1 00:00:00,021 --> 00:00:02,661 This programme contains very strong language 2 00:00:02,701 --> 00:00:04,981 from the outset and throughout. 3 00:00:13,621 --> 00:00:15,581 What is fucking going on wi' you? 4 00:00:15,621 --> 00:00:18,501 It's the swimming trunks. They just bunch everything up. 5 00:00:18,541 --> 00:00:21,781 I mean, dude, why are you wearing swimming trunks? It's madness. 6 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:23,981 In case we go in the hot tub. What?! 7 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:26,581 Manolito's hot tub. Tommo said you went in it. 8 00:00:26,621 --> 00:00:29,461 Sweetheart, this is not a fucking hot-tub occasion. 9 00:00:29,501 --> 00:00:31,981 We're dropping off some bales and getting the fuck out. 10 00:00:32,021 --> 00:00:34,461 I want to be in and out. Oh.Get your shit together. 11 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,301 Stop itching your dick. 12 00:00:37,021 --> 00:00:40,341 Excuse me, love.Hiya.Do you know where Manolito is, by any chance? 13 00:00:40,381 --> 00:00:42,581 Er...try the back garden. Excellent. Ta. 14 00:00:42,621 --> 00:00:44,821 But...but why not? 15 00:00:44,861 --> 00:00:48,621 What do you... Listen, give over. It's a bath, innit? 16 00:00:48,661 --> 00:00:51,541 If you wanna go in the fucking hot tub, you've gotta ask him. 17 00:00:51,581 --> 00:00:55,221 I can't ask him.I don't hardly know him. He thinks I'm called K-Kevin. 18 00:00:55,261 --> 00:00:57,541 Well, put him right then, dude. 19 00:00:57,581 --> 00:01:00,261 Maybe you should. Putting him right, dude. 20 00:01:00,301 --> 00:01:02,941 Listen, some things, you have to do on your own. 21 00:01:02,981 --> 00:01:04,541 You know what I mean? 22 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:07,941 What the fuck's going on out there? How come Tommo got to go in it? 23 00:01:07,981 --> 00:01:11,061 Be... Look leave the fucking hot tub alone now, all right? 24 00:01:11,101 --> 00:01:13,381 He's a temperamental bastard at the best of times. 25 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:15,421 Just get on wi' him. Know what I mean? 26 00:01:15,461 --> 00:01:18,981 MAN: It takes a long time to work out how to do this safely. We've been trained! 27 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:21,021 MAN: Who says I want to do it safely? 28 00:01:21,061 --> 00:01:24,381 I'm begging you, it's only a rabbit. Sorry. 29 00:01:24,421 --> 00:01:27,981 Sorry, are you?You'll kill him! I don't think you're sorry enough. 30 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:32,061 No, please.You are getting on my nerves.Please!You want to be next? 31 00:01:33,021 --> 00:01:36,501 Oh, my... Fucking hell. You all right, dude? 32 00:01:36,541 --> 00:01:38,461 How's it going? Vincent! 33 00:01:38,501 --> 00:01:41,141 Hiya, Manolito. Ah...Kevin. 34 00:01:42,261 --> 00:01:44,741 No. Please. No. 35 00:01:44,781 --> 00:01:46,661 Oh.I'm sorry. 36 00:01:46,701 --> 00:01:48,941 That's not good. Whoa. 37 00:01:48,981 --> 00:01:51,701 Ohh! Blinking hell. 38 00:01:51,741 --> 00:01:54,861 Please! Whoa. Fucking hell. 39 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:57,901 It's my Lola's fourth birthday. 40 00:01:57,941 --> 00:02:00,381 I'm throwing her a special birthday party. 41 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:04,061 Aw! H-happy birthday to the l-little lady.Thank you. 42 00:02:04,101 --> 00:02:06,741 Are you laying on weed for a four-year-old's party? 43 00:02:06,781 --> 00:02:09,781 It's for the grown-ups.Madhead I've got a lot of people coming. 44 00:02:09,821 --> 00:02:12,701 I want everyone to be nice and relaxed.Sure. 45 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:15,821 People come round here, they're always so uptight.Yeah. 46 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:20,101 I hear hot tubs are good for that sort of thing. S-so I've been told. 47 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:22,621 I didn't know you had... 48 00:02:22,661 --> 00:02:25,381 Is that fella gonna be OK spinning round on that thing there? 49 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:28,101 You don't need to worry. I'm gonna take care of him. 50 00:02:28,141 --> 00:02:29,421 Come. 51 00:02:30,141 --> 00:02:34,101 One person has let me down already. Completely unforgiveable. 52 00:02:34,141 --> 00:02:35,941 Fucking hell.Jeez. 53 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,901 Mr Rabbit Man here, took my money 54 00:02:37,941 --> 00:02:40,941 for a thoroughbred snow white bunny rabbit as fluffy as a cloud. 55 00:02:40,981 --> 00:02:44,941 On the day of my Lola's birthday he comes to me, says there is problem. 56 00:02:44,981 --> 00:02:48,341 I could get you an iguana. Lola don't want no stinking iguana. 57 00:02:48,381 --> 00:02:50,341 Lola wants the rabbit she was promised 58 00:02:50,381 --> 00:02:53,541 and has been looking forward to for the last six fucking months. 59 00:02:53,581 --> 00:02:56,381 Is this as fast as this thing goes? 60 00:02:56,421 --> 00:02:57,861 No. No! 61 00:02:57,901 --> 00:02:59,821 Hey. I'm ready for the blindfold. 62 00:02:59,861 --> 00:03:03,541 The blindfold? No! I-I-I'll get you a w-white bunny. 63 00:03:03,581 --> 00:03:08,141 You bring me rabbit? Yeah, sure. I-I-I'll g-get you one. 64 00:03:08,181 --> 00:03:13,021 N-n-no problem-o.You let me down, I'll have to put you on the target. 65 00:03:13,061 --> 00:03:14,861 No, please. No. No, no. 66 00:03:14,901 --> 00:03:17,341 # BARRETT STRONG: Money 67 00:03:19,341 --> 00:03:21,421 Fuck sake. A fucking drought on bunnies. 68 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:24,261 Do you know what I mean? Are they not shagging enough? 69 00:03:24,301 --> 00:03:26,901 Who the fuck knew that? Well as it happens, I did. 70 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:28,621 Heh-heh hey-hey! Jim! 71 00:03:28,661 --> 00:03:31,501 # Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh hey! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh hey! # 72 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:34,541 Yeah!All right then. Hey. Did somebody order...rabbits? 73 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,221 Yeah, I did, yeah. Ta-da! 74 00:03:37,901 --> 00:03:39,661 Take your pick. 75 00:03:39,701 --> 00:03:41,581 What-what-what-what are they? 76 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:44,701 They're rabbits, innit?They're not. They're fucking march hares. 77 00:03:44,741 --> 00:03:48,581 Fuck. What did I say to you? I said fluffy white rabbit, dude. 78 00:03:48,621 --> 00:03:51,701 All right, off-white.Fucking off-white? They're fucking dead. 79 00:03:51,741 --> 00:03:54,181 Well, what do you want fucking live ones for? 80 00:03:54,221 --> 00:03:56,101 Dead ones are better. How are they better? 81 00:03:56,141 --> 00:03:59,341 It's for a fucking child's birthday. She's fucking four years old. 82 00:03:59,381 --> 00:04:00,941 A rabbit? As a pet? 83 00:04:00,981 --> 00:04:04,021 Yeah.I've fucking heard it all now. They're vermin. 84 00:04:04,701 --> 00:04:07,621 Fucking horse is a pet. A dog is a pet. 85 00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:10,821 Animals that don't mind doing an honest days work, 86 00:04:10,861 --> 00:04:15,181 not fucking layabouts like rabbits and fucking goldfish! 87 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:17,461 Them lazy bastards... Will you sod off, you? 88 00:04:17,501 --> 00:04:20,061 Ah, fuck you! Jesus Christ. 89 00:04:20,101 --> 00:04:22,101 Who the fucking hell's that now? 90 00:04:22,901 --> 00:04:25,581 Fuck, it's Ronnie. What do you want, you cunt? 91 00:04:25,621 --> 00:04:28,141 I hear you're on the lookout for a fucking fluffy white rabbit. 92 00:04:28,181 --> 00:04:31,341 Right. Well, has it got a fucking pulse?Yeah, man, he's got a pulse. 93 00:04:31,381 --> 00:04:34,861 It's like that. Ronnie listen to me now. 94 00:04:34,901 --> 00:04:37,661 If come down there and it's a fucking chinchilla or it's dead, 95 00:04:37,701 --> 00:04:41,021 I'm gonna lose me shit, dude.Great rabbits don't come fucking cheap. 96 00:04:41,061 --> 00:04:43,741 Fuck, how much do you want for it, you fucking idiot? 97 00:04:43,781 --> 00:04:47,341 What d'you mean? I want the rabbit's weight in weed, fucking obviously. 98 00:04:47,381 --> 00:04:49,221 Wait a sec. Vinnie? 99 00:04:50,261 --> 00:04:53,901 Well, it's about 80, 90% fluff. 100 00:04:53,941 --> 00:04:55,941 Yeah, 85. Well, how much does fluff weigh? 101 00:04:55,981 --> 00:04:58,301 Fluff, well, it's er... about the same as wool. 102 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:01,221 Do I look like I understand the weight of wool, like a Saxon trader, 103 00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:04,061 you fucking lemon, eh? Jesus fucking wept. 104 00:05:04,101 --> 00:05:06,701 How much does a rabbit weigh? About half a cat?Half a cat. 105 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:09,341 That'll do. I'll see you up at Jim's farm in half an hour. 106 00:05:09,381 --> 00:05:11,381 # METALLICA: Sad But True 107 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,861 Fucking dick. That's a lot bigger than I thought he'd be. 108 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:20,101 Take a look at Albert. We're gonna need more weed, Vinnie. 109 00:05:20,141 --> 00:05:21,901 Shit. Fuck sake. 110 00:05:21,941 --> 00:05:25,061 I mean, what kind of a fucking diet's this lad on? 111 00:05:25,101 --> 00:05:28,741 Big man.Has he ever fucking seen a carrot, this lad? He's a meat eater. 112 00:05:28,781 --> 00:05:32,301 He's fucking huge. He is massive. He's like a fucking white giant. 113 00:05:32,341 --> 00:05:34,781 Everything's fucking huge to you though, innit? 114 00:05:34,821 --> 00:05:37,461 Ohh.Yes! 115 00:05:37,501 --> 00:05:39,541 Ohh. 116 00:05:39,581 --> 00:05:42,741 That's a lot.Ohh. Stop making that fucking noise. 117 00:05:42,781 --> 00:05:44,941 We better pay him, otherwise this knobhead's 118 00:05:44,981 --> 00:05:47,341 gonna get span and skewered at a child's party. 119 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,821 Can you take him to Manolito without any fuck-ups?Yeah, course. 120 00:05:50,861 --> 00:05:52,621 Good lad. Go on, get gone. Bye. 121 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,941 Sorry I'm late, are you pissed off with me?No, not really, 122 00:05:56,981 --> 00:06:00,341 but I want you to take this time that we have together seriously. 123 00:06:00,381 --> 00:06:02,381 It's precious time, Vinnie. Yeah. 124 00:06:02,421 --> 00:06:04,421 Yeah. Sorry. 125 00:06:04,461 --> 00:06:06,461 So, I met Erin, like you asked. 126 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,461 She's a good soul. Oh.She cares for you. 127 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:12,621 Therapist approved, is she? 128 00:06:14,421 --> 00:06:16,341 I always feel like I hold her back. 129 00:06:16,381 --> 00:06:20,181 From what I can see, Erin knows how to look after herself. 130 00:06:20,221 --> 00:06:23,061 Oh. Do you mind being outside today? 131 00:06:24,421 --> 00:06:26,781 No, no. Hell no. It's nice, innit? 132 00:06:27,701 --> 00:06:29,941 I've always preferred being outside anyway, 133 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:34,021 ever since being little, I reckon. Yeah? What would you do? 134 00:06:38,221 --> 00:06:40,781 'I was always going down to the woods y'know. 135 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:43,621 'It was quiet there. No-one bloody shouting at me 136 00:06:43,661 --> 00:06:46,501 'or fucking laughing at me... 137 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:48,981 '..like in school. Just a lot of trees. 138 00:06:50,341 --> 00:06:53,181 'Bugs and...leaves. 139 00:06:54,141 --> 00:06:56,141 'There were these deer. 140 00:06:56,181 --> 00:07:00,701 'Do you know, I'd wait for them for bloody hours. I'd keep really still. 141 00:07:01,501 --> 00:07:05,501 'I just... I wanted to get close to them you see. Just... I don't know... 142 00:07:06,621 --> 00:07:09,461 'They didn't have any bloody expectations of me 143 00:07:09,501 --> 00:07:11,221 'or fucking demands. 144 00:07:11,261 --> 00:07:14,661 'And they looked like they belonged where they were. 145 00:07:17,701 --> 00:07:21,101 'Then once this bloody massive one, I remember him passing right by me. 146 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,141 'I could've touched it. 147 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,221 'Maybe it is stupid but I just... 148 00:07:27,061 --> 00:07:30,101 ' I felt like it was trying to tell me summat, y'know. 149 00:07:30,141 --> 00:07:32,141 'Never felt so bloody safe. 150 00:07:32,181 --> 00:07:34,181 'I just... 151 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:37,021 'I wished I could just stay in them woods forever.' 152 00:07:38,421 --> 00:07:41,381 Do you find yourself envying the deer? 153 00:07:42,661 --> 00:07:45,501 Yeah. Fucking hell. I still do. 154 00:07:48,141 --> 00:07:50,741 You know, they just look like they belong there. 155 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:54,781 Just a part of all of it. 156 00:07:54,821 --> 00:07:57,461 The environment, the landscape. 157 00:07:58,981 --> 00:08:00,941 And they were just always so... 158 00:08:02,221 --> 00:08:04,861 ..adaptable and I really liked that about them. 159 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:08,021 Hm. Adaptable. How where they adaptable? 160 00:08:08,061 --> 00:08:10,781 Well, it just didn't matter how brutal it got for them. 161 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:12,621 They wouldn't dwell on any of it. 162 00:08:12,661 --> 00:08:14,941 Just power through and get on with things. 163 00:08:14,981 --> 00:08:17,821 And you think that's an important ability for an animal - 164 00:08:17,861 --> 00:08:21,301 to 'get on with things'? Well, of course it is, innit? 165 00:08:21,341 --> 00:08:23,061 Yeah? Because? 166 00:08:23,741 --> 00:08:25,941 Well, because if you don't... 167 00:08:25,981 --> 00:08:28,821 You know, if you don't move on, you won't fucking survive. 168 00:08:28,861 --> 00:08:30,821 It's just life. 169 00:08:30,861 --> 00:08:34,381 And it is brutal, bloody cruel all at the same time but... 170 00:08:36,301 --> 00:08:39,821 It is. It's just the way things are. It's life. 171 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,901 Yes. 172 00:08:45,061 --> 00:08:47,061 # SAM COOKE: What A Wonderful World 173 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:52,181 All right? 174 00:08:55,221 --> 00:08:57,741 "Oh, Kevin, you are my hero." 175 00:08:57,781 --> 00:09:01,221 "My name's actually Cardi." "Oh, my God, I've been calling you Kevin!" 176 00:09:01,261 --> 00:09:04,101 "It's all right, it doesn't matter, just for future. 177 00:09:04,141 --> 00:09:07,141 "Get up off your knees, Manolito, there's no need..." 178 00:09:07,181 --> 00:09:10,581 "No, Cardi, I am serious, baby. 179 00:09:10,621 --> 00:09:12,581 "If there's anything you ever 180 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:15,381 "possibly want from me, I'll give it to you." 181 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:19,021 "Er...I really don't think that there's anything... 182 00:09:19,061 --> 00:09:22,141 "Actually, do you know what? 183 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,341 "When we were walking through your house... 184 00:09:25,381 --> 00:09:28,141 "that wasn't a hot tub I saw back there, was it?" 185 00:09:28,181 --> 00:09:31,981 Oh! Fucking hell! You all right? You all right, Albert? 186 00:09:32,021 --> 00:09:33,461 Shit. 187 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:38,261 Oh, shit. I-I-I'm really sorry, I d-didn't see you there. 188 00:09:38,301 --> 00:09:41,901 Really...really it's not a problem. You barely touched us.Hang on. 189 00:09:43,901 --> 00:09:48,261 Thought I recognised that cretinous stutter. 190 00:09:48,301 --> 00:09:51,541 What the fuck were you thinking, driving so recklessly? 191 00:09:51,581 --> 00:09:55,061 I w-w-wasn't. J-j-j... W-w-w-w! 192 00:09:55,101 --> 00:09:57,781 Yes, you fucking were, you dribbling, inbred twat. 193 00:09:57,821 --> 00:10:01,421 You've given me whiplash. Where's your insurance? 194 00:10:01,461 --> 00:10:05,701 I-I-I-I'm in the p-p-process of applying for it. 195 00:10:05,741 --> 00:10:08,701 Ooh... 196 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,981 I would not want to be you right now. High-speed crash. 197 00:10:12,021 --> 00:10:16,461 Innocent party. Life-changing injuries.Russell!No. 198 00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:20,501 I'm afraid I'm going to have to report this, Lucinda, let the police deal with it. 199 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,741 Oh, no, don't... Please, please, please. 200 00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:26,421 Please, I'll do anything.I'm looking at extensive physio here. 201 00:10:26,461 --> 00:10:29,301 We're talking thousands. I don't see any way round it. 202 00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:32,301 I'll do anything. Please. All right. You got six grand? 203 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:37,261 Eh?Compensation. Should be ten but we'll call it...six for cash. 204 00:10:37,301 --> 00:10:41,181 Keep you out of prison. I...I don't have s-s-s-s-six grand. 205 00:10:41,221 --> 00:10:45,341 All right, well, what about your mam or your grandma 206 00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:48,861 or er... What the fucking hell is that? 207 00:10:48,901 --> 00:10:51,381 He-he-he's just a friend. I just... 208 00:10:51,421 --> 00:10:53,861 No, he's just a friend! He's just a friend. 209 00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:56,581 Please, he's very-very-very, p-p-precious! 210 00:10:56,621 --> 00:11:00,221 Is he? Don't worry, I won't hurt him. 211 00:11:00,261 --> 00:11:02,381 Whoa! Oh! 212 00:11:03,181 --> 00:11:05,461 Look the size of this bastard! 213 00:11:05,501 --> 00:11:07,581 C-can I have him back now, please? 214 00:11:07,621 --> 00:11:11,181 Yeah, course you can. Just get me six grand and you can have him. 215 00:11:11,221 --> 00:11:13,221 You know where I am. 216 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,621 # TAME IMPALA: Elephant 217 00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:20,981 Shit. 218 00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:30,861 # I Feel Good 219 00:11:50,901 --> 00:11:52,341 Carol? 220 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:56,541 You all right?No. Something terrible's happened. 221 00:11:56,581 --> 00:11:59,621 Fucking Russell Hardwick's taken Manolito's daughter's rabbit. 222 00:11:59,661 --> 00:12:03,461 Remind me why I should give a shit. I told Manolito I'd get him a rabbit 223 00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:05,981 cos there was a man on a spinning wheel. And I got a rabbit. 224 00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:10,461 Then I bumped the van and-and now I'm gonna be on the fucking wheel 225 00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:13,181 and I really don't want to be... What day is it, Cardi? 226 00:12:13,221 --> 00:12:15,581 Wednesday. No, er... 227 00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:17,781 Saturday. Is it? 228 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,821 It's our anniversary, Cardi. 229 00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:25,621 Does it mean that little to you? What? No. No. No. No. No. I just... 230 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:30,181 Just... I thought...thought it was a d-d-d-different day. 231 00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:32,781 No. It's today. 232 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:35,501 Your present's over there. 233 00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:48,461 Oh, wow. 234 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,461 That is... It's lovely. 235 00:12:51,461 --> 00:12:53,061 I love it. 236 00:12:53,101 --> 00:12:55,101 Erm, er... 237 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,901 All right, I'll just... I'll be back in five minutes. 238 00:12:57,941 --> 00:13:01,101 Where are you off to? Just popping to the shop to g-g-g... 239 00:13:01,141 --> 00:13:03,741 get a card and some flowers. I don't fucking want a card 240 00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:05,861 and fucking flowers from the fucking shop. 241 00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:07,661 It's too late. 242 00:13:07,701 --> 00:13:10,141 It's the fucking gesture that counts. 243 00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:12,541 The remembering. 244 00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:16,301 Look, I'm sorry, Carol, I thought... I thought it were a different month. 245 00:13:16,341 --> 00:13:19,501 I've had a really shit day. Russell Hardwick's been so mean. 246 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:23,261 Jesus Christ! Him again?! Would you never learn to stand up for yourself? 247 00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:26,981 People like him are gonna walk all over you unless you do. 248 00:13:27,021 --> 00:13:30,261 I did...I did stand up to him. If you never stand up for yourself, 249 00:13:30,301 --> 00:13:32,861 how can I ever expect you to stand up for me, huh? 250 00:13:32,901 --> 00:13:35,581 You don't need standing up for. 251 00:13:35,621 --> 00:13:37,421 What? Why the fuck not?! 252 00:13:37,461 --> 00:13:39,421 Because you scare people, Carol. 253 00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:41,661 What the hell do you mean? 254 00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:45,101 You're aggressive! Everyone's too scared to argue with you, 255 00:13:45,141 --> 00:13:46,981 no-one ever says nothing you won't like 256 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,701 in case you say something mean to them because you're mean. 257 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:53,621 Is that fucking right? Now we're finding out how things really are. 258 00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:56,581 Shows you how wrong I was about this fucking relationship. 259 00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:59,701 Nothing's wrong with it. Are you fucking joking me? 260 00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:02,941 There's only one of us doing anything in this relationship. 261 00:14:02,981 --> 00:14:07,101 I'm more like a mother to you than I am a lover.What's wrong with that? 262 00:14:07,141 --> 00:14:09,661 Oh, Christ almighty! Cardi! 263 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:12,621 You can't go through your whole fucking life 264 00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:15,461 expecting everyone to mop up after you. 265 00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:19,621 I need someone with a level of emotional maturity. 266 00:14:19,661 --> 00:14:22,941 Someone who can support me if I need them to. 267 00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:25,181 Someone that I can depend on. 268 00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:27,421 You can depend on me! 269 00:14:28,421 --> 00:14:31,621 I can't even depend on you to remember the fucking anniversary. 270 00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:34,741 I did remember it. I just remembered a different day! 271 00:14:34,781 --> 00:14:36,501 Fuck! 272 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:39,221 I can stand up for myself! 273 00:14:41,101 --> 00:14:43,461 I can do all those things you want me to do. 274 00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,501 I can change, Carol. 275 00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:51,541 I think my mum might be a bit more eager to celebrate than I am. 276 00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:53,741 I think she really wants to let her hair down. 277 00:14:53,781 --> 00:14:55,621 What, at a baby shower? 278 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:59,141 She's kind of treating it a bit more like the hen-do I never had. 279 00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:02,901 Oh, God. OK. Well, she'll calm down once we get to the spa. 280 00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,941 Yeah. 281 00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:09,901 Look up there. Little cloud balloons. How cute. 282 00:15:09,941 --> 00:15:12,861 Baby shower! Whoo-hoo! 283 00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:14,941 Let's do it! Oh, God. 284 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,861 Whoo-hoo! Here we go. Cheers. 285 00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:22,701 Right, here you go. This one's for you, Sugar.Thank you. Very nice. 286 00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:24,741 # DONNA SUMMER: I Feel Love 287 00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:27,461 Ohh! 288 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:31,221 Mum, again. This has got alcohol in it. 289 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,781 Er, yeah, it's a cocktail, innit? 290 00:15:33,821 --> 00:15:35,821 It's not a hen-do. It's a baby shower. 291 00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:38,621 And I can't drink alcohol because I'm eight months pregnant. 292 00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:40,821 I was a fortnight in Magaluf with the girls 293 00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:44,141 when I was pregnant with you. Never did me any harm.You what? 294 00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:46,301 I booked it before I found out. 295 00:15:46,341 --> 00:15:48,341 It was a hundred quid deposit. 296 00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:50,941 God! Do you want me to change it? 297 00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:54,821 Carol, you made it! Are you all right, love? 298 00:15:54,861 --> 00:15:56,861 To tell the truth, I'm not, Liz. 299 00:15:56,901 --> 00:16:00,301 Let's turn this off. I wasn't so sure that I should come. 300 00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:02,341 Are you OK, Carol? 301 00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:07,621 I don't know where to start now. 302 00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:11,541 I've been called all sorts of things today. 303 00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:13,501 What? By who? 304 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:15,061 Cardi. 305 00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,661 Cardi? Cardi called you names? 306 00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:20,301 Like what? 307 00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:22,781 Like...aggressive... 308 00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:26,341 ..and mean... 309 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,021 Right. OK. 310 00:16:28,061 --> 00:16:29,621 Scary. 311 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,661 Yeah. Mm. 312 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:37,821 I just don't know if I see a future for us now, like...like this. 313 00:16:38,941 --> 00:16:42,901 I need someone that...that cares about what I need, y'know. 314 00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:48,421 # BILLY STEWART: A Fat Boy Can Cry 315 00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:05,701 Russell! I want a word with you! 316 00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:08,741 Can I help you?Yeah, you can give me my fucking rabbit back. 317 00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:11,301 I beg your pardon? You heard me. 318 00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:13,621 I want my fucking rabbit back, now! 319 00:17:13,661 --> 00:17:16,821 All right, let's just go over here. No, how about we stay right here 320 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,221 and talk about you stealing people's rabbits?! 321 00:17:19,261 --> 00:17:22,781 Let's just calm down, shall we?I'm not fucking calming down, I am calm. 322 00:17:22,821 --> 00:17:26,421 All right. OK, OK. Take a breath. 323 00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:30,101 I want my fucking rabbit back now. 324 00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:35,461 All right. This rabbit means a lot to you, doesn't it? 325 00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:39,661 I know we've had our differences 326 00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:43,501 and that's probably just as m-m-much my fault as it is yours. 327 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:46,141 I'm not a s-s-s-successful man like you, Russell. 328 00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:48,621 I don't have riches and I don't want 'em either. 329 00:17:48,661 --> 00:17:52,021 All I want is my wife, Carol, and for her to be happy 330 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:55,181 and she's n-n-not happy 331 00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:59,221 because I don't stand up for myself. I know. 332 00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:02,621 You'd do anything for her, wouldn't you?I fucking would.Yeah. 333 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,341 All right. Suck my plums. 334 00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:09,701 Eh? Go on. 335 00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:12,941 Suck my plums. 336 00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:15,701 You said you'd do anything. Fuck off, man! 337 00:18:19,821 --> 00:18:22,141 Don't pick on me. 338 00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:25,421 My wife thinks I'm a loser. 339 00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,181 Get out. 340 00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:33,501 Christ. 341 00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:35,741 I'm not scared of you, Russell. 342 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,261 You're just a c-c-c-c-c... You c-c-c-c-c-c... 343 00:18:39,301 --> 00:18:42,541 c-can't even say it, can you? I bet you can even fucking spell it. 344 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:45,261 Turf him out. Make sure he don't come back. 345 00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:50,861 Get off! 346 00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:52,901 I...I can fucking spell it! 347 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:57,341 You've analysed it yourself as well as I ever could. 348 00:18:57,381 --> 00:18:58,901 Like them deer? 349 00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:00,941 Yes. 350 00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:02,941 Exactly like them. 351 00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:07,101 The only constant is change. Mm. 352 00:19:07,141 --> 00:19:10,221 People move away, you know. They find work, 353 00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:12,621 they...they fall in love, 354 00:19:13,301 --> 00:19:17,621 they pass away from illness or old age. 355 00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:22,261 People can come into and out of our lives in an instant. 356 00:19:22,301 --> 00:19:24,861 It doesn't mean we have to like it, but it's just life. 357 00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:29,781 That's how it is. Like those leaves on the trees, always renewing. 358 00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:35,781 Things renew, Vinnie. Change is everywhere. 359 00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:37,981 I know. I know what you mean. I know. 360 00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:41,141 Like...like Dyl leaving or my mum. Mm. 361 00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:44,341 I know it's meant to be normal... 362 00:19:48,141 --> 00:19:50,501 ..but it just makes me so fucking sad. 363 00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,941 Fuck. Perhaps I'll get over it. 364 00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:06,021 Yeah. But he's harmless. Yeah, and he's a sweet guy. 365 00:20:06,061 --> 00:20:08,661 Am I not allowed to be angry because everybody loves him? 366 00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:11,701 Yous don't have to live with him. So what am I? 367 00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:14,301 Am I a bad person for feeling this desperate? 368 00:20:15,141 --> 00:20:18,381 When I have to do everything for him? Everything! 369 00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,941 And if I leave it up to him, Mother of Jesus, he's... 370 00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:26,661 he's like your man with fucking gold fingers but only in reverse. 371 00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:29,101 Everything he touches turns to shite. 372 00:20:29,141 --> 00:20:33,381 Look, Carol, it's Cardi, all right? He loves you, you love him. 373 00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:37,461 But men used to desire me. I want to be desired. 374 00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:42,941 They always admired me. I mean, although, admittedly, it was fleeting but... 375 00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:46,701 They used to be fighting over me in the kebab shop. 376 00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:49,101 But how many of them were ever any good for you? 377 00:20:49,141 --> 00:20:50,901 That's not the point, Sugar! 378 00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:54,221 The point, is that I felt desired 379 00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:56,101 and it doesn't happen any more. 380 00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:58,301 Oh, course it does. Cardi desires you. 381 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:01,021 Well, if he does, he doesn't know how to show it. 382 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,261 Ah, sure, fuck. I thought I could... 383 00:21:06,261 --> 00:21:09,501 I thought I could fix him up, you know, like... 384 00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,701 I thought I could train him to be better. 385 00:21:18,741 --> 00:21:22,181 I need to get out of here, lads, need to just get my head sorted. 386 00:21:22,221 --> 00:21:24,221 Do you want us to come with you? 387 00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:26,941 No, no. I'll just go on me own. 388 00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:31,221 Jesus. God. 389 00:21:32,781 --> 00:21:34,781 # JOHNNY CASH: Hurt 390 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:51,221 One of them. And two of those cream puffs. 391 00:21:51,261 --> 00:21:54,541 The choux de la creme? You having people over? 392 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,741 Am I fuck. Don't bother boxing 'em up, just hand 'em over. 393 00:21:57,781 --> 00:21:59,061 Oh. 394 00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:06,261 I may regret asking, but is everything all right? No, it's not, Graham. 395 00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:11,421 I'm a complete disaster, man. I ruin everything I touch. 396 00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:15,941 Relationships. Children's birthday parties. You name it. 397 00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:20,181 A chap I used to know quite well was convinced he was a failure too, 398 00:22:20,221 --> 00:22:23,061 once upon a time. Always beating himself up, he was. 399 00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:26,781 Constantly telling himself how bad he was at everything. 400 00:22:26,821 --> 00:22:28,941 You know what happened to him? 401 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,581 He was you. 402 00:22:30,621 --> 00:22:33,941 What? No, he bloody well jumped in front of a train. 403 00:22:33,981 --> 00:22:36,421 Oh. Why would you think I... 404 00:22:36,461 --> 00:22:39,581 The point is, repeating negative thoughts of ourselves 405 00:22:39,621 --> 00:22:41,741 only reinforces negativity. 406 00:22:42,621 --> 00:22:44,781 You need to do what I do every morning. 407 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,261 You look in the mirror and you visualise the man you want to be 408 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:51,701 and ask him what would he do, see yourself doing that, 409 00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:53,781 and then go and blooming well do it. 410 00:22:53,821 --> 00:22:55,701 I mean, imagine if I'd given up 411 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,741 the first time I got a soggy bottom. 412 00:23:00,061 --> 00:23:01,821 I've got... 413 00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:03,901 I've got an idea. 414 00:23:03,941 --> 00:23:06,941 Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do summat. 415 00:23:06,981 --> 00:23:10,181 I'm going to do summat!Are you gonna pay for those, you fucker? 416 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,501 Put them on the tab! You haven't got a tab! 417 00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:14,381 # DAVID BOWIE: Modern Love 418 00:23:14,421 --> 00:23:16,381 # And when to stay in 419 00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:19,701 # Get things done 420 00:23:22,781 --> 00:23:25,421 # I catch a paper boy 421 00:23:25,461 --> 00:23:28,021 # But things don't really change 422 00:23:28,061 --> 00:23:30,861 # I'm standing in the wind 423 00:23:30,901 --> 00:23:33,341 # But I never wave bye-bye 424 00:23:36,461 --> 00:23:38,301 # But I try 425 00:23:39,741 --> 00:23:41,461 # I try # 426 00:23:52,141 --> 00:23:55,101 'Ey up! Ooh! Hiya. Are you all right? 427 00:23:55,141 --> 00:23:57,541 Ooh, are you all right, Meena, sweetheart? 428 00:23:57,581 --> 00:23:59,581 What brings you here? 429 00:23:59,621 --> 00:24:02,061 Just dropping off some info on personal funeral plans 430 00:24:02,101 --> 00:24:06,421 Tommo was interested in.Yeah. I was, actually. So, thank you, Meena. 431 00:24:06,461 --> 00:24:08,621 Funeral business is a massive rip off. 432 00:24:08,661 --> 00:24:10,301 Yeah, well, they seem pretty happy. 433 00:24:10,341 --> 00:24:13,541 I think you'll find, Jim, our packages are competitively priced. 434 00:24:13,581 --> 00:24:15,781 Not compared to my pit, you're not. 435 00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:17,581 Your pit? It's great, my pit. 436 00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:21,421 Nothing that goes in there ever comes back out. 437 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:25,341 And it costs fuck all. And that's where I'm going. 438 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,741 Sorry. Guys! Guys! 439 00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:32,181 What, Cardi?! I've got an idea. 440 00:24:45,621 --> 00:24:49,861 CARDI: 'Everyone's too scared to argue with you, no-one ever says nothing you won't like 441 00:24:49,901 --> 00:24:54,181 in case you say something mean to them because you're mean.' 442 00:24:54,221 --> 00:24:56,861 # The knives are out 443 00:24:58,701 --> 00:25:00,621 # We are broken 444 00:25:02,821 --> 00:25:05,781 # You spat your truth 445 00:25:08,101 --> 00:25:10,981 # I hope you're choking 446 00:25:14,501 --> 00:25:18,381 # You will never be the man I wish that you could be 447 00:25:19,141 --> 00:25:22,781 # Before your time, the lads were fighting over me 448 00:25:24,461 --> 00:25:26,461 # Two weddings in 449 00:25:28,581 --> 00:25:30,701 # What was I thinking? 450 00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:35,301 # Not one of us 451 00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:40,261 # Young lad from England... 452 00:25:40,301 --> 00:25:41,781 I don't need a baby. 453 00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:44,301 I need you. 454 00:25:44,341 --> 00:25:48,141 # Too late for me to have the baby of your dreams 455 00:25:48,821 --> 00:25:55,501 # Held on for life and prayed that I was all you'd need 456 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:59,301 # Where will I go? 457 00:25:59,341 --> 00:26:00,661 That's lovely! 458 00:26:00,701 --> 00:26:04,421 # Who will love me? 459 00:26:04,461 --> 00:26:07,461 # Stand up and fight 460 00:26:09,061 --> 00:26:13,621 # If I am worthy 461 00:26:15,461 --> 00:26:19,621 # I'm only tough, my love, because I had to be 462 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:25,661 # You brightened everything when you sat next to me... 463 00:26:25,701 --> 00:26:28,821 I really fucking love her, man. And I need her. 464 00:26:28,861 --> 00:26:35,781 # Everybody suffering 465 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:38,781 # We all had a part to play 466 00:26:38,821 --> 00:26:40,941 # Looking for someone to blame 467 00:26:40,981 --> 00:26:43,421 # Love is the only way 468 00:26:43,461 --> 00:26:47,461 # Will we try again? 469 00:26:48,461 --> 00:26:50,741 # Nights on my own 470 00:26:52,901 --> 00:26:55,861 # Time moves so slowly 471 00:26:57,621 --> 00:27:00,341 # No-one should live 472 00:27:01,901 --> 00:27:04,941 # This life so lonely... What about getting to know each other? 473 00:27:04,981 --> 00:27:08,021 What about... Romeo, meet Cardi. 474 00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:12,621 # You saved me from my days of dark debauchery 475 00:27:12,661 --> 00:27:14,341 # You knew just who I was 476 00:27:14,381 --> 00:27:17,981 # Don't twist your knife in me... 477 00:27:18,021 --> 00:27:19,861 Fuck! 478 00:27:19,901 --> 00:27:24,661 # Where will I go? 479 00:27:24,701 --> 00:27:29,021 # Who will love me? 480 00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:31,341 # Stand up and fight! 481 00:27:33,661 --> 00:27:37,741 # If I am worthy 482 00:27:40,021 --> 00:27:43,461 # I'm only tough, my love, because I had to be 483 00:27:44,501 --> 00:27:50,821 # You brightened everything when you sat next to me 484 00:27:51,741 --> 00:27:56,061 # Sit next to me 485 00:28:00,741 --> 00:28:05,781 # Sit next to me 486 00:28:09,901 --> 00:28:15,141 # And we'll see # 487 00:28:24,461 --> 00:28:26,901 Right, I'm gonna sneak in through the front. 488 00:28:26,941 --> 00:28:31,141 You and Tommo go in through the kitchen, right, pose as caterers. 489 00:28:31,181 --> 00:28:35,301 They're short-staffed. Just say that the agency sent you.Right. 490 00:28:35,341 --> 00:28:37,661 What am I doing? You're the getaway driver.Yes! 491 00:28:37,701 --> 00:28:40,941 I think Albert will be in t'main room.Albert's the giant rabbit? 492 00:28:40,981 --> 00:28:42,341 Yes, so... Got ya. 493 00:28:42,381 --> 00:28:45,861 You two go in there, you blend in - collect plates, glasses, whatever. 494 00:28:45,901 --> 00:28:48,061 Then, when I pull the fire alarm, 495 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:51,301 you escort everyone to the emergency exits, I'll go in, grab Albert, 496 00:28:51,341 --> 00:28:55,301 meet back here, Jim'll be waiting. It's a bit light on revenge for me. 497 00:28:55,341 --> 00:28:59,221 Hey, look, this is Cardi's plan. It's a good one. Simple. Achievable. 498 00:28:59,261 --> 00:29:02,421 You could take a shit on the table. All right, bad Santa. 499 00:29:02,461 --> 00:29:06,261 Quick in and out. Got it. Look, you don't have to do this, if you don't want to? 500 00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:08,821 No, I do, I do. I really do. 501 00:29:08,861 --> 00:29:13,141 I have to do it for me and f-f-for Carol. 502 00:29:13,181 --> 00:29:14,821 That's fair enough. 503 00:29:16,701 --> 00:29:18,661 Got to do what you've got to do. 504 00:29:18,701 --> 00:29:20,701 # KANYE WEST: Mercy 505 00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:25,941 # It is a weepin' and a mournin' and a gnashin' of teeth 506 00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:29,781 # It is a—when it comes to my sound which is the champion sound 507 00:29:29,821 --> 00:29:34,981 # Believe, believe # O-O-O-OK, Lamborghini Mercy 508 00:29:35,021 --> 00:29:36,621 # Your chick, she so thirsty 509 00:29:36,661 --> 00:29:39,821 # I'm in that two-seat Lambo with your girl, she tryna jerk me 510 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,741 # OK, Lamborghini Mercy 511 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:44,301 # Your chick, she so thirsty... 512 00:29:54,141 --> 00:29:56,141 # Lamborghini Mercy # 513 00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:02,061 Fuck it. 514 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,421 # PATSY CLINE: Crazy 515 00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:09,101 I'm starving. 516 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,381 Fuck this. 517 00:30:19,021 --> 00:30:23,381 Anyway, now it's time for the annual blooper reel. 518 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:26,701 So, if we could have the lights, please? 519 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:30,581 And if anyone can be relied upon to make the yearly blooper reel, 520 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:34,061 it is Roger Forsyth. 521 00:30:34,101 --> 00:30:37,661 As can be witnessed from this amazing video, 522 00:30:37,701 --> 00:30:39,661 Roger has spent more time in bunkers 523 00:30:39,701 --> 00:30:42,581 than Hitler, Goebbels and Eva Braun put together. 524 00:30:42,621 --> 00:30:45,421 As you can see, he's digging his way through to Australia. 525 00:30:45,461 --> 00:30:47,541 Nice one, Roger. 526 00:30:54,741 --> 00:30:56,541 Mate, what are you doing? 527 00:30:56,581 --> 00:30:59,461 Can someone get this tramp out of my kitchen? 528 00:30:59,501 --> 00:31:03,101 Fucking overcooked.Get out now. It's fucking overcooked. 529 00:31:03,141 --> 00:31:05,901 Call the fucking cops. Fucking leg it!Sorry. 530 00:31:06,941 --> 00:31:08,621 Who the fuck is that? 531 00:31:12,221 --> 00:31:13,821 For fuck's sake. 532 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:17,901 Don't panic. Don't panic. 533 00:31:17,941 --> 00:31:20,741 Panic! Fire! Run for your lives! 534 00:31:22,101 --> 00:31:23,661 Fire! Get out! Run! 535 00:31:23,701 --> 00:31:24,981 You?! 536 00:31:25,021 --> 00:31:28,181 Argh! MEENA: Get out! Get out! Get out! 537 00:31:31,501 --> 00:31:34,581 I don't believe it. It's that thick fuck. 538 00:31:34,621 --> 00:31:37,541 Get him. Get him. Get him. He's got the rabbit. 539 00:31:37,581 --> 00:31:39,341 Shit. Oh, shit. 540 00:31:39,381 --> 00:31:42,261 He's gone over there. Spread out! For God's sake! 541 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,381 Get after him. There he goes. 542 00:31:45,421 --> 00:31:46,981 Hit the lights! 543 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:51,061 50 quid to whoever gets him. 544 00:31:55,901 --> 00:31:57,781 Stop there, sunshine! 545 00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,741 No, no, no stop, he's got him! 546 00:32:03,901 --> 00:32:08,381 Fucking hell! Get the buggy, get the buggy! 547 00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:12,021 Let's go. Let's go! 548 00:32:19,381 --> 00:32:23,061 Where the fuck is he?Who? Fucking Kevin! I fucking warned him. 549 00:32:23,101 --> 00:32:25,061 He thinks he can take the piss out of me? 550 00:32:25,101 --> 00:32:28,421 I'll murder his fucking family. Shit!No-one pull this shit on me. 551 00:32:28,461 --> 00:32:30,781 I swear no-one's pulling shit on you. 552 00:32:30,821 --> 00:32:33,221 We wouldn't dare. That's a gift from us to you. 553 00:32:33,261 --> 00:32:36,101 I'm gonna find out where Kevin is right the fuck now. 554 00:32:37,661 --> 00:32:39,901 # LANGHORNE SLIM & THE LAW: The Way We Move 555 00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:50,901 Oh, I wonder where he can be 556 00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:53,541 What a fucking simpleton. I told you, didn't I? 557 00:32:54,381 --> 00:32:56,901 You're trapped, you fucking inbred. 558 00:32:57,781 --> 00:32:59,421 You go round there. 559 00:33:05,261 --> 00:33:06,541 Fucking hell! 560 00:33:06,581 --> 00:33:08,301 TOMMO: Right! MEENA: Yes, Cardi! 561 00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:10,861 Yes! Whoo! 562 00:33:13,261 --> 00:33:15,261 TOMMO: Go on, lad! MEENA: Yes! 563 00:33:19,821 --> 00:33:22,261 He's making for the exit. Come on, run!Shit. 564 00:33:31,021 --> 00:33:34,621 I'm gonna fucking kill you! Do you hear me? 565 00:33:34,661 --> 00:33:38,621 I'm gonna skin you alive! And your fucking rabbit! 566 00:33:45,461 --> 00:33:47,461 Check this out, Albert. 567 00:33:53,821 --> 00:33:55,741 No, no, no, no, no! 568 00:33:55,781 --> 00:33:59,581 No! What are you doing? No, stop! 569 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,741 What the fucking fuck is he doing? 570 00:34:03,621 --> 00:34:07,141 He's ploughing! He's fucking ploughing! 571 00:34:22,141 --> 00:34:25,781 CARDI: Hey, Russell! I think you'll find I can spell it! 572 00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:34,621 Fu-u-u-u-uck! 573 00:34:35,381 --> 00:34:38,341 Carol?Where is he, Vinnie? Don't...don't...don't... 574 00:34:38,381 --> 00:34:39,901 don't kick off, all right? 575 00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:42,421 Listen, it's a fucking nightmare here, all right? 576 00:34:42,461 --> 00:34:45,541 I've got him going apeshit in there. Fucking Manolito cunt! 577 00:34:45,581 --> 00:34:47,381 At who? At fucking Cardi. 578 00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:50,781 Because if he doesn't bring that 4ft rabbit quick, 579 00:34:50,821 --> 00:34:52,781 he's gonna end up on that fucking circle 580 00:34:52,821 --> 00:34:54,821 having daggers and shit thrown at him. 581 00:34:54,861 --> 00:34:57,461 Where is this prick Manolito? I'll fucking sort him out. 582 00:34:57,501 --> 00:35:00,541 Do not fight Manolito. It's not gonna go down well. He's like cartel. 583 00:35:00,581 --> 00:35:02,261 Shit, he's there. 584 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:04,221 Did you speak to him? I've spoke- 585 00:35:04,261 --> 00:35:07,341 TOMMO: Make way! Go on, you too. 586 00:35:07,381 --> 00:35:11,181 And you, big lad. I give to you the biggest fucking rabbit 587 00:35:11,221 --> 00:35:13,701 you've ever seen in your goddamn life, sweetheart. 588 00:35:13,741 --> 00:35:18,221 This is Albert. He likes eating l-l-leaves and f-f-flowers. 589 00:35:18,261 --> 00:35:22,101 Oh, my God. He is amazing. He's all right, yeah. 590 00:35:22,141 --> 00:35:25,701 He's perfect. Lola is going to be over the moon. 591 00:35:25,741 --> 00:35:28,861 Great, are you happy?Of course! Get him some bloody cage. 592 00:35:28,901 --> 00:35:31,781 # PATIENCE AND PRUDENCE: Tonight You Belong To Me 593 00:35:31,821 --> 00:35:33,781 I did it, Carol. 594 00:35:33,821 --> 00:35:36,781 I s-s-stood up to Hardwick. I got him good, you know. 595 00:35:37,821 --> 00:35:41,701 Everything's going to be all right. We're going to be all right. 596 00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:45,061 You're a fighter. I always knew it. 597 00:35:47,141 --> 00:35:51,581 Kevin. I owe you big time. Anything you want, you name it. 598 00:35:53,381 --> 00:35:55,381 The name's C-Cardi. 599 00:36:04,101 --> 00:36:07,421 Cardi, have you seen Lola? 600 00:36:07,461 --> 00:36:10,181 N-not yet.Who's Lola? Manolito's little girl. 601 00:36:10,221 --> 00:36:11,741 It's her birthday party. 602 00:36:11,781 --> 00:36:14,381 Yeah, Cardi, she's not a little girl. 603 00:36:22,701 --> 00:36:24,701 Fucking hell. 604 00:36:24,741 --> 00:36:26,741 # NICK DRAKE: River Man 605 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,381 'Ey up, Dyl. 606 00:36:43,421 --> 00:36:46,541 I've just got a minute to myself, thought I'd give you a shout. 607 00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:49,101 Been thinking of you, man. What can I tell you? 608 00:36:49,141 --> 00:36:52,181 Been doing therapy, you'll be pleased to hear. 609 00:36:52,221 --> 00:36:54,341 Unpacking a bunch of shit there. 610 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,381 Erm... 611 00:36:56,421 --> 00:36:59,581 I've realised, dude, I have - fuck me - 612 00:36:59,621 --> 00:37:04,261 a complete inability to cope with change. 613 00:37:04,301 --> 00:37:06,701 Which is fucked. 614 00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:10,461 So, I mean, anyway it's getting a little bit better. 615 00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:13,021 I'm starting to understand it, less frustrated. 616 00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:15,981 I could do with telling you about it properly really. 617 00:37:16,661 --> 00:37:18,621 Fuck, dude, I miss you, man. 618 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:24,781 Yeah. And I love you very much. 619 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:53,461 Vincent!Mm.We're about to do the presents. What are you doing here? 620 00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:57,701 I'm just having a minute. I don't like parties, you know. 621 00:37:57,741 --> 00:38:00,541 You cannot miss Lola - her face when she sees that bunny. 622 00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:02,421 I'll just have a minute, I think. 623 00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:07,021 Everything all right? Yeah, yeah. 624 00:38:07,701 --> 00:38:12,261 You know, the bunny, it's er...it's really something. I owe you guys. 625 00:38:12,981 --> 00:38:18,541 Are you happy wi' it?Mm.Then maybe we could call it quits now. 626 00:38:18,581 --> 00:38:21,141 I got you a giant fucking rabbit 627 00:38:21,181 --> 00:38:23,181 and...you were a sweetheart, 628 00:38:23,221 --> 00:38:25,621 you saved my best friend from the MacDonaghs. 629 00:38:25,661 --> 00:38:28,261 So... I reckon that does it, don't it? 630 00:38:29,261 --> 00:38:30,581 Sure thing. 631 00:38:31,501 --> 00:38:33,501 I gotta get back to that rabbit. 632 00:38:34,341 --> 00:38:36,301 See you later. Mm. 633 00:38:52,901 --> 00:38:54,901 # HOTEL LUX: The Last Hangman 634 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:23,821 Here she is everyone. Here's the birthday girl. 635 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:27,061 # Happy birthday to you! # 636 00:39:27,101 --> 00:39:29,781 You're not going to believe what I've got for you, baba. 637 00:39:29,821 --> 00:39:32,141 You're not going to believe it! 638 00:39:32,181 --> 00:39:35,101 Lola. Lola. 639 00:39:36,901 --> 00:39:38,821 Hey, Lola, this way. This way. 640 00:39:38,861 --> 00:39:40,701 You're not going to believe it. 641 00:39:46,101 --> 00:39:48,501 Where is it? Where'd it go? 642 00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,981 Where is the rabbit? 643 00:39:52,021 --> 00:39:53,821 Where the fuck is the rabbit?! 644 00:40:10,501 --> 00:40:12,341 Vincent! 645 00:40:24,461 --> 00:40:27,141 'It's Manolito. He's the one pretending to be Dylan.' 646 00:40:27,181 --> 00:40:29,981 He's the fucker that got us believing it was the MacDonaghs. 647 00:40:30,021 --> 00:40:33,461 Fucking Lowry did minge paintings. 648 00:40:33,501 --> 00:40:36,941 We'll steal 'em, put 'em in fucking Manolito's house, ring the coppers. 649 00:40:36,981 --> 00:40:39,181 'We are from Cuddlipps art restorers.' 650 00:40:39,221 --> 00:40:41,301 Police. You need to get the fuck out of there. 651 00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:42,381 Fuck! 652 00:40:49,941 --> 00:40:51,941 # So much trouble in my mind 653 00:40:52,981 --> 00:40:55,981 # I've got so much trouble in my mind 654 00:40:57,141 --> 00:41:00,541 # I've got so much trouble in my mind 655 00:41:01,301 --> 00:41:04,181 # I've got so much trouble in my mind 656 00:41:05,901 --> 00:41:08,141 # Give me the strength to carry on 657 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:12,221 # Give me the strength to carry on... #