ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[IN UNISON] Just Roll With It!
OWEN: Yeah! -Welcome to Just Roll With It!
When you hear this sound...
[HORN BLOWS]
The studio audience gets to vote on what happens to us in scenes!
Yeah!
Woo!
Whoo!
What's with the scooter?
When I hear that foghorn, I'm getting out of here as fast as possible!
You do realize we don't get paid if we leave.
Well, whatever happens, we'll have to...
ALL: Just Roll With It!
BYRON: Let's start the show!
How about, Parent Party-Palooza?
It's a school dance, but with a twist, everyone brings their parents!
Ooh. That would combine the fun of a party,
with the security of parental supervision!
It's going on the list!
What are you guys doing?
As the newly elected Chair of the school's Events Committee,
my first task is to organize a fun event to raise money
for the leaky roof in the school's gym.
And guess who's helping?
It's me. I'm helping.
-Come here, you gotta check out our list. -"A teacher-student--"
[HORN BLOWS]
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
This is gonna be so good!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices one, two or three.
You choose what kind of act Owen and Rachel have to perform.
We just started!
First horn! Ah, ah, ah!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
We'll start the scene with Rachel's last line,
"Come here you gotta check out our list".
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Come here, you gotta check out our list.
"Ya know what, we don't need a whole list.
We ha-- We've got one idea that's a homerun.
A Parent-Student High Flying Circus Act!"
Wow!
"Owen and I have already been practicing a routine."
-Wait, we have? -Yeah.
-Right now, let's go! -I... Okay.
Okay, look at this.
-Put that on and you put that-- -Oh my gosh.
-These are marked with our names... -Yes.
so I guess we should wear them.
Those costumes just scream, "Save our gym!"
Don't they? Yeah.
Yeah, I love when I dress up like a peacock.
[UPBEAT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
ALL: Whoa!
I told you putting in a sky light would be a good idea.
Yeah, we love when people break in our house.
-Rachel? -Yes?
It's your turn.
Shouldn't have eaten that extra beef jerky today.
-Bring her up! -What? Wait. Oh, hey!
Okay, whatcha got in there, butterfly?
Going with the beat.
I feel alive!
-This is your solo, Rachel! -That's right! Here she comes!
-Here she comes! BYRON: That's just swinging.
RACHEL: Here we go! BYRON: You got to swing!
- ♪ Tree top ♪ BYRON: Yes! Yes!
-♪ There she blows! ♪ -Just swing! You so graceful!
I feel like a beautiful butterfly with a beautiful wedgie.
Yes!
That's it!
Yes!
-That's the finale! -Upside down!
You have muscles, Mom!
[GROANS]
[APPLAUDING]
You think people will actually buy a ticket to that with money?
You should've heard the ideas that didn't make the list.
I was starting to wonder if they'd ever even had fun.
Well, thanks for just speaking up now.
I didn't want to be the mean one and figured Blair would do it for me.
The whole school's counting on me to raise money for the leaky roof!
And nobody can find that, "Caution Wet Floor" sign,
so we had 12 kids go to the hospital just last week.
Gah! I should've known something was up when they held that,
Breaking Bones Is A Totally Normal Part of Growing Up,
emergency assembly.
Listen, you need help from someone who has their finger on the pulse of cool.
Someone who's bold enough to throw the most insane event our school's ever seen!
Someone who would be willing to help you out
for a mere one percent of total ticket sales.
Sorry, I'm busy this week.
I was talking about myself.
Hmm.
I would love to do this on my own, but I suppose sometimes
being a good leader is about accepting--
Yes or no. I don't need a whole monologue.
Yes!
-Does Mom still get to help? -Nope.
All right. You kids have fun.
Owen! Our promo video just went live!
Blair, you were supposed to show it to me so I could give you notes!
Just watch it before you judge.
BLAIR: Imagine a place where reality and fantasy blur.
A place where the coolest kids can go to be cool and do cool stuff.
Welcome to, OwenFest.
Featuring some of Frank Morris Middle School's
most talked about students.
William McFarland.
-Clawdu, The Exchange Student. MAN: Clawdu.
BLAIR: And a very special appearance by Karlee Rosenthal's older sister.
MAN: Older sister.
BLAIR: For a mere 39.99 plus a 20 dollar processing fee,
your passport to the impossible awaits.
Blair, gourmet catering? Bruno Mars? Karlee Rosenthal's older sister?
I was hoping you'd just, like, get a disco ball or something!
The school only gave me 400 dollars for this.
Quick clarification you now only have 77 dollars.
-What? -That video was not cheap.
Also, I bought myself a new shirt.
As the event promoter, I think we can both agree it's important that I look good.
I'm doomed.
Look, events 101 is that you sell tickets first
and then worry about planning it.
Besides, I never said those people or things would be at OwenFest,
I just flashed them on the screen.
If somebody's gonna make assumptions, that's on them.
No, it's called false advertising, and it's never gonna work.
Owen, it worked!
OwenFest is already sold out! You raised 4000 dollars!
That's enough to fix the roof and have enough left over
to finally get doors on the bathroom stalls. Whoo!
You're a hero!
Ya hear that, Owen? You're a hero.
Me?
A hero.
We've got some party planning to do.
[CHEERING]
That's it!
Man, I am starting to love being the face of this event.
Two weeks ago, Stacy Brum didn't even know who I was,
and now she's asking if she can be upgraded to the VIP package.
Wait, what's the VIP package?
-Beats me. -You came up with it!
No.
I came up with the idea of charging an extra 20 dollars for VIP tickets.
I have no clue what VIP even means.
Alls I know is it equals more walking around money for mama!
Well, don't you think we should figure that out?
Listen, I'm the first to admit that planning is not my strong suit.
Which is why I'm bringing someone on board who's gonna be able to execute our vision.
-Is it Ruth? -How'd you know?
'Cause she's standing right there and holding a clipboard.
I'm gonna give it to ya and I'm gonna give it to ya straight.
You're in a pickle.
I've crunched the numbers, and you're already over budget.
How much we talkin'?
Let's see, are we gonna do plastic plates, or paper?
-Nah, we can do paper. -Oh great, in that case,
eight hundred thousand dollars.
-Ruth we have 77 bucks. -Actually more like 60.
-What? -I had to expense a business lunch.
We'll circle back to the money sitch, but first I wanna discuss the event's name.
-How married are we to OwenFest? -We're not changing the name, Ruth.
-If you insist! -Just work that calculator
and make it happen, Ruth.
I've gotta focus on being the face, soul, and inspiration behind OwenFest.
I'm gonna talk to him.
Hey, kids. Owen, I need to talk to you, now.
We saw the video for OwenFest.
We got curious when we kept getting texts from parents asking
if we could hook their kids up with VIP tickets.
Owen, we have some real concerns about what we saw.
If you think you are throwing that event
without featuring a fire DJ set by Byron Blatt, you are sorely mistaken!
How could you not have gotten me on that lineup, son?
I thought you said you were busy.
I was lying to you because I thought it was gonna be super lame.
But OwenFest looks like it's about to pop all the way off!
-I'll see what I can do. -Tight!
Let me go get my demo tape.
More importantly, you made some pretty lofty promises in that video, Owen.
How are you planning on making all this happen?
Mom, you're getting in the weeds on the details.
This thing is already a success. It's bigger than us. It's OwenFest!
Yeah, Rachel, this will be the defining moment of our generation.
In 50 years, kids are gonna be asking their grandparents,
"Where were you during OwenFest?"
Owen, I think this event is starting to give you a big head.
That is absolutely ridiculous.
Hey, what do you think about these decorations we got for the event?
That's perfect!
Well, the man of the hour has arrived!
How we looking in there?
Where have you been?
I'm up to my ears in problems
and Blair refuses to help because she says, and I quote,
[IN UNISON] "These hands weren't made for unskilled labor".
Sorry, but you don't know what it's like to be me right now.
Everyone wants a piece of Chief Good-Time.
That's what I'm calling myself, by the way, Chief Good-Time!
Well, Chief Good-Time, why don't you come
and take a look at what people are about to walk into?
Oh, this is different than our video.
Ya think?
This is our virtual reality arcade, which is just my phone inside
a hockey helmet I found in the woods.
That smells like the bus station.
But people do love the bus, so...
RUTH: Here, we have our chocolate fountain.
Well, chocolate is chocolate.
Oh, that is not chocolate.
RUTH: This is our gourmet catering.
What's on the menu, Elaine?
[HORN BLOWS]
-We got-- -Yes!
ANNOUNCER: All right, audience, what is on the menu?
You choose what Owen has to eat.
Give us something good, guys!
RACHEL: I got a feeling it's gonna be a twist on food.
I got a feeling they're gonna be a little surprising.
♪ My name is Ramon and I'm here to say! ♪
♪ -Hey! -I wanna get mess all over me today! ♪
♪ -Let's get messy! -Hey, messy! ♪
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in. Now back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
What's on the menu, Elaine?
I present to you my famous Sickening Sushi!
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
I'm gonna make you one right now.
RUTH: Thank you!
You know, I don't think rice and peanut butter is a good combination.
-Marshmallow. RUTH: Is that--
Oh, yes.
I can tell you right now I just lost my appetite.
You like octopus? Okay, I'll give you some octopus.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
-You know what head cheese is? -[IN UNISON] No.
-Yeah, you don't want to know. RUTH: Okay.
Who hurt you? Are you okay?
-You know what this sushi needs? -What does it need?
-Cooked beetles. -Ohh.
Oh.
I think I need more.
It tastes best with a little anchovy mayo.
As the host of OwenFest, it's only fair that you eat it first.
Definitely!
Whoa!
-That is... -Don't be alarmed if something's moving.
Don't--
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
I taste the beetle.
Yeah, I taste the whole family.
You know what, Elaine?
You made this for us. It's only fair you should eat it.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
AUDIENCE: Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
[OWEN YELLS]
OWEN: Yeah!
The beetles really get in there, don't they?
-Woo, gosh! RUTH: Nice crunchy taste, right?
Let's have a round of applause for Elaine, please!
-Oh yeah! -Yeah!
So, as you can see, we've got the food for OwenFest covered.
The rest of the event I'm not so sure about.
Say hello to Bruno Mars.
This isn't Bruno Mars.
This is just Bonesy the janitor dressed as Bruno Mars!
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody making a hands together for Bruno Mars.
♪ A-dee-da-lee-bop-a-deedle-lee-dee! ♪
♪ A-Bruno-Mars-a-dee-dee-dee-dee! ♪
He legally changed his name to Bruno Mars so we can't get sued.
Good luck finding Bonesy now, Jebsen County Parks Department.
Owen, these people paid 60 dollars and are expecting a luxury event.
They're gonna riot once they walk in here
and realize OwenFest is just Bonesy in a hat.
Bruno Mars!
I think it's time to consider canceling this thing
and refunding everyone their money.
Have you gone mad, woman?
Chief Good-Time is the toast of the school!
And if you think you're touching mama's one percent of ticket sales,
you got another thing coming.
As OwenFest's self-appointed safety chaperone, got a little report for ya.
It's raining. And the roof is leaking something fierce.
Great point, Rachel!
If we refund people their money, then the school gym won't ever get fixed!
Don't you see, Ruth? We are solving problems here.
Changing lives!
We are making a difference.
[GROANS]
Bruno Mars.
[CHEERING]
Just a couple more minutes till doors open, folks!
Have your wristbands on and remember I am in no way legally responsible
for anything happening inside.
[CHEERING]
Thank you, adoring public.
We have quite the experience in store for you!
You're a legend, Chief Good-Time!
If it weren't for OwenFest, we'd all be miserable and hate our dumb, boring lives!
Hearing things like that is why I do what I do!
BYRON: You know what would take OwenFest to the next level?
A DJ set by DJ Byron Blatt! Yeah!
-Yeah! -Dad! Go home!
Fine.
Way to have my back, Clyde.
-Mr. Chief Good-Time, sir. -What's up with it?
I was the little girl who yelled stuff before.
From the line.
Like a minute ago.
Yeah, I remember. What'cha got?
I've been saving up my allowance for something special,
and when I saw the video for OwenFest, by golly,
I just knew it was worthy of my hard-earned money.
You spent your entire allowance savings on a ticket to this?
And the birthday money my nana sent!
Rest in peace.
I know she's looking down on me, pleased as punch that I got the VIP Package.
We did it, Nana! This is for you!
I'm sorry, if you could excuse me, my conscience just punched me in the stomach.
I'm canceling the event and refunding everyone their money.
-What? -What we're doing is wrong.
Even though we were doing it for a good cause--
Speak for yourself.
Even though I'm doing it for a good cause,
fixing the gym's roof isn't worth taking advantage of people.
I'm gonna tell everyone the truth.
It's time for Chief Good-Time to face the music.
Excuse me!
Wait. I have an idea.
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
How's everything going? Owen seems remarkably un-beaten up.
I gotta hand it to Blair, she saved the day.
-What did you do, Blair? What did you do? -Nothing bad!
-It was actually kinda genius. -I came clean.
Told them all the things we promised in the video were lies
-and offered to refund them their money. -You did?
Well, she said they could get a refund, or, if they let us keep their money,
they could be permitted entry into the ultra-exclusive,
secret event being DJ'd by a mystery celebrity!
Who's the mystery celebrity?
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
'Ear me now!
Issa your main star boy selectah, DJ Byron Blatt in da house!
Yeah!
Big ups to my man, Owen Blatt for putting this turn up together.
Les' go!
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
He's having fun.
I'm impressed you guys pulled this thing off.
Everyone's insecure and just wants to fit in.
As long as an event is exclusive, it doesn't have to be good.
Look at these dopey sheep.
They're just happy that someone stamped VIP on their hand.
Whoa, a cheese sandwich! That's so VIP!
My reputation is intact, and the school still gets their money!
This gym is as good as fixed.
[HORN BLOWS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, last vote, audience. You choose what goes wrong in the gym.
My character the last scene said, the-- "it's raining, and the roof is leaking."
It's gonna come from everywhere!
-Waterfall. Just ffsshh. ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
We'll start the scene with Owen's line,
"This gym is as good as fixed". Then you'll read the note on the box.
And let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
This gym is as good as fixed.
"Oh, by the way, check out these super cool OwenFest glasses I made!
Let's all put them on because they look cool,
not for safety reasons or anything like that."
RACHEL: Owen, I'm so proud of you for pulling this off.
"Your dad and I decided to get you some sparkling cider to celebrate."
-Go ahead and open it up. -All right.
-Over here so we don't hurt anybody. -Gotcha.
-Yeah. RACHEL: Nothing bad is gonna happen here.
Nothing.
Oh, there we go!
[CREAKING]
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
-You are-- -No.
-What is that? -This is not good.
The other side of this wall is the school's swimming pool!
-No! -Oh no!
[RUMBLING]
[ALL SCREAM]
Oh, there's the swim team.
What have you done, Owen?
The gym is absolutely ruined! What are you going to do about it?
-And that's our show! -You guys have been a great crowd!
Yeah!