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Did I say you
could speak, weasel?

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Are you going to behave?

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I'm trying.

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Liar!

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Such a pity, Mr. Westley.

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If only you had to approve.

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Oh, you poor, pathetic man.

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Oh, nobody loves you.

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Time's up.

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Take it out!

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Ferry schedule,
leaving Staten Island.

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The next ferry
leaving from Manhattan terminal

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is in 20 minutes.

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Okay, get out, I have to go.

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- Wait.
- No.

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Please, just one more time.

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No way, Jose.

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Oh, my wife, she won't
do this for me, please.

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Oh.

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It's just--

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I would love to
meet wife, man.

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Please, I really need it.

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No, but--

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You owe me another
50 for going over.

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Another 50?

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I already gave you $400.

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Hey, wait, wait, before you go
could you hit me in the face?

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Slap me real good.

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Hey, I gotta get to my
kid's recital, come...

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Please, let me out of this!

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A very good masochist.

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Awfully nice guy.

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Not creep.

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Okay, so don't
forget to subscribe

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and join me next week
for the next episode.

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I love you, Jellybelly.

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♪ If we start cracking at the
center, I won't let it break ♪

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♪ Hold it together through the
weather, it's my DNA ♪

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♪ So sick of being your giver,
throwing my soul away ♪

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♪ A-a-a-all give

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♪ No-no-no-no take

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♪ Look what you started

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♪ You're turning me heartless

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♪ I'm trying my hardest

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♪ If I'm being honest

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♪ I can't take it
over and over ♪

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♪ Dead weight hanging
off of my shoulder ♪

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♪ Nothing changes,
I'm getting colder ♪

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♪ Dead weight hanging
off of my shoulders ♪

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♪ Dead weight hanging

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♪ Off of my shoulders

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♪ If I start cracking at the
center, all this goes away ♪

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♪ I'm staying numb to
my feelings ♪

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♪ Dodge 'em like novocaine

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♪ My back is breaking from
taking all of this dead weight ♪

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♪ A-a-a-all give

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♪ No-no-no-no take

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♪ Do you even notice

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♪ How easy you got this

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♪ A-a-a-all give

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How long
is this screen test?

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Do you mind
if I strap you down?

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Gum commercial, huh?

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♪ No-no-no-no take

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♪ A-a-a-all give

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Are you ready?

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To be tortured?

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Of course.

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Fuck!

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Okay!

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♪ Dead weight hanging
off of my shoulders ♪

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You're liking this way too much.

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Ladies, beware.

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Unless, ya'll be into feather
dusters in your armpit

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and barbecue prongs
in your groin.

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That was 100%, bullshit!

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But I got paid!

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Oh God.

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♪ All I need to stay afloat

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Okay.

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Job was total BS,
guy was harmless.

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Okay, I'm coming!

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Ah, damn feed you.

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Ooh, tuna entree.

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She knows you're hungry.

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Here you go.

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Dad's day today.

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Yeah, me too.

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Mom?

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Mom?

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Mom, wake up, wake up!

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Wake up!

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Why does that keep happening?

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Holy shit, Squeaks,
we're in 12th place!

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Holy shit.

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Finally.

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Five million followers.

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Five million followers?

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Huh?

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What?

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No, it's not.

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Oh, fuck!

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Oh, come on!

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I swear to God.

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That can't even happen.

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Oh, my God.

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I just posted my best episode,

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and the dude's face is exposed.

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Can you call me ASAP?

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Exclamation mark, exclamation
mark, exclamation mark.

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Okay.

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Ah, I don't know what to do.

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Please have a technician
reach out ASAP.

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Five business days,
five business days?

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Slate, please.

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Hi, I'm Jess Peters.

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I'm five-six.

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Your role, and state
that you're comfortable

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with the explicit
material in the scene.

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I am auditioning for
Girlfriend Two.

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I'm auditioning for
Girlfriend.

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Okay.

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I'm auditioning
for Girlfriend Two.

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And I am comfortable with the
explicit nature of the scene.

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Can I take it again?

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Happy birthday!

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Oh, what?

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I can't believe you.

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- Hey!
- How are ya?

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Aren't you a little old
to have the pink hair?

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Yeah, it's for a job.

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Ah, a job?

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Did you say a job?

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Yeah, I have
jobs, for my show.

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Ah, huh.

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And I almost...

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Ah, nevermind.

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How's your birthday?

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Good.

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Good, darling, darling,
look who's here.

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Oh, yes.

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Hello, Jess.

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Hello, Irina.

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Where's Nathaniel?

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He has his closing
argument in the morning.

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Look at this.

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- Oh.
- Happy birthday, Dad.

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Um...

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no cameras, no cell
phones, no video.

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Hello?

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Which in your case
means, no life.

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Did you tell her?

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- I will tell her.
- Tell me what?

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We've put an offer
down on the house.

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A second house?

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It's upstate.

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Oh, where?

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Chappaqua.

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Like a vacation home?

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To live.

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That's like three hours away.

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You wanna move upstate?

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We wanna sell the apartment.

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What apartment?

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The one you're living in.

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Yeah.

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Can we back this up a second?

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I need to stop enabling you.

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- Enabling me?
- Yes.

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Can we table this for later?

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- My client is here.
- Oh.

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You just need
to get a real job

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and start paying real rent.

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Yeah, I would love to.

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But nobody can reasonably
afford to live here

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and still pursue their dreams.

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Maybe you need to
pursue another dream.

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Right?

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Toe tango?

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What?

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Yikes.

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Pretend like you really
like each other, okay?

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Stare into each other's
eyes, super lovey dovey.

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Feel up each other.

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How did I not
get into the top 10?

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Oh, who cares?

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Says a girl who makes all
her money off Live Hive.

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You're right, I do.

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Sorry, this last thing.

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I don't know if I should
do this job tomorrow.

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Can you come with me?

194
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I need a bodyguard.

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And it's not gonna be sketchy?

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It's outside.

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It's a public park, upstate.

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I will get our train
tickets with the $14

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that I made on monetization!

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$14.

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Okay, deal.

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But only if you film
me on the train.

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Will you do that?

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Yes.

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But if you ditch me
again, I'm doing it alone.

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And that is dangerous
'cause I could die.

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You could die.
Okay.

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I'm on my way
to meet Tom B.

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I'm going under the
name Lucy Byers,

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attractive female writer
for erotic thriller

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in the vein of Hitchcock.

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Live inside the life of
my lead female character

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to help me write the
ending to my film.

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Writing experience is a must.

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Will pay $1500, $100
cash upon arrival.

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Girls only.

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Guaranteed 100 bucks.

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What do we think, shoes
will be staying on or off?

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Kai.

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Jess?

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Yes, Richard.

222
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Don't call me that.

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Are you recording me again?

224
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,967
No.

225
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I told you not to record me.

226
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You're violating people's
rights without their permission.

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What don't you
understand about that?

228
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And you're not?

229
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Because you work for the
law, that entitles you

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to access hidden
cameras and IP addresses

231
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as, what, evidence?

232
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How's that any different?
I can sue you.

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Not that you're worth anything.

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00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,379
- Yes, sue me for--
- Jess.

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You're driving us away.

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Dad.

237
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Jess?

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00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,254
Hello?

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00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,690
Hello?

240
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,409
Okay, I've arrived.

241
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As you can see,
it's quite desolate.

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Pointing it, back.

243
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Just gonna have to
record you instead.

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Shit!

245
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,684
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to startle you.

246
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I'm so, I'm so sorry.

247
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It's okay.

248
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I'm Tom.

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- You're Tom?
- Yeah.

250
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,216
Who were you talking to?

251
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,044
Oh, nothing.

252
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:09,958
I'm Je...

253
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Lucy.

254
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,265
Hi, Je-Lucy.

255
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,267
Lucy, sorry.

256
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,659
- Nice to meet you.
- So frazzled.

257
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,139
Yes, I could tell.

258
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:19,924
Sorry, can you just
give me one second?

259
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,230
I just need to finish.
Sure, take your time.

260
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,798
Defrazzle, fine, no problem.

261
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,064
- Okay, done.
- Cool.

262
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,371
How are you?

263
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,200
I'm, oh, I'm better now
that I found my co-writer.

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Do you wanna
talk about the job?

265
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,159
Sure.

266
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,508
- Cool.
- Yeah.

267
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,467
- I'm sorry I startled you.
- It's okay.

268
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I got you.

269
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,165
I'm sorry.

270
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,340
Well, basically...

271
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:46,734
Are you okay?

272
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,170
Yeah, what's your accent?

273
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,390
What do you think it is?

274
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:52,827
British?

275
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,176
- Ouch.
- It's Australian.

276
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,787
- Thank you, thank you.
- Ah.

277
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:57,788
It's offensive.

278
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,226
- I'm sorry.
- No, that's good.

279
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,141
Well, basically
it's all in the ad,

280
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,317
but I really just want
somebody to help me

281
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,536
come up with an
ending for my film.

282
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,798
- Hitchcock.
- That's right.

283
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,235
I've got the grunt of
the story work done,

284
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,194
but I just need an ending
that does the story justice.

285
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,152
Okay.

286
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,153
Yeah, I can help you with that.

287
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,197
Cool.

288
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,634
You have a really good resume.

289
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,245
- Oh, thank you, Tom.
- Very good.

290
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,551
You'll have to bear with me
'cause I'm not as good as you.

291
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,031
How did you get into writing?

292
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,729
Ah, oh, it just
kind of happened.

293
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:28,558
I was working as a writer
for the last couple years.

294
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,820
Cool.

295
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,823
Before that I was
trying to be an actor.

296
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,129
Oh.

297
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:34,912
Trying.

298
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,175
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.

299
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,307
Maybe you can be in this film.

300
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,048
- Maybe?
- As an extra.

301
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,136
- Yeah.
- If we can...

302
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,357
Actually, I'd
be a great extra.

303
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,097
I think you'd kill it.

304
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,273
We can both be extras.

305
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,188
- Glad that you're confident.
- Yeah.

306
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:53,322
Yeah, how do you, did you
want me to write it myself?

307
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,890
Oh no, I thought we
could do it together.

308
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,152
- Okay.
- Yeah.

309
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,285
Okay, yeah.

310
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,591
Thou shall be done.

311
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,506
What was your last name?

312
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,333
Brady.

313
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,161
Yes.

314
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,206
- Tom Brady.
- Yes, Tom Brady.

315
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,294
With the super soft hands.

316
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,644
Yes, everybody says that.

317
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,602
Well, everybody who
doesn't punch me.

318
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:13,473
Yeah.

319
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,518
So sorry to hear that.

320
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:18,695
Cool.

321
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,131
How do you wanna proceed?

322
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,394
Do you send it to me, what
you've written so far?

323
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,222
Do you have time now?

324
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,267
- To read it?
- To work on it.

325
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,050
Oh.

326
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:26,964
Ah, oh.

327
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,619
It'll only take 90 minutes.

328
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,230
So.

329
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,670
- You know that guy?
- Where did he come from?

330
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,237
I have no idea.

331
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:44,982
Did your ex follow you all
the way from New York City?

332
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,593
He's taking the
break up really hard.

333
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,639
Yes, huge fall from grace.

334
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,989
Should we get going?

335
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:52,947
Yeah, where are you--

336
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,557
Well, I don't have my script,

337
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,908
so we'll just go to my house,
grab it, continue our date.

338
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,998
- Oh yeah, I have time.
- As promised.

339
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,700
Did you say this was a date?

340
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,442
I did, but then
I paid you money.

341
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,226
- Right.
- So.

342
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,141
It's a bit of a weird date.

343
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,578
- It is, isn't it?
- Isn't it?

344
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,492
- Okay.
- Shall we?

345
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,146
Yeah, let's do it.

346
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,978
Should I invite my ex?

347
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,588
Nah, he's busy.

348
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:40,211
So why a
script?

349
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,561
Like why not a novel?

350
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:44,564
Oh, novels are
just a bit passive.

351
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,826
I wanted to...

352
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,830
Well, I came up with this
killer concept for a film,

353
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,093
and I thought, well, I want
to get it up on its feet,

354
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,921
and really grind
it out, you know?

355
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,146
This is way
further than I thought.

356
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,323
Would you
mind if I smoked?

357
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:07,630
Just a little bit?
Go for it, I don't care.

358
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,110
Thank you.

359
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,852
If there is a place to
smoke, it's out here.

360
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,723
Look at it, beautiful.

361
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:22,863
Mm.

362
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,346
You want some?

363
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,960
I don't usually smoke.

364
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:33,787
No?

365
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:38,052
It makes me paranoid.

366
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:41,969
Did you hear that?

367
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,536
You heard that?
I did.

368
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:44,450
Watch out!

369
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,411
Oh, the man-eating bunnies!

370
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,674
The man-eating bunnies.

371
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:53,981
- Well, that was good.
- Don't touch me.

372
00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,202
How much further we
got on this trail?

373
00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,160
Not long.

374
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:07,429
Where are we?

375
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,652
Is this where you live?

376
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,830
Wait, you live in a barn?

377
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:21,225
Oh, boy.

378
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:16,367
Do you like living
all the way out here?

379
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:17,847
I do.

380
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:18,805
It's nice, it's quiet.

381
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,197
It's private.

382
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,243
Nobody can see you.

383
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:24,550
Just me and my little
purr ball, Milo.

384
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:27,204
You have a cat?

385
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:29,293
No, I don't.

386
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,643
But I want one, I
want heaps of 'em.

387
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,253
I got mice.

388
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,602
Ah.

389
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:34,690
I have a cat.

390
00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:36,170
You could borrow mine.

391
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,954
What kind of cat have you got?

392
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:39,956
A gray kind.

393
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:43,699
Could you untangle
this for me?

394
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:47,181
I spend so long untangling
these bloody things.

395
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:48,051
Yeah.

396
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,271
I have the same problem.

397
00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:52,447
I probably lose four
minutes every day,

398
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,538
which probably amounts to
eight years off my life.

399
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,065
You play piano?

400
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,153
Nope.

401
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,899
Do you mind if I play?

402
00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,685
Of course, go for it.

403
00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,861
I'm just printing the script.

404
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,618
You're quite good.
Ah, geez.

405
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,272
Can I sit here?

406
00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,927
Where'd you learn to do that?

407
00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:06,625
Ah, my mom taught me.

408
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,757
- Huh?
- When I was six.

409
00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:11,151
She was an amazing pianist.

410
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,414
That's an interesting
thing to say about your mom.

411
00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:15,982
She was an amazing penis?

412
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,331
Oh.

413
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:19,289
That's so ridiculous.

414
00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:26,645
You know, you are much
prettier than your picture.

415
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:29,909
- What picture?
- The one in your email.

416
00:27:30,823 --> 00:27:32,128
What?

417
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,782
No way, that's an
amazing picture.

418
00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:34,740
Hmm?

419
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:36,350
1500 likes on it on Facebook.

420
00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:37,568
Oh, well, wow.

421
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:38,700
Shouldn't have said anything.

422
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:39,658
1500 likes on Facebook.

423
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,137
Wow, incredible.

424
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,791
What's wrong
with that picture?

425
00:27:42,835 --> 00:27:44,227
It's not who you are.

426
00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:45,881
Because you know who I am.

427
00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:47,187
I have an idea.

428
00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:53,410
- It's glamorous.
- It's phony.

429
00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:54,324
It's phony.

430
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:55,978
You are not phony.

431
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:58,720
It diminishes your intelligence.

432
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:01,549
It looks like your name
might be like Kandi with a K.

433
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:02,637
Okay.

434
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,335
Get lost.

435
00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,731
What do you do for work?

436
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,254
I know you're trying
to be a writer,

437
00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,779
but what do you do
to afford all this?

438
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:18,131
I'm a trapeze
artist.

439
00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:20,263
Oh my God.

440
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,704
One thing you should
know about me, Luce,

441
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,966
I like to have fun.

442
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,097
I don't like to take
things very seriously.

443
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:30,273
I don't take my
career very seriously.

444
00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:33,015
And I don't take
money very seriously.

445
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:35,670
Says people with money.

446
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,019
Would it change
your perception of me

447
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:38,934
if you knew I was rich?

448
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,244
- No.
- Aw, that's a shame.

449
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,160
I'm an old romantic.

450
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:51,251
Can I use your restroom?

451
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:52,382
About that.

452
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:57,431
I have an outhouse.

453
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,303
- No, you don't.
- I live in a barn.

454
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,130
Sorry.

455
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:05,221
Who doesn't
have a real bathroom?

456
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:13,403
Are you kidding
me with this shit?

457
00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:16,798
Oh, it's so creepy.

458
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:17,625
Yuck.

459
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:22,369
Ah!

460
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,197
Not going to that.

461
00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:27,113
Oh!

462
00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:32,335
Hey guys, oh my God.

463
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,250
I'm so sorry, my
live feed cut out.

464
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:36,252
The service out here
is super shoddy.

465
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,906
Anyway, I am recording it also.

466
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:41,431
I'm gonna upload an episode
for all of you later tonight.

467
00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:42,868
I'm at...

468
00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:43,738
No, no.

469
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:46,610
Ah!

470
00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:47,437
Why?

471
00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:50,005
Crap.

472
00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:55,358
Okay, so back to recording.

473
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,186
Right there.

474
00:29:57,230 --> 00:30:01,930
So I'm at Tom B's, and we are
about to write the script.

475
00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:03,410
I don't know, it seems legit.

476
00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:06,369
Something is
definitely off though.

477
00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:10,852
He's also surprisingly
good looking.

478
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,898
Oh, I did make 100 bucks.

479
00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:14,421
He actually paid.

480
00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:16,553
Wait, where did I put it?

481
00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,166
Ah.

482
00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:22,255
Ah, shit!

483
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,649
No!

484
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,137
Kandi with a K.

485
00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:39,620
Jesus!

486
00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:41,056
Holy shit.

487
00:31:05,428 --> 00:31:06,908
Oh.

488
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,779
Really?

489
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:09,955
Where's the script?

490
00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:10,956
Oh, I'm sorry.

491
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,392
Shut up.

492
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:13,828
- What happened to your hair?
- What's your wifi?

493
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,351
Why is your hair
all standing up?

494
00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:16,526
What's wrong with my hair?

495
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,746
Your hair's all
standing up, isn't it?

496
00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:22,054
- Leave it.
- Okay, fine, I'll leave it.

497
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:24,708
Why?

498
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:27,494
Who cares?

499
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,237
I don't kiss on the first date.

500
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:33,630
Guess what?

501
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:34,762
What?

502
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,068
Neither do I.

503
00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:48,863
Okay.

504
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,912
Sorry.

505
00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:56,131
That's okay.

506
00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:58,568
Sorry.
Woo!

507
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:02,137
What?

508
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:06,011
You sound like
such an American.

509
00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:08,448
Yeah, well, I guess...

510
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:09,275
Oh!

511
00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:12,539
You're rubbing off on me.

512
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:23,158
It is too bad about
our rule, Ms. Byers.

513
00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,073
- It is, isn't it?
- Mm-hmm.

514
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,553
Mr. Brady.

515
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:31,558
What is this?

516
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:43,309
You're trouble.

517
00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:45,137
- Oh, I'm trouble?
- Mm-hmm.

518
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:48,009
Where are you going?
I don't wanna trouble you.

519
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:52,796
I like when you trouble me.

520
00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:54,755
This is a bad idea.

521
00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,322
Why?

522
00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:59,020
I just don't want it to get
in the way of our writing.

523
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,718
It could make it
more it more fun.

524
00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:07,028
What the hell is that?

525
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,116
I don't know.

526
00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:17,560
Will you check that?

527
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,222
I'm just gonna close this.

528
00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:49,244
Gotta keep those bunnies out.

529
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,205
Are you okay?

530
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:01,343
I'm gonna get the script.

531
00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:05,130
Great.

532
00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:09,786
Oh my God.

533
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,224
Get yourself together, Jess.

534
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,767
Ooh, scary.

535
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,683
Okay, give me.

536
00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:39,599
So, just a little backstory
before you read this.

537
00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:41,166
It's a two-person script.

538
00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:42,776
The main character is fleshed
out for the most part.

539
00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,734
The secondary character
is what I need help with.

540
00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:48,216
I really want this to feel
like it's actually happening.

541
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:50,262
Okay, excited to read it.

542
00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:51,567
What kind of story is it?

543
00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:53,134
It's a psychological thriller.

544
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,440
I haven't written any dialogue.

545
00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:58,139
I've been waiting for
the right voice clearly.

546
00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,794
You want me to read now or
wait till we go somewhere?

547
00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:01,795
You're cute.

548
00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:03,101
Okay.

549
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,190
Just 'cause we almost
skipped to third base,

550
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:06,234
doesn't mean that
you're off the hook

551
00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:09,542
and don't still owe me a dinner.

552
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:11,674
Owe you dinner, really?

553
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:18,333
Okay.

554
00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:22,511
"Classified Killer," shocking.

555
00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:36,264
Fade in, exterior park, day.

556
00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:40,312
Jess, 27, is one of those
beautiful but interchangeable

557
00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:41,661
American girls.

558
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:45,665
A bit sure of herself and
yet somehow still angry.

559
00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:54,978
She sits consumed by
her absent photos,

560
00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:57,764
obsessed with selling
herself for clicks,

561
00:35:57,807 --> 00:35:58,982
fixing her hair and pretending

562
00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:02,682
to be far more
comfortable in this world.

563
00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:06,686
Tom approaches, an Australian
man, tall and charming.

564
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,078
You're Tom?

565
00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:10,690
I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to startle you.

566
00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:11,865
I'm so sorry.

567
00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:19,089
Do
you mind if I play?

568
00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:23,224
Can I use your restroom?

569
00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:25,270
I have an outhouse.

570
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,710
Just gonna close this.

571
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,060
Gotta keep those bunnies out.

572
00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:45,246
If her
character dies, she dies.

573
00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:02,045
Cute.
You like it?

574
00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:03,612
I bluffed his age a little bit.

575
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,180
I'm yet to add the bit about
almost kissing on the piano.

576
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,529
I thought that was rich.

577
00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:08,922
I think that'll really
push the audience

578
00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:10,271
to root for their relationship.

579
00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:13,013
Or at least just wanna
see 'em fuck, you know?

580
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:14,362
What do you think?

581
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:20,194
What do I think?

582
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,543
It's three pages.

583
00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:22,501
To start.

584
00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:24,590
Right.

585
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,767
Yeah.

586
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,073
You don't like it?

587
00:37:31,205 --> 00:37:32,728
It's good.

588
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,687
Ah, you're lying.

589
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,777
Yeah, well, it's
pretty fucking creepy,

590
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:38,865
but it's interesting.

591
00:37:38,908 --> 00:37:39,953
Should we go?

592
00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:41,563
What do you think
about the title?

593
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:44,740
I like it 'cause it implies
like one of us is the killer.

594
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:47,047
You know, like one
of us kills people.

595
00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:48,918
- Yeah, I got it.
- Yeah, but who?

596
00:37:48,962 --> 00:37:50,659
- You clearly.
- That's rude, isn't it?

597
00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:52,270
You wrote, "Jess is
trapped in your house."

598
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,706
His house.

599
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:57,318
What if, what if it is
revealed Jess exposes parts

600
00:37:57,362 --> 00:38:00,756
of herself that makes her out
to conclusively be the killer?

601
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,018
Bam!

602
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,282
Completely takes the
audience by surprise.

603
00:38:04,325 --> 00:38:05,935
What do you think?

604
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,112
Fine, Jess is the killer.

605
00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:11,332
You can't have a male
killer these days anyway.

606
00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:12,420
Why?

607
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:15,075
It's too predictable.

608
00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:16,990
Man lures woman back to his
house and tries to kill her?

609
00:38:17,033 --> 00:38:19,079
Like we haven't seen that a
thousand times.

610
00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:20,080
Huh.

611
00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:22,125
Huh, I hadn't thought of that.

612
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:23,910
Of course, you hadn't.

613
00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:25,259
Let's go.

614
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,913
Before we go, what do
you think of the idea

615
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:29,350
of creating the
story through improv?

616
00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:30,830
Huh?

617
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:33,876
I think it would be so
much fun to create the ending

618
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,138
through improvisation.

619
00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:37,489
You know, really beat
out the second act.

620
00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:40,753
I'll be the main character,
you be Jess, huh?

621
00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:43,625
Just get it up on its feet
like we've been doing.

622
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:47,977
You know, I too once
dreamed of been an actor.

623
00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:49,675
Ah, sure, that can work.

624
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:51,111
Let's improvise in the park.
Stay with me here.

625
00:38:51,154 --> 00:38:53,069
'Cause I really wanna
pretend to be these people.

626
00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:55,158
I wanna live inside the
heads of these characters.

627
00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,204
I think, as far
as intentions go,

628
00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:59,380
Tom's intentions are clear.
Are they?

629
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,164
It's Jess that
I've been stuck on.

630
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:02,949
What does Jess want?

631
00:39:02,992 --> 00:39:04,690
What does Tom want?

632
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:06,474
I can't tell you
that, you minx.

633
00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:07,736
How about this?

634
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:09,651
You come up with your intention,

635
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,393
and then we'll improvise,
see how it pans out.

636
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,613
Who survives?

637
00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:19,618
What do you think
about that, Jess?

638
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:21,402
Do you like the name Jess?

639
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:22,621
Uh-huh.

640
00:39:22,664 --> 00:39:25,406
Tom and Jess, it's
like Tom and Jerry.

641
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:28,409
Except I'd never
torment you that much.

642
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:34,110
Yeah, I need some air.

643
00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:40,073
What?

644
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,059
The windows are all boarded?

645
00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:12,497
Why are your windows
all boarded?

646
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:13,759
It's a barn.

647
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:18,111
I need to make a call.

648
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:20,243
Do you have service?

649
00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:21,419
Yeah.

650
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,333
- Can I use your phone?
- Of course.

651
00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:25,945
Sorry, I'm not freaking
you out too much, am I?

652
00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:27,555
- Yeah.
- I'm just having fun.

653
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,078
You know, I wrote the script

654
00:40:29,122 --> 00:40:30,993
while you were
playing the piano.

655
00:40:31,037 --> 00:40:34,562
Seriously, while you were
playing so beautifully,

656
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:38,697
I just thought,
"This is perfect."

657
00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:40,481
I think it would be so
much fun to really live

658
00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:41,613
inside these characters' heads.

659
00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:44,137
Just really start
to understand them.

660
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:48,141
While you were playing,
I was like, "Oh, yes."

661
00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:51,710
This is like an onion, there
are so many layers to unravel.

662
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,494
I'm like an onion?

663
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:55,278
What are you?

664
00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:57,237
I'm like a, like a walnut.

665
00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,935
I'm delicious and hard.

666
00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:04,244
How about this?

667
00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:06,594
You come up with the
next part of the script,

668
00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:09,249
I'll give you another 100 bucks?

669
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:15,908
Great, okay, let's review.

670
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:17,997
So we've started
writing the script.

671
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,825
We've established the
female is the killer.

672
00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:21,522
I love that, okay.

673
00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:22,871
We need something
big to happen now

674
00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:25,483
'cause I feel like the
audience is getting bored.

675
00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:28,094
What do you think, Ms. Byers?

676
00:41:28,137 --> 00:41:31,227
- I don't know.
- Oh, come on, I'm paying you.

677
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,493
Jess turns into a vampire.

678
00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:38,974
What, sci-fi thriller,
they're all the rage.

679
00:41:39,018 --> 00:41:40,062
Cute.

680
00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:42,587
How about this?

681
00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:46,025
Everything is better
when the lights are out.

682
00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:46,939
Holy shit.

683
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,027
Okay, yeah.

684
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,594
You can turn the
lights back on now.

685
00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:51,987
Oh, but how are we
gonna create the right ambiance?

686
00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:55,338
We're trying to write
an award-winning script.

687
00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,166
Yes, super creepy.

688
00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,428
Tom, fuck off!

689
00:41:58,472 --> 00:41:59,255
Don't!

690
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,607
At least turn off the
music, it's really loud.

691
00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:05,435
No, don't fucking!

692
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:11,398
Oh, this definitely
needs to be in the film.

693
00:42:11,441 --> 00:42:13,313
- Don't, don't!
- Woo!

694
00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:14,227
Don't, please.

695
00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:16,098
Oh, don't please.

696
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:17,099
Oh, you
like it, don't you?

697
00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:18,623
No.

698
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:19,928
No, I don't.

699
00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:20,886
I feel like
you're the kind of person

700
00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:23,497
who likes being scared.

701
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,194
Yeah, what
tells you that?

702
00:42:25,238 --> 00:42:27,109
You've come back
to a stranger's house

703
00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:28,502
in the middle of nowhere.

704
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:31,549
Did you know when
a person is scared

705
00:42:33,246 --> 00:42:34,987
they release endorphins.

706
00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:38,904
The same hormones they
release when they're aroused.

707
00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:40,209
That's why you
wrote a scary movie,

708
00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:43,212
so I'd get aroused by
it and sleep with you?

709
00:42:43,256 --> 00:42:45,606
Ah, that is
so fucking boring!

710
00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:48,043
My character needs a challenge!

711
00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:52,570
Tom, are you okay?

712
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:55,181
Do not fuck with me about this.

713
00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:56,399
Tom.

714
00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:58,445
Tom?

715
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:09,412
Hey.

716
00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:13,155
Hey.

717
00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:16,202
Hey.

718
00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,029
Hey.

719
00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:19,597
Hey.

720
00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:23,252
You okay?

721
00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:25,690
Yeah, fine.

722
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:28,954
I'm fine.

723
00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:31,130
Oh, I fucking hated that.

724
00:43:33,175 --> 00:43:35,874
I was just having fun.

725
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,310
Yeah, so fun.

726
00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:40,182
I gotta go.

727
00:43:58,461 --> 00:44:00,768
Maybe we can meet tomorrow.

728
00:44:01,943 --> 00:44:03,466
I can't tomorrow.

729
00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:06,687
Next week then.

730
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,211
Tied up next week.

731
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:15,783
Oh, the extra 100 bucks.

732
00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:18,960
For your next bit.

733
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:31,973
It's all about the money.

734
00:44:43,071 --> 00:44:44,029
Thanks.

735
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,787
You just gonna let me go?

736
00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:06,268
You gotta get to your cat.

737
00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:11,273
You didn't even try.

738
00:45:14,276 --> 00:45:16,931
What happened to
being an old romantic?

739
00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:19,760
Don't even offer
the lady a drink?

740
00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,156
You send a lot
of mixed signals.

741
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:26,811
Yeah, you like that though?

742
00:45:26,854 --> 00:45:28,856
One drink, then I'll go.

743
00:45:31,206 --> 00:45:35,123
Ah, yeah, that is it.

744
00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:36,124
Come on.

745
00:45:40,563 --> 00:45:41,347
Come on.

746
00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,224
Boom, there it is again.

747
00:45:49,268 --> 00:45:50,182
Downtown.

748
00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:52,097
Come on, dance with me.

749
00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:52,967
Come on.

750
00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:54,142
Let's boogie.

751
00:45:54,186 --> 00:45:54,882
You're not writing
a romantic comedy.

752
00:45:54,926 --> 00:45:56,014
Shush up.

753
00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:57,363
It's the point of
living off the grid.

754
00:45:57,406 --> 00:46:00,714
You can just let
loose and be yourself.

755
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:03,630
Oh, that's it, that's it.

756
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:05,197
Undo all that, loosen up.

757
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,067
Oh, shh, oh, that's it.

758
00:46:06,111 --> 00:46:07,242
Loosen it up.

759
00:46:07,286 --> 00:46:08,591
Come over here.

760
00:46:09,592 --> 00:46:11,290
Get on it, come on.

761
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:12,117
Get on it.

762
00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:17,426
Woo!

763
00:46:30,178 --> 00:46:31,266
Okay.

764
00:46:31,310 --> 00:46:32,311
See you tomorrow.

765
00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:33,834
Yeah, when you
wake up in my bed.

766
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:36,097
Ah.

767
00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:43,713
- What, what?
- I need...

768
00:46:43,757 --> 00:46:44,845
I need my carrot.

769
00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:47,021
At least the
speakers will survive.

770
00:46:51,634 --> 00:46:53,027
Where are we going?

771
00:46:53,071 --> 00:46:53,854
Where are we going?

772
00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:55,247
To the bed, baby.

773
00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:25,973
What is that?

774
00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:27,801
What, what?

775
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:28,628
No.

776
00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:31,892
- Oh my God.
- What is this?

777
00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:32,893
It's just extensions.

778
00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:33,676
Extensions?

779
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,069
What, like fake hair?

780
00:47:35,113 --> 00:47:36,114
No, it's not fake hair.

781
00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:38,507
It's real, it's
just not my hair.

782
00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,946
You have somebody
else's hair on your head?

783
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:42,990
No.

784
00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,122
Sort of.

785
00:47:44,165 --> 00:47:45,601
Oh my God.
Can you take it out?

786
00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:46,646
What, now?

787
00:47:46,689 --> 00:47:47,560
Yeah.

788
00:47:47,603 --> 00:47:48,822
- No, they're--
- Why?

789
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,737
Oh, they're like woven in.

790
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,782
Oh.

791
00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:54,959
Well, is there anything
else on you that isn't real?

792
00:47:58,005 --> 00:48:00,921
Maybe like these things, huh?

793
00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,923
- Fuck off!
- Oh!

794
00:48:02,967 --> 00:48:05,012
What are you gonna do about it?

795
00:48:05,795 --> 00:48:07,623
You know what I want?

796
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:08,929
I want this.

797
00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:11,192
- Yeah, you do.
- I'm hungry for it.

798
00:48:11,236 --> 00:48:12,019
Yes.

799
00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:15,849
Get these going.

800
00:48:17,111 --> 00:48:19,244
Get these off.

801
00:48:19,287 --> 00:48:20,419
Easy.

802
00:48:20,462 --> 00:48:22,638
Easy, no.

803
00:48:32,387 --> 00:48:33,649
All right.

804
00:48:33,693 --> 00:48:36,130
Oh, gosh, what's
happening now?

805
00:48:36,174 --> 00:48:37,479
Oh, shut up.

806
00:48:37,523 --> 00:48:38,524
Oh, no.

807
00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,048
Oh, gosh.

808
00:48:41,092 --> 00:48:43,616
What are you gonna do now?

809
00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:45,835
Where are your ropes?

810
00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:47,011
My ropes?

811
00:48:47,054 --> 00:48:49,100
Yeah, your ropes.

812
00:48:49,143 --> 00:48:51,189
How did you know I had ropes?

813
00:48:51,232 --> 00:48:53,408
I saw them in your
video, Toe Tango.

814
00:48:53,452 --> 00:48:55,019
I don't know if I trust you.

815
00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:59,806
Well, you don't have to trust
me, but you will thank me.

816
00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:03,766
Whew.

817
00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:09,685
All right, take this off.

818
00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:10,991
Take it off.

819
00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:12,253
Are you lying?

820
00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:13,124
No.

821
00:49:34,275 --> 00:49:35,276
Got 'em.

822
00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:37,713
Here?

823
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:40,107
Oh.

824
00:49:40,716 --> 00:49:42,414
Oh gosh, kinky.
Shh!

825
00:49:45,721 --> 00:49:48,376
Did you want to
tie an actual knot?

826
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,943
Because I'm assuming
you want to tie--

827
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,249
I know how to tie knots,
thanks.

828
00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:53,729
Do you really though
because this doesn't--

829
00:49:53,773 --> 00:49:55,818
- Stop talking.
- Okay.

830
00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:56,732
Fine.

831
00:49:58,517 --> 00:50:00,432
Oh yeah, get this side.

832
00:50:01,302 --> 00:50:04,044
Have you ever heard
of capture bonding?

833
00:50:04,088 --> 00:50:07,482
It's when people are sexually
attracted to their captors.

834
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,267
It's a fetish.

835
00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:10,746
Hmm.

836
00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:12,705
What about the captor being
attracted to the captive?

837
00:50:12,748 --> 00:50:15,229
I bet you're captivated by that.

838
00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,404
Maybe I am.

839
00:50:23,281 --> 00:50:24,760
Mm, oh gosh.

840
00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:28,547
Do you
have any fetishes?

841
00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:29,765
Do you?

842
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:31,158
I ask the questions.

843
00:50:31,202 --> 00:50:32,899
Okay.

844
00:50:32,942 --> 00:50:38,687
This is the part in the script
where Tom reveals himself.

845
00:50:39,558 --> 00:50:41,777
- Oh, is that so?
- Mm-hmm.

846
00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:45,346
Uh-huh.

847
00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:46,826
If he doesn't,

848
00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:51,657
he will be tortured

849
00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:55,356
by the tickle monster.

850
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,837
No, no, ah!

851
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,925
No!

852
00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:01,188
Ah!

853
00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:05,018
Seriously, you said
you wanted to improvise.

854
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,672
Let's play a game.

855
00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:12,678
I'll ask you questions, and
if you answer truthfully,

856
00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:15,115
you will be rewarded.

857
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:21,121
If you lie, you
will be punished.

858
00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:23,297
Ah, no, ah!

859
00:51:23,341 --> 00:51:25,560
- You're so ticklish.
- Ah!

860
00:51:27,736 --> 00:51:29,390
I like this game.

861
00:51:29,434 --> 00:51:31,305
Okay, first question.

862
00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:36,180
Is Tom your real name?

863
00:51:36,223 --> 00:51:37,050
Yes.

864
00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:45,014
So impatient.

865
00:51:48,235 --> 00:51:50,063
Where's your family?

866
00:51:51,369 --> 00:51:52,152
Dead.

867
00:51:55,024 --> 00:51:57,897
You're lying.

868
00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:01,814
They're in Australia.

869
00:52:01,857 --> 00:52:04,686
What, do you wanna
see my passport?

870
00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:05,948
Foot in mouth!

871
00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:17,177
Have you ever lured a woman
home to have sex with you?

872
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,832
Oh, of course I have.

873
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,312
I am a human.

874
00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:22,965
But I didn't lure her.

875
00:52:23,009 --> 00:52:25,011
She mutually consented
to making love to me,

876
00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:28,319
and she mutually
consented to coming.

877
00:52:30,277 --> 00:52:31,800
Toe in mouth now.

878
00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:42,202
Why do you live
all the way out here?

879
00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:44,378
So nobody can hear you.

880
00:52:45,379 --> 00:52:46,685
I can't tell with you.

881
00:52:46,728 --> 00:52:49,035
That would ruin the game.

882
00:52:49,949 --> 00:52:51,994
Where are the scars from?

883
00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:54,127
Was a...

884
00:52:55,128 --> 00:52:56,521
cooking accident.

885
00:52:58,262 --> 00:52:59,393
No, okay!

886
00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:01,134
Okay, okay!

887
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,048
- You're lying.
- Isn't it obvious?

888
00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:05,617
Actually, I don't really know.

889
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,314
You don't know
how you got burned?

890
00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:08,315
Okay.

891
00:53:08,359 --> 00:53:10,099
Okay, fine, okay!
Stop lying!

892
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,711
No, no!

893
00:53:12,754 --> 00:53:15,192
Okay, I'll fucking tell you.

894
00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:22,851
When I was five, there
was a fire in my house.

895
00:53:24,810 --> 00:53:27,726
And I was there, but I got out.

896
00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:34,254
But my mom died.

897
00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:40,434
Is that true?

898
00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:42,523
You tell me.

899
00:53:43,611 --> 00:53:46,005
God, you're too
good at this game.

900
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:48,747
Hmm.

901
00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:56,494
Did you know my mom died?

902
00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:57,321
No.

903
00:53:58,539 --> 00:54:00,976
Did you know her name?

904
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,195
No.

905
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,067
But you know my cat's name.

906
00:54:05,111 --> 00:54:08,157
- You told me.
- I didn't tell you.

907
00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:10,029
You didn't tell me.

908
00:54:10,072 --> 00:54:13,119
What else do
you know about me?

909
00:54:13,162 --> 00:54:17,166
I know more about you
than you know about you.

910
00:54:20,474 --> 00:54:22,650
Can you untie me now?
I'm going home.

911
00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:24,086
What, now?

912
00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:25,174
Mm-hmm.

913
00:54:26,524 --> 00:54:27,829
But, but what about
me, how will I survive?

914
00:54:27,873 --> 00:54:29,440
I'm tied up here.

915
00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:32,181
I'm sure you'll figure it out.

916
00:54:32,225 --> 00:54:34,271
But you don't
know the way home.

917
00:54:34,314 --> 00:54:36,055
I'll follow the breadcrumbs.

918
00:54:36,098 --> 00:54:38,884
What if the real killer
is out there in the woods?

919
00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:40,755
I'll take my chances.

920
00:54:42,191 --> 00:54:44,019
Give you some time to
reconsider your intentions,

921
00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:45,891
you sick fuck!

922
00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:47,980
Oh, well that's not very nice.

923
00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:53,115
Wait, are you actually leaving?

924
00:54:55,596 --> 00:54:58,469
Killer in the
woods, I like that.

925
00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:03,169
I'd be careful if
I were you, Tom.

926
00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:05,780
We already decided who
the real killer is.

927
00:55:12,787 --> 00:55:14,223
Okay!

928
00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:16,574
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

929
00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:18,967
I saw your web series.

930
00:55:19,011 --> 00:55:20,534
Can you blame me?

931
00:55:22,188 --> 00:55:23,450
It's kind of hard to miss,

932
00:55:23,494 --> 00:55:26,105
and you weren't exactly
offering any truth.

933
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:34,374
Okay, fine, clearly
I'm the antagonist.

934
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:43,252
Good luck getting
out, Barbie Girl.

935
00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:05,666
No!

936
00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:07,364
Come on.

937
00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:10,062
Ah!

938
00:56:21,334 --> 00:56:22,466
Three.

939
00:56:23,554 --> 00:56:24,381
Two.

940
00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:26,034
One.

941
00:56:27,122 --> 00:56:28,210
Here I come.

942
00:56:34,216 --> 00:56:36,654
I told you you
didn't tie it right.

943
00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:41,659
Don't come any closer.

944
00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:42,790
Or what?

945
00:56:42,834 --> 00:56:45,619
Or I smash your
signal blocker.

946
00:56:45,663 --> 00:56:49,057
Yeah, I know what
this is, you lunatic.

947
00:56:50,015 --> 00:56:51,190
Shit!

948
00:56:51,233 --> 00:56:52,626
Shit.

949
00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:10,122
Stop.

950
00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:14,213
Stop!

951
00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:19,261
What now?

952
00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:21,307
Dad, I need your help.

953
00:57:21,350 --> 00:57:22,874
Jess.

954
00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,266
Jess, I'm not gonna give
you another lecture.

955
00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:25,964
So you can put me in
another episode.

956
00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:27,182
No, no, no, no, I'm
not messing with you.

957
00:57:27,226 --> 00:57:28,314
I swear.

958
00:57:32,231 --> 00:57:33,537
No, no, no!

959
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:34,581
No, come on!

960
00:57:41,893 --> 00:57:43,982
Oh, please, I'm begging you.

961
00:57:44,025 --> 00:57:45,200
I'll just, I'll go.

962
00:57:45,244 --> 00:57:46,332
I won't even tell
anyone that I was here.

963
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:47,464
I don't even know
anything about you.

964
00:57:47,507 --> 00:57:48,682
I just, I don't wanna die today.

965
00:57:48,726 --> 00:57:50,118
I can't die.

966
00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:54,122
What if, part of you had
to die, in order to live?

967
00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:55,210
No, no, no.

968
00:57:55,254 --> 00:57:58,126
Tom, stop!

969
00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:02,566
Tell me, why
shouldn't you die?

970
00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:06,221
Your character I mean?

971
00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:09,834
Because it's...

972
00:58:11,749 --> 00:58:13,490
It's just another story.

973
00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:16,449
The script, you said it...

974
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,059
Go on.

975
00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:20,671
The, the, the char--

976
00:58:22,411 --> 00:58:24,544
Just, you need to
change location.

977
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:27,460
You said you didn't want
your audience to get bored.

978
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,375
You can't stay inside
a whole film.

979
00:58:30,245 --> 00:58:31,508
Ah.

980
00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:35,424
No, I do like the
idea that you get out.

981
00:58:35,468 --> 00:58:37,339
But where will you go?

982
00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:38,558
I will go home.

983
00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:40,038
I'll go home.

984
00:58:40,081 --> 00:58:44,085
I'll hide in the woods until
I know you can't find me.

985
00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:45,826
I'll be like, I'll be
like the protagonist

986
00:58:45,870 --> 00:58:47,524
that's always trying
to track you down.

987
00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:48,699
What if, what if, what
if, what if, what if?

988
00:58:48,742 --> 00:58:50,004
What if?

989
00:58:50,048 --> 00:58:52,746
What if you go home,
and when you get there,

990
00:58:52,790 --> 00:58:54,531
and I'm already there.

991
00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:59,361
And you go to your
window and open it.

992
00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:04,323
And I'll be on the sidewalk
across from the organic market.

993
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:05,890
Oh goddamn it.

994
00:59:05,933 --> 00:59:07,108
Tom, stop fucking with me!

995
00:59:07,152 --> 00:59:10,155
You fuck with
people all the time!

996
00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:35,006
Good luck on your escape.

997
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:39,706
Go on.

998
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,756
I'll do the slow
walk after you leave.

999
01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:56,130
Stop, stop!

1000
01:00:57,392 --> 01:00:59,656
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

1001
01:01:21,199 --> 01:01:22,069
Beautiful.

1002
01:01:22,113 --> 01:01:24,985
You look like Karl Lagerfeld.

1003
01:01:25,029 --> 01:01:25,986
Boop.

1004
01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:28,119
Okay.

1005
01:01:29,468 --> 01:01:32,732
Jess tries escaping
into the woods.

1006
01:01:33,559 --> 01:01:39,913
Too bad she's too slow
because of her enormous ass!

1007
01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:43,090
Oh, come on, laugh a little.

1008
01:01:43,134 --> 01:01:45,266
All good horrors have comedy.

1009
01:01:45,310 --> 01:01:47,312
So you're pretending
to be American now.

1010
01:01:47,355 --> 01:01:49,836
See, this scene, too shaky.

1011
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,142
Might need to redo it.

1012
01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:53,100
But look, look at this.

1013
01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:54,841
This turned out great.

1014
01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:57,888
Have you ever
heard of capture bonding?

1015
01:01:57,931 --> 01:02:00,194
Some people are sexually
attracted to their captors.

1016
01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:01,718
It's a fetish.

1017
01:02:01,761 --> 01:02:03,458
What about the captor being
attracted to the captive?

1018
01:02:03,502 --> 01:02:05,286
I bet you're
captivated by that?

1019
01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:06,244
Oh, I'm sorry.

1020
01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:08,550
Did you not know I was filming?

1021
01:02:08,594 --> 01:02:10,030
Silly me.

1022
01:02:10,074 --> 01:02:12,163
I'm not even the expert
on hidden cameras.

1023
01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:13,033
Yeah, I knew you were filming,

1024
01:02:13,077 --> 01:02:14,426
you misogynistic prick.

1025
01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:15,993
No, misogynists hate women.

1026
01:02:16,036 --> 01:02:17,516
I don't hate women.

1027
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:18,952
I just hate you.

1028
01:02:21,128 --> 01:02:25,306
Did you know, that I knew,
that you were filming me?

1029
01:02:25,350 --> 01:02:26,525
Great placement.

1030
01:02:26,568 --> 01:02:28,309
I mean, the glasses
on the table.

1031
01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:29,789
Oh, great, very central.

1032
01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,052
Oh, and the little pin
above the fireplace.

1033
01:02:32,096 --> 01:02:34,925
Subtle because people just
always take their little pins

1034
01:02:34,968 --> 01:02:36,753
and put it above fireplaces.

1035
01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:40,582
Really good, genius.

1036
01:02:49,896 --> 01:02:51,071
Who was in the woods?

1037
01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,726
You know, I actually
thought to myself,

1038
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,120
if she goes anywhere
off the beaten path,

1039
01:02:56,163 --> 01:02:57,817
I'm gonna let her go.

1040
01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:01,778
Oh, I'm sorry, am I boring you?

1041
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:09,263
How long
is this screen test?

1042
01:03:09,307 --> 01:03:11,091
This is great content.

1043
01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:12,223
Really good.

1044
01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:18,664
Stop.

1045
01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:20,448
Okay, okay!

1046
01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:23,843
Oh, oh!

1047
01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:26,715
- Are you ready?
- To be tortured?

1048
01:03:26,759 --> 01:03:28,108
Hashtag relatable.

1049
01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:30,415
What is it?

1050
01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:31,633
What'd you put on my eyes?

1051
01:03:31,677 --> 01:03:32,983
What'd you put on my eyes?

1052
01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:35,681
Can you
take if off my eyes?

1053
01:03:35,724 --> 01:03:37,204
Take it off my eyes right
not, you son of a bitch!

1054
01:03:37,248 --> 01:03:38,815
Right here.

1055
01:03:41,295 --> 01:03:42,079
This.

1056
01:03:49,303 --> 01:03:51,915
Flubbed this part, didn't you?

1057
01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:55,048
At what point after you
realized that Bryan's face

1058
01:03:55,092 --> 01:03:59,096
was exposed did you decide
to keep the video up?

1059
01:04:00,314 --> 01:04:01,533
I didn't know.

1060
01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:07,147
100% bullshit!

1061
01:04:09,715 --> 01:04:13,806
Wasn't that you didn't know,
it's just that you didn't care.

1062
01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:19,203
What's your password?

1063
01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:21,118
I'm not giving
you my password.

1064
01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:26,863
Your password or die.

1065
01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:35,741
F-U-C-K-Y-O-U.

1066
01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:41,573
B-A-R-B-I-E, star,
dollar sign, enter.

1067
01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:46,752
Let me ask once more.

1068
01:04:46,795 --> 01:04:49,450
At what point after you
realized that Brian's face

1069
01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:52,410
was exposed did you decide
to keep the video up?

1070
01:04:52,453 --> 01:04:53,846
I didn't know.

1071
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:57,023
Oh fuck, ah!

1072
01:04:57,589 --> 01:04:59,504
God, it's really woven
in there, isn't it?

1073
01:04:59,547 --> 01:05:00,331
Oh.

1074
01:05:01,114 --> 01:05:05,249
Oh man, that is hideous.

1075
01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:11,255
At what fucking point?
Like 10 minutes after.

1076
01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:14,301
What inspired you?

1077
01:05:16,173 --> 01:05:18,392
Somebody
commented on my channel

1078
01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:20,960
that if I kept the video up,

1079
01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:23,267
they would share it with
this massive network

1080
01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:24,616
connected to their channel.

1081
01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:27,880
I wanted to move out
of 11th place.

1082
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:28,663
Please.

1083
01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:34,582
Thank you.

1084
01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:36,933
The truth, thank you.

1085
01:05:38,978 --> 01:05:41,328
My next question is this.

1086
01:05:41,372 --> 01:05:44,592
Would you rather stay in
11th place with no harm done

1087
01:05:44,636 --> 01:05:47,726
to anybody or move to first

1088
01:05:47,769 --> 01:05:50,859
even if it costs
somebody everything?

1089
01:05:52,339 --> 01:05:53,819
Number one, the fir--

1090
01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:55,560
- Bingo.
- No, no harm done.

1091
01:05:55,603 --> 01:05:57,997
Oh, no, please, no,
please, no!

1092
01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,346
Ah, please stop!

1093
01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:05,265
This is disgusting.

1094
01:06:08,181 --> 01:06:10,009
Just tell the truth.

1095
01:06:11,141 --> 01:06:13,621
The next part is
multiple choice.

1096
01:06:13,665 --> 01:06:17,016
Did Bryan, A, hire
me to kill you?

1097
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:20,672
B, kill himself?

1098
01:06:22,413 --> 01:06:25,677
Or, C, both?

1099
01:06:26,895 --> 01:06:29,246
It was a mistake, I don't...

1100
01:06:30,247 --> 01:06:31,422
Wow.

1101
01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:33,076
It was false advertising.

1102
01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:35,034
For a gum commercial, really?

1103
01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:37,428
Your brother and father,
Nathaniel and Richard.

1104
01:06:37,471 --> 01:06:38,690
Can I call them
Nathaniel and Richard?

1105
01:06:38,733 --> 01:06:40,039
They're lawyers.

1106
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,998
What do you think their
stance on this would be?

1107
01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:44,261
Or should we ask them?

1108
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:45,218
Please, no.

1109
01:06:45,262 --> 01:06:47,090
Tick, tock.

1110
01:06:47,133 --> 01:06:49,614
Tick, tock.
C, it's C, both.

1111
01:06:49,657 --> 01:06:51,050
Ah.

1112
01:06:51,529 --> 01:06:54,053
Brava, ragazza,
grazie mille, si.

1113
01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:59,102
Okay, perfect timing.

1114
01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:06,718
God, your followers
are gonna love this.

1115
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:25,128
You got what you
wanted, can you let me go?

1116
01:07:28,218 --> 01:07:29,741
Oh, no.

1117
01:07:44,103 --> 01:07:46,105
You know the whole
tickling thing

1118
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,759
is likely a result from trauma.

1119
01:07:47,802 --> 01:07:49,978
It's, it's, I've researched it.

1120
01:07:50,022 --> 01:07:53,112
It's like a need for power
by making others feel small

1121
01:07:53,156 --> 01:07:53,982
and under control.

1122
01:07:54,026 --> 01:07:56,115
I'm not responsible for that

1123
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:58,117
or any of the twisted shit
that people put online.

1124
01:07:58,161 --> 01:08:01,990
Who are you to decide
that it is twisted shit?

1125
01:08:02,034 --> 01:08:03,818
I just mean that,

1126
01:08:03,862 --> 01:08:06,082
ah, it's their choice to
do what they want to do.

1127
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:08,997
I'm only highlighting what
they're already doing.

1128
01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:11,174
And anyway, they're lying.

1129
01:08:11,217 --> 01:08:14,220
They lie in their ads to get
away with perverted shit!

1130
01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:15,308
You lie.

1131
01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:21,009
You social media stars,

1132
01:08:21,967 --> 01:08:22,924
you think the world is all

1133
01:08:22,968 --> 01:08:25,492
about your shitty
fucking content.

1134
01:08:25,536 --> 01:08:29,105
No, this is people's lives.

1135
01:08:30,018 --> 01:08:33,152
And Jess, this is your life.

1136
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,894
I lie to help people.

1137
01:08:39,202 --> 01:08:40,246
Just like my father.

1138
01:08:40,290 --> 01:08:42,770
Shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh.

1139
01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:43,467
Shut up!

1140
01:08:44,685 --> 01:08:47,210
I am the director,
and you are my puppet.

1141
01:08:47,253 --> 01:08:50,343
You speak when I
say you can speak.

1142
01:08:51,823 --> 01:08:54,086
I'm gonna go finish
writing your speech.

1143
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,219
Get ready to be famous.

1144
01:08:59,352 --> 01:09:02,268
Tom, let me out!

1145
01:09:05,967 --> 01:09:08,622
Help me!

1146
01:09:14,498 --> 01:09:15,803
Let me out!

1147
01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:23,985
You wanna rehearse?

1148
01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:42,830
I'm Jess Peters, or as
you guys know me, J-PEEPS.

1149
01:09:42,874 --> 01:09:44,180
- Perfect, okay.
- This is the last time--

1150
01:09:44,223 --> 01:09:45,659
Sorry, I don't
wanna interrupt, I just--

1151
01:09:45,703 --> 01:09:47,052
Yo, Kai.

1152
01:09:47,095 --> 01:09:49,054
The other people's
hair out of your hair.

1153
01:09:49,097 --> 01:09:49,924
Please don't.

1154
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:51,230
Oh God, what's this?

1155
01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:53,145
Oh, oh my fucking God.

1156
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,060
That came out so easy.
What the fuck?

1157
01:09:55,103 --> 01:09:58,237
And I do want to get
your eyelashes if we can.

1158
01:09:58,281 --> 01:10:00,631
So just behave for me.
What is she doing?

1159
01:10:00,674 --> 01:10:02,023
Right now.

1160
01:10:02,067 --> 01:10:04,243
She's really
committing to this one.

1161
01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:06,027
I should have went with her.

1162
01:10:06,071 --> 01:10:07,115
Dude.

1163
01:10:08,116 --> 01:10:10,554
- Take, it off!
- Okay.

1164
01:10:10,597 --> 01:10:14,079
We're just gonna get it off
nice and slow now, okay?

1165
01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:15,820
Okay, gotta get
the other one now.

1166
01:10:15,863 --> 01:10:17,038
God, there it is.

1167
01:10:17,082 --> 01:10:20,041
Good God, it's really--
Who is J-PEEPS?

1168
01:10:20,085 --> 01:10:21,565
You follow her.

1169
01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:25,221
Good, that
one was, okay, good.

1170
01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:28,093
Now.

1171
01:10:28,136 --> 01:10:30,269
I think we're ready J-PEEPS.

1172
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,445
Continue reading.

1173
01:10:35,318 --> 01:10:37,929
I'd like to apologize to you,
my loyal followers.

1174
01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:39,670
Keep going.

1175
01:10:39,713 --> 01:10:41,628
Because I have
betrayed your trust.

1176
01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:42,760
Good.

1177
01:10:44,022 --> 01:10:46,720
What I'm about to
say may shock you,

1178
01:10:46,764 --> 01:10:51,725
but the truth is that I have
faked every episode of my show.

1179
01:10:51,769 --> 01:10:53,249
- Perfect.
- It's a little weird.

1180
01:10:53,858 --> 01:10:57,557
Over the past few years,
I manufactured situations.

1181
01:10:57,601 --> 01:10:59,385
Dad watches this.

1182
01:10:59,429 --> 01:11:03,998
Doctored footage,
added audio,

1183
01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:07,872
and did my best to deceive
you about who I really am.

1184
01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:09,221
You bitch.

1185
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,702
In order to make myself
seem heroic and likable.

1186
01:11:11,745 --> 01:11:13,051
Mm-hmm.

1187
01:11:13,094 --> 01:11:15,880
- She's faking this.
- Nobody has ever hurt me.

1188
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:18,926
Nobody has taken
advantage of me.

1189
01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:20,145
Nope.

1190
01:11:20,188 --> 01:11:23,583
I have fabricated
all of these abuses,

1191
01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:26,717
and my entire show is bullshit.

1192
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:30,590
From now on, do not like,
follow or subscribe.

1193
01:11:30,634 --> 01:11:32,200
Goodbye.

1194
01:11:32,244 --> 01:11:33,985
And end recording.

1195
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,203
Who is this guy?

1196
01:11:35,247 --> 01:11:36,553
What the hell?

1197
01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:40,296
Wow, you really
are a bad actress.

1198
01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:41,079
Impressive.

1199
01:11:41,122 --> 01:11:42,428
Okay.

1200
01:11:42,472 --> 01:11:44,212
What are you
gonna do with that video?

1201
01:11:44,256 --> 01:11:45,039
Now.

1202
01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:49,174
I don't know if she knows
she's being live streamed.

1203
01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:54,571
Do you wanna fuck me?

1204
01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:57,008
- She's a fetishist now?
- Oh, good of you to offer?

1205
01:11:57,051 --> 01:11:59,053
Does Mom know you watch this?

1206
01:12:00,011 --> 01:12:02,056
No, okay.

1207
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:03,406
Here we go.

1208
01:12:03,449 --> 01:12:04,537
Bam.

1209
01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:05,364
Delete.

1210
01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:09,020
Yes, delete that.

1211
01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:09,977
Bam.

1212
01:12:10,021 --> 01:12:11,457
Bam.
On, come on, please.

1213
01:12:11,501 --> 01:12:12,545
Bam.

1214
01:12:12,589 --> 01:12:15,679
Just keep my channel, come on.

1215
01:12:15,722 --> 01:12:16,810
Hold on.

1216
01:12:16,854 --> 01:12:18,856
And this one should be, yep.

1217
01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:20,031
Why do you have
to delete them all?

1218
01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:21,424
You have a
lot to bargain with.

1219
01:12:21,467 --> 01:12:24,122
Be my prisoner, delete.
Why are you doing this?

1220
01:12:24,165 --> 01:12:27,125
Latex leggings, that
sounds great, delete.

1221
01:12:27,168 --> 01:12:29,040
Deleting this one.

1222
01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:32,391
Now this one, this one stays.

1223
01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:36,526
I can't wait to be a lead
on "Classified Crazies."

1224
01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:38,528
It's gonna be amazing.

1225
01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:40,007
This one delete.

1226
01:12:40,921 --> 01:12:43,620
This one I thought
we could do together.

1227
01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:46,144
Just for old time sake.

1228
01:12:50,061 --> 01:12:54,457
Just gotta give me that
finger onto the button!

1229
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,894
Okay, because we're
gonna to do it together.

1230
01:12:56,937 --> 01:12:58,156
It's gonna be nice.

1231
01:12:58,199 --> 01:12:59,244
Come on.

1232
01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:01,159
Get it over there.

1233
01:13:01,202 --> 01:13:01,942
Get it over.

1234
01:13:02,769 --> 01:13:04,815
- Ah, you bitch!
- Oh.

1235
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,514
Oh!

1236
01:13:08,558 --> 01:13:10,995
Oh my God!

1237
01:13:11,038 --> 01:13:11,996
What are you gonna do?

1238
01:13:13,345 --> 01:13:14,520
What are you gonna do?
Come on, Jess, stop.

1239
01:13:14,564 --> 01:13:16,043
Don't do that.
What are you gonna do?

1240
01:13:16,087 --> 01:13:19,133
What, are you gonna kill me
in front of 20,000 people?

1241
01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,355
Huh?

1242
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:24,922
You see?

1243
01:13:24,965 --> 01:13:26,445
We're live.

1244
01:13:26,489 --> 01:13:30,101
There are cameras
everywhere.

1245
01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:32,233
This
guy is a lunatic.

1246
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,453
Live.

1247
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,805
Kill me, I dare you.

1248
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:41,939
Oh my God.

1249
01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:43,593
She won't do it.

1250
01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:46,030
Then you'll really
be the killer.

1251
01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:49,468
Oh, look.

1252
01:13:51,165 --> 01:13:53,820
It's what you've always wanted.

1253
01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:55,213
See?

1254
01:13:55,256 --> 01:13:58,695
I'm not the only one who
likes watching you suffer.

1255
01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:01,959
Fuck you, you piece of shit.

1256
01:14:04,309 --> 01:14:05,571
Oh my God.

1257
01:14:05,615 --> 01:14:06,572
Jess, stop!

1258
01:14:06,616 --> 01:14:08,226
And cut!

1259
01:14:08,269 --> 01:14:09,880
No, no, no, get
it back, come on.

1260
01:14:09,923 --> 01:14:11,229
Guys, get that back up.

1261
01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:12,099
What?

1262
01:14:13,361 --> 01:14:15,581
That is a wrap on the barn.

1263
01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,278
Beautiful work, people.

1264
01:14:17,322 --> 01:14:18,454
All right guys,
let's get out of here.

1265
01:14:18,497 --> 01:14:19,672
We gotta get going.

1266
01:14:19,716 --> 01:14:21,718
Yo, that bed was
so tight under there,

1267
01:14:21,761 --> 01:14:22,588
when you guys were
bouncing up and down.

1268
01:14:22,632 --> 01:14:23,981
I almost got a concussion.

1269
01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:25,417
What about when
she reached for the rope?

1270
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:26,810
She got so close, she
almost touched my hand.

1271
01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:28,333
Dead ass.

1272
01:14:28,376 --> 01:14:30,683
And what about you, what
were you doing in the park?

1273
01:14:30,727 --> 01:14:32,555
Hey man, I was
running to Vegas.

1274
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:34,208
Oh, my God.

1275
01:14:34,252 --> 01:14:35,688
Okay, great stuff.

1276
01:14:35,732 --> 01:14:37,821
Jess, let's go.

1277
01:14:37,864 --> 01:14:39,823
Great work, really
special stuff.

1278
01:14:39,866 --> 01:14:42,652
Now, money, money, money, money.

1279
01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:45,045
You're all about the money.

1280
01:14:47,787 --> 01:14:48,919
Awesome.

1281
01:14:48,962 --> 01:14:49,833
Great work.

1282
01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:50,850
Run.

1283
01:16:16,963 --> 01:16:20,227
But he
didn't physically hurt you?

1284
01:16:20,271 --> 01:16:21,054
No.

1285
01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:24,536
Yeah, when he
ripped out my hair.

1286
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,234
The hair that wasn't yours.

1287
01:16:27,278 --> 01:16:28,627
Oh my God.

1288
01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:31,717
Did he physically
hurt you anywhere else?

1289
01:16:31,761 --> 01:16:32,936
No, not exactly.

1290
01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:36,635
That's a
straightforward question.

1291
01:16:37,505 --> 01:16:39,333
He hurt me mentally.

1292
01:16:39,377 --> 01:16:40,683
And why did you
go to his house

1293
01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:43,424
all alone in the woods
if you didn't know him?

1294
01:16:43,468 --> 01:16:44,643
It was for a job.

1295
01:16:44,687 --> 01:16:47,864
Which, he paid
you for in advance.

1296
01:16:47,907 --> 01:16:49,169
Yeah, like 100 bucks.

1297
01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:51,171
So this is your
profession, writing movies?

1298
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:52,259
No.

1299
01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:54,827
But the screenplay
was about you?

1300
01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:56,133
Yeah, sort of.

1301
01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:58,048
I mean, we were improvising.

1302
01:16:58,091 --> 01:17:01,138
So when he tied you
up, was that improvising?

1303
01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:02,356
No.

1304
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,097
So when did it stop
being improvising?

1305
01:17:04,141 --> 01:17:05,533
As soon as he wouldn't
let me out of his house.

1306
01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:07,710
He let you out earlier,
and you didn't want to go.

1307
01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:08,580
Okay.

1308
01:17:10,930 --> 01:17:13,846
Look, I thought he
was gonna kill me.

1309
01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:17,154
He tied me up in his
house and forced me

1310
01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:21,201
to give him my passwords
and delete personal videos

1311
01:17:21,245 --> 01:17:22,638
that I worked on for five years.

1312
01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:24,770
Like he clearly set
the whole thing up.

1313
01:17:24,814 --> 01:17:25,815
Videos?

1314
01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:28,687
Live Hive videos.

1315
01:17:36,042 --> 01:17:40,656
So, you're upset because he
didn't ask your permission.

1316
01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:45,791
Did you ask permission
of anyone in your videos?

1317
01:17:58,412 --> 01:18:00,806
What if it's
still going on?

1318
01:18:01,851 --> 01:18:02,895
Oh my god.

1319
01:18:05,202 --> 01:18:06,943
What if it's not the
end of the movie?

1320
01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,031
What movie?

1321
01:18:08,074 --> 01:18:09,597
The movie that we're writing.

1322
01:18:09,641 --> 01:18:11,861
The Hitchcock twist ending.

1323
01:18:11,904 --> 01:18:13,427
Do you listen to
anything that I say?

1324
01:18:13,471 --> 01:18:15,473
Yes, Hitchcock, I got you.

1325
01:18:15,516 --> 01:18:20,521
How did he know my passwords
unless he was watching me?

1326
01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,654
Inside my apartment.

1327
01:18:24,961 --> 01:18:26,049
You're gonna say it with me.

1328
01:18:26,092 --> 01:18:27,920
No, I can't get there.

1329
01:18:27,964 --> 01:18:29,139
Okay, so...

1330
01:18:32,185 --> 01:18:36,886
He gives me the script and
then he lets me out unscathed.

1331
01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:39,802
Cut to one month later.

1332
01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:42,761
This is the climax of the movie.

1333
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,372
We're in the climax
of the movie.

1334
01:19:12,182 --> 01:19:14,097
Thank you.

1335
01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:28,764
Okay.

1336
01:19:33,246 --> 01:19:34,944
Door open.

1337
01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:07,324
Squeakers?

1338
01:20:10,196 --> 01:20:11,284
Squeakers!

1339
01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:13,025
Oh, hey, little guy.

1340
01:20:14,157 --> 01:20:15,158
Oh my God.

1341
01:20:16,246 --> 01:20:18,770
What are you doing,
you scared me.

1342
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:19,597
Ah.

1343
01:20:58,462 --> 01:20:59,245
Hello?

1344
01:21:00,594 --> 01:21:01,987
Yeah, who is it?

1345
01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:05,948
Hello.

1346
01:23:39,536 --> 01:23:41,668
B-A-R-B-I-E.

1347
01:23:48,762 --> 01:23:50,547
We are the Collective.

1348
01:24:20,925 --> 01:24:22,579
And there's Tom.

1349
01:24:28,150 --> 01:24:29,194
In production.

1350
01:24:38,899 --> 01:24:40,379
Fuck!

1351
01:24:40,423 --> 01:24:41,467
Oh, come on!

1352
01:24:45,384 --> 01:24:46,298
What?

1353
01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:52,913
Take it off.

1354
01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:53,958
Are you lying?

1355
01:24:54,001 --> 01:24:54,785
No.

1356
01:24:57,004 --> 01:24:59,659
I am the director and
you are my puppet.

1357
01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:01,183
You speak when I...

1358
01:25:12,194 --> 01:25:13,195
Oh.

1359
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,328
Oh, fuck.

1360
01:25:53,235 --> 01:25:54,236
Oh my God.

1361
01:26:07,553 --> 01:26:08,598
Oh God.

1362
01:26:10,295 --> 01:26:11,557
What do you want from me?

1363
01:26:11,601 --> 01:26:14,647
Stop watching me,
you sick fucks!

1364
01:26:27,834 --> 01:26:29,662
Oh geez, don't hurt Squeakers.

1365
01:26:29,706 --> 01:26:32,143
Please don't hurt Squeakers.

1366
01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:42,675
You're
so fucked up.

1367
01:26:42,719 --> 01:26:45,504
You're all so fucked up.

1368
01:26:53,860 --> 01:26:54,905
Continue your movie.

1369
01:26:54,948 --> 01:26:57,908
Stay the star if
you can stay alive?

1370
01:27:00,476 --> 01:27:04,393
End your movie, become the
director, cast the next star.

1371
01:27:06,395 --> 01:27:08,223
Oh, Kai.

1372
01:27:44,433 --> 01:27:49,002
♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh,
whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

1373
01:27:49,046 --> 01:27:52,876
♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh,
whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

1374
01:27:52,919 --> 01:27:57,010
♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh,
whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

1375
01:27:57,054 --> 01:28:01,754
♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh,
whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

1376
01:28:06,193 --> 01:28:10,328
♪ Like wildfire smoke
filling up the sky ♪

1377
01:28:10,372 --> 01:28:14,724
♪ You pull me and
my walls inside ♪

1378
01:28:14,767 --> 01:28:18,858
♪ I breathe and I choke,
it's burning up my eyes ♪

1379
01:28:18,902 --> 01:28:23,515
♪ How your image does agonize

1380
01:28:23,559 --> 01:28:28,346
♪ So far from your place
and it's making me crazy ♪

1381
01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:32,002
♪ Put the fire out, you're
sweating me to drown ♪

1382
01:28:32,045 --> 01:28:33,917
♪ I watch for your taste

1383
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:40,663
♪ Nothing less will do
to save me, save me ♪

1384
01:28:40,706 --> 01:28:44,797
♪ Save me

1385
01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:45,972
♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh

1386
01:28:46,016 --> 01:28:49,628
♪ I'm the fan to your flame

1387
01:28:49,672 --> 01:28:54,416
♪ A sucker for the burn,
begging you for my turn ♪

1388
01:28:54,459 --> 01:28:58,463
♪ Ohh, you tease when I shame

1389
01:28:58,507 --> 01:29:03,512
♪ You play me like a toy,
paper fan to your flame ♪

1390
01:29:06,428 --> 01:29:11,171
♪ Sitting at this desk,
my head is a mess ♪

1391
01:29:11,215 --> 01:29:15,045
♪ Scrolling through your page
instead what I should address ♪

1392
01:29:15,088 --> 01:29:20,050
♪ I got so much
goddamn work to do ♪

1393
01:29:20,093 --> 01:29:24,097
♪ But all I'm thinking 'bout
is how I'm gonna work on you ♪

1394
01:29:24,141 --> 01:29:30,408
♪ The openness of your eyes
it send away me ♪

1395
01:29:30,452 --> 01:29:32,541
♪ Save me

1396
01:29:32,584 --> 01:29:37,676
♪ Waste me

1397
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:41,811
♪ I'm the fan to your flame

1398
01:29:41,854 --> 01:29:46,293
♪ A sucker for the burn,
begging you for my turn ♪

1399
01:29:46,337 --> 01:29:50,385
♪ Oh, you tease when I shame

1400
01:29:50,428 --> 01:29:55,172
♪ You play me like a toy,
paper fan to your flame ♪

1401
01:29:55,215 --> 01:29:59,089
♪ Oh, the wind of your change

1402
01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:03,702
♪ Coming for you fast, soon
to blow your heart away ♪

1403
01:30:03,746 --> 01:30:07,706
♪ So deprived and deranged

1404
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:12,450
♪ How I'm falling in love
as your fan to flame ♪

1405
01:30:12,494 --> 01:30:19,544
♪ Everybody wants to
turn their hose on you ♪

1406
01:30:21,154 --> 01:30:29,336
♪ And I'd gladly watch if it
meant I have you ♪

1407
01:30:29,380 --> 01:30:33,950
♪ But what's a fire
that cannot breathe ♪

1408
01:30:33,993 --> 01:30:37,997
♪ It's this ache inside of me

1409
01:30:38,041 --> 01:30:40,696
♪ So let me flurry in

1410
01:30:40,739 --> 01:30:46,397
♪ Together we'll rise
above the trees ♪

1411
01:30:48,007 --> 01:30:49,052
♪ Whoo-ooh, ooh-ooh

1412
01:30:49,095 --> 01:30:52,969
♪ I'm the fan to your flame

1413
01:30:53,012 --> 01:30:57,669
♪ A sucker for the burn,
begging you for my turn ♪

1414
01:30:57,713 --> 01:31:01,717
♪ Oh, you tease when I shame

1415
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:06,330
♪ You play me like a toy,
paper fan to your flame ♪

1416
01:31:06,373 --> 01:31:10,465
♪ I'm the fan to your flame

1417
01:31:10,508 --> 01:31:12,467
♪ A sucker for the burn

1418
01:31:12,510 --> 01:31:15,208
♪ Such a sucker for you, baby

1419
01:31:15,252 --> 01:31:18,081
♪ Oh, you tease when I shame

1420
01:31:18,124 --> 01:31:23,652
♪ How you tease and you please
and you make me wanna scream ♪

1421
01:31:23,695 --> 01:31:27,830
♪ I'm the wind of your change

1422
01:31:27,873 --> 01:31:32,269
♪ I'm gonna blow ya,
I'm gonna blow ya away ♪

1423
01:31:32,312 --> 01:31:36,447
♪ So deprived and deranged

1424
01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:41,104
♪ How I'm falling in love
as your fan to flame ♪

1425
01:31:41,147 --> 01:31:45,151
♪ How I'm falling in love
as your fan to flame ♪

1426
01:31:45,195 --> 01:31:50,200
♪ How I'm falling in love
as your fan to flame ♪