1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:04,240 MUSIC: 'I Got Friends' by Warmduscher 2 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,840 LIFT BELL DINGS 3 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,160 There you go. 4 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,600 That's been flushed, cut, cured. It's ready to smoke, that. 5 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,920 How much have you got? Shitloads of the stuff. 6 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,280 The unit's full to bursting. We're harvesting it all now. 7 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,000 Here, I've got you a sample there. 8 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,400 Do I look like a man who smokes weed? 9 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,160 I dunno. What does a man who smokes weed look like? 10 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,360 You. 11 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,280 The last time I smoked a joint... 12 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,760 ..I was wearing short trousers. Yeah? 13 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,440 Summer, was it, eh? 14 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,640 A sunny day? HE CHUCKLES 15 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,720 HE COUGHS Yeah? 16 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,160 Yeah, go easy on it, though, cos it's strong. 17 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,240 I'm fine. Smashed out of my head, know what I mean? 18 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,120 Sell it. 19 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,880 Sell it? All of it. 20 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,400 No, I can't sell... Cos I'm the local weed dealer. 21 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,120 I only know a few people. 22 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,160 I invested. 23 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,840 Now I need a return. 24 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:02,920 All right. 25 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,640 Are you all right? 26 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,280 HE SIGHS 27 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,120 You're just gonna have to ride it out, man. 28 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,720 Ten, 20 minutes. 29 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,320 You need, like, a cold surface. 30 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,920 And, like, a Crunchie or a... 31 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,200 # The best things in life Are free... # 32 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,000 What are you doing this weekend? Going to that festival. Chillfest. 33 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,640 Amazing. Who's playing? No idea. 34 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,880 I'm just going to get slaughtered in a field. 35 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,280 A festival? A festival. 36 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,800 A festival? A festival, yeah. 37 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,240 As in? As in a festival, you bellends. 38 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,480 Are you out of your mind? Just think about it. 39 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:50,720 It's the perfect solution. 40 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,920 We've got a shitload of weed to get rid of here. 41 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,520 What's better than a field literally full of pot‐heads? 42 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,920 We don't have a field. Or any bands. Or any toilets. 43 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,440 We'll get a field, we'll get a band and we'll... 44 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,520 ..get some toilets. 45 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,640 I think that's a great idea. I love getting twatted in a field. 46 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,920 What are you doing? Well, that's me, raving. 47 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,640 Is that how you rave? Yeah. 48 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,680 Jesus, it looks like a fucking seizure. 49 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,920 Wait... There's an easier way. 50 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,360 Yeah? Being? B‐B‐Budapest. 51 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,800 Fucking Budapest...? 52 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,400 Go on. Yeah. 53 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,720 M‐M‐Massive weed shortage. 54 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,160 They can't get their hands on it. 55 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,480 Who's told you that? My chiropodist, Kelvin. 56 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,360 The fucking mind boggles. 57 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,200 Fuck me gently. 58 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,880 I've got it. The bloke with the jowls. 59 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,200 The fat... 60 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,400 The fat‐face jowls. Remember? 61 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,160 He's got a lock‐up, six doors down from the weed grow. 62 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,760 A Welsh lad, yes? 63 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,320 Yes. 64 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,000 Got it, yeah. 65 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,800 We were waiting for you lot one day and this guy pulls up. 66 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,320 Personalised reg, gold on every finger and he says... 67 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,040 Are you lost? 68 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,520 Can I help? 69 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,480 I mean, he is fucking full of it. 70 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,720 A right fucking show‐off. What's his name? 71 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,400 Styles. Styles, that's it. Cos he says... 72 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,280 Styles by name, Styles by nature. 73 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,560 Bellend. You're not wrong, yeah. 74 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,600 Anyway, he's bragging about his business, tells us he's into... 75 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,480 Beer festivals. Foodie Fridays. 76 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,480 Where there's nosh, there's dosh. 77 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,800 I started out in the Eisteddfods, but, I mean... 78 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,680 ..I outgrew Wales. 79 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,240 He shows us inside. 80 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:24,080 We're talking beer tents, beer pumps, the works. 81 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,480 Fair do's, it were impressive. He took a shine to Erin. 82 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,200 And what's your name? 83 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,800 Erin. 84 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,360 HE SPEAKS WELSH 85 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,640 Beautiful name. 86 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,520 Comes from the word Eros, meaning love. 87 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,800 Does it? You're a lucky man, Tommo. 88 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,040 You've got a beautiful woman. 89 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,920 Well, unless, this is... 90 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,120 No, no, no. Neither of them, actually. 91 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,640 Most I've had's a drunken lick. 92 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,320 Er, not with me, you haven't. 93 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,000 Yeah, I don't remember that. 94 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,680 To be honest, I don't know why I said that. I was showing off. 95 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,680 Oh, well, this is perfect, then, innit? 96 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,400 Let's just rip this knobhead off. That's half the festival sorted. 97 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,160 Yeah, he absolutely deserves it. 98 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,080 Yes, yes. Yes. But there's, er... 99 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,840 ..one tiny little problem. 100 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,360 Have a gander. 101 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,320 Eagle eyes. You wanna get this. 102 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,800 Anyone breaks in, it sends a message straight to your iPhone. 103 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,840 Look. 104 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,160 999, Dibble coming running. 105 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,880 HE CHUCKLES I know. 106 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,920 There we have it. We need his phone firmly turned off. 107 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,160 We need him very, very... 108 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,440 ..distracted. 109 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,920 Nah, you... You are kidding me. 110 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,840 No, she's not doing that. 111 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,720 Dylan, I can speak for myself. 112 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,520 All right, I'll do it. 113 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,000 But I'm not doing anything until we've got a venue. 114 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,000 A festival? Here? 115 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,920 Yeah. Fucking Tilly and Tarquin. 116 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,640 The fucking bank of mum and dad. 117 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,440 Never done a proper day's work in their lives. 118 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,720 With their oversized sunglasses and their fucking designer wellies! 119 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,440 POSH VOICE: "Oh, let's bring down the government. 120 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,800 "Let all the immigrants in. 121 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,320 "Why can't we all live in peace and harmony?" 122 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,760 Because we fucking can't! 123 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,760 And no amount of flowers 124 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,160 that you put in your fucking middle‐class, hennaed fucking hair 125 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,160 is gonna change that! 126 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,240 "Would anybody like a disco biscuit?" 127 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,280 HE MIMICS TECHNO MUSIC 128 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,000 Fuck off! 129 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,440 MUSIC: 'Green Onions' by Booker T And The MGs 130 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:29,960 Ta‐da! 131 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,520 Flatbed truck. JCB. You're a legend, man. 132 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,200 Where've you got these from, you? My mate, Demolition Dave. 133 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,360 Does he work in demolition? Yeah. 134 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,640 And his name's Dave. 135 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,320 Listen, we need to get down there. 136 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,920 As soon as we get the call from Erin, it's on, all right? 137 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,360 Grand, yeah. 138 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,400 Cardi, come here. 139 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,440 Do you know what you're doing? 140 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,480 Yeah, I circle the block, eyes and ears. 141 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,280 That's right. What else? 142 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,840 Oh, er, don't put it in turbo boost. 143 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,600 Don't put it in turbo boost. 144 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,800 Cardi, if you see anyone, you call me. Yeah. 145 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,120 Fucking hell. 146 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,120 Erin. Hi. 147 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,520 HE SPEAKS WELSH 148 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,040 Angel. Oh! 149 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,040 Even more stunning than I remember. Aw, Stef. 150 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,080 You're looking good. 151 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,360 HE SCOFFS This old thing? 152 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,400 So, here we are. 153 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,760 The owner is a very close personal friend of mine. 154 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,880 He'll look after us this evening. 155 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,840 I know. Come in. Come in. Come inside. 156 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,640 Oh, a gentleman. HE CHUCKLES 157 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,000 PHONE RINGS Right, this could be her, this. 158 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,680 Hello? Vin, it's Vanessa. 159 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,920 Oh! 160 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,400 I‐I‐I'm in a tunnel, Vanessa. 161 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,280 I'll have to call you back in a bit. It's bad reception, love. 162 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,400 Who's that? It's my dad's girlfriend. 163 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,960 Enabler. Whatever you wanna call her. 164 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,560 She'll be after money. 165 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,080 To wonderful company. Iechyd da. 166 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,440 Cheers? 167 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,480 Cheers. SHE CHUCKLES 168 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,480 Oooh. 169 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,000 Oh, that's like... 170 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,280 Like bathing your tongue in the juices of a Princess. 171 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,920 Metaphorical. 172 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,280 Yeah. 173 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,080 Of course. 174 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,480 Now... 175 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,960 ..I'm gonna turn this off. 176 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,760 I don't know about you, Stef, but I hate phones being on in restaurants. 177 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,000 My sentiments exactly. 178 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,960 I just think it's really important for us to... 179 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,520 ..stay in the zone, you know, not be distracted. 180 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,440 Mine's already off, my dear. 181 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,200 OK. 182 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,640 SHE LAUGHS Cheers. 183 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,360 Cheers. HE CHUCKLES 184 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,560 # MUSIC: 'Ghost Town' by The Specials 185 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,920 Right, get going. But whatever you do, don't hang about, right? Bye. 186 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:02,440 # Do you remember the good old days Before the ghost town? 187 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,240 What the fuck are these three... three tanks? 188 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,720 Why's he got three tanks? Did you mean 6B? 189 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,640 Cos this is six. 6B's next door. Could be. 190 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,520 How the fuck can you not remember, man? 191 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,960 Why would I remember? It were weeks... Get out of me face. 192 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,840 6. 6B. Just call it 6 and 7. 193 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,720 PHONE RINGS Shit. 194 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,920 Fuck off, Vanessa. 195 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,640 Right. Oi. Oi! 196 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,960 Go and get your JCB. We're gonna smash through that wall. 197 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,400 Through that wall? 198 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,520 # This town # Town... # 199 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,320 Ah, fuck! 200 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,120 C‐C‐Come quick. 201 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,120 There's a m‐m‐man with a m‐m‐m... 202 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,640 Machete? No, no, a m‐m‐m... 203 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,600 Machine gun? No, a m‐m‐m... 204 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,240 S‐S‐Snake! 205 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,560 Cardi? C‐C‐Cops. 206 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,920 You have to hurry. Where the fuck...? Where are they? 207 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,280 I'm leading 'em away. I told 'em I'd seen a snake man. 208 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,040 What do you mean, a snake man? A man with a snake! Hurry up! 209 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,600 Fucking snake man. Do you know what I mean? 210 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,280 What's he doing, him? 211 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,160 Hey, whoa, whoa. Oi! Oi! 212 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,800 What the fuck are you doing? 213 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,760 Does it look like I'm fucking stalling? 214 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,040 Yeah, it looks like you're having it caj, dude. 215 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,760 Sparking fags. What do you think this is, Miami Vice? 216 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,680 Get the fuck off. What are you supposed to be, decoration? 217 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,920 Come the fuck on. 218 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,200 Ohh! 219 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,520 Oh, yes. 220 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,640 Oh, Erin. 221 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,960 Oh. 222 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,120 Oh. Oh! 223 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,880 Oh, shit! 224 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,600 Oh, please don't be broken. 225 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,240 PHONE TRILLS 226 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,400 Fuck! 227 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,480 Shit! 228 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,000 Fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit! 229 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,800 Just here. 230 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,160 He was down here. 231 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,960 The snake man. He's down there. What shall we do him for? 232 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,800 Anything you like. 233 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,720 SIREN BLARES Whoa! Whoa! 234 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,040 What are you doing that for? 235 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,000 SIREN BLARES 236 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,720 Go on, JJ. 237 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,000 DIGGER'S REVERSING ALARM BLEEPS 238 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,920 Fuck. 239 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,120 Are you all right? Yeah. 240 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,160 Thank fuck for that.. 241 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,080 Oh, shit. 242 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,720 All right, boys. 243 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,120 Let's steal some stuff. Urgh! 244 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,240 Hey! I'm being robbed! 245 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,640 Bloody robbed! 246 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,240 You're joking. No, I'm not. 247 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,800 LINE RINGS 248 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,280 Police! 249 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,880 Look, yes, I'm being robbed. Right this minute. 250 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,080 I've seen 'em on CCTV. They're in my premises and they're robbing me. 251 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,000 Shit. Stefan. 252 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,440 Stefan. 253 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,120 No, not Steve. Stefan. It's Welsh. 254 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,800 Just hurry the fuck up. Just grab anything you can. 255 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,560 We should go, we've got enough. 256 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,560 Can I have this? What do you want that for? 257 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,160 I really like it. Just take it. Fuck. 258 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,200 PHONE RINGS Fuck off, Vanessa. Jesus Christ. 259 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,200 PHONE RINGS 260 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,600 Erin? 261 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,160 He knows, Vin. He knows. 262 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,040 He's calling the police. 263 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,160 All right. All right. We need to leave right now. 264 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,600 We need to leave. JJ, come on, come on! 265 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,840 In the JCB! 266 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,560 Come on, we need to go now, boys. 267 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,640 MUSIC: 'Police' by RASCALTON 268 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:24,480 SIRENS BLARE Bloody hell! Jesus! 269 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,840 I don't know why your nicking me 270 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,760 when there's a fucking snake man on t'loose. 271 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,960 Jesus Christ! 272 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,360 It's about as comfy as a Ryanair flight, this is. 273 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,000 Fucking... Slow down! 274 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,400 Fuck! No, no, no! 275 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,760 Dude, you really want that, then, don't you? 276 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,520 It reminds me of happier times. 277 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,200 Fuck...me! 278 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,600 Erin, do you want a lift? Nah, you're all right, ta. 279 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,280 He's still cut up, you know, Jake. Yeah, I know. 280 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,080 I can't chat, I've got a... Erin! 281 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,080 My goddess, wait! Shit! 282 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,760 Can you take me home? Yeah, yeah. 283 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,360 TYRES SCREECH 284 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,920 Vanessa, look, whatever it is, I don't care. I don't give a shit. 285 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,360 It's your dad Vin. I don't care, Vanessa! 286 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,080 For fuck's sake. 287 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,120 Dude, will you slow the fuck down? 288 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,200 The pigs won't be far behind! 289 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,000 Oh, shit! That's not good. No. No. 290 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,280 No, no, no, no, no! 291 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,720 Bollocks! CAR HORN BLARES 292 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,840 Don't you fucking... 293 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,720 Argh! 294 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,360 Shit! Oh, my God. SHOP ALARM BLARES 295 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,360 Shit... Shit. 296 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,240 Right, will you stop gawping, Ash? Put your fucking foot down! 297 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,120 PHONE RINGS For fuck's sake. 298 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,800 What? 299 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,480 It's your dad, Vin. 300 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,440 I think he's killed himself. 301 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,520 I told him it were over, but he wouldn't have it. 302 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,920 He kept turning up at my house, making all sorts of threats. 303 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,960 And then tonight he calls me and he tells me he's gonna kill himself. 304 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,280 And then he hangs up and I've called and called but there's no reply. 305 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,720 What if he's...? 306 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,240 SHE SOBS 307 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,240 Dad? 308 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,200 Dad...? 309 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,280 Oh, Dad...? 310 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,560 It's all right. Come here. 311 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,160 Oh, Vinnie. 312 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,560 I still love her. 313 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,280 It's all right, sshh... 314 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,960 Are you OK? Just call the police. 315 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,800 Wh‐Wh‐What? 316 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,960 Sugar, just call the police. 317 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,320 One wallet. 318 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,960 One boiled egg, cracked. 319 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,760 One 50%‐off voucher for Pita Pata kebab shop. 320 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,640 One troll. 321 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,200 And, erm... 322 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,360 ..three Choco Bars. 323 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,720 All correct? 324 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,280 D‐D‐Didn't I have a D‐D‐Double D‐D‐Decker? 325 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,600 No. 326 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,040 Fucking arseholes! 327 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,080 See you later. 328 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,440 New car, Vincent? 329 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,880 Very retro. 330 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,840 All I could get last minute. 331 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,520 What are you wearing, man? 332 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,920 What? That get‐up. 333 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,440 It's what I wear at home. But you're not at home now, 334 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,680 you're in t'bloody woods. 335 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,640 Yeah, well, you said it was an emergency. 336 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,120 It's not so urgent, you couldn't just put some pants on? 337 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,520 I've got some pants on. Have you fuck. 338 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,480 Is that a rabbit? Yeah. 339 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,040 Aw, look at him. Hello! 340 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,960 He's lovely. Never mind the rabbit. 341 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,560 Have you got boxers on under there? Of course I've got boxers on. 342 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,280 Well, show me, then. 343 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,680 All right. 344 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,600 You.. Fuck me. HE LAUGHS 345 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,520 Hey, no. Hey! 346 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,760 Look at that. Commando in the woods is how we're meant to live, Vincent. 347 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,200 It's tiny. You should be ashamed of yourself. 348 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,800 He's in a bad way, Vin. 349 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,520 His liver's dangerously enlarged, his heart beat's way up, 350 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,240 his blood pressure's low. 351 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,240 If he keeps drinking, he's... 352 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,960 Well, he'll be dead in a few days. Fuck! 353 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,400 Oh, fuck, he's gonna end up killing himself. He has to drink every day. 354 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,720 It's the only way he can cope. He's an addict. 355 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,120 Well, rehab clinic? 356 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,800 They're expensive. How much will that cost? 357 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,520 There's a pretty good facility quite near here. 358 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,440 I know the woman who runs it. 359 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,280 Melanie. 360 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,040 Fucking incredible. 361 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,320 Oh, now, fuck... Now, no... What? 362 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,040 No, man. What? 363 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,760 Not cool, you can't just segue off my dad dying 364 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,120 on to Melanie's incredible fucking blow jobs. 365 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,320 Dinner parties. That's not. Now, that... 366 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,800 Chris... She gives incredible dinner parties. 367 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,200 No‐one does that. Who does that at a dinner party? 368 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,160 Do you want me to call her or not? Yes, I fucking do. 369 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:30,360 He picked me up outside the Wood Street restaurant, about 10:30. 370 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,440 He said he was passing. 371 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,320 I thought it was a bit weird. 372 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,040 Anyway, I got in. 373 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,080 Who were you at the restaurant with? 374 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,280 Er, he's a businessman. Like, a work thing. 375 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,000 Who? Which businessman? 376 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,480 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT Well, that's irrelevant, innit? 377 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,040 OK, so... 378 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,520 ..you got into Arron's car. 379 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,000 And... 380 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,480 ..tell me what happened. 381 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,800 He started to drive and he said... 382 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,800 So, how does it feel to be a free agent? 383 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,880 Or is there someone else on the scene? 384 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,400 No, no‐one else. 385 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,640 It just didn't work out, me and Jake. 386 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,680 I know he can be a bit uptight. 387 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,840 Or was it the sex? 388 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,840 Please tell me he was terrible in bed. 389 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,560 I didn't wanna talk about Jake. 390 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,400 And I certainly didn't wanna talk about sex with him, 391 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,960 but he just kept going on and on. 392 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,400 Not in an aggressive way, but like he was sort of enjoying it. 393 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,960 Anyway I had enough and I said... 394 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,920 You know what? I can... I can walk from here. 395 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,960 Oh, no, no. Don't worry. I can take you home. 396 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,240 Or we could go out for a drink, if you like. 397 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,280 Er, home, please. 398 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,960 It's quite late. Let's go home. 399 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,320 And then he goes quiet. 400 00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:00,320 And he was going faster and faster and faster... 401 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,200 CAR ENGINE REVS Aaron... 402 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,280 Aaron, slow down. 403 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,960 Aaron. One drink, Erin. Just one drink. 404 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,800 You're gonna kill us. Please! Who cares? 405 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,320 Me? I've got a son! Slow down! Now! 406 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,960 One drink, Erin, and I'll slow down. 407 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,640 Fuck. Right, one drink! One drink! 408 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,640 Shit! 409 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,360 TYRES SCREECH 410 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,920 Kiss me. Fuck off. 411 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,440 SEAT BELT CLICKS 412 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,480 Come on, one kiss. You'll like it. Get off. 413 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,320 I'm better than Jake. Get your hand off me! Get off. 414 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,200 What is it with you? Get off! Aaron! 415 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,000 Screwed goody two‐shoes. What? 416 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,680 What's so special about him? I'm the real deal, Erin. 417 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,080 I'm better than him, Erin. Get off. Get off me now. 418 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,120 SLAPPING 419 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,160 SHE BREATHES HARD 420 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,640 CAR ENGINE REVS 421 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,320 CAR DOOR CLOSES 422 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,720 TYRES SCREECH 423 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,200 CAR ROARS AWAY 424 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,880 OK. 425 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,720 Listen, we'll go and speak with him straight away. 426 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,440 That's a serious assault. 427 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,920 I just kept thinking about my son. 428 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,640 What would happen to Tyler...? 429 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,680 Yeah, I understand. 430 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,160 Would you like us to arrange a visit from Victim Support? 431 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,720 No. 432 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,760 Hey, how's your Ronnie doing? 433 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,120 Is he still in prison? 434 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,960 Theft, GBH. 435 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,160 He's a lovely lad, isn't he, Erin? 436 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:40,560 # I still remember All the good times 437 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,360 # Long days 438 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,480 # Filled with sunshine 439 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,800 # And just a little bit of rain 440 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,720 # Mm... 441 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,840 Melanie, Russell. 442 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,800 # If you should look back 443 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:15,760 # Try to forget all the bad times 444 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,760 # The lonely blue and sad times 445 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:32,240 # Just a little bit of rain... # 446 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,040 Sure, yeah. Glad to help, yeah. 447 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,800 # Just a little bit of rain 448 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,800 # Just a little bit of rain 449 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:21,200 # Just a little bit of rain. # 450 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,960 He never sleeps. 451 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,520 Fuck me, he never gets any rest at all. 452 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,480 He's always puking. 453 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,840 Or pissing himself. 454 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,480 Then he gets frustrated and angry. 455 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,400 Rants to himself. 456 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:55,040 Then smashes things up in the house, like fucking bottles and that. 457 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,080 The TV might go over. 458 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,560 He never does anything too drastic, though. 459 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,000 Like, he never... 460 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,080 It's like even when he's fucking out of his mind, 461 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,960 there's this small part of him that thinks... 462 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,360 .."I can't put a window through." You know, summat like that. 463 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,960 "I can't put a window through, 464 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,240 "I'll have to get a fucking guy to come round." 465 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,280 CHRIS LAUGHS 466 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,080 "Spend money that I haven't got." 467 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,920 "He's gonna see the state of my house." 468 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,960 I really miss my dad. 469 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,600 HE SNIFFLES 470 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,840 Come here, come on. 471 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,680 Are you all right? Yeah. 472 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,400 What? Sorry. 473 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,320 Are you all right? Ow! 474 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,680 Jesus! 475 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,200 Argh! 476 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,120 Did you burn your arse? Yeah. 477 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,960 HE LAUGHS 478 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,320 MUSIC: 'Travelling Bug' by Bill Baylis 479 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,640 He says you attacked him. He's chatting shit. 480 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,440 He says you were drunk, legless, and you came on to him. 481 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,800 And when he rebuffed you, you got aggressive. 482 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,640 What, and you believe him, do you? 483 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,320 It would help if you'd give us the name of the man in the restaurant. 484 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,040 For fuck sake, I can't, I can't. Why not? 485 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,720 Because I can't. 486 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,880 Without evidence, it's just your word against Aaron's. 487 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,560 All right, fine. 488 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,080 Nice... 489 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,320 ..middle‐class boy versus... 490 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,440 ..you. 491 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,640 Why don't you go and bum a fucking dog, Carl? 492 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,160 Go on! Go and bum a dog. 493 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,760 Get out. Get out of my house, right now. 494 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,200 Go on. That's probably everything, then. 495 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,040 # Since you've been gone 496 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,880 # Since you've been gone 497 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:03,360 # I'm out of my head can't take it... 498 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,440 Hmm. 499 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,240 # Oh, oh, oh... Oh, fucking hell. He's shit, isn't he? 500 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,240 Yeah, I know. He's delusional. 501 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,000 They're a bunch of fat dads. Yeah, I know. 502 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,600 But he said, if we give him a good slot, 503 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,760 he'll pay for the stage, lights, and a mixing desk. 504 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,080 Fuck it, he's in, then. Have we got any good bands? 505 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:22,520 A couple of local bands, glad of the exposure, a few '90s bands. 506 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,120 And Mark Owen from Take That offered, 507 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,640 but I said we weren't that desperate. 508 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,880 LAUGHTER Who else? 509 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,840 Well...only Europe's leading DJ. Who's that? 510 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,800 Dead Moose. 511 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,080 Bloody brilliant, that. Who's made that? Erin. 512 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,200 Where is she? I haven't seen her for days. She's not answering her phone. 513 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,520 How hard can it be? Drop a few tunes, mix 'em together. 514 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,280 What's going on here, then? What the...? 515 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,440 Well, wouldn't you like to know? 516 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,240 Get the fuck out of my house. 517 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,240 I would like to know, cos I see a lot of coming and going 518 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,120 and I know you're up to something. 519 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,280 Oh, well you know what they say. 520 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,120 Nosey shot the crow. 521 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,160 No‐one says that. What? 522 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,480 Of course they do. 523 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,480 Have you ever heard that? No, I've never heard that. 524 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,240 Of course you have! Fucking... 525 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,560 Nosey shot the crow. 526 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,520 Fucking... You know, don't be... 527 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,040 Don't be sticking that, your nose, where it doesn't belong. 528 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,880 It makes no sense. If Nosey's sticking his beak in, 529 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,480 why does he shoot the crow? 530 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,760 What's the crow done and how's that punishment? 531 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,640 It's the crow that's come off worse. He's got a point, Jim. 532 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,000 That is... It's just a fucking... 533 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,960 You know, a proverb, a fucking... 534 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,080 Softly, softly, catchy monkey. 535 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,000 Yeah, and who the fuck goes around catching monkeys? 536 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,040 Those little buggers shift fast. 537 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,880 It doesn't matter how softly you go, you wanna catch a monkey, 538 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,600 you need a bag of peanuts and even then there's no guarantee. 539 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,720 Thank God we sorted it in the end, though, eh? 540 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,400 Piss off, will you? 541 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,640 I will. But I'll leave you with this... 542 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:59,320 Clause 7C, section 14 of the Public Events Act, 1973. 543 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,920 Permission must be sought and agreed 544 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,080 by any neighbour within a two‐mile radius. 545 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,640 And for you, that's me. 546 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,800 Have that, Nosey. 547 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,560 Crow's fighting back. 548 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,440 You blond prick! 549 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,280 Polish arsehole! 550 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,640 Fuck off! DOOR CLOSES 551 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,400 That's a problem. 552 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,480 DOOR LOCKING SYSTEM BUZZES 553 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,320 Erin... 554 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,080 Erin, Erin, Erin. 555 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,600 Erin. 556 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,480 What's all this? 557 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,040 What's all what? This. This. This... 558 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,640 Oh, yeah, I get it. You can you see my aura. 559 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,000 No, but I can see your hippie beads, and what is that on your neck? 560 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,240 Yeah, check it out, man. Do you know what that is? 561 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,200 Buddha, the god of wonder. 562 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,360 Why have you got it? The, er... 563 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,760 The Ronald Horatio Croft that you used to exist... Yeah? 564 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,400 HE WHISTLES 565 00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,880 Born again. 566 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,160 OK, I've been converted. 567 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,320 I've seen the light, Erin. 568 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,440 Which means I'm three things. What? 569 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,200 I'm peace. 570 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,840 I'm love. 571 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,040 And I'm fucking understanding, Erin. Well... 572 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,640 So, it doesn't matter, 573 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,600 that the, the, like, like, my, my, my cell mate, you know. 574 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,560 Who's fffffucking irritating, and he's, he is, you know. 575 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,080 He scratches his arsehole just raw. 576 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,080 Not even through his pants, with his fingers direct. 577 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,440 He pisses about with all the liquorice bits in between his toes. 578 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,480 Fucking hell, it's disgusting. It's fucking disgusting, Erin. 579 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,200 But it don't matter cos of how I am these days. 580 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:40,880 All right? Nothing can kind of penetrate my inner zen. 581 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:45,320 And all I say is that that is Jah Rastafari. 582 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,880 Yeah. 583 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,480 I get it, it's a ploy. 584 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,600 What's a ploy? To get out early. I get it. 585 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,280 A ploy? Yeah. 586 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,720 Wow. Can you believe that? 587 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,960 Who are you talking to? Erin, do you know what? 588 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,600 I've already set my foot... HE MIMICS AN EXPLOSION 589 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,000 Oh, my God. ..on the road to Domestos. 590 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,680 Oh, Damascus. Erin, I've genuinely opened up a new leaf. 591 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,440 Why do you always get it wrong? 592 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,080 It's turned over. Turned over a new leaf, whatever, der, der, der, der. 593 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,600 But do you know what I'm a bit like at the minute? 594 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,840 What? I'm a little bit like a bald John Lennon. 595 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,440 Right. I'm out there, just searching, pow, 596 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,520 searching for my Yoko. 597 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,800 SHE LAUGHS OK? 598 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,800 I'm not saying actually Yoko, you know, 599 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,880 cos, like, she was a bit weird, wasn't she? 600 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,760 Not in, like, a racist way, or anything like that, but, like... 601 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,560 Like Yoko, but a fit Yoko, blonde, I don't know. 602 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,600 Jah Rastafari to that, sir. 603 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,320 Anyway... 604 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,840 How are you? Come on. Come on. 605 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,720 SHE SIGHS Anyway... 606 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,440 Do you remember in school 607 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,400 when I got locked in the bogs with Mark Carver? Hm. 608 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,480 He tried to feel... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 609 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,160 I just fucking bat him straight in the sink. 610 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,560 But, well, the old me, that was the old me, man. 611 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,080 That was so aggressive. 612 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,040 You said, if anything happened like that again, 613 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,600 I need to tell you. Yeah. 614 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,800 Oh, you fuck.... 615 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,760 Do you know what we're gonna have to do? What? 616 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,880 Let's bless their soul. 617 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,600 Join me and gain redemption. 618 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,760 Ommm.... 619 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,440 Ronnie... 620 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,600 Ronnie? Ommm... 621 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,880 Ronnie, what are you doing? It's like Buddhism. 622 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,520 Ronnie, please, stop omming. Stop it. 623 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,520 Erin, if I don't omm, I'll do... I'll do summat else. 624 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,960 Or omm with me. 625 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,720 You are embarrassing me. Ommmm... 626 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,640 Stop. Everyone's looking. People are looking now. 627 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,920 Stop it. You know what, forget it? I think you're right, to be honest. 628 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,280 It does get you a little bit... People are looking at you. 629 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,120 You don't even care, do you? Fuck, the monks do it for ages, man. 630 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,240 They sit at the top of a mountain saying, omm. 631 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,280 Fuck's sake. They look cool when they do it. 632 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,080 No, they don't. You certainly don't. 633 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,160 Turn round 634 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,520 Remember, if it squeals we gag it. 635 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,360 If it fights, we bag it. 636 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,360 Have you been working on that little rhyme? 637 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,280 No, actually, I just came up with it. 638 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,680 Why have you taken your balaclava off to talk? 639 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,520 I like you to see my face. 640 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,520 Does that not defeat the purpose of wearing it in the first place? 641 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,280 Let's just get on with it, shall we? Fucking hell. 642 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,040 Where is the little bastard? Probably asleep. 643 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:28,520 Interestingly, they have very similar sleep cycle to humans, pigs. 644 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,040 You know, when you start a sentence with "interestingly", 645 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,400 it's important to honour that promise. 646 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,800 Shit, Shirley! Fuck. 647 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,200 You said he wasn't home! Fucking Jesus Christ. 648 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,840 What the fuck...? Hang on. 649 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,320 He's sleep walking. Oh, my heart stopped. 650 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,200 Jesus Christ, that's taken years off me, that has, years. 651 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,560 Who fucking sleepwalks? Don't shine it on him. 652 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,880 It's very common, actually. Some people sleep eat, sleep drive. 653 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,280 And in my experience, even furiously sleep masturbate. 654 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,560 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 655 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,840 Fucking hell. Right, lads. 656 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,960 It's not in here, lads. 657 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,640 Oh... 658 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,400 What's this? 659 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,720 GRUNTING 660 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,680 LAUGHTER 661 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,360 He's got it in the bed with him. Each to their own. You grab it. 662 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,000 You grab it. JJ... 663 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,680 Go on grab it. Oh, Christ's sake. 664 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,240 Come on, JJ. 665 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,160 Here, piggy, piggy. 666 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,880 Argh! 667 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,080 MUSIC: 'Vado A Ballare' by Vichenzo Orru 668 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,040 Fucking hell. 669 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,160 Ah! JJ? 670 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,760 Well, you try fucking holding a wriggling pig. 671 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,080 MUSIC: 'Vado A Ballare' by Vichenzo Orru 672 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,520 Here we go! 673 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,160 He does talk. He doesn't. 674 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,320 He does. 675 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,840 Watch him. 676 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,880 HIGH‐PITCHED: Give me a biscuit. That was you. 677 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,320 No, it was him. It was you. 678 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,200 HE LAUGHS 679 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,280 Can I ask you a question, man to man? 680 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,360 Your mum... 681 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,720 I don't know. 682 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,960 She just doesn't seem herself. 683 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,760 It's ever since the police came. 684 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,640 The police? 685 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,680 They came one day. 686 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,120 And Sugar said it was about a bad man. 687 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,560 A bad man? 688 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,840 Do you know who the bad man was? 689 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,480 No. 690 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,560 But Mum knows because she had to tell them all about him. 691 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,520 All right. 692 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,880 Give me a love. 693 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,200 DOOR OPENS You go and put your bag upstairs. 694 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,760 Hi, Auntie Sugar! I thought you were having him all day. 695 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,640 I'm sorry. My dad's gone AWOL from rehab. 696 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,720 I'm gonna have to look for him. I've got to nick a car and everything. 697 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,880 I'll come with you. You stay here with Tyler. 698 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,520 Tyler can be looked after by Sugar. 699 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,360 Oh, here we fucking go. 700 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,760 Where's my pig? Where's Bernard? 701 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,440 No idea what you're talking about. 702 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,920 You know that's my pride and joy. 703 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,600 I don't know anything about your stupid blonde life. 704 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,000 PHONE CHIMES 705 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,040 LAUGHTER 706 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,360 LAUGHTER 707 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,480 Funny, is it, a man's love for a fellow creature? 708 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,560 I hear you sleep with it. 709 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,600 Not with it, the same room. 710 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,480 LAUGHTER I'm not bumming it. 711 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,280 Oh! Under the covers, I heard. 712 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,080 So, you did fucking steal it. Oh, not me! 713 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,920 Tucked up in bed, me. 714 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,120 Alone. 715 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,240 PHONE CHIMES 716 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,880 LAUGHTER 717 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,520 Oh! Fine! Have your fucking festival. 718 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,160 And I hope it fucking rains. 719 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,200 And I hope your land gets ruined 720 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,240 and you can't grow any more crops. 721 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,480 And you go bankrupt and die poor and fucking lonely. 722 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,000 Bring back Bernard! 723 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,160 Oi, Paslowski! 724 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,800 Your pig's a cunt. 725 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,640 Your pigs are cunts! 726 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,600 Fucking... 727 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,440 Tyler said the police have been round. 728 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,800 Yeah, they have. 729 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,240 So, are you gonna tell me why? No. 730 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,480 Why not? Because. 731 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,840 Erin, if someone's hurt you, I swear to God... 732 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,760 Vinnie, just look for your dad. 733 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,720 ELECTRIC WINDOW WINDS DOWN 734 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,040 HONKS HORN Bitch! 735 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,840 Oh, shit. What? 736 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,200 Get out of the car. 737 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,360 You're no goddess. 738 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,680 You're nothing but a common fucking thief. 739 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,360 Oi! What you...? 740 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,840 Bastard! You're lucky you've run. 741 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,400 You Pound Shop M&Ms! 742 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,400 Erin... Oi, Erin. 743 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,560 Oi, stop it. 744 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,320 What's going on? 745 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,440 Now, listen to me. You're gonna have to tell me what's going on. 746 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,240 I'll stand here till you do. 747 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,240 I can't tell you, Vinnie. 748 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,960 Erin, please. 749 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,280 What's happened? 750 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,080 SHE SIGHS Fuck. 751 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,640 Someone hurt me, OK? 752 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,480 Who was it? 753 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,720 Erin, you have to tell me. 754 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,840 It was Aaron. It was Jake's... It was Jake's brother. 755 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,200 He attacked me in his car. He tried to kiss me and... 756 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,360 Then he tried to run me over, 757 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,440 left me in the dirt at the side of the road. 758 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,280 I was scared, Vin. 759 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,280 I thought something terrible was gonna happen. It's all right. 760 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,280 I'll deal with it. No, I don't want you... 761 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,920 No, honestly... Hey, listen, to me. 762 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,480 You're my friend. 763 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,120 And you're the mother of my child. I'm gonna deal with it. 764 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,240 No, Vin, please... No. 765 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,480 Sweetheart, it's all right. Vinnie, I'm fine, honestly. 766 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,560 You go home now. Go and be with Tyler. 767 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,760 Vin, don't. 768 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,880 Vinnie...! 769 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,280 Oh, shit. 770 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,520 TRAIN HORN BLARES 771 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,600 HE CHOKES 772 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,400 WIND WHISTLES 773 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,240 # I see rainbows in my head 774 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:37,320 # Pretty colours round my bed 775 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:42,000 # Yellow flowers in the sky 776 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:47,320 # I can hear them drifting by... # 777 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,160 Here we go! 778 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,120 # Dealers keep dealing 779 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,880 # Thieves keep thieving 780 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,200 # Bitches keep bitching 781 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,160 # Ain't no use in praying 782 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,960 # That's the way it's staying, baby... # 783 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,920 Dylan... Yeah? 784 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,280 Can I have a word with you? OK. 785 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,040 It's important. I just need to.. What? 786 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,960 Just go in. No, no, Erin, it absolutely stinks in here. 787 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,160 I'm sorry. 788 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,520 For everything. I'm, erm... 789 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,200 I'm sorry I lied about the baby. 790 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,320 I'm sorry I lied to you about Vinnie. 791 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,560 I fucked up, Dylan. 792 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,320 And I know you've moved on and that's great 793 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,120 because Sara seems really lovely. 794 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,040 And I hate that. 795 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,760 Erm... 796 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,920 Anyway I just wanted to say that I am really, really sorry. 797 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,600 And if I could turn back the clock, I will. 798 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,960 MUSIC: 'Behave' by Frightened Rabbit 799 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,640 # I don't have a clue how to behave 800 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,720 # When I'm around you 801 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,600 # When I'm around you 802 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,160 # When I'm around you 803 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,640 # When I'm around... # 804 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,680 Hiya, Vinnie. 805 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,960 Oh, hiya, love. Are you all right? 806 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,240 Yeah, have you seen Dylan? Eh? Er... 807 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,640 Nah. 808 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,840 The healing fields, probably. Yeah. 809 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,720 Here, do you want that? Yeah. 810 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,960 Yeah? I'll come with you. 811 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,680 Subtitles by ITV SignPost