1 00:00:01,230 --> 00:00:03,441 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It! 2 00:00:03,524 --> 00:00:05,401 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3 00:00:32,678 --> 00:00:34,013 BYRON: Woo! 4 00:00:37,099 --> 00:00:40,227 Woo! Woo! 5 00:00:40,644 --> 00:00:44,899 -Welcome to Just Roll With It! BYRON: Yeah! 6 00:00:44,982 --> 00:00:50,321 Like a lot of TV shows, this one is taped in front of a live studio audience! 7 00:00:50,404 --> 00:00:52,239 [CHEERING] 8 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:57,661 But unlike any other show, the cast gets to vote on what happens to us in scenes! 9 00:00:57,745 --> 00:01:01,499 Kaylin I think you mean the audience gets to vote. 10 00:01:04,835 --> 00:01:06,504 It was worth a shot. 11 00:01:06,587 --> 00:01:09,465 So, when you, the audience, hear this sound... 12 00:01:09,548 --> 00:01:11,592 [HORN BLOWS] 13 00:01:12,218 --> 00:01:15,805 The scene will stop, you will vote, and we'll have to... 14 00:01:15,888 --> 00:01:17,348 ALL: Just Roll With It! 15 00:01:19,141 --> 00:01:20,810 BYRON: Let's start the show! 16 00:01:20,893 --> 00:01:22,228 Woo! 17 00:01:29,318 --> 00:01:33,114 And again, I apologize for getting the giggles earlier this week 18 00:01:33,197 --> 00:01:34,448 while reading the funeral announcements. 19 00:01:34,532 --> 00:01:37,118 I was thinking about a funny story I saw, 20 00:01:37,201 --> 00:01:40,454 s-- but it had nothing to do with the deceased. 21 00:01:40,538 --> 00:01:41,455 So, again, 22 00:01:43,249 --> 00:01:48,546 My deepest condolences to the grieving family 23 00:01:48,629 --> 00:01:51,257 of Mr. Harry McButt. Heh, heh. 24 00:01:53,634 --> 00:01:55,386 And all I can say is... 25 00:01:55,469 --> 00:01:58,764 [OVER COMPUTER] ♪ Oops! We made a mistake! ♪ 26 00:01:58,848 --> 00:02:01,100 And we're clear! 27 00:02:01,183 --> 00:02:04,770 I didn't think we needed to make that apology jingle, but we use it a lot. 28 00:02:06,522 --> 00:02:08,691 The kids at school actually think "Oops! 29 00:02:08,774 --> 00:02:11,861 We Made A Mistake" is the name of your show. 30 00:02:11,944 --> 00:02:15,948 Speaking of school, Blair, Owen, I need the final list of kids you want to invite 31 00:02:16,032 --> 00:02:18,034 to your joint birthday party so I can complete my background 32 00:02:18,117 --> 00:02:20,036 checks on their parents. 33 00:02:20,119 --> 00:02:21,287 Kidding. 34 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:22,872 -No, you're not. -No, I'm not. 35 00:02:24,457 --> 00:02:27,084 Our party is going to be great. 36 00:02:27,168 --> 00:02:31,047 You know, since I skipped a grade, I'm seen as a younger kid. 37 00:02:31,130 --> 00:02:33,632 But this will be the perfect opportunity for my classmates 38 00:02:33,716 --> 00:02:36,844 to see me as the mature man I have become. 39 00:02:36,927 --> 00:02:39,805 I'm just excited because a joint birthday party means double 40 00:02:39,889 --> 00:02:42,099 the guests and double the presents! 41 00:02:42,183 --> 00:02:45,311 We're going to fleece these suckers for all they're worth! 42 00:02:47,313 --> 00:02:51,233 Hey, Dad, I was wondering, do you think that 43 00:02:51,317 --> 00:02:54,362 DJ B-Day is going to be making a visit again this year? 44 00:02:54,445 --> 00:02:55,446 Who's DJ B-Day? 45 00:02:55,529 --> 00:02:59,992 Oh, he's the freshest, illest, flyest emcee around. 46 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:03,829 DJ B-Day! ♪ Wikka-wikka-wikka-wik! ♪ 47 00:03:03,913 --> 00:03:06,791 ♪ Wikka-wikka-wikka ♪ why am I just hearing about this? 48 00:03:06,874 --> 00:03:09,251 You know I have this party scheduled down to the minute. 49 00:03:12,213 --> 00:03:17,343 Yeah, but DJ B-Day has turnt out every birthday Owen's had since he was six. 50 00:03:17,426 --> 00:03:20,763 He busts out the sickest freestyles with his partner, Lil Birthday Boy! 51 00:03:20,846 --> 00:03:23,349 You still want DJ B-Day to come, right buddy? 52 00:03:23,432 --> 00:03:26,310 -You're not too old for it? -Too old? 53 00:03:26,394 --> 00:03:29,063 For something we started when I was six? 54 00:03:29,146 --> 00:03:33,234 No. I can't wait. Yay. 55 00:03:35,486 --> 00:03:36,654 ♪ -DJ B-Day. -DJ B-Day. ♪ 56 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:40,408 Okay, we have thirty yeses. 57 00:03:40,491 --> 00:03:43,327 Now if they spend twenty dollars on each of us, 58 00:03:43,411 --> 00:03:46,997 we can return everything and clear a cool six-hundo each! 59 00:03:47,081 --> 00:03:48,249 Ka-ching! 60 00:03:50,501 --> 00:03:53,421 What's wrong? You didn't ka-ching with me. 61 00:03:53,504 --> 00:03:57,800 It's just this DJ B-Day stuff. It was fine when I was a little kid. 62 00:03:57,883 --> 00:04:00,845 But the whole thing is sort of embarrassing for the mature adult man 63 00:04:00,928 --> 00:04:03,139 that I'm blossoming into. 64 00:04:03,222 --> 00:04:05,933 So, tell Byron that you don't wanna do it. 65 00:04:06,016 --> 00:04:11,564 -Who cares? We're rich! -I can't do that! It would crush him. 66 00:04:11,647 --> 00:04:14,608 He looks forward to it every year. 67 00:04:14,692 --> 00:04:17,319 Promise me you won't say anything. 68 00:04:17,403 --> 00:04:19,697 Blair! B-town! 69 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:23,242 I couldn't help but notice that all the kids got invitations to your big 70 00:04:23,325 --> 00:04:26,954 B-Day party, and I was just wondering if you tried to give me one, 71 00:04:27,038 --> 00:04:28,748 but I was away from my desk or something? 72 00:04:28,831 --> 00:04:29,957 Oh, yeah. 73 00:04:30,041 --> 00:04:33,878 No, I was pretty much just inviting students. 74 00:04:35,337 --> 00:04:37,590 Right, of course. Duh! 75 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:42,178 Okay. Well, anyway. 76 00:04:42,261 --> 00:04:44,472 Just know I got nothing going on this weekend. 77 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,935 What a lonely, lonely man. 78 00:04:51,437 --> 00:04:53,397 -Hey Ruth, get my invite? -You bet. 79 00:04:53,481 --> 00:04:55,775 Wouldn't miss a fellow grade-skipper's birthday! 80 00:04:57,193 --> 00:04:58,194 Later. 81 00:05:01,113 --> 00:05:02,990 I guess that's another twenty bucks each. 82 00:05:05,618 --> 00:05:10,414 Bruh, are you serious? Ruth Booth is coming to our party? 83 00:05:10,498 --> 00:05:11,874 We just started hanging out. 84 00:05:11,957 --> 00:05:14,460 We bonded over the fact that we've both skipped a grade. 85 00:05:14,543 --> 00:05:17,963 -She's great. We're both into-- -Don't try to sell me on Ruth 86 00:05:18,047 --> 00:05:19,840 "The Backstabber" Booth! 87 00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:22,843 That's her middle name? 88 00:05:24,637 --> 00:05:26,889 She was my best friend till fourth grade! 89 00:05:26,972 --> 00:05:29,392 Then she moved up a grade and ditched me! 90 00:05:29,475 --> 00:05:33,020 So, I'd appreciate it if you uninvited her. 91 00:05:33,104 --> 00:05:34,897 I can't betray a fellow grade-skipper. 92 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:38,776 Ruth is the only girl who's ever friend-broken-up with me! 93 00:05:38,859 --> 00:05:40,111 Look at this face. 94 00:05:41,654 --> 00:05:44,198 I don't get dumped. I do the dumps! 95 00:05:45,574 --> 00:05:48,828 And I don't want her at my birthday. 96 00:05:48,911 --> 00:05:51,997 -She won't be at your birthday. -Thank you. 97 00:05:52,081 --> 00:05:54,417 'Cause she'll be at my birthday! 98 00:05:56,043 --> 00:06:00,172 Owen, you better watch your back, because you just messed around 99 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:02,258 and started a birthday war. 100 00:06:02,341 --> 00:06:06,137 Joke's on you, fool! I love a good birthday war. 101 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:09,890 -Good! Then it's decided. -It is. 102 00:06:09,974 --> 00:06:11,183 [IN UNISON] Birthday war. 103 00:06:12,893 --> 00:06:15,813 [CHEERING] 104 00:06:22,486 --> 00:06:24,321 Pa-pa-party people! 105 00:06:24,405 --> 00:06:27,575 I have "His" and "Her" and "Gender Neutral" goodie bags for every-- 106 00:06:27,658 --> 00:06:29,994 What is this thing doing here? 107 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:31,162 I rented it! 108 00:06:31,245 --> 00:06:34,623 It's a big spinny thing you can ride in! Isn't it cool? 109 00:06:34,707 --> 00:06:37,585 -I got next! -I already called next! 110 00:06:37,668 --> 00:06:40,755 Hey! No one has next! I'm riding this thing till I blackout. 111 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:46,594 It doesn't matter anyway; I've got to get ready to meet my new best friend, Ruth. 112 00:06:46,677 --> 00:06:50,306 Shouldn't you be getting in your costume, Lil Birthday Boy? 113 00:06:50,389 --> 00:06:51,640 [IN UNISON] Birthday war. 114 00:06:55,603 --> 00:07:00,149 Honey, have you noticed any weirdness between the kids lately? 115 00:07:00,232 --> 00:07:02,693 I honestly haven't been paying much attention to them since the big 116 00:07:02,777 --> 00:07:04,403 spinny thing came. 117 00:07:04,487 --> 00:07:07,198 I got a steal on this at the rental house because, 118 00:07:07,281 --> 00:07:10,826 someone got hurt on it at a different party! 119 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:13,120 -Here's your horse, Mr. Blatt. BYRON: Ooh-hoo-hoo! 120 00:07:13,204 --> 00:07:15,539 Remember, you break it you buy it. 121 00:07:15,623 --> 00:07:18,084 No one asked for a horse. Why do we have a horse? 122 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:21,921 I got a steal on him because he bit a guy at another party. 123 00:07:22,004 --> 00:07:23,964 -His name is Pickles. -Oh. 124 00:07:24,048 --> 00:07:25,049 [DOOR BELL RINGS] 125 00:07:25,132 --> 00:07:27,510 Make yourself at home, Pickles. 126 00:07:30,054 --> 00:07:31,472 Oh hi! 127 00:07:31,555 --> 00:07:33,933 I was trying to go to the movie theater, but I must have written 128 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:36,018 down the wrong address! [GASPS] 129 00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:40,356 -Is there a party going on? -Come on in, Mr. Penworth. 130 00:07:40,439 --> 00:07:44,485 -Oh! Hi Ruth! It's been a while. -I know. I see you got a new husband. 131 00:07:44,568 --> 00:07:47,071 Hope this one works out better. 132 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:49,156 I love you, spinny thing! Ha. 133 00:07:49,782 --> 00:07:53,035 Ahh. Too soon to tell. 134 00:07:53,119 --> 00:07:55,579 Honey, Ruth is here. You should go over and say hi. 135 00:07:55,663 --> 00:07:57,581 Ugh. I don't want her here. 136 00:07:57,665 --> 00:08:00,710 I'm so angry it's making me feel short of breath. 137 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:02,211 My arm is tingling. 138 00:08:02,294 --> 00:08:05,131 Am I too young and pretty to have a heart attack? 139 00:08:05,214 --> 00:08:08,968 Well, I just checked out those symptoms and it says, 140 00:08:09,051 --> 00:08:11,345 -"You're being ridiculous." You-- -Oh. 141 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:13,222 [HORN BLOWS] 142 00:08:13,305 --> 00:08:14,640 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 143 00:08:14,974 --> 00:08:18,811 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you get to decide how Rachel helps Blair. 144 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:22,064 -Lock in your vote. -Don't make me eat anything. 145 00:08:22,148 --> 00:08:23,691 I'm just super excited. What's going to happen? 146 00:08:23,774 --> 00:08:27,611 Honestly, I'm not worrying about it. What's gonna happen? 147 00:08:27,695 --> 00:08:30,865 -The roar of the crowd is insane! -Woo! 148 00:08:30,948 --> 00:08:34,326 And then you are going to read your next line from your cell phone. 149 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:35,953 -Okay. -Votes are in. 150 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,997 -Now back to the scene. MAN: Let's roll, please. 151 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:43,335 -Action! -Well, I just checked those symptoms 152 00:08:43,419 --> 00:08:46,380 and it says that your voice will probably be gone 153 00:08:46,464 --> 00:08:48,632 for the next few minutes. 154 00:08:48,716 --> 00:08:51,761 But don't worry. I can hide behind you and be your voice while 155 00:08:51,844 --> 00:08:53,679 you talk to your other guests. 156 00:08:53,763 --> 00:08:56,515 All right? So, which guests do you want to talk to first? 157 00:08:56,599 --> 00:08:58,184 Over here? 158 00:08:58,267 --> 00:08:59,310 Okay. 159 00:09:02,521 --> 00:09:05,941 I'm Blair. I'm popular. 160 00:09:06,025 --> 00:09:07,818 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 161 00:09:10,112 --> 00:09:12,698 Hey everybody, did you hear? My mom's the best! 162 00:09:12,782 --> 00:09:15,409 She's so pretty. 163 00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:19,997 I got all my looks from my mom. 164 00:09:23,584 --> 00:09:26,253 Boy, I am hungry! 165 00:09:26,337 --> 00:09:28,964 I hope Byron brings that tray over. 166 00:09:29,048 --> 00:09:31,258 I'm famished! 167 00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:33,344 Oh, look at this! 168 00:09:34,178 --> 00:09:38,766 Mmm. You know what I crave right now? Messy food. 169 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:44,563 And, before I eat it, I'm gonna grab a donut and smash it on my face. 170 00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:47,566 But in the front. 171 00:09:48,609 --> 00:09:49,610 And harder. 172 00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:56,701 Oh, that's so good for my complexion, I think I'll rub it all in. 173 00:09:56,784 --> 00:09:59,286 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 174 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:02,289 Oh, it's like natural powder. 175 00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:04,709 Oh and what is that a moisturizer over there? 176 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:06,544 That sour cream or whatev-- 177 00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:10,589 Let me moisturize, the powder can get drying. 178 00:10:10,673 --> 00:10:11,716 I gotta moisturize. 179 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:13,801 Oh! 180 00:10:13,884 --> 00:10:17,513 You know what looks better than this is those deviled eggs. 181 00:10:17,596 --> 00:10:21,350 And I always eat them four at a time. 182 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:25,271 Watch, everybody! I can put four of them in my mouth. 183 00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:31,152 Woo! Here we go! Mmm. 184 00:10:31,235 --> 00:10:32,862 Oh yes! 185 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,784 That was good, Blair. 186 00:10:39,952 --> 00:10:43,414 I feel like my voice is coming back. Thanks for the kind words, mom. 187 00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:49,587 Hey buddy, I got my oversize clock and your funky cape. 188 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:53,090 It's time for DJ B-Day and his partner, Lil Birthday Boy! 189 00:10:54,717 --> 00:10:57,219 Awesome! 190 00:10:57,303 --> 00:10:59,346 I'll be sure to get a front row seat. 191 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,517 You know, Dad. 192 00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:07,646 I'm really excited for DJ B-Day, but I'm a little worried that it might 193 00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:11,692 be a tough act to follow since it's so cool and everything. 194 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:12,860 That is a good point. 195 00:11:12,943 --> 00:11:15,196 I guess I could do it after we cut the cake. 196 00:11:15,279 --> 00:11:17,490 Cake cutting is promptly at fifteen hundred hours, 197 00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:19,742 directly after the ten minutes of gift opening and before the seven 198 00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:21,577 minutes of video games. 199 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:22,661 As you were. 200 00:11:23,454 --> 00:11:24,872 [SCREAMS] 201 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:27,083 That horse bit me! 202 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,379 Let's get some ice on that. 203 00:11:31,462 --> 00:11:32,922 You don't sue people, do you? 204 00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:37,426 Hey, Owen, happy birthday! 205 00:11:37,510 --> 00:11:39,970 I see you guys got that horse that bites everybody! 206 00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:42,264 -Hi, Pickles! -Oh. 207 00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:46,143 Hey, Ruth. I totally forgot you were coming to this party, 208 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,313 probably because I have so many friends. 209 00:11:49,397 --> 00:11:53,442 -Ruth, will you excuse us? -What are you doing? 210 00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:56,320 I told you I didn't want Ruth here in the first place! 211 00:11:56,404 --> 00:12:00,324 But since she's here, she needs to know that without her, I am thriving. 212 00:12:00,408 --> 00:12:03,119 I just think you're just jealous. 213 00:12:03,202 --> 00:12:06,831 No, I'm mad because you stabbed me in the back, just like Ruth. 214 00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:11,293 You're supposed to be my stepbrother, and you violated the step-bro code! 215 00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:14,463 There is no step-bro code in times of birthday war. 216 00:12:15,881 --> 00:12:17,675 -I can't believe how much blood I lost. -Yeah. 217 00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,427 Hey, Byron? 218 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:22,388 Owen was just telling me how much he was hoping you'd do that 219 00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:24,140 DJ B-Day routine with him. 220 00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:28,185 -Right now? I thought he wanted to wait? -No. He said right now. 221 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,647 And he wants you to make sure that everybody in the party is watching. 222 00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:34,483 -Especially Ruth Booth. -Well, all right! 223 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:35,735 I'll go get my boombox! 224 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:41,991 Okay, Owen. You ruin my birthday, I ruin yours. 225 00:12:45,786 --> 00:12:47,496 [CHEERING] 226 00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:50,207 Hi. 227 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,710 You are a champion trooper! There, I'll put some on my... 228 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:53,878 You feel good, right? 229 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,181 Yes, we have an unconscious adult male. 230 00:13:05,264 --> 00:13:09,268 He was bitten by this jerk horse yeah, Pickles. 231 00:13:09,351 --> 00:13:10,352 We have him this week. 232 00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:15,066 So, Blair, how have the last couple years been? 233 00:13:15,149 --> 00:13:17,610 Fine. Great. Why? 234 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:20,905 Did Owen send you over here to rub it in my face? 235 00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:23,240 -Rub what in your face? -Knock it off, Ruth. 236 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,242 You know what this is really about. 237 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,536 We used to be tight and then you dumped me. 238 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:28,954 Well, it's your loss, sister. 239 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:33,417 Blair, you dumped me. 240 00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:35,961 You stopped calling me after I skipped a grade. 241 00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:38,214 You would never eat with me at lunch. 242 00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:41,258 You didn't even invite me to your birthday parties anymore. 243 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:45,012 Well, I thought you wouldn't want to go to a younger kids' party 244 00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:50,393 and wait a minute, so you didn't want to stop being friends with me? 245 00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:52,478 No. I thought you did. 246 00:13:52,561 --> 00:13:55,064 I thought you were over me. 247 00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:56,857 I wish you would have just said something. 248 00:13:58,109 --> 00:14:00,277 Oops! I made a mistake! 249 00:14:00,444 --> 00:14:02,655 [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER BOOM BOX] 250 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:06,158 Oh no! I've done something terrible! 251 00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:11,038 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, boys and girls! ♪ 252 00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:16,335 ♪ It's time for DJ B-Day in the house! ♪ 253 00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:23,175 ♪ My name is DJ B-Day and I'm here to say, I love birthday parties in a major way! ♪ 254 00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:26,095 What is happening? 255 00:14:26,178 --> 00:14:28,472 ♪ But before we get the cake and open the toys, ♪ 256 00:14:28,556 --> 00:14:30,766 ♪ let me hear from my homie Lil Birthday Boy! ♪ 257 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:33,853 ♪ Come on up, Owen! Come on up, Owen! ♪ 258 00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:37,481 Owen's going to be the laughingstock of the entire school. 259 00:14:37,565 --> 00:14:40,192 No, he won't. I will. 260 00:14:40,276 --> 00:14:43,362 Hey, DJ B-Day! Can I be Lil Birthday Boy this year? 261 00:14:43,446 --> 00:14:46,449 -If it's okay with Owen. -Okay by me! Totally okay! 262 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,994 ♪ This is the coolest party in the town. ♪ 263 00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:52,496 ♪ Now, Lil Birthday Boy take it while I break it down. ♪ 264 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,665 ♪ It's my birthday and I'm a share it with you! ♪ 265 00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:57,001 ♪ It's fun to be with friends both old and new! ♪ 266 00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:59,628 ♪ We got tons of cake and games to play. ♪ 267 00:14:59,712 --> 00:15:02,006 ♪ First everyone scream, "happy birthday"! ♪ 268 00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:05,009 -[IN UNISON] Happy birthday! -Oh. 269 00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:08,596 [SCATTING] 270 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,517 RACHEL: Get it! 271 00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:14,643 There it is. 272 00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:22,526 [MUSIC STOPS] 273 00:15:36,332 --> 00:15:38,000 Pickles! 274 00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:43,047 Woo! 275 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,800 -Great job, you two. -Thanks. 276 00:15:45,883 --> 00:15:47,510 Sorry about your cake. 277 00:15:47,593 --> 00:15:50,054 Aw. That means we don't get our birthday wishes. 278 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:52,306 Well, tell me what your wishes were, and I'll see what I can do. 279 00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:54,433 [HORN BLOWS] 280 00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:55,893 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 281 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,770 Okay. Okay, great. 282 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:58,938 Okay, thank you so much. 283 00:15:59,021 --> 00:16:02,400 ANNOUNCER: Okay, everyone, what's the birthday wish going to be? 284 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,944 Vote for your choice. 285 00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:06,237 MAN: Let's get 'em out, guys! 286 00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:09,448 I was like, we're there. We did it. 287 00:16:09,532 --> 00:16:11,867 There's only like five lines left in the whole script. 288 00:16:11,951 --> 00:16:13,703 -So now we're just like... OWEN: I know right? 289 00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:15,413 I hope they bring it hard. 290 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:20,459 I just didn't like their reaction when they saw, bah, boomp, boomp, boomp. 291 00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:22,545 Oh! 292 00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:25,047 DIRECTOR: Owen has a new line of dialogue, okay? 293 00:16:25,131 --> 00:16:27,174 You're going to take a note out of your pocket and read it out loud. 294 00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:29,009 ANNOUNCER: And, now back to the scene. 295 00:16:30,261 --> 00:16:31,262 DIRECTOR: Action! 296 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:33,222 Tell me what your wishes were, and I'll see what I can do. 297 00:16:35,641 --> 00:16:36,642 One second. 298 00:16:38,769 --> 00:16:45,067 Well, I wrote down my birthday wish so I'd have, ha, to I'd have it on me 299 00:16:45,151 --> 00:16:47,153 when I blew out my candles. 300 00:16:47,236 --> 00:16:52,158 And what I really wanted this year was for my dad to get a new haircut. 301 00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,201 [GASPS] 302 00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:05,629 -Whatever you want, son? -Yes! 303 00:17:05,713 --> 00:17:08,924 -Really? -Dessert truck's here! 304 00:17:09,008 --> 00:17:12,386 Sorry I'm late, Byron! Traffic was terrible. 305 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:17,767 Anyway, thank you for letting me use your son's birthday party to launch 306 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:20,895 my new side-business, Cakes 'N Cuts! 307 00:17:20,978 --> 00:17:22,313 -Let's get this going. -Yeah! 308 00:17:22,396 --> 00:17:24,106 -Yeah! -Yes! 309 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:28,069 You see this good looking curl, son? 310 00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:32,698 Now what kind of cut do you want? 311 00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:34,075 [HORN BLOWS] 312 00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:35,951 Oh! No! 313 00:17:38,162 --> 00:17:40,498 ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote. 314 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,376 Big decision. Lock in your choices. 315 00:17:46,212 --> 00:17:49,048 One of them says-- Oh my gosh! 316 00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:50,925 It's going to be okay. 317 00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:54,512 -And let's go back to the scene. DIRECTOR: Action! 318 00:17:54,595 --> 00:18:01,477 The votes are in and I'm very proud to announce the winner is, a mohawk. Ha, ha. 319 00:18:02,186 --> 00:18:03,187 RACHEL: Nice. 320 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:06,482 And don't worry, Byron, I'm not gonna cut your hair. 321 00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:08,109 -He is! BYRON: Who? 322 00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:09,527 What? 323 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:14,824 It's my barber. Oh! 324 00:18:14,907 --> 00:18:16,325 It's my actual barber. 325 00:18:18,577 --> 00:18:19,829 Give me a hug. 326 00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:26,502 Do it quick, gonna do it quickly? 327 00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:34,885 -Oh my gosh! -Just shave. 328 00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:36,011 -Just go with it. -Wow. 329 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:39,348 -We don't have time. Go faster! -Do it fast. Go fast. 330 00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:41,392 Do it fast. Do it fast. 331 00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:43,018 -Take it up higher. -Yeah. 332 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:44,603 -Yeah Yeah! -Yeah! 333 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:46,188 Yeah. Yeah! 334 00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:48,315 ALL: Higher! Higher! 335 00:18:48,399 --> 00:18:50,234 Higher! Higher! 336 00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:52,319 Higher! Higher! 337 00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:54,613 Higher! Higher! 338 00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:56,323 Oh, my ears are sticking out, aren't they? 339 00:18:56,407 --> 00:18:59,827 I got these big old ears. I'm just rolling with it. I'm just rolling with it. 340 00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:04,582 -I felt that one! -Oh! 341 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,959 Oh! 342 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:12,256 -That looks good! Wow! -Woo! 343 00:19:12,339 --> 00:19:17,970 Don't you think it's only fair that Rachel gets her haircut too? 344 00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:20,639 Oh! Yeah! 345 00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:27,063 -You're not my barber though! -Right this way! 346 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,607 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 347 00:19:32,985 --> 00:19:34,111 [BUZZING] 348 00:19:34,945 --> 00:19:37,114 That's real loud. 349 00:19:37,198 --> 00:19:38,741 All right, wait one sec. 350 00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:42,703 Before she gets her hair cut, I think we need to wash her hair. 351 00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:45,873 Let's bring out the dunk tank that we have back there! 352 00:19:50,419 --> 00:19:51,545 Oh no. 353 00:19:51,629 --> 00:19:55,383 ALL: Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! 354 00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:56,592 Let's do it, buddy. 355 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,552 AUDIENCE: Woo! 356 00:19:58,636 --> 00:19:59,720 Woo! 357 00:19:59,804 --> 00:20:02,890 DESSERT GUY: I should point out that it is filled with root beer 358 00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:06,018 so you're about to be part of a root beer float! 359 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:10,731 Each of you get a ball. 360 00:20:10,815 --> 00:20:15,486 ALL: Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! 361 00:20:15,569 --> 00:20:17,363 DESSERT GUY: All right, do it! 362 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:20,324 Oh! So close! 363 00:20:20,408 --> 00:20:22,326 -Owen? -Bad aim! Bad aim! 364 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:23,536 Oh! 365 00:20:26,372 --> 00:20:27,373 Oh! 366 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:32,753 I felt that. 367 00:20:32,837 --> 00:20:35,464 ALL: Push it! Push it! Push it! Push it! Push it! 368 00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:39,468 You know what the first rule of show business is? 369 00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:41,971 You can't let down the audience! 370 00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,351 Oh! 371 00:20:56,736 --> 00:20:59,238 -How's it taste? -Delicious! 372 00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:09,248 That was awesome. 373 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,376 Blair, can I talk to you for a second? 374 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:16,338 Thanks for rescuing me from DJ B-day. I don't get it, though. 375 00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:19,800 Why did you do something nice? I thought we were at war. 376 00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:24,180 This is the first and last time you will ever hear this, I was 377 00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:27,558 wrong. 378 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,978 Kinda. Maybe. 379 00:21:31,062 --> 00:21:33,272 I think I took the birthday war too far. 380 00:21:33,356 --> 00:21:37,693 I should've just talked to Ruth about how I felt instead of taking it out on you. 381 00:21:37,777 --> 00:21:40,279 -Birthday truce? -Birthday truce. 382 00:21:41,989 --> 00:21:46,744 Well, I guess it's time for Lil Birthday Boy to drop some truth bombs of his own. 383 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,121 -Dad? -Wikka-wikka what, son? 384 00:21:51,582 --> 00:21:54,293 We really need to talk about DJ B-Day. 385 00:21:54,377 --> 00:21:56,295 Are you bummed out you didn't get to do it this year? 386 00:21:56,379 --> 00:21:58,589 -We could do it again! -No. 387 00:21:58,672 --> 00:22:01,675 Dad, I, I think I've outgrown it. 388 00:22:03,427 --> 00:22:06,138 Oh, thank you! 389 00:22:06,222 --> 00:22:08,140 Ahh! 390 00:22:08,265 --> 00:22:11,185 -I am so tired of that corny routine! -What? 391 00:22:11,268 --> 00:22:14,021 -I thought you loved it! -I thought you loved it! 392 00:22:14,105 --> 00:22:19,527 Well, I guess, here's to the end of DJ B-Day. 393 00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:22,154 And to the end of our show! 394 00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:23,781 [CHEERING] 395 00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:27,618 You guys have been a terrific crowd! 396 00:22:27,702 --> 00:22:29,078 Woo! 397 00:22:31,038 --> 00:22:32,623 Woo! 398 00:22:32,707 --> 00:22:34,792 Let's go. 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