1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,720 The following program contains strong language, violence, 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,200 and adult humour from the start. 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,720 Now I am not going to get cross with you. Alright? 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,600 Just tell me how it went so badly wrong. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,760 I don't know Vincent, I don't fucking know. 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,240 I thought we had pulled it off. All I know is I am supposed 7 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,920 to lose the race and guess what, I lost the fucking race. 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,080 Just in a slightly different way to what we had anticipated... 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,280 Simple, wasn't it? Was it not a simple plan? 10 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,720 You grab the jockey that's riding the favourite... 11 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,280 Switch it out with knobhead... 12 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,560 He fucks the race up and loses. 13 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,360 Gerry's horse comes in and we all get paid. 14 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,880 Tell me how you ballsed it up. 15 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,360 I'll tell you where it happened. This prick here 16 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,560 and his inherit sizeist attitude... 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,640 Get to fuck. Ashley Dennings? 18 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,880 What? All I said was that the jockeys, all look the same... 19 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,080 Oh, there we go. Prejudice raises its ugly head! 20 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,440 And he's branding me a sizeist. 21 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,880 They fucking do all look the same - in their matching satin outfits. 22 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,240 All walking one by one with each other like a little 23 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,440 vindictive fairy tale... Rude! 24 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,480 I'm sorry. I grabbed the wrong fucking jockey. 25 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,840 It wasn't just the wrong jockey - you grabbed the jockey we 26 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,680 wanted to win the race and you left the favourite to win it. 27 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,160 Knobhead on Gerry's horse. 28 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,240 Go on Tommo! 29 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,040 Where the fuck is he? Where is he? 30 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,720 I never said I could ride a horse. That was you lot, 31 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,640 and your nasty little assumptions based on, 32 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,720 thank you very much, my diminutive stature. 33 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,280 They have chimps riding horses in the circus. 34 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,960 We shoulda just got a chimp. Dickhead. 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,440 It wouldn't have made a fucking difference, you... 36 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,360 you got on the wrong fucking horse is what you did alright?! 37 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,640 You cost Gerry sixteen grand. F-ffuck. 38 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,680 It's a lot of money. Fuck's sake, now we owe him sixteen grand... 39 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,480 Y'know what I am saying?! It's our balls up. 40 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,400 Again! 41 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,040 Fiddly dee, I wonder who this could be?! 42 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,040 Erin... It's fucking Gerry you knobend. 43 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,080 121 missed calls. 44 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,120 Fuck me! 45 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,320 Vin... 46 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,600 Sorry we're full up today so if you can just go down the other end- 47 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,480 Alright love, I am getting it. 48 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,240 I said I'll get it, so I'll get it. 49 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,000 Honestly, what are you stressing about? 50 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,800 I'll tell you why I'm stressing. 51 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,640 There's gonna be twenty five sugared up eight year olds running riot 52 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:55,400 round here in less than four hours' time along with their mega snobby 53 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,920 nosey mothers who'd love nothing more than me to fuck this up. 54 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,640 Oh and on top of that, on top of that I'm meant to be 55 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,280 relaunching a club and I've found out the flyers haven't been 56 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,160 handed out, which means we are going to have no fucking customers- 57 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,880 Right, where do you want me? What can I do? 58 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:10,920 Hang on. 59 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:17,080 Excuse me, out boys, thank you... 60 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,040 No chance. 61 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,360 Mate, it's a kid's party not some stag do in the 'dam. 62 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,400 Go on. 63 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,120 Oh, it's getting worse. Go on. 64 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,360 Stop making words for a second... Cos I am here, 65 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,040 and I am looking at the cake right now. Jesus, they are brilliant aren't they... 66 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,600 Are ya? Yeah, they are amazing at what they can do. Look at that... 67 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,200 They've spelt everything correctly? 68 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,280 Fucking hilarious, y'know I am bad with reading stuff... 69 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,480 What is it supposed to say? 70 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,440 It says 'Vinnie you're having a fucking laugh if you think I'm that daft'. 71 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,840 That's a lot to fit on one cake innit. 72 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,320 Just get the cake here, pronto. Right, don't let me down Vin... 73 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,680 I won't let you down, when have I ev- She's gone. 74 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:55,960 She's just gone. 75 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:01,840 Oh yeah, shit... Have that... 76 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,520 JJ? Vincent? 77 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,680 Are you still after a Rolls, you? 78 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,360 Yeah. What's the condition? 79 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,800 It's mint. Classic. Deep blue. 80 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,600 91 plate... Yeah. How about the interior? 81 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,640 Cream leather. 82 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,720 Oh, my flipping God, yeah, yeah, get it, get it. 83 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,320 Get it? Oh! 84 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,160 Oi listen. Drive carefully right and don't do anything stupid like taking 85 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,000 any of them lot for a ride in it. Oi, knobhead, you are on speaker phone. 86 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,960 Good. Well flipping well make sure none of you chimps touch anything. 87 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,760 And that is especially you, Tommo, with your dangly little legs 88 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,880 and dirty size four shoes. They are size six. 89 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:37,680 Scratch it and I'll scratch you. Comprendez? 90 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,320 Com... Com... Completely. 91 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,640 Vin, can we stop for chips? No, we can't stop for chips. 92 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,360 Why not? Cos we've got to drop this off haven't we? 93 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,640 What? Here yar- Sorry, how do we get bluetooth on? 94 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:52,600 Menu, settings, bluetooth. 95 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,440 Why do you need the bluetooth? Chips afterwards, how's that? 96 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,000 But it's on the way... Never mind if it's on the way... 97 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:04,200 Where are you... No. Come back here you bastards! 98 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,400 Oh fuck. What's going on? 99 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,000 Cream donut. Cream donut, where did you get a cream donut? 100 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,520 Had it on me. What, in your pocket? 101 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,600 Yeah? Oh, Christ. Asked you to keep your eye on him, it's a posh car y'know. 102 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,880 JJ's been after one of these for fucking ages. 103 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,600 Honestly this could sort us out y'know, set us straight with 104 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,560 Gerry and that. I am gonna bell that twat. 105 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,120 Now then Gerry love- You've got some neck phoning me, you balding little prick. 106 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,640 H- way now, come on... 107 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,960 Give me a chance to say, I'm going to sort your money out. 108 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,680 I can get you a chunk of it today Gez. 109 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,000 It's too late for that, Vinnie. What? 110 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,840 I've sold the debt on. What? 111 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,360 I've cut my losses and I've sold the debt. 112 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,760 You no longer owe me the sixteen g's. 113 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,240 Fuck dude, who've you sold it to then? 114 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,720 The MacDonaghs. Oh fuck off. 115 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,160 You fucking could've given me some time there! 116 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,440 You've had time. Plenty of it. 117 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,560 You dodged all my calls and showed me no courtesy. 118 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,200 You forced my hand, Vinnie. You know what they are like. 119 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,640 They are nutcases. 120 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,880 My advice to you is settle the debt with them lunatics before the 121 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,760 interest starts piling up and spiralling out of control. 122 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,440 Fuck me. The MacDonaghs? 123 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,720 Devon Lewis owed them a grand six months ago, now it's twelve. 124 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,920 He's a fucking window cleaner, how's he gonna pay them back? Especially with two broken ankles. 125 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:34,080 MacDonaghs nicked his ladder when he was doing a third-floor window. Fuck me, that's all I need innit. 126 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,160 How are you now? 127 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,400 What? 128 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,160 How? Don't rip the piss of us... 129 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,880 Grand, yeah, we're on the way. We're on the way... 130 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,440 What's going on? It's me Uncle Francis. He wants to see you. 131 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,600 What's Uncle Francis want to see me for dude? He doesn't like me at all. 132 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,880 Something's happened to Doolan. He's not got engaged again, has he? 133 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,680 He's been kidnapped. 134 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,320 He went out yesterday morning, the last thing he said to me was 135 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,680 'I love you, Mammie. 136 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:22,840 I'll see youse in a bit' but then he never came back. 137 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,880 Don't worry Clodagh. Doolan'll be back, you'll see him back in one piece real soon. 138 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:30,840 Happen he got lost or y'know... Or engaged again? 139 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,160 He likes getting engaged. That's true. 140 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:37,920 He's romantic like that. Sixteen engagements is beyond romantic. It's pathological. 141 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,880 Don't you feckin talk ill of your poor brother, not while he's 142 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,160 in his hour of need. 143 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,400 I mean do we know who's taken him? Stupid fucking question. 144 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,040 The list's as long as your arm. 145 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,000 Take your pick from any of sixteen jilted brides 146 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,080 or their humiliated fathers for starters. 147 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,720 That fella he fell out with over the whole business with the weasels and the caravan? 148 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,120 Yeah... 149 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,920 They after sending a note. 150 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,280 Ta. 151 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,040 'Give us twenty grand, 152 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,480 Or Doolan get... 153 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,680 Get sit.' 154 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,920 'Doolan gets it'. Get's it, yeah. 155 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,760 'Nockops'? Nockops? Dyl... Nockops, what does that say? 156 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,840 'No cops'. No cops- Christ... 157 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,520 Or funny 'bus in ass'? 158 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,800 Business. 'Or we'll do him in. Send a gadjo with...' 159 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,400 Fucking hell, 'We'll be in touch' Gadjo? 160 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,520 Yeah, a fucking gadjo... 161 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:37,200 What's a fuckin Gadjo? Youse. Youse are fuckin gadjos. 162 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,040 I'm a gadjo? You're a gadjo. 163 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,760 And I'm a gadjo am I? That there is a term for a non-gypsy. 164 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,120 Just say that then... 165 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,800 You're the only gadjo we can trust. 166 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,960 And the only one we know. 167 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:55,160 And some random gadjo might not appreciate what would happen to him if he crossed us. 168 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,240 You, you fucking know. 169 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:02,400 They sent a burner phone and said they'll ring today so keep it on. 170 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,840 And if you miss it, on your fucking head be it. 171 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,560 Franny, is there not someone who's a bit more suited to this? 172 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,840 I am just very thin man and... You won't let us down Vinnie, 173 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,400 It's a big old responsibility though this, y'know? 174 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,200 And I don't want to be late for picking up this cake later... 175 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,120 I fecking told you, he's a waste of fecking space. 176 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,560 We are asking you to save a man's life here and you are pissing 177 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,200 and shiteing on about cake. I'll do it. I'll do it. 178 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,920 Too fucking right you will, boy. 179 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,400 Ta... 180 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,280 Twenty grand. No funny business. They call. 181 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,400 You go straight down to the drop off point and leave it exactly where they tell you to. Done. 182 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,880 We're counting on you to get him back for us, Vinnie. 183 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,960 Erin. "Where the fuck are you? We are open tonight" - Fuck you. 184 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,360 What's that about? Fuck her. 185 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,520 Thinks she can demote me from my own club and expect me to dance to her tune? 186 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,840 No thank you very much sunshine... I made that place what it is right? 187 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,040 And so help me God, 188 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,040 I will turn up whenever the fuck I want too. 189 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,360 I think that is why that place is what it is, Tommo. 190 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,800 Fuck off. 191 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:25,200 Tyler's birthday innit, yeah? How old's he turning? 192 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,880 Twelve, thirteen? Really? 193 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,560 Summat like that... 194 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,640 Seven. He's seven-year-old. 195 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,000 He's turning eight. 196 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,560 I suppose you don't see him much anymore do you Dyl? 197 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,320 It's funny isn't it, how things change cos you used to be 198 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,640 with Erin and be Tyler's dad. 199 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:45,280 And now Vin is Tyler's dad and you ain't got anyone. 200 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:49,320 Yeah. What do you reckon, Cardi? Think I might have fucked my life up? 201 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:54,000 Yeah, but you know if it weren't for second chances, Dyl, we'd all be alone. 202 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:57,360 I have got it. I got Tyler's cake. Have they rang? 203 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,120 Defend that with your life. What-? Got it? 204 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,080 Yes. Get both phones on, get them on bluetooth... 205 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,640 Dyl, just check it is on... I just checked it two minutes ago when you asked me then. 206 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,080 It's on. Is it on silent-? 207 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,320 It's not on fuckin silent. Will you relax. 208 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,720 Fuck me, Francis really fucking puts you on edge. 209 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,720 He does yeah, and I swear to God, I just... 210 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,320 I don't know what I do to get on his tits, since I have been a 211 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,200 little lad, he's always hated me, hasn't he? 212 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,280 Hateful man. Hates everyone. He's never liked me. 213 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,160 He's only ponying up for Doolan's ransom because my Nan made him, 214 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,960 like forced him to literally do it like... 215 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:31,720 Hang on. Maybe there's a way of making this worth our while. 216 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,840 Go on? What I am thinking is this. 217 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:37,280 We swap out the ransom money, we stake out the drop spot, 218 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:42,000 we follow the kidnappers, we rescue Doolan of course and keep the money for ourselves. 219 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,760 We still have enough to pay off the MacDonaghs and we keep a cheeky four grand afterwards. 220 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,080 How's about that? We are not doing that. 221 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,880 Franny is a grade A lunatic. 222 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,280 He is a nuclear weapon, he's just looking for a reason to 223 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:57,200 go off, there's no way on God's green earth I am piss farting around with his dollar. 224 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:01,440 We are doing this by the book boys. We are gonna go to the kidnappers, we are gonna drop that money off. 225 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:05,680 Save Doolan. Be bloody heroes and off we go to Tyler's birthday party 226 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,400 with his lovely cake. Grand. Thank you. 227 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,200 Thomas. Okay, fair enough then. 228 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,480 And we need fuel. 229 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,440 Right, you, Are you gonna be a good lad and hang on in there? 230 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,680 Yeah. Yeah. Do you want anything? 231 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,880 No, I'm good. I'm cutting down actually. 232 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,240 Carol's got me on these diet pills. I haven't had a poo in three days so. 233 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,840 I don't think that's good though Cardi, not pooing in 3 days. 234 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,880 I'll take that with me actually. Just remove temptation. 235 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,680 Dude, I am not going to eat Tyler's b-birthday cake. 236 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,600 It's important. You guard that ransom. 237 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,800 Oh. 238 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400 Oh no. 239 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800 Oh Christ... 240 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,120 If I was looking at doing a ransom drop off, I'd be thinking about here, Coldwell Caverns. 241 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,680 No, you need to think escape routes. 242 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,240 Coldwell Caverns is full of shitty back lanes, too easy to block. 243 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,960 They're going to be looking for access to a motorway where they can just disappear. 244 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,400 Or a helipad. 245 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,040 What about that forest we used to piss around in? 246 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,800 I wouldn't go in there for a minute. 247 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,240 Wilton fucking Forest? There’s loads of options there. Perfect for a ransom drop. 248 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,560 That's a bridal path. What, for weddings? 249 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,360 For horses, Cardi... 250 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,360 Oh fuck, what are you doing here? 251 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,680 What are you doing here? I went for a poo. 252 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,640 Oh my god the 20 grand. CARDI! 253 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,040 Jesus Christ. 254 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,360 Give me the cake. 255 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,960 Fucking farmers, shit! Mother fucker. 256 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,720 Oh. Hey. Hey. One job. One fucking job. 257 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,520 Oh fuck me, it's ringing. Ringing. Ringing. 258 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,880 Hello? Bring the money to Stenner Bluff in one hour. 259 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:40,040 Follow the path down from the visitor's car park. 260 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,520 Can we just... just- Can we just shove this bitch back by an hour? 261 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:47,880 It's dinner time. Me mate has got glands, he's low blood pressure stuff... 262 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,280 Be there with the money as instructed or we burn the gypsy to death. 263 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,760 Fuck. All good yeah. 264 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,800 Not good, no. We need to get the money to them pronto or they are gonna burn Doolan to death. 265 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,240 Oh, for Jesus' sake lads. 266 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,160 Right. We need a motor. Now. We need a motor now. 267 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,080 Come on then think then! JJ! Fucking JJ. 268 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,480 JJ! 269 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,640 JJ! Oh thank fuck. 270 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,720 JJ, we need a motor fucking pronto. 271 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,400 Why? I mean what could you possibly need a motor for? 272 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,720 What the fuck does it matter JJ? My Uncle Doolan's life is on the fucking line. 273 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,120 We lost the Roll's man, come on. 274 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,920 Oh, okay well y'know actually, don't worry about that because the 275 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,240 client has now changed his mind. JJ! We need a motor dude, now! 276 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,360 I haven't got one. What's that under there? 277 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,680 Nothing. What the fuck is that under there? 278 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,840 You are up to some shit! No. Get hold of it. 279 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,440 Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin! No. 280 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,040 Fucking hell. Shit! 281 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,720 Motherfucker. 282 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,720 You better have a fucking good explanation for this pally boy. 283 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,760 Just calm down alright because this is not what it seems. 284 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,200 Is it not?! Fucking bag's gone. 285 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,920 What bag? The bag that was in the car when it got stolen! 286 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,560 Where is it? How's this ended up in here JJ? 287 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,800 It doesn't make any fucking sense, at all this. 288 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,960 Unless, are you... 289 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Are you seeing other car thieves? 290 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,600 What the fuck are you on about, that is fucking crazy? I am off. 291 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,440 Crazy is it? Explain yourself... Now! 292 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,320 Come on. 293 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,680 I wasn't looking for anyone else alright? They came to me! 294 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,800 To begin with. These two fucking young joyriders. 295 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,160 They had this car, and they wanted to know if I'd take it. 296 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,360 And I said I don't need it. I told them I had a guy that sorts me out. 297 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,360 But then they just offered it to me for next to nothing and... 298 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,040 I don't know, y'know, maybe I was flattered. Oh! 299 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,960 A few weeks went past and I saw them again. 300 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,680 Fuck's sake. Unbelievable. They were in an A80 with alloys. 301 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,520 I know I fucked up. 302 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,960 Alright. But it was just meant to be like casual and easy. 303 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,960 Just a bit of fun. Like it used to be with us. 304 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,200 Dude, we need to get going. Son of a bitch. I want fucking names, now! 305 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,600 What? I can't give names out. My reputation would be shot if I gave up my suppliers. 306 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,880 So there fucking are others? That's it! 307 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,680 What are you doing? I am not even involved. 308 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,840 Get the cleaners in on Monday then shall I? 309 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,080 I'm gonna fucking kill a fish. Hey. Hey. Hey. Vin. Vin. 310 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,200 Don't you fucking touch my fish. 311 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,520 Shit Put that in your mouth. 312 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,320 Tommo. Don't you fucking touch that fish. 313 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,960 Get this in your fucking mouth, come on. What? 314 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,960 Put the fish in your mouth. 315 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,720 If he doesn't give us any names, chomp the shit out of it. 316 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,720 Can't sweetheart, I'm allergic. To goldfish? 317 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,000 To seafood. 318 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,640 To fucking seafood, since when? Since birth? 319 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,240 Is that a thing? Yeah. Yeah. 320 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,160 I had no idea. Put that in your mouth. 321 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,160 W-W-W-What's it taste like? Like fucking doner meat. It's a fish innit. Yer knobhead. 322 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,120 I warned you. I fucking warned you. 323 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,760 Have you just swallowed the whole fucking thing? 324 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,280 No! Yeah. No. I can't help it. It's like chewing gum. 325 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,480 It just goes straight down. 326 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,800 What the fuck? Right, I am gonna kill em all. Fucking take it! 327 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,920 Alright! Alright, I'll tell you. I'll tell you Vin! Vin! 328 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,040 Right. It is going down like Chinatown. 329 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,520 We are getting the twenty grand back. 330 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,840 Dude! Hey! Who are these fellas, Vin? 331 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,160 Have you ever heard of them? What if they're tooled up? 332 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,560 We've got 23 minutes before they burn Doolan man. 333 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,880 We haven't got time to think. Ashley, do the door. 334 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,440 Get in here! 335 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,640 Who the fuck are you? 336 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,280 You fucking turd. You Kaden or Reece Williams are yer? 337 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,360 Hey? You fucking are you pair of twats. 338 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,640 That's mine you mother fuckers. 339 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,680 Is this what they teach you at school is it? Dyl. Mind the cake! 340 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,720 Is this what they teach you? Fucking robbing cars and bloody nicking cash and that? 341 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,160 Don't go to fuckin school. Fucking mind your language. 342 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,760 Hey, have some fucking respect for your bloody elders is what you should do. 343 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,840 What for? Because! We've been in wars for you pal. 344 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,840 What for? To make you free. 345 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,720 What for? I'll tell you what for. 346 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,480 So, you can piss fart around on your xbox... Smoking fucking weed. 347 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:08,040 And platting your hair. Alright? What would your fucking mam have to say about all this? 348 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,920 Mam? What? 349 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,000 Some knobhead wants to know what you think about summat. 350 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,480 Who the fuck has done that to my door? Who is this lot? 351 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,080 Is this your mam? Mmhm. 352 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,960 She’s a fucking midget. Go ahead! 353 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,320 Who are you? I'll tell you who the fuck I am. 354 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:28,000 Madam. I am concerned standing up- Up-standing. 355 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,040 Fucking- up-standing citizen who, just this morning, 356 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:35,280 had his motor vehicle misappropriated by these two fuckwits here. 357 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,040 And I am telling you now, 358 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,160 they are on a one track path to recinnivism. Eh? 359 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,880 If they continue down this route. And not change their ways. 360 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:49,560 Shut it, nonce. What are you doing noncing round my kids for? 361 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,400 Fucking receding hairline twat. Oh yer fucker. 362 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,320 Yer a fucking receding hairline. Dyl? Dyl? 363 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,200 Eighteen thousand, eight hundred. It's short by twelve hundred. 364 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,520 How the fuck have you spent twelve hundred quid already? 365 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:06,880 Oi you fucker! Bought summat off Paul the burglar. 366 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,880 What the fuck could've been worth twelve hundred quid off that knobhead? 367 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:15,120 Arghhhh! Jesus fuck! 368 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,160 Boa constrictor. Twelve hundred quid. 369 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,480 Wanker! 370 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,800 Why is it yellow dude? 371 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,240 We're meant to be there now. 372 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,800 I fucking know that I'm doing my best. 373 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,960 What are we going to do about the missing cash? Write 'em an IOU. 374 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,920 Fucking IOU, yeah let's do that. Let's do that. 375 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,720 "Dear Mr Kidnapper, due to circumstances beyond 376 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,360 our control, and some shite parenting locally, y'know, 377 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,920 we have lost twelve hundred quid." 378 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,240 Fuck me. I don't fucking know, dude. 379 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,160 Oh shit. Hang on. Hang on. 380 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,920 Hello? Is that little shit Tommo with you? 381 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,680 He's deliberately trying to sabotage tonight, he's not handed out 382 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,040 any of the flyers I had made up, no, no, no, he's just dumped them 383 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,120 in a bin. Oh he is a fucking nightmare. 384 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,120 I have been looking for him all morning. It's a terrible line this Erin. 385 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,520 Vin? 386 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,040 Vinnie? Vin? Fuck. 387 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,480 Think she believed that? Did she fuck. No. It was dog shit. 388 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,320 Oh shit she's ringing back. Shh. Sorry Erin, I am sorry love, we are just in the middle 389 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,760 of something. But he is, he is a peevish little shit... 390 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,400 Are you at the location? 391 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,400 Sorry mate, could you just say that one more time. We are on a bit of a bad line here. 392 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,040 Are. You. At. The. Location? 393 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:35,040 Am I there? Am I at the loca...? Are you, are you at the location? 394 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,320 I am not seeing you here pal! 395 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,760 Do you see the boulder with a blue cross on it? 396 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,920 Do I see... the boulder with a blue...? I can't just now... 397 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,120 I might be facing the wrong way here. 398 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,000 So. I'll spin it r- You're not there, are you? 399 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,360 No. No. Two minutes away. Two fucking minutes. 400 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 Listen to me- 401 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,240 Fuck. Shit! Fuck. 402 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,360 That's it then lads, we killed Doolan. 403 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,120 Why? I'm just saying what we're all thinking. 404 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,240 What we gonna do now? Ring Francis. 405 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,680 Fuck that. I ain't ringing Francis. What the fuck else are we 406 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,960 supposed to do then, Vin? We'll take the money to the, to the boulder with the fucking x. 407 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,360 I don't fucking know Ashley. I am sorry love. 408 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,080 We have got to do something. He is family. 409 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,680 Oh shush. Shush. 410 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,600 Shush... Hello? You've got twenty minutes to leave the money behind the boulder 411 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,520 with a blue cross in the park. 412 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,400 If it is not there, then the gypsy will burn. 413 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,560 Absolutely mate. I will see you in a bit yeah. 414 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,120 'See you in a bit'? What? 415 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,800 It seems like a funny thing to be saying to a fucking kidnapper. 416 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,600 Well.. What the fu... Stop being predantic, you dickhead... 417 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,200 Stop- It's pedantic. Pedantic... 418 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,720 Fuck! Fuck! What? 419 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,360 How did it escape? 420 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,560 Oh shit! I thought you'd put it in the boot. 421 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,560 Keep that thing away from me dude, for fuck- Why isn't is in the boot? 422 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,680 Chill out. It won't do anything unless it's upset. 423 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,520 You chill out, they eat things my size. 424 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,920 It's a boa constrictor, I seen one like it on YouTube the other day. 425 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,600 I don't give a fuck what breed it is, just get it off me. It likes you, honestly. 426 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,880 Fucking hell Shit. 427 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,920 Fuck dude. Everyone alright? 428 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,040 Yeah... Who was coming round that corner? 429 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,960 Who is it? Oh, fuck. 430 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,240 It’s the MacDonaghs. 431 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,000 Come on, we are going to have to get out boys. Fuck me. 432 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:23,480 Yer alright Barry? Is that Davey as well? 433 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,760 Vincent. Yer alright? 434 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,040 How's your dad doing? 435 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,400 He's alright, thanks for asking. Still drinking a bit like. 436 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,000 Nice Rolls. 437 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,520 Ta... 438 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,200 Saved us a trip to come and see you about this money you owed Gerry. 439 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,800 That's our debt now, you know. 440 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,760 And I will not mess you around on that one. 441 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:48,360 Y'know I had only just, just about an hour ago found out about that... 442 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400 Davey? 443 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,840 How much is here sunshine? Eighteen thousand, eight hundred. 444 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,800 Don't take it. Davey. Davey. Listen, we're on a life-or-death mission. 445 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,240 We really need that money man. 446 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,520 We all do, Vincent. Eighteen thousand eight hundred? 447 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,920 So there's sixteen to cover Gerry's loss and then there's the interest on top. 448 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,000 Interest? It's only been a day. 449 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,840 Interest at a grand a day, and then there's the damage to our vehicle 450 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:18,560 and our Barry's personal injury claim to take into consideration. 451 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,120 I'm going to require significant recompense for injuries 452 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,920 sustained, both physical and emotional, in this crash. 453 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,320 We'll be in touch. 454 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,040 Oh. Oh. Hey. Hey. I've got a, I've got a twelve hundred quids worth of 455 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,360 Boa Constrictor, in fucking mint condition lads...? 456 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,160 No, you haven't. He's fucked off an'all. 457 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,600 Fuck dude! Well that's you that is. 458 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,200 You were fucking terrified of it five minutes ago. You fucking- 459 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,200 Get out of it! 460 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,360 Get in the car will you?! 461 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,000 Fuck sake dude! 462 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,520 You had one fucking job to look after the snake. 463 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,560 Fuck! 464 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,560 Oi! Where the fuck is he? 465 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,840 Where the fuck is he?! 466 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,080 Will this un do? Come on, just hurry up. 467 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,760 Dude, we're pushing it now, come on. 468 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,000 I fucking know Dyldo. I'll get us there. 469 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,440 Why is that on fire? Shit. 470 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,120 Cardi, get in the fucking car. What took you so long?. 471 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,960 I had to have a sandwich. 472 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,280 Put the radio on... 473 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,280 We are going to be late now, what took you so long? 474 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,040 Couldn't find the walkie talkies. 475 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,160 Yeah? Fuck me, you found that though, didn't you?! 476 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,520 What? A great big sandwich. 477 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,920 We're on a life or death mission where every second counts. 478 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,880 It's Tyler's birthday. A man's about to die. 479 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,560 And you stopped and made a butty. 480 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,520 Not... This was on the side, from yesterday. 481 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,640 You don't even believe that Cardi. 482 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,040 Looks full but it feels like there's nothing in it. 483 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,040 It weighs fuck all. How much would twenty grand weigh? 484 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,680 A twenty pound note weighs one gram, so fucking... Two kilos? 485 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,160 That sounds about right. We need to pop more in this then. 486 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,240 Right, a full one of those will be almost two kilos. 487 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,000 What? No. Hey Dyldo. 488 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,760 Don't weigh it down with piss dude! Have you got a better idea? 489 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,200 Use a fucking book or summat like that. Have you got a book? 490 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,160 No. 491 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,400 Just give me two seconds. 492 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,440 I am ready to go. 493 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,040 Are you circumcised? Yeah. 494 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,560 It might just be a splutter cos I don't need to go proper. 495 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,440 Oh Jesus, the size of his penis. Awful isn't it. 496 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,480 That's all I have there now. Go on Tom. 497 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,000 Can we try not bump around so much. What do you want me to fucking do, get us there on 498 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,840 time or gentle? Y'know what I mean?! 499 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:34,040 Fuck my life. Right, there you go, that's it. That's all you got. 500 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,680 Careful Cardi now cos that's almost full. 501 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,360 Well pour some out then before he starts. 502 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,760 I've started now. He's started now. 503 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,280 You better start pulling up, Cardi. 504 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,360 It's going to overrun, Cardi. I can't stop. Oh speed bump. 505 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,800 Argghh. You splashed piss on me you prick. 506 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,600 Sorry, the bottle's heavy, can you hold it? 507 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,440 I'm not touching it you've pissed all over it. I can't, the bottle- 508 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,120 I've got piss on me hands... The bottle's all slippery. 509 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,840 Oh fuck. Protect that cake dude. Fuck! 510 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,520 It's in my eyes. I've got your fucking piss in my eyes. 511 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,440 I just got a gobful Cardi. 512 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,760 Four minutes to go and we're at least eight minutes away. 513 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,880 I've got other people piss all over me fucking trousers... 514 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,320 What the fuck is he doing now? 515 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:19,840 Me pants are fucking- Ah shit, me fucking pants. Me pants have gone. 516 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,480 Vin turn round. Turn around Vin, me pants. 517 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,480 Right, is everyone in position and receiving? Over. 518 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,640 I'm standing here by the massive statue 519 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:42,360 Oh God. Lads, stop talking at the same time and say 'over' when you're finished. 520 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,560 Over. 521 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,760 Ashley are you in position and receiving. Over? 522 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,840 Receiving. Receiving. Over. 523 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,320 Thomas, are you in position and receiving? Over? 524 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,480 Everything tickety-boo, over. 525 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,360 For fuck's sake, Tom. 526 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,800 Fuck mate, I am sitting having a fag. 527 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,880 I'm blending in aren't I? That's what people do. 528 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,640 Useless dickhead. You didn't say 'over'. Over. 529 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,840 Cardi, are you in position and receiving, over? 530 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,160 Where the fuck...? 531 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,360 Cardi, are you in posit- where the fuck's he now? 532 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,560 I don't believe this. He's over at the fucking ice cream truck, over. 533 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:21,040 Look at him, Fucking hell. He's not even got his radio on. 534 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,960 Listen, can none of you pay attention longer than five bleeding minutes lads? 535 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,840 Hey. Hey. Quiet. Vehicle approaching the drop off from the west. Over. 536 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,920 Ooh... Which way's west, over? 537 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,080 No, never mind. False alarm. 538 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,400 They turned off. Over. Oh Fuck. 539 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,360 You're supposed to say over. Over. 540 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,400 Look! Squirrel! Squirrel! Look! 541 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,240 Calm down will you, there are squirrels all over the fucking place. 542 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,560 I mean, have we just given up saying 'over' then have we? Over. 543 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,640 Fucking. Giant. Squirrel. Over. 544 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,560 What the fuck are you talking about? Ooh. Ooh. 545 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,200 Holy fucking shit, where the hell did he come from? 546 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,080 Jesus H Christ I see him. 547 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,680 You are fucking getting on me tits. 548 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,120 There is no such thing as giant squirrels. Ooof! 549 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,680 He's got it. He's fucking got it. 550 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,200 Fucking stop that squirrel. 551 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,120 Oh fuck. Fucker! 552 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160 Fuck! 553 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,400 Get the squirrel! 554 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,320 Fuck you squirrel! Fuck! 555 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,600 You not answering that? 556 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,080 No. 557 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,000 Is it Francis? 558 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,720 Yeah. 559 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,560 Y'know there's a chance they might not actually like really kill Doolan. 560 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,920 Are you fucking mad? 561 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:08,640 We've just sent his kidnappers two litres of dehydrated piss. Y'know. 562 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,640 I think they are going to be fuming, taking it 563 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,920 out on poor Doolan right now. 564 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:18,040 Poor sod'll be burnt to crisp by now won't he?! Crispy Gypsy. 565 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,120 Fuck's sake Tommo. What is your problem sunshine? 566 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,480 I am just saying what we are all thinking aren't I? 567 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:30,280 I remember when err Doolan got engaged to Lorraine Hennessy, 568 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,240 two weeks after he'd got engaged to Sharon Hennessy. 569 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,960 He had a set of bollocks on him, didn't he?! 570 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,520 I'll have a double Hennessy please. 571 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,760 He was a hopeless romantic. He just fell in love too easy was all. 572 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,320 That lad fucking loved getting engaged. 573 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,960 Unbelievable parties. 574 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,320 We could just like, ask him where he has taken the money. 575 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,600 Lord Fire... Who? 576 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,960 The squirrel? And how the fuck are we gonna do that? 577 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,200 We could pop down to the takeaway y'know and ask 578 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,720 'where did you take the money'. 579 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,680 Christ Cardi, you pick your moments to be useful you, don't yer?! 580 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,680 Here we go. 581 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,720 Go on Ashley. 582 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,920 Please, god, take it! Shut the fuck up dude. 583 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,960 Where's Doo... 584 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,400 Take that thing off him, it's weird... 585 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,680 Look at me. Fucking squirrel, where's Doolan? 586 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,440 Who? 587 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,640 Doolan. Do what? I don't... 588 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,880 Not fucking do what or doo wap... 589 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,360 Doolan. I know you fucking kidnapped him. 590 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,080 I saw you take the bag. Fucking squirrel. 591 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,120 What? Yeah. 592 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,200 No. Some Hillbilly said he'd give us a hundred quid if I went and 593 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,560 picked it up for him. 594 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,840 I'm sorry, we are being a bit rough with you. He is a sweet lad. Just a squirrel. 595 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,840 Sweetheart, listen to me. Listen to me now. Settle down. 596 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,280 What did the hillbilly look like? 597 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,760 I never seen his face, he just calls in orders and 598 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,520 tells us to leave food at the gate to his fucking creepy 599 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,200 hillbilly place out past Joshi's Moor. Joshi's Moor. 600 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,960 Good lad. Right. Where the fuck is Joshi's Moor? Is it Yosh's? 601 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,760 Yoshi's... Yoshi's Moor... 602 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,720 Come on let’s go and save Ashley’s uncle. 603 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,400 Get in the fucking car. 604 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:24,040 Oh dude, it smells like bacon. No. No. No. No. Barbecue chicken? 605 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,160 Reckon that's Doolan that, lads. Human flesh. 606 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,160 Oh fuck... 607 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,080 That looks like, yeah, that looks like a human limb sticking 608 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,520 out of a barrel lads... Fuck's sake. 609 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,320 Poor Doolan. They've barbecued the bastard. 610 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,680 Just call Francis, let him deal with this. 611 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,640 I can't dude. I can't call Francis and tell him we lost his twenty grand, twice, 612 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,400 and killed his fucking brother? He'll fuckin kill him, Dyl. 613 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,640 Me? It wasn't just my fault. Yeah, but, 614 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,440 for all intents and purposes, Francis detailed the responsibility to you, 615 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,880 so... in't that right, Ash? 616 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,360 I'm gonna go in lads. No one messes with my family. 617 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,680 Ashley. Ashley. Fucking hang on a minute... Ash. Ash. Ash. 618 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,120 Ash... Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Get down. Get down. 619 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,760 Tommy, stay here with that fucker. Behave yourselves. 620 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,360 You're coming with me. Shit. Shit. Get down. Get down. 621 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,880 You're coming with me. Come on. 622 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,280 Fuck. 623 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,560 We need him to talk though dude. We need him to be able to talk, don't knock him out. 624 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,920 Dude, I think you are knocking him out. Ashley... 625 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,480 Where is he? Where is he? Oh shit! 626 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,320 Cardi! Cardi! I've got it! 627 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,000 Where's Doolan? Where is he? I don't know lads. Where is he? 628 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,680 Lads. Lads. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. It's me lads. 629 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,400 Stop hitting me will yer? Please God it's me... 630 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,760 Jesus. Doolan are you alive, are yer? 631 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,400 I'm fucking alive. Now would you just stop fucking hitting me. 632 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,440 Shut the fuck up. You terrible bell end Doolan. 633 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,720 I am not a fucking... Are you going bald? 634 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,280 Yeah. You need to watch that now. 635 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,760 Oh shut your mouth Doolan. Make a fucking brew dude. 636 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,080 What's the deal? Get me up. 637 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,360 Here, wear that. 638 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,920 Cheers dude. Erm what is that thing? 639 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,280 That was a collagen-activating face mask. 640 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,720 Invented by top scientists in North Korea. 641 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,320 I paid three hundred quid for that. Oh, r-right. 642 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,600 Worth every penny. Look at that, not a blemish... 643 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,240 Are you fucking mad? Wittering on. Collagen face masks. 644 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,920 For God's sake, let's get to the pressing matter at hand. 645 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,320 Why the fuck have you done any of this man? 646 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,280 Why couldn't you just ask Franny for the money? 647 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,280 It’s half my business too but Francis has been skimming from it 648 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,360 for years. If we’re equal partners, how is it that he can afford a 649 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,960 60k pound Mercedes and I still haven’t got a pot to piss in, 650 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,040 right? This was the only thing I could think of to try and get some 651 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,120 of that money back off him. I mean yeah. Be that as it may. 652 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,400 You've put us in a fucking awkward predicament here. 653 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,760 I'm going to have to tell Franny otherwise it's me in the shit. 654 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,200 Would you be telling him about getting the ransom nicked off 655 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:34,080 of you twice or that you paid off the McDonagh goons with his cash? 656 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,760 How the fuck do you know about that? 657 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,720 I have my sources. Fucker! 658 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,720 Ashley, clip him round the fucking head. 659 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,960 Right, I'll say this. If you can keep your mouth shut, you can have half that ransom. 660 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,600 Vin, we don't have the ransom anymore. 661 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,440 I know we don't have the fucking ransom dude. 662 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,680 I know that. We're going to owe it yer. 663 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,360 I'll get it to yer as soon as, ten grand, coming your way. 664 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,760 How's that? Good man. Good man. I'm bleeding well. I'll drink to that. 665 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,040 I'll drink to that. 666 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,920 I've got just the thing here. Oh perfect. 667 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,720 Good catch. 668 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,280 Get a good fucking swig of that now. 669 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,680 We'll have a good night tonight, huh? 670 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,720 That's a lot in't it... 671 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,560 Oh, you fecking bastards, is that piss? 672 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,920 It is yeah. We all had a piss. 673 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,640 No. No. No. No. 674 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,800 I'm covered in cake. Shall we sack it off? 675 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,600 Come on boys, the night is young. 676 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,960 I don't care who you think you are, you're not in 677 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,440 costume, you look like you've been rolling in shit and you stink 678 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,920 of piss. You're not coming in. 679 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,560 Jez, stop shouting. Jez. Let me get a fucking word in. 680 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,000 Shall we just call Erin and see because I don't think Tommo 681 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,200 is going to get us in. Listen sweetheart, I don't know what Erin has been 682 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:27,040 telling you, but I am the co-manager of this here enterprise. 683 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:31,280 So don't mess with me pal because I am your fucking boss. 684 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,880 I swear I didn't man. No I did. Oi. Hey. 685 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,160 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hang fucking fire a minute pal. 686 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,920 I don't have a boss, and I've never fucking heard of you. 687 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:45,080 So why don't you fuck the fuck off before you get hurt, alright? 688 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,600 Let me just... For fuck's sake. 689 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,720 Hold me back. What? Hold me back. 690 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,000 Settle down. Gerry let me get a word in... 691 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,160 Fucking let me at him. I see you mate. I see you. Leave him. He's not worth it. 692 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,840 Leave it Tommo, he doesn't realise who he's messing with. 693 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,920 No one disrespects me on my own turf. I did not do that dude. 694 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,440 You sleep with one eye open. ‘Cos I don’t forgive or forget. 695 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:09,040 Tommy. Shush. Leave that fucking man alone. Jesus Christ. 696 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,000 Gerry listen to me. I wouldn't do that on me death bed. I would do summat like- 697 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,600 For fuck sake. What? 698 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,440 Davey McDonagh's just been nicked spending snide notes. 699 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,280 Francis used counterfeit bills to pay his brother's ransom? 700 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,000 Yes. For fuck's sake. And now it is my shagging problem. 701 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,440 Don't storm off Tom. Let's get to the Rolls. 702 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,440 Get in the fucking van. Whatever vehicle it is. Fucking Jesus. 703 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,720 So does that mean we still owe the MacDonaghs sixteen grand and 704 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,800 all that other stuff? 705 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,040 Yes, it does, yeah. Christ... And they are very bad men. 706 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:49,080 And we're in trouble with them because Davey got arrested. 707 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,120 Yes. 708 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,680 It's a shame really that that boa constrictor won't the one 709 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,560 that got nicked from that private zoo in Hepton last weekend. 710 00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,560 What? Yeah, Carol told me about it. They're offering a massive reward. 711 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,960 Shit. Where did you last see it? 712 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,880 Fucking hell. 713 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,440 Are you alright? 714 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,160 For fuck's sake. 715 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,080 What are you doing you, fuck over here and give us a hand looking for this snake dude. 716 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,320 Get to fuck. I am not dipping about in a field with a massive snake on the loose. I am too vulnerable. 717 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,480 He's no use anyway. 718 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,080 We could use him as bait. 719 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,120 Fucking bell ends... 720 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,160 Oi listen Cardi sweetheart did it not occur 721 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,080 to you that it might be a bit of a fucking coincidence, we've 722 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,960 just acquired a boa constrictor from Paul the burglar, and there's 723 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,880 a really fucking valuable one gone missing up the way dude? 724 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,640 Oh yeah. No, it did. But I am usually wrong. 725 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:54,360 Fuck. Vinnie. Vinnie. Hey... Vinnie... 726 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,160 Cardi. Cardi. Cardi... 727 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,200 What are you laughing at? Just stay where you are cos you look really fucking cool. 728 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,680 What? Just try and give us a smile as well. Go on. 729 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,560 You look well up against that car I reckon. 730 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,320 Tommo. Tommo. Stop throwing a hissy fit. 731 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,440 D'you know what, I have enough of you lot. 732 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,280 There is no need for all that venom. 733 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,440 Tell you what dickhead. Go have a look for your snake. 734 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,160 Go and have a look for your little boa constrictor. What! 735 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,320 I hear you're a man that can get things done. 736 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,120 Thwarted at the first hurdle. 737 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,800 There's no way we're nicking them cars. 738 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,880 Hardwick. I just need that touch. 739 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,360 You there. Young man. 740 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,640 The feel of a woman. 741 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,240 It's my posh voice, adds a touch of class. 742 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,520 I just love the cars and I want them back. 743 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,560 Right boys we're on, let's go. 744 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,120 Wine her, dine her- 745 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,840 Then fuck her brains out. 746 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,240 You after his cars aren't you? No... 747 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,840 Absolutely. 748 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,880 It's intense. 749 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,280 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk