired today!
-I hate seeing him like this. -I know. It's not a good look.
We need to get Sir Liam Gooch to give him his job back.
Owen, there's only one way to get old, rich guys to change their mind
about firing somebody on Christmas.
What is it? I'll do it! I'll do anything!
Well, then grab some bed sheets, your video projector,
and call Gator because Mama's gonna need some backup.
Oh boy, here we go.
Perfect.
If there's one thing I know about humans,
it's that they are at their most vulnerable when asleep.
Now is when we strike.
Blair, this is breaking and entering!
Sure, I've broken things before, and I've entered tons of places
but never at the same time!
If Santa can break into people's homes, so can we.
Exactly!
Now get that video projector ready.
We got a billionaire to take hostage.
-What? I thought we were just scaring him. -Eh. We'll see where the night goes.
-Behold! -Ahh!
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!
A spirit!
-Well, how did you get in here? -I am a ghost!
So I walked through the walls or something!
I am here to tell you what a rich jerk you have been!
Really?
I always thought I was being a rich, nice guy!
Far from it!
Let's take a journey into your past!
-Do you recognize this picture? -Why, yes!
That's my father, Sir Archibald Frederick Gooch the Third!
That's right, Sir Liam.
And in, 1994 you sued your own father.
Oh, well, listen, I can explain!
See, my father had a lot of money that I wanted.
I needed to sue him to take it from him!
Behold!
Another visitor.
[MOANING]
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present!
Why don't you look like the other ghost?
He is bad at following instructions!
This is all I could find!
Tomorrow is laundry day!
This is the Bennett-Blatt family! Just today you fired the father!
And now it's almost Christmas
and he doesn't know what he'll do for money!
Well, why don't they just sell one of the skyscrapers or football teams they own?
Not everyone owns skyscrapers or football teams!
The horror.
Behold!
I am the Ghost of Christmas Future!
Unless you change your ways, this is how you will end up.
An old man with no friends, no family!
Just sad and alone!
Oh no, dread spirit, tell me, what must I do?
How, how can I change and save my soul from such a ghastly fate?
Ha!
[GRUNTING, THEN COUGHING]
Did you honestly believe that a man of my wealth and status hasn't been visited
by spirits trying to get him to change his ways before?
Bah! You see? I knew it! I knew it!
Yes, you were fake ghosts the whole time.
You're those two little kids and one big kid from the radio station!
-What did you shoot in our face? -Poisonous gas!
-Poisonous gas? -Oh, relax.
It's only dangerous to mummies.
To a living human, it's almost completely harmless.
Did you say almost?
Well, we'll just be going now.
Ba-da-da-da, not so fast!
We Gooches have little patience for delinquentism, juvenile or otherwise!
[HORN BLOWS & SANTA LAUGHS]
What?
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you chose which kid Sir Liam Gooch punishes.
Oh my gosh!
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
We're gonna start with a new line from Sir Gooch and that'll be it.
-So we don't have any lines? -Nope.
ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
"I am in a merciful mood, so I've decided to only punish one of you!
I think I'll punish you, little girl child."
"Indeed I will punish you the way I punish all child trespassers
by sending you off to a random city all the way across the country.
This ticket says you're going to Tucson, Arizona!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
"Now, my personal assistant will escort you there." Here she is.
Come on in, personal assistant.
-Call her... -That's my mom!
You know her as mom, I know her as, personal assistant number 57.
Am I really going to Tucson right now?
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Ohh!
Off you go, please, if you would escort her to...
-Let's go. -...the airport.
Did you do this to me?
Audience, why?
Is she actually?
How long did you know about this?
Oh no!
Oh my.
I hope you're happy.
Bye!
Well, you certainly dodged that one, didn't you my two, young rapscallions?
Yes, you see, I'm gonna make sure that the two of you get back to your parents safe
and sound and then I am going to tell them exactly what you all have been up to.
No! Please don't tell my mom!
I borrowed her robe!
[CHEERING]
What just happened?
OWEN: She's actually going. RACHEL: Oh, I know!
They got in a car.
Kaylin is gone!
We're out of mustard.
Byron, call the kids for dinner!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Blair! Owen!
Oh, you're outside...
with Sir Liam Gooch!
-What is happening? -What did they do?
What did Blair do? Wait.
Where's Blair?
I just randomly sent her to Tucson, Arizona.
Oh, but don't worry, mama bear, she'll be back tomorrow in time for Christmas.
I have so many questions.
I'm sorry but these ne'er-do-wells broke
into my hotel room impersonating spirits of the dead to try
and make me feel bad about my choices in life.
How many times have I told you not to do that?
-A lot. -Mm-hm.
Sir Liam Gooch, I am so sorry. I don't know what to say.
Gator, come on, I'm driving you home. Owen, go to your room.
Well, no, wait, wait, wait, no don't be too hard on them.
They were just trying to help your family.
Seems I upset them by firing you so close to Christmas.
Kids, I mean, kid...
I'm sorry if me being sad about getting fired scared you.
Jobs, money, they're not important.
-What is important is family. -Yeah.
Come on.
Well now, I have to say, I wish my father had told me
what you just told your children-- Child.
A close, loving family is an experience I never had.
Truth is, if one only thinks of money and profits
then one is likely to end up just like me, all alone for the holidays in a large,
luxurious hotel room.
Bartleby, you can have your job back.
-Yes! -Are you serious?
Matter of fact, all the DJ's can have their jobs back.
Hey!
Merry Christmas, regular people!
Thank you, Sir Liam Gooch! Thank you!
Well, I suppose I better get back to my hotel
in case some real spirits come for me.
Sir Liam Gooch, would you maybe want to stay and have dinner with our family?
Oh, that is so kind. Oh, thank you but no.
I have a personal chef at the hotel and quite honestly,
I've never quite been able to stomach regular people food.
We just thought that with what you were saying about being alone
-that you might be sad. -Right.
Oh, that's adorable!
No, no you see, I'm very rich and that means I'm incredibly happy!
But you just said family is all that matters.
-Right. -Well, you see that's just something
we say to regular folk to stop them from rising up
and trying to take all our money!
There you see, there's a lot more of you than us and most of us are very, very old!
So you got to keep the masses happy.
That's why you have your jobs back and a Christmas bonus!
-Bonus? Yeah! -What?
[HORN BLOWS & SANTA LAUGHS]
ANNOUNCER: Last vote, audience, you decide what Christmas gift
Mr. Gooch gives the family.
Please don't send me to Tucson.
I think we're all going somewhere spectacular.
-Oh, what if you go to Tucson anyway? -We're all going to Cabo.
What if you go anyway and the vote was a fake out?
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in and let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
"So, you've got your jobs back and a Christmas bonus!"
-Yay! -Yes!
Whoo!
"And I have the perfect gift for you all. It's the Holiday Hamster Wheel!"
Oh, good.
So, as you can see, this is the latest and greatest
from GoochCorp's fitness division.
I think we need someone to give it a spin.
Why don't... Byron!
[APPLAUDING]
-Okay. Ha, ha. -Oh, steady as she goes.
[LAUGHING]
-This is crazy. GATOR: Not bad.
ALL: Faster! Faster! Faster!
Whoa! Whoa!
Now, I don't want you to think that Byron is getting all the fun.
You see, I have a little surprise
for the rest of you over here. Come over here.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
-Ready? -You're in for a very nice surprise.
RACHEL: Oh good! Thank you. -Trust me.
Yeah.
This is definitely not gonna end well.
All right.
Fake out!
"You know what I think would make this
a perfect Christmas is one, great, big finale."
What?
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
♪ Ding dong ding dong The bells are ringing ♪
♪ Ding dong ding dong ♪
♪ Let's hear the angels singing ♪
-♪ Roll With It Roll With It Ho, oh...! ♪ -And that's our show!
You guys have been a great crowd!
♪ Roll With it Just Roll With It ♪
Happy Holidays!
WOMAN [OVER PA]: Please report to gate number twenty-six.
Yep. Really here.