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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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ALL: Just Roll With It!
-Let's go!
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[BELL RINGS]
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Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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The only show where you, the audience,
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get to vote on what
happens to us in scenes!
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Yes!
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Um, where's Ramon?
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He's up here!
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I'm tired of being on
the receiving end of stunts.
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I want to vote!
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Nice try, buddy. Get down here. Come on.
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When you hear this sound...
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[HORN BLOWS]
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You get to vote, and we'll have to...
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ALL: Just Roll With It!
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BYRON: Let's start the show!
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Boom! I did it! I'm a hero!
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I just got all of us invited
on Family Squabbles!
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Family Squabbles? Are you serious?
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What's Family Squabbles?
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Only the greatest game show of all time!
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It pits two families against each other to
see who knows more about each other.
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The show's host, Smiley Waterman,
is a living legend!
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I'm his biggest fan.
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I've been following him for years
which is why he filed that
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stupid restraining order against me.
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Anyway, the show is doing
a Battle of the DJ's episode
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and our family is going
up against DJ Dirty Dan's family!
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Whoa! He's like your arch-rival!
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This is huge! The winning family
gets 25,000 dollars!
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That's perfect! I could use that
money to buy 35 drones.
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Why do you need 35 drones?
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It's best you don't know, Mom.
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It's called plausible deniability.
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That's very sweet of you
to look out for me, honey,
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but I think we should use that money
for our first family vacation.
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I have my eye on a cruise where
they not only feature close-up magic,
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they also have multiple a cappella groups!
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Mom, if we go on that, I swear
I will throw myself overboard.
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They've thought of that, sweetie.
They have safety nets.
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Guys, 25,000 dollars
could really change our lives.
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We shouldn't waste it on silly things.
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Then what should we do with it?
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Build a 1200 square foot
underground bunker
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to prepare for when an EMP blast takes out
the electrical grid and society collapses.
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I'm talking concrete walls six feet thick,
20 years of food supplies,
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and enough crossbows to defend
ourselves from the mutant motorcycle gangs
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who sack each city
looking for beans and cheap thrills.
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Plus, it'll add a three percent value
to our home if we choose to sell!
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I can't believe I'm gonna finally
meet Smiley Waterman!
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I'm one of the most prolific
writers of fan-fiction about him
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on the Family Squabbles message boards!
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My most recent work is about Smiley
befriending a local radio sidekick
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who's in search of a father figure.
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I call it, I Now Pronounce
You Father and Son.
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Gator, they only invited our family
to the show.
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This is so unfair!
I wish I was never born!
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[SOBS]
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Guess he doesn't want
his paycheck for this week.
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No, I need that very badly!
But I'm still sad!
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So, we're just gonna do a quick rehearsal
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so everyone can get used to
the show before we go live tomorrow.
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Look at that. Look at that.
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Oh, this is so cool!
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I can't believe I'm gonna be on TV.
I'm like Will Smith.
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Have you ever met any famous people?
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-Tons.
-What are they like?
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Horrible. Every single one of 'em.
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Okay, well this is fun!
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Just imagine, this time next week,
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we're gonna be going on our very first
ever Bennett-Blatt family vacation.
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And look, I made us all
matching t-t-t-t-t-shirts!
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Sorry, Rachel but an a cappella cruise
isn't gonna save us
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when we have to fend off
hordes of mutant bikers.
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But you know what will save us?
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-A bunker?
-You said it, not me.
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That's two votes bunker.
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Spare me, bunker boy.
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We need all that cabbage
for my drone army.
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This town's not gonna know what hit it.
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But let me tell ya,
a real rain's gonna fall.
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-Hey, look! It's DJ Dirty Dan!
-My arch-nemesis!
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Hey there, Byron! Has anyone told you
how much time
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-we have till they start the--
-Just keep walking, DJ Dirty Dan!
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What a lying, no good, snake in the grass.
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BLAIR: I don't know.
He seemed kind of nice.
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That's exactly what he wants you to think.
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He is the embodiment of pure evil
but in human form.
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That's what embodiment means.
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You don't need to say in human form.
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Why you gotta do that?
Just let me have my moment.
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-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Okay, fam, we got this!
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[IN UNISON] We got this!
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MAN: Okay, rehearsal starts
in three, two, one!
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Hello, everybody out there in TV land!
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I'm Smiley Waterman and this is
a test run-through that the network....
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[HORN BLOWS]
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see
your choices: one, two or three.
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You choose what game
the family has to play.
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OWEN: Game show! We know it's a game show!
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Something's gonna drop.
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That's what I'm thinking
You gotta get something dropping.
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ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene!
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DIRECTOR: Action!
-Hello, everybody out there in land!
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I am Smiley Waterman,
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and before we do this test
run-through of Family Squabbles,
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I want to try out a brand new game show.
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It is called, Super Gross Donut!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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Oh, yeah!
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Now, on this wheel,
there are some good donuts,
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and you guessed it,
some super gross donuts.
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Can we specify what you mean
by super gross donuts?
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This, my friend, is an example of
what looks like a delicious
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but is, in fact, a super gross donut.
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[BLAIR GROANS]
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Filled with pudding and,
perhaps, my own hair.
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-You don't have any hair, though!
-I don't have it now!
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The family testing out my brand new
game today is, ooh, the Bennett-Blatt's!
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Come on up here!
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The rules of the game are simple.
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The players will spin the wheel
and land on a donut.
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Whichever donut they land
on, they must take a bite.
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RACHEL: Okay, let's go!
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Let's get the good donut!
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Okay, okay.
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RACHEL: Okay. All right. Okay. Okay.
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Ohh!
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-Oh! Oh, gross.
-Okay, here we go.
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-You gotta take a big bite!
-Oh, I know. I gotta get my vitamins.
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BYRON: Did it get bad?
Ooh, did it get bad?
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Oh! Ahh!
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What is it?
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Rachel, in fact, it's actually
sour cream and clams.
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Oh yeah, there's a clam follicle.
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There it is!
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SMILEY: Can't go wrong with clams.
-[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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SMILEY: Yes, Blair!
RACHEL: All right, Blair.
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SMILEY: Get in there with both hands.
OWEN: Let's see.
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You got this, girl. You got it.
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-No!
SMILEY: No peeking!
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-No peeking!
AUDIENCE: Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
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-Take it!
RACHEL: On three!
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-Take some more!
BYRON: Don't look at it.
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I'll help you.
I'll do a bite with you. Ready?
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Here we go, one, two, three.
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-You gotta eat it.
-Whoa, what you got?
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That's actually almost a good donut.
It's whipped cream and sardines!
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-Whipped cream.
-Woof!
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Sardines. Here's a little bucket
for you there, sister.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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SMILEY: Coming up on it. Yes!
-All right.
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AUDIENCE: Eat it! Eat it!
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-Eat it!
-This looks incredibly gross.
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-But I'm going for it!
-Yeah, boy! Yeah!
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BLAIR: Is it beef?
-Look like a meatball. What is that?
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SMILEY: Owen, I gotta tell you, it's
cotton candy and mussels.
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Cotton candy and mussels.
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AUDIENCE: Eww.
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-You have one of four donuts left.
OWEN: Whoa!
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-Let's go. I'm going.
-All right, let's see!
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-Let's go.
-What is it?
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-Take a...
-Yeah!
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-Oh!
BLAIR: Oh!
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-Is it good?
-Jelly donut!
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That's a cricket. That's a cricket.
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-Ha, ha.
-Here it comes.
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That like a lobster or something.
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-No!
-You are correct, buddy,
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that is crickets and jam.
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-Oh!
-You guessed it right!
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Oh my goodness.
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[AUDIENCE GROANS]
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[AUDIENCE SCREAMS]
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Eww!
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Well, Bennett-Blatts you
didn't find the good donuts.
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And there's only reason for that.
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There are no good donuts!
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-No!
-They're all super gross donuts!
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But you know what? You know what?
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BLAIR: I was gonna say--
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I appreciate the applause
but this game's not gonna work.
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-Let's just get back to Family Squabbles.
-All right.
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Hey, hey, team come
and clear this stuff out.
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Get yourselves back there.
Get yourselves cleaned up.
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Now you all know the rules of this game.
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Bennett-Blatt family,
this first question is for you
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and we're gonna
start with a real easy one.
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Other than donuts,
what is Blair's favorite dessert?
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-Chocolate ice cream!
-Byron, it's cotton candy!
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-No!
-It's funnel cake!
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[BUZZER BUZZES]
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Guys, my favorite dessert
is snorkin' down a bowl of sprinkles
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dusted with a thin layer of rock candy.
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Oof, not a good start
for the Bennett-Blatts!
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I guess the one thing we can all agree on,
this team is, losing!
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[CHEERING]
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RACHEL: You guys are evil!
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That was so gross!
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We're like way, way, way, way off!
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Blair, you said I was born in 1945!
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You were all pathetic.
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Gator! You can't break into our house!
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I can and I did!
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And I broke in here because I heard how
bad you guys blew it in rehearsal.
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Family Squabbles
is about working together!
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But you're all so caught up
in your own worlds,
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you don't know anything about each other!
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This is gonna sound strange
but I actually think he's right.
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Of course I am! But don't worry.
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I'm gonna help you win that game.
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[HORN BLOWS]
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-What? We just did one!
-What?
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you decide
what kind of race the family has to run.
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Bye, guys.
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Oh man, I'm in on it.
The rest of the cast has no idea.
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I've rehearsed three different things.
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I don't know what the audience
is gonna choose, but I'm losing my mind.
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ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
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We will restart the scene with you saying,
"Of course I am, but don't worry".
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ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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Of course I am, but don't worry,
I'm gonna help you win that game.
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"And the most obvious way of
doing that is with, a cart race!"
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Follow me, guys! Let's go!
We're gonna get the blood flowing
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with some friendly competition.
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Blair and Owen will sit in the carts
and be pulled by their parents.
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Whoever is the first one back, wins!
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Ready? On your mark, get set, cart!
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-Let's go!
OWEN: Come on, Dad!
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RACHEL: Okay.
OWEN: Come on, Dad!
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BYRON: Okay, okay.
-Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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-Go, go, go!
BYRON: Whoa, whoa!
238
00:12:45,327 --> 00:12:46,871
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
239
00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:49,457
[CREATURES ROARING]
240
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:54,003
BYRON: Get out of my way!
-Come on, Dad! Speed up!
241
00:12:54,086 --> 00:12:56,255
BYRON: I'm gonna take the inside.
around the corner!
242
00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:58,507
OWEN: Speed up!
BYRON: I got the inside on her.
243
00:12:58,591 --> 00:13:00,217
-Yeah!
-Oh!
244
00:13:01,927 --> 00:13:05,014
-Eat my hay!
-Dad, run, run, run!
245
00:13:05,097 --> 00:13:06,891
BYRON: I'm gonna catch on the go around.
246
00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:09,310
-Faster, Mom, faster!
BYRON: I'm coming for you!
247
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:11,312
-I'm coming for you!
-Go! Go! Go!
248
00:13:11,395 --> 00:13:13,481
-We're coming up on 'em!
BLAIR: Go! Go! Go!
249
00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:15,775
-Go!
-Come on, faster!
250
00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:17,693
-I'm blocking him!
-Keep your hand--
251
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,323
We did it!
252
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,578
She had, like, the inside.
253
00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:30,081
-She had the inside lane.
-Gotta cheat to win.
254
00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:33,584
-Yeah.
-Great job, guys! Great job! Yeah!
255
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:38,297
Yeah but now it's time
to really buckle down.
256
00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:41,342
I ain't leaving until you all
get to know each other!
257
00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:44,136
And even after that, I might not leave!
258
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:51,310
Hey, this is it, the big show.
How does everyone feel?
259
00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:54,563
I actually feel pretty good.
Owen, what's my favorite book?
260
00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:56,691
-You don't have one.
-Bingo!
261
00:13:56,774 --> 00:13:59,985
-Rachel, what's my recurring nightmare?
-You catch some weird growing disease
262
00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:02,405
and we have to keep you in a barn,
feeding you pumpkins
263
00:14:02,488 --> 00:14:04,824
while trying to keep you
hidden from the government.
264
00:14:04,907 --> 00:14:06,033
You got it!
265
00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:09,120
-And again, that can't happen, right?
-Right.
266
00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:12,081
Gator, I gotta hand it to you. I think
your coaching really worked.
267
00:14:12,164 --> 00:14:14,041
I'm sorry, I can't talk to you like this.
268
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,043
Will you take that ridiculous
disguise off?
269
00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:17,878
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] No can do, governor.
270
00:14:17,962 --> 00:14:20,423
I'm afraid I'm not allowed anywhere
on this studio lot.
271
00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:22,758
See? Pish-posh.
272
00:14:22,842 --> 00:14:25,344
Well, I'm gonna go steal sodas
from the greenroom.
273
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:28,472
-Rachel, you coming?
-That's why I brought my extra big purse!
274
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:34,019
Oi! Top o' the mornin' to you,
Mr. Smiley Waterman!
275
00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:36,647
-I'm your biggest fan, I is!
-Oh yeah, that's nice.
276
00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,442
I've written a short
fan-fiction novella, I did!
277
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:42,653
It would tickle my knickers
if you would give it a read, it would.
278
00:14:42,737 --> 00:14:46,699
Big Ben, tally-ho and a
Benedict Cumberbatch to you and yours!
279
00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:49,785
Ah, you look awfully familiar.
Have we met before?
280
00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:55,958
Oi, I doubt that, governor.
281
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:59,920
Ooh, look at the time-y wime
on my arm clock-y wock!
282
00:15:00,004 --> 00:15:02,798
Toodle-loo, Harry Styles
and all that jazz!
283
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:05,301
[HUMS]
284
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:09,889
-Hey guys! Blair and Owen, right?
-Yeah, what of it?
285
00:15:09,972 --> 00:15:13,017
I'm Dirty Dan Jr.
and this is Dirty Danielle Jr.
286
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,310
We wanted to say hi.
287
00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:18,522
Not sure our dads want us chatting
seeing as they are mortal enemies and all.
288
00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:19,899
Mortal enemies?
289
00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:23,235
Our dad always said
he was a big fan of your dad.
290
00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:25,196
-Oh!
-It's cool.
291
00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:28,616
It's not like it matters now anyway,
our dad lost his job.
292
00:15:28,699 --> 00:15:31,369
Really? But he just won DJ of the Year.
293
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:35,706
Yeah, but they're replacing all DJs
with some kinda robot.
294
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:37,958
Dad's hoping someone will
see him on this game show
295
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:41,837
and give him a new radio job
but that'll probably never happen.
296
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,340
Hey! Owen and Blair, right?
297
00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:45,633
-Hi.
-Yep.
298
00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:47,426
It's great to meet you, guys.
299
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:49,678
Your dad is a living legend!
300
00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:54,100
Sorry kids, I tried to get you guys
some sodas, but they're all out.
301
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:55,601
Aww.
302
00:15:58,062 --> 00:16:02,316
-They really do seem nice.
-Yeah.
303
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,193
Not at all how Byron described him.
304
00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:08,155
Kids, you are not gonna believe
how many sodas we got in my purse!
305
00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:10,282
Everything's coming up us!
306
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:14,286
Now let's get ready to take down
that snake Dirty Dan
307
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,996
and his rotten, no-good family!
308
00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:17,164
[RACHEL GRUNTS]
309
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:24,839
ANNOUNCER: And now it's time for America's
fifth favorite game show.
310
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:29,009
ALL: Family Squabbles!
311
00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:33,472
ANNOUNCER:
Here's your host, Smiley Waterman!
312
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:37,101
Ha, ha, ha! Whoo!
313
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:41,022
Thank you! Thank you!
314
00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:44,150
You are too kind! Blessed and honored.
315
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,694
Blessed and honored!
316
00:16:46,777 --> 00:16:50,698
All right, now you all know the rules, and
I got four of these things to shoot today
317
00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:53,617
so let's get right to our first question!
318
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:58,039
This one goes to DJ Dirty Dan's family!
319
00:16:58,122 --> 00:17:02,376
Dirty Dan Jr., what is
your father's favorite hobby?
320
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:07,256
Well, to be honest, Mr. Waterman,
Pa hasn't had a lot of time for hobbies
321
00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:09,341
since my Mee-Maw got sick.
322
00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:13,387
But before that, I'd have to say that
his favorite hobby was finding stray dogs,
323
00:17:13,471 --> 00:17:16,849
nursing 'em back to health and
helping them find their forever home.
324
00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:20,978
Okay, so the boy one says
his Dad hasn't had a lot of time
325
00:17:21,062 --> 00:17:24,607
because of sick grandma but he used
to like snatchin' up gutter mutts.
326
00:17:25,858 --> 00:17:28,861
Let's see what Dad says.
327
00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:32,698
Oh! Ha, ha, ha!
328
00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:36,994
Now that is a family
that knows each other!
329
00:17:37,078 --> 00:17:39,372
Bennett-Blatts, same question.
330
00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:43,542
Blair, what is your dad's favorite hobby?
331
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:46,045
Watching Internet videos
of kangaroos fighting!
332
00:17:50,007 --> 00:17:51,675
-In your face!
-Yes!
333
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:54,053
RACHEL: Yes!
-In your face, she says.
334
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:58,140
Well, it looks the Bennett-Blatts
brought their A-game today!
335
00:17:58,224 --> 00:18:01,268
We've got an actual contest here!
336
00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:04,897
We'll be right back after
these quick messages!
337
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,030
Run deep! Run deep!
338
00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:15,908
Hurry! Go! Go!
339
00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:17,493
Come on, guys!
340
00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:20,329
Get them!
341
00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:25,000
We are coming up on the end of our show,
342
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:29,422
and DJ Dirty Dan's family
has the lead by five points.
343
00:18:31,257 --> 00:18:34,844
But, the final question
is worth 10 points!
344
00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:38,764
And this one is for the kids,
Dirty Dan Jr.
345
00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:43,686
and Dirty Danielle Jr.,
what is your father's biggest fear?
346
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:51,777
That something bad would happen
to my mother, my brother or me?
347
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:53,446
[BUZZER BUZZES]
348
00:18:53,529 --> 00:18:56,240
Ohh. I am so sorry.
349
00:18:56,323 --> 00:19:00,369
But the actual answer is, "That the
English language doesn't have a word
350
00:19:00,453 --> 00:19:03,748
strong enough to properly express
to my family how much I love them."
351
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:05,458
That's okay, kids.
352
00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:07,001
The bank can't take love from us.
353
00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:10,588
Okay, Dirty Dan's family
still has the lead,
354
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:16,761
but if the Bennett-Blatt's can get this
answer correct, they win the entire game!
355
00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:21,515
Owen and Blair,
what is your father's biggest fear?
356
00:19:23,559 --> 00:19:27,521
This is simple. Submarines.
Because they could be anywhere.
357
00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:31,400
Yeah, I know. It's just that,
maybe they're...
358
00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:32,902
Oh, great.
359
00:19:32,985 --> 00:19:36,113
You're about to try to convince me
to do something selfless, aren't you?
360
00:19:36,197 --> 00:19:38,115
With everything they've got going on,
361
00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:42,328
I actually think this money would mean
a lot more to them than it would to us.
362
00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:45,331
Stupid Owen always making me
do the stupid right thing.
363
00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:49,543
Fine. I better get into heaven for this.
364
00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:52,129
Owen and Blair, we need an answer.
365
00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:55,466
What is your father's biggest fear?
366
00:19:55,549 --> 00:19:57,051
-Responsibility.
-Bees or something.
367
00:19:57,343 --> 00:19:58,677
[BUZZER BUZZES]
368
00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:00,638
No! Submarines!
369
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,681
They're like whales with missiles!
370
00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:04,809
Ohh. That is incorrect and that mean
371
00:20:04,892 --> 00:20:08,479
that DJ Dirty Dan's family wins
372
00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:11,941
the 25,000 dollars!
373
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:14,694
We had it!
374
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:16,237
[HORN BLOWS]
375
00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:21,367
ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote.
376
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:26,497
You get to choose which consolation
prize the family receives.
377
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,374
BLAIR: What if you say, "rematch"?
378
00:20:28,457 --> 00:20:29,875
-Oh!
-What if we do a rematch?
379
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,420
Ohh. But in a different way!
380
00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:33,754
BYRON: Game's not over.
-Yes.
381
00:20:33,838 --> 00:20:35,381
-Game's not over.
-Double or nothing.
382
00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:38,259
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in and let's go back
to the scene.
383
00:20:39,719 --> 00:20:40,720
DIRECTOR: Action!
384
00:20:40,803 --> 00:20:42,805
"Even though
the Bennett-Blatt's didn't win,
385
00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:45,766
we are not gonna send them home
empty-handed."
386
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:50,229
Guys, step this way to claim
your consolation prize!
387
00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:56,193
"As a second place Family
Squabbles winner,
388
00:20:56,277 --> 00:21:00,489
you all get a year's supply of Eggnog!"
389
00:21:01,824 --> 00:21:02,825
No!
390
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,168
Gross!
391
00:21:14,211 --> 00:21:15,796
That's eggnog all right.
392
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,757
There's extra nog in there.
393
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:23,929
Oh, you're very lucky because last week's
surprise was a year's supply of bricks!
394
00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:25,598
-Oh, wow!
SMILEY: But, you know what?
395
00:21:25,681 --> 00:21:30,227
I never enjoy eggnog without
just a light sprinkling of cinnamon.
396
00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:31,562
-What?
-What?
397
00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:37,276
Enjoy your prize, kin.
398
00:21:39,779 --> 00:21:45,618
Bennett-Blatt's, sorry you didn't win
that 25,000 dollars!
399
00:21:45,701 --> 00:21:48,371
We had it! How did this happen?
400
00:21:48,454 --> 00:21:52,166
We were so close to spending
two whole weeks
401
00:21:52,249 --> 00:21:55,252
snorkeling with the Aqua-pellas!
402
00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:57,463
Well, at least we did the right thing.
403
00:21:59,048 --> 00:22:01,300
[LAUGHING]
404
00:22:04,345 --> 00:22:06,639
Real gullible kids you got there, Byron!
405
00:22:06,722 --> 00:22:07,890
My kids were like:
406
00:22:07,973 --> 00:22:09,725
[SOBBING] "Dad lost his job."
407
00:22:09,809 --> 00:22:13,020
Ha! Yeah right, like that
would ever happen.
408
00:22:13,104 --> 00:22:14,897
Don't act all hurt-y...
409
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,316
[IN UNISON] 'Cause you just got dirtied!
410
00:22:23,072 --> 00:22:24,699
Wait.
411
00:22:24,782 --> 00:22:27,493
Kids, did you throw the game
because you felt bad for them?
412
00:22:27,576 --> 00:22:29,161
Owen made me do the right thing!
413
00:22:29,245 --> 00:22:31,539
You know I'd never do
the right thing on my own.
414
00:22:31,622 --> 00:22:33,582
I'm sorry. I believed them!
415
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:38,045
His name is Dirty Dan! It's right there.
416
00:22:38,129 --> 00:22:40,756
Kids, I'm proud of you.
417
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,634
I'm furious with you,
but I'm also proud of you.
418
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,513
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, guys,
it's me, Gator.
419
00:22:48,848 --> 00:22:50,224
Tough break out there.
420
00:22:50,307 --> 00:22:54,353
Good news is you came together as a family
and that's what's really important.
421
00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:57,023
-[IN UNISON] Security!
-It's him!
422
00:22:58,524 --> 00:23:00,401
And that's our show!
423
00:23:00,484 --> 00:23:03,029
You guys have been a great crowd!