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Do you know what I think? What?

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I think I could make you
really happy.

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I'd love you, care for you.

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I'd be a brilliant dad
to Tyler, you know.

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And everything would be amazing...

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34 percent of the time.

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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A brigadier? A brigadier.

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There was an army colonel for a bit,
but he popped his clogs,

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then there is a mayor's wife,
I drop off for her once a week.

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Honestly, it is fucking harmless.
Medicinal is what it is,

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this lady has got MS here. You're
basically the local doctor then.

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I am Doctor Vinnie
PHDizzel.

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PHD. What the fuck
does that stand for, PHD?

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I have no idea.

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I think the D is Doctor?
No, I don't think it is.

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Wait till you see
the smile on her face. Honestly,

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watch how much joy I bring
to our Linda. Linda!

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It's open. Y'alright, love?

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Do I look alright? These seat
sores are the bane of my life,

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will you get me cushion and
slide it under?

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Yeah, can Sammy help?
Yeah. Hiya, love.

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Hi, Linda. You the new
girlfriend, then?

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Shut up, gobshite. For godsake.

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Last girlfriend I had
had bloody pig tails.

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Kinky. He's a good one,
this one, Sammy.

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Keep hold of him. Heart of gold.

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Trying to get out of paying for the
weed? Yeah. Is that what it is?

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Come on, on three. On 3.
1, 2, 3. (HORN BEEPS) Wah!

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All right, one more. 1, 2, 3.
(HORN BEEPS)

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Help me. What the hell
have you got there?

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Never mind that, get the legs. Legs?

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Dylan, can we use upstairs?
What for?

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What the fuck does it look like?
Advanti...

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Honestly, not a clue.

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Are you ready for this? Gentlemen,
this is the latest high‐tech

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all‐singing, all‐dancing addition
to my newly renovated erotic venue.

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Sex dungeon. It's not a
fucking dungeon, Dylan.

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It's underground, Tommo. That's what
I got now that Erin's got into bed

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with McCann. Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, I thought to myself,

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Tommo, onwards and upwards. In
with the new and so, on that note,

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gentlemen, I would like to introduce
you to...

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Alison. Wow. She's...

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Fuckable? (STUTTERING) Freaky?

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Life like. Well, that's
the whole point, innit?

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100 percent thermoplastic.
Built‐in pulsating vagina,

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depth of seven inches.
Is that it, yeah?

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Metal skeleton.
Real feel, no funny smells.

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Anal depth, 6.7 inches.
Oral depth, five inches.

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It's deep, yeah. Deep.

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So my questions to you, lads is
this, which one of you lucky boys

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is going to test drive her?
You are fucking kidding me.

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I wouldn't fit in that. JJ.

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Like I'm gonna fuck Alison behind
Sugar's back. Cardi. Cardi. Cardi.

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I will pay you. Why don't you do it?

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She's not my type, is she? What do
you mean, not your type?

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Well, she's not human for a start.
That's the point though, isn't it?

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If you must know, I've been
having these fucking nightmares.

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Freaky fucking dreams. Honestly,
they have put me off my game.

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I wake up in a blind panic.

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What happens in the dreams?
I'm fast asleep, in my dream,

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in my own bed.

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Or at least it seems
like my own bed,

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except it feels like satin sheets,
whereas I would always plumb

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for Egyptian cotton.
And I become aware

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that I'm being caressed,
softly, under the covers

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like, not unpleasant, but the
sensation starts to bring me round,

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and I half open my eyes as I become
more aware of my surroundings,

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I pull back the covers to remind
myself who I'm in bed with...

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and it's only then I see...
(SCREAMS)

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Erin? Honestly, chaps,
I am exhausted,

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a shadow of my former self. Drinking
to knock myself out at night.

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Have you tried wanking? Of course
I've fucking tried wanking, Ash.

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It's my first point of call in any
situation.

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But you try getting it up when there
is a threat of a fucking

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pupil‐less Erin looming over you.
Probably just anxiety,

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cos you guys fell out.

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Why don't you
just make up? Yeah.

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Maybe. But I don't need her,
do I, Cardi?

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Cos I have got this lovely lady,
so, the question remains,

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who is volunteering?

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Did I or did I not say,
pulsating vagina?

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My dad was never really around,

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my mum used to say he
was away working.

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Turns out he was actually inside,
either that

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or off on one of his idiot schemes.

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How old were you when your mum left?
Seven.

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That's so little. Mmm.

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Christ, I wonder sometimes whether
that is half the reason

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I am they way I am.
I mean, my brain is just...

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Christ, it is fucked.
I have to take pills, you know.

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It's a fucking shame.

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You are bonny in the woods.
Fuck off. You do, you suit them.

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I like it. Bet you missed it here
when you were inside?

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I did, yeah. What were
you actually in for?

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Something to do with a burial?

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It's a long story, that one.
I'm not going anywhere.

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(SIGHS)

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It's better I don't tell
you about it, keep you safe.

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This fella, Terence McCann, he is
just a piece of work.

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The guy Erin works for?

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He's just not a nice guy.
He fucking hurts people, you know.

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And that is the last thing I want
happening to you, so...

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Hi, Albie. Hi.
It'll only be for an hour

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while I do some work. Has he brought
a game? Yeah, got Connect Four.

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I love Connect Four. I know you
do and you're good at it as well.

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Have a good time, yeah.
Bye, Albie. Bye.

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(KNOCKING)

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What's going on?
Department of Environment.

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This erection you are living in is
here illegally. What?

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This land has been sold, and your
erection... Come on now, you,

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with your erections... Has to be
removed within seven days.

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Hey, hang on a minute...
It's all in there.

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Fuck me, I've been here years, man.
Yeah, illegally.

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It's the fucking woods, people don't
own the woods. They do now.

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Seven days. Alright.

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Shit.

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Jimbo?

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Oh! Fuck are you two
old cunts doing?

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What does it like? It looks like
you are fondling up a ginger horse.

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There you are, then. We are
entering the East Lancs show

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and this time we're gonna
fucking win.

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We've set aside our previous
differences to come together

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in a common cause. It's like when
Batman and The Joker worked together

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to defeat Owlman. Owlman,
was it, it was fucking Penguin.

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Owlman. Penguin. Owlman. Penguin.

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Oi! For fuck's sake. I need help.

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The fucking council have sold the
land on. They are gonna kick me out

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my fucking shack. I have got seven
days lads. They can't do that.

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Well, apparently, they can. That's
right on the edge of my farm,

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that's classic woodland. There's
fucking rare bluebells down there,

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little fucking dormice
and chiff chaffs. That's right,

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I saw a willow warbler down there
just last week. Listen,

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fuck, it's my home. I can't live in
a fucking house.

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What the fuck am I gonna do?
Help me out, for fuck sake.

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Hey, what about your secret club.
You're always bragging

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that you know MPs and council
members. Alright, well what's this

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secret club, then, Shirley?
It's a secret. He's a mason.

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Prove it. Well, then, fuck,
Shirley, have a word for me, man.

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No can do, sorry. We have very
strict rules against that kind of
thing. Fuck.

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00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,560
In fact forget I was ever here,

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forget this conversation
ever took place.

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Oi, Paslowski...your secret
friends are cunts.

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Your secret friends are cunts!
I haven't got any secret friends.

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But if you did,
they'd be cunts!

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Three illegal operations.

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Weed grow, Rat and Cutter,
car garage,

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we hit them all at the same time.

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We want to catch them in the act so
the timing is vital. Samantha.

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I'm working on it. I'd say
I'm pretty close

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to being able to provide a hit time.
We're gonna take these scroats down.

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And when we've got them,

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we'll make them squeal about
that bastard McCann.

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(BANGING) Erin! Erin!

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Albie? Where's Tyler?

156
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,160
He's gone. I've lost him.
He just disappeared.

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Tyler?

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Tyler! Have you seen him?

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No, it's McCann, Vinnie,
I know it is.

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All because of that 30 fucking
grand. Albie, listen to me,

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did he get in a car with any men?
He can't remember. I can't remember.

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It's alright. It's alright. Erm, why
was he at the fucking shops anyway?

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He went to get Tyler some sweets,
I didn't tell him he couldn't.

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I'm sorry. No. No. No, sweetheart.
It's not your fault.

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It's alright. I'm really worried,
Vin. I'll have to call the police.

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What if they hurt him?
Oi, listen, calm down a bit.

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I'm gonna get him back.
I'll get him back today,

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I promise you. Everything is gonna
be alright. I promise, sweetheart.

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(PHONE RINGING)
Shit, it's Sugar. Shug!

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(SIGHS) He's at home. He's at home.
Thank fuck for that. Christ.

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They said I had to go because you
needed me home.

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They used your name
so I thought they knew you.

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Did they say anything? No. They just
asked me if I knew my Uncle Terence.

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Alright, well you are home now so it
doesn't matter but listen to me.

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Don't ever get in a strange car

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with people you don't know ever
again. Right? Not unless Mummy says.

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Yeah. OK. You are a good lad.

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Eat your biscuits.

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MCCANN (VOICEMAIL): You have reached
Terence McCann. Please leave a
message after the beep.

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I don't know about this, Vin.
Kidnapping's not really our thing,

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is it? We're sending a message,
Ashley. I wouldn't mind

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but they bloody know me these two.
(SINGING)

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(SIGHS) That's enough.

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Girls. Oi. Oi. Oi. You don't
even know what a narwhal is, do you?

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00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,280
What is a narwhal? It's a whale with
a horn. It's for breaking up ice.

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00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:11,800
Is it? Where's the fat one? Now,
girls, that's not nice, is it.

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00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:16,000
No, it's not, so it's not.
We'll be drinking a pint of Guinness

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with me leprechaun. (GIRLS LAUGH)

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# Narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean...

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Just make the call, will you?
Oi, that is enough.

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00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,200
(PHONE RINGING)

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(PHONE PINGS)

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Right, now before you start going
out of your fucking mind,

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they're fine. In fact, they are
extremely annoying

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and it is me that
is fucking traumatised.

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00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,400
Take them... Take them
fucking home now.

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Ah, now you see, you sound
cross there.

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00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,720
I was pretty fucking furious too
when you had a word with my child.

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00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,680
Your child? You and Erin?
Jesus Christ, yes, me and Erin.

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00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,800
We had a one‐night stand thing.
I am warning you, man,

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00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,680
threaten me as much as you want, but
involve my kid with summat like this

202
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:13,440
again and I will fucking murder you.
Erin owes me 30 grand. Right,

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00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,480
and you will get it. When?
Fucking soon.

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00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,080
You've got until the end of the
fucking week. Put them on the phone.

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00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,520
No. You fucking lay a hand on those
girls, and I swear... Listen to you,

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I am not a fucking monster like you,
I wouldn't hurt a child, I am
proving a fucking point.

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00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:33,120
Proving a fucking point? You're a
dead cunt. You were nearly dead

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before this stunt, but now you are
fucking dead.

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00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,840
And that bitch that bore your
child is fucking dead.

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And that boy I will leave a fucking
orphan! Now take them home!

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How did it go? Not great. Right.
Let's drop them off.

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Vinnie was telling me all about why
he went to prison. Crazy.

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00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,200
Yeah.

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00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:06,560
Were you there, when Tillerton
had his accident?

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00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:11,160
Er...yeah. Yeah. But you know,
that's all behind us now.

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00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,080
Vinnie's done his time,
it's all forgotten.

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00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,720
Must be dead scary though,
Erin still working with McCann?

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00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,040
And you two didn't...? Fuck.

219
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,760
Shit, it's broken.

220
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,920
Sorry, hi, you OK?

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(BELL DINGS)

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00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:44,080
Oh, it's you. What do you want?
What the fuck is that in your hand?

223
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,920
An ear. Why would you bring and ear
to the front of house?

224
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,000
I mean, this is your establishment,
man. I could have been

225
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,520
a grieving family member.
You know, lost my husband

226
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,360
or summat. I walk in here and
there is a one‐eyed fucking pirate

227
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,080
with a severed ear in his hand. It's
not severed, in fact, the reason

228
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,880
I'm holding it is cos of the way
he died. The man had his entire head

229
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,120
squashed under the wheel of an
articulated lorry.

230
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,000
Caved like a melon.
But staggeringly,

231
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,200
the ear came out unscathed.
That is staggering.

232
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,880
Which is why it's going
in my trophy cabinet.

233
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,280
What are you on about, trophy
cabinet? Body parts that have

234
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,080
fascinating stories connected to
their deaths. Like a 3‐D diary

235
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,000
kind of thing. For fuck...
Shut up. You've got the body parts

236
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:30,360
of people's loved ones in a cabinet?
The man's head was squashed

237
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,480
to mush under a fucking truck,
do you really think his family

238
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:37,160
are gonna care whether I keep his
fucking ear in formaldehyde?

239
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,520
Hmm. Do you wanna see? Yes.
Come on, son.

240
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,760
What did you come here for anyway? I
need to get your Stephen to bell me,

241
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,200
it's about his dad.
McCann, why?

242
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:51,440
I need him to organise some sort of
a truce. With his dad, unlikely.

243
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,840
He thinks he's an effeminate artist.
Yeah.

244
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,400
Well, can you get him to bell me?

245
00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,600
Behold, the trophy cellar.
What the fuck?

246
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,080
What do you think?
What do you mean, "what do I think"?

247
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,400
I think you are a fucking lunatic,
is what I think.

248
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,880
Look at the state of this shit. What
the fuck are these here? Brain.

249
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,800
Ah, fuck me. A foot.

250
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,280
What is with the tongue?
What is that all about?

251
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,640
Wife cut it out after she caught
her husband giving cunnilingus

252
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,440
to the baby sitter. He bled
to death. This is fucked.

253
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,400
Beautiful. Get it away.
It's gonna look well there.

254
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,400
Are them bollocks there? What are
they saying? That's a funny story.

255
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,880
There was this barbed wire fence‐
You know, don't. Fuck me.

256
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,200
That's the end of that story. Start
and the end, barbed wire fence.

257
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,640
Big fucking slit down the centre of
it. Jesus wept.

258
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,760
What's under that? Oh, that's
nothing, empty, forget about it.

259
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,000
Come on. Alright.

260
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,520
(SCREAMING)

261
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,920
Ah! No. No.

262
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,080
I told you not to look. You were
meant to fucking cremate that dude.

263
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,600
That is not... That is evidence.
No one's gonna find it.

264
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,320
Besides, it's a great story. Head
clean off, sewn on to another body.

265
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,120
It's my second favourite. Second
favourite. That's nothing but
trouble.

266
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,920
You'll fucking burn it.
Say I don't?

267
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,920
Alright, alright, for fuck's sake.
I am heartbroken.

268
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,000
I want you to know that.
Fuck! Burn it!

269
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,800
Burn it.

270
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,120
Oi, get Stephen to bell me.

271
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:37,440
(EXHALES) Sammy, I know you're
working, but I just...

272
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,040
I dunno, I just...

273
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,920
I dunno, actually.

274
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,760
I just wanted you to know
that I'm thinking of you.

275
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,640
I am sorry it's a shit message.
Already.

276
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:53,760
Just...if you want, give
us a bell tomorrow or summat.

277
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,800
We can try and link up. Erm,

278
00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,600
erm, fuck. Bye.

279
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,600
Bye, then. You fucking turd.

280
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,880
Shit.

281
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,680
(SIGHS)

282
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,680
Mmm. (RUSTLING)

283
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,520
Hello?

284
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,640
Shit.

285
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,200
Oh, you fucker! Alright, Vin.

286
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,560
You great dickhead, what the fuck
are you doing in there?

287
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,560
(CLEARS THROAT)

288
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,640
I need a bit of company, mate.

289
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,760
It's my head, these fucking dreams,
I can't be on me own.

290
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,080
Right, then fucking come on, then.
Cheers, mate.

291
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,200
Fucking hell, dude, what's that?

292
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:29,000
She is jaundice yellow.
She looks startled.

293
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,240
I am not fucking test
driving that.

294
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,920
Just a quickie, fanny, funbags.

295
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,240
She was reduced for a quick sale,
so I'm worried there might be

296
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,720
hidden damage. Fuck me.
Hidden damage?

297
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,840
Baggy arse or summat,
I don't know.

298
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,120
Christ, and what are you gonna be
doing while I am humping the life

299
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,920
out of this? I'll go for a walk,
won't I? Twiddle about. Fuck that,

300
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,920
dude, I am not shagging that thing.
Jesus fucking Christ, Vincent,

301
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,240
it's a free shag and I can't
even fucking give it away.

302
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,840
I suppose you are having your needs
attended to by the scrumptious
Samantha?

303
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,560
Well, not really.

304
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,480
Hmm?

305
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,880
Have you, err...?

306
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,360
(WHISTLES) Not exactly, no.
Not exactly?

307
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,960
Well, not...fuck me, not at all.
Has she sucked you off?

308
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,840
Dude, I am not supposed to...
tell you shit like that.

309
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,400
Not supposed to. Hey, hey, hey,
look who you are talking to, mate,

310
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,400
I am a broken man.

311
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,440
This year I've had fucking hell,
dignity robbed,

312
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,920
livelihood stripped away from me.
The least you can do, right,

313
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,400
is enlighten your mate with the
details of your mucky mucky love
life.

314
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,640
Now, then, have you had a go
on the mammaries?

315
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,840
Yes. Right. Naked or through
clothes? Through clothes.

316
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,720
What about the man's pubis? Uh‐uh.

317
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,160
Not yet. Not even through clothes?

318
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,960
Not even a dry hump?
No, I haven't dry humped.

319
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000
We've kissed. We have had a smooch
up, but that is about it.

320
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,920
It's just about connection
for now, you know.

321
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,920
She likes me. And I like her.

322
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,920
I tell her I am a bi‐polar fuck up,
she listens and tells me I am not.

323
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,600
I think I feel something for her.
(CHUCKLES)

324
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,000
Fair enough.

325
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,160
Now, then, what's your
policy on spooning?

326
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,680
I can't have your willy near my bum.
I won't sleep. Fine, you spoon me.

327
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,720
Next question, may I sleep
in the altogether?

328
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,320
Dude, no.
That is a firm no.

329
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:26,000
Jesus fucking Christ, when did you
get to be such a fucking prude?

330
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,360
When I have to sleep with
my midget mate naked.

331
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,640
I tell you what... What?
It's actually quite cosy,

332
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,160
this place, ain't it? Yeah.
I don't mind telling you.

333
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,680
I used to think it was a bit
of a shithole.

334
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:42,200
Well, if that removal order
comes through

335
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,240
I will be out on my
fucking ear, won't I?

336
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,280
Oh, aye. Do you want any help
with that?

337
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,280
I used to spank a bloke that works
in the town hall. Actually, no,

338
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,920
come to think about it,
he works in sanitation.

339
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,560
Do you know that fucking Shirley's
a mason.

340
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,440
Yeah. Jim told me about it.

341
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,720
Knows all these people on the
fucking council.

342
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,240
Said, will you give us a hand?
Told me to fuck myself. Blonde twat!

343
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,400
Shirley. Yeah.

344
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:14,600
Because I seem to recall that
Shirley's a sleepwalker, in't he?

345
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,200
Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

346
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,400
Cos the thing about sleepwalkers,
Vincent, is...

347
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,600
people get up to all sorts
in their sleep, don't they? Hmm.

348
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,000
(CHUCKLES)

349
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,160
Shit.

350
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,480
Right, go on.

351
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,560
Now, then, a few lewd poses, right,

352
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,400
enough for your standard
blackmail job.

353
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,240
There we go. Get snapping.

354
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,200
Fuck. Right, he's going for it.

355
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,920
Jesus, he's rampant.

356
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,720
We shouldn't be watching this, lads.

357
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,200
Fuck, dude.

358
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,320
Fucking hell,
he's not actually.

359
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:56,800
Oh, poor Alison.
Poor me, more like,

360
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,520
I've gotta clean her out.

361
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,960
Jesus Christ, I hope
he don't rip her.

362
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,920
Oh, fucking hell! Fuck, dude.

363
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,120
(SHIRLEY MOANING)

364
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,040
How do you make it do that?

365
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,280
Good Lord, nobody should have to go
through that. Poor Alison.

366
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,880
Alright, Dyldo?
What are you doing here?

367
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,000
I need to talk to you, man. Alone.

368
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,520
What the fuck is going on? Dude,
I don't know how to tell you this.

369
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,560
Dude, honestly, you are
making me fucking nervous.

370
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,520
What's going on, Dyl? Erm...

371
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,440
It's Samantha. What about her?

372
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,640
I don't know who she is.
I don't know what she is,

373
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,200
but you can't fucking trust her.
What are you talking about?

374
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,240
She started asking loads of
questions behind the bar,

375
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,880
and I were fucking...
I were careful, after what
happened with Sara,

376
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,080
I kept my gob shut, but it just
bothered me,

377
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:04,960
and then I accidentally knocked her
bag over and found this...

378
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,320
It's not a lighter,
it's a fuck... it's a microphone.

379
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:15,040
(RECORDING PLAYS ON LAPTOP) SAM: How
old were you when your mam left?

380
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,800
Seven. So little.

381
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,560
Christ, I wonder sometimes whether
that is half the reason I am the way

382
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,520
I am. I mean, my brain is just...
Christ, it's fucked.

383
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,200
I have to take pills, you know.

384
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,240
Fucking shame.

385
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,680
You are bonny in the woods.

386
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,400
I like it.

387
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,960
I bet you miss... (RECORDING STOPS)

388
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,480
(SIGHS)

389
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,920
Who is she? I dunno, man.

390
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:56,000
She could be a cop, maybe?
An investigator?

391
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,760
I fucked up.
How could you know, man.

392
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,160
None of us knew.
She seems fantastic.

393
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,480
Dyl, I don't know what I fucking
said to her. I mean, you know.

394
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,040
You were careful, but they know
about the weed grow.

395
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,760
I trusted her. I know, dude.
I'm sorry, man.

396
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:20,240
She fucking lied. She told me things
about her fucking past,

397
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,520
her family and...

398
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,240
She kissed me.

399
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,200
I liked her.

400
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,560
I really liked her.

401
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,040
I am never trusting
an outsider again.

402
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,960
I think we've got a problem.

403
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,360
What do you want?

404
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,160
Want to know if you'll reconsider
speaking to your mason pals

405
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,320
to help Vinnie's shack. No.

406
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,720
I won't, and there's nothing you
can say or do

407
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,080
that will make me change my mind.

408
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:25,080
Oh, really?
(SHIRLEY MOANING ON PHONE)

409
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,440
Hi. JJ. Hey.

410
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:36,200
Dylan, how's it going? Good, yeah,
how are you? Yeah, great, thanks.

411
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,040
Sandra's asked us to bring down the
new optics from the function room,

412
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,440
can you come give me a hand?
Yeah, no worries.

413
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,000
Get up to anything last night after
you left here? Nah,

414
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,320
just stayed at home,
quiet one. How about you?

415
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,040
Yeah, same, I was wrecked. It's hard
work, this place.

416
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,960
Hello. (DOOR LOCKS)

417
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,240
What are you up to?

418
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,040
What's going on?
Who the fuck are you?

419
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,040
What? Who are you working for?

420
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,560
Who do I work for? I work here.

421
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,680
Do you think I am a cunt?

422
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,720
It's a funny little
thing, that. There you go.

423
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,320
Come on.

424
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,440
So why have you been doing
that, then?

425
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,280
Why have you been recording
all our chats?

426
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,600
Because I like to remember them,
I like to have nice moments.

427
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,840
Look at me.

428
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,000
I really fucking fell for you.
Do you know that?

429
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,960
I let you in.
And I am really lonely.

430
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,920
You knew, didn't you?

431
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,920
Vin, can we speak alone?

432
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,480
No.

433
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,320
(SIGHS) Look at these people
with me now.

434
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,200
They are all I have ever known.

435
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,520
I don't have anybody else,
they are my entire family.

436
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,520
And if you fucked me over,
fucking look at them.

437
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,760
You have fucked
them over too, haven't you?

438
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,040
Are you police?

439
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,120
Yeah.

440
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,320
Is it Slater?

441
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,760
What have you told him?

442
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,160
Fucking, what have you
told him? Everything.

443
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:44,040
Right. Listen...I started to
like you,

444
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,320
I did, I swear, it started as a job

445
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,560
but then I got feelings and...
She's lying.

446
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,040
I'm not. Say anything to get out
of this room now, won't you?

447
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:59,120
Vinnie, I swear... I told you about
my mum, didn't I?

448
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,320
And my dad.

449
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,600
Look, Slater wants you guys, but he
wants McCann, too.

450
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,440
So if you let me,
I can help you.

451
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,120
We can't trust you. Dylan, please,
they're planning a raid,

452
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,280
they've done surveillance but they
need me to tell them the right time.

453
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,600
We let her now and she's gonna go
squealing straight to the cops.

454
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,640
I won't, Vin, I swear.

455
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,080
Trust me.

456
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,440
Why the fuck, after all this,

457
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,720
why would you help us, eh?

458
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,920
Why would you? Because...

459
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,000
..you've got a good heart.

460
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,720
(CLAMOURING)

461
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,440
(SIRENS BLARE, TYRES SCREECH)

462
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:50,560
All units standby unless active or
urgent. Entry team forward.

463
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,440
POLICE: Armed police, stand
still and show me your hands.

464
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,600
Armed police!

465
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,040
Police. (CLAMOURING)

466
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,640
Morning, lads.

467
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,640
Armed police.

468
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,200
What the fuck? POLICE (ON RADIO):
Premise clear. No arrests made.

469
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,160
Fuck! Fuck's sake!

470
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,680
Armed police, do not move!
Can I come in for a minute?

471
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,680
I am unarmed, I am unarmed.
You alright?

472
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,000
I have to be honest,
you have, I mean,

473
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,160
Jesus, Carl, you have fucked me...
Can I sit down? Can I sit down?

474
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,960
Oh, God. Carl, I have got to hand it
to you, man,

475
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,360
you have royally fucked me over.

476
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,400
I am fucking heartbroken with the
Sam thing. I had no idea, man.

477
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:01,040
Seems like you did. Well, yeah,
but fuck me, only just, dude.

478
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,640
Christ lads, you were really
bloody close. Really close.

479
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,560
Yeah. But anyway you have done
really well,

480
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,600
I think you have fucked me right
over and I just don't want you

481
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,280
hanging on my back for the rest of
my life so...fair cop.

482
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,720
Alright, what's going on? Nothing.
Crap. Cuff him.

483
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,920
Now, back in the van.

484
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:33,440
Leave him here. But sir...
Leave him and go. I'll be fine.

485
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,520
Oh, be my fucking guest,
Vin, have a seat.

486
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,480
We've known each other a long time,
haven't we, Vinnie? Since school.

487
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:54,280
So I'm quietly confident that
this behaviour

488
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,640
is wildly out of character.
Vincent O'Neill

489
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,960
doesn't just give himself up and
then happily walk back to prison,

490
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,360
does he? Dude, I just don't think
I'll get that long inside.

491
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,520
In all truth, Carl, I won't, and
I have fucking been there before

492
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,640
and it is just not that bad so it
makes no difference,

493
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,120
lock me up and the rest,
why not? What's going on, Vin?

494
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:18,080
Carl, mate, you're on a fucking
revenge mission. I get it.

495
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,920
You don't like me. You know I was a
fucking horrible cunt to you

496
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,200
in school, I called you a dog bummer
and it stuck.

497
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,440
It can't have helped.

498
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,240
I always had a posse of mates
and you struggled a bit,

499
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,360
you were always on your own. But you
couldn't possibly hurt me more

500
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,360
than me.

501
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:41,560
Carl, listen to me. With no agenda,
I am a fucking nobody.

502
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,760
Pathetic, mentally ill
dickhead criminal

503
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,040
for the arse end of nowhere.

504
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,680
If you want people talking your name

505
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:54,720
you best land yourself a much
bigger fish. Oh, I intend to.

506
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,560
Right. Well...

507
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,160
it just so happens I could help you
out with that.

508
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,680
But I'm gonna want
some guarantees.

509
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:09,720
I don't do deals, Vin. Sound enough,
forget the whole thing. No worries.

510
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,720
You stay here.

511
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,120
Come on. I managed to
get hold of 5K.

512
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,200
I've borrowed two grand from
the Crow's Nest.

513
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,440
And I've put in the money I was
gonna use to restart my sex dungeon.

514
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,440
Thanks, Tommo. Pleasure. Just...
stay out of my dreams.

515
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,840
Well, we're still way too short.
Even with the club money

516
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,520
that's only 19k. Shit.

517
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,120
I'll lend you the rest.

518
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,320
I've got it.
I'll get it back. It's fine.

519
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,680
Dad, before you say anything, Erin
wants a chance to apologise.

520
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:20,040
How do you know her?
Through business.

521
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,400
She's a good person,
and she has your money.

522
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:28,280
Mister McCann, I am really,
really, sorry.

523
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,080
I just want to put things right.

524
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,680
Dad, can we come in?

525
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,880
TWINS: You're cheating.
You can't catch me.

526
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,240
I will catch you.
I've got you already.

527
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,920
Sorry, can I just go to the loo? No.

528
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,520
Course you can
use the fucking loo.

529
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,400
You're cheating. No, I am not.
Yes, you are.

530
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,800
You are a cheater.

531
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,280
Hi, girls.
BOTH: Hi, Stevie.

532
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,320
Hey, why don't we go inside
cos it is starting to rain?

533
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,360
Ouch. Can we go inside, please?
Fight with us.

534
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,800
Pussy. Later, I will fight with you
later. Come on. No!

535
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,080
Yes. No, idiot. You're an
idiot. You're an idiot.

536
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,360
And you're not coming in our room.
I don't wanna get in your stupid
room anyway.

537
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,680
Cos it smells. Your room smells.
I don't care cos I am gonna go in

538
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:01,840
and I'm gonna mess up
all your stuff. I am.

539
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,840
No, you're not. Yeah, I am.

540
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,840
I am coming. I am coming.

541
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,280
You upset me, Erin.

542
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,040
I don't like rejection.

543
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,320
You had that prick
O'Neill inside you.

544
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,720
Had his baby, and you have the
fucking temerity to reject me.

545
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,360
I appreciate the money back,
but you're done.

546
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,520
Terence...
You're done.

547
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,760
When you least fucking expect it,

548
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,320
you and that arsehole O'Neill will
get what's coming to you.

549
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,360
Mister McCann... Shh.

550
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280
(TWINS ARGUING)

551
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,080
(GROANS, SIGHS)

552
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,960
(URINE TRICKLING)

553
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,800
(SIGHS)

554
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,600
Dad! Fuck's sake...
(TOILET FLUSHES)

555
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,400
(TWINS ARGUING)

556
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,840
Stop...

557
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,840
(WHISPERS) That way, that way, go!

558
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,000
Fuck's sake.
You always take their side.

559
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,680
All good? Yeah.

560
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,240
Mission accomplished.
(ENGINE STARTS)

561
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,040
Nice one, Stevie.
Thank God for that.

562
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,880
I'm scared. Hey, don't be.
Listen to me.

563
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,360
If that works out,
we'll be free of him, hun.

564
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,520
Will we though?

565
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,720
Erm...I'm sorry about Samantha.

566
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,120
It's alright. You know,
all the things I did with her,

567
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,600
I'd show her the woods,
and where I used to play

568
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,360
when I was little,
and the whole bloody time,

569
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,160
all I could think was I wished
it was you.

570
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,880
Vin... I know. I know.
I know. It's fine.

571
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,120
I always think about
what you whispered.

572
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,240
I don't know.

573
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,040
I don't know anything anymore.
(SIGHS)

574
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,920
I just want to do what's
best for Tyler.

575
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,520
I have to do what's
best for our boy.

576
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,040
Come here.

577
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,080
(DOOR SMASHES) (GIRLS SCREAMING)

578
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:59,560
POLICE: Show me your hands now!
Turn around!

579
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,040
Well, well, well.

580
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,640
What on Earth's this doing here?

581
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,720
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

582
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,680
Fuck.

583
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:46,200
Oi! Oi! Oi! Fuck off, dude.
Get gone.

584
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:49,960
Sorry, lads, time's up.
This erection has to come down.

585
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,800
(ALL YELLING) Oi! Stop it!

586
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,280
No, don't!

587
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,880
That's enough, you Irish cunts.
What's all this?

588
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:03,000
What does it look like?
Looks like two old twats

589
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,200
running through a wood holding
paper. Fuck are you asking for then?

590
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:10,600
Cease and desist, signed by the
deputy head of planning

591
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,080
at the council,
Nigel Perrywater. You what?

592
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,200
And I have written
authorisation that this erection

593
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,720
can stay exactly where it is.

594
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,600
Alright. Early breakfast, boys.

595
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,800
(CHEERING)

596
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,440
Celebration? Let's go the pub.

597
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:37,520
Jim's buying. Erin, Erin,
come down to the pub

598
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,120
and make sure you bring bloody Sugar
with you. Shirley saved the shack.

599
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,680
Shirley and Jim.
Christ, my God,

600
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,960
it's a really good day, so...

601
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,640
come and have a drink.

602
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,600
(SIGHS)

603
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,880
Alright, Sug? Alright, Vin.
Is Erin in?

604
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,240
I've no idea. Is she not in. No?

605
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,880
I've only just got up. Erin?

606
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,760
Er‐ Erin?

607
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,920
Ty...Tyler... What's going on?

608
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,800
Fuck! Oh, my God.

609
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:41,520
She's gone. What? She's fucking
gone. She's gone.

610
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,160
(SOBBING)

611
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,240
ERIN: 'My darling Vinnie, you are
the dad to our beautiful son

612
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,960
and an amazing friend.

613
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,560
But I am scared,

614
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,040
so I have to go.

615
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:44,440
I need a fresh start somewhere
that I know he is safe.

616
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,800
I'm so sorry.

617
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,440
I will miss you forever.

618
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,880
And I hope you can forgive me.'

619
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,080
(WHISPERS) 34% was always enough.

620
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,440
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