ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[IN UNISON] Just Roll With It! Just Roll With It!
[BELL RINGS]
[CHEERING]
Woo!
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
A show that is totally scripted with no surprises.
Yes, exactly, except the opposite.
When you hear this sound...
[HORN BLOWS]
You get to vote on what happens to us in scenes.
And we'll have to...
ALL: Just Roll With It!
BYRON: Let's start the show!
Okay, this old roll-a-way bed from the attic should do the trick.
So just open it up, brush out the dead spiders.
Can't Owen sleep in your room or in the garage?
Or, I hear the street is quite nice this time of year.
Calm down.
It's just for a few days while The Gator's staying in your brother's room.
I still don't understand why The Gator can't stay in a hotel.
-You know how much you pay him. -Ha, ha. Oh, right.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!
It's like sleep-away camp but indoors and maybe forever.
Anyway, thanks again! Yay!
Come on, he's going through a tough time right now.
He and his mom got in a fight and she kicked him out of the house.
Well, actually she kicked him out of the boat that he lives on in her driveway.
That sounds like other people's problems.
How did other people's problems suddenly become our family's problem?
Because three out of the four people in this family are good people.
Besides, he won't be here long.
I'm sure I'll be able to smooth things over with Gator and his mom.
I bring people together. I'm basically a relationship guru.
[SCOFFS]
Sorry.
[LAUGHING]
-The Gator's gotta go. -He'll be gone before you know it!
Byron, you have to understand, I've been an only child for most of my life.
I'm not good at sharing. That's just my truth.
Well, here's my truth, you and your brother are roommates for a little while,
so you better find a way to compromise.
It's not really a big deal.
Hey there, roomie! Which side of the place is mine?
Let's get something straight. We are not roommates.
This room is my kingdom and while you are here, you will live under my law.
Hey, I took one for the team by giving my kingdom to The Gator.
I'm lucky I got out of there with my favorite pillow!
So this land is now equally ours.
Hey, Owen?
I have what doctors refer to as a big ol' melon
and I don't think the pillow you left me is up to the task.
Thanks, buddy.
Wait a minute. Are you leaving the window open?
Yeah, I like the breeze.
Well, I can't sleep like that!
I could catch a cold or get bitten by night beavers!
Too bad that the window is part of the United States of A-Blair-ica
where we believe in life, liberty and the pursuit of open windows!
[BEEPING]
Ugh, I was afraid this is how nerds sleep.
You've got to be kidding me.
This is a humidifier to make sure the room doesn't get too dry
and this is a dehumidifier to make sure
the humidifier doesn't make the room too moist.
Owen, I'm never going to be able to sleep with all of this noise going on!
Well, how are we gonna settle this?
[HORN BLOWS]
-I knew it! I knew it! -Ahh!
I knew it! I knew it!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices one, two or three.
You get to choose how the kids settle their dispute.
Give us something good!
ANNOUNCER: Our actors are leaving the stage so we can prepare your choice.
I said, "well how are we gonna settle this?"
So I think, I think it's another challenge.
ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in!
DIRECTOR: You're going to take a portable gaming device out of your backpack
and read the note on the screen out loud.
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
Woo!
DIRECTOR: Action! -Well, how are we gonna settle this?
"I guess there's only one way to decide who gets their way tonight.
We will have to compete against each other playing
this old video game I found called, School Time Zombie Apocalypse!"
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
"This game is so cool it actually makes
you feel like you're inside the video game!
Okay, Owen, you're player number one!
You'll have to get to the top while trying to smash as many eggs from those baskets
as you can, cracking them over your head as you go.
You get a point for each egg!
But, if you get hit by one of the brain balls, you lose points!
Go!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
BLAIR: This game is perfect for you, egghead!
[BUZZER BUZZES]
Finish him!
You might need to change the difficulty to easy!
Yay!
Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen!
AUDIENCE: Owen! Owen! Owen! ZOMBIE: Blair, you're player number two!
Go!
She's cheating!
Whoa!
-[BUZZER BUZZING] -Yes!
It's about to be getting over for you, punk!
Finish her!
Oh, my gosh!
Yes! I won!
That means your sleep machines go off and the window stays open!
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
Hey, kids!
Whoa, Owen, you look terrible.
I was freezing all night because I was bunking
with Windows McGillicuddy over here.
Well, I appreciate you kids putting up with this.
The Gator's got nowhere else to go so I know it means a lot to him.
Whoa!
Come on!
Gator!
Are you washing your drawers in the sink?
Dad, The Gator's gotta go!
Come on, he just doesn't know better.
That's probably how he washes his clothes on the boat.
RACHEL: Agh! Gator!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
-What happened? -I made a mistake!
I was going to use the bathroom and I knocked.
-I didn't hear anything, so I-- -How much did you see?
Not much! Very little! Hardly anything!
How much is hardly anything? I want a percentage!
I don't know, maybe like, seventy-five percent?
Seventy-five percent?
I mean twenty! Twenty percent!
This isn't working. You've got to go back and patch things up with your mom!
I don't think that's happening anytime soon.
-We had a pretty big blowout. -About what?
That's the thing, it's just so petty.
You know the theory that all celebrities and politicians belong to an elite group
of shapeshifting lizard people who live in the center
of the Earth and secretly control our world?
You believe that nonsense?
No, but Mother does.
When I told her it wasn't true,
she accused me of being one of them and kicked me out.
I can help you with this! I'm a relationship guru.
I bring people together.
Y'all just need to figure out how to compromise.
Something these two still need to learn a thing or two about.
-Compromise? -Sure.
She agrees to let you live with her, and you agree not
to conduct any of your secret lizard people meetings when she's around.
But I ain't a lizard person is the thing.
Besides, it's probably actually better this way.
My mom's always getting on my nerves with all her crazy theories,
and I'm always getting on her nerves when I empty my boat toilet on her lawn.
So I guess I'll just live here for the foreseeable future!
[MICROWAVE DINGS]
Ooh good, my whites are done!
Mmm. Lemony fresh. See ya later, family!
Hear that? He thinks of us as family.
The Gator's gotta go!
-Gotta happen. -Totally.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Ah. It's nice to be back in my own room, even if I am sleeping on the floor.
Thanks for taking the sleeping bag, buddy.
I would've offered to sleep on the floor, but I really didn't want to.
I'm just glad I don't have to share a room with Blair anymore.
You don't mind if I turn on my sleep machines, do you? They're a little noisy.
Fine by me. I love noise.
Drowns out the scary night voices in my head.
-You got everything you need over there? -Yeah.
I just can't believe Rachel kicked me out of our room
until I get Gator out of the house.
You don't mind if I open the window, do you?
Not at all.
Thanks! The breeze helps me sleep.
I like to pretend I'm a pirate at sea
chasing the Dutch East India Company down the Barbary Coast.
That's what's up.
Uhh, uhh.
I like to pretend, I'm just getting home after a real long day at a super hard job,
like a farm, or something.
And I've been at work all day, feeding ducks.
Ooh! I like it! No one sleeps better than a duck farmer.
-Goodnight, Gator. -Goodnight, Owen.
Hey, Owen?
-Yeah? -Do you think I'm a good radio sidekick?
Yeah.
Like, yeah, I'm a good sidekick or yeah, like,
not really but I just don't want to hurt your feelings?
Umm, no.
I think you're a good sidekick.
I just sometimes wonder if I'm where I should be in life.
I mean, I live in a tiny boat in front of my mom's house.
By this age, I'd live in a much bigger boat in front of my mom's house.
I guess it all started when I was a kid...
growing up in a small little village, Orlando.
[LAUGHING]
Oh! Oh, man.
Dumb dog thinks it's human.
What are you doing?
[YELLING] Oh! It takes a while for me to fall asleep.
So I'm just watching some videos!
Well, I can hear you.
No you can't. I have on headphones.
I can hear you laughing.
Oh. Got it. Sorry about that!
[HORN BLOWS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you decide what happens to Byron and Blair.
I'm super nervous about this window, like even the roses outside.
I keep looking back like it's a person or something.
So, maybe something comes through the window.
You nervous? Your leg is wiggling.
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
So, we will start the scene with you laughing
and you covering your head with a pillow.
ANNOUNCER: Now, back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
What, what, what is that? What is that?
I'm in a nightmare. I'm in a nightmare. What--
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Blair, you wanna switch beds? Let's switch beds.
No, I'm good!
Come on! It's moving on me! It's moving on--
Blair, if he starts biting me that's your,
that's your cue to come save me. Okay? Ahh, ahh, ahh!
It's a move. It's moving! Ooh, it's moving! Ooh! Hey!
Who's your new roommate?
Ooh, now's not the time to joke, Blair. Now--
Oh, so you can have a pet, but I can't.
Uh-uh. Baby, you, you can have this, anytime you want.
I don't want it no more. Mm-mm.
I feel like I should read this.
"The Eastern Indigo snake is listed as threatened under the U.S.
Endangered Species Act.
Because the Indigo Snake is a protected species,
you are not allowed to handle one without a permit.
And me reading that is the only way we are allowed to do this bit."
Can we finish the bit now? Let's finish the bit.
Ooh, is that a hand? Is that a man hand?
Goodbye, Mr. Snake!
Oh! What is that? What is that? He's got fingers now!
Snake got fingers?
This roommate situation is not working out!
Oh, you guys were right. The Gator gotta get outta here!
Yes! Thank you!
Ugh, I'm getting my room back!
Sorry it didn't work out, Gator, but I hate snakes!
-And you gotta go home! -Byron, I can't go home.
Mother thinks I'm a secret lizard man! She doesn't want me around.
She even said I can't be her plus-one for this season of Shakespeare in the Park.
Whoa, that's messed up.
Your mom should not be treating you like that.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Blair's right.
Your mom should not be treating you like that.
Wow, I think Owen is right about Blair being right.
You're her son.
She should love you even if you are a secret lizard man!
I swear on everything holy I'm not!
I'm gonna march over there right now and give your mom a piece of my mind!
You're going to confront Mother? I don't think that's such a good idea!
Well, someone needs to get you two talking again!
And that's what I do! I bring people together!
Ha-ha-ha! Sorry, just grabbing a glass of water!
We believe in you, Byron.
Now you get out there, and you get our rooms back!
[CHEERING]
There was a snake around my neck!
Boy, you look good. You look good, man.
That was insane!
I can't believe this.
What kind of grown adult lady kicks her own son out the house?
This is ridiculous!
I'm gonna talk some sense into her.
If she doesn't listen, I'm gonna unload on this awful woman.
[HORN BLOWS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, the actor who plays Byron has no idea that his sister,
his wife and his mom are secretly behind the scenes.
You get to decide who shows up in the next scene.
I'm at The Gator's house and I just had a snake.
If a gator come out that door... if a gator come out that door...
When the door opens, you will have new lines of dialogue
that will be on cue cards for you to read.
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Now I'm gonna talk some sense into her.
And if she doesn't listen, I'm gonna unload on this awful woman.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
This is my mama!
Oh, my gosh!
"Hello, Mrs. Shifflett.
I have some things that I need to say to you.
Gator is a terrific person.
And you are a terrible mother."
I can't say this to my mom.
She like this, she like blushing her eyes and stuff. Ha, ha, ha.
"You must be one of the worst mothers in the world.
I would never say anything bad about a member of my family but...
I must do this to you.
You are a real butthead."
You don't know how hard it's been for me. My son is a giant doofus.
Listen, I get it.
"I get it, yeah. I know firsthand..."
Mama, can you move over to the side a little bit?
Thank you so much. I really appreciate that.
"Listen, I get it.
I know firsthand what an annoying, dimwitted, doofus your son is.
But the point is, I find your behavior outrageous!
Shame on you! Shame!"
[LAUGHING]
What are you laughing about? What's so funny?
Your voice sound funny when you get all worked up.
You're like an angry little chipmunk.
I see there's no talking to you. I'm gonna go back home.
And you know what? I'm gonna look past the dirty drawers
in the sink and let Gator stay with me.
Because if you won't be family to him, then I will.
That's right! See you later, angry Mr. Chipmunk Man.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
Ha-ha-ha! Yeah! I know! I know! He does totally do that!
Okay. Okay, see you in a bit. I love you too, Mumsy. Bye!
-Was that...? -My mother? Yeah.
She called and said you came over and got all angry
and did some sort of crazy chipmunk voice!
And I was like, that's hilarious!
He does sorta sound like a chipmunk when he gets angry!
And then she was like, "I know!" And then she started doing an impression of you.
[CHITTERING]
And then we both started laughing
and we both just realized how much we miss each other's company, you know?
-Oh, yeah, that's great. -Yeah.
So, I'm moving back in.
Let's be real, I'm a yard boatman, and the call of the driveway beckons.
Thank you so much for you and your family's hospitality.
Peace!
I'm gonna march over there and give her a piece of my mind!
And then he was all like, "Someone needs to get you two talking again!"
Uh...
Oh.
Hey, Dad!
How'd it go with Gator's Mom?
Good. They patched things up.
So you kids can sleep in your own rooms now.
Actually, Owen's gonna crash in my room, just for the night.
We were laughing about how angry you were when you busted into his room.
Then we started doing impressions of you,
and we just wanna keep making fun of you for a little while longer.
Blair! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Yah! Out of the way, everyone! I'm Byron, the relationship guru!
Wait, but what about your open window thing?
And Owen's sleep machines?
I'll muffle my sleep machines with some pillows.
And I'll sleep with a fan. We'll just compromise.
It's really not that big of a deal.
What is going on? It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
Why is everyone awake and laughing?
You know I don't like laughing after 10 pm.
Gator moved back home,
and Owen and Blair are cool with staying in the same room for the night.
What? Really? Wow! How did all that happen?
I bring people together.
Guru.
[IN UNISON] Guru!
And that's our show!
You guys have been a great crowd!