1 00:00:05,366 --> 00:00:07,146 [guard over PA] This is a restricted area. 2 00:00:07,246 --> 00:00:08,346 [helicopter whirring] 3 00:00:08,446 --> 00:00:11,385 [guard speaking indistinctly over PA] 4 00:00:11,485 --> 00:00:13,225 [alarm blaring] 5 00:00:13,325 --> 00:00:14,705 [woman over PA] Would all visitors, 6 00:00:14,805 --> 00:00:18,964 please empty your pockets of all lethal weapons, drugs... 7 00:00:19,844 --> 00:00:21,844 [door buzzing] 8 00:00:34,482 --> 00:00:36,102 I hate these places. 9 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,622 [Carver] I think that's the point. 10 00:00:37,722 --> 00:00:39,262 And he'll only talk to us. 11 00:00:39,362 --> 00:00:41,422 Well, maybe I don't wanna talk to him-- 12 00:00:41,522 --> 00:00:43,521 [detector buzzing] 13 00:00:44,001 --> 00:00:45,581 [Carver] We're the only coppers he trusts. 14 00:00:45,681 --> 00:00:49,141 Either that or he wants to... [mumbling] about with us. 15 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:51,260 It is alright mate. DI Major has neural implants. 16 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,300 He is only doing his job Roy. Carry on. 17 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,400 -[device beeps] -[mumbling] 18 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,739 -Are you getting off on that? -Let him finish! 19 00:00:59,839 --> 00:01:01,739 -I have finished. -I said do your job! 20 00:01:01,839 --> 00:01:03,819 I could have anything in there! 21 00:01:03,919 --> 00:01:05,918 -[detector buzzing] -[Carver] Pack it in! 22 00:01:08,838 --> 00:01:10,838 [door buzzing] 23 00:01:20,917 --> 00:01:22,656 [Carver] Liam Cleasby. 24 00:01:22,756 --> 00:01:23,976 Hey. 25 00:01:24,076 --> 00:01:25,936 Great you guys could make it. 26 00:01:26,036 --> 00:01:28,036 Sit down ballbag. 27 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:34,835 Let us get this over with. Shall we? 28 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:38,174 -You wanted to talk. -Just a friendly chat. 29 00:01:38,274 --> 00:01:42,814 How is your wife? Or should I be asking him that question? 30 00:01:42,914 --> 00:01:45,494 [Cleasby] Oh, come on. It is killing me. 31 00:01:45,594 --> 00:01:47,593 I don't know how things turned up between the three of you. 32 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,373 Have you got information or not? 33 00:01:50,473 --> 00:01:54,132 A walking Wikipedia of crime, at your disposal. 34 00:01:54,232 --> 00:01:56,812 -For a price. -What's your price? 35 00:01:56,912 --> 00:01:58,912 -A pardon. -He said what is your price? 36 00:02:00,312 --> 00:02:01,971 -A pardon. -Oh for f... What. 37 00:02:02,071 --> 00:02:03,611 -Is your... -No, stop. 38 00:02:03,711 --> 00:02:06,851 No deal dickhead. You tried to kill my partner. 39 00:02:06,951 --> 00:02:08,811 But I am not the Juggler, remember? 40 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,250 I am just a low-level drug dealer. 41 00:02:10,350 --> 00:02:11,730 We are wasting our time here Carver. 42 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:13,830 Let us get wanded down again and go. 43 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:17,070 The Chelsea Bridge job! 44 00:02:24,509 --> 00:02:27,008 Chelsea Bridge job was 20 years ago. 45 00:02:27,108 --> 00:02:28,688 You were still nicking Segways. 46 00:02:28,788 --> 00:02:30,368 [Cleasby] Fifty million quid. 47 00:02:30,468 --> 00:02:32,408 No trace of the robbers or the cash. 48 00:02:32,508 --> 00:02:35,627 But like I said, you do not get this for free. 49 00:02:44,226 --> 00:02:45,566 She's not with either of us. 50 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,666 My wife. 51 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:49,926 She wanted a fresh start. 52 00:02:50,026 --> 00:02:51,445 I don't owe you anything for telling me that. 53 00:02:51,545 --> 00:02:54,325 Oh, you drive a hard bargain, Cleasby. 54 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,005 As for the sexual side of things... 55 00:02:56,105 --> 00:02:57,085 I do not know about Roy, 56 00:02:57,185 --> 00:02:58,444 but I am coping the old-fashioned way. 57 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:00,484 Twice a day. Once in the morning, once at work. 58 00:03:00,584 --> 00:03:01,924 I have tried giving myself a dead arm 59 00:03:02,024 --> 00:03:03,204 so it feels like someone is doing it, 60 00:03:03,304 --> 00:03:04,244 but who am I kidding. 61 00:03:04,344 --> 00:03:05,884 Talk to the lawyer! 62 00:03:05,984 --> 00:03:08,003 Churchland and Co. The trail starts there. 63 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:10,103 That is all I am saying. 64 00:03:10,463 --> 00:03:11,803 You heard of the male G-spot, Cleasby? 65 00:03:11,903 --> 00:03:14,043 It is real and I should know. Long fingers you see. 66 00:03:14,143 --> 00:03:16,082 -I actually can get right-- -Fuckin hell, John! 67 00:03:16,182 --> 00:03:18,922 That's it. No more information changing hands. 68 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:20,082 [Carver] Let us get you out. 69 00:03:20,182 --> 00:03:22,122 [Major] Let's go again. Come on. 70 00:03:22,222 --> 00:03:23,121 [Carver] Get your keys. 71 00:03:23,221 --> 00:03:25,221 Just get the-- 72 00:03:28,221 --> 00:03:30,221 [engine whirring] 73 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:37,020 Chelsea Bridge. 74 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,219 The last case my dad worked on. 75 00:03:42,499 --> 00:03:44,499 One that drove him away. 76 00:03:44,819 --> 00:03:46,958 I know mate. 77 00:03:47,058 --> 00:03:48,438 He moved to Spain after that. 78 00:03:48,538 --> 00:03:50,518 But I bet Cleasby knows all this. 79 00:03:50,618 --> 00:03:52,978 He could just be saying this to mess with your head. 80 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,777 Something else is bothering me. 81 00:04:03,496 --> 00:04:05,496 I put a mouse's turd in your drink. 82 00:04:07,136 --> 00:04:08,916 -What? -Only a little one. 83 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:11,175 This was a while ago, when we weren't getting along. 84 00:04:12,255 --> 00:04:13,715 Why are you telling me this now? 85 00:04:13,815 --> 00:04:14,955 I am being open. 86 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,915 Think about it, Roy. Ever since I've come back, 87 00:04:17,015 --> 00:04:19,354 we have hidden things from each other. Huh? 88 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:21,274 You were not honest about seeing Kelly. And I was-- 89 00:04:21,374 --> 00:04:22,594 Putting mouse shit in me drink. 90 00:04:22,694 --> 00:04:24,914 Yes, but now, it's our chance to start again. 91 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:27,153 -What do you say? -Where'd you find it? 92 00:04:27,253 --> 00:04:28,393 Was it a laboratory mouse 93 00:04:28,493 --> 00:04:29,913 or did you just find some mouse shit somewhere? 94 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:31,473 This isn't the point of the conversation. 95 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:33,593 Oh, I think this is the point of the conversation, John. 96 00:04:33,693 --> 00:04:36,372 The point is, we've got a clean slate. Fresh start. 97 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:39,912 I just found it. 98 00:04:40,012 --> 00:04:41,712 -Never do that again. -It is what I'm saying. 99 00:04:41,812 --> 00:04:43,811 No more secrets. Either of us. 100 00:04:47,211 --> 00:04:50,611 I have put in for promotion. Fast track, Superintendent. 101 00:04:51,930 --> 00:04:53,430 What? 102 00:04:53,530 --> 00:04:55,790 -Why? -It's time for a change. 103 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:57,890 I don't wanna be a DI forever, do I? 104 00:04:58,769 --> 00:05:00,629 -You would be my boss. -Not boss. 105 00:05:00,729 --> 00:05:02,909 Wait. Senior though. Superior. 106 00:05:03,009 --> 00:05:05,529 It's a long shot, I probably wouldn't get it. 107 00:05:07,968 --> 00:05:09,788 Good luck with it though. 108 00:05:09,888 --> 00:05:11,888 Thanks. 109 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:18,367 I keyed your car as well. 110 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:21,827 And that graffiti in the gents-- 111 00:05:21,927 --> 00:05:23,966 Yeah I knew that was you, you signed it. 112 00:05:24,806 --> 00:05:26,806 Yeah. 113 00:05:27,846 --> 00:05:29,266 [Carver] Everyone in the country remembers 114 00:05:29,366 --> 00:05:31,505 the Chelsea Bridge case. Fifty million in cash 115 00:05:31,605 --> 00:05:33,345 and diamonds stolen from a bank vault. 116 00:05:33,445 --> 00:05:34,545 None of it was ever recovered. 117 00:05:34,645 --> 00:05:37,145 I have hardly seen my dad since. 118 00:05:37,245 --> 00:05:40,344 We were close beforehand. Bedtime stories as a child... 119 00:05:40,444 --> 00:05:42,624 All right mate, you don't need to mention all that. 120 00:05:42,724 --> 00:05:43,624 Yeah. 121 00:05:43,724 --> 00:05:45,304 It's great to see you boys reunited. 122 00:05:45,404 --> 00:05:47,343 -Thanks, boss. -You know what I've missed? 123 00:05:47,443 --> 00:05:48,703 The banter. 124 00:05:48,803 --> 00:05:50,903 -Yes, boss. -Do some now. 125 00:05:51,003 --> 00:05:52,743 [Dennett] A good-natured insult, something like that. 126 00:05:52,843 --> 00:05:55,342 Maybe call DI Major a bellend or something. 127 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:58,582 -[Dennett] Gobshite. Dicksplash. -[Major] Um... 128 00:05:58,682 --> 00:05:59,822 That's one you don't hear so often. 129 00:05:59,922 --> 00:06:01,862 It is more of a spontaneous kind of thing, boss. 130 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,301 [Dennett] Oh. Okay. 131 00:06:03,401 --> 00:06:06,561 Well keep talking, see if we can get there. 132 00:06:09,361 --> 00:06:11,700 The three prime suspects in the original case 133 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,620 all vanished. Cleasby claims he has got some information. 134 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,340 We need to go back in that prison 135 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,740 and talk to him again. 136 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,119 Yeah. But he won't say anything unless we get him out. 137 00:06:19,199 --> 00:06:21,179 Then we go back there again. Every day, 138 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:22,659 sometimes twice a day. 139 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:24,979 You know you can get them security wands 140 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:26,539 off the internet, don't you? 141 00:06:26,639 --> 00:06:28,298 Maybe we do not need to go back. 142 00:06:28,398 --> 00:06:29,498 Cleasby mentioned a lawyer. 143 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,498 So we'll start there, find out what she knows. 144 00:06:31,598 --> 00:06:33,378 [Major] I will get the word out on social media, 145 00:06:33,478 --> 00:06:34,778 let people know we want information. 146 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:36,697 No, let's not rattle any cages just yet. 147 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:39,517 Oh. Because I think maybe, um... 148 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,356 some people already know. 149 00:06:43,716 --> 00:06:46,696 -You've put it on Instagram? -Course I haven't. 150 00:06:46,796 --> 00:06:47,616 It was TikTok. 151 00:06:47,716 --> 00:06:48,736 -Why? -I just feel it has got 152 00:06:48,836 --> 00:06:50,296 a younger demographic, more engaged-- 153 00:06:50,396 --> 00:06:51,895 You total fucking moron. 154 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:52,775 There it is! 155 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:54,015 There's the banter I've missed! 156 00:06:54,115 --> 00:06:56,375 That was not good-natured, boss. He's been a dick. 157 00:06:56,475 --> 00:06:57,495 Excellent. Keep it up! 158 00:06:57,595 --> 00:06:59,214 You are a massive dicksplash. 159 00:06:59,314 --> 00:07:01,314 I knew we would get there in the end. 160 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,253 Privacy settings. 161 00:07:10,353 --> 00:07:11,253 What? 162 00:07:11,353 --> 00:07:12,653 He's sharing personal information, 163 00:07:12,753 --> 00:07:15,093 giving out case details. So I am thinking 164 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:16,612 his privacy settings need changing. 165 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:18,932 Well look at the new AI expert. 166 00:07:19,032 --> 00:07:20,772 Someone has to be. You've done nothing for him. 167 00:07:20,872 --> 00:07:22,412 I mean, I brought him back from the dead, 168 00:07:22,512 --> 00:07:23,811 so you know, there is that. 169 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,091 You said there was nothing wrong with his wiring, right? 170 00:07:26,191 --> 00:07:29,611 But since then he's just getting shitter and shitter. 171 00:07:29,711 --> 00:07:31,131 Okay. 172 00:07:31,231 --> 00:07:32,370 Sit down. 173 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:34,470 Time for the talk. 174 00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:40,449 DI Major is a prototype. 175 00:07:40,549 --> 00:07:42,849 I used pioneering technologies, 176 00:07:42,949 --> 00:07:45,789 some of which, turn out to have a... 177 00:07:46,909 --> 00:07:48,288 limited longevity. 178 00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:50,368 Now, for a while I could run updates, 179 00:07:50,468 --> 00:07:52,928 -install plugins. But... -But what? 180 00:07:53,028 --> 00:07:54,128 There is only so many times 181 00:07:54,228 --> 00:07:56,127 you can microwave the same chicken. 182 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:58,227 What are you telling me? 183 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:01,687 Okay. Have you ever had a phone? 184 00:08:01,787 --> 00:08:04,906 And you have the phone for a little while, and then... 185 00:08:05,386 --> 00:08:07,126 No? Okay. 186 00:08:07,226 --> 00:08:08,646 Have you ever had a goldfish 187 00:08:08,746 --> 00:08:09,886 and then one day you come home 188 00:08:09,986 --> 00:08:11,685 and you see your goldfish just floating-- 189 00:08:11,785 --> 00:08:13,785 He's dying? 190 00:08:15,905 --> 00:08:17,905 How long has he got left? 191 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,584 Do not make any big plans for... 192 00:08:21,264 --> 00:08:23,084 Pancake day? What is-- 193 00:08:23,184 --> 00:08:24,524 Well, there must be something we can do. 194 00:08:24,624 --> 00:08:28,283 I am working on it. Okay? I need more time and resources. 195 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:31,003 Anything that activates his arousal hormones 196 00:08:31,103 --> 00:08:32,563 will accelerate his decline. 197 00:08:32,663 --> 00:08:35,283 How am I supposed to know when his hormones are being aroused? 198 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:36,322 Four simple words. 199 00:08:36,422 --> 00:08:38,542 Remote endocrine monitoring technology. 200 00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:43,482 -This device will-- -[device beeps] Warning! 201 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:45,121 Okay, whatever he's doing right now, go and stop him. 202 00:08:45,221 --> 00:08:47,521 -[device beeping] Warning! -For real, this is not a drill. 203 00:08:47,621 --> 00:08:49,161 Flashing red is bad! Go! 204 00:08:49,261 --> 00:08:51,661 -Major! -Oh, my God! 205 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:57,360 [Major] Dad always said this lawyer was dodgy. 206 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:59,460 -I remember him telling me-- -[music playing] 207 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:02,839 Are you playing relaxation music? 208 00:09:02,939 --> 00:09:05,139 Yeah I have this on all the time. Its calming. 209 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,818 What were you seeing Dr. Parfit about just now? 210 00:09:13,218 --> 00:09:15,218 Huh? We were just... 211 00:09:16,257 --> 00:09:18,257 talking about how well you're doing. 212 00:09:20,497 --> 00:09:23,437 She hasn't done a software update on me in ages. 213 00:09:23,537 --> 00:09:25,536 [device beeps] Reduce stress levels. 214 00:09:26,536 --> 00:09:28,036 You know what that means? 215 00:09:28,136 --> 00:09:30,136 [beeping continues] 216 00:09:31,856 --> 00:09:33,855 Means I am perfect! 217 00:09:34,535 --> 00:09:37,115 Yeah. But she still wants you to look after yourself. 218 00:09:37,215 --> 00:09:39,235 You know like, I do not know, 219 00:09:39,335 --> 00:09:41,854 practice some meditation techniques. 220 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,474 What about yoga? 221 00:09:43,574 --> 00:09:44,714 Yes. Even better. 222 00:09:44,814 --> 00:09:46,714 Or, how about we light some joss sticks 223 00:09:46,814 --> 00:09:50,193 and stick crystals up our arseholes? Jesus Carver. 224 00:09:50,293 --> 00:09:52,633 This is what happens when you hang around with Americans. 225 00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:55,553 Look, she is only trying to help John. Be nice. 226 00:09:55,653 --> 00:09:57,732 Show her some... love. 227 00:09:58,892 --> 00:10:00,552 Love? 228 00:10:00,652 --> 00:10:02,652 Yeah, or appreciation or whatever. 229 00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:07,251 [chuckles] Love? 230 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:16,370 DI Major. 231 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:18,070 Name rings a bell. 232 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:20,389 An alarm bell maybe. 233 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:23,569 Now I remember. Your father was a cocky bugger as well. 234 00:10:24,569 --> 00:10:26,549 Didn't catch the robbers, now, did he? 235 00:10:26,649 --> 00:10:28,648 That might be about to change. 236 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:34,608 You represented the three prime suspects. 237 00:10:35,248 --> 00:10:37,667 I did. Before the robbery. 238 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,547 Not seen the bastards since. 239 00:10:39,647 --> 00:10:41,647 We heard you might know where the money is. 240 00:10:42,127 --> 00:10:43,547 That is right, Columbo. 241 00:10:43,647 --> 00:10:45,506 I keep working in an asbestos-riddled office 242 00:10:45,606 --> 00:10:47,026 for sentimental reasons. 243 00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:48,906 Don't get clever with us. 244 00:10:49,006 --> 00:10:52,265 Chippy. Also like his dad. 245 00:10:52,365 --> 00:10:53,785 [Churchland] I want those thieving sods caught 246 00:10:53,885 --> 00:10:56,065 as much as you do. They owe me money. 247 00:10:56,165 --> 00:10:57,745 But they vanished. 248 00:10:57,845 --> 00:10:59,465 Any relatives? 249 00:10:59,565 --> 00:11:01,504 No. 250 00:11:01,604 --> 00:11:03,624 One of the gang had a sister. 251 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:05,864 She wasn't interviewed the first time around. 252 00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:07,964 Why ask me if you knew? 253 00:11:08,923 --> 00:11:10,923 To see if you would tell us the truth. 254 00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:19,122 Far as I know she is in a home. 255 00:11:22,362 --> 00:11:24,362 Does not know what day it is. 256 00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:27,221 Fine. 257 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:29,321 We'll track her down and find out. 258 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,720 Fine. We'll track her down and find out. 259 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,199 [door closes] 260 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:45,839 [phone beeps] 261 00:12:07,396 --> 00:12:09,256 DI Carver, DI Major. 262 00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:10,776 It's about one of your residents, 263 00:12:10,876 --> 00:12:12,416 a Mary Roscoe. 264 00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:15,335 [manager] Miss Roscoe was one of our residents. 265 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,435 She, uh, passed away. 266 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,154 Another dead end. 267 00:12:21,514 --> 00:12:23,254 Sorry to have bothered you. 268 00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:26,974 I thought, perhaps you were here to see the body. 269 00:12:27,074 --> 00:12:28,613 She died recently? 270 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:29,933 What happened? Was she ill? 271 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:34,773 Oh, goodness me yes, she was ill for quite some time. 272 00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:39,072 Still, it was a shock to us all when the truck hit her. 273 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,490 Whoever ordered the hit on the old lady 274 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,049 must have known we were investigating. 275 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,649 We've basically got two suspects. 276 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:07,409 The lawyer, and anyone who follows me on TikTok. 277 00:13:07,509 --> 00:13:09,768 It's all right, John. Go and get yourself a drink, 278 00:13:09,868 --> 00:13:12,588 a nice cup of chamomile tea or something. Yeah? 279 00:13:13,308 --> 00:13:15,308 -Yeah. -Yeah. Good lad. 280 00:13:17,747 --> 00:13:19,047 [Kelly] Roy. 281 00:13:19,147 --> 00:13:21,367 -Do you know where John is? -What do you want him for? 282 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,047 I'm not sure that's any of your business. 283 00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:25,706 -You cannot stress him out. -I won't. 284 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:27,366 Goodness. 285 00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:29,466 -I wanna talk about divorce. -No, you can't. 286 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:32,266 He's dying. 287 00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:37,645 It's his AI. It is degrading. He's gonna crash. 288 00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:39,745 And we're gonna lose him again, Kel. 289 00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:44,484 How long has he got? 290 00:13:44,584 --> 00:13:46,584 [Carver] I am not sure. 291 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,583 When is Pancake Day? 292 00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:56,143 Pancake Day? 293 00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:02,842 It's 40 days before Easter. 'Cause that's Lent. So... 294 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,922 I think Easter falls pretty early in the calendar-- 295 00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:07,601 No. He doesn't know and we can't tell him, 296 00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:09,821 'cause it'll just stress him out and make it worse. 297 00:14:10,981 --> 00:14:12,521 So... 298 00:14:12,621 --> 00:14:15,300 So there's no point in getting a divorce. 299 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,739 I don't want to be widowed twice, Roy. 300 00:14:22,579 --> 00:14:24,579 Especially to the same man. 301 00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:27,079 I just want to end things properly this time. 302 00:14:27,179 --> 00:14:28,159 And you know what? 303 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:29,798 He deserves to be treated as a mature-- 304 00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:31,898 Okay, he's staring at us. 305 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,178 -Everything all right? -None of your-- 306 00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:40,297 I mean, hello, Dr. Parfit. 307 00:14:41,457 --> 00:14:45,157 Alison. [chuckles] How are you today? 308 00:14:45,257 --> 00:14:46,316 Carver told you to be nice to me. 309 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,836 [Major] And I think I know why. 310 00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:50,756 He wants to set us up with each other. 311 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,715 And what gave you this curious impression? 312 00:14:53,815 --> 00:14:56,095 Well. You told him I was perfect. Oh! 313 00:14:56,935 --> 00:14:57,675 Yeah, I never said that. 314 00:14:57,775 --> 00:14:59,195 That I could not be improved. 315 00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:01,035 -More like it. -And I am flattered. 316 00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:03,194 But it is not a good idea. 317 00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:05,474 You and me together. I mean... 318 00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:08,394 It would be weird. It would be like... Brother and-- 319 00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:09,913 Frankenstein fucking the monster. 320 00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:14,973 Like brother and sister is what I was also going to say. 321 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,292 So let's keep things as they are. 322 00:15:20,012 --> 00:15:21,192 Yeah? 323 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:22,592 Yeah. 324 00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:23,832 I can learn to live with that. 325 00:15:23,932 --> 00:15:25,931 [woman over PA] 326 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,131 What are you two getting up to on my bed? 327 00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:36,970 I was just telling her about the case. 328 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:39,690 [Major] Hmm? 329 00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,529 What did he tell you about it? 330 00:15:43,169 --> 00:15:45,169 -The case? -Hmm. 331 00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:48,729 Cold? 332 00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,928 A cold case. 333 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,487 How old's the case? 334 00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:02,427 -[Kelly] Two years. -Twenty. 335 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:03,587 Decades, that was decades. 336 00:16:03,687 --> 00:16:05,686 Did he tell you about the lawyer? 337 00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:08,126 The lawyer. 338 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:12,546 Bent. John, I want a divorce. Look we are in limbo. 339 00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:13,985 This isn't healthy for either of us. 340 00:16:14,085 --> 00:16:15,225 I've not got time right now, Kel. 341 00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:16,265 Maybe if we go out for dinner-- 342 00:16:16,365 --> 00:16:18,505 No. No dinner. I want a clean break. 343 00:16:18,605 --> 00:16:20,825 -You mean, like Center Parcs? -No, John. We need to talk. 344 00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:22,504 -No we need to get back-- -Can I just? 345 00:16:22,604 --> 00:16:23,704 -into that lawyer office. -Can I please? 346 00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:25,744 It will be tricky, she knows we suspect her. 347 00:16:25,844 --> 00:16:28,104 I need you to hear what I am saying. 348 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,424 We don't need a divorce. 349 00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,223 Look we have not got enough for a search warrant. 350 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,323 I could go in. 351 00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:34,943 I need a good lawyer. 352 00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,983 -No chance. -I could take a hidden camera. 353 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,702 We do not just have those things lying around, Kel. 354 00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:40,902 Like this one? 355 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,262 I could pretend I need advice on a divorce, 356 00:16:43,362 --> 00:16:44,622 do some snooping around. 357 00:16:44,722 --> 00:16:48,421 You two could be nearby and you could protect me... 358 00:16:48,521 --> 00:16:52,401 if I needed bit of that... 359 00:16:53,121 --> 00:16:54,740 I could protect you, couldn't I? 360 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,220 [Kelly] Mmm-hmm. 361 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,320 Okay, you've convinced me. Carver lets go. 362 00:17:04,159 --> 00:17:07,939 You do not really think of me as a Frankenstein. Do you? 363 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:10,758 I swear. I have never thought of you as a Frankenstein. 364 00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:16,558 I am Frankenstein, you are the monster. Read a book. 365 00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:25,617 [John exhales] 366 00:17:25,717 --> 00:17:27,656 [Churchland] Take a seat, Mrs um... 367 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,756 Kelly. 368 00:17:30,076 --> 00:17:32,076 [Churchland] Mrs. Kelly. 369 00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:34,835 [Kelly clears throat] 370 00:17:35,475 --> 00:17:39,275 To be honest, family law isn't my field. 371 00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:41,835 Why come to me? 372 00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:51,113 You were recommended. 373 00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:57,213 [Carver through earpiece] Well-handled Kel. 374 00:17:57,313 --> 00:17:59,312 First sign of trouble and we're coming in. 375 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,051 [Churchland] Does your spouse know of your intentions? 376 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:09,811 No. He is not a good listener, that is part of the problem. 377 00:18:09,911 --> 00:18:11,451 [chuckles] 378 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,071 [Churchland] You will have to prove irretrievable breakdown 379 00:18:13,151 --> 00:18:17,410 of the marriage. For example, on grounds of desertion. 380 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,850 My husband did leave me for a year. 381 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,730 Leave her? I was fucking dead! 382 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,809 -She is playing a part John. -[John exhales] 383 00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:25,009 -[monitor beeping] -What is that thing? 384 00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:27,809 Ah... It's me stress monitor. 385 00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:28,809 It checks me heart rate. 386 00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:30,908 Well it is annoying. Switch it off! 387 00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:36,528 -Off. -Then there's adultery. 388 00:18:36,628 --> 00:18:39,407 That, too. I had a relationship with his best friend. 389 00:18:39,507 --> 00:18:40,767 Which I take responsibility for, 390 00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:42,987 but marriage was in a bad place and... 391 00:18:43,947 --> 00:18:46,466 Roy made me feel loved and... 392 00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:48,126 wanted. 393 00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:49,486 Oh, fuck! 394 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,566 [device beeps] Warning. Reduce stress levels. 395 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,526 Can you calm down please, Roy! 396 00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,405 [device beeps] Warning! 397 00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:57,885 Another factor would be unreasonable behaviour. 398 00:18:57,985 --> 00:18:58,965 How long have you got? 399 00:18:59,065 --> 00:19:00,845 There is no need to make a list. 400 00:19:00,945 --> 00:19:02,205 Oh, yes there is. 401 00:19:02,305 --> 00:19:03,764 [Major] God... 402 00:19:03,864 --> 00:19:06,304 Firstly, I'd like to mention his narcissism. 403 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,643 -[Kelly continues speaking] -[John exhausted] 404 00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:15,603 [Kelly] ...a serious emotional relationship. 405 00:19:15,703 --> 00:19:17,523 Then there's his complete inability 406 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,522 to empathise with other person emotional state 407 00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:22,402 if it does not directly have any relevance to him. 408 00:19:22,502 --> 00:19:25,602 Coupled with his extreme neediness. 409 00:19:25,702 --> 00:19:27,001 Hour and a half. 410 00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:29,401 I'm starting to think she's doing this on purpose. 411 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,041 [Kelly continues speaking] 412 00:19:31,141 --> 00:19:32,721 I think you might be right, mate. 413 00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:34,001 Excuse me, Mrs. Kelly. 414 00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:36,120 Bathroom break. 415 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:37,680 Ooh. Here we go. 416 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,200 [Carver] Kel, we haven't got long. 417 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,640 [Major] Ask her is it number one or number two? 418 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:42,599 [Carver] She not gonna ask that. Is she? 419 00:19:42,699 --> 00:19:43,519 She might. 420 00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:45,439 [device beeps] Warning. 421 00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:47,679 Ask her. 422 00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:50,419 [Carver] Kelly, can you ask her if she's having a poo? 423 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,258 Thank you. 424 00:19:59,857 --> 00:20:01,797 [Carver] All right, Kelly, stay calm you can do this. 425 00:20:01,897 --> 00:20:03,877 [Major] She knows what she's doing. 426 00:20:03,977 --> 00:20:05,197 Have a look in the drawers. 427 00:20:05,297 --> 00:20:06,517 [Carver] She looked in the drawers. 428 00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:08,516 [Major] Oh. Yeah. Forget the drawers Kelly, 429 00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:11,596 see if you can find a computer, maybe try under the desk. 430 00:20:11,696 --> 00:20:13,116 [Carver] She has found the computer. 431 00:20:13,216 --> 00:20:15,075 [Major] Good. Now what you need to do 432 00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:17,075 is put the copying device 433 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:20,595 on the... Oh, you've done it. 434 00:20:20,695 --> 00:20:23,394 [Carver] John, just leave her alone she is doing all right. 435 00:20:23,494 --> 00:20:25,514 [Carver and Major speaking] 436 00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:27,614 Well done, Kel. You are doing amazing. 437 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,274 [Carver] Kelly? 438 00:20:29,374 --> 00:20:31,193 You are loving this, aren't you? 439 00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:32,473 -[device beeping] -What? 440 00:20:32,573 --> 00:20:34,573 [mimicking] Well done, Kelly, you're so amazing. 441 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,313 Encouraging her. 442 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:38,752 I am actually starting to work you out. 443 00:20:38,852 --> 00:20:40,072 [device beeps] Reduce stress level. 444 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,592 First you try and set me up with Parfit. 445 00:20:41,692 --> 00:20:43,552 Then you get Kelly talking about divorce. 446 00:20:43,652 --> 00:20:46,192 What were the pair of you talking about on my bed? 447 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:48,591 [device beeps] Reduce stress levels! 448 00:20:48,691 --> 00:20:50,871 -I am not gonna tell you that. -Oh, you are not gonna tell me? 449 00:20:50,971 --> 00:20:52,591 Then maybe she will. Kelly? 450 00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:54,910 What were you and Carver talking about on my bed? 451 00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:56,310 -John! Come on. -Shut up! 452 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,790 [Major] Kelly? 453 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,890 I'll tell you what, I'll find out myself. 454 00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:02,550 -John, John. -No! 455 00:21:02,650 --> 00:21:05,909 Listen! I thought we decided no more secrets! 456 00:21:06,009 --> 00:21:08,149 No, you decided that. I didn't. 457 00:21:08,249 --> 00:21:09,709 There's loads of stuff I don't tell you. 458 00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:10,868 Do you want to know why? 459 00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:12,988 Because it is none of your fucking business! 460 00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:15,028 [buzzing] 461 00:21:15,128 --> 00:21:17,128 [Carver] John! 462 00:21:17,768 --> 00:21:19,387 John! 463 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,907 John come on. Get back in the van. 464 00:21:21,007 --> 00:21:23,007 No, get back in there. 465 00:21:25,407 --> 00:21:27,406 [suspenseful music playing] 466 00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:54,863 [Major] No, no no. 467 00:21:54,963 --> 00:21:56,963 No! 468 00:21:59,322 --> 00:22:01,102 [music intensifies] 469 00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:02,542 [Kelly] Oh. Sorry to keep you. 470 00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:04,642 I have got all I came for. Thank you for your help. 471 00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:08,781 [John grunts] 472 00:22:08,881 --> 00:22:09,981 [Major] Fuckin hell! 473 00:22:10,081 --> 00:22:11,661 -Roy! Just calm down! -[device beeping loudly] 474 00:22:11,761 --> 00:22:13,541 You are going to have a heart attack! 475 00:22:13,641 --> 00:22:15,660 [device beeps] Warning! Reduce stress levels! 476 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,760 [Major] Fucking thing! 477 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,160 [both clamouring] 478 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,199 Hey. That was exciting. 479 00:22:32,358 --> 00:22:34,358 [static sound from walkie talkie] 480 00:22:35,478 --> 00:22:37,478 [officers speaking] 481 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,937 [Carver] Yeah. Yeah we're here now, boss. 482 00:22:43,037 --> 00:22:46,257 The deeds to a plot were on Churchland computer. 483 00:22:46,357 --> 00:22:48,356 Yeah. In an encrypted file. 484 00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:53,016 [Major] Fuck me, Roy. 485 00:22:53,116 --> 00:22:54,896 It was buried treasure! 486 00:22:54,996 --> 00:22:56,175 It is The Chelsea Bridge loot! 487 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,275 You wait till I tell my dad! 488 00:23:00,355 --> 00:23:02,355 Well, swing it out. 489 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,674 Let's open it up. 490 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,754 [both coughing] 491 00:23:11,194 --> 00:23:12,533 Shit. 492 00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:15,333 -[Carver] Who is he? -Or she, could be female. 493 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:17,373 [Carver] The question is who are they? 494 00:23:17,473 --> 00:23:19,053 You mean like a gender non-binary thing? 495 00:23:19,153 --> 00:23:20,412 No. You're right, I should not assume-- 496 00:23:20,512 --> 00:23:22,932 [Carver] I mean there's more than one body in here. 497 00:23:23,032 --> 00:23:25,012 And, we might not find the loot. 498 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,112 I think we found the Chelsea Bridge gang. 499 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,931 [thunder rumbling] 500 00:23:32,031 --> 00:23:34,031 [helicopter whirring] 501 00:23:35,231 --> 00:23:36,530 I didn't know you'd find bodies! 502 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:38,490 I thought it was the money, I swear! 503 00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:41,170 Time to cough it up, Cleasby. What else do you know? 504 00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:44,009 Ah, bits and pieces, some names. 505 00:23:44,109 --> 00:23:48,089 Okay, I'll tell you everything I've picked up over the years. 506 00:23:48,189 --> 00:23:51,648 Right? When, you let me go. 507 00:23:51,748 --> 00:23:53,088 [Major] Fuck that. 508 00:23:53,188 --> 00:23:56,288 Get it in your head gobshite, you shot a police officer. 509 00:23:56,388 --> 00:24:01,047 Only a total fucking moron, would let you out. 510 00:24:01,147 --> 00:24:02,447 Well, I am letting Cleasby out. 511 00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:04,247 Boss, you cannot do that! 512 00:24:04,347 --> 00:24:05,567 [Dennett] His information is vital, 513 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,167 especially now the Chelsea Bridge case 514 00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:09,966 -is live again. -Boss, Maj's dad led that case. 515 00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:12,126 Indeed he did. 516 00:24:12,226 --> 00:24:14,506 And he is volunteered to advise on it again. 517 00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:17,265 Sit down DI Major. 518 00:24:18,385 --> 00:24:20,385 There is someone I would like to bring in. 519 00:24:26,584 --> 00:24:28,584 -You all right? -Yeah. 520 00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:37,883 [Dennett] I am passing the case on to you two. 521 00:24:37,983 --> 00:24:39,483 Major's too personally involved. 522 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:41,082 What? 523 00:24:41,182 --> 00:24:43,882 Oh. Right, you thought I was going to bring in your dad. 524 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,082 No. No, no, no. 525 00:24:46,182 --> 00:24:48,241 He is flying in tomorrow. 526 00:24:48,341 --> 00:24:49,841 [device beeps] Reduce stress levels! 527 00:24:49,941 --> 00:24:51,941 [explodes] 528 00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,380 [suspenseful music playing] 529 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:15,458 [closing theme music playing]