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And what was the most
important thing Lincoln did?
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They say he was completely illiterate.
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Hmm, they don't say that,
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but what was the most
important thing he did?
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Starts with an "S"...
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- Shot in the head!
- Stovepipe hat!
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Guys, something he ended. Ssss...
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Guys... slavery! I'm
talking about slavery.
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Wow, you had to bring up slavery.
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Yeah, way to bum everyone out, dude.
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Hi! We're back from our trip.
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We went to this little hidden
gem called "the state of Ohio."
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It's amazing. Akron was so romantic.
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They have these things called
water parks that are like
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giant toilets that you bring
your entire family to swim in.
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And, we brought Cincinnati chili!
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It's so foul. They mix
cheese with chocolate
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with meat and they dump it
on spaghetti for no reason!
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It's not bad.
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The spaghetti really brings
out the chocolate in the beef.
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Great, gross.
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Can we get back to class, please?
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Yeah, let's learn about America.
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I love it!
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Did you know there's a state
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named after Flo Rida?
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The singer.
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Mm.
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Yeah, okay, we have a lot of work to do.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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We brought magnets!
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Okay, did everybody get a magnet?
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Not everyone got the one they wanted.
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You got the sign for I-70.
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That's the third biggest
highway in Ohio.
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Then trade me for Drew Carey.
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Hell no, he's the pride of Cleveland.
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Oh, no, Jun Ho. It's Heinrich!
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- Why is Heinrich calling?
- Who's Heinrich?
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He's our dad's right-hand
man or arsonist or whatever
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and he never calls.
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- Pick up, pick up!
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Guten tag, Mei Lin and Jun Ho.
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It has been one year since
your father gave you
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a significant amount of his
money for your business,
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and he requests a progress report.
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The business... um... slaps.
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I was just saying yesterday
how the business slaps.
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He was just saying that. It goes off,
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so there's your update.
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If it slaps as you say,
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there will be no problem
when I arrive tomorrow
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and see for myself.
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Oh, no, Dad's checking up on us.
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This is so bad.
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Our father is impossible to please.
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One time someone sold him a
Picasso that was "too cube-y,"
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and he made the guy eat
the painting... frame, too.
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Wait a second, this Heinrich guy,
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he said you guys have a business?
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I've only seen you wear a suit once,
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and it was completely backless.
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It's for our immigration process.
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We're in America on an EB-5 visa...
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it's for investors of
$1 million or more.
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Is that not how you guys got your visas?
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What does your business do?
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Um... stocks?
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No, no, no, It's... computers?
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Or, like, tiny hats for dogs?
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It's somewhere in that area.
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Whatever it is, we gotta
figure it out quick.
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I mean, Garrett, can... can you help us?
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You're like the smartest
business guy we know.
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Uh... that's probably not true.
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I'm living in my sister's office
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until my Pokémon cards
regain their value.
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Please? If this goes badly,
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our dad will be so mad.
He could cut us off.
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Or he could make us leave America
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and we've made so many
good friends here.
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Dad is so mean. He's not like our moms.
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Moms? I thought you were twins.
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We're half-twins.
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We were born at the same time
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to different moms.
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- Where do your moms live?
- Don't worry about it... they're safe.
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Didn't ask that,
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but, I can tell from the
way you're saying it
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that they're definitely not safe.
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Well, they are, though,
and wherever they are,
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they're always free to come
and go as they please.
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But they never want to
because they're safe.
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That is so deeply concerning,
but I did promise
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I'd help you, so I'm in!
Let's go see your business.
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Cool. Do you remember where it is?
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Whoo! I did it.
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With this three dollar
tip from this $75 check,
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I finally have enough to
buy... my dream fridge!
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You know you can dream
about anything, right?
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Like, you could be married
to Kate Upton, in space,
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and you're just crushing
her at "Fortnite."
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This fridge is my dream.
It has an ice maker
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that has three types of ice.
Cubed, crushed, and melted.
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- You mean water?
- It has three types of ice.
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Do you hear that? Music is...
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♪ truly everywhere ♪
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No, no street performers.
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¡Mi amor!
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This is my son, Erik.
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Someday he's gonna be a Broadway star.
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Everyone's a star
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in the greatest show of all... life.
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What a fun way to look at the world.
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I like this guy!
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He wrote his very own
play, all by himself.
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Oh, it's a hip-hop musical
based on the life
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of former Vice President Walter Mondale.
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That sentence sucked.
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Yeah, I was reading
Mondale's autobiography,
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and I just like, "This is hip-hop."
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Fun! It sounds kind of like "Hamilton."
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It's nothing like "Hamilton."
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They took place in
completely different years.
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You're gonna trigger your psoriasis.
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Ah, you're right.
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So, have you talked to your bar manager?
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Is he willing to let this humble player
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tread these trusty boards?
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It's all set, baby.
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You get to do your play right here!
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And I just have to babysit
the boss's kids for a month.
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No, you can't just put on
your musical in a bar, okay?
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This is a sacred place.
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People are trying to drink
themselves to death.
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I beg to differ. There
is a long tradition
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of troubadours traveling
from alehouse to alehouse,
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pouring their stories from
the taps of their souls
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into the mugs of our ears.
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Yep, I'm done.
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This is it.
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- Whoa.
- Is someone there?
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My God, you're back.
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You said you were going
to lunch ten months ago.
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What happened? Was it good?
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Hi, so what exactly is your job here?
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The thing is, after you guys hired me,
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you never actually told me what to do.
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Now we have a task for you.
Go get us some doughnuts.
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I have an MBA from Stanford.
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Go get the doughnuts!
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You're the boss.
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This is so bad.
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If our dad finds out that
we wasted all of his money,
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we are screwed.
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What if he makes us leave America?
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We just saw Ohio... we haven't
even been to Flo Rida!
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We can figure this out, okay?
We just have to come up
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with a business right here.
How hard can it be?
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That weird clown came up with McDonalds.
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Okay, we just have to
think of something to sell
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that everyone wants, but isn't opioids.
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Oh... one big shoe that
fits both of your feet.
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- Yes... or opioids.
- Jun Ho, no!
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Okay, uh, a zoo that,
instead of animals,
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it's celebrity babies.
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Why can't our business do nothing?
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You guys actually happen to be talking
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to an expert in doing nothing.
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My time in City Council
taught me that most "work"
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is actually just the
appearance of doing work.
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For instance, if you
walked by my office,
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you would've seen me typing away.
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What you would not have
seen was that the keyboard
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was unplugged and I was busy
watching "G.I. Joe" re-runs.
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Do you think Heinrich
would fall for that?
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The entire city of New
York fell for that...
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which I regret. I'm working on myself.
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Oh, okay, but what do we do?
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The good news is, your dad
isn't coming personally.
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He's sending one of his lackeys,
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so I guess the best thing for
us to do is to razzle-dazzle
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that person, make sure he doesn't think
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you're a couple of screw ups,
and then we can get started
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on that big shoe.
I really like that idea.
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I like your fake vision
for our fake business.
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You're fake hired.
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Let's get to fake work.
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Can we get to fake lunch first?
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If we want this to work,
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your business needs
to seem professional.
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That means we need to dress the part,
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so no more full-length minks.
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Understood. Shorter minks.
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We also need to turn this
empty shell of a room
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into an office.
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Jun Ho, you're in charge of decorating.
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Yes... love. Uh, what were you thinking?
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"Kitty Cat Catacomb"?
"Mountain Dew Dollywood"?
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Office, okay. Chairs, desks, computers.
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Well, it's your money.
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No, it's your money.
You know that, right?
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Oh, right. I'm rich.
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Mei Lin, I need you
to hire some workers.
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When Heinrich comes, this place
needs to be filled with people.
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Fill the office with hot people.
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- They don't have to be hot.
- Well that's a deal breaker for me.
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All right, fine. Make them hot.
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I'll do what I do best,
which is talking endlessly
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without actually saying anything.
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Oh, what exactly does the business do?
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Ah, yes. What does the business do?
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We ideate logistical solutions
to diversify deliverables
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with multi-platform synergy
and pivot to B2B paradigms
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through disruptive mind shares.
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Wow! What does that mean?
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Nothing... it was nonsense,
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but Heinrich's never gonna know that.
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Now, let's get out there and do this.
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- You guys got this!
- Got what?
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The whole hiring people
and decorating thing...
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- come on, man.
- Oh, you were talking to us?
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I thought you were explaining a movie.
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Just go.
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Look, what do you think?
I sewed in reinforced elbows
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so that it stands up
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in the breakdance battle
against Jimmy Carter.
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I don't think Walter
Mondale was ever a judge.
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The robe is a metaphor
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for how the American people judged him.
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In good art, things can be other things.
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Mom, thank you so much
for all of your hard work,
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but is there any way that
we can make this neckline,
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like, 10% doper?
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Oh, mi amor, I'll make it 20% doper.
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Love the enthusiasm, but I did say ten.
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This dude sucks.
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It's bad enough how hard
he's making Griselda work.
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But that's not even the worst part.
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What's the worst part?
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He's making a musical. Musicals stink.
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I thought we were all on
the same page about this.
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I disagree. He's an artist
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and Griselda's a good mother.
She seems happy to help.
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Doesn't your mom let you
live with her for free?
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This is a problem. We
need to help Griselda.
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And I do with my mom, but it's not free.
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I pay in kisses.
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Aww.
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Oh, my God, this is amazing.
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Jun Ho, I'm so impressed!
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Yeah, well, I do have
a photographic memory
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of my dad's office. He did
lock me in there once
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for the entirety of the third grade
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because he didn't like a
birthday card I made for him.
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Yes I have PTSD,
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but I also have a great
visual reference!
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Well, now who are all these people?
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They are our servants.
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We explained what we're doing,
and they're excited to help.
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This is our gardener Yao.
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Hey, nice to meet you, Yao.
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_
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_
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Ah, sorry, bud. I don't speak Chinese!
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And this is our spiritual
shaman Shadowheart,
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but he's pretending to be
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a Microsoft Excel expert named Ryan.
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Pain is beauty.
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Cool, maybe you shouldn't talk.
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Silence is pain.
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Hey, guys, this could actually
pass for a real business.
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You should be very proud of yourselves.
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Honestly, Jun Ho, you did so good.
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Sometimes I wish I was you.
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No, you did so good.
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And listen, I know a lot
of people say this,
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but when I die, I want
you to take my skin,
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make me a jacket, and wear me every day.
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Aww, I already picked a designer.
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All right, that's Heinrich.
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Heinrich!
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Garrett Modi, Executive Vice President
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of Management Resources,
East Coast Division.
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My time is very valuable, Mr. Modi.
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Let us get down to business.
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Yes, let's do a business.
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Can we offer you a coffee? Water?
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- Bones of your enemies?
- No... thank you, Ryan.
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He's new.
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Let's make this
production meeting quick.
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I've got a lunch scheduled
with the man I used to be.
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How are the playbills coming?
294
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Pretty good. We've only
sold one ad... to me.
295
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Great, see if they'll buy more.
296
00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:53,749
Did we get a pull-quote from the
Mondale Historical Society?
297
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They said, um, "Please don't do this."
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Mother, I am so honored
to be here with you
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on the precipice of greatness.
300
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,080
- Let's just close our eyes...
- Yes, yes.
301
00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:05,969
... take a deep breath...
302
00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:06,970
and leap.
303
00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:09,139
Also, can you wash these
tights? They're stinky.
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Gratitude.
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00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:11,880
Of course, mi amor.
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00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:14,760
So, uh... Erik is keeping
you pretty busy.
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This is his dream,
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so everything has to be perfect.
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00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:22,069
This is going to be the "T" in
his... EGOTTCCCKCBBMA.
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00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,120
His Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony,
Teen Choice, Critic's Choice,
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Kid's Choice, BAFTA,
Billboard Music Award.
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Right... uh, speaking of dreams,
313
00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:30,499
- how's the new fridge?
- The fridge is gonna have to wait.
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00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,660
The costs of the play
keep adding up, so now,
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00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:34,360
if you'll excuse me, I have to go online
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00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:36,180
and bid on Walter Mondale's cufflinks.
317
00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:39,380
Erik needs to feel him in his wrists.
318
00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:42,000
- Just... genius.
- Yeah.
319
00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:43,540
Okay, you were right.
320
00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:45,639
Erik is making Griselda
give up her dream fridge.
321
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,460
- We need to talk to him.
- Yes...
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I made a promise to myself
to stop any musical
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if I had the chance. New
York needs us right now.
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Welcome to Business Investment Solutions
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where the future of today meets
the tomorrow of yesterday.
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00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,080
Now, we can sit here
all day and tell you
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how we're optimizing our core
assets across multiple sectors,
328
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:09,240
or we can just cut right to the chase.
329
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Let's run the numbers.
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In the first year of operation,
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companies like Amazon and Google
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lost hundreds of millions of dollars.
333
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,800
Business Investment Solutions, however,
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lost only the cost of office space
335
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and one mid-level employee.
336
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If we project outwards,
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the results really speak for themselves.
338
00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:29,429
Now how am I so sure of that?
339
00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:33,020
I... just... know.
340
00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:36,230
I must call your father now.
341
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,689
So, what do you think?
Do you think we pulled it off?
342
00:11:40,690 --> 00:11:42,730
I don't know, this guy's
really hard to read.
343
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,860
Oh, he's coming, he's coming... be cool!
344
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,789
I have told your father exactly
what was going on here...
345
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,169
Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm.
346
00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:50,790
And he's intrigued.
347
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,839
He will come in person to do a
complete financial analysis
348
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,379
and if I were you, I would make sure
349
00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,589
every single dollar is accounted for.
350
00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,770
And have some Fresca in the fridge.
351
00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:01,360
He likes Fresca.
352
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,590
Oh, my God, Mei Lin. We did it!
353
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,490
Our dad's finally gonna be proud of us.
354
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,850
He might even hug us for once
355
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,580
instead of sending one of
those bodyguards do it.
356
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,350
And maybe we'll see him smile finally,
357
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,590
and put to rest that
rumor that he has fangs.
358
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,050
No, guys, hey! This is
actually really bad.
359
00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:18,779
Your dad wants to come see our books.
360
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,239
We don't have any books! We
made that part up, remember?
361
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,619
He's going to see through this.
362
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,550
Oh, my God, you're right.
363
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,360
What if the rumors are true and
he really does have fangs?
364
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,499
This can still work, okay?
We just need to come up
365
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,340
with another business idea
to keep this thing going,
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00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:34,209
like a hospital for verified
Twitter users only.
367
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:35,520
Or like glasses that,
when you wear them,
368
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,009
you can see how much poop is in someone.
369
00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:38,969
Or, we can still build
that celebrity baby zoo.
370
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,639
Hey, Yao, get Chicago West
on the phone immediately.
371
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,559
Look, guys, we had a
good run, but it's over.
372
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,840
It's time to come clean.
373
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,920
Your dad is way too smart
for this... besides,
374
00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,160
we don't have nearly enough time
375
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,420
for R-and-D on poop glasses.
376
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,899
You can't bail now. This was your idea.
377
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,519
I know that... and it
was a really bad one.
378
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,600
Trust me, every bone in my
body wants to double down
379
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,449
on this right now, but
when does that end?
380
00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,239
I spent my entire life faking it.
381
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,320
Where has that gotten me?
I went from partying
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00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,579
with Criss Angel to sleeping
on my sister's couch.
383
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:06,578
Which one of those is
supposed to be the bad one?
384
00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:09,020
I'm really sorry, okay?
But if you want my advice,
385
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,030
just tell him the truth.
386
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,660
Tell the truth?
387
00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:13,589
Okay, let's play that one out.
388
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,680
- Dad.
- Mm?
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00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:19,830
We forgot to start a business and
we wasted a bunch of your money.
390
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,280
- Oh, honey, that's okay.
- Wow.
391
00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:24,240
Thanks, Dad. I thought that you'd be...
392
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,800
ah, what's that? Oh, my God, it's bees!
393
00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:32,180
So many bees! Dad, call off the bees!
394
00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:34,899
Okay, are you happy
now? Mei Lin is dead.
395
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,840
Does anybody else have
any other pitches?
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00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:37,930
No bad ideas.
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00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,270
Blood dungeon.
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00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,840
Wow, Shadowheart, love
that you're pitching,
399
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:44,320
but I don't see "blood dungeon"
as a viable business option.
400
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:45,500
You said no bad ideas.
401
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:48,040
Well, we just heard one.
Okay, Yao, how about you?
402
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,790
Come see "Mondale"! The
musical that has received
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00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,780
three cease-and-desist letters
from Lin-Manuel Miranda.
404
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,420
Yo, man, we need to talk.
405
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:58,169
You're being a real
buttmunch to your mom.
406
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,460
Buttmunch? Moi ?
407
00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:02,339
We feel like you're taking
advantage of Griselda's kindness.
408
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:05,260
Mother is my best friend...
after the theatre, of course.
409
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,099
If she had a problem with any
of this, she would've told me.
410
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,560
So you don't care that
she had to give up
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00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:09,639
her dream fridge?
412
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,439
A fridge of dreams?
Whatever do you mean?
413
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,080
She spent eight months saving
414
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,540
for the one thing she wanted.
415
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:18,020
And now all that money
is gone... to this.
416
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:20,560
I had no idea.
417
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:24,650
I have been so selfish.
Thank you for telling me.
418
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:28,070
Good note. Erik exits in contemplation.
419
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,540
We came up with a plan that
will solve everything.
420
00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:37,660
- You take the blame.
- Like you said, this is all your fault.
421
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,280
So just say that this was your idea
422
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,660
and then Dad will be
mad at you and not us
423
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:44,790
and then you'll be the one
exiled onto Skull Island.
424
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,299
I'm obviously not doing that.
425
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,480
Look, just admit that you messed up.
426
00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:51,020
Yes, he'll probably be mad at
you, but then he'll get over it.
427
00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:52,389
You know why? 'Cause he's your dad.
428
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,020
Well, what if he's so angry
429
00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:56,609
that we don't see him again
for another ten years?
430
00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:59,319
Sorry, you haven't seen
your father in ten years?
431
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,060
Well, technically he
sent one of his doubles
432
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:03,440
to our high school graduation,
so it's been more like 12.
433
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:06,360
I still can't figure out
what we did to upset him.
434
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,159
Do you think it's because
we drove one of his tanks
435
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,170
to prom without asking?
436
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,740
Oh, my God, we put it right back.
437
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,829
Guys, you're making it
seem like you're to blame.
438
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:16,079
Clearly he's the problem.
You have an absentee father.
439
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,660
Oh, my God, you're right.
440
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:22,040
I have a hole in my heart,
and it's not from the ketamine.
441
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:25,620
Dad gives us money, but
I'd rather have him.
442
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:27,180
- And the money.
- Oh, of course.
443
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,009
I mean, the money would be
there in every scenario.
444
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:33,179
Guys, if you want him in your
life more, you need to say so.
445
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,099
Also, while you're at it,
find out where your moms are.
446
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,939
We told you... they're safe.
447
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:40,479
Hey, Erik just told me he quit
"Mondale" because of you two.
448
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,779
He said he's going to apply
for a job here at the bar.
449
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,800
- This is a terrible job.
- You work here.
450
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,400
Yeah, that's how I know it's terrible!
451
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,610
Erik was clearly taking
advantage of you,
452
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:49,909
and we stopped it.
453
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:52,990
You two idiots had no right to do that.
454
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,060
I work this hard so that my
son can have a better life,
455
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:58,000
not so that he can have my life.
456
00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,780
And do either of you
know what I wanted to be
457
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,970
when I was young? An astronaut.
458
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,000
But sadly,
459
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:05,129
the Dominican Republic Space
Program didn't accept me.
460
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,049
- Really?
- No, dummy, it doesn't exist.
461
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,240
But if I had grown up here
in America, who knows?
462
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,620
And that's why I'm here,
463
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:13,080
so that my son can pursue his dreams.
464
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,460
And ever since he was seven years old,
465
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:15,769
he wanted to be on stage.
466
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:17,090
I was working as an usher
467
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,600
at "Movin' Out," Billy Joel's musical,
468
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,660
and I used to sneak him
in so he could watch it.
469
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,660
And that's when he fell in
love with the theatre...
470
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:23,899
and harmless piano rock.
471
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,540
Ah, we did not know all that
because we didn't bother
472
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,520
to ask before interfering in your life.
473
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,020
Look, is Erik's play confusing? Yes.
474
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,920
Is he playing too many
roles? Absolutely.
475
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,829
Does the sex scene work? Definitely not.
476
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,829
I saw him rehearse that.
It is way too graphic.
477
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,010
I actually didn't mind it,
478
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,629
but I have not had sex in many months.
479
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:44,540
I want Erik to do whatever he
wants to do with his life,
480
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,080
and that is more important to me
481
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,460
than some silly refrigerator.
482
00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:50,139
For what it's worth, I thought
Erik's play was awesome.
483
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,759
Hakim's the one who's got this
weird thing against musicals...
484
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,429
I don't want to hear it!
You two need to fix it.
485
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,400
This is all your fault.
486
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:01,890
All right, he'll be here any minute.
487
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,420
Are you ready to tell your
dad how you really feel?
488
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,260
I think so. He's gonna walk in here
489
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:06,380
and I'm gonna say,
490
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:09,489
"Dad, you have been neglecting
us our entire lives."
491
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:12,260
Yeah, and I'm gonna say,
"Dad, we didn't get to spend
492
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:13,740
"a lot of time with you,
so you're gonna take us
493
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,420
"to the park like a normal family,
we're gonna buy the park,
494
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,910
"clear out all the people, hire
them back to make us a picnic,
495
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,410
and then we're going to play catch."
496
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,749
Wow, it's crazy you guys
aren't more messed up.
497
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,290
Well, we would be if it
weren't for each other.
498
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,669
We keep each other grounded.
499
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,120
All right, whatever happens,
500
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,890
I'm right here with you,
okay? You can do it.
501
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,210
Hello!
502
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,220
You guys, New York is amazing.
503
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,349
I just took a "Sex and
the City" Segway tour,
504
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:39,139
and I got to drink a cosmo
at Steve and Aiden's bar.
505
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,969
You must do this every weekend.
506
00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:41,980
- I did it once.
- No, we don't.
507
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,260
- Where's our dad?
- Oh, right.
508
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,920
He will not be coming because...
509
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,189
let me make sure I got this right...
510
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:50,320
he does not consider you worthy
of his time at this moment.
511
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,489
Wow, I'm really sorry, guys.
512
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,739
- He's really not coming?
- Not even one of the holograms
513
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,479
that he sends when he thinks
there might be assassins?
514
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,100
Unfortunately, the hologram is
awaiting trial at the Hague.
515
00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:02,560
Of course, this is what he does.
516
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:05,279
Okay, we were stupid to think
that we matter to him.
517
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,859
Hey, wait a second, Heinrich,
I have something to say.
518
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,420
Tell your boss that Mei Lin and Jun Ho
519
00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:10,660
don't deserve to be treated like this.
520
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,670
I know what it's like to
fake your way through life,
521
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,290
and that's not what they're doing.
522
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,100
They come to every single
one of my classes;
523
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:18,420
they're doing everything
they can to become citizens.
524
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,789
I'm really proud of them.
525
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,530
He should be, too.
526
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,709
And if he doesn't want to be a part
of their lives, that's his loss.
527
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:25,370
And tell him that I didn't like it
528
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,600
when he hired Morgan Freeman
to teach us how to ride bikes
529
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,020
because it just put more pressure on us.
530
00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:31,400
And I didn't like it when on
"Take Your Kid to Work Day,"
531
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,660
he made me enlist in one
of his private militias,
532
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,760
even though I made a lot
of friends in Mogadishu.
533
00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:38,320
And tell him that if he wants
to talk to us in the future,
534
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,059
that he needs to do it in person!
535
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,559
But not too early,
'cause I need to rest.
536
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,140
I will try to remember all of that,
537
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:47,190
but I have had quite a few Cosmos today.
538
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,029
I'm such a Carrie!
539
00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,740
That was amazing!
540
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,069
That couldn't have been easy for you.
541
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:53,140
It would have been
better if we yelled it
542
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,820
at our real dad, but...
543
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:57,490
it helped that you were here for
us every step of the way...
544
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,950
kind of like a dad.
545
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,539
Oh, my God. Garret's our daddy.
546
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,999
Nope, I'm not. I don't wanna do that.
547
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,499
- Why not, Daddy?
- No... stop it.
548
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:09,090
- Daddy, Daddy, Daddy...
- Guys, no, nope...
549
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,920
It's my honor to introduce
a musical so attuned
550
00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:16,820
to the human condition that
it will make you rethink
551
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:19,140
what it is to be alive.
552
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:21,880
Walter Mondale was a father, a senator,
553
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,900
a presidential candidate,
but most importantly,
554
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,070
Walter Mondale...
555
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,340
was you.
556
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:28,359
I hate this so much.
557
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,569
We give you... "Mondale"!
558
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,359
Yes! Whoo!
559
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,369
♪ Son of a Methodist minister ♪
560
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,829
♪ Flexible liberal ♪
561
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,140
♪ Camp David Accords ♪
562
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:39,820
♪ Is what I am bringin' ya ♪
563
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,500
♪ Straight outta Minnesota
yo I cannot fail ♪
564
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:43,800
♪ My name is Walter Frederick ♪
565
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,419
♪ Call me "Fritz" Mondale ♪
566
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,620
I wasn't here for most of
this... what is happening?
567
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:48,740
Shh!
568
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,430
♪ I got a lot of new ideas ♪
569
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,070
♪ But still I promise to be brief ♪
570
00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:56,220
♪ In the polls you're dead meat ♪
571
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:58,100
♪ Till you show us where's the beef?! ♪
572
00:19:58,110 --> 00:19:59,860
Which one's Gary Hart and
which one's Mondale?
573
00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:02,110
I have no idea, I think
those are the same wig.
574
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:06,380
Ronald Reagan, you may have defeated me
575
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,789
in the Electoral College,
576
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,640
but I challenge you to a duel.
577
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:13,920
Walter Mondale, tear down this wall.
578
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,469
Hey, none of this happened.
579
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,310
Bang!
580
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,510
I may have died today,
581
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,809
but I gave birth to a nation.
582
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,649
Walter Mondale is still alive.
583
00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:31,880
Remember my name.
584
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,840
Alex... Walter.
585
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,800
Walter Mondale.
586
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,460
Whoo, yes! My baby did it.
587
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,030
That's my Mondale!
588
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,070
Yes!
589
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:48,830
Thank you. No, seriously.
590
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,790
Oh, my God. Look, if I may,
591
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,340
I just... I just want to take a moment
592
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,509
to acknowledge the reason
I'm on this stage tonight.
593
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:56,580
- Oh.
- Mama, can you come up here?
594
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:59,720
She sacrificed a lot to
give me this opportunity,
595
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:02,940
so tonight's ticket sales
will go towards...
596
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,700
you buying your new dream refrigerator.
597
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:05,840
Oh!
598
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,590
Mi amor, oh!
599
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,280
It is my grand pleasure
to present you with...
600
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:13,529
$45.
601
00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:15,440
She lent you, like, 700 bucks!
602
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:17,109
Who cares? My son is
a working actor now.
603
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:21,110
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