1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,440 Come on. 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,880 Where d'you want this then? 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,160 What? 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,520 Give over sulking. 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,360 I said I was sorry about the boat, man. 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,640 All you had to do was put a fucking hole in it. 7 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:16,840 There. 8 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,320 Yeah, in the blazing sun. It's ten bags of cheddar Dan. 9 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,640 If I want the opinions of a cheese thief, I'll ask for it. 10 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,320 I'm not a fucking cheese thief. 11 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,520 What's that? Cheese. 12 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:25,840 How'd you get it? 13 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,280 I fucking stole it. I get it. 14 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,840 I get what you are doing. Oi, stop laughing! 15 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:29,960 (WHISPERS) Cheese thief. 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,120 It better be proper stinky. 17 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,200 I'm not paying hundred quid for some mild cheddar. 18 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,520 We said 180! 19 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,560 What ya doing? 20 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,280 (TUTS) Look at him. 21 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,600 Rubbing cheese into his gums like Scarface. 22 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,800 (VOICE CHOKED) One thirty? 23 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,200 That cheese just took your breath away. 24 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,520 1... 25 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,800 2... 9? 26 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,120 What does that mean, 1‐2‐9? 27 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,360 Hundred and twenty‐nine. Say hundred and twenty‐nine 28 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,760 when you know I am bad with numbers! 29 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,360 Now one fifty or I'm gonna take my van of cheese 30 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,640 and I'm just gonna fuck clean off. 31 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,600 I hope your girlfriend likes cheese toasties. 32 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,080 Girlfriend? Love em, actually. 33 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,840 Oi Dan, fucking hang fire. 34 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,560 I don't want to be stuck with a load of cheese. 35 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,000 Hundred and... thirty... five? 36 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,800 Done. Fuck! 37 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,080 Ahh! I am fucking sick of this shit. 38 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,400 These are bad jobs. I don't wanna be stealing cheese. 39 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,080 I do have a buyer looking for something very special. 40 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,160 Bees. 41 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,560 (SCREAMING) 42 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,720 I don't do bees. 43 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,560 This buyer is prepared to pay top whack 44 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,040 for some high‐quality hives. And... 45 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,240 ..he's French. 46 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,200 What's him being French got to do with anything? 47 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,440 Well, they do eat a lot of garden animals don't they? 48 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,280 Snails and frogs and that. 49 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,680 Maybe they eat bees too? 50 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,560 Keep most of them for making honey, but... 51 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,840 ..y'know nibble a couple of crunchy ones off the top. 52 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,280 Fuck's going on in your head? 53 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,800 What's in there, just... 54 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,080 ..Bovril and sawdust? 55 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,840 Gonna get 'em me or what? No. 56 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,640 Scared of bees Vinnie? (SCREAMING) 57 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,080 Fucking hell. 58 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,840 I am not frightened... 59 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:54,880 ..of bees. 60 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,000 Five hundred. 61 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,320 Per hive, all in. 62 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,280 That's a lot of money isn't it?! Thereabouts. 63 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,920 I'm stealing these bees 64 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,200 because I can. 65 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,240 Alright? Alright. 66 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,440 They don't frighten me at all. 67 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,880 Cool. 68 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,960 Gonna steal the shit out of them bees. 69 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,320 # BARRETT STRONG: Money (That's What I Want) # 70 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,440 # The best things in life are free. # 71 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,440 # But you can give them to the birds and bees. # 72 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,360 # I need money. # 73 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,840 Ah Vin, thank you. 74 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,240 Forgot I had a meeting with supplier. 75 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,080 Thought I was your supplier. What's going on there? 76 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,280 Proper supplier. 77 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,280 Like lemons and tonic waters and pickled walnuts. 78 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,840 Pickled walnuts aren't a thing, are they? 79 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,480 I know. I told Tommo he could design a house cocktail 80 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,960 y'know, stop him moaning. Mm‐hm. 81 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,280 Came up with a 'Muddy Knuckle'. (PHONE RINGING) 82 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,640 Disgusting. I know. 83 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,240 I'm going to cancel the order. Say it didn't arrive. 84 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,680 He'll have a fucking meltdown. 85 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,160 Are you alright to give Tyler his tea and put him to bed then? 86 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,240 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. 87 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,720 He likes Monster Munch doesn't he? 88 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,600 Bit of Frosty Jack's, couple of tinnies. 89 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,480 Just have a big sesh... Give over! 90 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,280 Couple of lines of err... Stop it! 91 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,400 Here he is... Come here to me you. Give me a snuggle you pig. Oh... 92 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,560 (CHUCKLES) 93 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,200 Right Vin, I'm gonna have to go, OK? 94 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,760 You be good for your Uncle... Dad? 95 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,240 Can't we have tea all together? 96 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,320 Like a family? I'm busy darling, I can't... 97 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,600 Right, come on. 98 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,360 Sausage, beans and chips. Bye. 99 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,840 See you later. Let's see what they're having for their tea. 100 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,440 What are you having for your tea? 101 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,240 Fucking bees. 102 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,840 They're serious. That's a serious‐ Everyone's scared of bees. 103 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,880 Yeah. Y'know? 104 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,080 I mean enough of 'em, they'll kill you, Chris. 105 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,400 They'll fucking kill‐ They're not like a moth. 106 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,240 Dusty ass moth. (LAUGHS) 107 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,280 Oi! Oi! 108 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,680 Sorry. I was listening. 109 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,320 No, you weren't. Look at this. 110 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,640 Oh fuck! How's she got her fucking legs to do that? 111 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,280 Magician's assistant. Ohhh! 112 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,840 Sorry Vin. Go on. 113 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,160 The only reason I'm nicking bees is cos I was showing off 114 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,560 in front of that girl, Sam. 115 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:52,720 I like her. 116 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,840 I really like her actually. She's lovely. 117 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,840 I just‐ I'm frightened that if I fall for her, 118 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,800 fucking hell, she could just leave me. Or... 119 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,720 ..Erin, I mean what if SHE changes her mind, 120 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,320 she's the love of my life. She'll change her mind... 121 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,480 Are you, fucking, 122 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,280 you're fighting off an erection you are! 123 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,000 No! Fucker! 124 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,200 Well, it's not for you is it? What a relief(!) 125 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,680 She put in all the hard work. She's earned it. 126 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,200 Dude, stop perving on her. 127 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,240 Sorry. 128 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,600 Get off. (SMASH) 129 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,640 Shit. 130 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,120 Vinnie... 131 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,440 ..trusting your heart with somebody is the most... 132 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,200 ..terrifying thing you can do. 133 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,920 But if it works out, 134 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:30,960 even for a bit... 135 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,400 ..then it's worth it. 136 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,320 That was really beautiful man. 137 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,440 Yeah, it was, wasn't it... 138 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,040 Yeah, it was good advice. 139 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,880 Oh for God's sake! 140 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,240 Have you made yourself cry with your own words? 141 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:48,280 Naah... 142 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,080 Come here, I need a hug... 143 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,480 Oh fuck dude. It's gone. It's gone. 144 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,720 It's not gone. Dude, it's not gone. 145 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,480 Don't cry in my fucking face... 146 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,000 # ROXY MUSIC: Love is the drug # 147 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,560 High Class Tentacle porn? 148 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,880 Private exhibition of erotica at a pop up gallery. 149 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,080 So... it's a picture... 150 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,160 ..of a woman... 151 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,880 ..getting... by an octopus? 152 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:12,920 Yeah. Correct... 153 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,040 Why do you want a photo of a woman doing it with an octopus? 154 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,840 Because, Ashley, it's worth fucking thousands! 155 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,200 Dylan? Oh, fuck off. 156 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,240 Dylan, hang on, this is right up your street mate, 157 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,120 you love calamari. Do you lot often steal porn? 158 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,280 You know what, it does come up more often than you might expect. 159 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,240 Would she not drown, no? The woman. 160 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,280 No. Fun fact. 161 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,280 Octopuses can survive up to half an hour outside of water. 162 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,080 That's plenty of time to, you know‐ (WHISTLES) 163 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,200 Right then, so just to confirm, we are all up for nicking the porn? 164 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,000 Yes? No. No. Hey, no. 165 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,480 No we're not stealing porn. You've fucking had porn. 166 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,920 Hang on. Hang on. I've got a job. 167 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,640 What is it? 168 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,080 Bees. 169 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,160 Drugs? Fuck no! Bees. Bees dude. 170 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,920 The letters? Yeah, the letters. 171 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,560 We're gonna steal all the letter b's so no one else can use them Ash. 172 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,240 You fucking... lemonhead. 173 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,560 Bees! 174 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,360 B‐ why can't anyone understand the concept. 175 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,720 It's a fucking insect. Bees. 176 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,760 We're doing it tonight. Ah no, I've plans! 177 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,120 You have not got plans. 178 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,640 You're playing Assassin's Creed online 179 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,000 with a load of shagging teenagers from Cheetham Hill. 180 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,920 You move bees after the last one has flown into the hive 181 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,680 but before they wind down for the evening. 182 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,440 I hate them. 183 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,080 But I do respect them. (Jesus.) 184 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,400 Will you be coming with us? 185 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,280 No. Bees are very dangerous. 186 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,040 For the rest of yer that isn't terrified 187 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,520 of a kamikaze insect that's that fucking big, 188 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,680 you'll meet me out there at 5pm on the shagging dot. 189 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,400 Here. Have them passes. 190 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,000 Give your granny a thrill. 191 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,360 She's allergic to seafood. 192 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,640 So the fuck am I, I don't go banging on about it. 193 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,480 What is it, shit on Tommo night? 194 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,200 So, when am I gonna see this magical woodland hideaway of yours? 195 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,520 Erm...? 196 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,880 I could... come over tonight? 197 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,320 After your bee heist? It‐ 198 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,440 It's not a bee heist... 199 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,480 It's err... 200 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,320 I'd like that. 201 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,960 Yeah. Nine‐ish or summat? 202 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,040 Yeah. Can't wait. 203 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,080 Alright. OK. 204 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,640 # RAY J: Right Place Wrong Time. # 205 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,880 I mean why, why have we driven 20 miles for bees? 206 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,520 Doesn't Jim know somewhere more local than this? 207 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,760 Only cunts keep bees. 208 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,960 No, he didn't. 209 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,720 So, I went online and found this gaff. 210 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,480 It's a cafe, ran by posh twats 211 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,240 who are, like, 237th in line for the fucking throne 212 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,520 or some shit. She's not closed up just yet Vin? 213 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,720 Maybe we should come back, so? 214 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,600 No, it'll dark by then, we need to get it done. 215 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,040 You get yourself in there, do some flirting Dyl. 216 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,520 Just distract her a little bit. Why me? 217 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,640 Because you are the only vaguely gorgeous one amongst us. 218 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,240 What do I do, send in Fat Ronaldo? I'm gorgeous too! 219 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,480 Your hands are massive and they scare girls, dude. 220 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,600 In fairness he is the only one I would pay to see... fucking. 221 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,000 No, I've got a better idea, 222 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,560 let's send in this fucking sociopath instead, 223 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,080 that owns a sex dungeon, d'you know... 224 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,040 What about Cardi, so? I am not sending Cardi in... 225 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,320 Why not? Ah, cos he's married. 226 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,760 Yeah, that's why, cos he's fucking married. 227 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,360 You get in there and flirt like your life depends on it. 228 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,080 Unbutton that wartime earthy number and show some pectoral. 229 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,920 Rest of us are gonna steal some bees. Let's do this baby. 230 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,520 I'm afraid the kitchen's closed... 231 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,120 # ETTA JAMES: I Just Wanna Make Love To You # 232 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,800 Although... 233 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,720 ..I'm keeping the till open a little bit longer? 234 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,280 # I don't want you... # 235 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,360 I love this song. Hm. 236 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,440 # ..to be no slave. # 237 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,600 Actually, I was wondering if you could tell me 238 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,040 something about bees? 239 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,760 I was thinking of getting some. 240 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,000 A... gift for... 241 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,560 ..your wife or girlfriend? 242 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,960 No. 243 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,880 Because... none of those exist. 244 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,560 I would be delighted. 245 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,280 Lady Beverly Gresham. 246 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,320 Er, Martin. 247 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,880 Martin... Bee...singstoke. 248 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,000 Uh. 249 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,880 Listen, we've gotta be stealthy. 250 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:02,880 We have got eight hives 251 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,480 we've got four minutes, we need to get moving. 252 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:05,920 Where's Cardi? 253 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,760 Where the fuck is he? Oh my God... 254 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,800 For fuck's sake, what are you doing? 255 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,520 (MUFFLED) I don't wanna get stung. 256 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,400 D'you hear? Can't hear a word... 257 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,600 I said... 258 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,440 I don't want to get stung. 259 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,680 Tommo's taped the holes up, you'll be grand. 260 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,120 I've taped up the bee holes. Not for the first time. 261 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,480 But always with a safe word. I'm sick of them innuendos, dude. 262 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,920 It's constant. Have you ever taped up anyone's bumhole? 263 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,240 No. No, shut up then. 264 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,440 They won't suffocate will they? I don't want to kill any of them. 265 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,840 They're in... denial. 266 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,080 They're fucking in decline. 267 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,760 Go and get an 'ive, yeah? Put it in the van. 268 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:43,960 A bees brain is the size of a sesame seed. 269 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Wow. 270 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,880 Wow. That's incredible, yeah. 271 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,320 Wow. That's small isn't it? 272 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:53,320 No. Not small for a bee. 273 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,640 They are incredibly clever. Yeah. 274 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,680 How? 275 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,400 They dance. 276 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,240 I know a lot of dancers. 277 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,720 Not one of them is in Mensa. 278 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,400 # SANTANA: Black Magic Woman # 279 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,120 The average honeybee 280 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,160 will make 281 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,000 one twelfth 282 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,320 of a teaspoon of honey 283 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,480 before it dies. 284 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,840 A lifetime of endeavour... 285 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,440 ..just swallowed. 286 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,440 Oh no... 287 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,680 #RODRIGO Y GABRIELA: Diablo Rojo # 288 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,360 What's the matter, Martin? Err... 289 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,600 Ah, ah, Cramp. 290 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,000 Ah, oh! 291 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,560 Get away. 292 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,520 Vin, I'm not going back over there. 293 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,760 Yes you are you big twat. 294 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,280 Get the fuck in there and go and get the last hive. 295 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,680 There's one fucking left. 296 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,720 Ahh! Ooh fuck... 297 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,360 It's so easy to live for bees. 298 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,760 Right, this has been really lovely. 299 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,560 Oh, uh, do you want to stay for a, a, another drink? 300 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,600 Something stronger? 301 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:02,120 I make a honeycomb martini that will set your soul on fire. 302 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,720 No. I'm good. I'm good. 303 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:04,760 Erm... 304 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,280 Please, take one of these. 305 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,040 It's got my number on it. 306 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,400 You just give me a "buzz" 307 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,440 if you want to know anything more about bees. 308 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,160 Um... 309 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,360 Never h‐ uh, honey? 310 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,760 It's Royal jelly. 311 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,120 Bee saliva. 312 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,560 It has a huge range of medicinal benefits, 313 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,240 but I mainly use it as... 314 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,280 (DEEP INHALE) 315 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,680 ..an aphrodisiac. 316 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,840 You put a spoon of that in someone's drink 317 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,080 and you can have... anyone you like. 318 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,440 It sounds‐ it sounds a little bit non... non‐consensual. 319 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,680 They always consent. 320 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,720 Eventually. 321 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,360 Yeah, it's be‐ it's been really lovely. 322 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,960 # THE DRIFTERS: Honey Love # 323 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,920 # I'm gonna get me some # 324 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,160 # honey love. # 325 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,040 # Yes, I love it, I love it... # 326 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,080 Come on. 327 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,360 Jesus Christ, what's the deal? 328 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,360 You had the easiest job, took the longest. 329 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:01,120 Fuck me! She was the perfect mix of tedious and terrifying. 330 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,520 Sounds like that bloody porno 331 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,760 you found about the woman and her car tax. 332 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,880 I just like a bit of variety, you know, bedroom wise. 333 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,280 I just thought maybe did Tommo have anything... 334 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,240 ..fun, like, lying around, you know?! 335 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,280 What, Cardi too vanilla for you now, is he? 336 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,280 Oh no, no not at all, no. 337 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,960 I just thought about y'know, 338 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,480 cranking it up a gear, like, now that we're legal y'know? 339 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,240 Surely there must be something there in one of them filing cabinets. 340 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,400 Butt plug behind the radiator or something like that? 341 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,520 Ah... 342 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,560 ..anal beads! 343 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,920 Oh no... 344 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,080 Don't worry Holy Father, not even I wouldn't take it that far. 345 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,320 Or like one of them Korean wank aids. 346 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,960 Maybe one of them silicone, like, vibrating arseholes 347 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,920 that throbs along to the Bee Gees' music? 348 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,920 I actually did find something but I think it might be too dirty. 349 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,320 Dirtier the better. No, I mean like dirty as in... 350 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,200 "matted hair and bits of carpet". 351 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,920 I honestly do not mind if it's a bit grubby like. 352 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,840 Squirt of fairy liquid and that there be game ball like... 353 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,880 Does he not know about the money yet? 354 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,040 No. 355 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,280 Well, have you spoke Vinnie? 356 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,680 Absolutely not. 357 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,040 Well, like, what are you gonna do? 358 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,600 He's not gonna give up is he? 359 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,120 Mr McCann. 360 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,560 Hi, I wasn't ignoring you... 361 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,800 Erm, yeah I know, I know... It's just... 362 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,080 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that? 363 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,480 You know I like to see the books once a week. 364 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,800 I know. I know. It's just because we've been really busy. 365 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,960 I'm working from home today, so erm... 366 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,560 ..come over about eight, yeah?! 367 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,000 Yes Mr McCann, yeah. 368 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,760 Oh, and Erin? Hm? 369 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,240 Don't you ever dare ignore my calls again. 370 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,560 # OS MUTANTES: A Minha Menina # 371 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,560 (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE) 372 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,880 (SCREAMS) There's one in my helmet, 373 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,000 get it off, get it off. 374 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,840 I can't grab your helmet if you don't stop thrashing about. 375 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,760 Now that, I have said before. 376 00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,960 It's in my ear. 377 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,680 It wants my brain. 378 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,720 It's gonna be fucking disappointed if it gets there love. 379 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,440 It's got me in the fucking eye, dude. 380 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,720 Have you nicked a fucking jar of honey off that‐ you... 381 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,680 I haven't nicked it. She gave it to me. 382 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,120 It's not honey. It's royal... Royal jelly. 383 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,520 It's just a middle‐class honey is all that is... 384 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,800 No. No. No. Royal Jelly is a secretion. 385 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,640 Why's she given you a jar of bee spunk for? 386 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,960 It's bee spit Cardi. 387 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,360 Oh fuck, there's a distinctive tang off that. 388 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,240 Spunk, spit; all does the same job. Oh... 389 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,920 Tell you what, I'll have a bit of that. 390 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,960 Go on Tommo. Oh! 391 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,760 Full finger of it. (LAUGHS) 392 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,160 No, no, no. No, no. 393 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,600 I have tried spunk in my time. 394 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,440 And that my friend, that is not spunk. 395 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,520 Go on! Go on, 'ave a bit. 396 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,000 Get a bit of spunk down ya! 397 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,040 Real men try a bit of spunk from time to time. 398 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,080 Go on, go on. (ALL LAUGHING) 399 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,800 And again. And again. Go on. 400 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,800 Ahhh! 401 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,280 Fuck! 402 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,480 Alright? Alright, you alright? 403 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,440 I just drilled me fucking head into... 404 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,480 (BUZZING) 405 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,840 Oh fuck. 406 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,240 Bees! 407 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,280 (ALL SHOUTING) 408 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,440 Fuck. 409 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,640 Ah... 410 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,280 Ooh! 411 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,040 Ooh, fucking hell. 412 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,360 What? 413 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,840 Swollen... 414 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,760 Oh fucking hell... 415 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,880 What are we going to do now? Shit... let me have a look. 416 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,280 What ya doing? Just gon' have a look. 417 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,560 Keep it fucking closed. Oh fuck... 418 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,160 Fucking fuck. Shitty bees! 419 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,000 Is there anything that... calms them down? 420 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,400 Like... jazz or... 421 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,240 Fucking Jazz? Who the fuck... Nobody listens to Jazz. 422 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,800 I listen to jazz. He loves it. 423 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,320 Oh du‐ do break out your fucking saxophone, 424 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,560 won't yer, you dickheads... 425 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,400 # THE METERS: Cissy Strut # 426 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,520 Smoke. 427 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,240 Right empty your bloody pockets, weed, hash, 428 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,400 whatever the fuck you've got. 429 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,720 Ay, oi. What d'you do, rob a pick 'n' mix? 430 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,560 They're your keys you dickhead! 431 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,840 We need them. 432 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,080 Ketamine? No. 433 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,120 It's a tranquilizer, int it. 434 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,560 Yeah it is a tranquilizer for fucking horses, Tom. 435 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,800 Not just horses Vincent. Also... 436 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,680 ..camels and that. You've fucking made that up. 437 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,400 Give me your cigs. No. No. No. No. Vincent. 438 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,960 I'll fucking mess your hair up. Give me your fucking cigs... 439 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,800 No. No. No. No. (BOTH GRUNTING) 440 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,720 Come on. 441 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,760 We're gonna need some blowing. Go on Ash. 442 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,640 We're on, we're on! Dyl, get the door. 443 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,120 3, 2, 1, go... 444 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,160 Right, we still can't get back in the van. 445 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,360 How're we supposed to get back home? JJ. 446 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,320 (PHONE RINGING) 447 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,920 Vin, I'm a bit busy, alright? 448 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,640 You couldn't give us a lift could ya love? 449 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,800 How fucked is my van? N‐no, don't panic, just‐ 450 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,960 I think it's a tow situation to be honest with yer. 451 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,960 What have you done to her? I fucked it into a post. 452 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,040 It's a superficial prang. 453 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,760 It fucking adds character, if anything. 454 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,240 Come and get us dude. Now? 455 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:48,000 No, no, no. Just keep your feet up and relax you fucking lemon. 456 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,040 Where do you think I am? I'm in the fucking quagmire, 457 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,520 my trainers are just fucked. Where are you? 458 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,360 Err, I dunno, there's fields and a fucking great big road. Dyl? 459 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,920 JJ, mate, I'm gonna drop you a pin. 460 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,040 We're all gonna need to fit so bring something roomy. 461 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,280 Wait? What? How longs he gonna be? 462 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,800 Fuck knows... An hour? Shit. 463 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,120 Well, there's no point waiting for him here is there? 464 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,360 I noticed a nice country pub maybe half a mile back. 465 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,600 And I myself am partial to a pint of cider 466 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,960 and some Wasabi peas. 467 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,720 We just robbed the local cafe of a load of rare fucking bees 468 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,000 and you want to go to the fucking local boozer, get pissed up? 469 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,120 It's not the 1970s. 470 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,520 Not everyone in the countryside knows everyone else anymore. 471 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,960 It's all tourists and second homeowners round here anyway. 472 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,320 Yeah. It's fucking freezing. 473 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,360 Cardi? 474 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,680 I'll have a pint. 475 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,640 Cardi, get out of that fucking diving suit will ya. 476 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,680 What d'you reckon then? 477 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,640 Farmers or wankers? 478 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,880 Definitely wankers. 479 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,320 Y'alright fellas. 480 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,160 (JUKEBOX BUTTONS BEEPING) 481 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,400 # CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL: Bad Moon Rising # 482 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,160 (QUIETLY) They don't look much like 483 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,800 second homeowners to me. No. 484 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,840 Get the drinks in, Dyl. 485 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,160 # I see trouble on the way. # Evening fellas. 486 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,680 Lovely pub you've got here. 487 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,600 How's it going? Five pints of lager... 488 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,120 ..and can I get a look of complete disdain as well please. 489 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,600 We only do mead. 490 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,160 Mead? 491 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,880 Nectar of the Gods. 492 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,640 Yeah, love‐ yeah, lovely. 493 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,640 Five‐five meads then, please. 494 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,040 Queen's Finger, Worker's Toil or Honeyhive? 495 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,320 Give him the finger, everyone else does. 496 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,720 Yeah. No. Y'know it's good because it makes your thing go green. 497 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,440 What the fuck is that? 498 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,560 It's mead. It's all they had. 499 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,880 Looks like tramp piss. 500 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,640 Woah... I don't mind that. 501 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,480 Oooh! That's... hm. 502 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,640 What kind of a pub only sells mead? 503 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,080 Well, I mean err... this kind of pub? 504 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,400 It's a fucking 18th century monk's drink innit?! 505 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,640 Yeah, what's your point? My point is... 506 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,760 (LOW VOICE) ..normal people 507 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,840 don't fucking drink mead do they! And normal pubs don't sell it. 508 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,480 Tourists drink all kinds of shit won't they? 509 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,880 (WHISPERED) This ain't a tourist pub dude! 510 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,480 Glover. Vinnie. 511 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,120 Enjoying your mead then lads? 512 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,960 Yeah it's delicious. Fucking nice yeah. 513 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,920 It's different. Interesting ain't it? 514 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,280 It's a beautiful drink. 515 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,240 Better than milk. 516 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,160 Ay, lads? (LOCALS CHEER) 517 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,600 Bees... 518 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,440 ..are much better than cows. 519 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,400 Which do you prefer? 520 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,640 Bees or cows? 521 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,400 I love bees. Just love 'em. 522 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,160 What about you lad? 523 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,200 Er, bees. 524 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,640 Bees Sir. Bees yeah. 525 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,360 Err, bees, bees all day long int'it. All of us. 526 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,120 Well, I like both? 527 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,560 (MUMBLES) Fucking hell. 528 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 Both? 529 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,760 Ash! 530 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,800 (LAUGHING) 531 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,120 So... 532 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,040 ..what brings you lads in here this evening then eh? 533 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,800 Ou‐we‐ our van broke down. 534 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,200 Oh, right. 535 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,160 Well if you need to call the AA there's a payphone on bar. 536 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,480 Thanks man. Thanks. 537 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,320 They tried to put a mast up round here, once. 538 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,760 Never tried again. 539 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,440 You need some ice on that lad! 540 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,480 He's alright. 541 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,760 Err , yeah. 542 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,320 Thank you though, sweet of you. You're fine aren't you, our lad? 543 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,320 Oh! (LAUGHS) 544 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,800 Hey(!) 545 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,840 Oh, he's... 546 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,320 Shit! Fuck! What the fuck was that? 547 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,240 I thought it was alright. Shut the fuck up! 548 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,360 Listen to me. Listen to me... 549 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,320 Have you noticed? Why what's wrong? 550 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,120 Am I the only fucking one... Bees! What? 551 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,160 There's fucking bees everywhere. 552 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,280 Bees, this and that, y'know. 553 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,520 It's making me uncomfortable, 554 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,480 given the nature of what we've got in the back of the van. 555 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,960 Drink the tramp piss 556 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,080 and let's get the fuck out of here. 557 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,080 Your eye is upsetting these locals, do you know that? 558 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,240 Yeah? 559 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,280 Don't be sick. It's disgusting. 560 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,360 It's Lady Gresham. 561 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,800 Bees are gone. 562 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,840 They've been stolen. 563 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,160 Shit. 564 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,080 (SHOUTING) Not a‐fucking‐gain! 565 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,080 I thought you'd chained hives down? 566 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,360 I did chain hives down. 567 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,640 Twice. 568 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,480 But you know what they're like. 569 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,960 They'll nick anything. 570 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,200 (SHOUTS) Anything. 571 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,280 The lead from your roof. 572 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,480 The water from your taps. 573 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,240 Wait there. Yeah. 574 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,600 One little shite 575 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,080 stole the compost out me bin. 576 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,880 And now those bloody bees. 577 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,160 (SHOUTING) Again. 578 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,280 Well, I'm not fucking having it. 579 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,120 Not this time. 580 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,320 You. 581 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,000 Look at you. 582 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,000 If anyone in this pub... 583 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,480 ..looks like a fucking thief... 584 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,040 ..it's him. 585 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,120 (WHISTLES) 586 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,160 Don't be shy. 587 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,040 What happened to your eye, lad? 588 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,080 Cardi... 589 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,840 B‐ 590 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,400 Bee sting. Oh, ho‐ho! 591 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,000 Alright. Alright Hang on. 592 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,520 Now just‐ 593 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,560 (ALL TALKING) 594 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,120 Chill out a minute. Just hang fire. 595 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,200 Look‐ alright. Fucking hell, we did. 596 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,840 We stole the bees. 597 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,360 I didn't know it meant this much to yers. 598 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,400 I am really sorry. Shall I call police? 599 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,480 Fuck off! 600 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,360 Only thing worse than a thief 601 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,760 is a fucking copper. 602 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,840 Agreed. 603 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,120 Well then, 604 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,160 what? 605 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,800 Put 'em in cellar? 606 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,640 We're not fucking going in the cellar. 607 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,520 (SHOUTS) Get in... the fucking... cellar. 608 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,160 Oh scary bee man with his shite blunderbuss. 609 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,800 It's a fucking ornamental thing, that‐ 610 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,640 Fucking hell! Where's the fucking cellar? 611 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,720 What's it like in cellar? 612 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,440 Not nice! 613 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,200 Alright you... 614 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,360 What's that? 615 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,960 My penis. Cos your fucking hands are down there. 616 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,280 Keys. 617 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,440 Well just say keys then. 618 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,240 Fucking Nosferatu. 619 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,280 Get out of it. 620 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,320 You'll find your bees in a van up the way. 621 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,080 You better fucking hope I do, lad. 622 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,640 (BOLTS LOCKING) 623 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,960 Fuck. 624 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,800 Oh, fucking hell. 625 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,040 Come on you rusty bastard. 626 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,520 Not a single bar. 627 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,240 Christ. 628 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,800 Fuckers've been gone ages haven't they?! 629 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,280 Latch won't budge lads. 630 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,640 There's no chance. Shit. 631 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,360 Don't worry boys. 632 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,400 I've got a plan. 633 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,480 (SHOUTS) 634 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,880 Oh, nice one Tommo... 635 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,000 Meant to be seeing Sam tonight. Are ya? 636 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,080 Yeah. Oh, for... sexy time? 637 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,880 Yeah. 638 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,920 Sex is like... 639 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,600 ..playing the violin, innit? 640 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,360 I don't know what I'm doing. 641 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,680 (SIGHS) What do you think they'll do to us? 642 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,800 I reckon they'll let us go when they get their bees back. 643 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,240 Yeah. I hope‐ 644 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,280 Oh, fuck! 645 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,920 Oh, fucking hell! 646 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,560 What is it? 647 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,520 Is that‐ Ooh fuck me! 648 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,120 No that's a... Fuck me, that's a dog. Dog. A dog. 649 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,720 Yeah. That's a Labrador. 100 percent. Dog. 650 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,840 Is it? 651 00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,880 Dog yeah. 652 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,760 How do you think it died? 653 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,200 Maybe Carl Slater bummed it to death? 654 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,920 Shit! 655 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,520 Thank you for finding them. 656 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,560 My little babies. 657 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,080 I know how much those bees mean to you. 658 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,040 Stupid bastards, 659 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,520 coming into our pub, 660 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,760 after doing this. 661 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,240 Where are my bees? 662 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280 Eh? 663 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200 (SCREAMS) 664 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,000 There you go. 665 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,520 You be careful with him, love. 666 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,600 It's fine. I'm his business partner. 667 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,440 Urgh, it's so hot down here, dude? 668 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,760 (SIGHS) anybody else feeling dead hot? 669 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,520 It's like... 670 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,680 ..you just can't breathe, it's all muggy. 671 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,480 We're not gonna die down here, are we? 672 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,280 Alright, just sit down for a minute, your eye's probably... 673 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,840 Is it bad? Yeah, it's pretty bad. 674 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,240 Dyl. Dyl. Yeah? 675 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,640 Go and see if there is any mead in one of them bloody barrels. 676 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,720 Might take the edge off. Why bother eh? 677 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:24,400 Might as well just leave us to rot with the other fucking detritus. 678 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,200 That's all we are, innit? 679 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,400 Human debris in the wheelie bin of existence. 680 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,600 Nothing's loose, it's all solid, sure. 681 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,200 The only way out is the hatch, or the front door. 682 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,440 I can't fucking do it. 683 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,280 (SOBBING) I can't fucking do it anymore. 684 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,720 I'm a husk. 685 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,680 I'm a shell. 686 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,600 I'm a fucking broken man. 687 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,280 Come on God. 688 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,280 Hey? You big dickhead. 689 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,320 Strike me down. 690 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,400 Fucking finish me off. Put me out of my misery. Cos... 691 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,000 ..I have had e‐fucking‐nough... 692 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,600 Try that hatch again? Yeah. 693 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,640 Oh, yeah, do that. 694 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,440 It's fucked. 695 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,000 The numbers are off. 696 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,320 Yeah. I was expecting the takings to be a lot higher than this. 697 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,760 About thirty thousand pounds higher. 698 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,560 OK, erm... (CLEARS THROAT) 699 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,320 My fucking brother, my... 700 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,080 My brother, he... 701 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,400 .."borrowed" money from the safe 702 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,080 and I tried to get it back off him, I swear, I went after him. 703 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,120 How much? 704 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,400 All of it. 705 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,120 I know this is my fault and I promise, I will pay you back. 706 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,280 Every single penny. 707 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,320 I've actually come up with a repayment plan. 708 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,280 Think of it like a... business loan. (CLEARS THROAT) 709 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,360 Here is a project turnover growth 710 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,920 and this is the amount that you'll be getting 711 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,720 every single month from my share of the profits. 712 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,280 I know it's gonna take a while Mr McCann, 713 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,000 but I promise you, you are gonna have 714 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,160 one of the best clubs in the North West when I'm finished. 715 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,280 No. 716 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,800 No? No. 717 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,000 The money gets paid back, in full, by the end of the month. 718 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,280 But it's thirty grand. 719 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,200 We can't raise that sort of cash. 720 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800 There are... 721 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,280 ..other repayment options available. 722 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,120 (SIGHS) 723 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,880 I'll come up with the money. 724 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,440 Make sure you do. 725 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,360 I was driving past your lad's school the other day. 726 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,840 You've got to be so careful outside schools. 727 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,480 Take your eye off the road for one second and... 728 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,520 ..well. 729 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,640 Those sort of accidents don't bear thinking about do they? 730 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,720 In full. 731 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,040 By the end of the month. 732 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,440 Oh shit! 733 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,880 Where are the fucking bees? 734 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,480 They're in the hives in the back of the van. 735 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,720 We found hives... 736 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,720 ..no fucking bees. 737 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,880 Ooh, Lady Biverley‐ Be‐Ber‐err, Beverley 738 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,120 I just want to apologise, I can see you're really upset. 739 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,440 Shouldn't 'a stole them damn bees. 740 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,400 And I didn't know they meant as much as they did to you. 741 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,360 So, you tell us how much they cost and we'll, fucking, sort it. 742 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,560 I don't want your money. 743 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,880 That's a good job cos we ain't got none. 744 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,920 Bees are very special. 745 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,280 They are life. 746 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,840 Without them, the entire ecosystem fails 747 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,880 and everything on Earth would die. 748 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,840 Then it's a good job we... 749 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,600 ..set them free y'know! 750 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,480 Back to nature and all that craic. 751 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,160 Hey, Lady Beverly... Martin! 752 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,920 Ay! Ay! Oh! Don't you hit my friends you dickhead. 753 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,280 Ooh! Hang on a minute... 754 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,880 Alright, fair enough. 755 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,280 So, what now, Lady Gresham, ma'am. 756 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,600 Let me think about that. 757 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,800 Oh! 758 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,120 Oi. Hey. 759 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,960 That wasn't‐ that wasn't a fucking Labrador was it? 760 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,160 That were a bloke. Fucking hell! 761 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,920 I fucking said it didn't I? I said not to come to this pub. 762 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,760 And now we are all fucking locked in a cellar because you Dyldo 763 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,280 were a little bit chilly. No! This is not my fault. 764 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,560 Pub was Tommo's idea. Oh don't try blaming me sweetheart. 765 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,640 I were the one who suggested robbing a painting of a woman 766 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,440 getting dicked down by an octopus if you recall. 767 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,360 She is going to kill us. 768 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,600 Oh! Stop drinking fucking mead. 769 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,000 You're smashed out of your head now. 770 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,040 No one kills anyone over fucking bees. 771 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,400 (SIGHS) 772 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,520 Prang, my arsehole! 773 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,960 (LAUGHS) I don't feel quite ready for that! 774 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,760 What the fuck has happened here? 775 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,880 Right. You lot. Against that wall. 776 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,040 Me and me sister 777 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,240 have had a chat. 778 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,120 Sister? Yeah. Sister. 779 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,640 She married up. 780 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,960 Not that it worked out for her. 781 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,160 Me... 782 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,360 ..and those bloody bees... 783 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,800 ..are all she's got left. 784 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,240 Bev wanted me to‐ Well... 785 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,080 ..her plan were a bit extreme for my tastes. 786 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,920 You know what a woman's like when she's a bee in her bonnet. 787 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,240 However, 788 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,920 I do think 789 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,400 she does deserve some form of compensation. 790 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,840 Fair enough. So, I think it's only fitting... 791 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,200 ..if one of you lot 792 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,240 offers up a finger. 793 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,200 See Dylan. You've only got to finger her. 794 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,960 I'll cut it off quick and clean, I promise. 795 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,200 You'll barely feel it. 796 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,840 # THE ANIMALS: The House of the Rising Sun # 797 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,080 This lad... (LAUGHS) 798 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,400 Are you winding us up with the finger? Cos I... 799 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,360 He's trying to scare the shit‐ and it worked an'all... You are... 800 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,200 ..fucking terrifying us. Behave yourself. 801 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,280 You're joking, aren't yer. 802 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,160 No. Shit. 803 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,760 I actually think I'm being quite reasonable 804 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,760 given the circumstances. Fuck off is it reasonable? 805 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,400 You stole, and presumably... 806 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,240 ..killed, her bees. 807 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,440 I can't just let you walk out of here scot free 808 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,200 like you're Elton fucking John or something. 809 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,880 What are you fucking on about? 810 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,680 Are we in a parallel fucking universe? 811 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,120 Where you can ask young men 812 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,280 to willingly give up their fucking digits. 813 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,000 Think about it dude. It's fucking nuts. 814 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,560 It's like the scene in fucking Robin Hood. 815 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,400 Kev Costner and the start of... the film. 816 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,160 Cuts his fucking hand off. Come on man. 817 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,720 Maybe you're right. Good. 818 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,920 (SIGHS) 819 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,960 Some toes? 820 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,600 No, not toes. 821 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,800 What's he gonna do with toes? Toes is worse. 822 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,600 It is not a negotiation. 823 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,200 Look. You lot aren't leaving here 824 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,480 unless someone gets something chopped. 825 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,280 I'll give you ten minutes. 826 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,840 That's fucking good of him. 827 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,600 I think we all know who it should be. 828 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,680 (ALL SAY DIFFERENT NAME) 829 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,640 What do you mean Vinnie? You fucking gobshite. 830 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,680 (ALL ARGUING) 831 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,000 Stop! Fucking shush! 832 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,720 They'll hear us. 833 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,760 Alright. Just... 834 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,360 It should be, it should be me. 835 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,760 Motherfuckers. 836 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,400 You're fucking straight in with your... 837 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,720 Of course, it should be you. 838 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,840 Of course, it should be you, you‐ it was your all your idea, 839 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,160 this whole thing, stealing the bees. 840 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,200 Hang on... 841 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,240 ..Cardi. 842 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,280 Hey? 843 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,280 All I am saying is I know people who have woken up 844 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,200 missing more than just a finger. 845 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,760 Huh? 846 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,920 Desperate times... 847 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,200 Fuck me. Fucking hell. Jesus Christ. 848 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,080 We shouldn't be considering it. You can't be... 849 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,840 He's a fucking sweet lamb. He's a star child. 850 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,240 How the fuck is he gonna make sandwiches 851 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,440 with a fucking missing finger? 852 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,800 (BANGING AND SCRAPING) 853 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,520 JJ! I thought I could hear you lot. 854 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,280 What are you doing in the cellar? 855 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,080 # FONTAINES D. C.: Boys In The Better Land # 856 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,120 Hiyah. 857 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,680 Dyldo, come and grab Cardi. 858 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,440 Alright guys... 859 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,760 Oh, fuck. Let's get the fuck out of here. 860 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,320 Right lads, I have done this before. 861 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,360 And the important thing... 862 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,240 ..is to just relax in‐ 863 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,120 Little cunts. 864 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,720 (CARDI MOANING AND GROANING) 865 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,000 # You're not alive until you start kicking. # 866 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,240 # When the room is spinning and the words ain't sticking. # 867 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,360 His elbow's in my crotch! 868 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,400 Fuck me! 869 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,240 Get out of the fucking van! 870 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,800 Ahh look, is this a thing? 871 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,920 BOTH: Yeah. 872 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,960 This is lovely... 873 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,240 Oh shit. 874 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,600 You little fucker! 875 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,080 (SCREAMS) Oh my God! 876 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,120 Oh my God! 877 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,800 What the fuck?! 878 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,960 Told you bees were fucking dangerous. 879 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,760 # SOUL SURVIVORS: Mama Soul # 880 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,800 (PHONE ALERT) 881 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,600 Yeah alright, Mr Popular. 882 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,600 It's a fucking nightmare. Half of these are from Chinese Dan 883 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,960 wondering where the fuck his bees are. 884 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,360 Talk to him tomorrow 885 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,400 It's not too late to go see her, you know. 886 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,160 Sorry! I'm sorry I'm late. 887 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,600 Is it rude that I started without you? 888 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,480 Just get in there, it's freezing! 889 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,280 I just wanted to check that the engine was running OK. But... 890 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,440 ..it seems fine though. 891 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,680 So, what did happen to all them bees? 892 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,920 Don't know and... I don't care. 893 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,280 # ERYKAH BADU: On And On # 894 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,120 # Oh my, my, my. # 895 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,240 (BUZZING) 896 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,560 # I'm feeling high. # 897 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,320 # My money's gone # 898 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,120 # I'm all alone. # 899 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,680 D'you really think he would've cut your finger off? 900 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,880 Yeah I do! Yeah. He was a very frightening man. 901 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,520 That's a pretty good excuse for being so late. 902 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,280 Are you warm enough? Yeah. I'm fine. Feel. 903 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,680 Look at them tiny hands, look at them guys. 904 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,840 Jesus, you're like a borrower. 905 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,000 Oh, what the fuck is that? 906 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,600 (CHUCKLES) I nearly forgot about him, one sec. 907 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,560 I need to feed him actually... 908 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,720 Do you wanna see him? 909 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,200 # SMOKEY ROBINSON AND THE MIRACLES: You Really Got A Hold On Me # 910 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,320 Is it real? Have a touch. 911 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,320 He's lovely y'know. 912 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,480 When I found him, he was really weak. 913 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,600 But if give them a chance... 914 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,680 ..they do come to yer. They'll surprise yer. 915 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,120 Little fatty. 916 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,040 You sure you're warm enough. 917 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,920 Yeah, I'm fine. It is cold, innit it? 918 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,360 # You've really got a hold on me. # 919 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,320 # Really got a hold on me. # 920 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,440 # You've really got a hold on me. # 921 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,960 # Really got a hold‐ # 922 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,040 Vin! 923 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,240 Shit. 924 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,240 I need to speak to you. It's really important. 925 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,280 It's fine, I need to use the bathroom anyway. 926 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,320 Oh, erm... 927 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,400 Vinnie? 928 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,600 I'm coming, hun. 929 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,520 In you come. Vin... 930 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,400 What's going on? It's McCann. 931 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,760 I've really fucked up. 932 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,080 What the fuck do you mean McCann? What're you talking about? 933 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,360 Right, I didn't get the money from the bank for the Rat and Cutter. 934 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400 Oh my God. 935 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,560 Listen. Listen. 936 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,320 Right, he gave me a big float to put through the books. 937 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,080 That's fucking money laundering, innit? 938 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,240 I know and it was in the safe that Ronnie and Keithy stole. 939 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,560 How much? 940 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,240 How much Erin? 941 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,400 Thirty thousand. 942 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,440 And he wants it back by the end of the month. 943 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,880 Hi. 944 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,920 Hi. 945 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,720 It's OK. 946 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,880 Sorry I...I di‐ I didn't realise you had company. 947 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,720 OK, I'll call you tomorrow? OK. I'm sorry Sam... 948 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:03,760 Don't worry. 949 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,800 Erm, yeah. Tyler, he erm... 950 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,560 Right, he wouldn't do anything to Tyler would he? He wouldn't. 951 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,120 It was j‐ it was a threat. What did he say about Tyler? 952 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,720 He knows what school he goes to. 953 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,480 And he was saying something about kids having accidents... 954 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,960 Something‐ 955 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,400 I'm just really worried. 956 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,120 Nothing's happening to that boy, can you hear me? 957 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,560 (MUFFLED) I'm so scared. 958 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,600 Don't be scared. 959 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,760 Nothing's gonna happen to that boy. 960 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,160 I'm gonna fix it. 961 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,520 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk