ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
BYRON: Woo!
Woo! Woo!
-Welcome to Just Roll With It! BYRON: Yeah!
Like a lot of TV shows, this one is taped in front of a live studio audience!
[CHEERING]
But unlike any other show, the cast gets to vote on what happens to us in scenes!
Kaylin I think you mean the audience gets to vote.
It was worth a shot.
So, when you, the audience, hear this sound...
[HORN BLOWS]
The scene will stop, you will vote, and we'll have to...
ALL: Just Roll With It!
BYRON: Let's start the show!
Woo!
And again, I apologize for getting the giggles earlier this week
while reading the funeral announcements.
I was thinking about a funny story I saw,
s-- but it had nothing to do with the deceased.
So, again,
My deepest condolences to the grieving family
of Mr. Harry McButt. Heh, heh.
And all I can say is...
[OVER COMPUTER] ♪ Oops! We made a mistake! ♪
And we're clear!
I didn't think we needed to make that apology jingle, but we use it a lot.
The kids at school actually think "Oops!
We Made A Mistake" is the name of your show.
Speaking of school, Blair, Owen, I need the final list of kids you want to invite
to your joint birthday party so I can complete my background
checks on their parents.
Kidding.
-No, you're not. -No, I'm not.
Our party is going to be great.
You know, since I skipped a grade, I'm seen as a younger kid.
But this will be the perfect opportunity for my classmates
to see me as the mature man I have become.
I'm just excited because a joint birthday party means double
the guests and double the presents!
We're going to fleece these suckers for all they're worth!
Hey, Dad, I was wondering, do you think that
DJ B-Day is going to be making a visit again this year?
Who's DJ B-Day?
Oh, he's the freshest, illest, flyest emcee around.
DJ B-Day! ♪ Wikka-wikka-wikka-wik! ♪
♪ Wikka-wikka-wikka ♪ why am I just hearing about this?
You know I have this party scheduled down to the minute.
Yeah, but DJ B-Day has turnt out every birthday Owen's had since he was six.
He busts out the sickest freestyles with his partner, Lil Birthday Boy!
You still want DJ B-Day to come, right buddy?
-You're not too old for it? -Too old?
For something we started when I was six?
No. I can't wait. Yay.
♪ -DJ B-Day. -DJ B-Day. ♪
Okay, we have thirty yeses.
Now if they spend twenty dollars on each of us,
we can return everything and clear a cool six-hundo each!
Ka-ching!
What's wrong? You didn't ka-ching with me.
It's just this DJ B-Day stuff. It was fine when I was a little kid.
But the whole thing is sort of embarrassing for the mature adult man
that I'm blossoming into.
So, tell Byron that you don't wanna do it.
-Who cares? We're rich! -I can't do that! It would crush him.
He looks forward to it every year.
Promise me you won't say anything.
Blair! B-town!
I couldn't help but notice that all the kids got invitations to your big
B-Day party, and I was just wondering if you tried to give me one,
but I was away from my desk or something?
Oh, yeah.
No, I was pretty much just inviting students.
Right, of course. Duh!
Okay. Well, anyway.
Just know I got nothing going on this weekend.
What a lonely, lonely man.
-Hey Ruth, get my invite? -You bet.
Wouldn't miss a fellow grade-skipper's birthday!
Later.
I guess that's another twenty bucks each.
Bruh, are you serious? Ruth Booth is coming to our party?
We just started hanging out.
We bonded over the fact that we've both skipped a grade.
-She's great. We're both into-- -Don't try to sell me on Ruth
"The Backstabber" Booth!
That's her middle name?
She was my best friend till fourth grade!
Then she moved up a grade and ditched me!
So, I'd appreciate it if you uninvited her.
I can't betray a fellow grade-skipper.
Ruth is the only girl who's ever friend-broken-up with me!
Look at this face.
I don't get dumped. I do the dumps!
And I don't want her at my birthday.
-She won't be at your birthday. -Thank you.
'Cause she'll be at my birthday!
Owen, you better watch your back, because you just messed around
and started a birthday war.
Joke's on you, fool! I love a good birthday war.
-Good! Then it's decided. -It is.
[IN UNISON] Birthday war.
[CHEERING]
Pa-pa-party people!
I have "His" and "Her" and "Gender Neutral" goodie bags for every--
What is this thing doing here?
I rented it!
It's a big spinny thing you can ride in! Isn't it cool?
-I got next! -I already called next!
Hey! No one has next! I'm riding this thing till I blackout.
It doesn't matter anyway; I've got to get ready to meet my new best friend, Ruth.
Shouldn't you be getting in your costume, Lil Birthday Boy?
[IN UNISON] Birthday war.
Honey, have you noticed any weirdness between the kids lately?
I honestly haven't been paying much attention to them since the big
spinny thing came.
I got a steal on this at the rental house because,
someone got hurt on it at a different party!
-Here's your horse, Mr. Blatt. BYRON: Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Remember, you break it you buy it.
No one asked for a horse. Why do we have a horse?
I got a steal on him because he bit a guy at another party.
-His name is Pickles. -Oh.
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
Make yourself at home, Pickles.
Oh hi!
I was trying to go to the movie theater, but I must have written
down the wrong address! [GASPS]
-Is there a party going on? -Come on in, Mr. Penworth.
-Oh! Hi Ruth! It's been a while. -I know. I see you got a new husband.
Hope this one works out better.
I love you, spinny thing! Ha.
Ahh. Too soon to tell.
Honey, Ruth is here. You should go over and say hi.
Ugh. I don't want her here.
I'm so angry it's making me feel short of breath.
My arm is tingling.
Am I too young and pretty to have a heart attack?
Well, I just checked out those symptoms and it says,
-"You're being ridiculous." You-- -Oh.
[HORN BLOWS]
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you get to decide how Rachel helps Blair.
-Lock in your vote. -Don't make me eat anything.
I'm just super excited. What's going to happen?
Honestly, I'm not worrying about it. What's gonna happen?
-The roar of the crowd is insane! -Woo!
And then you are going to read your next line from your cell phone.
-Okay. -Votes are in.
-Now back to the scene. MAN: Let's roll, please.
-Action! -Well, I just checked those symptoms
and it says that your voice will probably be gone
for the next few minutes.
But don't worry. I can hide behind you and be your voice while
you talk to your other guests.
All right? So, which guests do you want to talk to first?
Over here?
Okay.
I'm Blair. I'm popular.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Hey everybody, did you hear? My mom's the best!
She's so pretty.
I got all my looks from my mom.
Boy, I am hungry!
I hope Byron brings that tray over.
I'm famished!
Oh, look at this!
Mmm. You know what I crave right now? Messy food.
And, before I eat it, I'm gonna grab a donut and smash it on my face.
But in the front.
And harder.
Oh, that's so good for my complexion, I think I'll rub it all in.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Oh, it's like natural powder.
Oh and what is that a moisturizer over there?
That sour cream or whatev--
Let me moisturize, the powder can get drying.
I gotta moisturize.
Oh!
You know what looks better than this is those deviled eggs.
And I always eat them four at a time.
Watch, everybody! I can put four of them in my mouth.
Woo! Here we go! Mmm.
Oh yes!
That was good, Blair.
I feel like my voice is coming back. Thanks for the kind words, mom.
Hey buddy, I got my oversize clock and your funky cape.
It's time for DJ B-Day and his partner, Lil Birthday Boy!
Awesome!
I'll be sure to get a front row seat.
You know, Dad.
I'm really excited for DJ B-Day, but I'm a little worried that it might
be a tough act to follow since it's so cool and everything.
That is a good point.
I guess I could do it after we cut the cake.
Cake cutting is promptly at fifteen hundred hours,
directly after the ten minutes of gift opening and before the seven
minutes of video games.
As you were.
[SCREAMS]
That horse bit me!
Let's get some ice on that.
You don't sue people, do you?
Hey, Owen, happy birthday!
I see you guys got that horse that bites everybody!
-Hi, Pickles! -Oh.
Hey, Ruth. I totally forgot you were coming to this party,
probably because I have so many friends.
-Ruth, will you excuse us? -What are you doing?
I told you I didn't want Ruth here in the first place!
But since she's here, she needs to know that without her, I am thriving.
I just think you're just jealous.
No, I'm mad because you stabbed me in the back, just like Ruth.
You're supposed to be my stepbrother, and you violated the step-bro code!
There is no step-bro code in times of birthday war.
-I can't believe how much blood I lost. -Yeah.
Hey, Byron?
Owen was just telling me how much he was hoping you'd do that
DJ B-Day routine with him.
-Right now? I thought he wanted to wait? -No. He said right now.
And he wants you to make sure that everybody in the party is watching.
-Especially Ruth Booth. -Well, all right!
I'll go get my boombox!
Okay, Owen. You ruin my birthday, I ruin yours.
[CHEERING]
Hi.
You are a champion trooper! There, I'll put some on my...
You feel good, right?
Yes, we have an unconscious adult male.
He was bitten by this jerk horse yeah, Pickles.
We have him this week.
So, Blair, how have the last couple years been?
Fine. Great. Why?
Did Owen send you over here to rub it in my face?
-Rub what in your face? -Knock it off, Ruth.
You know what this is really about.
We used to be tight and then you dumped me.
Well, it's your loss, sister.
Blair, you dumped me.
You stopped calling me after I skipped a grade.
You would never eat with me at lunch.
You didn't even invite me to your birthday parties anymore.
Well, I thought you wouldn't want to go to a younger kids' party
and wait a minute, so you didn't want to stop being friends with me?
No. I thought you did.
I thought you were over me.
I wish you would have just said something.
Oops! I made a mistake!
[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER BOOM BOX]
Oh no! I've done something terrible!
♪ Hey, hey, hey, boys and girls! ♪
♪ It's time for DJ B-Day in the house! ♪
♪ My name is DJ B-Day and I'm here to say, I love birthday parties in a major way! ♪
What is happening?
♪ But before we get the cake and open the toys, ♪
♪ let me hear from my homie Lil Birthday Boy! ♪
♪ Come on up, Owen! Come on up, Owen! ♪
Owen's going to be the laughingstock of the entire school.
No, he won't. I will.
Hey, DJ B-Day! Can I be Lil Birthday Boy this year?
-If it's okay with Owen. -Okay by me! Totally okay!
♪ This is the coolest party in the town. ♪
♪ Now, Lil Birthday Boy take it while I break it down. ♪
♪ It's my birthday and I'm a share it with you! ♪
♪ It's fun to be with friends both old and new! ♪
♪ We got tons of cake and games to play. ♪
♪ First everyone scream, "happy birthday"! ♪
-[IN UNISON] Happy birthday! -Oh.
[SCATTING]
RACHEL: Get it!
There it is.
[MUSIC STOPS]
Pickles!
Woo!
-Great job, you two. -Thanks.
Sorry about your cake.
Aw. That means we don't get our birthday wishes.
Well, tell me what your wishes were, and I'll see what I can do.
[HORN BLOWS]
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
Okay. Okay, great.
Okay, thank you so much.
ANNOUNCER: Okay, everyone, what's the birthday wish going to be?
Vote for your choice.
MAN: Let's get 'em out, guys!
I was like, we're there. We did it.
There's only like five lines left in the whole script.
-So now we're just like... OWEN: I know right?
I hope they bring it hard.
I just didn't like their reaction when they saw, bah, boomp, boomp, boomp.
Oh!
DIRECTOR: Owen has a new line of dialogue, okay?
You're going to take a note out of your pocket and read it out loud.
ANNOUNCER: And, now back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Tell me what your wishes were, and I'll see what I can do.
One second.
Well, I wrote down my birthday wish so I'd have, ha, to I'd have it on me
when I blew out my candles.
And what I really wanted this year was for my dad to get a new haircut.
[GASPS]
-Whatever you want, son? -Yes!
-Really? -Dessert truck's here!
Sorry I'm late, Byron! Traffic was terrible.
Anyway, thank you for letting me use your son's birthday party to launch
my new side-business, Cakes 'N Cuts!
-Let's get this going. -Yeah!
-Yes!
You see this good looking curl, son?
Now what kind of cut do you want?
[HORN BLOWS]
Oh! No!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote.
Big decision. Lock in your choices.
One of them says-- Oh my gosh!
It's going to be okay.
-And let's go back to the scene. DIRECTOR: Action!
The votes are in and I'm very proud to announce the winner is, a mohawk. Ha, ha.
RACHEL: Nice.
And don't worry, Byron, I'm not gonna cut your hair.
-He is! BYRON: Who?
What?
It's my barber. Oh!
It's my actual barber.
Give me a hug.
Do it quick, gonna do it quickly?
-Oh my gosh! -Just shave.
-Just go with it. -Wow.
-We don't have time. Go faster! -Do it fast. Go fast.
Do it fast. Do it fast.
-Take it up higher. -Yeah.
-Yeah Yeah! -Yeah!
Yeah. Yeah!
ALL: Higher! Higher!
Higher! Higher!
Oh, my ears are sticking out, aren't they?
I got these big old ears. I'm just rolling with it. I'm just rolling with it.
-I felt that one! -Oh!
Oh!
-That looks good! Wow! -Woo!
Don't you think it's only fair that Rachel gets her haircut too?
Oh! Yeah!
-You're not my barber though! -Right this way!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[BUZZING]
That's real loud.
All right, wait one sec.
Before she gets her hair cut, I think we need to wash her hair.
Let's bring out the dunk tank that we have back there!
Oh no.
ALL: Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! Root beer!
Let's do it, buddy.
AUDIENCE: Woo!
Woo!
DESSERT GUY: I should point out that it is filled with root beer
so you're about to be part of a root beer float!
Each of you get a ball.
ALL: Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her! Dunk her!
DESSERT GUY: All right, do it!
Oh! So close!
-Owen? -Bad aim! Bad aim!
Oh!
I felt that.
ALL: Push it! Push it! Push it! Push it! Push it!
You know what the first rule of show business is?
You can't let down the audience!
Oh!
-How's it taste? -Delicious!
That was awesome.
Blair, can I talk to you for a second?
Thanks for rescuing me from DJ B-day. I don't get it, though.
Why did you do something nice? I thought we were at war.
This is the first and last time you will ever hear this, I was
wrong.
Kinda. Maybe.
I think I took the birthday war too far.
I should've just talked to Ruth about how I felt instead of taking it out on you.
-Birthday truce? -Birthday truce.
Well, I guess it's time for Lil Birthday Boy to drop some truth bombs of his own.
-Dad? -Wikka-wikka what, son?
We really need to talk about DJ B-Day.
Are you bummed out you didn't get to do it this year?
-We could do it again! -No.
Dad, I, I think I've outgrown it.
Oh, thank you!
Ahh!
-I am so tired of that corny routine! -What?
-I thought you loved it! -I thought you loved it!
Well, I guess, here's to the end of DJ B-Day.
And to the end of our show!
[CHEERING]
You guys have been a terrific crowd!
Woo!
Let's go. What's up? What's up? What's up?