1 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:03,727 [tense music] 2 00:00:05,246 --> 00:00:07,421 [gunfire] 3 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,165 - Hello John. 4 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,133 Coming round for tea tonight? 5 00:01:05,168 --> 00:01:05,893 It's chicken pie. 6 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:10,242 [gunfire] 7 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:12,900 - Die! 8 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:18,664 - Congratulations DI Major, you shot your grandmother. 9 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:19,700 Again. 10 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:21,598 - You've obviously never tried her chicken pie. 11 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:24,325 - I told you these tests were pointless. 12 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,637 - Carver, is that you? 13 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:27,673 - The tests are essential. 14 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,882 I've installed a full software update. 15 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:32,333 If it works he'll have faster cognition 16 00:01:32,368 --> 00:01:33,679 with no more glitches. 17 00:01:33,714 --> 00:01:35,302 - Carver were you in the room just now 18 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:36,855 when I asked about getting porn on this? 19 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:39,685 - No but thanks for bringing us up to speed. 20 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,377 - I need something to help me relax. 21 00:01:41,411 --> 00:01:42,688 Ouch! 22 00:01:42,723 --> 00:01:44,207 Fuck a duck! 23 00:01:44,242 --> 00:01:46,313 They filter the internet in here. 24 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:49,454 I'm making my own photo fit images to jerk off to. 25 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:53,423 Would you have any idea how humiliating that... 26 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:54,942 Hi. 27 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:56,150 Hello. 28 00:01:56,185 --> 00:02:00,223 - These people are members of the AI Ethics committee. 29 00:02:00,258 --> 00:02:02,605 They're here to observe your new software update. 30 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:03,537 - How do you do. 31 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,748 - I don't think anyone wants to shake that now mate. 32 00:02:08,956 --> 00:02:11,614 - We haven't got time to sit here on our fannies. 33 00:02:12,511 --> 00:02:13,754 We've got crimes to solve. 34 00:02:20,795 --> 00:02:21,486 - Fannies? 35 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,246 Are you sure about this update? 36 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:29,356 - As you can see he's making excellent progress. 37 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:39,228 - These maps show the location for the three 38 00:02:39,262 --> 00:02:40,608 most recent incidents. 39 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:42,748 - Well the three points form a triangle. 40 00:02:42,783 --> 00:02:44,509 That can't be a coincidence. 41 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:46,752 - Any three points form a triangle. 42 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:49,755 - This is the area where the fly tipping is concentrated. 43 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:50,825 We need you to get in there and-- 44 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,310 - The fly tipping? 45 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:53,897 We, we're Detective Inspectors. 46 00:02:53,932 --> 00:02:55,692 You want us out there to catch litterbugs? 47 00:02:55,727 --> 00:02:57,487 - After you cocked up last time you're lucky 48 00:02:57,522 --> 00:02:58,661 you're not standing in the middle of the road 49 00:02:58,695 --> 00:02:59,903 holding a bloody great lollipop! 50 00:02:59,938 --> 00:03:02,561 - We should be out there busting meth labs and pedophiles. 51 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:03,424 - Paedophiles. 52 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:04,322 - That's what I said, pedophiles. 53 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:05,185 - Paedophiles. 54 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,462 - That's what I said, pedophiles! 55 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:08,464 - This is your first case John, I'm breaking you in gently. 56 00:03:08,498 --> 00:03:10,673 And Carver, you're supposed to be supervising him 57 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:12,778 not jumping off bloody car parks! 58 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:16,196 - I'll, uh, make sure he behaves boss. 59 00:03:17,818 --> 00:03:22,063 Any progress on the investigation into my shooting? 60 00:03:22,098 --> 00:03:23,651 - You stay well from that John, 61 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:25,998 that's been Gilbert and Ryle's case from day one. 62 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,310 - Gilbert and Ryle are crap! 63 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:28,691 - Leave it, leave it. 64 00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:30,934 We'll get you a result on this boss. 65 00:03:30,969 --> 00:03:31,832 Come on. 66 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,491 - One more thing. 67 00:03:35,525 --> 00:03:39,426 Carver's right, three points always make a triangle. 68 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:52,991 [intense music] 69 00:04:05,659 --> 00:04:07,350 What's going on Roy? 70 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:10,319 I wanna know who shot me, it's like no one cares! 71 00:04:10,353 --> 00:04:11,734 Not Dennett, not Gilbert and Ryle! 72 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:13,943 I mean not even you seem... 73 00:04:15,082 --> 00:04:15,945 What's this? 74 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:18,258 - My secret hobby for the last year. 75 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:25,023 Don't get excited, I haven't found any answers. 76 00:04:26,714 --> 00:04:28,716 - Operation Bluefinch. 77 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:30,477 - Plus everything we know about your shooting. 78 00:04:30,511 --> 00:04:34,515 faces, wheels, known associates. 79 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:36,655 Everything. 80 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,420 What? 81 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:43,731 Don't look at me like that, it's weird. 82 00:04:43,766 --> 00:04:45,492 - I don't deserve you buddy. 83 00:04:45,526 --> 00:04:47,079 First you take the rap for the car park thing, 84 00:04:47,114 --> 00:04:49,944 which was technically my fault, and now this. 85 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:53,707 What else you been taking care of for me? 86 00:04:56,606 --> 00:04:57,435 Kelly. 87 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:09,136 - Hiya. 88 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:10,620 Are you alright? 89 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:11,897 How you doing? 90 00:05:11,932 --> 00:05:13,554 - Yeah not too bad really under the... 91 00:05:13,589 --> 00:05:16,316 Oh, sorry, you was talking to him. 92 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:18,766 - I didn't realise you were sleeping here. 93 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,423 I thought you had your own place. 94 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:21,735 - I do have my own place Kelly. 95 00:05:21,769 --> 00:05:23,184 You just won't let me live in it. 96 00:05:23,219 --> 00:05:25,532 - [Kelly] What are these, is it a photo-fit image? 97 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:26,395 - Ooh... 98 00:05:26,429 --> 00:05:27,430 - [Kelly] What's that? 99 00:05:27,465 --> 00:05:28,707 - They're, uh, confidential. 100 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:33,402 - Well I, um, brought you over your things so... 101 00:05:33,436 --> 00:05:34,989 - Come to say that we're through? 102 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:36,163 Do I need an attorney? 103 00:05:36,197 --> 00:05:37,026 - What? 104 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:38,372 You mean lawyer? 105 00:05:38,407 --> 00:05:39,339 What, no. 106 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,962 - I came here to ask you out for dinner. 107 00:05:43,826 --> 00:05:45,448 Because I can't remember the last time 108 00:05:45,483 --> 00:05:47,726 we had a meal together actually. 109 00:05:47,761 --> 00:05:48,934 - Okay. 110 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:51,109 Wait, it was the night I got shot, we had that big row. 111 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,731 Roy was comforting you, and I remember thinking-- 112 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:53,939 - I should be going. 113 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:55,389 Give me a call later, yeah. 114 00:05:57,218 --> 00:05:59,911 - Things are looking up. 115 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:01,533 - Yeah. 116 00:06:01,568 --> 00:06:03,466 I'll just be a minute mate, yeah? 117 00:06:07,781 --> 00:06:09,645 - Since when did I support Liverpool? 118 00:06:10,887 --> 00:06:11,750 - Kelly! 119 00:06:11,785 --> 00:06:13,165 What, you're taking him out on a date? 120 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,443 - I need to talk to him. 121 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:16,479 - What about talking to me, you've ignored me phone calls. 122 00:06:16,514 --> 00:06:18,964 - Roy, these last few months have been amazing, 123 00:06:18,999 --> 00:06:21,657 but you know, it's like we've woken up 124 00:06:21,691 --> 00:06:24,211 or more specifically, he's woken up. 125 00:06:24,245 --> 00:06:26,731 - So what you just forget about us as if nuttin's happened? 126 00:06:26,765 --> 00:06:28,595 - I can't just dump John, he's vulnerable, 127 00:06:28,629 --> 00:06:30,907 you know, if he messes up they're gonna, 128 00:06:30,942 --> 00:06:32,253 they're gonna switch him off. 129 00:06:32,288 --> 00:06:34,014 - Oh bollocks will they switch him off. 130 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:36,568 Look he's fine, Parfit's fixed him. 131 00:06:36,603 --> 00:06:40,607 - I ran a software update, he won't let me test it, 132 00:06:40,641 --> 00:06:42,988 so I don't know if it worked. 133 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:45,508 - This new software, is it American by any chance? 134 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:46,233 - Why do you ask? 135 00:06:47,683 --> 00:06:49,512 - Catch you later baby doll. 136 00:06:49,547 --> 00:06:51,721 Come on buddy, time we hit that garbage dump. 137 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,621 - No reason in particular. 138 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:59,591 [upbeat music] 139 00:07:04,872 --> 00:07:05,839 - Diapers. 140 00:07:05,873 --> 00:07:06,702 - Nappies. 141 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:07,772 - Aluminium cans. 142 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:08,980 - Aluminium. 143 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:10,291 - I feel like a hobo. 144 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:11,948 - For fuck's sake. 145 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:14,054 Why won't you do Dr Parfit's test? 146 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:16,608 - Look I don't need to be tested right, 147 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:19,749 'cause I'm not a computer or a robot or a machine! 148 00:07:20,854 --> 00:07:23,304 I'm augmented, that's all. 149 00:07:23,339 --> 00:07:24,754 - Yeah we know that mate. 150 00:07:24,789 --> 00:07:27,239 They're psychological tests, not the Turing test. 151 00:07:27,274 --> 00:07:28,102 - What? 152 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:29,207 - The Turing test. 153 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:29,932 It's named after-- 154 00:07:29,966 --> 00:07:31,278 - Alan Turing, the code breaker, 155 00:07:31,312 --> 00:07:32,693 I know what the Turing test is. 156 00:07:32,728 --> 00:07:33,901 You talk to someone for an hour, 157 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:36,145 see whether you can tell if they're gay. 158 00:07:36,179 --> 00:07:38,665 - It's definitely not that mate. 159 00:07:38,699 --> 00:07:40,149 Bloody hell, what's this? 160 00:07:41,184 --> 00:07:42,013 - A cell phone. 161 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:43,117 - Mobile. 162 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,256 There's no sim. 163 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:45,741 Might be able to get some data-- 164 00:07:45,775 --> 00:07:47,225 - Holy shit, a foot! 165 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,122 - Jesus! 166 00:07:48,157 --> 00:07:51,678 - It's, uh, male, size 10? 167 00:07:51,712 --> 00:07:52,851 No blood. 168 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:54,922 Tissue damage indicates it was sawn off post-mortem. 169 00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:56,130 We're looking at a homicide. 170 00:07:56,165 --> 00:07:57,131 - Is it just a foot? 171 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,168 But why would someone dump a single foot? 172 00:07:59,202 --> 00:08:00,618 - Oof, ritualistic? 173 00:08:00,652 --> 00:08:02,999 Partial tattoo suggests an occult significance. 174 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:04,829 - Shit mate, looks like we're back in 175 00:08:04,863 --> 00:08:07,210 serious crimes after all. 176 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:08,073 Ew! 177 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:09,212 What did you do that for? 178 00:08:09,247 --> 00:08:10,075 - Sorry. 179 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,663 - Fucking dickhead! 180 00:08:11,698 --> 00:08:12,975 Put it in a bag! 181 00:08:17,566 --> 00:08:20,776 Forensics said six hours for a full DNA analysis. 182 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:23,537 - Judy, I need you to contact missing persons, 183 00:08:23,572 --> 00:08:24,883 try to ID this tattoo. 184 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,885 - Okay, my name still isn't Judy though. 185 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,680 - We're gonna crack this one John, I can feel it. 186 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:31,614 - Look who it is, Inspector Gadget. 187 00:08:31,649 --> 00:08:33,133 - Beat it assholes, I'm busy. 188 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:36,067 - Yeah, busy being interviewed by us. 189 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:37,344 About your shooting. 190 00:08:48,286 --> 00:08:50,322 - You update Dennett on the foot. 191 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:51,807 - No you found it, you deserve the credit. 192 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:53,256 - There's no I in team Roy. 193 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:54,154 This one's yours. 194 00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:06,407 - Don't be nervous DI Major, we're not gonna charge ya. 195 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:08,271 - Not unless you battery's low. 196 00:09:08,306 --> 00:09:10,204 [laughs] 197 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:13,345 - That was a joke, you know, about you being a computer. 198 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,071 - You shouldn't make jokes like that. 199 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:16,866 It's not very PC. 200 00:09:17,971 --> 00:09:19,628 - What have you got on my shooting? 201 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:22,389 Gunman had a red Jeep. 202 00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:24,322 Did you put out an APB on the vehicle? 203 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,634 - Alright Siri. 204 00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:29,361 We'll ask the questions. 205 00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:33,089 - We heard someone gave you a name just before you got shot. 206 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,608 - Give me a name! 207 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:36,645 Yeah. 208 00:09:38,923 --> 00:09:41,891 I can't remember it, I've tried but I just... 209 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:43,859 - Okay. 210 00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:46,171 I understand. 211 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,900 Have you tried switching yourself off and on again? 212 00:09:50,935 --> 00:09:53,903 - I'm not a computer, I'm a detective, a human detective. 213 00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:57,148 - It's just banter, we're not serious. 214 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,908 - Right this is who you should be after. 215 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:01,048 Liam Cleasby, known associate of the shooters. 216 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:04,086 We had him a few days ago but he got away. 217 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,847 - We saw Cleasby a year ago, small-time dealer, 218 00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:07,848 he didn't know anything. 219 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:08,884 - So that's it then. 220 00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:10,161 Interview concludes. 221 00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:11,334 - [Machine] Recording discontinued. 222 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,405 - What, that's it? 223 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,718 This is meant to be a homicide investigation. 224 00:10:15,753 --> 00:10:16,926 - Yeah, is it though? 225 00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:17,996 - What do you mean is it? 226 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:19,273 I'm the one that was murdered! 227 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:21,310 - Yeah, you were murdered, 228 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:23,243 but you're not murdered anymore are you? 229 00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:25,279 So is it a murder case or not? 230 00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:29,042 - I'd call it attempted murder, possibly GBH. 231 00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:31,320 - I'll be honest, you're giving the lawyers a real headache. 232 00:10:31,354 --> 00:10:33,218 - Are you telling me I've not been murdered? 233 00:10:33,253 --> 00:10:36,014 I've been fucking murdered! 234 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,153 - Calm down. 235 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,430 Control, ALT, delete. 236 00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:42,780 - [Gilbert] Right, thanks for your co-operation. 237 00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:44,195 we might speak to you again in future. 238 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:46,024 - We'll leave you on standby. 239 00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:46,991 - Standby! 240 00:10:47,025 --> 00:10:48,751 Like a computer. 241 00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:50,926 - Douchebags. 242 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,168 - [Gilbert] Douchebags? 243 00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:06,458 - [Ryle] Catch all that Cleasby? 244 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:07,977 - I'll pass it on. 245 00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:09,427 - [Ryle] What happens to him now? 246 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,015 - That's above my pay grade. 247 00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:12,775 - [Ryle] He doesn't remember anything. 248 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:13,983 - He remembers the Jeep. 249 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,373 Pity. 250 00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:26,375 I always liked this car. 251 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,146 - The tattoo's a Celtic symbol associated with 252 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:40,147 the Isle of Man. 253 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,804 I'm liaising with the Manx police, 254 00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:43,841 tissue samples are with forensics. 255 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:44,911 - Okay DI Carver. 256 00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:46,257 I'll give you 24 hours. 257 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,017 Let's see if you can prove people wrong. 258 00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:49,191 - Thanks boss. 259 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,884 What people? 260 00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:54,299 - Well you know, all the ones who said 261 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:56,094 you were washed up after Major died, 262 00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,407 who assumed you were an alcoholic or had a breakdown, 263 00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:00,305 you lost focus so much. 264 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,963 God knows I said it myself a hundred times. 265 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:08,382 Anyway, pep talk over, go and find me that killer. 266 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,109 [upbeat music] 267 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,113 - Just because I'm alive, 268 00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:16,839 doesn't mean I'm not a murder victim. 269 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:17,840 - Listen mate, I don't mean to interrupt, 270 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,946 but in this country we drive on the left. 271 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,050 - What? 272 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:22,224 [lorry horn] 273 00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,087 Oh shit! 274 00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:27,885 Sorry. 275 00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,860 - Listen mate, I just wanna say thanks 276 00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,897 for letting me take the credit for the foot. 277 00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,105 - Oh least I could do. 278 00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:43,038 After the work you done on my shooting. 279 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,039 Operation Bluefinch. 280 00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,351 - We're a good team. 281 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:47,456 We always were. 282 00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,597 - You don't know the half of it. 283 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,255 - What do you mean? 284 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:54,946 - How do you think that foot got 285 00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:57,259 on the garbage tip in the first place? 286 00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,088 - The killer dumped it there? 287 00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:03,403 - Or, maybe a good friend of yours put it there? 288 00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:05,405 A friend who has access to the morgue, 289 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:08,201 who can borrow a bit of evidence to give your career 290 00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:10,582 a much needed shot in the ass. 291 00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,275 - Thanks John. 292 00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:14,345 That's very thoughtful. 293 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,346 - Yeah? 294 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,279 'Cause I was worried you might not be happy. 295 00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:20,144 - Why, what would you think I'd say? 296 00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:21,283 - I dunno. 297 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:23,941 - Maybe something like you're a complete dickhead? 298 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:27,599 You've tampered with evidence, desecrated a corpse, 299 00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:31,224 wasted police time, and now we're both gonna go to prison. 300 00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:33,295 - You're pissed at me aren't you? 301 00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:34,158 - No. 302 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,331 - You are, you're pissed. 303 00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:39,094 - No, I'm pissed off, you American twat, pissed off! 304 00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:43,408 Pissed means drunk and I'm stone cold fucking sober! 305 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,172 - He's real pissed. 306 00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,035 - What were you thinking? 307 00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:51,209 - I was trying to help! 308 00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:53,453 You wanted to get back on serious crimes! 309 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:54,937 - Not by committing one! 310 00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:56,905 What happens when the DNA comes back 311 00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:58,182 and it matches a body we've already got? 312 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,011 - I've thought of that. 313 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:04,429 We say it's not the same victim, but twins. 314 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:06,880 Identical twins have the same DNA! 315 00:14:06,915 --> 00:14:07,605 - Do they? 316 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:08,709 - Dunno, probably. 317 00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,194 - Oh fucking hell! 318 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,920 Look. We're in deep shit. 319 00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:13,507 We need to fix this and now! 320 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:16,269 - Yeah, yeah and if anyone can do that it's us, 321 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:19,134 and I would honestly love to help, 322 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:22,931 but I've got this date with Kelly in 20 minutes so, um... 323 00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:34,011 You okay walking from here? 324 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:36,599 [upbeat music] 325 00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,332 I feel like we've been here before. 326 00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:48,059 - What sitting across a table avoiding a conversation 327 00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:49,233 we know we should have? 328 00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:51,752 - No, no, I mean this restaurant. 329 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,340 - Yeah we have, yeah. 330 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,101 It used to be a bit scruffier they've done it up. 331 00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:58,104 They've, you know, they ripped it apart and modernised it. 332 00:14:58,138 --> 00:14:59,381 - Bit like me then. 333 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:02,142 - I should give you a review on TripAdvisor. 334 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:03,040 - How many stars? 335 00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:06,043 - Yes well I don't know that yet do I? 336 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:10,150 - Oh I remember, we came here for your birthday. 337 00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:12,981 You were wasted, I'm surprised they let you back in. 338 00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:13,982 - No I was not. 339 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:16,156 - Totally off your face. 340 00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:18,296 You told the waiter he looked like Elton John. 341 00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:19,711 - I didn't! 342 00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:20,678 I did! 343 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,645 [laughs] 344 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,543 I did! 345 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,993 Yeah but he did. 346 00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:26,270 Well a crap one. 347 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:27,512 I wonder if he's still here. 348 00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:30,964 # Don't go breaking my heart # 349 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,103 No he's not here. 350 00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,380 - He's not here. 351 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,279 You're an embarrassment John. 352 00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:36,314 - I'm an embarrassment? 353 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:38,351 I had to carry you home that night. 354 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,841 [phone rings] 355 00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,778 - Hm, that's not like you. 356 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:53,676 - Well I've been modernised haven't I? 357 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,167 - Answer the phone you knob. 358 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:05,516 - What's the problem? 359 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:06,827 - Oh fuck! 360 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,553 This is the problem. 361 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:11,039 Your science project's gone very horribly wrong. 362 00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:15,595 - Does Dennett know about this? 363 00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:18,115 - Not until I show her, no. 364 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,048 - You are not serious! 365 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:22,464 - Look, I know he's me partner but he's a police officer. 366 00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:25,122 He's meant to protect the public from people like... 367 00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,641 - What are you doing? 368 00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:30,575 - Oops, CCTV footage seems to have vanished. 369 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:31,576 - So? 370 00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,061 We'll still get caught. 371 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,855 And this time, I'm not taking the blame. 372 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,479 - Okay, think about this Carver, do the Math. 373 00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:42,484 If Dennett finds out, the whole AI project gets shut down. 374 00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,175 - Maybe it should. 375 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,107 He's shit! 376 00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:46,281 You've failed. 377 00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:47,454 You should both be fired. 378 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,249 - Oh fired. 379 00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:50,250 He's an AI. 380 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:52,597 You know what happens to artificial things 381 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:53,771 when they pull the plug? 382 00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,778 - Fuck's sake! 383 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,746 - Okay well that was the photocopier but you get the point. 384 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:06,404 - Bullshit. 385 00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,405 It won't kill him. 386 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,511 - Do you wanna take that chance? 387 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:19,210 - So yeah I had some therapy after you, after you, 388 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,523 some grief counselling, CBT, that sort of thing. 389 00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:24,629 Actually I had, I had so much that I... 390 00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:27,080 I'm now training to be counsellor. 391 00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:28,909 I work with police officers actually. 392 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:29,876 - You go girl! 393 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,429 - Well I just, you know, wanna help people 394 00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:32,672 who've been through the dame thing as me. 395 00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:35,433 Not, not the, um, husband coming back from the dead bit, 396 00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:37,263 not that bit 'cause that's weird that bit. 397 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:39,299 - So are you still working as a realtor? 398 00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:40,783 - Estate Agent? 399 00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:42,854 No, no, no, God no I gave that up months ago. 400 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,684 I don't know why I didn't do it before. 401 00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:49,275 God, the sense of freedom and release was like, oh my God. 402 00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:53,451 Obviously tinged with sadness as well. 403 00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:55,798 - You've turned your life around Kel. 404 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,421 That's great. 405 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,319 Second chances, aye? 406 00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:01,425 It's what it's all about. 407 00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:08,880 - So, uh, in a counselling session I might say 408 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:11,849 something like, have you been experiencing 409 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:15,439 feelings of anger, and you, you might say, 410 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:16,854 what would you say? 411 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,717 - What? 412 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,615 Oh right, no, yeah, um. 413 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:23,481 Yeah, uh, well I got kinda crabby at work today. 414 00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:24,344 - Good. 415 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,139 And then how is your concentration, 416 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:28,659 is that easier or harder, you know, 417 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:30,730 since the software update? 418 00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,835 - How do you know I had a software update? 419 00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:37,254 - Hmm. 420 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,117 Ooh. 421 00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,810 I think someone mentioned it at the lab 422 00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:42,707 when I came in to the-- 423 00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,640 - God, I don't believe this. 424 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:45,952 You're testing me. 425 00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:46,815 - John. 426 00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:47,781 - Is she here? 427 00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:50,232 Dr Parfit, she is, in't she? 428 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:50,957 Listening. 429 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,234 - Of course she's not listening! 430 00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:53,166 Don't be silly! 431 00:18:56,721 --> 00:19:00,380 I'm gonna phone her later and tell her what you said. 432 00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:02,555 - My own wife is a stool pigeon! 433 00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:03,452 - What? 434 00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:04,729 - I thought this was a date. 435 00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:06,628 I thought you were doing this because you cared! 436 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,526 - I do care very deeply about you John, 437 00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:10,528 that is why I'm trying to help you. 438 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:11,391 - By tricking me? 439 00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:13,359 Spying on me? 440 00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:14,774 - No, Dr Parfit said you weren't doing your tests 441 00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:15,878 and I was worried about you. 442 00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:17,535 She needs to know how you are feeling. 443 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,917 - If you gave two bits about my feelings Kelly, 444 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,574 we wouldn't be here right now! 445 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,487 Fuck! 446 00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:39,764 - Date not go well? 447 00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,835 - No, it did not go well! 448 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:42,871 - Did you saw her foot off? 449 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:44,010 - What? 450 00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:44,907 No. 451 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,599 - You're making progress then aren't ya? 452 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,980 - Why is everyone busting my balls today? 453 00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:51,259 - Oi, ghost in the shell. 454 00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,502 Dennett wants to see you both. 455 00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,608 She doesn't sound happy. 456 00:19:55,642 --> 00:19:57,265 - Maybe it's something to do with 457 00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:57,955 perverting the course of justice. 458 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,301 - What do you mean? 459 00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:00,578 I thought you were fixing it? 460 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:01,959 Have you not fixed it? 461 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,341 - What, you mean going back in time 462 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,652 and stop you from being a dickhead? 463 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,723 - Carver, the committee will switch me off! 464 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,277 Can't you take the blame? 465 00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:10,588 Again, last time I promise. 466 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:11,417 - No! 467 00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:12,625 - For me, please! 468 00:20:12,659 --> 00:20:14,351 - Well you said there's no I in team. 469 00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,835 - Well it turns out there no u in honor. 470 00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:18,355 - There is a u if you fucking spell it properly! 471 00:20:26,432 --> 00:20:27,709 - It's about this foot business. 472 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:29,089 - Ooh, um, the thing is ma'am, 473 00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:32,610 we think there's a serial killer targeting twins. 474 00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,578 - You need to drop the case. 475 00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:35,889 - What? 476 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,098 - Communication from MI5, the whole thing's been classified. 477 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,515 We're to act like we never found a foot in the first place. 478 00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:41,550 - But boss I mean that's-- 479 00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:43,794 - A pain in the arse, but it can't be helped. 480 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:44,726 Case closed. 481 00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:52,768 - You did this. 482 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:54,529 You and Parfit. 483 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:56,289 You had my back after all. 484 00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:58,118 - We should probably have this bit of the conversation 485 00:20:58,153 --> 00:20:59,499 after we've left the office. 486 00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:01,984 - Ooh, um, before I forget, 487 00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:02,882 I caught the fly-tipper. 488 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:03,779 - What? - What? 489 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:06,679 - Sorry. Yeah, I forgot to mention it. 490 00:21:06,713 --> 00:21:08,957 A cell phone was recovered from the fly-tipping site. 491 00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:12,547 Analysis of the data led me to identify a suspect. 492 00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:13,789 He's made a full confession. 493 00:21:13,824 --> 00:21:16,758 - Excellent work DI Major, you're a credit to the force. 494 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:17,966 - Just doin' my duty. 495 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,829 - Duty. 496 00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:19,726 - DI Carver? 497 00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:21,728 You could learn a lot from this man. 498 00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:22,591 Dismissed. 499 00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:23,661 - [Major] Thank you boss. 500 00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:29,702 - Bellend. 501 00:21:45,752 --> 00:21:47,133 - [Carver] How did you manage to hack into MI5 502 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,031 and send that fake message? 503 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:53,104 - Please, I've been doing that stuff since kindergarten. 504 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,728 - Well you can't do it for him every time he screws up. 505 00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:57,937 - He won't screw up from now on. 506 00:21:57,971 --> 00:22:01,354 I've updated the update and reset the language defaults. 507 00:22:01,389 --> 00:22:05,910 This one really will enhance his cognition significantly. 508 00:22:08,706 --> 00:22:10,467 - [Major] I got shot. 509 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:23,169 [speaking in foreign language] 510 00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,795 - Yeah that's fine yeah, leave him like that. 511 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:29,762 Brilliant. 512 00:22:29,796 --> 00:22:30,797 - I'll just... 513 00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:36,147 [dramatic music] 514 00:23:02,726 --> 00:23:05,418 [upbeat music] 515 00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:09,698 - Major! 516 00:23:10,837 --> 00:23:12,218 [horn honking] 517 00:23:18,017 --> 00:23:19,432 - I have got one lead. 518 00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:22,780 You can use it to charge a phone off 'yer head. 519 00:23:27,889 --> 00:23:29,442 - Have you been seeing someone? 520 00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:31,893 - Yes I have John, yeah. 521 00:23:36,138 --> 00:23:37,864 [screams] 522 00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:38,727 - Ooh! 523 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:44,906 - You horrible little scumbag! 524 00:23:51,947 --> 00:23:53,052 Jesus! 525 00:23:53,086 --> 00:23:54,260 I think he's got a knife.