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'The following programme
contains drug references,

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'and very strong and sexual language
from the outset.'

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Look at this shit.
Back to its former glory.

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Like a phoenix from the flames.

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Oh, my God. Tyler's play.
Fuck! What time is it?

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Where's them dickheads?
Oi, oi, Ash? Cardi?

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Shit.

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What the fuck's going on here?
Nothing.

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Well, why is all that out?
What you watching?

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It's not doll porn.

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It has to stop.
Last time I am telling yer!

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Fucking idiot. We got caught.

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♪ The best things
In life are free... ♪

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We're fucking two wheels
in the sand here, we're late!

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I said we would be.
This is your fucking fault...

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Stop worrying, we'll make it.
Honestly... Fuck me.

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This play better be fucking good,
I tell you what...

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Who will help me dig the earth?

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I won't!

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I will do it myself.

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Who will help me plant this wheat?

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I won't!
Fucking hell. Flat! Fucking pig...

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I will do it myself.

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Who will help me water these seeds?

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I won't!
That fucking pig... he's really...

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He's really good.
I will do it myself.

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All the pupils of year three
have all made a special card,

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to show how much we love...
You.

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They each have a special message
inside for the people we love.

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Daddy. Daddy.
Oh, thanks, buddy.

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That's lovely.

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Come here and give me a love.
Oh, you are getting heavy.

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Mummy.
Oh, you were so bloody good.

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Who was the pig?
You were a lot better than the pig.

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I thought the pig was lacklustre.

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Ashley, what's going on?
Are you alright?

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You might wanna put that out...

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Sorry...
..it's a school.

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It's just my father.

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I've been thinking about him a lot,
since Mammy went back to Ireland.

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All this, like...

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..I never had any of that,
let alone the people in the seats.

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Do you miss him?

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No, not Daddy,
no, not that arsehole.

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My actual REAL dad.

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Look at me, lads, I don't look
anything like the others.

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Mammy was adamant.
Every time I asked her.

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We all had the same dad. Daddy.

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Fucked if he's my dad.

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Cause she'd have to admit
to having an affair.

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Yeah, but I don't care.
Sure, I'm a grown adult, like...

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I don't care what she did.

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Hang on...

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We're were gonna tell you
at the pub tonight.

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Err, me and Carol, cos...

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we're getting married again.

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N-Niall is gonna be there.

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He knows all the family secrets,
doesn't he?

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So...
We could just, like, ambush him

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and get him to tell you the truth.

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That's a fucking good idea.

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Niall, he gets really weird,
anything to do with my mammy.

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Now, listen,
there isn't a day goes by

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where I don't think about my mum
leaving me, man, honestly...

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she's out there somewhere.

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I mean, if you find your dad,
he could be a massive knob head,

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but at least we tried, y'know?

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Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah!

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Go on, sod off.

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You're still his Uncle Dylan.

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Look, you are just as important
to him now

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as you ever fucking were, man.

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I know.

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What the fuck's going on with you,
man?

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I'm fine.

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Fuck off.

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Talk to me!
I'm fine.

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I...

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I dunno, I'm just...

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I dunno, just, it feels like...

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..you've got,
you've got something I had.

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Y'know?

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I was, I was kind of his dad,
y'know, and now...

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You still are his fucking dad, dude.
I'm not his dad. I am not his dad.

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She, she got rid of my kid,

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and I know that sounds like
a fucking broken record...

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but it's hard, alright.
It is fucking hard...

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..to forgive her for that.
Yeah.

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Y'know, I just...
that's some sort of irony...

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Y'know, stop shagging round
and just...

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..y'know, find someone
I can have a life with, because...

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You're right. You do need to fucking
sort yourself out. I agree.

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But I am telling you now, man,

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with no agenda at all,
that fucking boy adores you.

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Do you understand?

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That card there is for both of us.
It's not just mine, man.

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Now stop having sex
with random strangers.

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You're gonna get fucking chlamydia.

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Again.
Give me a love.

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♪ You don't have to say you love me

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♪ Just be close at hand. ♪

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To Carol and Cardi!

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Cardi and Carol.

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Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

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It doesn't mean we've gotta
steal another wedding, does it?

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I don't think I can do that again...
No.

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We're keeping this one real simple.
Registry office, booze up,

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then a honeymoon
on Three Eyed Pete's barge.

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Three Eyed Pete? Fuck me.

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I thought he went to prison for
flashing his knob on the tow path?

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He did,
that's why the barge is available.

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Congratulations.
Thanks. Second time lucky, innit!

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Does he get a plus one,
for the wedding reception?

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Err, yes, certainly. Yes.

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I'm only joking,
unless you want me to come,

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I mean, I'd love to,
I do love a wedding.

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He would love you to come with him,

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he's just brutal
at talking to girls.

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Great. Well, look forward to it.

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Alright, yeah. Fucking hell.

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Stop wooing me, dudes.

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She's into you something fierce,
Vin.

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No. No.
It just feels a bit inappropriate

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going to a wedding for a first date,
dude. Very intense.

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Here, look, Niall's on his own
over there, will you talk to him?

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♪ You don't have to stay forever
I will understand... ♪

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Alright, Erin.
Alright, Mick.

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I hear you and Dylan
aren't together?

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Yeah, you heard right.

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Well, you're in luck!
I'm single, as it goes.

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Bird I was seeing
pissed off to Whitley Bay.

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Right. Why Whitley?

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God knows. Must have fancied
moving down South.

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It's up North. It's near Newcastle.

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Is it?
Yeah.

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Bitch told me
it was on the East coast.

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It is, it's the North East.

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North East?

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Didn't know
the North East had a coast.

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Thank you very much.

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Here he is, big lad.
How are you keeping?

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Hi, Vinnie.
You're looking well now.

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Quick chat with yer?

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Been a bit worried
about our Ashley recently.

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He seems a bit down in the dumps.

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Anyway...

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I think I've found out why.
It's his dad.

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What about his dad?
He's just wondering what's going on.

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He knows he don't look like
the rest of yous, y'know...

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What are you talking about?
Not the same da as the rest of us?

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Let's be grown ups.
He's mixed race, in't he.

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Vinnie, you're talking shite.
I'm not talking shite.

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He's fucking definitely mixed race.
Vinnie, that's enough.

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Niall, he is not bothered,
he's not angry, or owt,

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he just wants to meet his real dad.

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You saying my mother
had an extra marital affair?

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Is that what you're suggesting,
Vincent O'Neil,

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that my mother cheated on
her loving husband with a black man.

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He didn't love her.

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Dude, he used to press his dick up
against the fucking bus window,

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remember when we drove past...
How fucking dare you?

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Niall!
What's he said?

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What have you said?
Nothing.

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Let me hit him.
No, listen, I've already hit him.

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Fucking ring caught me on't lip,
dude.

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We're going.

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Not standing here being insulted
by this baldy bastard.

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Sorry, man.
I didn't mean to upset anyone.

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Oh, you fucker.
Prick.

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That's just... Fuck me.

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My fucking lip and dick.

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How did it go over there?
I got hit, twice.

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Oh, I need to be sick.

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See you at the wedding.

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Erin!

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It's only me, I'm free.

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Ja-rasta-fary. Yes, blessed I am.

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You stupid fucking bastard.
What, did I scare you?

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♪ Oh, Danny Boy

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♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling

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♪ From glen to glen... #
Ash.

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You're my brother, right.
No matter what, you're my brother.

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But you know the rules,
we don't go delving in the past. OK?

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You didn't get that from me.

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You're shit in a bucket, Anthony,
that's what we call you, int it?

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Shit in a bucket!

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And I've heard
what you've been saying

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about your lady
fighting me, ha-ha...

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I don't know, man. What's the deal?

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Why do you think Niall's telling us
go visit your Aunty Pat?

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Don't think that's your dad, do yer?
I'd thought about it.

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Do you think I look like him?

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..you fucking shit in a bucket...

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I don't fucking know,
I mean, Tyler's my little lad.

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Y'know, do I look anything like him?

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No. No. No.
Exactly.

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No, he's a terrific looking boy.
He is, y'know...

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Well, he is, in't he?
That bone structure.

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That's all his mum.
I was a cute baby. Everyone said.

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Everyone said that, did they?
Everyone?

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Dickhead, listen to this...

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Ashley, I was involved in a very
prestigious award at Hawley fair

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when I was just 12 months old.

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Guess what the award was?
Go on.

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Beautiful baby competition, it was.
I won the fucking thing.

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No way!
Now, who told you that, eh?

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Huh?

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Obviously you can't remember it,
so who told you?

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My dad.
Your dad told you?!

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Yeah.
Because he used to fucking gamble

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and I didn't like it
and I'd have a go at him.

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He'd say, "Shut up Vincent,
you've gotta be in it to win it...

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"look at you, and that..."

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You and that
beautiful baby competition.

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Just fuck off, dude. Shit.
Ha-ha!

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Shit.

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♪ Everyday

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♪ Things are getting worse

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♪ Everyday...#
Ronnie.

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Right, sit up, 'ere.

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Come on, Erin, can your brother
not just get the sleep he needs?

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Ronnie, sit the fuck up,
it's burning my hand.

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Fucking hell. For God's sake.
Ow.

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That's an alright brew, that, Ezzo.
Mmm.

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You're still a Buddhist then
I take it?

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Buddhist? Oh, come on, Erin.
Labels man. Labels. Labels. Labels.

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I've had enough of them.
I've had 'em all my life, man.

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People go,
"Oh, Ronnie, he's rubbish."

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"Ronnie is fucking thick."

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"Ronnie is a feckless, violent,
aggressive thief..."

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You are all them things though.
That... I WAS Erin.

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W to the O to the S. WAS.

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So, what I'm gonna do is...
Go on...

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..I'm gonna prove to you, Erin,
that I can...

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I can make a go of things.

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Turn things around without
having to resort to like, erm...

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Oh, what's the fucking word...

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rather than kicking someone's
head in and taking the money.

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How you gonna do that?
Easy.

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Get a job. Yeah!

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Earn money, legit vibes,

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and then fuck off to Ireland
and hook up...

243
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,160
Do you remember Donal McGuinness?
The extortionist?

244
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,880
Not anymore,
he runs a guest house in Cork,

245
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,920
but he's looking for
a fucking sous chef. A-ha, hello.

246
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,200
And that's you, is it?

247
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,600
Erin, have you not seen me?
I'm a fucking whizz with the wok.

248
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,040
When I was inside, everyone
used to call me 'Ronnie The Wok'.

249
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,120
Yeah, "Ronnie Wok Wok.
Ronnie go chop chop."

250
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,760
"Foo Young Croft,"
they used to call me.

251
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,240
"Char Sui Ronnie," big style, yeah.

252
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,640
I'm turning, I'm turning,
I'm turning over a new leaf.

253
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,720
There you go. Well done.
Thank you very much.

254
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,360
OK. Alright.
Well, you can't stay here.

255
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,480
What?
Right, one...

256
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,480
I've got a paying lodger.
- Shugs.
- Yeah.

257
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,800
Two, I got an eight-year-old,
that doesn't need the bad influence

258
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,400
from his lazy, thieving uncle,
that's why.

259
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:49,120
So, who's got a fucking spare room
then?

260
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,400
Do I look like
a fucking halfway house

261
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,040
for the waifs and strays of society?

262
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,120
Bleeding heart liberals
chucking open their doors

263
00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:00,560
to every daft cunt with a sob story.

264
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,200
Oh, they had a bad upbringing.

265
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,480
Oh, they were molested
by their Uncle Philip.

266
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,720
Oh, they've got, um,
connection issues.

267
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,480
Fuck off!

268
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,520
They're selfish robbing twats,

269
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,080
never done a decent days work
in their lives.

270
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,920
And you can send as many
fucking theatre workshops

271
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,880
as you like into prisons,

272
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:27,960
they're not gonna come out
quoting Romeo and cunting Juliet.

273
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,520
Is that a yes, or a no?

274
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,800
Argh!

275
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,840
Go on!

276
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,120
Christ.

277
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,000
I know how he feels.

278
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,680
That there, that's how life
is treating me at the moment.

279
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,840
Argh!

280
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,880
Shame.
Hm.

281
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,720
Hard luck there, Auntie Pat.
Hey, alright, young Ashley.

282
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,680
Where you been?
I didn't see you in the crowd.

283
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,080
Too busy hiding behind my hands.

284
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,560
Good man.

285
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,760
Remind me.
I'm Vinnie.

286
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,400
I was that big
last time you seen me, Pat.

287
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,720
Tommo. I don't think we've met.
Ah, you look familiar.

288
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,000
Didn't you used to run
the Rat and Cutter.

289
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,240
Hey, hey, hey,
that is fake news, pal, that is.

290
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,200
I still run it. I'm the proprietor,
I'm the fucking visionary.

291
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,520
Yeah, last Christmas party,

292
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,120
didn't you play
one of the horny Elves?

293
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,240
Is he alright?
Yeah. Yeah. Sensitive.

294
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,920
Here he is.
Brews up.

295
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,200
Thanks, Auntie. Thank you.
No problem.

296
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,440
Go on, get that down yer.
Nice one, mate.

297
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,120
Now then...

298
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,240
what are you all doing here then,
eh?

299
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,680
I am sensing
this isn't just a social visit.

300
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,200
It's not really, no.

301
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,640
I mean, fuck it, let's just come
straight out with it.

302
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,280
His mam is saying that Der...

303
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,960
Diarmuid.
Diarmuid is his real dad, right?

304
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,960
Same as his brothers,
but that can't be true, y'know?

305
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,680
So, we've come to you
to see what you know, man.

306
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,720
Why me?

307
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,040
You were always around
when we were growing up.

308
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,880
You know Mammy well.

309
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,880
You know she was no saint.
She liked the dick.

310
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,360
OK.
But don't well all, eh?

311
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,600
I'm not gay, but I'll suck a dick
every now and again.

312
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,720
And I like wearing dresses,
you know,

313
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,400
but I wouldn't want
my langer cutting off

314
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,400
like that sex change lot.
Mmm.

315
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,960
I knew this guy from the community
had surgery,

316
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,040
and when it finished
he asked for his... her balls back,

317
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,360
had them set in a paperweight.

318
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,440
I said, "Why did you get them
set in a paperweight?"

319
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,040
When does paper ever blow away?
Fair point.

320
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,840
She says she sometimes
works in the garden,

321
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,560
it can get windy, y'know, so I said,

322
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,880
"I'll build you a bigger fence,
make it a sun trap".

323
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,000
The thing with Dad...

324
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,240
She's got a beautiful garden.
God, you should see it.

325
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,440
She's got Campanula Muralis,
it's dead hard to grow.

326
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,240
Forms this dense mat of foliage...
Pat! Pat! Pat!

327
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,400
Sorry, Bredrin, I'm just gonna
stop you right there.

328
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,720
It sounds like a sick garden,

329
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,400
but you might be
a bit concussed, lad.

330
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,960
I won't know for a while yet.

331
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,280
Listen, Pat...

332
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,600
..you are essentially
part of the family.

333
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,160
You were always drinking with Daddy,
or having a crack with Mammy.

334
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,960
Dancing around in the kitchen.

335
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,920
There was a couple of nights there
where you'd sleep over.

336
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,560
Do you see what I am saying?
Oh, son...

337
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,520
..I wish I could help.

338
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,560
I mean, I know she used to like
to have affairs,

339
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,440
her little comfort flings,
as she used to call them...

340
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,840
..but who with, I don't know,

341
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,720
and which, if any,
is your real dad...

342
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,800
No bother.
Sorry about that.

343
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:47,800
Right. Gents, on that note,
I am having a slash.

344
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,040
Yeah, knock yourself out, horny elf.

345
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,440
Come on, you lot,
let's talk about something happier.

346
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,040
It's private. Put it back.

347
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,160
I'm telling you now,
there's summat in them photo albums

348
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,800
he doesn't want us to see.
Like what?

349
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,000
Like photos
of him and your mum together?

350
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,400
Or a photo of him as a young lad,
thirty years ago,

351
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,680
looking a bit like yourself.

352
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,320
Right, lads, we need to get
those photo albums.

353
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,720
Vin?
What?

354
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,000
What's going on
with you and that barmaid then, hey?

355
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,640
♪ Vinnie and Sammy sittin' in a tree

356
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,240
♪ K i s s... #
Very mature.

357
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,040
Stuck on K, love?

358
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,360
Listen, hey, I like her...

359
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,960
I'm terrified. Fuck's sake.
I am not used to girls liking me.

360
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,280
Last pair of knockers I saw
were big Sandy's,

361
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,560
and she had, she had rigor mortis.
It was still standing up.

362
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,000
Are you proper into her then?
Yeah, I am actually.

363
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,880
It's a worry though, man, y'know.

364
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,080
Oof, is that Pat? That is Pat.

365
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,640
Oi, come here. What have you to do?
Err... Follow him.

366
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,960
Make sure
he doesn't come back early.

367
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,720
Correct. And you follow him at what?

368
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,440
S-subtle distance.
Good lad!

369
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,760
Right, now listen to me.

370
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,360
He's probably going to the boozer,
so get yourself a pint.

371
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,760
Is that all?
Sod off!

372
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,800
Bye, Cardi.

373
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,440
Great

374
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,280
Get your shit together.

375
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,400
Ashley, what do you think they'll do
if we get caught?

376
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:49,160
If any travellers do catch us,
they'll just cut off our toes.

377
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,720
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, fuck.

378
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,240
Who goes there?
Shit!

379
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,200
Is there someone back there?
Fuck!

380
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,440
Fucking cats.

381
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,160
♪ Memory... ♪

382
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,560
He's fucked off. That worked.

383
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,040
Do you wanna hear my baby lamb?

384
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,840
No. Another time. Come on.
Let's get the fuck out of here.

385
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,120
I didn't know you were going there,
you fucking...

386
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,480
Shit, dude.

387
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,040
My fucking appendix, dude.
Jesus Christ!

388
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,440
..fucking walnuts...
You been going to the gym?

389
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,680
Yep, you're feeling very lean
yourself.

390
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,280
We were worried about you for
a while there, weren't we, Tommo?

391
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,920
Shoes!
What?

392
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,040
We've just broke
through the fucking window, dude.

393
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,560
This is Auntie Pat's house.
Have a bit of respect. Shoes!

394
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,160
Christ, mate.

395
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,720
You Ain't The Problem ♪

396
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,000
Fuck it.

397
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,760
Well, blood and sand,
look at this, dude.

398
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,080
Hey, we've got something here, man.

399
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,520
Look at the state of that.
What is it?

400
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,680
It's Auntie Pat
having a smooch up with your mammy

401
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,880
and a selfie before selfies
were even fucking selfies.

402
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,560
Don't get carried away, right.
It's just a kiss.

403
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,240
You know, you kiss Cardi, don't you?
Friends kiss friends.

404
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,920
What I am saying is, all it is,
is it's, err, just a...

405
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,600
Doh...
OK, that's summat else...

406
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,960
They are my mammy's boobs
that you are looking at.

407
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,320
Not just the boobs, sweetheart.

408
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,240
Bloody hell,
it's like an angry badger.

409
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,200
I came out of that.

410
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,600
How, did you have a machete?

411
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,000
Go on.

412
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,960
Fuck!

413
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,080
Hello?

414
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,720
Oh! No, no,
it's not what it looks like...

415
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,880
There's flashlights in there, Pat.

416
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,520
Will I come in there with you?
Yeah, come in with me.

417
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,520
And will I bring my nunchucks?

418
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,960
You might as well
now they're in your hands.

419
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,240
Don't fucking move,
or I'll take your fucking heads!

420
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,440
Ashley.
Yer alright, Pat?

421
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,240
Argh, you bleedin' know them?
I do.

422
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,160
But I don't know why the fuck
they are in my fucking caravan.

423
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,280
Can we explain?

424
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,440
Fair play to them
for taking off their shoes. Respect.

425
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,440
I'm not proud of myself,
but, yeah, me and your mum we...

426
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,240
We had a thing.
What more can I tell yer?

427
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,040
Life happens.

428
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,560
But I can tell you this.
Hand on heart...

429
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,040
..I'm not your daddy.

430
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,720
How's that then?

431
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,720
I ain't got no seed.

432
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,280
I found out years ago
when I was with my Martha.

433
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,360
It's probably what tore us apart
in the end.

434
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,560
That and the dick sucking.
Mmm.

435
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,040
That's it then, isn't it?
I'm never gonna find out!

436
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,800
Shit, man.
Maybe it's for the best, y'know.

437
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,920
Maybe we ought to let
sleeping dogs lie on this one.

438
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,840
If it's any conciliation,
I don't see my parents either.

439
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,640
Mainly their decision, but, err...

440
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,360
..I'm good with it.

441
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,200
Actually, there is one thing
you could try.

442
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,040
Yeah?
Yeah. Your brother Niall.

443
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,000
Yeah?
He knows all the family history.

444
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,240
We've tried Niall.

445
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,720
He punched me in my fucking lip
and Mick clipped my dick.

446
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,160
You know what he's like.

447
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,480
What you've got to do
is get him off his face.

448
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,560
Years ago we had this
Easter Egg hunt on the site

449
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,280
for all the kiddies, y'know.
We thought, let's jazz it up a bit,

450
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,160
make it a bit more interesting
for us lot,

451
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,760
so we had an Easter EGG-stacy hunt,
right?

452
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,680
Thousands of pills
all over the site.

453
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,960
Your brother Niall,
well, he found too many, didn't he.

454
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,760
The stories he was spewing out
of his mouth, oh, my, good days...

455
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,520
Fair enough,
so we need to slip him an E.

456
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,000
How the fuck...
Let's see.

457
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,120
If you could get him to an event,
y'know,

458
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,960
somewhere where
you could spike his drink.

459
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,760
S-sorry.

460
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,400
Sorry, guys. Sorry, I...

461
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,840
Cardi's wedding.
Yeah. Cardi's wedding. Yeah.

462
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,840
♪ When you feel so clean

463
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,760
♪ And the soap smells serene

464
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:12,200
♪ And you step right into a... ♪

465
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,720
What the fuck are you doing?

466
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,280
What the fuck does it look like,
Jim?

467
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,480
You're fucking...
pleasuring yourself.

468
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,760
And if you are, DON'T!

469
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,240
What, you think you can tell
Ronnie Croft what to do?

470
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,000
Look, if I want to wank, Jim,

471
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,760
I'll wank meself into oblivion,
mate.

472
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,520
I'll be like a fire hydrant
going off.

473
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,560
I'm two rooms away.

474
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,400
I don't like the idea
that you're in here,

475
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,320
whazzing yourself off
to fucking bukkake, or gonzo,

476
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,960
or whatever disgusting shit
that you're into.

477
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,840
Bukkake? Bukkake?
Don't play the innocent with me.

478
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,640
I've no idea, mate, like, none.

479
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,720
The woman's on her fucking knees...
Yeah?

480
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,200
..and two blokes are
jetting themselves off all over her.

481
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,880
You seem to know
a fucking lot about it, son.

482
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,360
I'm a man of the fucking world.

483
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,040
I'm an Englishman,
with an Englishman's brain.

484
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,360
And an Englishman's...
Taste in porn, go on.

485
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,400
I am not standing here, in a towel,
in my spare room

486
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,680
discussing bukkake
with the likes of you.

487
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,440
I'm off to a wedding bash.

488
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,280
Woah-woah-woah!
Just fucking woah, Jimberee.

489
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,560
What wedding, which wedding bash?
Nosy shot the Crow.

490
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,520
Oh, fuck...

491
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,440
Come on!

492
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,360
Hallelujah, I Love Her So ♪

493
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,320
♪ She's my baby
And she lives next door

494
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,680
♪ Every morning
When the sun comes up

495
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,200
♪ She brings me coffee
In my favourite cup

496
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,080
♪ That's why I know, yes, I know

497
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:42,240
♪ Hallelujah, I just love her so

498
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,320
♪ When I'm in trouble
And I have no friend

499
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,800
♪ I know she'll go with me
Until the end

500
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,000
♪ Everybody ask me how I know... #
Oh, fuck!

501
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,480
♪ I smile at them and say
"She told me so"

502
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,400
♪ That's why I know, oh, I know... #
Well...

503
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,800
Frosty the snowman
upstaging the bride.

504
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,680
You look amazing.
You too.

505
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,360
You scrub up really well, don't ya?

506
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,760
That's, fucking,
"scrub up really well?!"

507
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,120
Relax, Vin.

508
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,800
Cool.

509
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,600
We might get on, we might not.

510
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,760
We're just two people
who like the look of each other,

511
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,920
going to a party.
Uh-hm.

512
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,280
Come on, get me pissed.

513
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,160
He the best you can do?
Shit!

514
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,640
Mental weed dealer.

515
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,520
Samantha, this is Carl Slater.

516
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,160
He, uh, went to school with me,
didn't you, mate.

517
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,640
Detective Slater.

518
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,240
Carl Slater as in
'Carl Slater bums dogs'?

519
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,800
The very same. Yes.

520
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,160
Don't get too attached, Samantha,
he's going to prison soon.

521
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,320
And that's a promise, not a threat.

522
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,360
Oh...

523
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,960
Oh-ho-ho!

524
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,160
Oh, dear God!

525
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,720
He's struggling.

526
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,200
Oh, dear...
Do you know what I mean?!

527
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,960
♪ BLOOD,
You've Made Me So Very Happy ♪

528
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,880
♪ You touched my very soul

529
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,680
♪ You always showed me that

530
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,240
♪ Loving you was where it's at

531
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,440
♪ You made me so

532
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,440
♪ Very happy

533
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,160
♪ I'm so glad you

534
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,960
♪ Came into my life... ♪

535
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,600
Now make sure Niall doesn't
take the wrong glass, alright?!

536
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,640
Ashley, do I look
like a fucking amateur?

537
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,120
I have been spiking peoples drink's

538
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,920
since I was in short trousers,
sweetheart.

539
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,160
Think on,
it's him with the special glass.

540
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,920
I'm just saying,
who collects your rubbish?

541
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:43,280
Who fixes your
fucking street lights?

542
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,800
You might not use the schools,
or like the fucking police

543
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,040
but that doesn't mean
you can't pay your taxes.

544
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,200
You get the fuck away from me

545
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,840
before I punch you
in your stupid mouth.

546
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,360
Ha! Violence you see!

547
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,360
They say it's a cliche,

548
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,480
but you fucking travellers
solve everything with...

549
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,520
Ah... Fuck!

550
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,760
Prick! Oh, thanks.
H-h-hey...

551
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,920
Fucking hell...
Your sister went and necked it.

552
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,200
What did I fucking say?

553
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,080
You better have more of that stuff,
Tommo.

554
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,440
Ashley. Ashley, I have got more.

555
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,160
I have got enough
to sink a fucking camel.

556
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,360
The point is
I've wasted it on your sister.

557
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,400
Hi... I'm Erin.

558
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,280
Samantha.
Hi.

559
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,240
You Tyler's mum?
Yeah.

560
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,960
He's gorgeous.

561
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,680
And you run this place now,
don't you?

562
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,360
Yeah, yeah.

563
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,400
Well,
it's a means to an end, y'know.

564
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,840
Bigger plans and all that.
Yeah.

565
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,720
I thought it shut down,
how did you get it open so quickly?

566
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:42,400
Err... just sorted the license
and stuff, yeah, not a big deal.

567
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,120
Must cost a bit though,
running a club,

568
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,840
how do you afford it?

569
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,200
I got a bank loan.

570
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,280
Yeah!

571
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,280
Aw, for fuck sake... Excuse me.

572
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,240
Lads, Champagne.

573
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,800
Down the hatch
and let the good times roll.

574
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,040
Didn't you used to run this place?
I still do, you prick!

575
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,080
What the fuck are you doing here?

576
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,320
I'm a pleasure magnet, Erin.
What do you expect?

577
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,480
I am a party popper. 247 365.

578
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,280
Do you know what I'm like, actually?
A moth.

579
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,440
I'm like a fucking moth.
I'm drawn...

580
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,840
like a... What are they drawn too?
Flame.

581
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,280
A Flame? It's not a flame.
Is it a flame?

582
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,520
It is a flame.
Stupid pricks.

583
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,200
Do they not burn themselves
all the time?

584
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,200
No wonder they are like that?
Yes, often.

585
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,840
You're a moth aren't you, Ronnie.
Alright, you big dickhead?

586
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,480
Hiya, mate.
You listen to me now, right.

587
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,400
You do not
make a nuisance of yourself in here.

588
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,840
I am not gonna make a nuisance...
Ronnie, I'm being serious.

589
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,320
Yeah, I'm being deadly...
Is that a fucking fella in a dress?

590
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,000
Oi! Oi! Oi...

591
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,160
Knobhead.
You can say that again.

592
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,720
Knobhead.

593
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,080
Sorry there, um...

594
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,000
I couldn't borrow him for a moment,
could I?

595
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,360
Yeah, be my guest,
need a pee anyway.

596
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,160
Showtime, Vin.
Huh?

597
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,480
Showtime.
Shit...

598
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,680
Where is he?
He's over there.

599
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,000
Oh, fucking hell. He's off his head.
What's the strength of the gear?

600
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,680
I had some last Christmas,

601
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,480
tried to get my trousers off
over my head.

602
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,760
Just give it a go, will you?
Oh, here, now...

603
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,400
Fucking hell. Shit, dude.
Hey up, Niall, big lad, oi.

604
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,640
Come out and have a spliff with me,
dude.

605
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,440
I'm twatted.
Alright.

606
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,040
So, fucking twatted.
Yes. Ouch!

607
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,480
Fuck!

608
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,640
Ah, Vinnie. Vinnie, come here to me.

609
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,680
I'm sorry I was a twat in the pub,
y'know.

610
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,320
It's OK.
Cardi told me what you said.

611
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,360
There's not a day goes by

612
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,360
you don't think about your mammy
walking out on you.

613
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:03,120
She'll be ashamed of herself
leaving you behind like that.

614
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,200
It's alright.
It was a long time ago, wasn't it?!

615
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,720
No. She hurt you so much.

616
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,760
She broke your heart,
and she broke my mammy's heart too.

617
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,200
Eh?
She loved him Vinnie.

618
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,360
I know she was married,
but, oh, God, she loved him.

619
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,880
Who did she love?
Tyrone.

620
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,920
Who's Tyrone?
Tyrone Carver.

621
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,960
He worked on the fairs.
He was a beautiful man.

622
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,600
He's the one that gave her Ashley.

623
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,560
Hang on, I don't understand.
How's...

624
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,480
How's my mum broke your mum's heart?
I don't get it?!

625
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,200
She stole him.
What?!

626
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,800
Your mammy stole Tyrone Carver
off my mammy.

627
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,560
And I, you know, your ma,
I know she had her bothers, Vinnie,

628
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,720
but she was beautiful
and fun and she turned his head.

629
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,840
My ma couldn't complain,
because she was married,

630
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,280
but, Jesus, Vinnie, she loved him.

631
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,640
My mum, my mum, yeah,

632
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,720
she ran off
with fucking Tyrone Carver?

633
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,800
And that's-that's Ashley's dad,
innit? Yeah?

634
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,040
Where the fuck did they go?
On the road. With the fair.

635
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,760
And then word come back now
and again about them, rumours.

636
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,160
But then she got the word,
that he'd died. Heart attack.

637
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,760
What the fuck? What about me mum?

638
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,440
Oh, would... aye, she came back too.

639
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,520
She was working in a bar
up in Crossley Mere.

640
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,200
What do you mean,
fucking Crossley fucking Mere?

641
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:20,920
It's twenty fucking miles away.
Why have you never told me this?

642
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,960
Eh?

643
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,640
You were better off without her,
Vinnie.

644
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,440
You were,
even my mammy said the same thing.

645
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,920
What kind of woman would go away
and leave her child like that?

646
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,200
She broke you in half, Vin,
she'd only do the same again.

647
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,680
No. No. No. Shut up.
You fucking shut your mouth.

648
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,360
You don't understand.

649
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,240
I've been waiting for my mam to
come back for me and she never did.

650
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,360
And you've fucking known about it,
you have.

651
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,120
You've know and Mo knew.

652
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,080
You never said
a fucking thing to me.

653
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,760
Who else knew?
No one else.

654
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:50,560
Know one else knows. Just you lot.
You're fucking unreal. FUCK!

655
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,840
Hey, where's Vinnie.
He left.

656
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,160
I think.

657
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,640
♪Juice ♪

658
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,720
♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose

659
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,600
♪ Gotta blame it on my juice
Baby. ♪

660
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,680
Fucking hell. That's alright, innit!

661
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:18,720
Right, can I just...

662
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,840
I'm just blown away by you
and this and all that,

663
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,040
your fucking open mindedness
and everything.

664
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,840
I've just got loadsa questions.
Can I go?

665
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,720
Yeah. Sure.
Quick fire, Ronnie style, yeah?

666
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,960
Fuck me. Right. Are you ready?

667
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,760
Are you trans?
No.

668
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,160
Do you like men, or women?
Both.

669
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,920
Can I have some cocaine?
You've had some.

670
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,360
Are you happy?
Yeah.

671
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,480
Fucking wicked, man.

672
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,320
I am gonna sit down,
cos I can't feel my legs.

673
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,280
Know what I mean?
I'm so happy that you're happy.

674
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,400
That's what it's about.
It's about being out there.

675
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,120
I've opened my mind.
Do you wear knickers?

676
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,600
I do actually, yeah. Tell you what,

677
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,520
best thing I ever did
wearing women's clothes,

678
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,880
I would not change it for the world.
Funny thing is I just love the...

679
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,320
Safe. Safe.

680
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,720
Safe...

681
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,000
♪ That's how I roll

682
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,520
♪ If I'm shinin'
Everybody gonna shine... ♪

683
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,680
Oh, sorry.

684
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,280
Vinnie?
'Erin, I-I need...

685
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,800
'I need you to come to the shack.'
Why? What's happened? What's up?

686
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,400
I can't, cos I need to lock up
and take Tyler home.

687
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,720
Just, fuck...
Just come to the shack. I need yer.

688
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,200
'OK. Alright, I'm on my way.'

689
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,080
Sugs. How pissed are you?

690
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,160
What?
How pissed are you?

691
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,200
Fairly.

692
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,160
Right, do me a favour
and take Tyler home, yeah?!

693
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,320
Yeah.
Alright, thanks, mate. Thanks.

694
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,720
Tommo... lock up.

695
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,360
Did you see that?

696
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,080
Did you see
the way she speaks to me?

697
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,720
No. No. No. No. No.

698
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,720
I will be dragged
into the gates of Hades

699
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,120
before I do that wench's bidding.

700
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,480
Dido said it, right,
now I'm saying it,

701
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,160
"I will go down with this ship,

702
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,160
"I won't give myself up
and surrender."

703
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,560
Just lock the fucking club, Tom.

704
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,280
You've got to go.

705
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,120
I can't.
Vin, it's twenty miles away.

706
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,040
You need to see
if she's still there.

707
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,240
Why though?
Because she's your mum.

708
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,480
She's a mum who walked out on me.

709
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,840
She left me with an alcoholic man
for some fucking bloke she met.

710
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,960
That's not a mum.

711
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,240
I know, but you said that
she did have mental health issues.

712
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,960
I just can't believe it.

713
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,040
I can't believe she's back.

714
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,640
Working in a bar
20 minutes up the fucking road.

715
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,200
I'll come with you.

716
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,920
Thanks, but, no, I can't.
Vin, she's Tyler's grandma.

717
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,360
Yeah, and she lost the right to that
the moment she fucked off.

718
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,280
She walked out on her son.
She doesn't care.

719
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,920
Fuck. I've just never been able
to understand it my whole life.

720
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,200
Why she left.
People do, Vin.

721
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,800
People with problems
leave everyday...

722
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,760
..because they're so unhappy,

723
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,960
or they think
everybody's better off without them.

724
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,960
Maybe she's scared.

725
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,880
Maybe she wanted to come back
and she wanted to see you,

726
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,480
but she was, y'know,

727
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,080
she was worried
that you might hate her, reject her.

728
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,160
Maybe-maybe it breaks her heart,

729
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,600
but she's had to parcel it away,
y'know.

730
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,040
Vin, you don't know.

731
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,640
This has been hanging over you
since you were seven years old.

732
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,360
It's made you into the person
that you are.

733
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,040
It's meant that
you've never left this town.

734
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,280
I just don't wanna hate her.

735
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,360
I like her like this.

736
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,360
A lady in a photograph.

737
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,160
I'm not going.
You are.

738
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,760
Oh, fuck...

739
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,000
Oh, Jesus Christ, Cardi.

740
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,560
You're a fucking animal
with a scratcher.

741
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,240
Oh, fucking hell.

742
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,000
It's given me
the an awful horn though now, like.

743
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,800
What about we go for round two?
Yeah. No. D-definitely.

744
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,080
Can I just have t-t-two minutes
to reload?

745
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,600
Maybe we should watch
a bit of the old porn, you know,

746
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,680
get us back in the mood again.
Yeah, I've got the perfect thing.

747
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,080
Ah.
Oh, yeah.

748
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,120
Ah.
Do you like that?

749
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,320
I do.
Enjoying that?

750
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,360
I am.

751
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,400
From one porn actor to another,
happy wedding, Carol.

752
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,560
We love you.
Oh, that's lovely.

753
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Thanks.

754
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,960
Shall we crack on then?
- Go on.
- Right.

755
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,280
The Whole Of the Law ♪

756
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,520
♪ ...have the notion

757
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:55,520
♪ I could swim
The length of the ocean

758
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:01,400
♪ If I knew you were waiting for me

759
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:10,400
♪ I used to have the notion... ♪

760
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,680
Right, so we've passed two pubs
and a grotty wine bar,

761
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,400
if she is still working here,
odds are in our favour, aren't they.

762
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,400
What will I say to her?

763
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,720
This your mum?
Yeah.

764
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,320
You look like her.
Oh.

765
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,480
She's less bald.
Right.

766
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:34,640
I mean, to be fair,
that's a lady isn't it?! So...

767
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,200
My Auntie Jean's bald.

768
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,800
Alopecia.

769
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,360
On VE Day
we drew a Union Jack on it.

770
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,840
I've got a photo somewhere.

771
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,640
Get it out

772
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,840
No, sorry, not here.
She looks sort of familiar maybe,

773
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,920
but I don't really know her.
Alright, thanks anyway.

774
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,920
Alright, cocker.
Can I show you this photo here?

775
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,560
I'm looking for a lady.

776
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,720
So, her name's Andrea and
she'll be a lot older than that now.

777
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,120
But I think she worked
behind the bar at some point.

778
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,600
You don't recognise her, do yer?

779
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:12,360
There's, um,
there's a Cassandra, and a Maggie.

780
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:17,160
Hmm, do they look like this lady,
Cassandra or Maggie?

781
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,880
Not really.
OK, I'm sorry to have bothered you.

782
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:23,960
What can I get you?

783
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,720
Can we ask you
a quick question, please?

784
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,680
- Question?
- Yeah.
What am I, Tourist Information?

785
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,360
Buy a drink,
you can ask what you like.

786
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,160
Can we just have
two halves of lager then.

787
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,360
Halves, what are you, homosexual?

788
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,360
How does that make me a homosexual?
It's a known fact.

789
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,800
Just like they can't swim,
or shoot a firearm.

790
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,160
Can't play snooker,
they can't fix a moped,

791
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,160
they can't throw a frisbee...
Can't tame a unicorn!

792
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,640
They're fucking useless at it.

793
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,440
What a stupid fucking list,
you daft old bigot.

794
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,000
Get the fuck out.
I will do.

795
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,920
Alright. OK. We're going. Come on.
Hey, hey...

796
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,240
No, Vin...
Just-just let me...

797
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,680
I've just gotta ask him something.
I'm fucking fascinated.

798
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,320
I'll never understand it.
How does it affect yer?

799
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,520
One man sucking another man's dick?
Sucking another man's dick?

800
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,160
I'll suck your dick!
I'll bite the bastard thing off.

801
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,200
Pfft!

802
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,920
What a bizarre thing to say given
the conversation we've just had.

803
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,960
Show your face around here again
and I'll shove this up your arse!

804
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,120
And not in a good way.

805
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,400
There you go.

806
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,600
I've ordered us a bacon butty
as well.

807
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,160
Something to cheer us up.

808
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,760
Maybe she wasn't here long,

809
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,360
maybe she came back
then she moved away again.

810
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,360
Yeah, maybe.

811
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,840
We can keep looking for her.
Go from shop to shop. Ask everyone.

812
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,520
It dun't matter. Honestly.

813
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:50,880
Nothing'll ever hurt
as bad as when she left.

814
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,520
I had to protect myself. And I have.

815
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,200
I know.
I was just...

816
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,320
Fuck. I'm a dad, now. Grown ass man.

817
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,040
I have Tyler.

818
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,280
If he got hurt,
or I couldn't help...

819
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,600
..or if I could never
see him again...

820
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,840
..I think it'd probably
break me in half.

821
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,320
That's a lot of pressure that, Vin.

822
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,000
You know, of course
I don't wanna hurt you...

823
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,360
..but I can't promise
we're gonna be around forever.

824
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,080
You know the way I feel about you.

825
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,960
What about Samantha?

826
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,040
That thing
you whispered in my ear...

827
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,200
..before they put me in jail...

828
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,440
Number 12. You want sauce with them?

829
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,160
Oh, fuck.
Shit.

830
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,640
What?

831
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,120
Mum?
Andrea?

832
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,160
Yeah.

833
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,240
It's Vin. It's Vinnie.

834
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,760
Red, or brown.

835
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,800
No. No. No.
That's your son, that's Vinnie.

836
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,520
We've come looking for you.

837
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,440
There's free refills on the coffee.

838
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,800
Just stop a sec...
I-I-I did as I was told.

839
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,440
I stayed, but you didn't come back.

840
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,400
You've grown, haven't you.

841
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,440
Good looking.

842
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,640
I'll get the sauces.
Mum?

843
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,880
Vin, just give her a minute.
She's overwhelmed.

844
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,200
My heart's
beating out of my chest here.

845
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,880
Can you ask that lady to come back?
Please.

846
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,560
Can I just nip through?
It's private, mate.

847
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,040
I know, I'm really sorry.

848
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,200
Mum! Mum!

849
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,240
I stayed where you told me to stay.

850
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,360
I have a little boy.

851
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,400
He's called Tyler.

852
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,360
You alright, mate?
Yeah.

853
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,680
Does she have a family?

854
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,280
Husband. Step kid.

855
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,080
Is she happy?

856
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,880
Hard to tell. She...

857
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,360
does her work and goes home.

858
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,160
I'm sorry.

859
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,400
Did you speak to her?

860
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,360
Hm...
Yeah?

861
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,240
Where is she?

862
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,160
She's gone.

863
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,680
Where?

864
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,920
She just walked away.

865
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,640
That's twice now.

866
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,200
She's just a lady.

867
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,440
I'm so sorry, Vin.

868
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,680
It's OK.

869
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,040
Let's go home.

870
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:37,120
One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong ♪

871
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,120
Alright, Vinnie.
Hey up, Pat.

872
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,760
Fancy a brew, lads?
Go on.

873
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,480
Lovely.
Thank you, Aunty.

874
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,800
I am sorry
you never got to meet him.

875
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,240
Your real dad.

876
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,960
At least now I know.
At least now I've got a name.

877
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,160
She did love him...

878
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,680
..y'know?

879
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,720
You'd have been
born out of love there.

880
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,840
And some great fucking sex
apparently.

881
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,320
Ah...

882
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000
♪It's A Motherfucker ♪

883
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,040
Does this make us brothers?

884
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,720
Yeah.

885
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,800
Sure it does, mate.

886
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:01,280
♪ And I won't ever be the same

887
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:09,320
♪ It's a motherfucker

888
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,800
♪ Getting through a Sunday

889
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,280
♪ Talking to the walls
Just me again

890
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,280
♪ But I won't ever be... ♪

891
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,200
Three Eyed Pete's barge
here we come!

892
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,080
I'm sorry.
Don't be silly.

893
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:33,280
♪ I won't ever be the same. ♪

894
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,640
You alright, man?
Yeah.

895
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,640
Christ, they're funny, aren't they.

896
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,480
Y'know, what's a bloody family
anyway?

897
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,200
It's just a name
you call all the people around you.

898
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,480
This is my family here.

899
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,680
You.

900
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,480
That little lad.

901
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,360
You're the ones that cheer me up
when I'm sad.

902
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,520
You're the ones who put a smile
on my face when I feel like shit.

903
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,560
Y'know?

904
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,600
And fuck, man, the rest is just...
It's just the past.

905
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,160
Daddy.

906
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,520
Uncle Daddy, grr, and Uncle Dylan.

907
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,840
Give him a smooch. Oh!

908
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,560
Give me a smooch. Oh!

909
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,280
Have a great time!

910
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,360
Fuck his brains out.

911
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,920
Shouldn't take too long.

912
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,320
As you can see,
the safe is no longer here.

913
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,360
He said, "You do that,
otherwise I'll hurt your sister."

914
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,760
Argh!
Who?

915
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,800
Keithy.

916
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,600
He's dead as a fuckin doornail.

917
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,680
He's over near the b-big tree.

918
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,880
The police could be banging
on that fucking door any second.

919
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,680
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