ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Just roll with it!
[BELL RINGS]
[CHEERING]
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
The show where our studio audience votes on what happens to us in scenes!
BYRON: Yeah!
When you hear this sound...
[HORN BLOWS]
You get to vote, and we'll have to just roll with it.
Like the title of the show!
I get it now.
It took a few episodes, but I'm glad you figured it out. Heh.
Now that it's clear, we're ready to...
ALL: Just Roll With It!
Let's start the show!
Yes!
Let's go, everyone!
I don't want to be late for my first red carpet.
I just need to grab--Holy Mesopotamia!
Owen! Blair! Get in here!
Why is there a hole in the wall?
Blair, why is the office trashed?
And Owen, why did you let Blair trash the office?
What? I didn't do this.
I love the office.
It's where you and Mom make money so you can buy me things.
Ugh. Sorry Dad, I'm not feeling great.
I think something's really wrong with me.
Not now, Owen.
Blair, where is the giant robot I bought for this month's radio stunt?
Did you play with it?
Why would I want to play with a real, working robot?
Just 'cause you can ride in it, punch through walls,
make your enemies bow down to you.
Oh, okay, I see where you're coming from.
We're gonna be late to the Akron Radio Awards.
What happened here?
Blair, you're grounded.
Oh!
My t-shirt launcher is broken!
How am I gonna shoot Beatz One-oh-one swag at the audience
when I accept my award for "DJ of the Year"?
You could just throw it.
Look, we're already late.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I can't believe you did this, Blair.
You know, our country was founded on the concept that every single person
deserves a fair trial by a jury of their peers.
Owen's your peer.
Owen, do you think Blair trashed the room?
Sounds like something she'd do.
Bam! Guilty.
[THUMP]
Uh-oh.
Did the elevator just get stuck?
Oh no!
Come on! Come on! Not now!
Byron, stop!
Just give it a second.
Well, that didn't work.
First things first, we need to establish a pee corner.
[GRUNTS]
We should probably establish a vomit corner too.
Everybody calm down, it can be the same corner.
-Where's the alarm button? -[BUTTON BUZZES]
MAN: Emergency dispatch. This is Hank, how may I save you?
Yes! Hi, Hank!
It's Byron Blatt, from Byron and Gator In The Morning.
me and my family are stuck in this elevator;
we need to be across town for the Akron Radio Awards.
So if you could call the department that handles celebrities in trouble,
that'd be great.
You're a celebrity?
I never heard of you.
I only listen to DJ Dirty Dan.
You ever hear him do those phone calls where he pretends to be a foreigner?
Yes. He's very offensive.
I'm sorry, but are you gonna send somebody to help us?
We got a lot of stuff going on today.
But we'll try to get someone over there in the next fifteen minutes or so.
Uh-oh. Did we decide on the vomit corner?
Hank, where you at, man?
I'm on lunch right now.
I can't save anybody while I'm on break.
Union rules.
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
Byron, where are you?
I'm the only sidekick here without his DJ, and I'm starting to get scared!
I'm stuck in the elevator at work!
Did you press all the buttons really fast?
That was the first thing I did!
Don't worry, Byron, I'll get you out of there.
You can count on me.
Ooh, they've got free t-shirt launchers!
Well, great. Just great.
First Blair trashes the office and now I'm gonna miss free t-shirt launchers!
Byron! I seriously didn't do anything!
Guys, I can't watch you blame Blair anymore.
I have a bit of a confession to make.
♪ We're gonna win, The Best DJ award ♪
♪ We're gonna win-- ♪
Rachel, I'm not feeling so well.
-What's wrong? -My stomach just started feeling weird.
And not the good kind of weird like
when I'm about to dive into some really challenging homework.
I'm gonna look on the Internet to see what I have.
No! Owen, you stay off that Internet.
Remember this winter when for two months you convinced yourself you had smallpox?
So you don't think my smallpox is back?
No. Here, you sit down and take it easy.
I'll get the thermometer.
What is that?
It's Byron's new robot that he got for a radio stunt.
All right, gotta go, bye!
Told him not to buy that stupid thing.
All right, where is that first-aid kit?
There you are.
Here. Wah, ha, ha, ho. Nope.
Too rolly.
Well, if Byron's gonna buy a robot behind my back,
I might as well get some use out of it.
[HORN BLOWS]
[CHEERING]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices, one, two or three.
You guys decide what happens to Rachel.
It's just me and the robot now.
And this thing gotta go through the wall.
Oh, it has to do something--
RACHEL: What if it goes through the wall with me on it?
[IN UNISON] Oh.
ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
We're gonna pick this back up at, "Okay, let's give it a try".
-Okay. ANNOUNCER: Let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
Huh...
Something seems a little bit different about this room.
Here we go.
This is just like flying one of my old helicopters.
Okay.
ROBOT: Did you say you want to request repairs?
I need to get a first aid kit.
What sort of repairs are you requesting?
No, sorry.
Can you repair your hearing?
You have a selected a new paint job.
No. I have not sel--
Activating painting robots now.
Okay, no, I've selected a-a new, a-a j-job for you to get a-a hearing aid.
Oh no! Cheap robots!
[IN UNISON] Initiating new coat of paint!
No!
Okay.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Oh!
While you're at it, could you touch up my office walls?
[SCREAMS]
Whoa! Oh!
Okay!
Oh, why does it always have to be paint?
Painting sequence completed.
Okay, let's go grab that first-aid kit, buddy.
Beginning grabbing first-aid kit sequence.
Okay!
Let's do it!
-What? -Malfunction!
-No, no, no, no, no!
-Malfunction! Malfunction! -No. No, please stop!
Stop! Stop! Come on.
[CRASH, THEN GLASS SHATTERS]
You trashed the station and let me take the blame?
Look, parenting is very hard.
I'm figuring this out as I go.
And in retrospect, I admit that was a bit of a misstep.
When the robot broke through the wall, he probably messed up the elevator!
You're the reason we're stuck in here!
My own wife!
It was an accident!
Hank, is someone on their way to save us?
Nah, it's still gonna be awhile.
There's some stupid robot walking down State Street.
It's clogging up traffic.
That could be any stupid robot!
[CHEERING]
Just another day at the office.
We're going to be in this elevator for the rest of our lives.
This is our home now.
We are elevator people.
We will need an elevator god.
I nominate the lobby button.
All hail lobby, most merciful of all buttons.
Hank, speak to me, man. My kid's cracking up in here.
[HORN BLOWS]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
I just got clean!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, it's time to choose what happens in the elevator.
I was not expecting that at all.
Yeah, it caught us all off guard.
There's only so much that can happen in a teeny-weeny elevator.
Well that's what we think.
We're gonna pick this back up at, "Hank, speak to me.
-My kid's cracking up". RACHEL: Yeah.
DIRECTOR: All right? Let's do it.
ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Hank, speak to me, man.
My kid's cracking up in here.
Yeah, I think I know how to get you guys outta there.
All these older elevators have a built in escape system,
but to access it you need to have a good, old-fashioned dance off.
So get ready for dance floor disco!
-Oh, let's do it. -Let's go, baby!
So, the floor's gonna light up in different patterns.
Follow the pattern by tapping the lit up squares with your feet.
Blair, you're gonna go first.
But I gotta warn ya, if you mess up, there will be consequences.
All right.
But only for Blair, right?
No comment.
And, here we go!
BYRON: All right, move. RACHEL: Yeah!
-Hey, move. -Ah! Where is it?
BYRON: You gotta get it.
-Hit that-- hit the square! -Try harder!
-Hit the square, Blair! -Go!
Get us outta here!
BLAIR: I can't!
-Come on, you can do better than that! BYRON: Hit the square, Blair.
I should have let you play more video games.
Hit the square, Blair. Hit the square, Blair.
[BUZZER RINGS]
-Oh no! -Come on!
Hank, let her try again.
That was really, really bad.
All right, now time to face your consequences.
No, no.
-Hank! -Okay!
-Owen's turn. -Oh.
-Okay. -Hey!
-You can do this! -Get goin', Owen!
Get goin', Owen!
-Get goin', Owen! -Hey!
Get goin', Owen!
-Oh. -I'll spot you.
[BUZZER RINGS]
-No! -Oh!
That was a little better.
Still really, really bad.
Thanks, Hank!
Please don't make us an elevator sandwich.
Here come consequences!
-Oh, come on, man. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-Oh! -Wow!
-Okay.
Okay, now time for both parents at the same time.
With what space?
Hope you do well 'cause there's not much more room for consequences.
Let's go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[BUZZER RINGS]
Let's go! Let's go!
-Hank, that was good! -Hank!
-Consequences. -No!
No!
-Hank! -I got my kids in here, Hank!
Okay, I can try to get you guys out of there
but we gotta do a whole family dance.
-Okay. BYRON: Let's go. Let's go.
-Grab your square. -I got these ones.
Oh yeah, baby!
Yeah! Yeah!
Hey! Just take care your square!
[BUZZER RINGS]
BYRON: No! OWEN: No!
Well, I've got good news, you guys did all right on that last one and
I'm not gonna let the elevator crush you today.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
-I appreciate you. -Oh, Hank, thank you.
Okay.
[BELL RINGS]
Nice job, everybody!
That was for doing a good job!
But I've also got some bad news.
You're still gonna be stuck in there for a couple hours.
We need to get to that awards show.
I really do feel terrible.
The awards are about to start, and because of me you're missing them.
Well, I wouldn't say it's just because of you.
I have a little bit of a confession to make.
My robot best friend. We're friends till the end!
Beep-bop-boop-bop-beep-bap!
-I'm gonna... -Whoa!
That thing is so awesome!
No touching, Blair.
Owen, you think you can set it up for me?
Why does he get to play with it, and I don't?
Because you'll use it for evil.
Now, I gotta go rehearse my red carpet walk.
Blair, don't touch the robot!
Hmm. Looks like I'm gonna need some tools to get this thing going.
I'll show Byron.
I can get this thing going without tools.
Let's see here.
[BEEPS]
Oh no!
Robot blood!
Now you've done it, Blair!
You goosed up. You goosed up good!
Blair, you're not touching that robot, are you?
Nope, not doing anything.
Staying far away from the robot!
Hmm, these instructions are in traditional Mandarin.
I'm a little rusty, but I like a challenge.
Owen!
What was that about?
That sandwich seemed unhealthy.
Au contraire, I used light mayo.
Oh. I don't feel too good.
Better go update my last will and testament.
So you're the reason the robot malfunctioned,
broke the wall and messed up the elevator!
My own daughter!
You're the reason I don't feel well!
I'm calling the doctor right now.
Hello?
Yes, hi. We're stuck in an elevator filled with balloons.
Long story.
And my son has eaten a sandwich filled with robot goo.
Really?
So that happens a lot?
That's all we have to do? Thank you.
They said you're gonna be fine.
We just might need to make a vomit corner.
GATOR: Look out below! -Gator?
Sorry to drop in.
Gator!
I knew you'd come for me!
I'm busting you out, fam!
-Great, what's the plan? -Stand back.
I grabbed a spare t-shirt launcher from the awards show and
I'm blasting us outta here.
Fire in the hole!
Tell me that wasn't your only plan.
No. Yeah.
So have we designated a pee corner?
[CHEERING]
This is how you floss.
Yeah! There you go!
Woo!
Well, the awards are starting now.
I'm officially missing it.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I feel terrible, Byron. Do you hate me?
Of course I don't hate you, Blair.
I just wish you'd listened to me.
Actually, Dad, I can't let you blame them anymore.
I have a little bit of a confession to make.
[HORN BLOWS]
No! I knew it! I knew it!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote.
You choose who shows up in Owen's flashback.
Here we go!
All week long, Owen's been rehearsing a scene in the school hallway
where he talks to a dog.
He has no idea we've completely changed the set and thrown that scene away.
Guys, it's just me in this. Literally, just me.
You ready? We're gonna into the school hallway and
go through the door just like you did.
All right. Say my lines and everything, or...?
DIRECTOR: Have fun!
ANNOUNCER: Now, let's go back to Owen's flashback.
DIRECTOR: Action!
[LAUGHING]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
This is not what we rehearsed on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
I don't like the look in your eyes.
[IN JAPANESE]
Ah!
Yes.
[IN ENGLISH] What brings you to Japan?
Th-th-the director just told me to walk through the door.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Tiny warrior has challenged my manhood!
What did I say?
And you are making me very angry!
I-I-I'm sorry. It was just a misunderstanding.
Don't spread lies about Ninja Owen.
[GROWLS]
What is happening?
I'm very confused.
I thought we were all friends here.
I must deal with you!
-Tiny Warrior. -Yes?
It is time to prove yourself.
-What do you mean? -Give him a good shove.
-A good shove? -Good shove!
The prophecy it has come true.
Owen is the Chosen One!
[SPEAKS IN JAPANESE]
[IN UNISON] Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen!
I am a ninja! I am a ninja!
Owen! What are you talking about?
None of that happened.
The doctor did say the robot goo might make him loopy for a little bit.
Byron, I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but Dirty Dan just won "DJ of the Year".
Sorry, Dad.
There's always next year.
If it means anything, you're DJ of the year to me.
It doesn't.
But thanks, kiddo.
Art is subjective.
All those awards for entertainment are stupid and meaningless.
Except the award for Outstanding Children's Program.
-Well, of course. -That one's legit.
It would be an honor just to be nominated for that one.
Byron, I-I'm sorry I made that robot go berserk.
I-If it weren't for me, he wouldn't have broken the elevator.
No, Mom, it's my fault.
If I hadn't messed with the robot, it wouldn't have gone
berserk in the first place.
Well...
before you guys blame yourselves too much,
I have a little bit of a confession.
My robot is here!
[PHONE RINGING]
Yeah, this is Byron.
MAN: Hey, I'm calling from the elevator company.
Just wanted to make sure that nobody uses the elevator this weekend.
The part that makes it go up and down is broken,
and we just don't want nobody getting stuck.
Uh-huh. Yeah, fine, got it, broken.
I gotta get back to singing to my robot best friend!
My robot best friend.
We're friends till the end! Beep-bop.
-Are you serious? -What?
My own father.
You're the reason we're stuck in this elevator?
I guess. Technically!
If you wanna be, like, super technical about it.
But let's not forget how bad you all felt for me a couple of minutes ago
when I didn't win that award!
[BANG]
Oh! Oh! Hank!
-Thank you! -Yes!
-Get us out of here! -I never thought this day would come!
HANK: Yeah, that's not us.
We haven't sent anyone over yet.
BLAIR: Robot!
It saved us!
I told you this thing was a smart investment!
Hey! If we hurry, we still might make the end of the awards show!
Good idea, my dates still think I'm in the bathroom.
RACHEL: Let's go! -[IN UNISON] And that's our show!