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‎（第零天）

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‎待在家裡兩星期，就能救人救己

3
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‎我們已經好久沒待在一起這麼久了

4
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‎-一起在鄉下住兩週
‎-好耶！

5
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‎-我們一起隔離
‎-我們一起隔離

6
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‎-我們…
‎-我們…

7
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‎-我們一起隔…快唱啊
‎-你們好像沒搞清楚狀況

8
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‎醫院的狀況很糟糕
‎很多人病情相當危急

9
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‎已經有17％的疑似病例確診了

10
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‎-夏洛特，妳是不是很害怕？
‎-才沒有

11
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‎馬提歐
‎你有訂到從柏林來的機票嗎？

12
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‎有，我五個小時後就會到家了

13
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‎就算我們一起隔離一個月

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‎也不可以做愛

15
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‎不然太危險了

16
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‎這病是經由唾液感染

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‎-所以背後式應該沒問題
‎-好，太棒了

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‎你們明天一定要在中午之前出發

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‎你們都知道馬克宏是怎麼說的吧？

20
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‎之後你們就不能來了

21
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‎所以大家該說什麼呢？

22
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‎謝謝妳奶奶讓我們借住她家

23
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‎她說把這房子當自己家別客氣

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‎“百憂解”奶奶可能會死掉嗎？

25
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‎才不會

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‎說真的，妳應該打通電話跟她道謝

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‎也對

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‎她現在很孤單

29
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‎-地址呢？
‎-我寄的信裡面都有寫

30
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‎你連Excel檔都不會看嗎？

31
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‎要搭車到桶林站

32
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‎桶？哪個“桶”？

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‎就是酒桶的那個“桶”

34
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‎就跟水桶一樣

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‎就早期用的那種桶

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‎好，所以就在“捅您”站下車
‎那我知道了

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‎-你真幽默
‎-不客氣

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‎對了，艾蜜莉，我可能需要工作…

39
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‎在“捅您”那邊的手機訊號如何？

40
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‎真是夠了，我們明天見吧，各位

41
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‎我全都準備好了，這間房子超讚的

42
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‎我們可以一起在天堂享受隔離了

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‎-明天見
‎-太好了

44
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‎保重

45
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‎我向妳致敬，蜜莉

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（第一天）

48
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‎叉子不可以向上擺，太冒犯了

49
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‎反正我也該走了

50
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‎什麼？你要去哪裡？
‎我們還沒弄完呢

51
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‎-我要去醫院
‎-你明明才剛回來而已

52
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‎妳好像沒搞清楚，現在的狀況很緊急

53
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‎我的狀況也很緊急
‎他們一個小時後就要到了

54
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‎我不能自己一個人待在這裡
‎樓上沒有鄰居

55
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‎樓下也沒有

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‎蜜莉，妳奶奶自己一個人
‎在這住了一輩子都沒事

57
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‎那當然，她比鬼更恐怖

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‎好，我要走了

59
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‎其他人很快就會到了，好嗎？

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‎拜託妳記得打電話給妳奶奶，好嗎？

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‎好

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‎“交通嚴重堵塞，車站人滿為患
‎入侵者…”

63
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‎推特上很多人都在罵

64
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‎巴黎人把隔離當成度假

65
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‎但是說真的
‎我們是不是應該留在巴黎？

66
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‎想辦法幫幫忙？

67
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‎我們可以做蛋糕給醫護人員吃

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‎“待在家裡，救人救己”

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‎-“烤烤蛋糕”
‎-對

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‎但是我們如果不去
‎蜜莉一定會殺了我們

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‎她會理解的啦

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‎不過呢…

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‎-我懂妳擔心的點
‎-真的嗎？

74
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‎我們兩個人…

75
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‎一起被困在這裡

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‎至少兩個星期

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‎沒錯

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‎而且是至少兩星期

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‎說不定還會更久

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‎更久

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‎-聽起來真糟糕
‎-是啊

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‎真糟糕

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‎真糟糕

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‎-真糟糕…
‎-糟糕透了

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‎（抱歉，我們要待在家裡…）

86
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‎（做蛋糕給醫護人員吃！親親！）

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‎沒有警察，什麼都沒有

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‎我是搭火車，優步太貴了

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‎你都要被隔離了，卻還是一樣小氣

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‎等等，我配對成功了

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‎距離25公里

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‎離我最近的女生
‎竟然他媽在25公里外

93
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‎真是去你媽的

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‎我從來沒有離女人這麼遠過

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‎我竟然在這個鳥不生屁蛋的地方

96
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‎-很好笑吧？
‎-你怎麼就只想到自己？

97
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‎我的班機被取消了

98
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‎我又沒房子住
‎被困在這間機場旁邊的

99
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‎假新潮飯店

100
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‎你看這裡的天花板就懂了

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‎至少你還在柏林，有4G網路

102
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‎我這裡只有2.75G訊號
‎原來現在還有這種東西

103
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‎說真的，馬提歐
‎再不來一砲我會受不了的

104
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‎那你去鄉下只會更慘

105
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‎我要怎麼在方圓一公尺內
‎找人幫我吹喇叭？

106
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‎我只知道你如果待在巴黎

107
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‎約到砲的機率一定大很多

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‎靠，你說的有道理

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‎（抱歉，我睡過頭了！
‎之後再聯絡！）

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‎馬克宏昨晚六度強調這是場戰爭

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‎並決定從3月17日週二中午

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‎開始實施封城

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‎從星期二開始
‎要外出都得先取得許可證明

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‎違反規定者會被罰款135歐元

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‎24小時內確診案例1097起
‎死亡27例

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‎至今共有175人死亡
‎以及7730人確診

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‎狀況相當令人擔憂

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‎有兩份大學研究報告指出

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‎這次的新冠肺炎病毒

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‎可能會在空氣中形成懸浮粒子
‎存活時間可達三小時

121
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‎這樣就能解釋這種病毒
‎為何傳播得如此快速

122
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‎（我還有好多工作的事要做…
‎我之後再過去，我才不怕）

123
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‎（班機被取消了…幹！
‎我再訂訂看明天的機票）

124
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‎（加護病房人手很吃緊
‎我要明天才能回去了）

125
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‎能來的人都“來了”

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‎大家乾杯

127
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‎我現在該怎麼辦？我要做什麼？

128
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‎大家好，你們好啊

129
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‎是這樣的…

130
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‎我想做裝飾教學已經想很久了

131
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‎我總算真的要開始做了

132
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‎名字就叫…

133
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‎“隔離創意”，沒錯

134
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‎封城期間的創意裝飾教學

135
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‎-我們開始吧
‎-隔離創意？真的假的？

136
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‎我現在要來教大家

137
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‎如何裝飾餐桌

138
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‎（艾莎：妳喝醉了嗎？
‎妳在生氣嗎？）

139
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‎你們看，又時尚又不會過時

140
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‎野花，還有一點克拉拉盧恰尼…

141
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‎那樣的感覺

142
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‎現在呢

143
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‎我在等我的客人來

144
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‎不過

145
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‎他們有可能根本不會來了

146
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‎有可能

147
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‎他們說不定
‎會讓我自己一個人死在這裡

148
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‎跟野生動物、泥土、糞便為伍

149
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‎我好討厭鄉下！

150
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‎那是什麼聲音？

151
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‎是動物嗎？

152
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‎好喔

153
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‎-所以…
‎-妳好

154
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‎-怎樣？
‎-妳們好

155
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‎妳在忙著做蛋糕拯救世界嗎？

156
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‎不是

157
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‎對不起，我剛剛在做教學

158
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‎我正在直播

159
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‎少來了，就只有我們兩個人再看

160
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‎對，我也才剛起步而已

161
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‎金卡戴珊也不是一出道就走紅

162
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‎竟然有人在外面，太誇張了

163
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‎-已經封城了！
‎-我告訴妳…

164
00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,458
‎一定會有很多人喜歡

165
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‎我的個人風格和憂鬱氣質

166
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‎-什麼？
‎-這就是法國

167
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‎妳不是有很多工作的事要忙嗎？

168
00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,423
‎我說妳也太自私了吧

169
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‎我的整個粉紅車車隊都動彈不得

170
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‎妳的粉紅車車隊？

171
00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:57,541
‎妳是說我媽送妳的那輛老車嗎？

172
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‎不是，我是說我那23名司機

173
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‎總之呢，我跟艾莎討論過了
‎我們想要效仿海鷗

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‎-效仿海鷗？
‎-對，就是皮耶哈比說的那個

175
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‎美洲原住民的森林大火神話

176
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‎所有動物都眼睜睜看著大火燃燒

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‎但是有一隻小蜂鳥…

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‎自己一個人非常努力

179
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‎一直取水

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‎來滅火

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‎後來有一隻犰狳去跟他…

182
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‎等等，犰狳就是
‎長得很怪的穿山甲吧？

183
00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:28,383
‎蜂鳥可不是海鷗

184
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‎妳現在是網紅兼“賞鳥學家”了嗎？

185
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‎是鳥類學家，夏洛特

186
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‎沒有賞鳥學這門學問

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‎所以犰狳就跟蜂鳥說

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‎他做的事是沒有用的

189
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‎不過蜂鳥是怎麼回答的呢？

190
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‎“我知道

191
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‎但我還是想盡一分力”

192
00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:51,210
‎-是不是很感人？
‎-沒錯，我們也正在盡一分力

193
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‎蜜莉把肺炎帶到奶奶的村裡
‎也算是在盡一分力

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‎不要亂講

195
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‎我要全天候照顧小孩

196
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‎還有在醫院工作的老公

197
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,956
‎所以我當然是蜂鳥

198
00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,171
‎我告訴妳們

199
00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,785
‎妳們決定不跟我一起隔離，所以呢

200
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,080
‎我要回去服務我的粉絲了

201
00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,626
‎再見了，婊子們

202
00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:15,333
‎-她就這樣掛掉了？
‎-真討人厭

203
00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:18,076
‎-我能理解，我也很害怕
‎-我又不怕

204
00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:22,576
‎我不是擔心自己
‎我是擔心那些可憐人、窮人

205
00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:25,165
‎我也很擔心地球

206
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,333
‎我很擔心空氣，因為空氣裡面有病毒

207
00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:29,746
‎我們難道要停止呼吸嗎？

208
00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:32,543
‎這個病毒就是大自然的求救聲

209
00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:33,745
‎妳沒聽到嗎？

210
00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:38,253
‎那些囤衛生紙和麵粉的自私鬼…

211
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,833
‎妳知道病毒在紙板上
‎能存活24小時嗎？

212
00:09:40,916 --> 00:09:41,996
‎還有塑膠

213
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,003
‎在塑膠上可以存活兩到三天

214
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,830
‎朱力歐昨天買了壽司回來

215
00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:48,456
‎有好多盒子，真的…

216
00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:54,995
‎-不是封城了嗎？
‎-對，我看應該呢

217
00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,670
‎是有人走錯了，等我一下

218
00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:57,790
‎有什麼事嗎？

219
00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:00,995
‎-我來送亞馬遜的貨，小姐
‎-一定是出了什麼錯

220
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,173
‎你搞錯了

221
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,880
‎等等，夏洛特

222
00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,748
‎妳該不會是網購了什麼東西吧？

223
00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,078
‎-該不會是亞馬遜吧？
‎-對，是亞馬遜

224
00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:13,956
‎小夏，宅配是最嚴重的
‎二氧化碳污染源

225
00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:15,751
‎夏洛特…

226
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,826
‎怎麼有那麼多衛生紙？
‎是妳自己要用的嗎？

227
00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:22,713
‎（第三天）

228
00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:23,961
‎好耶！

229
00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,495
‎-時候到了嗎？
‎-對，快過來

230
00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,625
‎謝謝！

231
00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,831
‎謝謝！

232
00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:35,536
‎謝謝！

233
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,503
‎-朱力歐？
‎-是

234
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,293
‎謝謝！

235
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:48,713
‎真棒

236
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,420
‎好棒！

237
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,670
‎那些蠢蛋怎麼不拍手？

238
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,293
‎這些死有錢人

239
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:56,790
‎加油！

240
00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:58,501
‎好棒！

241
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,785
‎醫護人員加油，他們真偉大！

242
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:13,041
‎我叫麥斯，妳叫什麼名字？

243
00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,165
‎妳喜歡哪種音樂？

244
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,540
‎閉嘴，混蛋！

245
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:19,125
‎快拿冰塊丟那個變態！

246
00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,288
‎別這樣嘛

247
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,285
‎我剛剛在烤水果派，手上都是奶油

248
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,753
‎-你們不喜歡烘焙嗎？
‎-混蛋！

249
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,041
‎喂，麥斯！

250
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:29,825
‎我們可以上去嗎？

251
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,456
‎我們的浴室還在施工

252
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:33,921
‎之前朱力歐和艾莎不在
‎我們還可以借用

253
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,380
‎但他們已經回來了

254
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,248
‎-他們一直做愛
‎-真的嗎？

255
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,293
‎對，既然你不太可能做愛…

256
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,245
‎既然你提到這點

257
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:44,580
‎我正在釣女人
‎我不想被你們壞了好事

258
00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:46,706
‎-封城！
‎-而且現在封城了

259
00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:50,291
‎待在家裡，救人救己
‎我們得當好公民才行，抱歉

260
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:54,036
‎-我們不能住他家了
‎-等等，麥斯！

261
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:57,126
‎-幹嘛？
‎-你有沒有多的棉褲？

262
00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,496
‎我們的許可證明上寫的藉口是要慢跑

263
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:01,503
‎你懂吧？

264
00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,326
‎妳沒有爸媽嗎？

265
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,328
‎什麼？我們也不可能去住他們家

266
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:10,785
‎對不起

267
00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:11,996
‎再見

268
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,325
‎這是什麼鬼東西？

269
00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,916
‎我敗給你了，去我爸媽家吧

270
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,920
‎（第十天）

271
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,330
‎妳怎麼把我的毛衣裝箱了？

272
00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:22,666
‎我們要把東西都捐出去
‎我們不需要這些

273
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,960
‎-什麼？我的樂器也是嗎？
‎-對

274
00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:27,131
‎-妳這是什麼意思？
‎-這是要給利勒醫院的

275
00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:30,961
‎你的電腦很值錢，我們得要募款

276
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,251
‎靠，艾莎，妳先等一下

277
00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:35,376
‎朱力歐，你聽我說
‎我們已經回不去了

278
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:38,038
‎你懂嗎？連威尼斯都出現海豚了

279
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,285
‎那是假的

280
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:41,375
‎那不重要，重點是其象徵意義

281
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:44,576
‎我們要終結全球暖化
‎放棄沒有意義的生活

282
00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:47,626
‎我們藉由消費逃避現實
‎又為了逃避現實而消費

283
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,883
‎開始封城後，我們做了什麼事？

284
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,078
‎-就是…
‎-沒錯

285
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,285
‎非常不食人間煙火
‎自私、差勁又虛假

286
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,708
‎我們就只想到自己和自己的高潮

287
00:12:57,791 --> 00:13:01,171
‎忍住不要吃太多零食、看老電影

288
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,380
‎我們只做了兩顆蛋糕，而且都很失敗

289
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,458
‎-好吧，我知道了
‎-怎樣？

290
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,291
‎-我們來給自己驚喜吧
‎-好

291
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:08,875
‎我們可以…

292
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,326
‎仔細省思，改變自己的習慣

293
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,876
‎用不會讓自己內疚的方式善待自己

294
00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,708
‎-當然好
‎-這給你

295
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,043
‎-好，這是什麼？
‎-這是笛子

296
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,248
‎我不會剝奪你玩音樂的權利

297
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,543
‎妳真貼心，但我玩的是電子音樂

298
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:28,625
‎不對，那是之前
‎你現在可以改吹胡蘿蔔

299
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:32,503
‎我吹給你看，這設計得很好

300
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,083
‎你看，就把手擺在這裡

301
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,710
‎剛剛還好好的

302
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:41,171
‎對了，我聽說還可以
‎拿葫蘆當打擊樂器

303
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,380
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

304
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,998
‎-那…
‎-我可以買給你

305
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:46,043
‎但現在還不是產期…

306
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,825
‎-我會先記著
‎-太好了

307
00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:49,706
‎-接下來就輪到你了
‎-輪到我做什麼？

308
00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:51,171
‎給我們驚喜

309
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,541
‎-是嗎？
‎-是

310
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,958
‎好，沒問題

311
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,961
‎那我邊洗澡邊思考

312
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,041
‎好，來，胡蘿蔔拿去

313
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:01,035
‎-我們可以洗澡吧？
‎-但不能用超過兩公升的水

314
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,541
‎-兩公升？
‎-對

315
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,785
‎已經夠你洗雞雞了

316
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,785
‎雖然你雞雞很大，但也沒那麼大

317
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:07,998
‎-懂吧？
‎-懂

318
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,333
‎等等，我還要跟你說無水馬桶的用法

319
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,710
‎我理性上知道自己不是真的有危險

320
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:18,206
‎但我覺得自己應該多想想
‎那些真的有危險的人

321
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,961
‎我們該做什麼？我們到底該怎麼辦？

322
00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:25,421
‎你身為醫生向患者說的話…

323
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,878
‎對了，你是醫生嗎？

324
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:29,455
‎也對

325
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,830
‎請你不要一直發出噪音，很干擾人

326
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,173
‎你的患者一般都會有什麼反應？

327
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,630
‎中東烤肉，你是史上最爛的諮商師

328
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:53,751
‎好

329
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,920
‎這就是妳小時候的房間嗎？

330
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,790
‎我警告過你了

331
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,083
‎妳爸媽知道妳是拉子的時候
‎應該也很難接受

332
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,583
‎不會吧？他們還不知道妳…

333
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,960
‎你看那邊

334
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,173
‎那邊原本貼了施特菲葛拉芙的海報

335
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,790
‎1996年法網公開賽

336
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:22,828
‎他們還以為我很喜歡網球

337
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,168
‎他們也逼我去學跳舞

338
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,583
‎-然後呢？
‎-然後我就胖了20公斤

339
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:29,376
‎連頭帶都套不下

340
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,753
‎妳當時有點肉嗎？

341
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,708
‎對，所以我就成了隱形人

342
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,753
‎我後來又開始彈低音提琴，所以呢

343
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,793
‎我就成了那種彈低音提琴的胖子

344
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,535
‎他們不知道妳結婚了嗎？

345
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:44,245
‎我們家自古以來
‎都一直保持著社交距離

346
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,963
‎疫情只是我們不相往來的另一個理由

347
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,208
‎所以我們要在這個房間裡
‎安靜待著，等到封城結束

348
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:52,705
‎知道嗎？

349
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:56,825
‎知道了

350
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,288
‎來，小心腳步

351
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,920
‎妳好，親愛的

352
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,210
‎抱歉，我得待在加護病房

353
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,291
‎我看到了妳的教學直播，妳好美

354
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,125
‎妳可以多往好的方面想

355
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,708
‎走路的時候要小心動物

356
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,080
‎小心點

357
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,918
‎別忘了要打電話給“百憂解”奶奶

358
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,210
‎我不會忘的

359
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,173
‎幹你娘！

360
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:22,581
‎幹，我真是受夠了！

361
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:25,791
‎我受夠被隔離在這該死的鄉下了！

362
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,213
‎靠…

363
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,711
‎有成熟的草莓

364
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,288
‎艾迪，你看，有成熟的草莓

365
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:33,996
‎想不想吃？

366
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,288
‎不想嗎？

367
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:36,711
‎（第15天）

368
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:39,541
‎我想透過樸門協會

369
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,745
‎推動一個援助計畫

370
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,003
‎援…菊…

371
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:45,328
‎什麼？

372
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:48,286
‎-菊…
‎-彼得，你聽得見嗎？

373
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,500
‎彼得，你聽得見嗎？

374
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,003
‎不要鬧，我在工作

375
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,083
‎不要鬧，他才剛說了今天的詞

376
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,576
‎好，抱歉，彼得，我要給她驚喜

377
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:01,245
‎我們之後再談，我會仔細想想的

378
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,955
‎有什麼詞是“菊結尾的？

379
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,881
‎-我不知道，“爆菊”？
‎-等等，我失去方向感了

380
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:20,326
‎歡迎搭乘PC306班機
‎本機將飛往里約熱內盧

381
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,785
‎帕耶特小姐

382
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,745
‎你做了升級再造，我很喜歡

383
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:28,578
‎你好帥

384
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:31,786
‎我是空服員朱力歐，由我來向妳說明

385
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,665
‎預防機上感染的措施

386
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,576
‎手部消毒液

387
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,418
‎很好

388
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,375
‎麻煩小姐幫我確認一下

389
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:52,576
‎是真的機票？

390
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,880
‎巴黎飛里約，2021年4月出發
‎在疫苗問世之後

391
00:17:56,958 --> 00:18:00,128
‎我們可以去看海龜下蛋
‎還有真正的海豚

392
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,420
‎朱力歐，不行

393
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,791
‎小姐想改去其他地方嗎？

394
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,751
‎你還是不懂

395
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,625
‎飛機和火車都不能搭了

396
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,285
‎我再也不能搭了

397
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,381
‎我還以為妳會很開心

398
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,575
‎地球是不能替換或退還的，朱力歐

399
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,383
‎那是…

400
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,415
‎之前的世界嗎？好吧

401
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,710
‎說真的，你能想像我們現在在海灘上

402
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,543
‎喝著椰子汁嗎？

403
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,333
‎還用吸管，吸管啊，朱力歐！

404
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,578
‎你有沒有上網查過“吸管海龜”？

405
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,211
‎當然沒有

406
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,581
‎說真的，朱力歐
‎你真的很跟不上時代

407
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,495
‎尤其是在這些事上

408
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,083
‎我沒辦法，我真的沒辦法

409
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:44,956
‎我得離開這裡

410
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,035
‎我去廚房

411
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:02,003
‎對了

412
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,081
‎我真的在耶穌的蛋蛋下面睡了一覺

413
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:08,790
‎早安

414
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,416
‎謝謝

415
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:26,958
‎“婚前守貞能保持純潔”

416
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:30,998
‎幹

417
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:32,543
‎（第25天）

418
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:35,125
‎好，多往好的方面想

419
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:38,376
‎我們現在需要正能量，加油

420
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:40,248
‎正向教學

421
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,705
‎各位也正在隔離的粉絲們，大家好

422
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:49,921
‎歡迎再次收看《隔離創意》

423
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,210
‎沒錯，隔離時期的創意教學

424
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,916
‎但是很樂觀積極，沒錯

425
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,920
‎在艱難時刻，正向思考是最重要的

426
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,576
‎我們今天要來做什麼呢？

427
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,206
‎我們要來畫蛋

428
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:07,125
‎但這不是普通的顏料
‎這是可水洗的有機顏料

429
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,710
‎準備好了嗎，艾迪？

430
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,325
‎你準備好了嗎？

431
00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:13,581
‎你玩得開心嗎？快說你很開心

432
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,495
‎好開心，快點

433
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,461
‎他準備好了，我也是

434
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,958
‎來吧，各位，拿起筆刷

435
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,040
‎把大腿撐開

436
00:20:26,916 --> 00:20:28,916
‎-起身的時候夾緊屁股
‎-好

437
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,580
‎-手臂打開
‎-下蹲，好

438
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,326
‎非常好，聽好了

439
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,166
‎要放開一點

440
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,288
‎有空氣跑進來了

441
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,923
‎加油，不要停下來

442
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,168
‎好

443
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,125
‎什麼？

444
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,213
‎妳看得到我嗎？

445
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,745
‎很棒

446
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:59,463
‎是畫在蛋殼上，不是杯子上

447
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,575
‎怎麼回事？

448
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:04,628
‎天啊，有兩位觀眾進來了

449
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:08,078
‎歡迎你們，歡迎老蕩婦

450
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,376
‎（老蕩婦：我是奶奶）

451
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:12,458
‎也歡迎“瘋狂麥斯”

452
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:16,081
‎希望他能瘋狂發揮創意

453
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:20,168
‎每個人的心裡都有個藝術家，沒錯

454
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,960
‎學習找尋自己的藝術魂

455
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,875
‎找到自己的靈感

456
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:27,248
‎並且好好自由發揮

457
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:31,583
‎運用各種不同的顏色
‎睜開雙眼，讓我驚艷一下

458
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,416
‎我要粉紅色，我要藍色

459
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,458
‎荷曼沒接

460
00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:37,496
‎夏洛特沒接

461
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,670
‎艾莎沒接

462
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:43,748
‎對，我已經找過朱力歐了

463
00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:49,166
‎“你好嗎，馬提歐？
‎你什麼時候…

464
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,575
‎你什麼時候能回國？”

465
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,075
‎我想要紅色，各種顏色

466
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,786
‎對吧，艾迪？艾迪選了藍色

467
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,578
‎然後呢？麥斯選了什麼顏色？

468
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,380
‎紅色嗎？還是黃色？

469
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,038
‎大家可以自行發揮

470
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,705
‎一桿進洞

471
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,960
‎我們可以畫出幸福和喜悅
‎是不是很棒？

472
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,331
‎很好

473
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,540
‎這麼快？

474
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,250
‎為您轉接麥斯的語音信…

475
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,713
‎不接就是不接

476
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:22,751
‎“需要幫什麼忙嗎？”

477
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,633
‎封城

478
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,625
‎就是這樣

479
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,210
‎是不是非常的美觀呢？

480
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,581
‎請幫我按讚

481
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:43,876
‎送我愛心，觀眾超過十個人了

482
00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:45,418
‎謝謝你們

483
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:50,633
‎有人從醫院回來了
‎我們正好能給他驚喜

484
00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:53,326
‎我的醫護人員寶貝

485
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,326
‎他也…很開心

486
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,956
‎好，謝謝大家
‎我親愛的各位觀眾朋友

487
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:01,331
‎我們下次再見了

488
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,501
‎安東？

489
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,290
‎-安東
‎-怎樣？

490
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,876
‎聽著，我知道你工作很辛苦

491
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:10,918
‎但你不能在我的直播裡面
‎擺個臭臉給大家看

492
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:14,076
‎我想帶給大家正能量，懂嗎？

493
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:15,625
‎好吧

494
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:18,915
‎-抱歉
‎-謝謝

495
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,290
‎-安東，我的天啊
‎-怎樣？

496
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,293
‎看看大家的留言

497
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,246
‎你真是天才，寶貝，你看

498
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,463
‎你看大家的留言

499
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,001
‎很好

500
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:39,923
‎在2020年，醫護人員的老婆
‎就好比足球員的老婆

501
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,420
‎但是薪水差很多

502
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,710
‎而且他們不需要每天通勤兩個小時

503
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,075
‎是啊

504
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:47,083
‎而且他們的老婆有…

505
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,880
‎什麼？

506
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,040
‎-什麼？
‎-沒什麼

507
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:53,916
‎沒什麼

508
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,710
‎你看，艾迪，有好多人留言

509
00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:59,211
‎你看，這是好消息

510
00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:02,206
‎好吧，你也擺了個臭臉

511
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,790
‎沒錯，剪頭髮是很重要的事

512
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,875
‎至少我還懂得自重

513
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,000
‎-那是什麼？
‎-我的經血

514
00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:26,133
‎-靠
‎-你有什麼意見嗎？

515
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:30,173
‎這個世界讓我們忘了自己的女性力量

516
00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:32,748
‎-我至少能拯救無花果樹
‎-真是的

517
00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:35,578
‎妳開始堆肥和用爛體香劑之後

518
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:36,916
‎雖然一開始很酷

519
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:39,133
‎但是妳真的有必要

520
00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:42,423
‎噁心到大便在木屑裡和種衛生棉嗎？

521
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,960
‎抱歉，妳只是在倒經血

522
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:46,291
‎-噁心？
‎-對

523
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,955
‎看來兩公升的水並不夠洗頭髮

524
00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:50,171
‎你怎麼會說這種話？

525
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:51,500
‎你真的是個老頑固

526
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:54,423
‎你根本就是反對進步的保守老頭

527
00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,923
‎妳才是變成了一個野女人

528
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,040
‎你反對進步又歧視女性

529
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,625
‎天啊，你根本就是
‎來自1950年代的人

530
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,751
‎尚蓋賓要去哪裡？

531
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:07,383
‎-我要去污染地球
‎-好，你就去感染肺炎吧

532
00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:12,076
‎你想離開也沒辦法
‎因為你還是得回來

533
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:13,536
‎已經封城了

534
00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:17,126
‎（第30天）

535
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:20,381
‎糟糕

536
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:25,035
‎好了，很好

537
00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:33,746
‎好

538
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,668
‎大家好

539
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:40,290
‎有超過兩千則留言
‎都在關心我的醫護人員老公

540
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:43,495
‎他就在我旁邊，戰士正在休息

541
00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:45,631
‎看看他

542
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:49,128
‎他累到連工作服都沒脫下來

543
00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:50,626
‎真可憐

544
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,828
‎請大家繼續幫醫護人員加油

545
00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:54,921
‎妳他媽在幹嘛？

546
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,540
‎尤其是他，我的醫護人員老公

547
00:25:58,625 --> 00:25:59,785
‎妳這是在搞什麼？

548
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,245
‎他很累了

549
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,963
‎你想對被隔離的觀眾朋友說點話嗎？

550
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:06,001
‎-什麼？夠了，蜜莉
‎-說些話吧

551
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:08,293
‎-妳這是在幹什麼？
‎-我在直播

552
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,785
‎快說點話

553
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:13,035
‎叫大家繼續留言給我

554
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,665
‎這樣你會很開心，也會更有力量

555
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:18,463
‎他就指望你們了

556
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,460
‎下次再見了，各位觀眾

557
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,575
‎妳可以暫時先別玩IG了嗎？

558
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:25,876
‎別這樣，有很多人留言給我們
‎說不定還會送禮物來

559
00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:27,628
‎-很好
‎-沒錯

560
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:29,285
‎怎麼回事？

561
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:31,035
‎說不定是粉絲打來的

562
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,210
‎不要說話，安靜

563
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:34,748
‎喂？

564
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,383
‎是，我就是

565
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:42,788
‎是誰傳染給她的？安東

566
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,955
‎好，抱歉，我之後再回電話給你

567
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,665
‎是養老院打來的，是奶奶的事

568
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,830
‎別擔心，她沒死

569
00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:51,916
‎但她感染肺炎了

570
00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:57,166
‎我都沒打電話給她

571
00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:05,826
‎我已經沒有力氣生妳的氣了

572
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,075
‎不管是這件事還是其他事

573
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,246
‎妳有夏洛特的消息嗎？

574
00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:17,291
‎她都沒回應，我很擔心她

575
00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:20,878
‎沒有，但我知道她不在乎任何人

576
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,381
‎妳自己也是半斤八兩

577
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,668
‎妳只想著妳的直播觀眾

578
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,500
‎-什麼？
‎-妳是永遠不會變的

579
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:35,833
‎是

580
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:38,788
‎是，先生

581
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,003
‎放在門口就可以了

582
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:45,543
‎我在腳踏墊底下有放兩歐元，謝謝你

583
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,075
‎小夏，是我

584
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,083
‎-是安東嗎？
‎-對

585
00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:54,785
‎妳已經三天都無聲無息了

586
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,325
‎妳的狀況是不是很不好？

587
00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:58,995
‎我連門都不敢開

588
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,251
‎我好害怕

589
00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:06,168
‎我他媽怕爆了

590
00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:11,918
‎大家都很忙

591
00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:15,420
‎大家都在做事

592
00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:18,293
‎艾莎也用她自己的方式幫助環境

593
00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:21,081
‎甚至還做了蛋糕

594
00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:25,211
‎我卻連一堂
‎他媽的線上健身課都上不完

595
00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:27,876
‎我待在這裡

596
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,035
‎還沒感染病毒就怕得要死

597
00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:33,541
‎我待在這裡

598
00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,500
‎無助至極

599
00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:38,665
‎我根本是個廢物

600
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,333
‎我是廢物

601
00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:44,036
‎不對，小夏，妳不是廢物
‎妳永遠都不會是廢物

602
00:28:44,875 --> 00:28:47,125
‎妳待在家裡可以保護自己

603
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,668
‎這可是很重要的

604
00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:51,878
‎我跟妳說

605
00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:56,378
‎妳會害怕也是自然的

606
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,421
‎我也很恐慌

607
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:06,831
‎我好像從來沒有這麼害怕過

608
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:13,746
‎平常救人是我的責任，但是現在…

609
00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:20,825
‎-我覺得好羞愧，小夏
‎-你在講什麼？

610
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,960
‎你很辛苦
‎我們每天晚上都會為你們鼓掌

611
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:28,458
‎你很堅強

612
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,380
‎你是最堅強的人

613
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
‎你是我哥

614
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,628
‎你是英雄，你是我的英雄

615
00:29:34,916 --> 00:29:36,416
‎我們應付不來

616
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,130
‎人手不足，患者又太多

617
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,750
‎設備也不足

618
00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:42,955
‎我們現在等於是裸體上戰場，小夏

619
00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:45,325
‎昨天

620
00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:47,673
‎來了兩個患者

621
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:50,293
‎都有呼吸道問題

622
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,206
‎其中一個男病患

623
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,170
‎跟爸差不多大

624
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:58,168
‎有孩子也有孫子

625
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,581
‎還有一位30歲的四肢癱瘓病患

626
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:04,790
‎有兩名病患

627
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:07,706
‎但是只剩一台呼吸器

628
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,041
‎我們必須做出選擇

629
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,080
‎這也叫英雄嗎？

630
00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:23,125
‎我得掌管別人的生死
‎又承受不住那樣的壓力

631
00:30:24,916 --> 00:30:26,706
‎對不起，妹妹，但是…

632
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:29,916
‎我受不了了

633
00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:31,746
‎什麼？

634
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:34,170
‎安東，跟我談談吧，有我在

635
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,746
‎我累了

636
00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:42,751
‎-我之後再打給妳，我得回去了
‎-安東？

637
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:44,420
‎安東

638
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:55,461
‎安東！

639
00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:58,583
‎（第35天）

640
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:37,253
‎（我想在封城時期跟妳生個孩子）

641
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:38,753
‎真的嗎？

642
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:44,745
‎可是

643
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:46,673
‎孩子會造成污染

644
00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:52,461
‎每年會多製造出60噸的二氧化碳
‎非常之多

645
00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:54,923
‎比一輛汽油車還多

646
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,206
‎你又沒有許可證明

647
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:03,285
‎我只是想在門外冷靜一下

648
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,210
‎-快
‎-好，來…

649
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:14,288
‎（枕頭大戰）

650
00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:15,825
‎十分鐘後吃飯！

651
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:18,876
‎-妳媽感覺很明理
‎-那是因為隔了一扇門

652
00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:23,133
‎等等，妳應該隔著門跟她說一些事

653
00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:26,961
‎沒錯，妳可以塞信給她

654
00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:28,706
‎“親愛的媽媽

655
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:30,748
‎我喜歡陰道

656
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,251
‎還有，我愛妳”

657
00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:36,463
‎說真的，你真的很煩

658
00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:37,791
‎但是你說的有道理

659
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,875
‎（第39天）

660
00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,000
‎對不起

661
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,923
‎我們都不太適應封城

662
00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,633
‎我覺得我們…

663
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,963
‎不太適合日復一日的呆板生活

664
00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:00,713
‎-你還好嗎？
‎-走開

665
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:03,788
‎你真的這麼生氣嗎？

666
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,750
‎我…

667
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:08,753
‎我發燒了，又有點氣喘

668
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,383
‎說不定會有危險，我不想傳染給妳

669
00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:25,495
‎不會有事的，寶貝

670
00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:29,376
‎我好累

671
00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:30,998
‎我會照顧你的

672
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:49,250
‎（披薩）

673
00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:12,825
‎（披薩）

674
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:26,880
‎兩位

675
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,500
‎我叫了披薩給妳們，是想跟妳們和好

676
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:36,333
‎我最近都沒好好關心妳們

677
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,963
‎而且我什麼事都做不好

678
00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:42,333
‎希望妳們能理解，我真的很愧疚

679
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:45,208
‎我其實什麼事都沒做

680
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,583
‎沒錯

681
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,750
‎我做了幾次教學直播
‎給被隔離的媽媽看

682
00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:50,956
‎但我卻連自己的兒子都照顧不好

683
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:52,920
‎他每天還會睡兩次午覺

684
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:55,245
‎我也幫不了安東

685
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,830
‎現在朱力歐生病了

686
00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:04,211
‎我竟然為了一些觀念
‎忽略了我們的愛情

687
00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:08,381
‎但我其實根本沒有改變什麼

688
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:13,541
‎我一心只想累積更多粉絲
‎卻忘了我深愛的人

689
00:35:15,666 --> 00:35:18,496
‎這個病毒讓我們只想到自己

690
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,083
‎我們一定可以一起做點好事

691
00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:22,536
‎教訓這病毒

692
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,208
‎幹，我愛死妳們了

693
00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,423
‎我好想妳們

694
00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:44,421
‎（小夏-家裡）

695
00:35:46,041 --> 00:35:48,251
‎-喂？
‎-妳猜我現在在吃什麼

696
00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,036
‎妳在吃屌嗎？

697
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:51,415
‎不是

698
00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:56,213
‎-對了，是披薩
‎-對，是披薩

699
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,535
‎謝謝妳，把艾蜜莉加進來吧

700
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,708
‎好，我來加她

701
00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,705
‎-喂？
‎-加完了

702
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,171
‎這披薩真好吃

703
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,960
‎櫛瓜太焦了

704
00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:15,501
‎就算我不吃，看起來還是很焦

705
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,536
‎-我好想妳們
‎-我也很想妳們

706
00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:19,381
‎開視訊吧

707
00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,538
‎（第45天）

708
00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:25,575
‎-妳們也想盡一分力嗎？
‎-不要，我不會做蛋糕

709
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:26,916
‎找得到麵粉嗎？

710
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,500
‎不是，別再做蛋糕了

711
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:30,833
‎我們要支持並保護彼此

712
00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:32,496
‎動用手邊的資源就好

713
00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:34,083
‎我們要加強馬力

714
00:36:34,958 --> 00:36:36,668
‎加強馬力？

715
00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:39,381
‎寶貝，妳給了我一個很棒的靈感

716
00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:41,288
‎醫護人員一定會很喜歡

717
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:45,003
‎在蜂鳥之後，來了三隻海鷗

718
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:46,878
‎或是三個鳥類學家

719
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:49,038
‎我決定裝作沒聽到

720
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,833
‎我要去照顧患者

721
00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:55,076
‎而且我還有需要彌補的事

722
00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:58,786
‎我的寶貝

723
00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:02,208
‎媽媽來了，我好想你

724
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:06,170
‎我的小寶貝，我每一天都好想你

725
00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:08,543
‎我知道你一定也很想我

726
00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:13,916
‎晨間肥皂劇會播到幾點？

727
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,210
‎妳要靠看電視教訓新冠肺炎嗎？

728
00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:17,711
‎感覺好怪

729
00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:19,581
‎不是，我是要去看奶奶

730
00:37:19,666 --> 00:37:23,536
‎（不要放棄我們，老蕩婦！）

731
00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:28,875
‎沒錯，蜜莉
‎這樣也會對她的病情有幫助

732
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,080
‎（我們得在出發前種很多樹）

733
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:50,458
‎#接送醫護人員

734
00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:51,751
‎很棒吧？

735
00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:59,251
‎-喂？
‎-喂，安東

736
00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:02,081
‎-你在醫院嗎？
‎-我已經在醫院待兩天了

737
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:04,076
‎不要離開，我去接你

738
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:06,456
‎我要當你的司機，順便告訴你的同事

739
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:09,381
‎從現在開始
‎粉紅車要專門接送醫護人員

740
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:18,133
‎百憂解奶奶，看看窗外！

741
00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,916
‎老蕩婦，看看窗外！

742
00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:33,875
‎好吧，看來她好多了

743
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:39,330
‎（第46天）

744
00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:50,251
‎喂，王八蛋！

745
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,793
‎竟敢搭訕我老婆，你死定了！

746
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:55,995
‎你雖然比我年輕
‎我還是會好好教訓你一頓！

747
00:38:56,791 --> 00:38:58,421
‎我知道了

748
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,630
‎（粉紅車開始接送醫護人員）

749
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:08,631
‎（這點子真棒，我能幫忙嗎？）

750
00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:10,918
‎（但你不是女的）

751
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:15,420
‎（我不是要當司機
‎我能讓妳爆紅，我自願幫忙）

752
00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,078
‎（沒問題）

753
00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:29,246
‎喂？我是市政廳公關總監麥斯波亞克

754
00:39:29,916 --> 00:39:30,876
‎對，沒錯

755
00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:32,828
‎我想請你們報導

756
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:35,286
‎某位市民為防疫所做的努力

757
00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:36,995
‎我覺得很有意思

758
00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:40,166
‎是一位有移民背景的年輕女子

759
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:43,170
‎她決定要開專車接送醫護人員

760
00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:46,253
‎對，我覺得很有意思

761
00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:48,076
‎（第50天）

762
00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:49,076
‎你有好一點了嗎？

763
00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:53,791
‎有，37.6度

764
00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:56,456
‎那我去幫你把音樂設備裝好

765
00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:03,038
‎我為你準備了一個小驚喜

766
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:18,248
‎因為這樣比較簡單和直接

767
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,833
‎也不用擔心飛沫問題

768
00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,916
‎我剛剛洗澡的時候仔細想過了

769
00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:23,921
‎沒錯，我又開始洗澡了

770
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,583
‎我有一些事忘了跟你說

771
00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:32,171
‎首先呢，你得快點好起來

772
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:35,173
‎因為你得要有力量

773
00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:39,293
‎我還要繼續拿堆肥
‎和地方網路的事煩你

774
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:43,245
‎還有呢

775
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,828
‎你就是我的生態系，朱力歐

776
00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:50,708
‎要是沒有你，我也沒辦法呼吸

777
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:53,995
‎我沒有備胎星球，也沒有備胎男友

778
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,326
‎除了你以外，我什麼都沒有

779
00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:58,671
‎知道嗎？

780
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,960
‎至於孩子的事

781
00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:06,383
‎我們可以再商量

782
00:41:07,416 --> 00:41:09,166
‎再看看吧

783
00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:13,706
‎我愛你

784
00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:22,961
‎我愛妳

785
00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:27,378
‎（第52天）

786
00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:29,248
‎“幸虧有白衣騎士的幫助

787
00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:33,626
‎整個王國的人才知道該怎麼摧毀

788
00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:35,633
‎隱形怪物肺炎”

789
00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:38,673
‎豐盛的早餐

790
00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:41,706
‎-來
‎-好

791
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,753
‎“白衣騎士就跟大家說

792
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:49,583
‎有時候用不同的方式愛彼此
‎其實是更好的”

793
00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:51,956
‎（《愛與性》）

794
00:41:56,916 --> 00:41:57,916
‎媽

795
00:41:58,791 --> 00:42:00,671
‎“更瞭解彼此

796
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,420
‎並且更愛彼此”

797
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:06,170
‎我們是負責接送醫護人員的
‎去哪裡都不用錢

798
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,880
‎“更有智慧

799
00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:13,626
‎時時幫助彼此，不要忘記彼此”

800
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,668
‎（醫院）

801
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:19,170
‎年輕的白衣騎士比超級英雄更偉大

802
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,793
‎但我們卻不常表達謝意

803
00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:24,206
‎我們得要謝謝他

804
00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:27,043
‎要謝謝爸爸付出了那麼多的努力

805
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:29,575
‎跟他說我們非常以他為榮，對

806
00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:32,536
‎他不能賜人生命，但可以救人性命

807
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:34,205
‎就像是寶藏一樣

808
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:36,041
‎他就是我們的寶藏

809
00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:39,631
‎謝謝

810
00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,253
‎白衣騎士來了

811
00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:46,248
‎我有個東西要給妳看

812
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:50,998
‎來，妳可以跟妳孫女講話了

813
00:42:51,083 --> 00:42:52,543
‎可以開始講了嗎？

814
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,040
‎各位小寶貝

815
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:59,080
‎百憂解奶奶已經擊敗了新冠肺炎

816
00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:01,293
‎還有呢

817
00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:03,825
‎不用擔心我

818
00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,495
‎婊子

819
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,705
‎我還可以照顧好自己

820
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:11,460
‎肺炎…

821
00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:13,831
‎我們得了肺炎又打敗了肺炎

822
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:15,380
‎好耶！

823
00:43:16,041 --> 00:43:18,171
‎-婊子！
‎-不行

824
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:19,380
‎不可以，艾迪

825
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,208
‎-這都是妳害的
‎-什麼？

826
00:43:27,666 --> 00:43:30,576
‎很好，麥斯又做了一件好事

827
00:43:30,666 --> 00:43:32,666
‎（每日英雄，夏洛特班斯密爾斯）

828
00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:39,041
‎（妳在頭版的照片還算蠻正的
‎妳覺得怎麼樣？）

829
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,826
‎（你真煩，不過謝謝你）

830
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:49,543
‎（妳在推特上爆紅了
‎我們什麼時候要慶祝一番？）

831
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:53,423
‎（還在封城）

832
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,380
‎她是在搭訕我嗎？

833
00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:58,285
‎妳在幹什麼，小夏？

834
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:00,458
‎妳真壞

835
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:04,628
‎（第55天）

836
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:05,958
‎朱力歐好多了

837
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:08,381
‎我正在休息，明天就要解除封城了

838
00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:10,248
‎狀況總算開始好轉了

839
00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:13,168
‎-我們其實過得還可以
‎-沒錯

840
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:16,500
‎只是褲子緊了一點，對不對，艾莎？

841
00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:18,633
‎什麼意思？

842
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:20,288
‎被隔離在家就會變胖

843
00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:21,955
‎尤其是在爸媽家

844
00:44:22,041 --> 00:44:24,421
‎-我沒變胖
‎-數據結果就是這樣

845
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,460
‎我也沒變胖，因為我在鄉下

846
00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:29,171
‎馬提歐在幹嘛？

847
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:31,080
‎他可能不想跟我們聊天

848
00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:33,036
‎真是的，你們就別灑狗血了

849
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:35,705
‎也沒什麼值得驕傲的事
‎你們跟他聯絡過嗎？

850
00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:37,960
‎麥斯，你跟他聯絡過嗎？

851
00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:40,128
‎沒有

852
00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:41,631
‎我胖了嗎？

853
00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:42,998
‎我們完全放棄他了

854
00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:46,133
‎各位法國人好
‎你們真是太令我失望了

855
00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:48,961
‎天啊

856
00:44:50,125 --> 00:44:52,285
‎他竟然還特別穿上戲服

857
00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,325
‎那好像不是戲服

858
00:44:54,416 --> 00:44:56,826
‎他看起來像不像美國那個很愛老虎

859
00:44:56,916 --> 00:44:58,706
‎但又亂殺老虎的那個自大狂？

860
00:44:58,791 --> 00:44:59,791
‎-對不對？
‎-超像的

861
00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:02,325
‎你的加州挑染真好看！

862
00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:04,246
‎我很討厭異國喬

863
00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:05,753
‎那個Netflix節目裡的人

864
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:08,673
‎我就說吧，我們都不理他
‎結果他就瘋了

865
00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:10,750
‎法國的朋友，你們好嗎？

866
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:13,333
‎他現在不講法語了嗎？

867
00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:15,376
‎你會說…你聽得懂嗎？

868
00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:17,208
‎閉嘴，馬提歐，我們很抱歉

869
00:45:17,291 --> 00:45:18,751
‎艾蜜莉關了夏洛特的麥克風

870
00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:21,253
‎抱歉，馬提歐
‎我們不是故意不理你的

871
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:24,253
‎大家都因為封城而發瘋了，對吧？

872
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:27,543
‎看來有些人還特別嚴重

873
00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:29,575
‎記得我嗎？沒錯

874
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,420
‎說真的，我跟你們說

875
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,580
‎你們都他媽去死算了

876
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,245
‎小心點，你有點出戲了

877
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,793
‎我甚至還有點懷念被你們煩

878
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,498
‎外面簡直是一團混亂

879
00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:45,001
‎如果我們讓病毒孤立了你我
‎那病毒就贏了

880
00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:49,246
‎我們現在只能用眼神微笑
‎用手肘打招呼

881
00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:52,583
‎我們不能觸摸彼此，親吻彼此

882
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,076
‎我們什麼事都不能做

883
00:45:54,791 --> 00:45:56,921
‎如果我又生你們的氣
‎那我還剩下什麼？

884
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,460
‎恐懼

885
00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,923
‎是啊，妳這樣的老年人…

886
00:46:02,416 --> 00:46:03,666
‎妳說什麼？

887
00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:07,288
‎我明天需要有人去機場接我

888
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:09,575
‎開什麼玩笑？我當然會去，兄弟

889
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:11,916
‎沒錯，等等，還有粉紅車！

890
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,040
‎#接送前男友！

891
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:17,710
‎我可以去，但拜託你換個髮型

892
00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:19,791
‎沒錯，我會被你的造型害死

893
00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:23,165
‎-我們很想你
‎-我們會住在我爸媽家

894
00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:25,213
‎彌補過去的遺憾

895
00:46:25,291 --> 00:46:26,541
‎老人陪老人

896
00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:29,916
‎我們大部分時間
‎都會跟她媽聊網球的事

897
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:32,001
‎幫封城劃下美好的句點

898
00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:34,383
‎那我們要一起結束封城嗎？

899
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,825
‎-面對面聚會
‎-大家要一起見面嗎？

900
00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:37,956
‎你們確定嗎？

901
00:46:38,041 --> 00:46:40,541
‎如果你們又要放我鴿子…

902
00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:41,825
‎-蜜莉
‎-怎樣？

903
00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:43,671
‎我們從來沒提過這件事

904
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,460
‎她會記仇記很久的

905
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,291
‎回到常態了

906
00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:49,165
‎道個歉又沒多難

907
00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:50,250
‎好，算了

908
00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:52,253
‎-明天記得來接我
‎-他在幹嘛？

909
00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:54,463
‎有人能去機場接我嗎？

910
00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:57,041
‎-到時候見了，各位
‎-愛你們

911
00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:58,705
‎-再見
‎-愛你們

912
00:46:58,791 --> 00:47:00,421
‎-大家再見
‎-再見

913
00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:02,955
‎再見

914
00:47:03,041 --> 00:47:04,581
‎艾迪，你在幹嘛？

915
00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:07,541
‎我可以看看艾迪嗎？

916
00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:08,745
‎他在吃什麼？

917
00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:11,208
‎等一下

918
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:13,250
‎那是大便嗎？還是巧克力？

919
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:15,581
‎-我不知道
‎-那你就吃吃看

920
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,246
‎你在吃什麼，艾迪？

921
00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:19,535
‎你覺得他們有沒有發現我們在一起？

922
00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:21,075
‎沒有，別擔心

923
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:24,246
‎這樣偷偷摸摸的讓我好興奮，妳呢？

924
00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,080
‎不行

925
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:27,670
‎不行…

926
00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:29,578
‎不行，不可以跟他

927
00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:30,746
‎不可以跟他

928
00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,633
‎-什麼？
‎-麥斯和夏洛特嗎？

929
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,580
‎幹