1 00:00:01,188 --> 00:00:03,441 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It! 2 00:00:03,524 --> 00:00:05,359 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:23,794 Roll, roll, roll! 4 00:00:24,587 --> 00:00:25,880 [BELL RINGS] 5 00:00:30,051 --> 00:00:32,178 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 6 00:00:33,387 --> 00:00:34,722 Woo! 7 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:36,724 -Yeah! Woo! -Yeah! 8 00:00:36,807 --> 00:00:40,227 -Woo! -Woo! 9 00:00:40,311 --> 00:00:41,312 Yeah! 10 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:45,274 Welcome to Just Roll With It! 11 00:00:45,358 --> 00:00:48,986 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! -Yes. 12 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:51,489 -A show that gives-- -Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 13 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:53,157 Ramon, why are you wearing all that? 14 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,827 Just preparing for, ya know, what happens when we hear this sound... 15 00:00:56,952 --> 00:00:59,413 [HORN BLOWS] 16 00:00:59,497 --> 00:01:03,709 That's right. When you hear that, you guys vote, and he might need those. 17 00:01:04,335 --> 00:01:06,462 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 18 00:01:08,255 --> 00:01:11,509 And whatever happens, we'll have to... 19 00:01:11,592 --> 00:01:13,886 ALL: Just Roll With It! 20 00:01:25,022 --> 00:01:27,233 Oh! Welcome to Spirit Week, kids! 21 00:01:27,316 --> 00:01:30,569 Or, as I like to call it, teachers' Mardi Gras! 22 00:01:30,653 --> 00:01:33,114 Woo! Woo-hoo! 23 00:01:35,616 --> 00:01:39,578 Wow, everyone's really excited about the big basketball game this week. 24 00:01:39,662 --> 00:01:43,416 Yeah, why do you seem so bummed? You're actually on the team. 25 00:01:43,499 --> 00:01:45,501 Hardly. I never get to play. 26 00:01:45,584 --> 00:01:49,296 All coach lets me do is wave a towel around to get the crowd hyped. 27 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:50,715 I think I'm getting bench-butt. 28 00:01:52,425 --> 00:01:54,677 That's what happens when you skip a grade. 29 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,847 Now you're on the big boy basketball team, and you're just an itty-bitty, 30 00:01:57,930 --> 00:02:00,015 little baby, mini popcorn shrimpy kid. 31 00:02:02,309 --> 00:02:05,938 Maybe next year I'll hit a growth spurt and be as good as Big Jim. 32 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:08,107 Ha! Yeah, right. 33 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:10,943 Everyone in this two-bit town thinks Big Jim Miller is gonna 34 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:14,113 go pro when he graduates, and I'm gonna cash in on it. 35 00:02:14,697 --> 00:02:18,242 Check it out. We made bootleg Big Jim merch to sell. 36 00:02:18,325 --> 00:02:22,163 We got Big Jim mugs, Big Jim water bottles, 37 00:02:22,246 --> 00:02:26,292 we even got Big Jim gym shorts in sizes small to extra big. 38 00:02:27,585 --> 00:02:31,005 So, you're telling me you got extra big, Big Jim gym shorts? 39 00:02:32,923 --> 00:02:37,553 Yep. Top of the line, luxury items, spared no expense. 40 00:02:37,636 --> 00:02:41,265 They look like they were made in five minutes with an iron. 41 00:02:41,348 --> 00:02:43,059 And is that my shirt? 42 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:49,565 And it could be again for the low, low price of twenty-five dollars. 43 00:02:49,648 --> 00:02:52,860 Blair, how are you expecting people to pay for this garbage? 44 00:02:53,152 --> 00:02:54,737 [NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYS ON TV] 45 00:02:54,904 --> 00:02:56,405 BOY: Hey, Frank Morris Middle. 46 00:02:56,489 --> 00:03:00,493 It's Spirit Week, so beep, beep, get out the way as Big Jim is sure 47 00:03:00,576 --> 00:03:04,038 to pulverize King James Middle this Friday. 48 00:03:04,121 --> 00:03:06,040 Boom-wacka-wacka-wacka. 49 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:10,711 This has been your news flash with Norvin Schnuckle. 50 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,634 Whoa, I have never seen Norvin that riled up. 51 00:03:18,135 --> 00:03:20,179 Bingo! Right there. 52 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:22,598 That's how I get people to pay for this garbage. 53 00:03:22,681 --> 00:03:25,059 People do whatever the TV tells them to. 54 00:03:25,142 --> 00:03:28,229 I get on there, hijack the minds of the masses, 55 00:03:28,312 --> 00:03:31,273 and brainwash them to be my cash pigs. 56 00:03:31,816 --> 00:03:33,484 [WHISTLE BLOWING & CHEERING] 57 00:03:37,029 --> 00:03:40,533 Gather 'round, children! It's Big Jim! 58 00:03:42,868 --> 00:03:46,789 Hey, Big Jim, tell everyone what you're gonna do this Friday? 59 00:03:46,872 --> 00:03:48,290 Big Jim's gonna win! 60 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:52,420 Go, Sharks! 61 00:03:52,503 --> 00:03:54,004 Okay, back to lunch, everyone. 62 00:03:55,965 --> 00:04:00,428 Oh, Owen, just the little shrimp I wanted to see! 63 00:04:00,511 --> 00:04:03,222 So, you know how good Big Jim is at basketball? 64 00:04:03,305 --> 00:04:06,267 -Yeah. -Well, that's how bad he is at school. 65 00:04:07,727 --> 00:04:09,019 It's true, bro. 66 00:04:09,103 --> 00:04:11,605 I'm what medical professionals refer to as an oaf. 67 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:17,486 So, I'm going to need you to help tutor him for the big math test on Thursday. 68 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:21,032 Yeah, sure, us teammates gotta look out for each other. 69 00:04:21,115 --> 00:04:22,491 [IN UNISON] You're on the team? 70 00:04:27,079 --> 00:04:29,165 I recognize you now. The hype man! 71 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,710 Great, it's settled! 72 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:35,629 Just make sure he passes the test, or else he won't be able to play, 73 00:04:35,713 --> 00:04:38,299 and the entire school will hate you. 74 00:04:38,382 --> 00:04:39,383 But have fun! 75 00:04:42,845 --> 00:04:46,348 Hey, Blair, I heard you signed up for the school announcements. Exciting stuff! 76 00:04:46,432 --> 00:04:48,434 I love that you're gonna follow in our footsteps 77 00:04:48,517 --> 00:04:51,979 and get into the world of broadcasting. You know, we could give you a few tips. 78 00:04:52,355 --> 00:04:54,315 [HORN BLOWS] 79 00:04:54,982 --> 00:04:56,942 No! No! 80 00:04:58,736 --> 00:05:02,823 ANNOUNCER: Time for you to vote. Who should we bring into the scene? 81 00:05:02,907 --> 00:05:05,242 Please be nice and I'll give you a hug. 82 00:05:05,326 --> 00:05:07,828 So, Rachel, we'll be re-starting the scene with a new line 83 00:05:07,912 --> 00:05:09,747 that you have to read off of a card. 84 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,832 ANNOUNCER: Votes are in. Now back to the scene. 85 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:13,959 MAN: Let's roll, please. 86 00:05:14,043 --> 00:05:15,044 DIRECTOR: Action! 87 00:05:15,127 --> 00:05:17,171 "I love that you're gonna follow in our footsteps 88 00:05:17,254 --> 00:05:20,716 and get into the world of broadcasting. You know, we could give you a few tips. 89 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,387 Like how having good interviewing skills is the most important 90 00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:26,138 thing when you're on air. 91 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:32,603 So today you're going to interview a beloved local legend, Jeff the Clown!" 92 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,438 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 93 00:05:34,522 --> 00:05:35,815 Oh! 94 00:05:35,898 --> 00:05:37,441 [DOORBELL RINGS] 95 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:41,070 Let's just see what this guy is all about. 96 00:05:41,153 --> 00:05:42,405 Whoa! 97 00:05:45,366 --> 00:05:47,159 -Oh, my goodness. BYRON: What's up, Jeff? 98 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:49,787 -Hey, how are ya? How ya doin'? -Fantastic! 99 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,372 Who's this bozo? 100 00:05:53,332 --> 00:05:58,796 "So, a lot of my friends think clowns are scary, and so do I. 101 00:05:58,879 --> 00:06:01,674 -How does that make you feel?" -I hate it. 102 00:06:01,757 --> 00:06:04,969 The fact is, I'm a highly educated clown. 103 00:06:05,052 --> 00:06:08,431 I graduated from the Harvard of Clown Schools. 104 00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:10,683 "Then why do you guys wear that scary make-up? 105 00:06:10,766 --> 00:06:12,351 And, what's up with your hair?" 106 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:19,817 Clowning is serious business! 107 00:06:20,276 --> 00:06:21,902 [AUDIENCE GASPS] 108 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:25,531 You know, I'm getting sick of this interview. 109 00:06:25,614 --> 00:06:27,658 BLAIR: Just one more question. 110 00:06:27,742 --> 00:06:31,287 "How do you feel about being upstaged by Choo-Choo the Great? 111 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:33,664 I hear she's now the hottest clown in town." 112 00:06:34,707 --> 00:06:35,791 Oh, dear! 113 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,338 Choo-Choo! 114 00:06:41,422 --> 00:06:45,509 You got a lot of nerve, being a low-budget clown without a degree. 115 00:06:47,595 --> 00:06:48,596 [HONKS] 116 00:06:48,679 --> 00:06:51,474 Oh! Yah! 117 00:06:51,557 --> 00:06:53,017 Oh my goodness! 118 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,352 -Oh! AUDIENCE: Oh! 119 00:06:55,436 --> 00:06:56,687 Oh that was expensive! 120 00:06:58,981 --> 00:07:02,735 Blair, give her the dessert! 121 00:07:02,818 --> 00:07:04,987 Oh, whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Go for it! 122 00:07:05,071 --> 00:07:06,655 -Oh, yeah, yeah. -Are you kidding 123 00:07:06,739 --> 00:07:07,948 -Oh! -Yeah! 124 00:07:09,742 --> 00:07:11,577 Oh! 125 00:07:15,373 --> 00:07:16,707 Woo! 126 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:20,169 [CHEERING] 127 00:07:23,672 --> 00:07:25,132 That was helpful, huh? 128 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:27,593 I've got more tips if you want. 129 00:07:27,676 --> 00:07:31,347 Well, guess there is one other thing you can teach me. 130 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:34,141 What's the best way to get suckers to buy garbage? 131 00:07:34,225 --> 00:07:37,645 Well, honey, the best way to sell something is to prey 132 00:07:37,728 --> 00:07:40,147 on the human ego and fear. 133 00:07:40,231 --> 00:07:43,109 You want the customer to feel that if they don't own your product, 134 00:07:43,192 --> 00:07:45,403 their lives won't be as good as everyone else's. 135 00:07:45,486 --> 00:07:50,616 So your sales pitch should tap into the primal emotions of urgency, 136 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,243 jealousy and greed. 137 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:58,582 Or you could just make a catchy jingle sung by like a dancing cat or something. 138 00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:02,920 -Right? -I understood that one. Dancing cat. 139 00:08:03,504 --> 00:08:04,547 [DOORBELL RINGS] 140 00:08:06,632 --> 00:08:07,925 Hey, Owen. 141 00:08:08,008 --> 00:08:14,056 Is that Big Jim Miller, the hometown hero, in my house? 142 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,558 Oh! 143 00:08:15,641 --> 00:08:18,602 You're my favorite Frank Morris Middle School basketball player. 144 00:08:18,686 --> 00:08:20,187 -Dad! -What? He is! 145 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:21,772 I'm on that team! 146 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:25,693 Right, right. He's my favorite on the court. 147 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:28,404 You're my favorite that does the whippy towel thing. 148 00:08:28,904 --> 00:08:30,448 And, my dad was just leaving. 149 00:08:30,531 --> 00:08:34,493 -Right, Pop? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right about, now. 150 00:08:36,287 --> 00:08:39,040 Now that the paparazzi's gone, let's get started. 151 00:08:39,123 --> 00:08:41,792 The test is gonna be on positive and negative fractions. 152 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:43,794 Cool, cool. Excited to dive in. 153 00:08:43,878 --> 00:08:46,380 First question, what are fractions? 154 00:08:46,464 --> 00:08:48,382 Ha-ha-ha. You're kidding. 155 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:50,551 He said, what are... 156 00:08:55,306 --> 00:08:57,183 Oh, you're not kidding. 157 00:08:59,018 --> 00:09:00,478 Can Big Jim be honest? 158 00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:04,190 Big Jim's not good at math. There's no way I'ma pass this test. 159 00:09:04,273 --> 00:09:08,069 And when I don't, half this town's gonna riot, the other half is gonna be excited, 160 00:09:08,152 --> 00:09:11,614 and the third half probably won't care because they don't follow basketball. 161 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:15,785 Wow, you're really not good at fractions. 162 00:09:17,161 --> 00:09:19,580 But don't worry, that's why you're here. 163 00:09:20,623 --> 00:09:22,249 Big Jim was thinking of a plan. 164 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,044 Now this is complicated, so listen close. 165 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:26,462 On the day of the big test, 166 00:09:28,547 --> 00:09:30,758 -I'll cheat off you. -That's your plan? 167 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:34,011 Look, dude, Big Jim's gotta play. 168 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:37,723 If Big Jim doesn't play, our school loses, and there's gonna be scouts at the game. 169 00:09:37,807 --> 00:09:40,726 If Big Jim isn't there, that means no college hoops for Big Jim, 170 00:09:40,810 --> 00:09:42,686 and then no pro ball. 171 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:45,564 Owen, us teammates gotta look out for each other. 172 00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:48,025 The whole school is counting on us. 173 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,193 The whole school? 174 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,573 [CHEERING] 175 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:04,625 Owen, over here! 176 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,006 You been thinking about what we talked about? 177 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:13,134 Ya know, the cheating? 178 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:17,847 Jim, I want to be a team player, but I don't think it's r-- 179 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:20,850 Whoa, bro, you don't have any fish sticks. 180 00:10:20,933 --> 00:10:23,644 Hey, Luna! Could my friend here get some fish sticks? 181 00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:25,521 -He's an important member of the team. -Oh! 182 00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:27,857 So give him some that haven't fallen on the floor. 183 00:10:28,107 --> 00:10:30,735 Some floor-less fish sticks, coming right up! 184 00:10:32,236 --> 00:10:35,656 Floor-less fish sticks? I feel like a fancy princess! 185 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:38,826 That's nothing. 186 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:39,910 Hey, Library Lady. 187 00:10:39,994 --> 00:10:43,247 Hey, Big Jim! I can't wait for the game on Friday. 188 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:47,001 Do you think my best pal, Owen, could get the library to himself 189 00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:48,711 this week as a personal favor to me? 190 00:10:48,794 --> 00:10:50,379 As you wish, my liege. 191 00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:54,175 The whole library? 192 00:10:54,258 --> 00:10:57,261 Yeah, you could read everything and there'll be no other kids 193 00:10:57,344 --> 00:10:58,471 around to make fun of you. 194 00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:00,347 Wow! 195 00:11:00,431 --> 00:11:03,142 Wait, do kids make fun of me? 196 00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:07,605 Not anymore, bro, your life's about to change. 197 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:09,482 I'll also get you an open shot in the game. 198 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:12,568 -I'm talking buzzer beater. -Are you serious? 199 00:11:12,651 --> 00:11:16,197 Life can always be this good if you help me out. 200 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,449 So, what do you say? 201 00:11:18,532 --> 00:11:21,827 I say, could you make my buzzer beater a lay-up? 202 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:29,251 So you can see why I'm so torn. 203 00:11:29,335 --> 00:11:32,254 On the one hand, our entire educational system rests on the foundation 204 00:11:32,338 --> 00:11:35,007 of students being honest and if we disregard that, our whole 205 00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:36,258 society could collapse. 206 00:11:36,342 --> 00:11:38,552 But on the other hand, clean fish sticks! 207 00:11:40,179 --> 00:11:42,765 Did you know they're not supposed to be gritty? 208 00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:47,978 Owen, the entire school is counting on you to make sure Big Jim passes. 209 00:11:48,062 --> 00:11:51,607 And more importantly, I'm counting on you because if Big 210 00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:54,527 Jim doesn't play then I can't sell my luxury garbage. 211 00:11:56,112 --> 00:11:57,738 Now get out of my light. 212 00:11:57,822 --> 00:11:59,824 [NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 213 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:03,494 Hey, Frank Morris Middle! B-squared, here. 214 00:12:03,577 --> 00:12:07,373 A bombshell study came out this week that said all the coolest kids 215 00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:10,668 in school are wearing Big Jim merchandise to the big game. 216 00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:14,130 But where do you get it? Well, I'm glad you asked. 217 00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:22,054 From now until Friday, these babies are available at locker 318. 218 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:24,682 Now here's Ruth with our jingle. 219 00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:27,893 ♪ We hope our team is gonna win! ♪ 220 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:30,646 ♪ Get your Big Jim merch if you wanna fit in! ♪ 221 00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:33,482 ♪ Locker 318, if you know what I mean! ♪ 222 00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:35,484 ♪ Meow! Meow! Meow! ♪ 223 00:12:35,568 --> 00:12:37,528 Okay, verse number two. 224 00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:42,742 -♪ Jim was born down in Columbus and-- ♪ -Okay Ruth, that's enough. 225 00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:43,826 Thank you. 226 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:49,040 Anyway, clubs are meeting, and other school things are happening, too. 227 00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:52,752 This has been B-squared, and that's what's real. 228 00:12:52,835 --> 00:12:54,712 [NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 229 00:12:56,881 --> 00:12:58,007 [DOORBELL RINGS] 230 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:03,554 'Sup, bro. Why'd you text me and say you need me to come over? 231 00:13:03,637 --> 00:13:06,265 Do you need to go over the cheating plan again? 232 00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:09,727 No, I think I got it. You sit behind me and copy my answers. 233 00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:13,689 Big Jim, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 234 00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:16,108 -I'm not gonna cheat for you. -What? 235 00:13:16,192 --> 00:13:20,237 Here's why your plan's not gonna work. I'm a big ol' snitch. 236 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,406 In fact, I'm snitching to you that I am a snitch. 237 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,492 That's how big of a snitch I am. 238 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:27,370 All I'm trying to say is, you have so much going for you, 239 00:13:27,453 --> 00:13:29,663 don't throw it away because of some cheating scandal. 240 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:32,625 Here, take a look at this. 241 00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:37,630 Ever hear of Regular-Sized Rani? He was the star kicker at-- 242 00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:39,590 [HORN BLOWS] 243 00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:41,717 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 244 00:13:41,884 --> 00:13:43,052 Woo! 245 00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:51,268 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices one, two or three. 246 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,063 You guys vote on what you want to have happen next. 247 00:13:54,146 --> 00:13:57,817 -My nerves are out the roof right now. DIRECTOR: All right so, Owen. 248 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,695 The scene will restart with a new line we have written in a book. 249 00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:02,988 -You should read that new line. -I'm ready. 250 00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:06,992 ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in. Let's go back to the scene. 251 00:14:08,911 --> 00:14:10,204 DIRECTOR: Action! 252 00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:11,872 OWEN: Here, take a look at this. 253 00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:15,876 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 254 00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:23,634 All right, "I wanted to convince you of the dangers of cheating, 255 00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:27,304 and there's nothing more convincing than a young man in a three-piece suit." 256 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,557 I mean, look at it. Look at it. 257 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,933 That's nice, right? Yeah. 258 00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:35,938 "Especially if that young man decides to sing you a song about not cheating. 259 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:38,024 Which is what I'm going to do right now." 260 00:14:38,107 --> 00:14:39,483 Woo! 261 00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:44,280 ♪ Oh! ♪ 262 00:14:44,363 --> 00:14:45,448 ♪ Ooh-hoo! ♪ 263 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,034 ♪ Woo! ♪ 264 00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:53,789 ♪ Sometimes in your life, you don't gotta cheat ♪ 265 00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:55,708 This is a song for Big Jim. 266 00:14:58,502 --> 00:14:59,628 ♪Big Jim! ♪ 267 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,924 ♪ You know! Goo-- ♪ 268 00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:06,510 Oh, my choir, thank you, guys. 269 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:07,762 ♪ -Don't cheat -Yes! ♪ 270 00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,722 ♪ Big Jim! ♪ 271 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:13,976 ♪ Oh, you don't gotta cheat ♪ 272 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,561 ♪ Ooh-hoo! ♪ 273 00:15:15,644 --> 00:15:16,729 ♪-Don't cheat -Oh ♪ 274 00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:21,067 ♪ Oh! Big Jim, you don't got to ♪ 275 00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:25,363 ♪ Cheat! ♪ 276 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:28,324 ♪ -Don't cheat -Big Jim ♪ 277 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:30,826 ♪ -I know it's hard -Don't cheat ♪ 278 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:36,832 ♪ -When you are looked at as an oaf -Don't cheat ♪ 279 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:43,547 ♪ But it's okay because someday you'll go pro ♪ 280 00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:47,968 ♪ You're gonna go pro! You're gonna go pro! ♪ 281 00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:51,097 ♪ -You're gonna go... go pro! -Don't cheat ♪ 282 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,017 ♪ Oh, Big Jim ♪ 283 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,772 ♪ Oh, Big Jim ♪ 284 00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:02,566 ♪ I won't help you cheat to improve your score! ♪ 285 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:03,651 ♪ Don't cheat ♪ 286 00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:10,658 ♪ Even if I have to eat fish sticks from off the floor ♪ 287 00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:12,493 ♪ Don't cheat ♪ 288 00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:15,830 ♪ Oh, Big Jim, it's okay ♪ 289 00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:21,460 ♪ Take my hand And you'll be okay ♪ 290 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:22,878 Sing us out. Sing us out. 291 00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:24,130 ♪ Oh, you shouldn't cheat ♪ 292 00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:26,173 ♪ -You shouldn't cheat! -It won't go well ♪ 293 00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:29,218 ♪ -Oh ho! -And if you do, Owen will tell ♪ 294 00:16:29,301 --> 00:16:30,886 ♪ -I'm gonna tell! -Owen will tell! ♪ 295 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:33,013 ♪ -I'm a big ol' snitch! -Owen will tell! ♪ 296 00:16:33,097 --> 00:16:35,057 ♪ -I'm a big ol' snitch! -Owen will tell! ♪ 297 00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:37,309 ♪ -Owen will tell! -I'm a big ol' snitch! She-- ♪ 298 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:41,856 ♪ Owen will tell. Owen will tell. Owen will tell. ♪ 299 00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:46,861 ♪ Owen will tell. Owen will tell. Owen will tell. Owen will tell. ♪ 300 00:16:46,944 --> 00:16:49,155 Can we give it up for the choir, baby? 301 00:16:49,238 --> 00:16:50,990 Thank you! Thank you! 302 00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,201 Hoo! 303 00:16:54,285 --> 00:16:56,954 See you guys on the tour bus! 304 00:16:57,038 --> 00:16:58,414 We're taking this on the road! 305 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,836 So, you don't think Big Jim should cheat? 306 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:09,800 -No. -You really believe Big Jim can pass? 307 00:17:09,884 --> 00:17:12,261 I know Big Jim can pass. 308 00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:16,348 All right, I'll take the test on my own. 309 00:17:16,432 --> 00:17:18,100 Now, let's learn about history. 310 00:17:20,144 --> 00:17:23,981 It's math, but I love your enthusiasm. Let's hit these books! 311 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,527 [CHEERING] 312 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:35,618 ♪ Just roll with it! ♪ 313 00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:44,794 I can't believe you guys are almost sold out of this junk. 314 00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:47,546 Yeah, it's great how impressionable people are. 315 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,507 TV should really be illegal. 316 00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:51,801 [SOBS] 317 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,637 All is lost, children! 318 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,430 All is lost! 319 00:17:56,514 --> 00:18:02,645 I just ran Big Jim's test through the grade machine, and he failed! 320 00:18:02,728 --> 00:18:07,024 He can't play in the big game. Disperse, students. 321 00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:10,194 Head for the hills! Go find other schools to enroll in. 322 00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:12,697 And you! 323 00:18:14,198 --> 00:18:16,158 You're the one that did this to us. 324 00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:18,244 He was supposed to make Big Jim smart! 325 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:23,249 ALL: Boo, Owen! Boo, Owen! Boo, Owen! Boo, Owen! 326 00:18:23,332 --> 00:18:26,836 I know my angry mobs. This could be real bad for my brother. 327 00:18:26,919 --> 00:18:28,963 -Come with me. ALL: Boo, Owen! Boo, Owen! 328 00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:32,925 I'm sorry! I swear, Big Jim was doing pretty good last night. 329 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:36,512 Owen, I'm a furious ball of rage. 330 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:39,098 Prepare to taste my wrath. 331 00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:42,893 Look everyone, the TV just came on! 332 00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:46,063 B-squared here, with a breaking news bulletin. 333 00:18:46,147 --> 00:18:48,774 We're all dealing with the aftermath of... 334 00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:55,364 The failing of Big Jim Miller. 335 00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:58,534 I'm proud to announce an exclusive interview with the flunky 336 00:18:58,617 --> 00:19:02,079 of the hour himself, Big Jim Miller. 337 00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:05,791 Big Jim, give it to me straight, what happened? 338 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,961 Thing is, all the questions they asked was stuff that I didn't know. 339 00:19:09,045 --> 00:19:11,881 And I believe you even worked with a tutor on this. 340 00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:13,758 Yeah. Owen. 341 00:19:13,966 --> 00:19:15,176 [ALL GROWL] 342 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:19,638 And your failing wasn't his fault, was it? 343 00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:22,892 -No, and nobody should be mad at him. ALL: Huh? 344 00:19:23,017 --> 00:19:26,896 In fact, Owen was the first tutor Big Jim had who actually cared about Big 345 00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:30,274 Jim as a person, and not just some jock who can help the school win. 346 00:19:30,358 --> 00:19:32,818 And even though Big Jim only got three questions right, 347 00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:35,237 Big Jim got those three questions right on his own. 348 00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:36,739 So there you have it. 349 00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:41,285 Big Jim can't play, but it was not because of his shrimpy yet well intending tutor, 350 00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:42,536 Owen Blatt. 351 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:46,040 And what better way to commemorate this historic day 352 00:19:46,123 --> 00:19:49,251 than by buying your very own 353 00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:53,672 "I Was There When Big Jim Failed" t-shirts. 354 00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:55,674 Pre-order with Ruth in the cafeteria. 355 00:20:01,806 --> 00:20:04,558 I still can't believe it! I got in the big game! 356 00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:08,270 Hey, maybe if more of the good players fail stuff, you'll get to start someday. 357 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:11,774 Thanks, I guess. 358 00:20:13,192 --> 00:20:14,735 [DOORBELL RINGS] 359 00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:20,491 Big Jim! Yeah. 360 00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:26,163 The team really needed you earlier. I mean really, really needed you. 361 00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:30,334 I mean, the kids lost bad. It was brutal. 362 00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:33,546 So brutal, the coach said, "whatever" and let Owen play. 363 00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:38,175 -Did you see him out there? -I ran down the court, twice! 364 00:20:38,259 --> 00:20:41,178 A whole sixteen seconds of action. 365 00:20:41,262 --> 00:20:44,390 I almost got it on video, but by the time I got the phone out of my purse, 366 00:20:44,473 --> 00:20:47,184 they'd already sent him back to the bench. 367 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,687 Owen, Big Jim wanted to say thanks. 368 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:50,938 [HORN BLOWS] 369 00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:52,398 Woo! 370 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:59,030 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience what should Big Jim give Owen? 371 00:20:59,113 --> 00:21:02,074 This episode has been the best episode of my life. 372 00:21:02,158 --> 00:21:05,619 I think Big Jim is gonna give him a present and that present is messy! 373 00:21:05,703 --> 00:21:09,498 ALL: Just roll with it! ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene. 374 00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:11,125 DIRECTOR: Action! 375 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,044 Owen, Big Jim wanted to say thanks. 376 00:21:13,127 --> 00:21:15,796 So Big Jim got you a milkshake slide! 377 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,757 What? 378 00:21:24,221 --> 00:21:27,099 Oh my...! 379 00:21:27,183 --> 00:21:28,809 -It's huge! Oh my gosh! BYRON: Yeah! 380 00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:31,479 RACHEL: Oh, that's big! BLAIR: Oh, it's big! 381 00:21:31,562 --> 00:21:34,482 -Big Jim, can I go first? BIG JIM: Yes, go ahead. 382 00:21:40,154 --> 00:21:41,906 RACHEL: Oh! Oh! 383 00:21:43,157 --> 00:21:44,325 Oh! 384 00:21:45,951 --> 00:21:48,704 AUDIENCE: Headfirst! Headfirst! Headfirst! 385 00:21:48,788 --> 00:21:50,664 -Here we go! Here we go! -Woo! 386 00:21:50,748 --> 00:21:52,208 [BYRON YELLS] 387 00:21:57,213 --> 00:21:58,631 Oh! 388 00:21:58,714 --> 00:22:01,425 [YELLS] 389 00:22:03,552 --> 00:22:04,595 BIG JIM: Rachel! 390 00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:06,097 ALL: Rachel! Rachel! 391 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:07,890 RACHEL: Oh! 392 00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:11,394 You alright, baby? 393 00:22:12,561 --> 00:22:14,480 This my wife! This my wife! 394 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:16,273 BIG JIM: Owen! Owen! 395 00:22:16,357 --> 00:22:18,150 -Owen! Owen! -Oh! 396 00:22:20,569 --> 00:22:22,988 ALL: Blair! Blair! Blair! Blair! 397 00:22:23,072 --> 00:22:25,866 Blair! Blair! Whoa! 398 00:22:29,161 --> 00:22:31,247 -Come over here. AUDIENCE: Big Jim! Big Jim! 399 00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:33,666 BYRON: You all right. Come over here. -Big Jim! Big Jim! 400 00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:35,710 ALL: Big Jim! -Me? 401 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:37,211 ALL: Big Jim! -Let's go! 402 00:22:37,294 --> 00:22:38,879 OWEN: Big Jim! 403 00:22:40,005 --> 00:22:41,424 Whoa! 404 00:22:47,054 --> 00:22:50,391 And that's our show! 405 00:22:50,474 --> 00:22:52,727 You guys have been a great crowd! 406 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:56,147 -Woo! BYRON: Yeah! 407 00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:09,827 ♪ Roll with it! ♪ 408 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,872 ♪ Just roll with it! Just roll with it! ♪ 409 00:23:12,955 --> 00:23:16,751 ♪ Just roll with it! Roll with it! ♪ 410 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:20,337 ♪ Just roll with it! Just roll with it! ♪ 411 00:23:20,421 --> 00:23:24,842 ♪ Just roll with it! Roll with it! ♪