-Whoa! -Hey, we went shopping. Can you tell?
Oh. You guys look, uh, bright.
-[Debbie] It's... -Do you like it?
-She got me this one. -Yeah, no, it's fun.
-Isn't this pretty? -They look good on men.
-Oh. -[Kim] Yes!
Jamal, you gotta try one on.
-Oh, do the peacocks. -Peacock?
It is smelling really good.
Oh, my God, you can smell the garlic and chilies from here.
You tell me when to stop.
[Annie] Now. [chuckles]
-Uh, look at that, uh, look at the rocks. -One, two. One, two.
-Mom, work harder. -One, two.
You're not on the same page.
-[grunts] -[Jamal and Kim grunt]
[all exclaiming]
Shake it. Shake it.
-I want this one. -Yay!
[Joanne] I want to tell my mom that Sean and I are married,
but I'm nervous.
I'm not, it's not a joke.
I'm 43 years old and I'm scared of my mother.
Have you ever been scared of me, Jamal?
No. Have you ever been scared of me?
Why would I be scared of you?
I don't know.
I'm intimidating. [roars]
-Yeah! [laughs] -No...
[Kenny laughs]
[Annie and Armando laugh]
[David] Kenny. We figured. You know what?
We're going the other way to see you guys.
We wanted to do something that we think is a little bit of Mexican culture.
-Oh. -So we brought a pinata.
But most importantly, we have chocolates
that are filled with alcohol. Vodka, tequila.
And you know what? We want to make sure they work.
Let's try one.
Well, this was a good idea, actually, David.
They're cooking food, we'll get drunk.
[laughs]
-[Jamal] Whoo! -[Kim] Yes.
-Look at you. -[imitates squawking]
-Wow. This is fly. -See.
-You look good. -You look good in that.
Hey, we're ready for the club, y'all.
-Let's go. -We are.
I've got my ladies. Let's go.
-Let's go. -Oh, yeah.
What in the sweet tea and cornbread is gonna happen tonight?
Whatever you said.
Of course.
Hey, I know you're such a good cook.
I've seen it. I was dying to try your food.
Yeah.
Doing garlic shrimp
with extra spice.
Hopefully, it turns out good.
And this really is mixing cultures and cooking.
Yes, true, oh, my God, I'm so excited for this.
Mom, get ready, watch this.
What? What are you doing?
-What? -[imitating peacock squawking]
-He really is a peacock. -Mom!
Y'all.
-[squeals] -Ah!
Ah, you scared me.
[Debbie] Oh, I love it.
-I just love it. -[Jamal chuckles]
-Good job doing the peacock. -And we haven't even had a drink, y'all.
-I know we haven't even had a drink yet. -Oh, you all haven't?
The colors bring it out of you, I'm telling you.
Wow, look at your dish.
We made some Mexican and Thai infusion mix.
[David] Oh!
But hey, dig in and let's watch.
[Annie] All right, let's enjoy.
Mm. Oh, love it!
[traditional music playing]
All right, guys. Here we go.
Yes. Where are we?
James and Tata.
They don't look happy.
[Meitalia sobs]
[speaking foreign language]
-Oh, Lord. -She's still crying from last week.
She's still on the feet.
This is how you act when we run out of fish paste.
[Annie and Armando chuckle]
[James] I don't know what is going on.
I don't fully understand kissing her feet.
I haven't obviously seen her do this before.
All I know is, for some reason,
I am definitely adding to her stress.
Now go brush your teeth. They smell like feet.
My feet.
Now kiss your husband.
[laughter]
-Oh! -Make him taste it, too.
[Meitalia speaking]
Heaven's under your feet?
-God? -[laughs heartily]
Lord, have mercy!
Is that why I feel like I walk on the clouds all the time?
That was a good one.
If your mom asked me to kiss her feet, I wouldn't do it.
I'm sorry.
I'll buy you something. I'm not going to kiss your feet.
I kind of like this.
-Yeah. [chuckles] -No, that's...
Jamal, I think you should go to Indonesia and find a wife.
You say that about every country,
-I can't have all these wives. -I think Indonesia, they have beautiful women there.
There's beautiful women here.
I, I, like, really appreciate their culture,
but I don't need anyone, like... The whole kissing feet thing.
-I don't... -Right.
-We don't need no heaven under our feet, man. -Ah!
I don't need that.
[speaking foreign language]
At this point, I'm assuming that everything
happening right now is a cultural thing
I don't understand.
I feel like they need to put a button in this
-because clearly there's a lot of emotion from tonight. -Yeah, put a button in it.
I think they should just have some fun, maybe take some shots.
Your answer for everything is shots,
-you know that, right? -And look how happy I am.
[laughter]
I mean, she's very consistent.
She cried in America, she cried in Indonesia,
you at least know what you're gonna get.
Yes!
I mean, she's gonna give Jasmine a run for her money
-on tissues. -Or Kenny.
Well, or me watching you guys.
So, yeah, I mean...
[James] Being here for less than 48 hours,
and already reaching a breaking point
like this is just insane.
And this isn't what I want.
She's got to be really tired from all that crying,
because I know when I argue, when I cry,
-I'm... just, it just shuts me down. -[Debbie] Yeah.
I get so tired. I just want to sleep for, like, 12 hours, you know?
-Yeah. -Yeah, it's weird when you cry too.
I just don't like seeing you cry.
-Yeah. -You know, it's sad.
Yeah.
Kind of funny.
-What? -No, it's sad.
No. What'd you say?
Nothing. You kind of look funny when you cry too though.
-Miss Debbie, move. For a sec. -[Jamal and Debbie laugh]
Hey, where are we at now?
We got ice cream cones, y'all.
-Where... -Oh!
-Oh, your favorite. -Yum.
-Joanne! -Joanne!
Look at that coat.
-I like that coat. -I do, too.
Jo?
[Joanne] Oh, yeah.
I'm here.
Yeah, Mar took me. She brought me with the luggage.
-Where you want them? -Hey, Doll.
-Hey. -Oh, Donna and Marilyn.
The whole family's coming on.
Dry food is up here.
-That's automatic. -Okay.
And then he gets wet food.
Only one can.
[all] Aw!
-Look at the baby. -Cat's so pretty.
I would trust Jamal with my pets
-when I, if I go out of town. -[Jamal] Yeah.
Jamal will take care, good care of my cats.
-He loves them. -Yeah. I might just overfeed them.
-I trust Julian to watch my cats... -[Kim] Yeah.
...but he does tend to indulge them and spoil them.
Oh, yes.
But you know, I don't mind that, I'm not regimental.
You know, as long as you feed them
and love on them, it's good enough for me.
Yeah. Clean their litter box, you know.
-Whoa. -[Kim chuckles softly]
[Joanne] All right, well, let me just show the rest.
So treats, he'll get two in the morning
-while he meows at you. -[sighs softly]
I'm not gonna remember all of this.
They're not going to follow these rules.
-They're gonna throw some food in there. -No!
They'll realize two days later, "That thing out of food?"
-Yeah. -"I don't think the cat's eaten for two days."
That's it.
He was never this needy.
He's always been this needy.
He's Binx, the bougie cat.
Do you have a bougie pet?
Her cat treat choice is lobster mac and cheese.
She does not like the other ones,
and she'll pff them if she eats them.
It's a little picky and they're not even paying rent.
I know, I know.
With our dogs, if I have to leave town,
I'm always saying, "Are you paying attention to him?
Are you loving him? Are you kissing him on the head?
-Are you walking him?" -No, I don't kiss on the head.
He doesn't like kissing the dogs, but I kiss them.
-He does, yeah. -And that's why I'm their favorite.
Our biggest thing is that we remember to water the house plant and it's a cactus.
And it's almost dead, right?
-Three times. -Yeah. Three times.
You know what, Jo? With all this work with Binx,
maybe you should have hired somebody to take care of the cat.
Well, Mother, you should've just came with us to Ireland
because I had somebody for the cat.
Okay, but you know why I'm not coming to Ireland?
-[Joanne] Not really. -Yes, you do.
-Why? -I'm your mama,
and he should have came to see your mama,
and I don't care how old you are.
She's 43 years old, y'all.
She's already mad.
The mom is already pissed.
The mom's, she's been mad since she walked into the house.
She was, she's mad she had to feed the cat so much.
-That's old school New York. -[Armando] Yeah, I would think.
"You come see me."
Do you know what Donna's gonna absolutely love
when they see Tata and James,
and how you say sorry to your mom.
The mom's gonna be like, "That's how you have a child."
There's a lot of other questions I have, too.
-With what? -[Marilyn] I may have to sit for this.
About Sean.
What are Sean's intentions with you?
-Oh, boy! -Oh!
You're in for a surprise.
She about to tell you a doozy.
-Ha! -I don't think she's ready to tell her.
[Joanne] I want to tell my mom
that Sean and I are married, but I'm nervous.
I have no idea what will come out of my mother's mouth,
and that's probably what scares me the most.
I'm not, it's not a joke.
I'm 43 years old and I'm scared of my mother.
Have you ever been scared of me, Jamal?
-No. -Never?
-No. -Oh, that's good to know.
Have you ever been scared of me?
No. Never.
Oh, that's good.
Why would I be scared of you?
I don't know.
-I'm intimidating. -No, you're... not to me, you're not.
-[roars] -You're my baby boy.
[chuckles]
What is it you're telling me, Joanne?
What? What? Where are we going?
-Oh, my God, this is going to be good. -Oh!
-It's going to be something. -Oh, I...we...
Tell us more, tell us more.
[Annie and Kenny chuckle]
If I would have been married to somebody secretly for two years,
my mother, God rest her soul, would have killed me.
-Yeah. -She would have yelled at me.
-You know, she would've... -She would've put you back where you came from.
Yeah, she... ew!
-That's what she used to say. -[Kim chuckles]
She used to say that all the time, too.
How would Julian have reacted?
He would have been hurt,
but he comes from a place of love and care for his mom.
Yeah, so does Jamal. So does Jamal.
Yeah, and that's why they're a lot alike.
You gotta teach my son to rock a kimono, though.
Okay, I gotcha.
[Dempsey] Do you wanna do water, I'll do electric or... together?
-I don't know how to do any of this, so... -Okay.
It looks like they're behind, like some local church.
-Just like, stealing their electric. -[Annie] Yeah.
Yeah.
-[David] It's time for a little festive... -[Annie speaking]
Dessert. Not that we haven't ate enough already, but...
-Oh. -I love a good pinata, so...
No, this is not your traditional pinata.
This one has some bougie desserts.
You'll pull one out
and we have chocolate filled with alcohol.
-Oh! -[Armando] Oh.
Sounds good. But, hey, there's no stick, though?
-[David] No. -[Annie] No.
-You pull it. -[Annie speaking]
Okay.
No, like this.
Oh, we gotta hold that up.
Hold up, hold up.
[all exclaim]
-Shake it. Shake it. -I want this one.
[exclaiming]
-Let me pull this side. -[Annie] Which one?
-Hold it, David. -[Annie] Which one?
[Annie] Hold it. [screams]
There you go.
-[Annie mutters] -Oh, chocolate.
-[squeals] -Oh.
-The chocolate ones have vodka... -[Kenny] Oh.
-Oh, I want those. -[David] Irish cream.
-Get these for later. -[Annie] Okay.
Look at you.
[Annie] Oh, my God!
-You've got all. -I want to try them.
-Those have alcohol. -No.
It's not like a shot is gonna, like a gusher
-uh, out. -[laughs]
It's not gonna squirt in your mouth.
Yarn.
-It must be for the cat. -[Armando] Oh.
No, it's got to be a sweater.
-Do you know how to do crochet? -No. I don't know.
Back to Corona and Ingi.
-We're in Iceland. -Whoo!
She's got a half a Viking hat.
[David] It is.
Look. Cheers.
I've been in Iceland for a few days
and Ingi is taking me around town
so I can get my bearings and learn
how to live here as a person
and not just a freaking tourist.
Today, Ingi is taking me to the Kolaportid or like the flea market.
-She's actually dressing ...like that. -Look at those shoes.
Oh, gee!
Let me tell you something, he better not get her angry.
-Whoa! Look at those boots! -I like those platform boots.
[Ingi] All right.
-Whoa! -[Jamal and Debbie] Wow!
Ooh! She got the sizzle.
I think she wants to get noticed.
Stunning. Yeah.
-[Corona] You ready to go? -Yeah.
Let's do it.
Oh, my God! Hold on! Run the whole thing back.
She's wearing that to a flea market?
-Yes! -Wow.
I think it's okay, you know. She's a walking work of art.
I thought they were going to the club or something.
It looks like a costume.
Yeah, I'm sorry. You walk out like that and it's like we're gonna go
-right back in there for... -Yeah, really.
All right. That's your reaction?
-That's your reaction. But... -[Ingi] Yeah.
But you were like, "Oh, yeah."
Does she realize he's not really, like, out there?
-He isn't expressive, yeah. -He doesn't express himself.
Basically, she wanted him to get a [bleep] that's what it was.
-He act so dumb. -He failed the test.
I would be insulted.
I personally feel like maybe it's just how they are in Iceland,
-like, the men aren't very... -Yeah.
-you know, what's the word? -We've seen this before.
Demonstrative.
You know, you need passion in your life.
I mean, that makes life worth living.
-Amen, sister. -I know. Testify.
Oh, look at this place.
-Oh, I want to go. -Miss Debbie, you would love that.
Oh, Debbie. This is your kind of place.
You got that right.
I mean, you can find pieces that, from antiques
to art inspiration and even those.
Do you know what I bought at a flea market just a couple of weeks ago?
A stuffed owl with feathers.
-It was cool. -Yeah.
And I'm gonna make, like, a crown out of it
-with an owl on my head. -Oh, wow.
Whoa. I'd love to see that.
Definitely get some, get some snack.
[speaking foreign language]
[in English]
-What is that? A shot of alcohol? -Yeah.
So why do you do it then?
I don't know what, what kind of... What are they eating?
I know in Norway, they eat some rotten food
-that's been buried in the ground. -Ew!
I hope it ain't something grossed out like that.
-Oh, I hope not. -That's what rats eat.
-[man speaking foreign language] -[retching softly]
-No! No! -[laughs hysterically]
She even gagged, smelling it.
-That's how bad it is. -Yeah.
-Oh. -Oh, she's gagging.
And if you've got to chase it with a shot,
-you know something is suspect. -You know it's bad
-because it's like killing everything in your mouth... -Yeah.
-...with the alcohol. I don't know about this... -Yeah. Yeah.
Here you go, babe. Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh, she's about to do it.
-[groans softly] -No, no, no.
Don't do it, girl.
And the fact that it has to be such a small bite.
-Yes. -Because you probably can't,
-it's probably rancid. -With a shot.
Trust me on this.
Oh, take a full bite.
Oh. [laughs]
God, she's like party on a stick.
[Annie and Kenny laugh]
Yeah. Smart girl.
Wash it down.
Oh, I couldn't do it.
It's like jiggly but firm,
and it smells like death.
Oh!
Oh, man, I bet his breath smells so bad after eating that.
Okay, so give me like the lowdown on your parents,
-so I know, like, what I'm getting into. -Mm-hm.
Is she gonna dress like that to meet his parents?
-I hope not. -No.
Yeah, I'd be like, "For starters, go change."
When Julian was in his wild days,
he would bring always different girls home to meet me.
-Oh, wow. -And it was like I was getting used to it.
And because I was in jewelry and antiques,
I had, like, a whole bag of jewelry
I would just save to handout
-to which girlfriend of the week it was. -Oh, that's so cool.
I love that.
So what should I expect, like, from your dad?
From my dad? Like I mean, he was born in 1940.
Is he where you get your humor from?
Yeah, I think so. Like, also from my mom.
But, like, yeah, my mom is, like, a bit more conservative.
-Oh-oh. -His mom is not gonna be a fan of how she's dressed.
-No, I was about to say, she better not wear that. -Mom, would you be a fan
if I brought my girl like that for the first time,
and she was dressed like that?
-No, I would not be a fan of that. -Yeah.
I'd be like, "Girl, lace up your clothes. Put some clothes on."
-You would not say that to her. -I'd say it to you.
Don't judge. Jeez.
If, like, they don't like me, that would be a big, like, hurdle in things
and they'll be like, "Whoa! So...
my son waited this long to be in a relationship, and she sucks."
So I feel like there's a lot of pressure.
-No. -Don't overthink it.
Don't put... Exactly.
So. In China, when they wanted
to welcome you to the company, they would have a dinner.
And they'd have a lot of bugs
that were like, pop in your mouth.
-I know you love your bugs. Silkworm, and... -Oh!
You can buy bugs here. They sell them on the street.
-[chuckles excitedly] -[Kenny] Yeah.
-Well, it's just grasshopper... -Grasshoppers and crickets.
[Kim] Oh. What have you got?
I've got fun stuff for our creativity
-and imagination. -Oh, love it.
We're going to work out our brain muscle
and you know these rocks we got on the beach the other day?
Yes.
-I want y'all to look at them, honey. -All right.
Pretend they are clouds in the sky and find a picture...
-Wow. -...that you love and create with it.
-I see a heart. -See.
-Oh, wow, thank you, Miss Debbie. -And that's using that
-imagination muscle. -Oh.
Where are we going? I see flowers.
Geraniums.
Are we in Ireland?
-Oh! -Oh, Dempsey and Statler.
Oh, and they're being romantic.
-They look happy. -They're being friendly at least.
[chuckles]
We can go anywhere with our home.
-We can go anywhere. -We can take our home anywhere.
Yeah.
I'm glad she's feeling it now, though.
Yeah, we don't know what's fixing to happen, though.
It makes me nervous.
Just... I feel like I'm in that close quarters,
bumping around in that van.
And it's like, uh-uh.
[Dempsey] Do you wanna do water, I'll do electric or... together?
-Well, I don't know how to do any of this, so... -[Dempsey] Okay.
I love that Dempsey can show me how everything works,
because I definitely couldn't figure this out on my own.
It looks like they're behind, like, some local church,
-just like stealing electric... -I know.
Yeah.
My rock is done.
[Debbie] Come on. What'd you do, girl?
-[Kim] Look at my rock. Just how... -Oh, beautiful.
I want you to take this home with you, okay?
-That's your rock. -Oh, thank you.
-And you gotta sign the bottom. -I'll sign it.
-Please sign it. -I'll sign the back.
[Statler] This is... This is just another day to her.
She's been emptying the toilet since she was three, you know.
[Dempsey] This is the electric here.
[Statler] But this is all new to me.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, at 3-year-old I was getting lit up by ants
because I would sit on ant hills and thought it was fun.
-Really? -[Jamal] Yeah.
And I loved the smell of gasoline when I was a kid.
Oh, I did, too.
I just thought it was the most wonderful smell.
Also I don't know who was just
-letting me hang out around gasoline. -[laughs slyly]
I thought a mother's responsibility was to keep me away from that.
Jamal, you never hung around gasoline.
You just liked the smell of it.
-Yes, I did. -But I remember the ant hills.
You used to go and poke them with a stick,
and he thought it was the funniest thing.
Yeah.
[Statler] Honestly, everything's hitting me at once.
We didn't just move in together,
we bought a home.
It's usual for lesbians to go all in all really quickly.
-But this is... -[chuckles softly]
lesbian times infinity. This is hardcore.
Statler and Dempsey, please, y'all.
Sleep peacefully tonight.
No fighting or dirty looks.
Jamal, I made you a special rock that says "I love Mom."
[Jamal] It looks like it says "I love HOH."
-[Kim] No, it says "I love MOM." -[Debbie laughs]
[Jamal] Why did you write [bleep]?
-Self love. -If this is for me,
shouldn't you put, "I love Jamal"?
No, 'cause then when you look at it,
you'd be like, I do love my mom.
Well, then I would have wrote that.
Well, you didn't. I wrote it for you...
-I love you. -I love you too.
-Aw, that's so sweet. -Now keep the rock.
But I think if he would have just learned the language little better,
-he would've understood it. -Yeah, but don't make that sound like
it's so easy to just learn a language.
I took three years of Spanish and... me no habla Espanol.
[both laughing]
[David] Oh!
[Annie] What's that?
What kind of surprise do we have here?
I got you guys mango sticky rice martini.
-Wow! -Whoa!
Yeah, you know, that's one of Annie's famous desserts she makes,
-but without the martini part. -[Armando] Oh.
Yes!
-Oh. Oh. -Wow!
-Okay. -[David] Let's do a cheers.
-Cheers! -Hope you like it.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
-You're... You're dripping, David. -I'm already spilling.
-Yeah. -You didn't cheers me.
Bad luck.
I know, but I didn't want it to drip everywhere.
-That tastes good. -[Annie] Oh.
-Mm. Mm. -[David] Oh, that is good.
Mm.
Boy, you're making love to it.
-Start rubbing mango sticky rice all over you. -[David] Yeah. [chuckles]
-[Kenny laughs] -I've done that before.
Where are we? Oh, where are we, Miss Debbie?
Indonesia.
-Yeah. -Oh, wow. Good call.
-Oh, God, that looks good. Chicken on a stick. -It does.
Uh-oh. Look, there's that pose.
-James and Meitalia. -I'm done.
I wonder if they're gonna have that conversation.
He needs to say sorry.
"I'm sorry."
-"I'm sorry." -I'm sorry.
I still don't know why you, like, started crying and...
Because I need to translate to you.
I need to translate for Mom and Dad.
-Why did she get like that? -Whoa.
Oh, you go through that when you translate in your brain,
-you have to translate. -[Annie] Yes, yes.
-It takes a minute. -[Annie] Yes.
I really kind of feel for her, though,
because she's translating for both sides,
for James and for her parents...
-Yeah. -...you know, so, it's a lot,
but I think if he would have just learned the language little better,
-he would've understood it. -Yeah, but don't make it sound like
it's so easy to just learn a language.
I took three years of Spanish and me no habla Espanol.
And I probably did that wrong, you know.
[Meitalia] You're pushing me for...
-I didn't push you. -You did.
I'm sorry if you feel that way,
-but I wasn't trying to push you. -Thank you.
I told you exactly what we discussed earlier.
You need to tell them what we talked about.
-Wow. -Oh!
Okay, he's like, "Okay, woman..."
I like that she's showing a little feistiness, you know.
-Some guys like that. -Jamal, don't go to Indonesia and meet a woman.
-I take it back. -No, I think,
I think I'm gonna start looking at trips.
All right. Conversation's over.
Once you start swearing, I won't talk to you anymore.
-Whoa, that's even worse. -Oh. Girl.
They should be on the same team here.
-Not like this. -Unfortunately, they're not.
Like, her taking it to the level where she doesn't want to sleep with him
and leave him in a hotel by himself.
-That's not good. -That's not right.
I kind of feel, James, like when a woman starts talking
with a attitude to me, and I don't think it's necessary,
-I will shut it down, too. -Yeah.
Because I'm not gonna come back at you and start yelling at you.
-Yeah. -You know.
-Right, right, because it just escalates. -Yeah.
See, but I'm the type, I have to have the last word,
and it's caused me so many problems.
Oh, one thing about you, you're gonna get
-the last word in. -[Kim] I am.
If being here and the issues that are gonna happen
start causing issues in our relationship,
making us fight more
pushing us apart from each other,
then all of this is for nothing.
What's the point of doing any of this?
And I would say we need to go back to the US.
-Yes, I agree with him. -Yeah.
She does not want to go back there.
-Who wants to live in Maine? Ugh! -I would.
I think you'll live anywhere and have a great time.
-Yeah, that's true. -Me, I can't.
What am I gonna do in Maine? Eat crab?
I'm sorry.
And I'm sorry I made you feel pushed, and...
[Meitalia sniffles]
I'll do better. I will.
-Oh, yeah! -[all exclaim]
They turned it around.
-Oh, man. -I just love it
-when they become lovable. -Aren't you feeling the love?
-Oh, yeah. -Mom, why do you never do this?
-I got me a big baby right here. -Ow!
[laughing]
I thought she was gonna go home to her parents.
Uh-huh, and carry the drama to another day, you know.
-Yeah. -There is hope for them
because they have the basics of love.
-Which is important. -No, I think they really love each other.
Till the banana chips run out.
What is it you're telling me, Joanne?
What? What? Where are we going?
Oh, well...
Well, we're married.
-Oh! -Oh!
She told her like that?
She just let it out.
It's only... oh, and, by the way, feed the cat,
I'm married and my flight's at 6:00 p.m.
[Kim] Hey, guys, I picked up this bread called soda bread...
-[Jamal] Oh. -and I had this when I was in Nigeria.
-It's really good. Here. -All right.
How do we eat it? Just put the whole thing in our mouth?
-Soda bread. -You bite it.
-Have a piece. -All right. Let me see.
Sometimes you just gotta dig right on in, you know.
-[Kim] Take a piece, Miss Debbie. -[Debbie] Let me try it.
[munches and groans]
-Oh, it's nice and warm. -[Kim] Yeah.
[Kim] Mm.
You ate that, like in one bite?
It's a little dry.
-[grunts] -Try to whistle while eating it.
[Jamal] It's really comforting in my mouth.
My whole mouth is filled with comfort.
[Debbie] Mm-hm.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
Good to have comfort in your mouth.
-That's nice. -[Kim chuckles]
-[Kim] What? -What do you mean by that?
-Where is this... -Lobster.
-Oh, I love lobster.
-Wow! -Me, too.
-Look at that thing. -I always feel bad for them.
Oh, Joanne. We're back in New York.
What's her mom going to say?
Oh, yes.
What is it you're telling me, Joanne?
What? What? Where are we going?
Uh, well, we'll be...
um, well, we're married.
-Oh! -Oh!
She told her like that?
She just let it out.
It's only... oh, and, by the way, feed the cat,
I'm married, and my flight's at 6:00 p.m.
[Armando] Yeah.
Joanne, How do you not even tell your mother you're married?
-Because... -I am your mother.
-I understand. -This is your aunt.
But, hm...
-Am I gonna get a word in? -Hell, no.
-Oh! Oh. -It's hell, yes. It's already happened.
All that cosmetic jewelry is gonna go flying.
Mama's gonna have a heart attack.
[Annie] Yeah.
First of all, people elope all the time.
-So... -But they come back and tell people.
They come back and say, "Hey, by the way, guess what?
We decided to get married."
Very true.
Mom, I have something to tell you. I'm just kidding.
Did you see the eye of death just now?
[Jamal and Debbie chuckle]
We knew we wanted to get married,
we did this for the two of us.
We didn't want anybody else's opinions,
negativity, drama. We didn't want that.
There's no negativity or drama here, Joanne.
But you know what, his mother should know.
-Does his mother know? -No.
-Oh! -Oh! His family doesn't know either.
Oh. The plot thickens.
Well, sometimes you gotta put yourself first, you know.
It's not like she said she robbed a bank. She just got married.
[Donna] I'm sorry. I'm your mother, Joanne.
I should have been told.
-"Your mother." -Yes.
She knows who you are.
I feel you, sister.
Well, you know now, Donna.
We did this for ourselves.
We did this for the two of us.
You still could have had that
and people know, and wished you good luck.
Not that I would have, because I would have said to you, "Jackass,
you don't even know this guy."
-"Jackass"? -That's why she didn't tell you.
Yeah.
I don't think it would be that big of a deal to me, though,
if you told me you were married.
Jamal, I got something to tell you.
Congratulations.
"Take her off my hands."
[Donna] Are you going to move to Ireland?
I need to know that.
Well, I plan on being in Ireland for a month
and then coming home for two weeks.
But the boys have to meet Sean first
before I finalize any plans about moving to Ireland.
-The boys may think he's cool as hell, though. -Exactly.
-Especially the teenager one. -Yeah.
Wait till they get their first beer.
Look at the tattoo I got.
-Yeah. -[all laughing]
So if the boys aren't really happy
-with the situation there with Sean, and... -Yeah.
-you being married or even moving there. -Right.
Where does this leave your relationship?
I don't know.
That's why there's a lot riding on this trip.
Hell, yeah, there's a lot riding on this trip.
There's a lot riding in this room.
There's so much going on.
I really think that they should call a service to come take care of that cat,
and Mom needs to jump on a plane to go to Ireland.
I don't know. It's a lot for one trip.
He's meeting the kids and the mom who doesn't even like him.
Knock it all out the park.
-I don't know. -Just knock it out.
Considering her mom being like Italian, New York,
close with her daughter.
That went better than I thought.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Did you hear that was her mother?
-How many times did she tell her? -"I am your mother."
Hey, at least she wasn't throwing any cannolis...
-[all] Yeah. -or any coffee.
We're good.
The thing I could offer her and I think that's why she's with me,
it is just that I'm in love with her.
I think with me it's loyalty, I think it's kindness,
I think it's positivity.
I can get that from a, like, a cat.
Yeah, that's why I have three of them and not a man.
[Jamal] I got some weights for everyone.
-Oh, cool. -Two for you.
-Oh! What do you do with these? -Two for you, Miss Debbie.
We put them on like sweat bands.
-Yeah, you put it around your wrist. -It's like a bracelet.
-Yeah. I'm ready. -[Jamal] Yeah.
What do we do?
-Oh, wow. How did you get them? -These are lightweight.
How'd you get them on faster than me?
I used to have some something like this,
but they were a lot heavier.
Well, my workouts are a little intense, so be ready.
-Okay. I'm ready. -[Jamal] I guess.
-Let's go. -All right. We're gonna start real soft.
We're just going up and down.
One, two, one, two.
One, two.
-One, [grunts] Two! -Two! Two!
All right. Now we're gonna do some bicep curls.
-All right. Ready. Uh, look at that. -One, two.
-Uh, look at the rocks.
-Mom, work harder. You're not on the same page. -[grunts]
-[Jamal] There... -[grunts]
[all grunting]
All right.
All right, guys. I think that's enough.
-Oh, that was nothing. -Now, let's feel the biceps.
-Oh, yeah! -[exclaims]
-I told ya. -Look at that.
-Pretty good. -Look at that.
Oh, no, there's something there.
Let's see.
-You have tickets, Mom? To the gun show? -[Kim] Gun show.
-[laughs hysterically] -God. You're so corny.
[speaks foreign language]
Josh and Lily. Yay!
Oh, rainy season.
[speaking foreign language]
It's been four days now
since I've been in China, everything's going great.
-Oh. -Sister!
I like her name, Yuan.
That's the name of the currency, the Yuan.
-Yeah. -Oh, really?
-They named her after money? -[David] Yeah.
When Lily came to USA, were you nervous at all?
[speaking foreign language]
Family's like, "Oh, you ain't got no money."
Not support?
[speaking foreign language]
Oh.
She likes to pursue romance just like these two.
[Yuan in English] I want to know, um...
What's your job in the USA?
-Oh! -Oh!
Oh!
He doesn't have one.
I sold parts for heating and cooling,
but coming here on a spousal visa,
-it does not let me work. -Mm-hm.
-That goes against everything they believe in. -Yes.
I mean, even the taxi driver told him every man works.
-Oh. -Yes.
Now you can't work.
My sister will earn money herself.
[Josh] This is exactly what I was afraid of.
I knew I would be judged for not being able to work.
Especially in the Asian culture.
Yeah, that's like the main thing there.
Mm-hm.
What's your pockets looking like?
-Yeah. -[Kim] Mm.
I could help with English, like things electrical.
I like to clean, so I get to clean the house.
I could cook, but the thing I could offer her,
and I think that's why she's with me,
it's just that I'm in love with her.
I mean, those are wonderful ideas,
but to them they're looking like...
-Mm. -What?
I'm in love with her and I clean. That's enough.
I did not think that was enough, you know.
What should he have said then
-if you don't think it's enough? -I don't know.
I just, I feel like maybe you should be, like,
as soon as I can try to work, I'm going to...
-Yeah. -you know, something.
I just don't understand it because it goes against
-both cultures really, -Yeah. Yeah.
and almost like there's something else
going on beneath the surface.
-Yeah, he broke. [laughs exultantly] -[Debbie] Yeah.
[speaking foreign language]
The thing is like, at the end of the day,
it's almost like it would be a big deal for anyone.
-[Annie] Yes. -I think, your daughter or something, if...
-She got a man, boyfriend... -And she was taken care of.
-[Annie] Yeah. -I think in any culture...
But in the culture over there, living there,
my contract's that I had off weekends,
but everybody else had to work Saturdays, and they worked till late.
They don't leave till the boss leaves.
Okay.
Oh, good talk. What do you think is a good talk?
[Armando] I don't know if that was.
If no liquid was thrown in somebody's face,
-then it's a good talk. -It's a good talk.
-It's a win. -Good talk.
[Annie] Good talk. All right.
What do you feel like you offer a partner, Miss Debbie?
Loyalty, kindness.
I think with me, it's loyalty, I think it's kindness.
I think it's positivity.
I can get that from, like a cat.
Yeah, that's why I have three of them and not a man.
Oh.
Shut up.
[Debbie and Jamal laugh]
[Shekinah] Next time on 90-Day Fiance , The Other Way.
-There's still time to bail. -No, no, no.
I don't know a lot about Ingi's parents.
-Oh, the parents. -Oh.
Ingi's parents!
Oh, I can't wait for them to meet.
[Ingi speaking]
-Very pretty. -Thank you. Thank you.
Yes.
I was shocked. I do not let people touch my hair.
Oh, yeah, that's a... That's a huge no, no
-in the Black community. -Is it? Really?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
You're not supposed to touch a Black woman's hair.
I never knew that.
Yeah, well, now you know. So don't go do it.
[Donna] The boys are about to meet a man
that they have no idea who he is.
And they're about to find out that that's their stepfather.
Wow, I didn't even think about that.
"Hey, what's up, kids? I'm your stepdad."
Her mom is gonna end up going. You know it.
Bye.
I'm surprised that Mom kept her mouth shut and didn't tell the boys.
Yeah, I'm surprised too.
Probably put a note in their bag.
[Sarper speaking]
He just wants what he wants, and he feels like he might not get it.
[voice breaking] So he spirals.
I don't understand what's happened.
-Is she leaving? -She's leaving.
She leaving.
Wait. Where's she going? She just got there.
Well, he probably did something podunk.
What does "podunk" mean?
-Kind of like, not kosher. -Oh.
[Shekinah speaking]
[sniffles]
-Wow. -Wow.
I wonder what happened.
Well, I mean, is it a surprise?
-No. -No.
You don't need Sarper, honey.
Those are a lot of bags to pack, like after a fight.
I'd have to come back tomorrow.
I want to see what Sarper has been up to.
He's been up to no good, I just know it.
He's acting real podunk, Miss Debbie.
-You got that right. -Mm-hm.
Oh, my gosh, what an exciting week this has been.
Well, I'm gonna be really sad next Monday
-when you guys aren't sitting on this couch. -[David] I know.
-I know. -It's been amazing to watch with you guys.
I cannot get enough of Mexico City. It's amazing.
You know what? I'm gonna take David out to look at the view
because you said you love it out there.
-Okay. -Absolutely.
Hey, we can get some chocolate.
[Armando speaking]
-[Annie] Oh! -[Armando chuckles]
This was so cool watching The Other Way together.
I am definitely gonna miss you guys.
Fluffy's gonna miss you, too.
-Kitty... aww! -Look.
Aww!
-"Help me!" -[Debbie] Love the kitty.
You know what? We never did get to finish like, trying on more kimonos.
Can we try on a couple more? Will you get some more?
Oh, yeah, I'm always ready to play.
All right, I'm excited for that.
What an amazing view out there.
That's why we picked this place, because we just love the view.
-We've got to get a picture of us. -Let's do a selfie here.
You got to get, get my whole head.
Oh, my God. I just got your hair.
You're making me feel tall.
-I'll get a double chin. if I get your hair. -I'll hold your chin.
-Oh, there we go. -And then you get my hair.
-Hey. -[phone camera shutter clicks]
[David] Where's the other two drunk monkeys?
Hey, you guys, come here. Come on out here.
-We need a good selfie. -We are here!
Let's get a selfie with all of us.
-Oh! -Whoo!
Where's Armando?
Cheers.
-Yeah, cheese, honey. -Cheese.
I'm thinking, we just had those chocolates.
-So, um... -[Kenny] Oh, those. Okay.
[Kim] Oh, there they are.
[Debbie] It's dress up time!
-Dress up time! -Yay!
-You guys, go ahead. -Yay!
Wait, am I getting one too?
Oh, I like this one.
It goes with the fit a little bit, right?
[Kim] It does, it looks nice on you
-with the socks and sandals too. -Yeah.
-[Debbie] It's classy. -[Kim] Yeah.
-Crouching Tiger Hidden Jamal, I like this. -[imitates ninja] I like this.
-Don't you feel majestic when you wear one? -[Jamal] I do.
[Kim] You look like an emperor.
It's like your inner king comes out.
I'm on top of the world.
[Kim] What are you doing? Get off my... No!
-No, no, no. What are you doing? -[Debbie laughs heartily]
I love it.
Look at him there.
-I feel like a bird. -[indistinct chatter]
-Get your ass off my counter. -[imitates squawking]
-[Jamal] Whoa! -[Debbie] He is artwork.