[both] Road trip!
It's a long drive to Charlotte,
-and here we go! -Whoo!
You wanna meet Charlotte? Charlotte in a city, not a person.
[laughs]
-I got your heavy-- This is leaking,... -Oh, my God. It's leaking.
-Yes, I know! -Tim! They're gonna be here any minute.
Dude, what are you doing?
-Move! Back up... -[Tim] Oh, my God.
-Not on my head! -Where'd you think...
-[Veronica] In the freezer, please! -Where does that...
-Where does this ice go? [laughs] -[laughing] Stop!
Because here we come.
[chuckling] Babe, what are you doing?
We have guests coming over.
Let's go, come on.
[laughing]
-You got to, like, duck. -I can't. I have to bob and weave.
-Them trying to two-piece, you wanna laugh. -Yeah, one, two, three.
-Oh! Oh. You would've got clocked. -Oh, my God...
-I thought you were gonna do a two. -You would've got clocked.
Stay still. Stay still. Stay still.
-Is that Polaroid? -I know that. I have one.
-I have one camera. Polaloid. -Polaroid.
-[Annie] Polaloid. -[laughs] "Polaloid."
Pola-la-loid.
At least they have something to tear in half when they break up. [chuckles]
[Shekinah] Today is my birthday.
And it also happens to be Sarper's birthday.
-The same-- -Wait, they have the same birthday?
Yes!
My last birthday, I didn't leave the house.
I didn't have anybody over. I played games all day.
-I had the best birthday ever. -I'm glad for you.
[Veronica] Come on in, guys!
-[Tim] Oh, they're here? -[Veronica] Tim, they're here!
-We're here! -[all cheering]
[all laughing]
Too late. I see... Too late. I see you every day.
What's going on, bro?
You look so beautiful.
-Welcome. Welcome. How's it going? -How are you?
We are great.
Why don't you guys go... get them into the living room. Go settle in.
-I'll go get you guys some drinks. -Uh, okay.
-Okay. -Here's Veronica's living room.
-Talk about southern hospitality. -Yeah.
[Andrei] Hey, hey, hey!
-How's it going? -Hi! Good to see you again!
So good to be here, man.
[Andrei] Nice to see you.
Nice to see you. How was the trip?
-Ah! You guys are here. -Yeah. Hi!
-How are you? -Oh, my God.
-I'm so happy that you guys are here. -Me too.
Welcome.
Say hi, Stella.
-"Hi, David. Hi, Annie." -[Annie chuckles]
-Oh, my gosh, You look so pretty with your belly. -Thank you.
Aw. I'm so excited for you guys.
If it's a boy, his name is--
-"Aquaman"? -Yeah, so when he's coming through the classroom,
they be like, "Aquaman, please report to the main office."
You know how badass that name sounds?
[laughing]
So the last time we saw you guys
-was at that watch party in Miami, right? -[Robert] Yeah.
-You're absolutely right. -[Tim] That was a lot of fun.
That was a lot of fun.
It was almost a year ago. [gasps]
We should make this, like, an every year thing.
Yeah. And you know what?
Last time you wasn't able to...
You know, like, when your mom is mad at you,
-and she's doing one of these. -[Tim] Mmm-hmm.
That's how Veronica was talking.
[chuckles]
[all] Oh!
-[all laughing] -So happy you guys are here.
We're so stoked to watch with you guys.
-Aw! -We're excited to be here.
[Andrei] It's been seven years already...
-Yes, it has been. -...since we know each other. Seven years.
The last time we were on the couch, all of us together--
-It was in "Tell All." -Yeah, in New York.
-[Elizabeth] The same spot. -Yes.
Ooh! Let's watch The Other Way.
-Let's do this. -I'm so ready!
[horn honking]
-Oh, that's my city. I can tell by the bagel, baby! -I was gonna say...
-Those are real bagels. -Oh, yeah!
-Joanne in Long Island. -Yeah. Joanne.
[in Long Island accent] "Long Island." You gotta say, "Long Island."
[in Long Island accent] Joanne from Long Island.
-[all chuckling] -Yeah. [in Long island accent] You have coffee?
-Coffee. -I'll take black coffee.
[Joanne] Boys, are you packed?
[boys] Yeah.
[Joanne] Let's make sure you have everything.
And let's start bringing it down to the car.
Okay. What you're doing... [chuckles]
has nothing to do with our trip, please, sir.
-What is he doing? -This is Veronica, right there.
No, no, this is a man!
-This is a tiny-- No. -Micromanaging everything somebody's doing.
Oh, my God. This boy is wiping down...
What is that? A refrigerator?
-Computer. -No, that's his computer game.
-That's a very important part of a young man's life. -That's his computer.
-He got to wipe it down. -We are leaving to Ireland today.
It's time to pack up the suitcases.
Your computer does not need to be wiped down right now.
But, time out. Who said he wanted to go?
He don't wanna leave his computer.
You know how much games he probably got on that?
[Joanne] Today I'm going to Ireland with the boys.
Assuming all goes well, this will be my last trip to Ireland,
'cause the next time I go, I will be moving there.
But before that can happen,
I need to let the boys know
that Sean and I are married.
What do you think she's gonna do as a mother
if the kids don't get along with him?
-That's a good question. -Uh... That's a good question, but--
Yeah, you gotta... you have to take
your kid's advice and opinion.
You can't force it.
I think her youngest son would get along with Sean very well.
You know, take him to the gym,
MMA, wrestle. He likes video games, you know.
Anny, you could go to a gym like that.
They have little kids that go to taek won do.
Yeah, I went to taek won do.
-[blows raspberry] -Pretty much, that's jujitsu.
-It's the same thing. -Taek won do Plus, to be exact.
[blows raspberry]
-Well, did that Plus after school homework help? -No.
So what happened? Why you... why you stopped?
'Cause my dad made me do it with him,
and it just was awkward.
His dad also made him take shag dance lessons, so...
[chuckling] Yeah, he did.
Some weird beach dance.
-It's like... I don't even... I don't know how to shag. -It's beach music.
-It's like... Whoo! -It's like old white people beach music.
[Donna] So I'm driving or you're like--
[Joanne] No, I'm gonna be driving.
-You-- -You don't trust my driving?
You don't drive that green
Oh, really? Seriously?
[Joanne] If you drive, it'll take us five hours.
He's a crazy driver.
He's the guy that, like, runs over the...
-Curb? -No, the lane...
Like, he goes in the other lane,
and he's like, "Oh, whoops."
My dad once hit a pile-on in a fast food...
-[chuckles] -...like a drive-through.
Like, the apple doesn't fall
-far from the tree, my friend. -Hey. You know, and... Yeah, and so...
I'll just keep my mouth shut.
Come on, guys. We gotta go meet Noelle.
My best friend, Noelle, is coming with us to Ireland
'cause she really wants to meet Sean.
Oh, yeah. Better the best friend than the mom.
-'Cause her mama already hated him. -Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-[Joanne] Hey, -What's going on?
-Hi. -Are you ready for the trip?
Yeah.
Noelle and I are super close.
We don't keep anything from each other.
So, for her to find out
two major things in one trip,
her head is probably gonna be spinning
by the time she leaves. [chuckles]
-[all gasp] -She doesn't know?
-No. -Nobody knows.
"Surprise. Welcome to Ireland. Here's my husband."
-Nobody has to know. Nobody has to know. -Whoo-whee!
-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, that's gonna be very interesting to see.
Wait till the first dinner.
Instead of water in the face, it might be beer in the face.
-Oh. I'd take it. -Or shepherd's pie.
-Shepherd's pie. -[all chuckling]
-[all laughing] -[Elizabeth] Soda bread.
They're gonna throw the soda bread.
I'm feeling... so many emotions
because they're gonna get to meet him finally.
And it's a relief.
But if the boys don't approve of Sean,
I mean, what do... what do I do?
We're already married.
And I really would like to move there.
So, I don't know
what that would mean for us.
-Let's go to Ireland! -Yes!
-Shepherd's pie. -I have my green on. I'm ready.
He is hot. I will say that.
Oh, oh!
[Elizabeth laughs] Isn't he, David?
-Oh, my God! With all those tattoos... -[Andrei] Papers!
-Where's the papers? -Right, Annie?
-[Annie continues laughing] -Isn't he attractive?
-She likes short fat guys, that are bald. -[laughing]
Oh, my gosh.
-I only have eyes for you, baby. -Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, who's working?
I don't know, but it's not a banana chip,
so we must not be in Indonesia.
-What is that? -Figurine.
You would totally buy one of those in another country.
-Sarper and Shekinah! -Oh! Sarper and Shekinah!
[Shekinah] Today is my birthday,
and it also happens to be Sarper's birthday.
-No! -Oh, they have the same birthday?
How did we not know this before?
If we would've had the same birthday,
-maybe I could remember yours. I would, you know... -Truly.
-The same-- -Wait, they have the same birthday.
-Yes. -Oh, my goodness. That's so cute.
-Mmm-hmm. -[producer continues]
-Yep. -Mmm-hmm.
[producer continues]
Then it's not the same birthday.
But they kind of do 'cause they're from
two different parts of the world, so like...
-Yeah, time-zone-wise, it could've been. -[Elizabeth] Yeah.
-Now, hold up... -They were probably
-born at the exact same time. -Oh, the time thing. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
-Two years apart, though. Yep. -Yeah.
It's pretty amazing.
They try to find any reason to justify how they should be together.
-They just, like, make up stuff as they go. -[Annie] Make up the stuff!
-Make up the [bleep]! -Yeah, we're like, "Wait, huh?"
I'm surprised he didn't say, "Yeah, our birthdays are February 30th."
-[all laughing] -Yeah.
-And he could justify it. -Yeah.
Oh, yes. Of course.
[speaking foreign language]
[family cheering]
[man greeting in foreign language]
Hey! Time to celebrate!
So, they're still going with the same birthday thing,
even if they don't technically have the same birthday. [chuckles]
We're gonna stick with that?
[in foreign language]
[Sarper speaking in foreign language]
Uh-oh. Are we... Are we gonna get a bomb drop? What's happening?
-Oh, oh! -Oh!
Is he gonna propose?
[continues in foreign language]
[all yelling] Oh!
My thing is, why didn't I do that after I ate my food?
You just killed my appetite.
[continues in foreign language]
Damn! Their faces look shot.
Like, pick your face up, homegirl.
Yeah, they're sad
Her face just dropped to the floor immediately.
Right? It's does not.
[chuckles]
When I told my family about my K-1 visa, I had to explain,
uh, what I was doing, and stuff like this,
but pretty much, it was understandable.
They always supported.
Your mom was a little sad, though, wasn't she?
Yeah, she said, "Do what you have to do.
-Get the green card from that American." -Mmm-hmm.
[all laughing]
Take advantage of that American.
[in foreign language]
How is she gonna support Sarper if he gets approved?
Shekinah is a very successful aesthetician.
-Yes, she has-- -That's why she had to come back to LA,
so that she could continue to support them from the United States.
That's the whole problem.
But you know what?
Sarper could come here and be a stripper.
He totally could.
Maybe that's his dream.
He's gonna do that.
[in English] I don't know. I honestly don't know.
[woman] I'm sorry. I didn't want to...
[man] My dear, come on.
No... tears.
I don't know why... [sniffles]
but I feel bad.
Talk about a party killer.
Every party needs a pooper.
That pooper here is Shekinah.
But in all fairness...
Sarper started it. Shekinah didn't.
-He brought it up. -That's true.
[Shekinah] Sarper says he's willing to do this for me,
but now, seeing his family's heartbreak,
right in front of my eyes,
makes me afraid that he may back out,
and decide that he doesn't want to do it after all.
And then, what happens to us?
-Oh. Well, you had fun. -We literally,
went out to birthday dinner with my whole family,
and it was like, three or four hours later...
that I broke my jaw, so... I would take fighting family
over surgery and starvation for six weeks.
My last birthday, I didn't leave the house.
I didn't have anybody over. I played games all day.
-I had the best birthday ever. -I'm glad for you.
[gasps] Oh, baby, why don't you go get us those treats?
-Me? -It's been really hot.
-Yeah. -Treats for us?
You're the closest to the steps.
-Okay, I'll come back. -[all laughing]
-Nose goes. -[laughing]
[Ingi speaking]
She's just wondering how you do it. Like the--
Yeah, how... how do you do it?
I just, like...
-Oh. -Just, like, rolls together.
I don't even like you to touch my hair
or my face. I'm like, "Get away."
I should be so lucky.
-Let me try you hair. -Oh, yeah.
-Don't take out the last four hairs. -[chuckles]
-[Annie speaking] -[David] What do we have here?
[Andrei] I did it myself. Handmade.
-There you go. -[Annie speaking]
-Handmade. You take one. -[Annie speaking]
-We have some... -Oh, I know which one she's gonna...
-Take one. I'll take one. -Pineapple?
-[Andrei laughs] -Take one. I will take this.
Oh, orange. You didn't go with the pineapple?
-Pineapple. You call that pineapple? -Yes, I'll go with pineapple.
[all chuckling]
I did it myself. I'm telling you.
Oh, it's like a sorbet almost.
-[Elizabeth chuckles] -Are you eating mine too?
-[Elizabeth laughs] -Mmm.
So good.
Oh, we must be with Ingi and Corona!
Is this Iceland?
Look at the horses, they even look cold.
They're like, "Why couldn't I have been born in Hawaii?"
[Elizabeth chuckles]
Oh, my gosh, I love her outfit. Look at her.
[Elizabeth chuckles]
Cheers, guys.
[Annie] Cheers!
-Hmm. -Cheers to our... to our ice cream in Iceland.
-Mmm-hmm. -[chuckles]
Today I'm gonna be meeting Ingi's parents for the first time.
I don't know a lot about Ingi's parents.
All I know is what he's told me,
which is they are quite old,
uh, quite conservative,
and I don't think they've ever
had a black person in their home before.
-Oh. -Oh!
-[laughs] -Oh! Well, hey,
there's a first time for everything.
I mean, I understand. It's like, I've been to Annie's village,
-where they have never met a white person. -Yes.
-They kept touching my face. -[Elizabeth laughs]
One of the old ladies said, "Now I can die."
-[chuckles] -Aw!
[Ingi] My parents are in their 80s,
and I'm the youngest out of their three children.
My brother is married, and he has, like, two kids,
and my sister has a kid, so it's a big deal,
that I'm finally, uh,
bringing someone to meet them.
Babe, I remember meeting your family for the first time.
-Mmm-hmm. -They were so sweet.
-Mmm-hmm. -Your dad, like, bent down...
-[Annie] Aw. -...'cause I was in the car...
-Bent down? -...and he, like... he bent down in the car,
and you were like, "Dad, hold on.
She's gonna get out in a second."
'Cause he was like, trying to talk to me through the window.
-[Annie] Aw! -And he was like, "Hi, it's so nice to meet you."
-Uh-huh. -Remember, it was so sweet.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -I was like, "Aw."
That's how they are. They're just so warm and inviting,
-and not judgmental. -No.
Yeah, it's so different.
[Ingi speaking]
Y'all wanna hear about the best impression Veronica ever made?
-Oh, my God. -My grandmother was all about her yard.
Like, she loved her flowers,
and Veronica came to a family function,
and, uh,
she tracked through the yard,
-and left tire marks... -Oh, my God.
-And my grandmother almost-- -Oh! You was screeching in somebody's grass?
Straight disrespectful.
And then, when I met her father,
I wore a, uh, tank top--
While you were smoking a cigarette.
[Anny speaking]
-Yeah, you can. -[both] Yeah.
You couldn't see my boobs, but... [chuckles]
[Ingi] You ready, babe?
[Corona] No!
[Ingi speaking]
There's still time to bail.
No, no, no.
-Oh, her shoes are it. -Why would you--
That's definitely not shoes for Iceland.
[Annie and Elizabeth chuckle]
We got stopped at airport security one time. We were going through,
and Mathew and Veronica had a pair of shoes like that,
-and they had flowers in them. -I still have them.
Yeah, and they thought we were, like, smuggling drugs in her shoes.
Oh, here we go. Time to meet the parents.
-So this is my mom. -[Corona] Hi.
-[woman] Hi. -Hi. [chuckles]
-Hi. -[Corona] Hi. I'm Corona.
I'll give you a hug.
-Oh! For me? -[Inga] Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
-Yay! -Wow.
Oh, the mom brought flowers.
-Mom brought flowers. -Oh, oh, I didn't even think about it.
She should've brought the mom flowers.
-[man] Hello. -This is my father.
-[Corona] Hi. -Nice to see you.
[in Icelandic]
[speaking Icelandic]
[in English] You speak Icelandic?
[in Icelandic]
[Hilmar speaking in Icelandic]
-Wow. -Wow! She's very good.
-"Yow!" [chuckles] -Impressive.
-'Cause that's one of the hardest languages. -[Elizabeth] It is.
[in Icelandic]
-[Corona chuckling] Yeah. -[all chuckling]
-Whoa! Okay. -Okay, that's so weird.
-That's nice. -I'm just hoping that's how they say it there.
"Can I touch you?"
-[Veronica] Can I have just a little touch? -He said, "Can I touch you?"
[laughs]
We don't say it. We say, "Can I have a hug?"
Oh, trust me, I know.
-Yeah. -I... I know. I know.
[Ingi speaking]
-Oh, thank you. -Very pretty.
-Thank you. -Yes.
-She was just wondering how you do it. Like the... -Yeah, how do you do it?
I just like...
-Oh. -Yeah. Just like rolls together.
Oh, yeah.
I don't even like you to touch my hair or my face. I'm like, "Get away."
I should be so lucky.
-[Annie] Let me try your hair. -Oh, yeah.
-Don't take out the last four hairs. -[Annie chuckles]
Corona, how long are you gonna be staying in Iceland
this time around?
Uh, like forever.
Ah.
-She's moving here, so, yeah. -[Corona] Yeah.
-So this is a pretty big deal. -[Corona] Yeah.
He didn't even tell his parents
why they were coming over.
He's just like, "Hey, I just want you to meet her,
but not that she's moving here."
[in Icelandic]
[in English] Oh!
[both] Aww.
-That's so sweet. -Aww.
Look, the mom is so happy. You see?
She's like, "Grandbabies."
[Ingi's mom, in Icelandic]
[both, in English] Oh!
I knew it.
[Ingi speaking]
-Oh, four months. -Okay, but you're not 20.
-You're almost 40. -Yeah!
-Yeah. -So,
it's gonna happen soon. [chuckles]
"I married your mother in two weeks."
-Really? -[all laughing]
"In my day, I married your mom in two weeks.
-And we're still together." -[both laugh]
-"She gave me my best 16 years of my life." -"It was
the happiest years of my life."
Come on, Ingi. Either [bleep] or get off the ice pot.
[laughs]
-[man] There's been a lot of pressure on us. -Yes.
My sister has one. I have two.
-So-- -[Corona] How many more do you want?
Well, she has--
[in Icelandic]
[all laughing]
[in English] [bleep]! She want ten grandkids.
Oh, no. That's too much.
I would've been like, "Grandma, don't worry.
-We're almost there." -[Anny] I don't.
[both laugh]
How are you doing, babe?
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.
Oh, [bleep]!
I'm glad that she is saying
that she wants children from us
and she would accept our children.
But before any of that happens,
we should be talking about "When's the wedding?"
and not "When are the kids?"
[exclaims] That's right.
We ain't getting to the [bleep] first.
We got to get to the papers.
I don't think you could ask for
-a better meeting of parents. -No.
Like, that went perfect.
I think his mother and father is great.
I think he's the one having second thoughts.
I know, but I think the parents are, like,
way more optimistic about this than they need to be,
because Ingi's gonna break everybody's heart.
Not just Corona's, but his parents' too.
I think you're misreading him. I think he's like me.
Like, he just don't really show a lot of PDA and emotion.
[Veronica] No, I think it's moving way too fast for him.
We've only known each other for four months.
Yeah.
-[Tim] It happened to us. [laughs] -[Veronica] Yeah.
Same. Same.
Should we have a bottle of champagne instead?
Do you have champagne?
Yeah, I did bring a bottle for us to toast.
Mimosas it is, then.
They have coffee and champagne.
Sounds like my kind of girls.
[Anny laughs]
[Veronica] Okay.
Our Dominican options are limited.
But I got some empanadas,
some tostones, and some maduros.
-Oh, yeah. I want some empanadas. -[Veronica] Yes.
[Anny speaking]
[Veronica] Okay, fine.
You don't like it?
He doesn't like anything with sauce.
He doesn't like Latino food, Cuban food.
[in Spanish]
[in English]
[both laugh]
-Oh, fun. -Ooh.
-Yeah. -Back to England.
Dempsey and Statler.
[Statler] Last night was the first night in the camper van.
And it went better than expected.
We are now about to get into bed.
We were both so exhausted from the day's festivities
that we just went to sleep.
No hanky-panky for these two.
Nothing happened?
So disappoint.
-Poor Dempsey. -[Annie chuckles]
[Statler] Mm-mm.
That's [bleep] awful.
-[Dempsey] Is it? -[Statler] Yeah.
Tastes like fish.
-[David] Ew. -[Annie] Oh.
Why you do that?
-Oh. -Ew.
-It looked like coffee. -It tastes like fish?
What is happening?
[Statler] Wait, you used that water?
[Dempsey] I used this water.
[Statler] Oh, hell no.
-[Dempsey chuckles] -Just drank sewage or something.
[Dempsey laughs]
-Ew. -Huh. Uh.
Oh, you gotta remember too,
when you're American,
you can't just go to other countries
and drink their water like that.
Should we have a bottle of champagne instead?
Do you have champagne?
Yeah, I did bring a bottle for us to toast.
Mimosas it is then.
They have coffee and champagne.
Sounds like my kind of girls.
[Anny laughs]
[Dempsey] This morning, I feel like
things are back on track
compared to when she arrived to England.
[Statler] To be fair, I was excited to see you.
-I just... -It showed as well.
It was just... [laughs]
[Dempsey] Cheers.
[Statler] Just stay still, stay still, stay still.
-Yeah, Polaroid. -I know that! I have one.
-I have one camera. Polaloid. -Polaroid.
-That's Polaloid. -[laughs] "Polaloid."
-Polaroid. -[Annie] Polaroid?
-[laughs] -Polaroid.
-Pololaloid. -[Elizabeth] I love how you say stuff, Annie.
Polaroid.
At least they have something to tear in half when they break up.
-[laughs] -Yeah, yeah.
[Elizabeth laughs]
[Statler] Today is the start of our journey,
and we'll be heading south out of England.
Our mission is to get to France and Switzerland,
and then, you know, wherever our wheels take us.
Brussels, they can get chocolate.
I can't do that.
I get mad at you, we gotta share the same room still?
I would like have something like that
to travel around the country.
Yeah, for vacation.
-Yeah, not to... -Not forever.
Not to live in.
What if they want to leave England?
-[laughs] They can't go in the water. -Are you serious?
[Elizabeth] Is there a bridge?
-No, you can take the tunnel. -There is a tunnel, babe.
-There is a... -Oh, that's right.
Dempsey's used to living a nomadic lifestyle,
but I'm gonna have to get used to
no air conditioning, living in a tiny, tiny space.
Hold on. You telling me that ride don't have no AC?
Cars have AC.
Well, the cab does,
but you see, it doesn't look like...
Some of them, you have, like, a door to the cab.
It looks like the cab is closed off.
Man, you better put a sliding window in there.
-[Veronica laughs] -[Tim] Yeah, I know.
No, that would be the deal breaker for me right there.
Does she have a hat with her own name on it?
It reminds me of--
-Oh, both of our faces, not just mine. -Yeah.
It's like Ed with his tattoo of his face.
-Yeah, but we gave it to your mom... -Oh, that's too much.
-...and she's dancing in it. -They love it.
[Statler] Here we go.
-All right, having fun, guys. Enjoy. -Yeah.
[whooping]
I mean, they seem to be doing a lot better than they were.
I know. The road trip's officially off
to a good start.
I started to see.
Are you done with this? You want more?
-No, I eat like four. [laughs] -[laughs] Okay.
-Well, y'all missed out. -It was good, thank you.
Hey, y'all enjoyed it. That's all that matters.
[laughs]
-Oh, my gosh. -We're in Ireland.
-[Tim] Ireland. -We've never been here on The Other Way.
[Robert] Yeah.
I wonder if they eat Lucky Charms in Ireland.
[chuckles]
[Andrei] Ladies and gentlemen,
-I made some tropical drinks over here. -[all exclaiming]
Oh, those look good, babe.
-[Andrei] Yeah. -It looks so beautiful.
-Thank you. -You did an amazing job.
-You are the host with the most. -[Annie] I know.
Yeah. I put in extra rum, you know,
-just to make us more... -Ooh.
-[David] Believe me, I know. -...cheery.
-[Elizabeth] It's like a mai tai. -[mimics retching, laughs]
-A mai tai. -It's a mai tai.
-A couple types of rum. -[Andrei] Yeah, yeah.
You made it so pretty, too.
-Look at you. I love it. -[David] The pineapple garnish.
[all] Cheers!
-[Annie whooping] -To a great episode
-and being with you guys. -I know.
-So exciting. -Florida.
-Yes. -How do you say cheers in Thai?
[in Thai]
[in English] You know, in my language, you say... [speaking Romanian]
-[speaking Romanian] -[Annie speaking Romanian]
-[in English] -[Andrei] What?
-So that means if you go... -Yeah, hell.
[speaking Thai] means go to hell.
-To hell. -[all laughing]
[Annie] To hell.
[Andrei] Well, go to hell, everybody.
[laughing] Go to hell.
Look how beautiful Ireland is.
-Is that what you remember it like? -It is. Yep.
-Yeah. What is this, Dublin? -It's always...
always super green.
-Beer! -Oh, yeah.
Oh, we getting beer.
Oh, is this our new Irish fella Sean?
-Yeah, we gotta show the Irish style. -That's him.
I remember it.
I literally drink from the same bar.
In the same bar.
-How old were you when you went? -[Andrei] 28.
-I prefer blondes. -[David laughs]
[Bella speaking]
Don't start dribbling on it.
[Bella speaking]
[giggles]
[Sean] I would describe myself as being
honest,
hardworking, loyal.
[Robert] Oh!
-I love that! -Aww.
Oh, my gosh.
-A daddy with... -You love it?
...his daughter is so hot.
[David and Annie laughing]
-[Bella speaking] -Joey.
Joey. Joey.
Jessie is the youngest one. Joey is the oldest one.
Jo and the boys and Noel are arriving today,
and me and Bella are gonna go collect them at the airport.
I wonder if they're gonna stay in a hotel
or if they're all gonna stay with them.
-That's a good question -Because that's four people.
-Yeah. -And their homes are very small.
-They're not built like over here. -Yeah.
Yeah.
-[Andrei] Yeah. -Little does she know she's about to have two brothers.
-That's married life. -Wait until Bella shows the boys
her, you know, punching skill.
-[Andrei] Yeah. -Oh, that would be interesting.
Are you excited to meet Jessie and...
I'm super excited to meet the boys and...
-[giggles] -...just have Jo back.
I miss my JoJo.
Sus? Why am I sus?
Oh, my God. I just got triggered.
I feel like that was Chloe
-in the backseat of that car. -[Tim chuckles]
"You're so sus, Mom."
I'm cracking up that this little girl knows
the, like, millennial terminology.
Or maybe it's Gen Z.
Sus, like suspect.
-Like, you're being super suspect right now. -Oh.
-I thought that meant crush. -Suspicious.
Sus. You're sus.
-Oh. -I didn't know that word.
I said my little JoJo.
-What is a cringe? -You actually love her,
-like you want to marry her. -[laughs]
Chloe is regularly telling me how cringy her father is.
-Yeah. -"Oh, my God, Mom.
I talked to Dad. Cringe. Ew.
-Ew." -Yeah.
-It's like, "Ugh." -Awkward.
[mimics retching] Pretty much, like,
-"Ugh. Ew." -Oh, no.
[Sean] Well, would you like it if me and Jo got married?
Married?
-Yeah. -Yes.
"Well, funny thing is,
uh, we did that two years ago."
Nobody knows nothing.
-Only one who knows the truth is... -[Tim] Them.
Well, and the mom now. And the aunt.
Kids are old enough to actually get mad about
-being lied to. -[Veronica] Oh, for sure.
[Bella speaking]
-[Sean] Yeah, you're nervous? Nervous and excited? -[Bella speaking]
[Sean] Aww.
Babe, does that airport
-look familiar or what? -Yep.
Oh, gosh. Memories.
Isn't it funny the memories you have of little things?
It's how we're, like, when we see China
and we're like, "God, we've been right here."
-Yeah. -"We've been right there."
-[Annie] Yeah. -And then you're like, "Wow, when was that?
Oh, my gosh, that was five years ago?
That was eight years ago?"
-Eight years ago. -Oh, my gosh.
So, yeah, they're gonna come out these doors.
[Bella] Like, when? When?
Well...
-[Bella giggles] -They'll be out soon.
[Bella] Oh, where are they?
I see her. I see her. I see her. I see her. I see her.
-Look how excited Bella is. -"I see her."
[both exclaiming]
Hey, welcome to Ireland.
Oh, they're there.
[all cheering]
We've been waiting for this a long time, so, just--
Overdue.
-Yeah, well overdue. Yeah, yeah. -Well overdue.
And I'm not going right into any information
-for the boys, Noel... -[Sean] Everyone's tired.
Everyone's dehydrated.
-Exhausted. A little bit cranky. -It's not the time.
-Yeah. It's not the time now. -So...
It's not been the time for two years.
And you know, who's to say it might not be the time
for another two years?
-[Tim] Yeah, that's what I wanna know. -That's a good question.
[Sean] This week is gonna have a huge impact
on what mine and Jo's future looks like.
-Oh, my gosh. -We're in Ireland!
-[Tim] Ireland -We've never been here on The Other Way.
[Robert] Yeah.
I wonder if they eat Lucky Charms in Ireland.
[chuckles]
I feel like...
a little bit numbed at this point. Like...
I just need to process what happened.
'Cause it feels, like, surreal.
Like, this isn't real.
Really? 'Cause it's happened a few times.
I bet the dog has its own therapy dog.
Mm. Need to.
Shekinah, go get yourself a mai tai, girl.
[Veronica] Oh, my gosh, you guys.
Watching Sean's daughter, like, in the gym, I feel like...
You remember when I went through my, like, kickboxing phase?
-Yeah... -I feel like I could, like... I could...
-I gotta get back into my training. -[Robert] Oh, yeah?
Let me see what you got. Let me see what you got, Tiger.
-I got... I got... Look. -Let me see what you got, Tiger.
-Let's go, let's go. -Bop.
[Anny] Oh, my God. Whoa.
-That was the worst... -[Veronica] That one. That one.
That was the worst I've ever seen.
-That's not true. -Yeah.
-I think she did great. -Ooh.
This isn't hitting back.
[Veronica grunts]
-Slow down. Do, like... -I don't know.
-Your neighbors might think you got a monkey in here... -...one, two, three.
-One, two, three. Nice. -...'cause you're going, "Ooh, ooh, ooh" a lot.
You're pulling back.
-You gotta, like, dodge. -I had to bob and weave.
-Yeah. One, two, three. -Tim's trying to two-piece you on the low.
Oh. Oh.
-You would've got clocked. -I thought you were gonna do a two.
You would've got clocked.
And ominous music. This is not good.
-Back to Istanbul, Turkey. -[Elizabeth] Uh-oh.
Dun-dun-dun.
[knock at door]
-[Shekinah speaking] -[Matt] Hi.
-What happened? -What happened?
What he done did now?
Is that... No. Is that broken glass?
What?
What? What happened?
[Shekinah] I didn't like it
-yesterday. -[Sarper speaking]
So we're getting into a fight over the vanity?
It's not the right color!
[Shekinah] He just wants what he wants,
and he feels like he might not get it,
so he spirals.
He ripped out my hair extensions.
-[Sarper] I didn't rip her hair. -And he ripped my phone
out of my hand, and he wouldn't give it
-back to me. -[Sarper speaking]
-Oh. -Wow.
He went to take her phone,
and I guess since her hair's so long,
the hair was in the way, and he
ripped the phone forcefully enough.
I'm not understanding here.
They're fighting over a vanity?
-Yeah. -And he took her phone from her,
and her hair extension came out.
But why did he take her phone from her? Because of a vanity?
Something isn't...
Something isn't adding up.
[Shekinah sniffles]
-He's not even gonna help her with her bag? -No!
That's it, he's done.
Man, that's a lot of stuff.
You remember when I used to get mad
and would pack up my little duffel bag
and then three days later, be coming back and like...
Jesus. I can't imagine.
-Seven suitcases of stuff? -And a dog.
He started in on me at the table, saying,
"Why don't you just let me buy this vanity?"
But I said, "I don't want you to spend your money
on a vanity I don't even like."
If she don't like it, why buy it?
Yeah, but what she could've did was
take the vanity,
when he go work out, go take it back.
[chuckles] I think he'd notice that it's not there anymore.
Say that you broke it.
I feel like...
a little bit numbed at this point. Like...
I just need to process what happened.
'Cause it feels, like,
surreal. Like, this isn't real.
Really? 'Cause it's happened a few times.
Watch. Let's see Sarper come by the window soon.
Throwing pebbles.
[both laugh]
I bet the dog has its own therapy dog.
Mm. Need to.
Shekinah, go get yourself a mai tai, girl.
[crying] I just
keep thinking about how it was earlier tonight.
It was like, such a good night.
It just went like so wrong.
What do you think is really gonna happen with Sarper and Shekinah?
Do you think that he's gonna come to her?
Yep, he's gonna call her and be like, "Where are you?"
[Elizabeth] Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-[Andrei] Yeah. -Honestly, if you guys... Not that you guys fight.
But if you guys would get into a fight like that--
Okay, well, but not like...
-You don't go to a hotel though, do you? -No.
No.
He's never... never done that.
[Corona] Next time on
90 Day Fiance: The Other Way...
My mom, she's not really, like,
the gentlest person, you know?
Oh, he's gonna meet her mom now?
Let's see if they give him the warm welcome.
Oh!
Wow, that turned awkward.
-Talk about a difference in parents, like... -Right?
They rolled out the red carpet for her,
and this one's like, plotting a murder.
[kids exclaiming]
Legos, wow.
-Indonesia! -James and Tata.
They don't even have jobs.
[Dempsey speaking]
Okay.
It's the first time I'm hearing that she
had extra money.
Dempsey holding out.
Oh, it's about money.
Secrets are coming out.
I thought that you didn't really, like,
have any extra money.
The van is not in my name.
[Dempsey] Mm-hmm.
And I feel like this is all a scam.
-What? -Oh!
A scam?
-A scam? -She's the one that's from England,
it has to be in her name.
But hold up, she sold that trailer,
so she should have some cash.
-That's what she said. Dempsey has money. -Yeah.
She just... Statler didn't know about it.
[Shekinah] If he just thinks we're gonna fall back into, like,
our happy life, and things are gonna be great,
he's totally wrong.
Oh, wow, look, they're really not together.
[Shekinah] Right now, I don't know
if I even want to see him again.
Whoa!
She's playing hardball.
You can't just have somebody just running all over you,
you know, having their way with you. You can't do that.
It's gonna be fine.
[Andrei] Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God, you guys, this has been so much fun.
She's been so excited. She redid the furniture,
she cleaned, like...
But it has been a blast.
We gotta do this more often, guys, seriously.
Who wants to take this party
out to the cabana?
Let's go ahead and go to the cabana.
-Let's go! -Let's go to the cabana.
You know, it's so awesome to be back in Florida.
What do you suggest we do?
[Annie groans]
-Jovi's not here, so we won't do that. -[laughs]
Let's do a toast, guys. To you guys.
-What an awesome night... -Cheers!
-[Robert] Cheers! -Welcome to Charlotte.
-[Tim] Yeah. -Thank you. Thank you for having us over.
-[Veronica] Absolutely. -And cheers for The Other Way.
-The Other Way was wonderful. -I was gonna say, a great episode
-of The Other Way. -Yeah, for sure. It's the best.
And a much needed parents trip.
You better whip out that good wallet.
[Anny laughs]
You know what?
Putting the kids to bed, I didn't get a chance to eat.
-Are you guys hungry? -Oh.
-Oh, yeah. -What?
-Oh, okay. -Anything.
-He wanted to taste your cooking. -All right, let's go.
-He was talking about that earlier. -Let's go, guys.
[Andrei] Let's go. Challenge accepted.
-[Elizabeth whooping] -[Annie laughs]
[David] I hope you like spicy.