1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,280 Now I am not going to get cross with you. Alright? 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,160 Just tell me how it went so badly wrong. 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,320 I don't know Vincent, I don't fucking know. 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,800 I thought we had pulled it off. All I know is I am supposed 5 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,480 to lose the race and guess what, I lost the fucking race. 6 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,640 Just in a slightly different way to what we had anticipated... 7 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,840 Simple, wasn't it? Was it not a simple plan? 8 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,280 You grab the jockey that's riding the favourite... 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,840 Switch it out with knobhead... 10 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,120 He fucks the race up and loses. 11 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,920 Gerry's horse comes in and we all get paid. 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,440 Tell me how you ballsed it up. 13 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,920 I'll tell you where it happened. This prick here 14 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,120 and his inherit sizeist attitude... 15 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,200 Get to fuck. Ashley Dennings? 16 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,440 What? All I said was that the jockeys, all look the same... 17 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,640 Oh, there we go. Prejudice raises its ugly head! 18 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,000 And he's branding me a sizeist. 19 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,440 They fucking do all look the same ‐ in their matching satin outfits. 20 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,800 All walking one by one with each other like a little 21 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,000 vindictive fairy tale... Rude! 22 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,040 I'm sorry. I grabbed the wrong fucking jockey. 23 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,400 It wasn't just the wrong jockey ‐ you grabbed the jockey we 24 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:03,240 wanted to win the race and you left the favourite to win it. 25 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,720 Knobhead on Gerry's horse. 26 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:14,800 Go on Tommo! 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,600 Where the fuck is he? Where is he? 28 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,280 I never said I could ride a horse. That was you lot, 29 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,200 and your nasty little assumptions based on, 30 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,280 thank you very much, my diminutive stature. 31 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,840 They have chimps riding horses in the circus. 32 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,520 We shoulda just got a chimp. Dickhead. 33 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,000 It wouldn't have made a fucking difference, you... 34 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,920 you got on the wrong fucking horse is what you did alright?! 35 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,200 You cost Gerry sixteen grand. F‐ffuck. 36 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,240 It's a lot of money. Fuck's sake, now we owe him sixteen grand... 37 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,040 Y'know what I am saying?! It's our balls up. 38 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,960 Again! (PHONE RINGS) 39 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,600 Fiddly dee, I wonder who this could be?! 40 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,600 Erin... It's fucking Gerry you knobend. 41 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,640 121 missed calls. 42 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,680 Fuck me! 43 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,880 Vin... 44 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,160 Sorry we're full up today so if you can just go down the other end‐ 45 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,040 Alright love, I am getting it. 46 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,800 I said I'll get it, so I'll get it. 47 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,560 Honestly, what are you stressing about? 48 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,360 I'll tell you why I'm stressing. 49 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,200 There's gonna be twenty five sugared up eight year olds running riot 50 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,960 round here in less than four hours' time along with their mega snobby 51 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,480 nosey mothers who'd love nothing more than me to fuck this up. 52 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,200 Oh and on top of that, on top of that I'm meant to be 53 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,840 relaunching a club and I've found out the flyers haven't been 54 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,720 handed out, which means we are going to have no fucking customers‐ 55 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,440 Right, where do you want me? What can I do? 56 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,480 Hang on. 57 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,640 Excuse me, out boys, thank you... 58 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,600 No chance. 59 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:12,920 Mate, it's a kid's party not some stag do in the 'dam. 60 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,960 Go on. 61 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,680 Oh, it's getting worse. Go on. 62 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,920 Stop making words for a second... Cos I am here, 63 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,600 and I am looking at the cake right now. Jesus, they are brilliant aren't they... 64 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:26,160 Are ya? Yeah, they are amazing at what they can do. Look at that... 65 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,760 They've spelt everything correctly? 66 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,840 Fucking hilarious, y'know I am bad with reading stuff... 67 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,040 What is it supposed to say? 68 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:36,000 It says 'Vinnie you're having a fucking laugh if you think I'm that daft'. 69 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,400 That's a lot to fit on one cake innit. 70 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,880 Just get the cake here, pronto. Right, don't let me down Vin... 71 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,240 I won't let you down, when have I ev‐ She's gone. 72 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,520 She's just gone. 73 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:51,400 Oh yeah, shit... Have that... 74 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,080 JJ? Vincent? 75 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,240 Are you still after a Rolls, you? 76 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,920 Yeah. What's the condition? 77 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,360 It's mint. Classic. Deep blue. 78 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,160 91 plate... Yeah. How about the interior? 79 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,200 Cream leather. 80 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,280 Oh, my flipping God, yeah, yeah, get it, get it. 81 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,880 Get it? Oh! 82 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:10,720 Oi listen. Drive carefully right and don't do anything stupid like taking 83 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,560 any of them lot for a ride in it. Oi, knobhead, you are on speaker phone. 84 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,520 Good. Well flipping well make sure none of you chimps touch anything. 85 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,320 And that is especially you, Tommo, with your dangly little legs 86 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,440 and dirty size four shoes. They are size six. 87 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:27,240 Scratch it and I'll scratch you. Comprendez? 88 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,880 Com... Com... Completely. 89 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,200 Vin, can we stop for chips? No, we can't stop for chips. 90 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,920 Why not? Cos we've got to drop this off haven't we? 91 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,200 What? Here yar‐ Sorry, how do we get bluetooth on? 92 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,160 Menu, settings, bluetooth. 93 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,000 Why do you need the bluetooth? Chips afterwards, how's that? 94 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,560 But it's on the way... Never mind if it's on the way... 95 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:53,760 Where are you... No. Come back here you bastards! 96 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,960 Oh fuck. What's going on? 97 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,560 Cream donut. Cream donut, where did you get a cream donut? 98 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,080 Had it on me. What, in your pocket? 99 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,160 Yeah? Oh, Christ. Asked you to keep your eye on him, it's a posh car y'know. 100 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,440 JJ's been after one of these for fucking ages. 101 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,160 Honestly this could sort us out y'know, set us straight with 102 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,120 Gerry and that. I am gonna bell that twat. 103 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,680 Now then Gerry love‐ You've got some neck phoning me, you balding little prick. 104 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,200 H‐ way now, come on... 105 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,520 Give me a chance to say, I'm going to sort your money out. 106 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,240 I can get you a chunk of it today Gez. 107 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,560 It's too late for that, Vinnie. What? 108 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,400 I've sold the debt on. What? 109 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,920 I've cut my losses and I've sold the debt. 110 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,320 You no longer owe me the sixteen g's. 111 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,800 Fuck dude, who've you sold it to then? 112 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,280 The MacDonaghs. Oh fuck off. 113 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,720 You fucking could've given me some time there! 114 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,000 You've had time. Plenty of it. 115 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,120 You dodged all my calls and showed me no courtesy. 116 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,760 You forced my hand, Vinnie. You know what they are like. 117 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,200 They are nutcases. 118 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,440 My advice to you is settle the debt with them lunatics before the 119 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,320 interest starts piling up and spiralling out of control. 120 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Fuck me. The MacDonaghs? 121 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,280 Devon Lewis owed them a grand six months ago, now it's twelve. 122 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,480 He's a fucking window cleaner, how's he gonna pay them back? Especially with two broken ankles. 123 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:23,640 MacDonaghs nicked his ladder when he was doing a third‐floor window. Fuck me, that's all I need in 124 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,720 How are you now? 125 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,960 What? 126 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,720 How? Don't rip the piss of us... 127 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,440 Grand, yeah, we're on the way. We're on the way... 128 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,000 What's going on? It's me Uncle Francis. He wants to see you. 129 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,160 What's Uncle Francis want to see me for dude? He doesn't like me at all. 130 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,440 Something's happened to Doolan. He's not got engaged again, has he? 131 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,240 (ALL LAUGHING) He's been kidnapped. 132 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:06,880 He went out yesterday morning, the last thing he said to me was 133 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,240 'I love you, Mammie. 134 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:12,400 I'll see youse in a bit' but then he never came back. 135 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:16,440 Don't worry Clodagh. Doolan'll be back, you'll see him back in one piece real soon. 136 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,400 Happen he got lost or y'know... Or engaged again? 137 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,720 He likes getting engaged. That's true. 138 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:27,480 He's romantic like that. Sixteen engagements is beyond romantic. It's pathological. 139 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,440 Don't you feckin talk ill of your poor brother, not while he's 140 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,720 in his hour of need. 141 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,960 I mean do we know who's taken him? Stupid fucking question. 142 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,600 The list's as long as your arm. 143 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,560 Take your pick from any of sixteen jilted brides 144 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,640 or their humiliated fathers for starters. 145 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:45,280 That fella he fell out with over the whole business with the weasels and the caravan? 146 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,680 Yeah... 147 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,480 They after sending a note. 148 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,840 Ta. 149 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,600 'Give us twenty grand, 150 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:02,040 Or Doolan get... 151 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,240 Get sit.' 152 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,480 'Doolan gets it'. Get's it, yeah. 153 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,320 'Nockops'? Nockops? Dyl... Nockops, what does that say? 154 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,400 'No cops'. No cops‐ Christ... 155 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,080 Or funny 'bus in ass'? 156 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,360 Business. 'Or we'll do him in. Send a gadjo with...' 157 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,960 Fucking hell, 'We'll be in touch' Gadjo? 158 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,080 Yeah, a fucking gadjo... 159 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,760 What's a fuckin Gadjo? Youse. Youse are fuckin gadjos. 160 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,600 I'm a gadjo? You're a gadjo. 161 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,320 And I'm a gadjo am I? That there is a term for a non‐gypsy. 162 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,680 Just say that then... 163 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,360 You're the only gadjo we can trust. 164 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,520 And the only one we know. 165 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:44,720 And some random gadjo might not appreciate what would happen to him if he crossed us. 166 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,800 You, you fucking know. 167 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,960 They sent a burner phone and said they'll ring today so keep it on. 168 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,400 And if you miss it, on your fucking head be it. 169 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:59,120 Franny, is there not someone who's a bit more suited to this? 170 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,400 I am just very thin man and... You won't let us down Vinnie, 171 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,960 It's a big old responsibility though this, y'know? 172 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,760 And I don't want to be late for picking up this cake later... 173 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,680 I fecking told you, he's a waste of fecking space. 174 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,120 We are asking you to save a man's life here and you are pissing 175 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,760 and shiteing on about cake. I'll do it. I'll do it. 176 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,480 Too fucking right you will, boy. 177 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:23,960 Ta... 178 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,840 Twenty grand. No funny business. They call. 179 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,960 You go straight down to the drop off point and leave it exactly where they tell you to. Done. 180 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,440 We're counting on you to get him back for us, Vinnie. 181 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:54,520 Erin. "Where the fuck are you? We are open tonight" ‐ Fuck you. 182 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,920 What's that about? Fuck her. 183 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,080 Thinks she can demote me from my own club and expect me to dance to her tune? 184 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,400 No thank you very much sunshine... I made that place what it is right? 185 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,600 And so help me God, 186 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,600 I will turn up whenever the fuck I want too. 187 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,920 I think that is why that place is what it is, Tommo. 188 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,360 Fuck off. 189 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,760 Tyler's birthday innit, yeah? How old's he turning? 190 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,440 Twelve, thirteen? Really? 191 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,120 Summat like that... 192 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,200 Seven. He's seven‐year‐old. 193 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,560 He's turning eight. 194 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,120 I suppose you don't see him much anymore do you Dyl? 195 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,880 It's funny isn't it, how things change cos you used to be 196 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,200 with Erin and be Tyler's dad. 197 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,840 And now Vin is Tyler's dad and you ain't got anyone. 198 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,880 Yeah. What do you reckon, Cardi? Think I might have fucked my life up? 199 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:45,560 Yeah, but you know if it weren't for second chances, Dyl, we'd all be alone. 200 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,920 I have got it. I got Tyler's cake. Have they rang? 201 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,680 Defend that with your life. What‐? Got it? 202 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,640 Yes. Get both phones on, get them on bluetooth... 203 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:57,200 Dyl, just check it is on... I just checked it two minutes ago when you asked me then. 204 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,640 It's on. Is it on silent‐? 205 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,880 It's not on fuckin silent. Will you relax. 206 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,280 Fuck me, Francis really fucking puts you on edge. 207 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,280 He does yeah, and I swear to God, I just... 208 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,880 I don't know what I do to get on his tits, since I have been a 209 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,760 little lad, he's always hated me, hasn't he? 210 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,840 Hateful man. Hates everyone. He's never liked me. 211 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,720 He's only ponying up for Doolan's ransom because my Nan made him, 212 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,520 like forced him to literally do it like... 213 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:23,280 Hang on. Maybe there's a way of making this worth our while. 214 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,400 Go on? What I am thinking is this. 215 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,840 We swap out the ransom money, we stake out the drop spot, 216 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:33,560 we follow the kidnappers, we rescue Doolan of course and keep the money for ourselves. 217 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,320 We still have enough to pay off the MacDonaghs and we keep a cheeky four grand afterwards. 218 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,640 How's about that? We are not doing that. 219 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,440 Franny is a grade A lunatic. 220 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,840 He is a nuclear weapon, he's just looking for a reason to 221 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,760 go off, there's no way on God's green earth I am piss farting around with his dollar. 222 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:53,000 We are doing this by the book boys. We are gonna go to the kidnappers, we are gonna drop that mo 223 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:57,240 Save Doolan. Be bloody heroes and off we go to Tyler's birthday party 224 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,960 with his lovely cake. Grand. Thank you. 225 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,760 Thomas. Okay, fair enough then. 226 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,040 And we need fuel. 227 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,000 Right, you, Are you gonna be a good lad and hang on in there? 228 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,240 Yeah. Yeah. Do you want anything? 229 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,440 No, I'm good. I'm cutting down actually. 230 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,800 Carol's got me on these diet pills. I haven't had a poo in three days so. 231 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,400 I don't think that's good though Cardi, not pooing in 3 days. 232 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,440 I'll take that with me actually. Just remove temptation. 233 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,240 Dude, I am not going to eat Tyler's b‐birthday cake. 234 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,160 It's important. You guard that ransom. 235 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,360 (FARTS) Oh. 236 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:35,960 Oh no. 237 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,360 Oh Christ... 238 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,680 If I was looking at doing a ransom drop off, I'd be thinking about here, Coldwell Caverns. 239 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,240 No, you need to think escape routes. 240 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,800 Coldwell Caverns is full of shitty back lanes, too easy to block. 241 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,520 They're going to be looking for access to a motorway where they can just disappear. 242 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,960 Or a helipad. 243 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,600 What about that forest we used to piss around in? 244 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,360 I wouldn't go in there for a minute. 245 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,800 Wilton fucking Forest? There’s loads of options there. Perfect for a ransom drop. 246 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,120 That's a bridal path. What, for weddings? 247 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,920 For horses, Cardi... 248 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,920 Oh fuck, what are you doing here? 249 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,240 What are you doing here? I went for a poo. 250 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,200 Oh my god the 20 grand. CARDI! 251 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,240 (ALL CLAMOURING AND SHOUTING) 252 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,600 Jesus Christ. 253 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,920 Give me the cake. 254 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,520 Fucking farmers, shit! Mother fucker. 255 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,280 Oh. Hey. Hey. One job. One fucking job. 256 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,080 Oh fuck me, it's ringing. Ringing. Ringing. 257 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,440 Hello? Bring the money to Stenner Bluff in one hour. 258 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,600 Follow the path down from the visitor's car park. 259 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,080 Can we just... just‐ Can we just shove this bitch back by an hour? 260 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,440 It's dinner time. Me mate has got glands, he's low blood pressure stuff... 261 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,840 Be there with the money as instructed or we burn the gypsy to death. 262 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,320 Fuck. All good yeah. 263 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:49,360 Not good, no. We need to get the money to them pronto or they are gonna burn Doolan to death. 264 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,800 Oh, for Jesus' sake lads. 265 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,720 Right. We need a motor. Now. We need a motor now. 266 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,640 Come on then think then! JJ! Fucking JJ. 267 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,040 JJ! 268 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,200 JJ! Oh thank fuck. 269 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,280 JJ, we need a motor fucking pronto. 270 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,960 Why? I mean what could you possibly need a motor for? 271 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,280 What the fuck does it matter JJ? My Uncle Doolan's life is on the fucking line. 272 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,680 We lost the Roll's man, come on. 273 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,480 Oh, okay well y'know actually, don't worry about that because the 274 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,800 client has now changed his mind. JJ! We need a motor dude, now! 275 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,920 I haven't got one. What's that under there? 276 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,240 Nothing. What the fuck is that under there? 277 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,400 You are up to some shit! No. Get hold of it. 278 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,000 Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin! No. 279 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,600 Fucking hell. Shit! 280 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,280 Motherfucker. 281 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,280 You better have a fucking good explanation for this pally boy. 282 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,320 Just calm down alright because this is not what it seems. 283 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,760 Is it not?! Fucking bag's gone. 284 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,480 What bag? The bag that was in the car when it got stolen! 285 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,120 Where is it? How's this ended up in here JJ? 286 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,360 It doesn't make any fucking sense, at all this. 287 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,520 Unless, are you... 288 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,560 Are you seeing other car thieves? 289 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,160 What the fuck are you on about, that is fucking crazy? I am off. 290 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:10,000 Crazy is it? Explain yourself... Now! 291 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,880 Come on. 292 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,240 I wasn't looking for anyone else alright? They came to me! 293 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,360 To begin with. These two fucking young joyriders. 294 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,720 They had this car, and they wanted to know if I'd take it. 295 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,920 And I said I don't need it. I told them I had a guy that sorts me out. 296 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,920 But then they just offered it to me for next to nothing and... 297 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,600 I don't know, y'know, maybe I was flattered. Oh! 298 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,520 A few weeks went past and I saw them again. 299 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,240 Fuck's sake. Unbelievable. They were in an A80 with alloys. 300 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,080 I know I fucked up. 301 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,520 Alright. But it was just meant to be like casual and easy. 302 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,520 Just a bit of fun. Like it used to be with us. 303 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,760 Dude, we need to get going. Son of a bitch. I want fucking names, now! 304 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,160 What? I can't give names out. My reputation would be shot if I gave up my suppliers. 305 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,440 So there fucking are others? That's it! 306 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,240 What are you doing? I am not even involved. 307 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,400 Get the cleaners in on Monday then shall I? 308 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,640 I'm gonna fucking kill a fish. Hey. Hey. Hey. Vin. Vin. 309 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,760 Don't you fucking touch my fish. 310 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,080 Shit Put that in your mouth. 311 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,880 Tommo. Don't you fucking touch that fish. 312 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,520 Get this in your fucking mouth, come on. What? 313 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,520 Put the fish in your mouth. 314 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,280 If he doesn't give us any names, chomp the shit out of it. 315 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,280 Can't sweetheart, I'm allergic. To goldfish? 316 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,560 To seafood. 317 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,200 To fucking seafood, since when? Since birth? 318 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,800 Is that a thing? Yeah. Yeah. 319 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,720 I had no idea. Put that in your mouth. 320 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,720 W‐W‐W‐What's it taste like? Like fucking doner meat. It's a fish innit. Yer knobhead. 321 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,680 I warned you. I fucking warned you. 322 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,320 Have you just swallowed the whole fucking thing? 323 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,840 No! Yeah. No. I can't help it. It's like chewing gum. 324 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,040 It just goes straight down. 325 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,360 What the fuck? Right, I am gonna kill em all. Fucking take it! 326 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:53,480 Alright! Alright, I'll tell you. I'll tell you Vin! Vin! 327 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,600 Right. It is going down like Chinatown. 328 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,080 We are getting the twenty grand back. 329 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,400 Dude! Hey! Who are these fellas, Vin? 330 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,720 Have you ever heard of them? What if they're tooled up? 331 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,120 We've got 23 minutes before they burn Doolan man. 332 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,440 We haven't got time to think. Ashley, do the door. 333 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,000 Get in here! 334 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,200 Who the fuck are you? 335 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,840 You fucking turd. You Kaden or Reece Williams are yer? 336 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,920 Hey? You fucking are you pair of twats. 337 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,200 That's mine you mother fuckers. 338 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,240 Is this what they teach you at school is it? Dyl. Mind the cake! 339 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:29,280 Is this what they teach you? Fucking robbing cars and bloody nicking cash and that? 340 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,720 Don't go to fuckin school. Fucking mind your language. 341 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,320 Hey, have some fucking respect for your bloody elders is what you should do. 342 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,400 What for? Because! We've been in wars for you pal. 343 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,400 What for? To make you free. 344 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,280 What for? I'll tell you what for. 345 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:47,040 So, you can piss fart around on your xbox... Smoking fucking weed. 346 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:51,600 And platting your hair. Alright? What would your fucking mam have to say about all this? 347 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,480 Mam? What? 348 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,560 Some knobhead wants to know what you think about summat. 349 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,040 Who the fuck has done that to my door? Who is this lot? 350 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,640 Is this your mam? Mmhm. 351 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,520 She’s a fucking midget. Go ahead! 352 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,880 Who are you? I'll tell you who the fuck I am. 353 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:11,560 Madam. I am concerned standing up‐ Up‐standing. 354 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,600 Fucking‐ up‐standing citizen who, just this morning, 355 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,840 had his motor vehicle misappropriated by these two fuckwits here. 356 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,600 And I am telling you now, 357 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,720 they are on a one track path to recinnivism. Eh? 358 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,440 If they continue down this route. And not change their ways. 359 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:33,120 Shut it, nonce. What are you doing noncing round my kids for? 360 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,960 Fucking receding hairline twat. Oh yer fucker. 361 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,880 Yer a fucking receding hairline. Dyl? Dyl? 362 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,760 Eighteen thousand, eight hundred. It's short by twelve hundred. 363 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:46,080 How the fuck have you spent twelve hundred quid already? 364 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:50,440 Oi you fucker! Bought summat off Paul the burglar. 365 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,440 What the fuck could've been worth twelve hundred quid off that knobhead? 366 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:58,680 Arghhhh! Jesus fuck! 367 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,720 Boa constrictor. Twelve hundred quid. 368 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,040 Wanker! 369 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,360 Why is it yellow dude? 370 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,800 We're meant to be there now. 371 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,360 I fucking know that I'm doing my best. 372 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,520 What are we going to do about the missing cash? Write 'em an IOU. 373 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,480 Fucking IOU, yeah let's do that. Let's do that. 374 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,280 "Dear Mr Kidnapper, due to circumstances beyond 375 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,920 our control, and some shite parenting locally, y'know, 376 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,480 we have lost twelve hundred quid." 377 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,800 Fuck me. I don't fucking know, dude. 378 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,720 (PHONE RINGS) Oh shit. Hang on. Hang on. 379 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,480 Hello? Is that little shit Tommo with you? 380 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:44,240 He's deliberately trying to sabotage tonight, he's not handed out 381 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,600 any of the flyers I had made up, no, no, no, he's just dumped them 382 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,680 in a bin. Oh he is a fucking nightmare. 383 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,680 I have been looking for him all morning. It's a terrible line this Erin. 384 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,080 (FAKES BREAKING UP) Vin? 385 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,600 Vinnie? Vin? Fuck. 386 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,040 Think she believed that? Did she fuck. No. It was dog shit. 387 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,880 Oh shit she's ringing back. Shh. Sorry Erin, I am sorry love, we are just in the middle 388 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,320 of something. But he is, he is a peevish little shit... 389 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,960 Are you at the location? 390 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,960 Sorry mate, could you just say that one more time. We are on a bit of a bad line here. 391 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,600 Are. You. At. The. Location? 392 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,600 Am I there? Am I at the loca...? Are you, are you at the location? 393 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,880 I am not seeing you here pal! 394 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,320 Do you see the boulder with a blue cross on it? 395 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,480 Do I see... the boulder with a blue...? I can't just now... 396 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,680 I might be facing the wrong way here. 397 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,560 So. I'll spin it r‐ You're not there, are you? 398 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,920 No. No. Two minutes away. Two fucking minutes. 399 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,960 Listen to me‐ (HANGS UP) 400 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,800 Fuck. Shit! Fuck. 401 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,920 That's it then lads, we killed Doolan. 402 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,680 Why? I'm just saying what we're all thinking. 403 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,800 What we gonna do now? Ring Francis. 404 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,240 Fuck that. I ain't ringing Francis. What the fuck else are we 405 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,520 supposed to do then, Vin? We'll take the money to the, to the boulder with the fucking x. 406 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,920 I don't fucking know Ashley. I am sorry love. 407 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,640 We have got to do something. He is family. 408 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,240 (PHONE RINGING) Oh shush. Shush. 409 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:03,160 Shush... Hello? You've got twenty minutes to leave the money behind the boulder 410 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,080 with a blue cross in the park. 411 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,960 If it is not there, then the gypsy will burn. 412 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,120 Absolutely mate. I will see you in a bit yeah. 413 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,680 'See you in a bit'? What? 414 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,360 It seems like a funny thing to be saying to a fucking kidnapper. 415 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,160 Well.. What the fu... Stop being predantic, you dickhead... 416 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,760 Stop‐ It's pedantic. Pedantic... 417 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,280 Fuck! Fuck! What? 418 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,920 How did it escape? 419 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,120 Oh shit! I thought you'd put it in the boot. 420 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,120 Keep that thing away from me dude, for fuck‐ Why isn't is in the boot? 421 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,240 Chill out. It won't do anything unless it's upset. 422 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,080 You chill out, they eat things my size. 423 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,480 It's a boa constrictor, I seen one like it on YouTube the other day. 424 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,160 I don't give a fuck what breed it is, just get it off me. It likes you, honestly. 425 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,320 (YELLS) 426 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,440 Fucking hell Shit. 427 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,480 Fuck dude. Everyone alright? 428 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,600 Yeah... Who was coming round that corner? 429 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,520 Who is it? Oh, fuck. 430 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,800 It’s the MacDonaghs. 431 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,560 Come on, we are going to have to get out boys. Fuck me. 432 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:09,040 Yer alright Barry? Is that Davey as well? 433 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,320 Vincent. Yer alright? 434 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,600 How's your dad doing? 435 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,960 He's alright, thanks for asking. Still drinking a bit like. 436 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,560 Nice Rolls. 437 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,080 Ta... 438 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,760 Saved us a trip to come and see you about this money you owed Gerry. 439 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,360 That's our debt now, you know. 440 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,320 And I will not mess you around on that one. 441 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:33,920 Y'know I had only just, just about an hour ago found out about that... 442 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,960 Davey? 443 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,400 How much is here sunshine? Eighteen thousand, eight hundred. 444 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,360 Don't take it. Davey. Davey. Listen, we're on a life‐or‐death mission. 445 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,800 We really need that money man. 446 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:50,080 We all do, Vincent. Eighteen thousand eight hundred? 447 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:53,480 So there's sixteen to cover Gerry's loss and then there's the interest on top. 448 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,560 Interest? It's only been a day. 449 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,400 Interest at a grand a day, and then there's the damage to our vehicle 450 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:04,120 and our Barry's personal injury claim to take into consideration. 451 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,680 I'm going to require significant recompense for injuries 452 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,480 sustained, both physical and emotional, in this crash. 453 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,880 We'll be in touch. 454 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,600 Oh. Oh. Hey. Hey. I've got a, I've got a twelve hundred quids worth of 455 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,920 Boa Constrictor, in fucking mint condition lads...? 456 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,720 No, you haven't. He's fucked off an'all. 457 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,160 Fuck dude! Well that's you that is. 458 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,760 You were fucking terrified of it five minutes ago. You fucking‐ 459 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,760 Get out of it! 460 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,920 Get in the car will you?! 461 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,560 Fuck sake dude! 462 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,080 You had one fucking job to look after the snake. 463 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,120 Fuck! 464 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,480 Oi! Where the fuck is he? 465 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,760 Where the fuck is he?! 466 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,000 Will this un do? Come on, just hurry up. 467 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,680 Dude, we're pushing it now, come on. 468 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,920 I fucking know Dyldo. I'll get us there. 469 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,360 Why is that on fire? Shit. 470 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,040 Cardi, get in the fucking car. What took you so long?. 471 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,880 I had to have a sandwich. 472 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,200 Put the radio on... 473 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,200 We are going to be late now, what took you so long? 474 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,960 Couldn't find the walkie talkies. 475 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,080 Yeah? Fuck me, you found that though, didn't you?! 476 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,440 What? A great big sandwich. 477 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,840 We're on a life or death mission where every second counts. 478 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,800 It's Tyler's birthday. A man's about to die. 479 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,480 And you stopped and made a butty. 480 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,440 Not... This was on the side, from yesterday. 481 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,560 You don't even believe that Cardi. 482 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,960 Looks full but it feels like there's nothing in it. 483 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,960 It weighs fuck all. How much would twenty grand weigh? 484 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,600 A twenty pound note weighs one gram, so fucking... Two kilos? 485 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,080 That sounds about right. We need to pop more in this then. 486 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,160 Right, a full one of those will be almost two kilos. 487 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,920 What? No. Hey Dyldo. 488 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,680 Don't weigh it down with piss dude! Have you got a better idea? 489 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,120 Use a fucking book or summat like that. Have you got a book? 490 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,080 No. 491 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,320 Just give me two seconds. 492 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,360 I am ready to go. 493 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,960 Are you circumcised? Yeah. 494 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,480 It might just be a splutter cos I don't need to go proper. 495 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,360 Oh Jesus, the size of his penis. Awful isn't it. 496 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,400 That's all I have there now. Go on Tom. 497 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,920 Can we try not bump around so much. What do you want me to fucking do, get us there on 498 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,760 time or gentle? Y'know what I mean?! 499 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,960 Fuck my life. Right, there you go, that's it. That's all you got. 500 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,600 Careful Cardi now cos that's almost full. 501 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,280 Well pour some out then before he starts. 502 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,680 I've started now. He's started now. 503 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,200 You better start pulling up, Cardi. 504 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,280 It's going to overrun, Cardi. I can't stop. Oh speed bump. 505 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,720 Argghh. You splashed piss on me you prick. 506 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,520 Sorry, the bottle's heavy, can you hold it? 507 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,360 I'm not touching it you've pissed all over it. I can't, the bottle‐ 508 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,040 I've got piss on me hands... The bottle's all slippery. 509 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,760 (ALL YELLING) 510 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,760 Oh fuck. Protect that cake dude. Fuck! 511 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,440 It's in my eyes. I've got your fucking piss in my eyes. 512 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,360 I just got a gobful Cardi. 513 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,680 Four minutes to go and we're at least eight minutes away. 514 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,800 I've got other people piss all over me fucking trousers... 515 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,240 What the fuck is he doing now? 516 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,760 Me pants are fucking‐ Ah shit, me fucking pants. Me pants have gone. 517 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,400 Vin turn round. Turn around Vin, me pants. 518 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,400 Right, is everyone in position and receiving? Over. 519 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,560 I'm standing here by the massive statue‐ (OVERLAPPING VOICES) 520 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:21,280 Oh God. Lads, stop talking at the same time and say 'over' when you're finished. 521 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,480 Over. 522 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,680 Ashley are you in position and receiving. Over? 523 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,760 Receiving. Receiving. Over. 524 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,240 Thomas, are you in position and receiving? Over? 525 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,400 Everything tickety‐boo, over. 526 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,280 For fuck's sake, Tom. 527 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,720 Fuck mate, I am sitting having a fag. 528 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,800 I'm blending in aren't I? That's what people do. 529 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,560 Useless dickhead. You didn't say 'over'. Over. 530 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,760 Cardi, are you in position and receiving, over? 531 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,080 Where the fuck...? 532 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,280 Cardi, are you in posit‐ where the fuck's he now? 533 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,480 I don't believe this. He's over at the fucking ice cream truck, over. 534 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,960 Look at him, Fucking hell. He's not even got his radio on. 535 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,880 Listen, can none of you pay attention longer than five bleeding minutes lads? 536 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:08,760 Hey. Hey. Quiet. Vehicle approaching the drop off from the west. Over. 537 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,840 Ooh... Which way's west, over? 538 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,000 No, never mind. False alarm. 539 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,320 They turned off. Over. Oh Fuck. 540 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,280 You're supposed to say over. Over. 541 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,320 Look! Squirrel! Squirrel! Look! 542 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,160 Calm down will you, there are squirrels all over the fucking place. 543 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,480 I mean, have we just given up saying 'over' then have we? Over. 544 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,560 Fucking. Giant. Squirrel. Over. 545 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,480 What the fuck are you talking about? Ooh. Ooh. 546 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,120 Holy fucking shit, where the hell did he come from? 547 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,000 Jesus H Christ I see him. 548 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,600 You are fucking getting on me tits. 549 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,040 There is no such thing as giant squirrels. Ooof! 550 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,600 He's got it. He's fucking got it. 551 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,120 Fucking stop that squirrel. 552 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,040 Oh fuck. Fucker! 553 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,080 Fuck! 554 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,320 Get the squirrel! 555 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,240 Fuck you squirrel! Fuck! 556 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,720 (PHONE RINGING) 557 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,160 You not answering that? 558 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,640 No. 559 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,560 Is it Francis? 560 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,280 Yeah. 561 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,120 Y'know there's a chance they might not actually like really kill Doolan. 562 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,480 Are you fucking mad? 563 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,200 We've just sent his kidnappers two litres of dehydrated piss. Y'know. 564 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,200 I think they are going to be fuming, taking it 565 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,480 out on poor Doolan right now. 566 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:51,600 Poor sod'll be burnt to crisp by now won't he?! Crispy Gypsy. 567 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,680 Fuck's sake Tommo. What is your problem sunshine? 568 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,040 I am just saying what we are all thinking aren't I? 569 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:03,840 I remember when err Doolan got engaged to Lorraine Hennessy, 570 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,800 two weeks after he'd got engaged to Sharon Hennessy. 571 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,520 He had a set of bollocks on him, didn't he?! 572 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,080 I'll have a double Hennessy please. 573 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,320 He was a hopeless romantic. He just fell in love too easy was all. 574 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,880 That lad fucking loved getting engaged. 575 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,520 Unbelievable parties. 576 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,880 We could just like, ask him where he has taken the money. 577 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,160 Lord Fire... Who? 578 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,520 The squirrel? And how the fuck are we gonna do that? 579 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,760 We could pop down to the takeaway y'know and ask 580 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,280 'where did you take the money'. 581 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,240 Christ Cardi, you pick your moments to be useful you, don't yer?! 582 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,240 Here we go. 583 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,280 Go on Ashley. 584 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,480 Please, god, take it! Shut the fuck up dude. 585 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,520 Where's Doo... 586 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,960 Take that thing off him, it's weird... 587 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,240 Look at me. Fucking squirrel, where's Doolan? 588 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,000 Who? 589 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,200 Doolan. Do what? I don't... 590 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,440 Not fucking do what or doo wap... 591 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,920 Doolan. I know you fucking kidnapped him. 592 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,640 I saw you take the bag. Fucking squirrel. 593 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,680 What? Yeah. 594 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,760 No. Some Hillbilly said he'd give us a hundred quid if I went and 595 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,120 picked it up for him. 596 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,400 I'm sorry, we are being a bit rough with you. He is a sweet lad. Just a squirrel. 597 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,400 Sweetheart, listen to me. Listen to me now. Settle down. 598 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,840 What did the hillbilly look like? 599 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,320 I never seen his face, he just calls in orders and 600 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,080 tells us to leave food at the gate to his fucking creepy 601 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,760 hillbilly place out past Joshi's Moor. Joshi's Moor. 602 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,520 Good lad. Right. Where the fuck is Joshi's Moor? Is it Yosh's? 603 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,320 Yoshi's... Yoshi's Moor... 604 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,280 Come on let’s go and save Ashley’s uncle. 605 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,960 Get in the fucking car. 606 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:57,600 Oh dude, it smells like bacon. No. No. No. No. Barbecue chicken? 607 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,720 Reckon that's Doolan that, lads. Human flesh. 608 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,720 Oh fuck... 609 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,640 That looks like, yeah, that looks like a human limb sticking 610 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,080 out of a barrel lads... Fuck's sake. 611 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,880 Poor Doolan. They've barbecued the bastard. 612 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,240 Just call Francis, let him deal with this. 613 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,200 I can't dude. I can't call Francis and tell him we lost his twenty grand, twice, 614 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,960 and killed his fucking brother? He'll fuckin kill him, Dyl. 615 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,200 Me? It wasn't just my fault. Yeah, but, 616 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,000 for all intents and purposes, Francis detailed the responsibility to you, 617 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,440 so... in't that right, Ash? 618 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,920 I'm gonna go in lads. No one messes with my family. 619 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,240 Ashley. Ashley. Fucking hang on a minute... Ash. Ash. Ash. 620 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,680 Ash... Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Get down. Get down. 621 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,320 Tommy, stay here with that fucker. Behave yourselves. 622 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,920 You're coming with me. Shit. Shit. Get down. Get down. 623 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,440 You're coming with me. Come on. 624 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,840 Fuck. 625 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,120 We need him to talk though dude. We need him to be able to talk, don't knock him out. 626 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,480 Dude, I think you are knocking him out. Ashley... 627 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,040 Where is he? Where is he? Oh shit! 628 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,880 Cardi! Cardi! I've got it! 629 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,560 Where's Doolan? Where is he? I don't know lads. Where is he? 630 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,240 Lads. Lads. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. It's me lads. 631 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,960 Stop hitting me will yer? Please God it's me... 632 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,320 Jesus. Doolan are you alive, are yer? 633 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,960 I'm fucking alive. Now would you just stop fucking hitting me. 634 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Shut the fuck up. You terrible bell end Doolan. 635 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,280 I am not a fucking... Are you going bald? 636 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,840 Yeah. You need to watch that now. 637 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,320 Oh shut your mouth Doolan. Make a fucking brew dude. 638 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,640 What's the deal? Get me up. 639 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,920 Here, wear that. 640 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,480 Cheers dude. Erm what is that thing? 641 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,840 That was a collagen‐activating face mask. 642 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,280 Invented by top scientists in North Korea. 643 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,880 I paid three hundred quid for that. Oh, r‐right. 644 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,160 Worth every penny. Look at that, not a blemish... 645 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,800 Are you fucking mad? Wittering on. Collagen face masks. 646 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,480 For God's sake, let's get to the pressing matter at hand. 647 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,880 Why the fuck have you done any of this man? 648 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,840 Why couldn't you just ask Franny for the money? 649 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,840 It’s half my business too but Francis has been skimming from it 650 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,920 for years. If we’re equal partners, how is it that he can afford a 651 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,520 60k pound Mercedes and I still haven’t got a pot to piss in, 652 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,600 right? This was the only thing I could think of to try and get some 653 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,680 of that money back off him. I mean yeah. Be that as it may. 654 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,960 You've put us in a fucking awkward predicament here. 655 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,320 I'm going to have to tell Franny otherwise it's me in the shit. 656 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,760 Would you be telling him about getting the ransom nicked off 657 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,640 of you twice or that you paid off the McDonagh goons with his cash? 658 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,320 How the fuck do you know about that? 659 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,280 I have my sources. Fucker! 660 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,280 Ashley, clip him round the fucking head. 661 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,520 Right, I'll say this. If you can keep your mouth shut, you can have half that ransom. 662 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,160 Vin, we don't have the ransom anymore. 663 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,000 I know we don't have the fucking ransom dude. 664 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,240 I know that. We're going to owe it yer. 665 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,920 I'll get it to yer as soon as, ten grand, coming your way. 666 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,320 How's that? Good man. Good man. I'm bleeding well. I'll drink to that. 667 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,600 I'll drink to that. 668 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,480 I've got just the thing here. Oh perfect. 669 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,280 Good catch. 670 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,840 Get a good fucking swig of that now. 671 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,240 We'll have a good night tonight, huh? 672 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,280 That's a lot in't it... 673 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,120 Oh, you fecking bastards, is that piss? 674 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,480 It is yeah. We all had a piss. 675 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,200 No. No. No. No. 676 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,920 ('MOVE ON UP' PLAYING OVER CHEERS) 677 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,520 (CHEERS) (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING OVER CHATTER) 678 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,360 I'm covered in cake. Shall we sack it off? 679 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,160 Come on boys, the night is young. 680 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,520 I don't care who you think you are, you're not in 681 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,000 costume, you look like you've been rolling in shit and you stink 682 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,480 of piss. You're not coming in. 683 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,120 Jez, stop shouting. Jez. Let me get a fucking word in. 684 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,560 Shall we just call Erin and see because I don't think Tommo 685 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,760 is going to get us in. Listen sweetheart, I don't know what Erin has been 686 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,600 telling you, but I am the co‐manager of this here enterprise. 687 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,840 So don't mess with me pal because I am your fucking boss. 688 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,440 I swear I didn't man. No I did. Oi. Hey. 689 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,720 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hang fucking fire a minute pal. 690 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,480 I don't have a boss, and I've never fucking heard of you. 691 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,640 So why don't you fuck the fuck off before you get hurt, alright? 692 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,160 Let me just... For fuck's sake. 693 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,280 Hold me back. What? Hold me back. 694 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,560 Settle down. Gerry let me get a word in... 695 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,720 Fucking let me at him. I see you mate. I see you. Leave him. He's not worth it. 696 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,400 Leave it Tommo, he doesn't realise who he's messing with. 697 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,480 No one disrespects me on my own turf. I did not do that dude. 698 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,000 You sleep with one eye open. `Cos I don’t forgive or forget. 699 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,600 Tommy. Shush. Leave that fucking man alone. Jesus Christ. 700 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,560 Gerry listen to me. I wouldn't do that on me death bed. I would do summat like‐ 701 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,160 For fuck sake. What? 702 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:52,000 Davey McDonagh's just been nicked spending snide notes. 703 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,840 Francis used counterfeit bills to pay his brother's ransom? 704 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,560 Yes. For fuck's sake. And now it is my shagging problem. 705 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,000 Don't storm off Tom. Let's get to the Rolls. 706 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,000 Get in the fucking van. Whatever vehicle it is. Fucking Jesus. 707 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,280 So does that mean we still owe the MacDonaghs sixteen grand and 708 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,360 all that other stuff? 709 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,600 Yes, it does, yeah. Christ... And they are very bad men. 710 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:22,640 And we're in trouble with them because Davey got arrested. 711 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,680 Yes. 712 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,240 It's a shame really that that boa constrictor won't the one 713 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,120 that got nicked from that private zoo in Hepton last weekend. 714 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,120 What? Yeah, Carol told me about it. They're offering a massive reward. 715 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,520 Shit. Where did you last see it? 716 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,440 Fucking hell. 717 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,000 Are you alright? 718 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,720 For fuck's sake. 719 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,640 What are you doing you, fuck over here and give us a hand looking for this snake dude. 720 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:57,880 Get to fuck. I am not dipping about in a field with a massive snake on the loose. I am too vulnerab 721 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,040 He's no use anyway. 722 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,640 We could use him as bait. 723 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,680 Fucking bell ends... 724 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,720 Oi listen Cardi sweetheart did it not occur 725 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,640 to you that it might be a bit of a fucking coincidence, we've 726 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,520 just acquired a boa constrictor from Paul the burglar, and there's 727 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,440 a really fucking valuable one gone missing up the way dude? 728 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:23,200 Oh yeah. No, it did. But I am usually wrong. 729 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:27,920 Fuck. Vinnie. Vinnie. Hey... Vinnie... 730 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,720 Cardi. Cardi. Cardi... (CHUCKLING) 731 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,760 What are you laughing at? Just stay where you are cos you look really fucking cool. 732 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,240 What? Just try and give us a smile as well. Go on. 733 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,120 You look well up against that car I reckon. 734 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,880 Tommo. Tommo. Stop throwing a hissy fit. 735 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,000 D'you know what, I have enough of you lot. 736 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,840 There is no need for all that venom. 737 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,000 Tell you what dickhead. Go have a look for your snake. 738 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,720 Go and have a look for your little boa constrictor. What! 739 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,040 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk