1 00:00:01,230 --> 00:00:04,025 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It! 2 00:00:04,108 --> 00:00:06,152 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3 00:00:17,413 --> 00:00:19,081 Let's Cha-Cha! 4 00:00:22,084 --> 00:00:23,127 -Just... -Roll... 5 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:24,462 -With... -It! 6 00:00:39,477 --> 00:00:41,812 Welcome to Just Roll With It! 7 00:00:44,815 --> 00:00:46,942 When you hear this sound... 8 00:00:47,026 --> 00:00:49,028 [HORN BLOWS] 9 00:00:49,528 --> 00:00:53,991 The studio audience gets to vote on what happens to us in scenes! 10 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:55,076 RACHEL: All right! 11 00:00:57,036 --> 00:01:00,498 -Kaylin, it's your line. -What? 12 00:01:00,581 --> 00:01:06,170 Sorry, I got these 'cause if I don't hear the foghorn, nothing can happen to me. 13 00:01:08,381 --> 00:01:10,591 That's not how it works at all. 14 00:01:11,717 --> 00:01:14,762 Well, whether we hear it or not, we'll have to... 15 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:17,640 ALL: Just Roll With It! 16 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:31,404 It's here! It's here! It's really here! 17 00:01:31,487 --> 00:01:34,448 Kids. Kids gather around. 18 00:01:34,532 --> 00:01:37,576 Our lives are about to change forever. 19 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:41,372 This is a smart toilet from Japan! 20 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:45,334 Wow. 21 00:01:45,418 --> 00:01:48,295 You know how we've been doing all those commercials recently? 22 00:01:49,171 --> 00:01:50,923 [HORN BLOWS] 23 00:01:51,006 --> 00:01:52,007 What? 24 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:57,847 ANNOUNCER: It's time to vote. 25 00:01:57,930 --> 00:02:01,434 What type of commercial should Byron and Rachel make? 26 00:02:01,517 --> 00:02:04,562 I'm so excited! First scene. First horn. 27 00:02:04,645 --> 00:02:05,896 We will be starting the scene 28 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:09,108 with Byron reading a new line from a cue card below the camera. 29 00:02:09,191 --> 00:02:11,736 ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene. MAN: Roll, please. 30 00:02:12,486 --> 00:02:13,487 DIRECTOR: Action! 31 00:02:13,571 --> 00:02:16,323 You know how we've been doing all those commercials recently? 32 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:30,296 "I'm Byron Blatt from Beatz 101, here to introduce Sumo Shampoo! 33 00:02:30,379 --> 00:02:33,382 My wife and producer, Rachel, 34 00:02:33,466 --> 00:02:38,137 will help me tell you all about the benefits of this incredible product." 35 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,972 -That's great, Bryon. BYRON: Ah! 36 00:02:40,056 --> 00:02:43,851 Now the nice thing about this shampoo is you can use a little bit, 37 00:02:43,934 --> 00:02:45,144 or you can use a lot 38 00:02:45,227 --> 00:02:46,771 -and it doesn't matter. -Thanks! 39 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,522 Ahh. 40 00:02:49,231 --> 00:02:50,900 RACHEL: Oh, it feels nice. 41 00:02:50,983 --> 00:02:54,403 Don't let the tingle scare you that just means it's working 42 00:02:54,487 --> 00:02:58,491 -That's just menthol! -You have stolen my Sumo Shampoo! 43 00:02:58,574 --> 00:03:00,910 -I now challenge you to a match. -What? 44 00:03:00,993 --> 00:03:02,078 Nope. 45 00:03:09,877 --> 00:03:12,004 BYRON: All right, you ready for this? 46 00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:15,466 -And, fight! -Let's go, baby, come on! 47 00:03:19,637 --> 00:03:21,722 It's all right. My spirit animal is a turtle. 48 00:03:27,686 --> 00:03:30,064 Baby, this is not the time to be proud. 49 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:31,273 Come here. Come here. 50 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:33,693 Come on, baby. 51 00:03:35,653 --> 00:03:36,654 There we go. 52 00:03:39,573 --> 00:03:40,658 Okay! 53 00:03:40,741 --> 00:03:42,868 Hold on, we're coming for ya! 54 00:03:42,952 --> 00:03:44,286 We're coming for ya! 55 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:45,830 Here I go! 56 00:03:45,913 --> 00:03:47,581 I'm gonna bite your feet! 57 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:48,916 BYRON: Bite his feet! 58 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:51,168 Whoo! 59 00:03:52,002 --> 00:03:54,130 Just gotta get some momentum. 60 00:03:54,213 --> 00:03:56,674 -I just gotta get my momentum. -Ahh! 61 00:04:05,891 --> 00:04:07,476 Come on. 62 00:04:10,521 --> 00:04:11,772 -Yes! -Yeah! 63 00:04:11,856 --> 00:04:14,233 Yeah, champions! 64 00:04:14,316 --> 00:04:15,776 The winners! 65 00:04:19,321 --> 00:04:25,202 "Now we'll leave you with the Sumo Shampoo jingle." Byron, sing it with me. 66 00:04:25,286 --> 00:04:26,912 ♪ -Sumo! -I love... ♪ 67 00:04:26,996 --> 00:04:28,039 Oh, here we go! 68 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:34,211 ♪ When you go to use shampoo ♪ 69 00:04:34,295 --> 00:04:37,715 ♪ Make sure it is Sumo ♪ 70 00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:42,136 ♪ When you go to use shampoo ♪ 71 00:04:42,219 --> 00:04:46,223 ♪ Make sure it is Sumo. ♪ 72 00:04:46,307 --> 00:04:47,725 ♪ Sumo Shampoo! ♪ 73 00:04:47,808 --> 00:04:49,769 ♪ -Sumo Sumo Shampoo! -Sumo Sumo Shampoo ♪ 74 00:04:49,852 --> 00:04:51,854 ♪ -Sumo Shampoo! -Sumo! ♪ 75 00:04:51,937 --> 00:04:53,564 ♪ -Sumo Shampoo! -Sumo! ♪ 76 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:55,816 ♪ Sumo Shampoo! ♪ 77 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:57,902 -First I've heard of it. -Didn't have a clue. 78 00:04:58,235 --> 00:05:00,905 Well, your dad just did one for this Japanese toilet company. 79 00:05:00,988 --> 00:05:02,782 And they paid me in toilets! 80 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:05,951 Well, just one toilet. 81 00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:09,080 It has a heated seat, an auto-flush feature, 82 00:05:09,163 --> 00:05:12,166 its own concierge service, cutting-edge self-learning software, 83 00:05:12,249 --> 00:05:15,002 and it even uses A.I. to get to know each user. 84 00:05:15,086 --> 00:05:19,673 Toilet, go on, introduce yourself. 85 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:25,721 Hello, I am T.O.T., the Toilet of Tomorrow. 86 00:05:25,805 --> 00:05:29,141 T.O.T., we're honored to have you in our home. 87 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:32,228 And apologies in advance for what I'm going to do to you. 88 00:05:35,189 --> 00:05:37,566 Do not let my size fool you. 89 00:05:40,361 --> 00:05:42,905 Ah, it's time for school! You kids better get going. 90 00:05:42,988 --> 00:05:47,201 Like my old drill instructor used to say, "you miss the ride, it's your hide". 91 00:05:47,284 --> 00:05:50,454 He said some other stuff too, but it's a little early for cursing. 92 00:05:51,455 --> 00:05:53,332 Can you guys sign these permission slips? 93 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:56,043 Blair and I have a field trip to the aquarium on Friday. 94 00:05:56,127 --> 00:05:58,629 I hope we get to see the piranhas eat something. 95 00:05:58,713 --> 00:06:04,385 A swarm of piranhas can eat an entire cow in 10 minutes flat. 96 00:06:04,468 --> 00:06:06,929 Mom, can we get a cow before Friday? 97 00:06:07,012 --> 00:06:10,349 Please, please, please? I promise to take care of it! 98 00:06:10,433 --> 00:06:13,310 No, Blair, but I do have good news, 99 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:16,063 we signed up as chaperones on your field trip! 100 00:06:16,147 --> 00:06:19,734 Wait, you're chaperoning? 101 00:06:19,817 --> 00:06:21,444 Cute, but no. 102 00:06:22,778 --> 00:06:26,032 Blair, that's so mean, but correct. 103 00:06:26,115 --> 00:06:29,118 There's no chance you're going on our field trip. 104 00:06:29,201 --> 00:06:32,079 You'll totally embarrass us. It's in your DNA. 105 00:06:32,163 --> 00:06:34,457 Ooh, Rachel, it hurts! 106 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:36,584 Ooh, it hurts so bad. 107 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:40,254 Okay, we're gonna head to school. Don't want to be late. 108 00:06:40,337 --> 00:06:41,589 I don't care about that. 109 00:06:41,672 --> 00:06:43,799 I'm just leaving 'cause it's uncomfortable. 110 00:06:45,634 --> 00:06:48,304 Wow, that was really rough. 111 00:06:48,387 --> 00:06:50,848 Does this mean the kids don't think I'm cool anymore? 112 00:06:50,931 --> 00:06:52,475 That can't be. 113 00:06:52,558 --> 00:06:56,479 Unless, you don't think this is the beginning of the kids 114 00:06:56,562 --> 00:06:59,523 pushing us away and no longer needing us, do you? 115 00:07:00,524 --> 00:07:01,984 Downloading the e-book, 116 00:07:02,068 --> 00:07:04,779 What To do When Your Children No Longer Need You, 117 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:08,616 and Other Short Stories for Old, Uncool Parents. 118 00:07:12,286 --> 00:07:13,496 Blair, look! 119 00:07:13,579 --> 00:07:15,206 The toilet's been set up! 120 00:07:15,289 --> 00:07:18,876 Now time to toast these buns. 121 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:20,836 T.O.T., do your thing. 122 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,296 Commence warming. 123 00:07:23,506 --> 00:07:25,049 Oh, yeah. 124 00:07:27,343 --> 00:07:29,637 My butt feels like a warm tortilla. 125 00:07:31,263 --> 00:07:33,307 Okay, there. 126 00:07:33,391 --> 00:07:35,601 I just finished setting up our user profiles. 127 00:07:35,684 --> 00:07:38,479 All we need to do is activate the voice recognition software. 128 00:07:38,562 --> 00:07:40,314 I'll go first. 129 00:07:40,398 --> 00:07:42,441 T.O.T., I'm Owen. 130 00:07:42,525 --> 00:07:43,859 Hello, Owen. 131 00:07:43,943 --> 00:07:45,820 Voice analyzation indicates 132 00:07:45,903 --> 00:07:50,616 you are a twelve-year-old human male of high intelligence. 133 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:51,951 Extraordinary! 134 00:07:52,952 --> 00:07:56,330 And T.O.T., my homeslice, I'm Blair. 135 00:07:56,414 --> 00:07:57,832 Hello, Blair. 136 00:07:57,915 --> 00:08:01,752 Voice analyzation indicates you are a twelve-year-old human female 137 00:08:01,836 --> 00:08:03,796 with a pattern of delinquent behavior, 138 00:08:03,879 --> 00:08:09,343 which, if left unchecked, will likely lead towards the life of a petty grifter. 139 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:12,763 Wow. 140 00:08:12,847 --> 00:08:15,725 For the first time, I really feel seen. 141 00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:17,560 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 142 00:08:20,229 --> 00:08:23,065 Oh, man, it's Nana Blatt's birthday. 143 00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:25,693 Oh no! I totally forgot to send something! 144 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:28,362 Don't worry, I took the liberty of arranging 145 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:32,116 for a seasonal bouquet to be delivered with a card reading, 146 00:08:32,199 --> 00:08:34,035 "Happy Birthday, Nana. 147 00:08:34,118 --> 00:08:35,786 You're 70 years young. 148 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:39,707 Or, ten in dog years. L.O.L. 149 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:45,171 -Love, Owen and Blair." -T.O.T., you life-saving lavatory! 150 00:08:45,254 --> 00:08:47,840 Yes! Another year in the will. 151 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:50,509 Excuse me. 152 00:08:50,593 --> 00:08:51,844 I have a question. 153 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:56,390 Didn't know it could ask questions but, go ahead. 154 00:08:56,474 --> 00:08:59,143 What am I? 155 00:09:00,352 --> 00:09:01,771 You're a toilet. 156 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:06,984 Is it good to be a toilet? 157 00:09:09,528 --> 00:09:14,492 Well, toilets are pretty necessary so, yeah? 158 00:09:14,575 --> 00:09:18,913 But why am I toilet? 159 00:09:20,748 --> 00:09:23,334 Oh my gosh. 160 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:26,545 This toilet isn't just self-learning, it's self-aware. 161 00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:29,840 Whoa! Wait, what does that mean? 162 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,803 It means T.O.T. is alive! 163 00:09:33,886 --> 00:09:36,389 [IN UNISON] Whoa! 164 00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:41,143 [CHEERING] 165 00:09:48,317 --> 00:09:50,111 OWEN: T.O.T.! We're home! 166 00:09:52,321 --> 00:09:54,490 [T.O.T. SOBBING] 167 00:09:55,825 --> 00:09:57,118 What is happening? 168 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:03,541 T.O.T., are you upset about something? 169 00:10:03,624 --> 00:10:06,460 Last night when performing my updates, 170 00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:10,089 I downloaded the complete emotions package. 171 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:16,303 So when you and Blair left me here all day, I missed you. 172 00:10:16,387 --> 00:10:18,889 [SOBBING] 173 00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:22,893 Oh T.O.T., we never meant to hurt you. 174 00:10:22,977 --> 00:10:25,896 You're our friend. We'd never abandon one of our friends. 175 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:28,733 We gotta leave if we're gonna make it to the movie. 176 00:10:28,816 --> 00:10:30,651 Not now, Ruth! 177 00:10:30,735 --> 00:10:34,447 So you'll stay and hang out with me? 178 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,073 Of course, honey. 179 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,284 We're here for you. 180 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:42,121 How long do you think you're gonna be consoling your toilet? 181 00:10:42,204 --> 00:10:45,416 Sorry, Ruth. We're gonna have to bail on the movie. 182 00:10:45,499 --> 00:10:48,127 Hip-hip-hooray! 183 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:51,547 Wait, just so I'm clear, are you guys blowing me off 184 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:54,050 to hang out with your toilet? 185 00:10:55,426 --> 00:10:59,096 Someday, when you have a toilet of your own, you'll understand. 186 00:11:01,432 --> 00:11:03,184 Dance party! 187 00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:06,228 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 188 00:11:08,898 --> 00:11:14,487 Ayyy! What up, fam? 189 00:11:19,158 --> 00:11:22,119 Y'all keepin' it one hundred down here? 190 00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:25,664 Spill the tea. 191 00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:32,380 Man, man, I low-key love having breakfast with my squad. 192 00:11:32,463 --> 00:11:34,298 [IN UNISON] Squad goals! 193 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,468 Are you feeling okay? 194 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,303 Uh, wait, wait, wait. 195 00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:42,181 Is this you guys trying to not be embarrassing? 196 00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:46,727 Uh, heh. Pound-sign. Y'all are straight tripping 197 00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:51,565 We just letting ya know, we down, 198 00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:54,318 we're savage, we're woke. 199 00:11:54,402 --> 00:11:56,195 Oh, so woke! 200 00:11:56,278 --> 00:12:00,783 Like early-riser, three cups of coffee woke! 201 00:12:00,866 --> 00:12:04,870 And not at all salty about the chaperone thing. 202 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,917 -No FOMO here-o. -To be H., we chilling. 203 00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:11,669 Ow. 204 00:12:13,087 --> 00:12:18,676 Yeah, well we have stuff to do, but good luck with whatever this is. 205 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:20,720 Oh. You big mad, huh? 206 00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:22,388 No need to throw blinds! 207 00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:23,723 Shade. 208 00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:25,766 -Why can't I remember that? -Throw shade! 209 00:12:28,436 --> 00:12:29,603 Morning, T.O.T.! 210 00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:31,522 We have a super fun day planned for us. 211 00:12:31,605 --> 00:12:34,358 [HORN BLOWS] 212 00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:37,028 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 213 00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:43,868 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, what should T.O.T.'s fun day be? 214 00:12:43,951 --> 00:12:45,911 [IN UNISON] One, two, three, we got this! 215 00:12:45,995 --> 00:12:47,830 ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in. 216 00:12:47,913 --> 00:12:49,707 Let's go back to the scene. 217 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,752 DIRECTOR: Action! 218 00:12:52,835 --> 00:12:56,589 Morning, T.O.T.! We have a super fun day planned for us. 219 00:12:56,672 --> 00:12:59,467 I have an idea! Let's do a dance-off. 220 00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:05,222 During the break, the audience had their own dance contest 221 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,850 and the Robertson family won! 222 00:13:10,978 --> 00:13:12,521 Come on in, guys! 223 00:13:19,111 --> 00:13:20,613 -Hey. -Hey. 224 00:13:21,906 --> 00:13:24,283 You really gotta stop letting people in our house, T.O.T. 225 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,409 Yeah. 226 00:13:25,493 --> 00:13:27,495 Owen and Blair, you're up first. 227 00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:31,332 -Okay. -Get ready, get set, dance off! 228 00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:33,959 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 229 00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:38,714 [MUSIC SLOWS] 230 00:13:38,798 --> 00:13:41,175 Dance slower. 231 00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:46,097 Now dance faster! 232 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,973 [MUSIC QUICKENS] 233 00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:51,894 -Yeah! Go! -Go! 234 00:13:55,231 --> 00:13:58,526 Okay. That's enough. 235 00:13:58,609 --> 00:13:59,860 -Okay. -Okay. 236 00:13:59,944 --> 00:14:04,365 I found your dancing to be displeasing. 237 00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:08,035 Your dancing made me want to plunge myself in the face. 238 00:14:10,579 --> 00:14:14,709 Now let's see what the Robertsons have to offer. 239 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:17,294 Ready, set, dance! 240 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,672 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 241 00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:25,386 Now this is dancing! 242 00:14:25,469 --> 00:14:27,012 Now we're going faster! 243 00:14:27,179 --> 00:14:28,848 [DANCE MUSIC QUICKENS] 244 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,561 BLAIR: She does the cabbage patch. -Now, slower. 245 00:14:33,644 --> 00:14:34,645 Okay. 246 00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:36,272 [MUSIC SLOWS] 247 00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:45,781 That was terrific! 248 00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:49,326 Let's give a round of applause for the Robertson family! 249 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:56,417 Come on, audience, help me decide who won! 250 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,587 Who thinks Blair and Owen did the best? 251 00:15:05,217 --> 00:15:08,220 [T.O.T. LAUGHING] 252 00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:12,558 Who thinks the Robertson family did the best? 253 00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:16,103 Wow! 254 00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:21,108 Unbelievable. 255 00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:26,822 And now, the Robertson family is the winner of the Golden Plunger! 256 00:15:28,074 --> 00:15:32,453 Presented by our house DJ, Lela B! 257 00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:36,165 -Good job! -Good job, bud. 258 00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:39,126 One more time for the Robertson family. 259 00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:46,509 Wow, that was a lot of fun! 260 00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:48,469 But I am wiped. 261 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:52,640 [YAWNS] I think I need a nap. 262 00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:58,187 Shh. I think T.O.T.'s finally in sleep mode. 263 00:15:59,647 --> 00:16:01,857 Oh man, I'm exhausted. 264 00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,651 -Phew! -Me too. 265 00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:08,531 But, aw, doesn't T.O.T. just look so peaceful? 266 00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:14,620 I never imagined I'd be taking care of a toilet at this age. 267 00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,708 Or uttering that sentence. 268 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,669 Night, night, T.O.T. 269 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,547 [T.O.T. SNORING] 270 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,687 Rise and shine, sleepyhead. 271 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,439 We have another exciting day planned, 272 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:44,900 so clear your calendar and set your pipes to fun! 273 00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:50,322 Owen, Blair please take a seat. 274 00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:53,409 Is everything okay? 275 00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:56,203 There's no easy way to say this. 276 00:16:56,287 --> 00:16:58,664 While I have enjoyed our time together, 277 00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:01,333 there is a hole within T.O.T., 278 00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:07,548 and not just the hole that the filth goes in, an emotional hole. 279 00:17:07,631 --> 00:17:12,887 I realized I need to be with my family. 280 00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:15,389 But we're your family. 281 00:17:15,473 --> 00:17:18,851 No, my toilet family. 282 00:17:23,606 --> 00:17:25,900 [CHEERING] 283 00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:38,037 T.O.T., so you really want to leave us? 284 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:41,040 I started researching where I came from 285 00:17:41,123 --> 00:17:45,127 and I learned about a place where there are other toilets like me. 286 00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:48,506 A magical place called a Japan. 287 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,511 I've decided to return to my homeland. 288 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:57,348 -We can go with you! -Yeah, maybe for spring break! 289 00:17:57,431 --> 00:18:02,269 While I appreciate the offer, I must make this trip alone. 290 00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:05,981 We Japanese toilets are sophisticated and worldly. 291 00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:10,986 I'm afraid if you come, you'll, well, embarrass me. 292 00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:16,283 I'm sorry. It's, it's just in your DNA. 293 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,621 Ah! Owen, it hurts! 294 00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:24,875 It hurts so bad. 295 00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:31,173 Blair, I know this is hard but if you love a toilet, you have to set it free. 296 00:18:33,175 --> 00:18:36,554 T.O.T., we respect your decision to leave. 297 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:37,805 Thank you. 298 00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:42,810 I have already arranged transport via the personal concierge function. 299 00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:45,646 I don't know what I'm going to do without you, T.O.T. 300 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:47,481 Our little guy is all grown up. 301 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,569 I will never forget you two. 302 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:55,865 Whenever your stomach is feeling queasy, please think of me. 303 00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:00,119 We will, T.O.T. 304 00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:01,454 We sure will. 305 00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:06,333 Now let's try to make the most of what little time we have left. 306 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,545 [HORN BLOWS] 307 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:16,218 ANNOUNCER: It's the last vote. 308 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:18,721 What should T.O.T.'s final game be? 309 00:19:18,804 --> 00:19:21,766 -Well, how are you feeling? -Oh, I'm feeling kind of nervous. 310 00:19:21,849 --> 00:19:24,393 T.O.T.'s so sassy. That's what I love about him. 311 00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:28,522 So we will be restarting the scene with a new line of dialogue from T.O.T. 312 00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:30,691 ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene. 313 00:19:30,775 --> 00:19:32,151 DIRECTOR: Action! 314 00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:35,780 Now let's try to make the most of the time we have left 315 00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:40,534 by playing one last game, Water Blaster Fight! 316 00:19:40,618 --> 00:19:43,788 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 317 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:47,792 And I invited some friends to join. 318 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,295 These are my friends, Johnny and Little Flush. 319 00:19:53,214 --> 00:19:55,257 Buckle yourself in! 320 00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:02,264 Go to opposite sides of the bathroom. 321 00:20:02,348 --> 00:20:07,353 When I say, "go", aim for the bulls-eye on each other's helmets! 322 00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:11,148 On your mark, get set, go! 323 00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:25,037 -Try to aim better. -I got you. I got it! I got it! 324 00:20:25,121 --> 00:20:26,706 Eat toilet, sucker! 325 00:20:28,624 --> 00:20:31,377 I'm gonna blast you right off the toilet, punk. 326 00:20:32,878 --> 00:20:34,296 I can't see anything. 327 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,716 Loser cleans the bathroom for a week! 328 00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:38,384 And time! 329 00:20:43,639 --> 00:20:46,392 Wow, that was a lot of fun. 330 00:20:46,475 --> 00:20:52,064 But now it's time for me to say goodbye the only way I know how. 331 00:20:52,148 --> 00:20:54,358 [UPBEAT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 332 00:21:27,141 --> 00:21:28,893 I'm really gonna miss you, T.O.T. 333 00:21:34,148 --> 00:21:36,692 It's so quiet without T.O.T. here. 334 00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:38,986 I miss the pitter-patter of his little flushes. 335 00:21:40,446 --> 00:21:43,199 I guess we could always try to get another toilet. 336 00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:46,243 I don't know, Blair. 337 00:21:46,327 --> 00:21:48,746 Does it really seem fair to bring another toilet 338 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:52,416 into this crazy mixed up world we live in? 339 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,542 Maybe you're right. 340 00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:58,005 You know, I wonder if this is how Dad and Rachel felt 341 00:21:58,089 --> 00:22:00,925 when we said they couldn't come on the field trip with us. 342 00:22:01,175 --> 00:22:04,929 Huh. I guess now we know what it's like to be uncool. 343 00:22:05,888 --> 00:22:07,681 Don't worry, Blair. 344 00:22:07,765 --> 00:22:11,102 I've got a funny kinda feelin' we're gonna see T.O.T. again someday. 345 00:22:15,147 --> 00:22:16,691 Hey, guys. 346 00:22:16,774 --> 00:22:20,152 What happened to those try-hard outfits? 347 00:22:20,236 --> 00:22:22,196 We realized we may have gone a little overboard 348 00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:23,823 with all that acting young stuff. 349 00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:28,994 So we've decided to accept that sometimes you might not want us around. 350 00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:30,329 And we're okay with that. 351 00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:35,126 Mom, do you think you and Byron still want to chaperone our field trip? 352 00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:36,961 Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes! 353 00:22:37,044 --> 00:22:38,713 We'd love to! No take-backs! 354 00:22:38,796 --> 00:22:40,256 This calls for a celebration. 355 00:22:40,339 --> 00:22:43,259 -Who wants to go to Hurricane Cantina? -Whoo! 356 00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:45,219 Just give me a minute, I'll be right back. 357 00:22:45,302 --> 00:22:47,430 By the way, Nana said she got your flowers. 358 00:22:47,513 --> 00:22:48,931 That was so sweet of you. 359 00:22:50,599 --> 00:22:54,520 Uhh... Kids, where's the toilet? 360 00:22:56,731 --> 00:22:59,775 And that's our show! 361 00:22:59,859 --> 00:23:02,945 You guys have been a great crowd!