1 00:00:02,765 --> 00:00:03,685 [Indistinct chatter on police radio] 2 00:00:03,765 --> 00:00:05,765 [Siren wails] 3 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:11,385 Carver: Major. D.I. Carver. Major: Fill us in. 4 00:00:11,485 --> 00:00:13,025 Woman: Victim is male, mid-30s. 5 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,745 Probable cause of death-- multiple blows to the head 6 00:00:14,845 --> 00:00:15,745 with a heavy vase. 7 00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:17,145 Carver: Witnesses? 8 00:00:17,245 --> 00:00:18,305 Woman: Body was found by the cleaner. 9 00:00:18,405 --> 00:00:19,425 She's got a key. 10 00:00:19,525 --> 00:00:21,525 No sign of the victim's wife. 11 00:00:22,845 --> 00:00:25,585 Major: This is it, boy. We're back! 12 00:00:25,685 --> 00:00:27,545 Carver: Well done, mate. You made it. 13 00:00:27,645 --> 00:00:29,345 Major: Murder. Oh, maybe even double murder. 14 00:00:29,445 --> 00:00:31,255 Touch wood. Carver: No, let's not touch anything. 15 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,424 Major: Could be organized crime. 16 00:00:32,524 --> 00:00:34,504 Serial killer. Who knows? 17 00:00:34,604 --> 00:00:35,744 Carver: Maybe we should try and find out, 18 00:00:35,844 --> 00:00:37,144 what with that being our job. 19 00:00:37,244 --> 00:00:40,884 Major: Oh, we will, mate. We're the best. 20 00:00:48,124 --> 00:00:51,144 Yeah. Ooh! 21 00:00:51,244 --> 00:00:52,624 Woman: There's your weapon. 22 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:54,984 Cash and jewelry untouched, 23 00:00:55,084 --> 00:00:57,304 along with the victim's passport. 24 00:00:57,404 --> 00:00:58,864 The wife's passport is missing. 25 00:00:58,964 --> 00:01:00,944 Major: Gets better. This could be international. 26 00:01:01,043 --> 00:01:02,823 Carver: Why are you in such a good mood? 27 00:01:02,923 --> 00:01:04,543 There's been a brutal murder. 28 00:01:04,643 --> 00:01:07,783 Major: I was saving this news for later but... 29 00:01:07,883 --> 00:01:09,883 I've moved back in with Kelly! 30 00:01:11,123 --> 00:01:12,623 Carver: What? Major: Ha ha! 31 00:01:12,723 --> 00:01:14,343 Woman: This pattern of blood spatter is 32 00:01:14,443 --> 00:01:16,863 consistent with... Carver: Can you shut up a minute? 33 00:01:16,963 --> 00:01:18,623 You've moved back in? Major: Well, early days. 34 00:01:18,723 --> 00:01:19,983 I'm in the spare room. We're trying to get 35 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:21,743 some kind of routine back, you know? 36 00:01:21,843 --> 00:01:23,183 Carver: It's a bit far on, isn't it? 37 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,743 Major: Well, the marriage is at a crossroads, Roy. 38 00:01:24,843 --> 00:01:25,863 We have to turn one way or the other. 39 00:01:25,963 --> 00:01:27,543 We can't just carry on. 40 00:01:27,643 --> 00:01:29,263 Carver: That's a huge option. Major: Is it? 41 00:01:29,363 --> 00:01:31,183 Woman: Sir, before the blood dries, I think we should-- 42 00:01:31,282 --> 00:01:32,782 Carver: What about the other fellow she's been seeing? 43 00:01:32,882 --> 00:01:34,302 Major: We talked about that. It's over. 44 00:01:34,402 --> 00:01:35,902 Carver: You don't know whether or not Kelly's 45 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:37,622 still got feelings for this other fellow. 46 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,022 Major: I know you're trying to protect me, Roy, 47 00:01:39,122 --> 00:01:41,262 but I'm doing this with my eyes open. 48 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:42,742 Woman: Sir, I think we should-- 49 00:01:42,842 --> 00:01:43,862 Carver: Can you keep your mouth shut 50 00:01:43,962 --> 00:01:45,942 for a minute, please? Jesus! 51 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:48,122 Major: Carver! Carver: I'm sorry. 52 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,542 Major: You all right, Roy? 53 00:01:51,642 --> 00:01:53,642 I'll deal with all this, then, shall I? 54 00:01:55,402 --> 00:01:57,402 Well, come on, then. We ain't got all day. 55 00:02:05,361 --> 00:02:07,261 Kelly: That's great, Mike. So, now that we've established 56 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,741 that your drinking is related to anxiety 57 00:02:10,841 --> 00:02:12,941 trigged by loud noises and aggression. 58 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:15,261 [Bang] Carver: Why the fuck didn't you tell me? 59 00:02:15,361 --> 00:02:17,981 Kelly: Roy, I'm--what-- I'm-I'm-I'm with a patient. 60 00:02:18,081 --> 00:02:20,221 Carver: What? You forgot to mention it? 61 00:02:20,321 --> 00:02:21,861 Kelly: This is about John moving back in. 62 00:02:21,961 --> 00:02:23,021 Carver: I don't know, Kelly. How many other 63 00:02:23,121 --> 00:02:24,381 secrets have you got? 64 00:02:24,481 --> 00:02:26,021 Kelly: I'm really sorry about that. 65 00:02:26,121 --> 00:02:27,541 It's just that John insisted on telling you himself. 66 00:02:27,641 --> 00:02:29,341 Carver: Yeah, he told me, at a murder scene 67 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,940 standing over a caved-in skull. 68 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,020 Told me how you welcomed him back with open arms 69 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,900 and what a happy marriage you've got again. 70 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,140 Kelly: No. No. No. I've just-- 71 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,220 I have decided that my marriage is 72 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,500 worth a chance, and if it doesn't work out, 73 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,700 then I need to give it the space 74 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,100 to die naturally before... 75 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,060 Carver: Drop the psychobabble bullshit. 76 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,200 You're not in one of your therapy sessions now. 77 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,740 Kelly: Thank you. Carver: It's not like you were 78 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,620 happy with John before he got shot. 79 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,380 You told me you were about to leave him. 80 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,020 Kelly: Yeah, but things have changed. He's changed. 81 00:02:59,119 --> 00:03:01,539 Carver: How would you know? You've hardly spent any time with him. 82 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,659 Kelly: Well, I'm gonna spend time with him now. 83 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:05,059 Carver: Let me save you the trouble. 84 00:03:05,159 --> 00:03:07,699 He's still an arrogant, selfish gobshite. 85 00:03:07,799 --> 00:03:09,799 Kelly: Says the man shouting at me. 86 00:03:11,719 --> 00:03:13,999 [Carver sighs] 87 00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:21,039 Kelly: Heh. 88 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:23,699 I think this would be a really good time for us 89 00:03:23,799 --> 00:03:25,899 to have a chat about 90 00:03:25,999 --> 00:03:29,199 therapist-patient confidentiality. Ha ha! 91 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,738 Major: I need you to collect traffic camera footage 92 00:03:37,838 --> 00:03:39,498 on the area surrounding the crime scene. 93 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:41,058 Sorry. I've blanked on your name. 94 00:03:41,158 --> 00:03:42,978 Williams: Well, the name you usually call me is Judy. 95 00:03:43,078 --> 00:03:44,418 I'm actually-- Major: Judy! 96 00:03:44,518 --> 00:03:47,458 That's it. ASAP, if you would. 97 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:49,338 Williams: My name's not Judy. 98 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,538 Major: Roy? 99 00:03:51,638 --> 00:03:53,218 What do you think of this vase? 100 00:03:53,318 --> 00:03:54,538 Carver: It's the murder weapon. 101 00:03:54,638 --> 00:03:56,178 Major: Not the actual one, but yeah. 102 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:58,218 High street, 16.99. 103 00:03:58,317 --> 00:03:59,857 Carver: What are you thinking? Major: Well, I just thought 104 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:01,697 it was the kind of thing that Kelly would like. 105 00:04:01,797 --> 00:04:03,377 Is it weird, though, giving her something 106 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,417 I saw used as a murder weapon? 107 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:08,177 Carver: I think you should definitely give it to her. 108 00:04:08,277 --> 00:04:10,137 Make sure you tell her where you got the idea from. 109 00:04:10,237 --> 00:04:12,537 Major: Yes. I'll give it to her later. 110 00:04:12,637 --> 00:04:15,337 We're nipping home together for lunch. Jacket potato. 111 00:04:15,437 --> 00:04:17,737 Carver: John, we're lead investigators on a murder case. 112 00:04:17,837 --> 00:04:19,417 We've got a press conference at half 12. 113 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:21,897 You can't just nip home for a potato. 114 00:04:21,997 --> 00:04:23,537 Major: You just went AWOL at the crime scene. 115 00:04:23,637 --> 00:04:25,737 What was all that about? 116 00:04:25,837 --> 00:04:29,757 Carver: Uh...I was keeping tabs on Gilbert and Ryle. 117 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:33,456 I think it's time we let the boss know 118 00:04:33,556 --> 00:04:34,976 she's got bent coppers in the unit. 119 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:36,616 Major: We need to get more evidence first. 120 00:04:36,716 --> 00:04:38,216 Carver: No, we need to do whatever it takes. 121 00:04:38,316 --> 00:04:39,936 It's time they got what's coming to them, 122 00:04:40,036 --> 00:04:42,056 no matter how many long hours we have to work. 123 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,096 [Slams vase on desk] 124 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,416 Major: I'll get Judy to gift-wrap it. 125 00:04:45,516 --> 00:04:47,516 [Carver sighs] 126 00:04:51,796 --> 00:04:53,736 Dennett: That's a hell of an accusation. 127 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:56,376 Two bent coppers at the heart of my unit. 128 00:04:56,475 --> 00:04:58,575 Well, that'd make me a damn fool. 129 00:04:58,675 --> 00:05:00,375 Have you got any evidence for this? 130 00:05:00,475 --> 00:05:02,815 Major: That time you arrested a horse? 131 00:05:02,915 --> 00:05:04,695 Carver: Not as such, boss. Major got 132 00:05:04,795 --> 00:05:06,495 the information through reading her lips. 133 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:07,935 Major: It's an A.I. thing, probably. 134 00:05:08,035 --> 00:05:11,135 Dennett: So, if I mouth the lyrics to, 135 00:05:11,235 --> 00:05:13,415 "Hotel California," say, you could read them. 136 00:05:13,515 --> 00:05:15,335 Major: Mm. 137 00:05:15,435 --> 00:05:17,595 [Mouthing words] 138 00:05:24,995 --> 00:05:26,445 Did you get that? Major: Yes, boss, 139 00:05:26,554 --> 00:05:28,334 and it does sound like a lovely place. 140 00:05:28,434 --> 00:05:29,494 Dennett: OK. You've convinced me. 141 00:05:29,594 --> 00:05:31,094 But I still need hard evidence. 142 00:05:31,194 --> 00:05:32,734 Carver: So, what are we meant to do? 143 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:34,834 Dennett: First, don't raise any suspicions. 144 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,334 One-way blackout glass. 145 00:05:42,434 --> 00:05:44,494 Offers complete privacy if you want to talk to me 146 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,814 about any developments. 147 00:05:45,914 --> 00:05:47,134 Carver: Boss, you know that you can 148 00:05:47,234 --> 00:05:48,654 see through that from the other side. 149 00:05:48,754 --> 00:05:50,774 Dennett: No. No, it's one-way glass. 150 00:05:50,874 --> 00:05:53,534 Carver: Yeah, that's what the one-way bit means. 151 00:05:53,634 --> 00:05:57,414 Dennett: What--people can see in? Now? 152 00:05:57,513 --> 00:05:59,513 Carver: Yeah. 153 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:04,813 Dennett: So, all the time I've had this fitted, 154 00:06:04,913 --> 00:06:06,573 you've always been able to see in. 155 00:06:06,673 --> 00:06:08,533 Carver: Yeah. 156 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:10,793 Dennett: Last Wednesday morning, for example? 157 00:06:12,753 --> 00:06:14,993 Carver: Yeah. [Major sighs] 158 00:06:17,033 --> 00:06:19,333 About Gilbert and Ryle, boss, um, 159 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:21,333 we think they're taking orders from a criminal 160 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:22,653 known as the Juggler. 161 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:24,753 Does that name mean anything to you? 162 00:06:27,232 --> 00:06:29,252 Boss? Dennett: Huh? 163 00:06:29,352 --> 00:06:32,292 Carver: We'll, we'll investigate further, boss. 164 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,392 Keep you updated. 165 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,012 Major: She was no help. 166 00:06:40,112 --> 00:06:43,052 Carver: No, she said we needed evidence. 167 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:46,932 Let's get some. Follow my lead. 168 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,032 Major: Carver? 169 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:53,492 Carver: How are you two? How's tricks? 170 00:06:53,592 --> 00:06:56,532 Ryle: D.I. Carver. Metal Mickey. 171 00:06:56,631 --> 00:06:58,611 Carver: We just wanted to say thanks. 172 00:06:58,711 --> 00:06:59,971 We appreciate all the hard work 173 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,731 you've put in looking for John's killer. 174 00:07:01,831 --> 00:07:02,771 Don't we? 175 00:07:02,871 --> 00:07:04,731 Major: Ooh? Carver: Uh, 176 00:07:04,831 --> 00:07:07,051 maybe it's time we got over this thing between us. 177 00:07:07,151 --> 00:07:08,531 Gilbert: What thing? 178 00:07:08,631 --> 00:07:10,011 Carver: Taking the piss out of each other. 179 00:07:10,111 --> 00:07:11,211 Ryle: Well, the problem is, your mate's got 180 00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:12,891 a chip on his shoulder, 181 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:15,051 and a chip in his head and his spine and... 182 00:07:15,151 --> 00:07:17,011 Gilbert: She means, like, computer chips. 183 00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:19,571 Ryle: It's only banter, what with him being part I.T. 184 00:07:19,671 --> 00:07:21,131 Carver: A.I. Ryle: Whatever. 185 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:25,051 Major: You're both twats. How's that for banter? 186 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:27,250 Carver: So, would you fancy it, then? 187 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:28,650 Bevvie after work? 188 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:29,770 Ryle: Yeah. Let's just drop everything 189 00:07:29,870 --> 00:07:31,330 and go out with you two. 190 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:32,890 Gilbert: Well, you were sad when they never asked us 191 00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:34,990 to that pool tournament-- Ryle: Shut up. 192 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:40,330 What time were you thinking? 193 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:41,730 Carver: 7. 194 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:43,330 [Parfit mouths words] 195 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:47,010 Carver: Excuse me. 196 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,970 Gilbert: Did you tell her about the glass? 197 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:51,070 Major: Yeah. 198 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,470 Gilbert: Of course someone did. 199 00:07:56,029 --> 00:07:57,969 Carver: What's this? Parfit: Draft commission report 200 00:07:58,069 --> 00:07:59,569 into police A.I. 201 00:07:59,669 --> 00:08:01,809 It's the decision on whether Major lives or dies. 202 00:08:01,909 --> 00:08:03,289 Carver: This isn't due for another week. 203 00:08:03,389 --> 00:08:04,649 Parfit: You know me by now. 204 00:08:04,749 --> 00:08:06,749 I have skills. 205 00:08:09,029 --> 00:08:10,609 Read that. Carver: "This committee is 206 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:13,849 "reminded to countermand directive 5B 207 00:08:13,949 --> 00:08:16,129 with immediate effect." 208 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,009 Parfit: It's another way of saying switch him off. 209 00:08:18,109 --> 00:08:19,729 Read the next bit. 210 00:08:19,829 --> 00:08:21,529 Carver: "This is another way of saying switch him off." 211 00:08:21,629 --> 00:08:23,409 Parfit: Yeah. Carver: Well, he stopped the head 212 00:08:23,508 --> 00:08:24,768 of the committee from getting shot. 213 00:08:24,868 --> 00:08:26,128 How can he switch him off? 214 00:08:26,228 --> 00:08:27,408 Parfit: Well, since you asked, they fire 215 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,968 a powerful electromagnetic pulse 216 00:08:29,068 --> 00:08:31,128 directly into the base of the-- 217 00:08:31,228 --> 00:08:33,608 oh, no, see, you mean why would they. 218 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:35,608 Carver: So, hack it. You said you've got skills. 219 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,008 Change the report. 220 00:08:37,108 --> 00:08:38,808 Parfit: I can't hack their brains, Roy. 221 00:08:38,908 --> 00:08:40,208 You want them to change their minds, 222 00:08:40,308 --> 00:08:41,808 try solving some more fucking crimes, 223 00:08:41,908 --> 00:08:43,528 and ideally in the next week. 224 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:45,088 Carver: Fine! OK. 225 00:08:45,188 --> 00:08:46,928 We'll solve this murder. 226 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:47,928 On Bluefinch. 227 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,888 And we'll expose Gilbert and Ryle. 228 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,128 Total focus. 229 00:08:51,228 --> 00:08:52,328 We'll work harder than we've 230 00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:54,127 ever worked in our lives. 231 00:08:54,227 --> 00:09:00,047 Major: This is a nice potato. Fluffy. 232 00:09:00,147 --> 00:09:02,047 Kelly: It's a lovely vase. Thank you. 233 00:09:02,147 --> 00:09:03,567 Major: And we know it won't break, 234 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,667 even if you really whack it on something. 235 00:09:08,947 --> 00:09:11,567 [Kelly groans] Major: Do you know what's strange? 236 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,647 Kelly: Hmm? John: Even when I was dead, 237 00:09:13,747 --> 00:09:15,527 you still recorded my favorite shows-- 238 00:09:15,627 --> 00:09:17,487 "World Series of Darts," "Ice Road Truckers." 239 00:09:17,587 --> 00:09:19,967 Kelly: Did I? John: You don't watch any of those shows. 240 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:22,807 Only me. And Roy, of course. Heh. 241 00:09:22,906 --> 00:09:25,546 He loves "Ice Road Truckers" more than I do. 242 00:09:27,306 --> 00:09:29,306 If I didn't know better... 243 00:09:31,466 --> 00:09:33,486 Do you know what I'd think? 244 00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:35,586 Kelly: No. What? 245 00:09:36,226 --> 00:09:38,226 Major: I think you knew I was coming back. 246 00:09:40,786 --> 00:09:41,846 Kelly: You can watch them all now. 247 00:09:41,946 --> 00:09:43,686 It's good. 248 00:09:43,786 --> 00:09:45,766 [Plate clatters on table] 249 00:09:45,866 --> 00:09:49,406 Major: No. I'm deleting them. 250 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,006 I don't want to watch darts, Kelly. 251 00:09:51,105 --> 00:09:54,565 All I want to do is spend every spare minute with you. 252 00:09:54,665 --> 00:09:56,605 Al, play something romantic. ["The Stripper" playing] 253 00:09:56,705 --> 00:09:58,005 Kelly: Al, don't. [Music stops] 254 00:09:58,105 --> 00:10:01,125 This isn't about grand gestures like 255 00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:03,005 deleting the darts. 256 00:10:03,105 --> 00:10:07,165 Let's try and just get back to our old routine. 257 00:10:07,265 --> 00:10:09,085 Major: I don't want to go back to old routines. 258 00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:11,285 Old routines was me being at work all the time, 259 00:10:11,385 --> 00:10:13,045 neglecting you. 260 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:14,205 Keeping the streets safe. 261 00:10:14,305 --> 00:10:15,405 Kelly: We both made mistakes. 262 00:10:15,505 --> 00:10:17,505 Major: You didn't. 263 00:10:20,425 --> 00:10:22,755 Woman on TV: Good morning. Kelly: Oh, look at that. Ha ha! 264 00:10:22,864 --> 00:10:26,164 Major: Oh, hello. Look who's on TV. 265 00:10:26,264 --> 00:10:27,644 Al, full screen. 266 00:10:27,744 --> 00:10:29,164 Dennett: Yesterday, police were called to 267 00:10:29,264 --> 00:10:32,884 a residence in response to an emergency call. 268 00:10:32,984 --> 00:10:36,764 The victim was identified as Mr. Grant Barlow. 269 00:10:36,864 --> 00:10:38,884 We're currently seeking a woman in her thirties 270 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:40,844 to assist with our inquiry. 271 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:43,164 Kelly: That's the case that you're working on, John. 272 00:10:43,264 --> 00:10:46,044 Major: Working? I'm leading the inquiry. 273 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:47,924 Dennett: But be assured our best officers 274 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,964 are working around the clock on this. 275 00:10:50,063 --> 00:10:51,923 Kelly: Shouldn't you be sitting in that chair? 276 00:10:52,023 --> 00:10:54,143 Major: This is the only chair for me. 277 00:10:55,503 --> 00:10:56,803 Kelly: 39 missed calls. Major: I know. 278 00:10:56,903 --> 00:10:58,243 That's why I put it on silent. 279 00:10:58,343 --> 00:10:59,403 Kelly: My God, John, you need to get to work. 280 00:10:59,503 --> 00:11:00,523 Get up, you need to work! 281 00:11:00,623 --> 00:11:02,623 Major: W-we haven't had pudding! 282 00:11:05,783 --> 00:11:07,363 [Beep] Man on radio: All units, Code 2. 283 00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:09,763 Murder suspect Rebecca Barlow's phone has been located. 284 00:11:09,863 --> 00:11:11,443 Circulating coordinates. 285 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:13,543 Carver: D.I. Carver on the way. 286 00:11:24,582 --> 00:11:25,842 Carver: Mrs. Barlow? 287 00:11:25,942 --> 00:11:27,942 Mrs. Barlow: No. 288 00:11:28,662 --> 00:11:31,582 Carver: Funny. That's the name on your card. 289 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,402 Getting cash for the weekend? 290 00:11:34,502 --> 00:11:35,782 Mrs. Barlow: That's right. Voice of ATM: Please take your 291 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,602 1.5 million Colombian pesos. 292 00:11:38,702 --> 00:11:40,562 Carver: Want to follow me? Mrs. Barlow: Yeah. 293 00:11:40,662 --> 00:11:42,662 Carver: Not gonna run away? Mrs. Barlow: No. 294 00:11:49,781 --> 00:11:51,841 Carver: Mrs. Barlow, you don't seem very upset 295 00:11:51,941 --> 00:11:53,201 about the death of your husband. 296 00:11:53,301 --> 00:11:55,301 Why is that? 297 00:11:55,821 --> 00:11:58,941 Major: Sorry I'm late. I miss much? 298 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,521 Carver: For the benefit of the tape, 299 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,201 D.I. Major has entered the interview room. 300 00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:07,461 Mrs. Barlow, I'd like to show you something. 301 00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:13,901 The scene of your husband's death. 302 00:12:17,381 --> 00:12:19,381 Major: How about this one? 303 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:22,720 Me and my wife Kelly in Santorini. 304 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,600 I don't know if you've been there, but I have to say, 305 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,120 it is stunning. 306 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:29,280 And this is us at Wagamama. 307 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,920 Not a special occasion, but it's one of my favorite-- 308 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,520 Carver: D.I. Major, I think we should focus 309 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,240 on the murder investigation. 310 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:38,200 Major: Well, I just thought some photos of a loving relationship 311 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,520 might provoke a reaction. Fine. 312 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:42,700 We'll do it your way, Roy. [Scoffs] 313 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,720 Carver: How were things between you? 314 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,320 Would you say it was a happy marriage? 315 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:50,999 Major: Well, we've had our ups and downs, Roy, 316 00:12:51,099 --> 00:12:52,319 but so does everyone. 317 00:12:52,419 --> 00:12:53,719 One thing I will say, though, is-- 318 00:12:53,819 --> 00:12:55,519 Carver: I was talking to Mrs. Barlow. 319 00:12:55,619 --> 00:12:57,779 Major: Sorry. 'Course you were. 320 00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:03,719 Carver: What was you gonna say, though? 321 00:13:03,819 --> 00:13:05,959 Major: What? Carver: You said, "One thing I will say." 322 00:13:06,059 --> 00:13:07,799 Major: Well, it's just that I've realized 323 00:13:07,899 --> 00:13:11,959 that the key to a happy marriage is devotion. 324 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,159 Total focus on the other person, you know? 325 00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:16,679 Carver: Some people would say independence is important. 326 00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:17,999 Spending time apart. 327 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,438 Mrs. Barlow: Oh, I think he's romantic. 328 00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:20,798 Go home. Be with your wife. 329 00:13:20,898 --> 00:13:21,918 Major: You think? Mrs. Barlow: Yeah. 330 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,518 Carver: Don't listen to her. 331 00:13:23,618 --> 00:13:24,578 She's just clubbed her husband to death. 332 00:13:24,658 --> 00:13:25,918 Mrs. Barlow: Uh, I didn't. 333 00:13:26,018 --> 00:13:27,398 Major: With all due respect, Roy, 334 00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:29,118 she's been married. You haven't. 335 00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:30,438 Carver: Oh, like you, who had 336 00:13:30,538 --> 00:13:32,238 a very rocky marriage, actually. 337 00:13:32,338 --> 00:13:34,318 Major: Which is exactly why I'm devoting myself to Kelly now. 338 00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:35,958 Carver: And forgetting everything else? 339 00:13:36,058 --> 00:13:37,718 Mate, they're gonna switch it off. 340 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,398 I've read the report. 341 00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:41,918 This is serious! 342 00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:43,518 Major: Look, if they're gonna switch me off, 343 00:13:43,618 --> 00:13:44,538 all I wanna do with the time that I've got 344 00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:46,718 is be with my wife. 345 00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:48,558 For the benefit of the tape, D.I. Carver is shaking his head. 346 00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,117 Carver: Fine! If that's what you want. 347 00:13:50,217 --> 00:13:53,317 Give up. I'm sure I'll manage without you. 348 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,677 So will Kelly. 349 00:13:55,777 --> 00:13:57,157 Major: What's that supposed to mean? 350 00:13:57,257 --> 00:13:58,717 Carver: Well, she found a shoulder to cry on 351 00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:00,157 last time you died. 352 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,257 I'm sure she's still got that fella's number. 353 00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:05,477 Major: Why are you being such an asshole? 354 00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:06,957 Carver: To make you face the truth. 355 00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,717 Look, you can either roll over and die 356 00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:10,117 or you can do your job. 357 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,517 Crack this case, nail Gilbert and Ryle, 358 00:14:12,617 --> 00:14:14,757 and show those bastards on the committee 359 00:14:14,857 --> 00:14:16,857 that you're worth saving! 360 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:32,076 Major: So, Mrs. Barlow, 361 00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:34,176 where were you when your husband was murdered? 362 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,676 Take as long as you like. 363 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,636 We're not going anywhere. 364 00:14:39,736 --> 00:14:41,896 [Blows into balloon] 365 00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:48,835 I knew it would be worth it in the end. 366 00:14:48,935 --> 00:14:50,395 Carver: But she didn't tell us anything. 367 00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:51,595 Major: No, but I did make this smashing 368 00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:53,115 balloon octopus for Kelly. 369 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:55,395 Carver: Lovely. You can give it to her tomorrow. 370 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,795 Major: Eh? 371 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,715 Carver: We've got a date tonight, remember? 372 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,515 Ryle: I've never been computer dating. Have you? 373 00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:03,075 Gilbert: Yeah, a few times. 374 00:15:03,175 --> 00:15:04,335 Carver: No, he's not a computer. Ryle: That's all right. 375 00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:05,595 It's not a date. 376 00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:07,715 Gilbert: Go on, then, Robocop. 377 00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,515 Ryle: We've done that one already. 378 00:15:09,615 --> 00:15:11,395 Gilbert: Sorry. Robocop 2. 379 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,155 [Gilbert and Ryle laugh] 380 00:15:13,255 --> 00:15:14,675 Major: We have to do this. 381 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:16,545 Carver: We need evidence. So, be nice 382 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,914 and don't rise to the insults. 383 00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:19,474 Gilbert: 3 pints of lager and a can of 384 00:15:19,574 --> 00:15:21,034 WD-40, please, barman. 385 00:15:21,134 --> 00:15:23,954 [Ryle laughs] [Major squeezes balloon octopus] 386 00:15:24,054 --> 00:15:25,314 Carver: Be nice. 387 00:15:25,414 --> 00:15:27,914 We'll get them pissed and maybe they'll put up. 388 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,014 Major: Roger that. 389 00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:32,234 Man: Cheers. Gilbert: Cheers. 390 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:36,374 [Imitating robot] Like a robot. 391 00:15:42,014 --> 00:15:44,814 Major: Here we go. Cheers. 392 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,193 One more? One more? 393 00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:50,713 Gilbert and Ryle: Uhh! 394 00:15:50,813 --> 00:15:52,793 Major: How are you getting on with the case? 395 00:15:52,893 --> 00:15:54,113 Gilbert: There's things that I know about 396 00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:56,273 that you would not believe. 397 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,873 Major: Yeah. What things? 398 00:15:57,973 --> 00:16:00,873 Ryle: Things you wouldn't even think about. 399 00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:03,713 Major: Keep drinking. There you go, there you go. 400 00:16:03,813 --> 00:16:05,813 ...you've had enough, you've had enough. 401 00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:09,453 [Ball hits floor] [Gilbert crying] 402 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:23,712 Carver: Was a waste of time. 403 00:16:23,812 --> 00:16:26,512 Major: D.I. Gilbert told us a lot. 404 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:27,992 Carver: Yeah, about his awful divorce 405 00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:29,712 and living with his mum and no one loves him 406 00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:31,112 apart from his cat. 407 00:16:31,212 --> 00:16:32,592 Major: So, I asked him the cat's name. 408 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,992 Carver: Why? Major: Because I bet you 409 00:16:34,092 --> 00:16:36,592 any money that's his computer password. 410 00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:38,152 And that's gonna give us all the evidence we need 411 00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:40,632 that they're bent as a bottle of nine bob notes. 412 00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,872 Carver: Do you think he'd be that stupid? 413 00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:44,972 Let's try. 414 00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:49,171 Major: Ahh. 415 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,911 What was it now? Began with a "B," I think. 416 00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:55,391 Carver: Oh, for fuck's sake. 417 00:16:55,491 --> 00:16:58,311 Major: Billy. [Keyboard keys clacking] 418 00:16:58,411 --> 00:17:00,911 Bertie? [Keyboard keys clacking] 419 00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:03,011 Hang on. 420 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,051 [Carver mumbling] [Major dialing phone] 421 00:17:08,411 --> 00:17:10,031 [Line ringing] 422 00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:12,471 Woman: Hello? Major: Hello, Mrs. Gilbert. 423 00:17:12,571 --> 00:17:14,511 I'm so sorry to wake you. 424 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,950 This is D.I. Major here from Simon's work. 425 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,710 Mrs. Gilbert: Oh, hello, there. How are you? 426 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:20,750 Major: Very good, thanks. How are you? 427 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,430 Mrs. Gilbert: Yes, pretty well, thank you. 428 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,110 Major: Excellent. I was just wondering-- 429 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,310 what's his cat called? 430 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,670 Mrs. Gilbert: Uh, Humphrey. 431 00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:29,070 Major: Humphrey! I was way off. 432 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,710 Thanks, Mrs. Gilbert. Sleep tight. 433 00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:33,510 Mrs. Gilbert: All right. Bye. [Major hangs up phone] 434 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:35,910 Ahh. [Keyboard keys clacking] 435 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,110 No, that's not it. Cat's birthday? I'll ring her back. 436 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,310 Carver: Leave it. We'll get Parfit to hack it. 437 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,510 Major: OK. [Hangs up phone] 438 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:43,830 [Sighs] I'll ring Kelly 439 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,309 and tell her I'll be back late. 440 00:17:46,409 --> 00:17:47,789 Or do you think she'll be asleep? 441 00:17:47,889 --> 00:17:50,149 Carver: Yeah. I mean, I don't know, do I? 442 00:17:50,249 --> 00:17:52,589 Major: Maybe I should text. I don't know. What do you think? 443 00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:53,669 Carver: Look, she's your wife. 444 00:17:53,769 --> 00:17:54,829 Why do you keep asking me? 445 00:17:54,929 --> 00:17:56,929 Major: Well, sorry, Roy, I just-- 446 00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,869 My way of trying to be a better man 447 00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:03,769 is to keep asking myself, "What would Roy do?" 448 00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:09,909 Carver: Go home. 449 00:18:10,009 --> 00:18:12,069 Major: But we're working round the clock. 450 00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:13,908 Carver: Go on. Your wife's waiting for you. 451 00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:15,348 You've done enough for today. 452 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,588 Major: All right. 453 00:18:17,688 --> 00:18:19,388 Hopefully, I'll get a bit of action. Ha! 454 00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:21,488 See you tomorrow. 455 00:18:23,488 --> 00:18:25,808 [Carver sighs] 456 00:18:27,288 --> 00:18:28,868 Thank you. 457 00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:31,468 I need you to hack a computer. 458 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,508 Parfit: What am I? I.T. support? 459 00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:35,828 Carver: Yeah. 460 00:18:35,928 --> 00:18:37,708 Parfit: I'm a little busy right now. 461 00:18:37,808 --> 00:18:39,108 Carver: Parfit, we're desperate. 462 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,668 Parfit: Really? So you haven't solved 463 00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,508 all the world's crimes and rooted out 464 00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:43,907 its corrupt cops? 465 00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:45,227 Quelle surprise. 466 00:18:45,327 --> 00:18:46,387 Carver: Look, Major's fucked, 467 00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:48,467 so, why don't you do something? 468 00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:49,827 Parfit: I have. 469 00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:51,507 To convince the committee, 470 00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:53,927 we have to show them a supercop, right? 471 00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:59,647 Meet John Major, version 3.0. 472 00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:02,727 You're welcome. 473 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,767 Major: Kel? Kelly: I'm in here. 474 00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:11,127 Major: Ohh. 475 00:19:12,606 --> 00:19:14,786 I am so sorry. 476 00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:16,106 Kelly: It's fine. Don't worry about it. 477 00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:17,746 Major: No, no, no, it's not fine. 478 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:18,906 All right? I said I'd be here. 479 00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:21,586 I said I'd cook. Look at me. 480 00:19:21,686 --> 00:19:23,946 4 hours late, smelling of booze. 481 00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:25,986 Kelly: Wine? You're on a murder case. 482 00:19:26,086 --> 00:19:27,706 You have to stay late. 483 00:19:27,806 --> 00:19:29,866 [Clattering] Major: You sound like Roy. 484 00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:31,946 Kelly: Huh? What do you mean? 485 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,466 Major: Just until now, he's been telling me, 486 00:19:33,566 --> 00:19:35,106 "Don't go home, stay and work, 487 00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:37,206 put your marriage on hold." 488 00:19:39,686 --> 00:19:41,666 Kelly: Roy told you to stay and work, did he? 489 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,145 Major: He's such a good mate. 490 00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:44,585 [Kelly chuckles] You think. 491 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:47,385 [Cell phone ringing] Speak of the devil. 492 00:19:47,485 --> 00:19:48,865 Roy. What do you want? 493 00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:52,105 Carver: I need him back at SIU. Right now. 494 00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:54,705 Well, he's only just sat down for his tea, so, um... 495 00:19:54,805 --> 00:19:55,705 Carver: Kelly, trust me on this. 496 00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:57,805 It's for his own good. 497 00:20:00,405 --> 00:20:02,405 Kelly: He needs you back at work. 498 00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:09,405 Major: Cheers, Roy. 499 00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:12,964 [Sigh] 500 00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:21,304 Carver: I'm getting a feeling of deja vu here. 501 00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:23,064 Parfit: This time's different. 502 00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:24,864 Carver: Why? Because this time it'll work? 503 00:20:24,964 --> 00:20:28,504 Parfit: Because this time we've got nothing to lose. 504 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:29,944 I've been cautious until now 505 00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:31,264 so as not to damage him. 506 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,504 This time, I've thrown everything at him-- 507 00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:35,504 speed, memory, processing power. 508 00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:36,864 It'll either blow his brains up 509 00:20:36,964 --> 00:20:40,884 or make him significantly less...shit. 510 00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:48,543 Major: Who set me up? Give me a name! 511 00:20:48,643 --> 00:20:50,643 Man: Juggler. 512 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,103 Major: I'm the best cop in the unit, mate. 513 00:20:55,203 --> 00:20:57,203 They had to bring me back. 514 00:20:58,803 --> 00:21:00,663 Holy shit of Jesus. 515 00:21:00,763 --> 00:21:02,143 Who did this to you? 516 00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:04,243 Carver: The Juggler? Man: Juggler. 517 00:21:05,483 --> 00:21:07,483 [Carver screams indistinctly] 518 00:21:08,723 --> 00:21:10,763 Man: Uhh! [Truck's horn honking] 519 00:21:11,802 --> 00:21:14,362 [Puppies whimpering, barking] 520 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,041 [Beeping] 521 00:21:56,401 --> 00:21:58,401 Major: I know everything. 522 00:22:04,681 --> 00:22:07,841 I also made you this. It's a snake. 523 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,680 Carver: Jesus Christ, John, you never said you had a gun. 524 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,500 Kelly: Do you think that John knows about Roy and I? 525 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,140 Man: I'm just a low-level drug dealer. 526 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,240 Carver: Oh, fuck off. 527 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,020 Woman: I could have you deported back to Disneyland 528 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,480 before you can say Golden Grahams. 529 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,340 Major: I'm covering you, Roy! 530 00:22:38,439 --> 00:22:40,439 Carver: No! I'm covering you! 531 00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:46,659 Major: Someone's coming. Carver: John, who is it? 532 00:22:46,759 --> 00:22:48,759 Major: Surprise, surprise.