♪ I'm in the big city with my big familia ♪
♪ Every day here is my favorite día ♪
♪ One big house and our family store ♪
♪ Food and laughter y mucho amor ♪
♪ Tíos, abuelos, all of my primos ♪
♪ A dog, a parrot, amigos ♪
♪ We're one big family now ♪
♪ Sundays and Mondays ♪
♪ They're all fun days when you're with the... ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha vida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Bienvenida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha risa ♪
all: Casagrandes! We're all familia!
- Tan-tan!
♪ ♪
Prince El Falcón is here my lady.
My heart grows fonder with every glance of your beauty.
El Falcón doesn't talk like that.
He talks like this.
I am El Falcón de Fuego!
I have big muscles to smash things with.
Hiyah!
Are you okay, Sergio?
Priscilla dumped me. Again!
Oh. I'm so sorry, Sergio.
You guys break up all the time.
Just find a new girlfriend.
There's plenty of birds in the sky.
I tried.
A total fail.
One had terrible manners.
One just didn't listen.
And for the fifth time, this is Ronnie Anne.
- Who? - Ugh.
One was too aggressive.
So you like smaller birds?
None lived up to sweet Priscilla.
- Why did she dump you? - No idea.
Look at all the fun we had together.
This is her giving me a foot massage.
This is us at Sancho's watching the game.
This is her giving me a foot massage
while watching the game.
She looks miserable.
Nah, that's just her resting ostrich face.
It's clear what the problem is.
You didn't treat her like a princess.
It's okay.
I can teach you how to act like a prince and win her back.
Uh, I'm not so sure.
Look!
The eagle's back for a second date.
Eeh!
Yeah, fine, let's do it.
♪ ♪
Found it!
The ultimate guide to getting your true love back.
It's called, "The Panda Bear Princess."
You could learn a lot about chivalry from this book.
Chivalry?
It's when you're polite and courteous and thoughtful.
Oh!
The first thing the prince does is write a song
for the Panda princess.
That's what you should do for Priscilla.
Hey, not a bad idea. I'm on it.
- Window's closed. - Oh, I noticed.
Ugh.
Hit it, DJ Carl!
♪ Wake up, sleepyhead, I'm your alarm clock ♪
♪ I'm more fly than your whole flock ♪
♪ Who's got the looks? Who's got the flow? ♪
♪ This OG, it's Sergio ♪
Go Sergio! Go Sergio!
Love, you heard?
- Oh! - Whoa!
♪ ♪
And then she threw the microphone at me.
Sounds like you deserved it.
I meant for you to write a song about Priscilla,
and how you feel about her. - Oh!
What if you surprise her with a delicious picnic?
Yeah, she'll love it. I'll get her a real feast.
♪ ♪
Surprise!
A romantic picnic for my sweetums.
- Ugh! - Ah!
Hey, don't you like chivalry?
Ew!
That food was from the fanciest dumpster in town.
All my favorite dishes.
You were supposed to get her faves, not yours.
- Oh. - Let's try something simpler.
Why don't you give her a bouquet
that reminds you of her beauty? - Corny, but okay.
And no dumpster flowers. Or cemetery flowers.
Sheesh! You're making it hard.
Surprise! A flower for mi flor.
Eeh!
Hey, let go of my Priscilla, evil flower!
You're hopeless.
Hopelessly in love! Don't give up on me.
Ugh, fine.
We'll have to make it up to Priscilla,
but this time I'm coming with you
so you don't Sergio it up.
Sergio it up? What's that supposed to mean?
Ah!
You've got a point.
I wrote Priscilla a poem.
I'll hide here and read it to you.
Just repeat everything I say.
My dearest Priscilla.
Your love, it doth put me in a trance.
Please, my darling, give me another chance.
Aw, aw.
Thanks, kid. You're a real fairy godmother.
El Falcón,
do you take El Dragón to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Ugh, they can't get married. They're mortal enemies.
They fight!
- Aw, they're action kissing. - They're not kissing!
This is bad.
Help!
You already blew it with Priscilla, huh?
No!
It worked so well, she wants me to meet her parents!
Aw, you're gonna meet the princess's parents.
The king and queen? That's huge.
You are so gonna Sergio it up.
Can we stop using my name like that?
Just be a perfect gentleman and her parents will love you.
Oh, boy. I am gonna Sergio it up!
- You're gonna do fine. - I'm gonna fail.
Need your help.
Please, one more time.
Help me with her parents. I'll never ask again.
Okay, but this time we gotta prince you up even more.
It's gonna be a real royal finale.
Ooh, and we need Lalo too.
Lalo? For what?
You'll see.
Don't be shy. Come on.
♪ ♪
Laugh it up, saddle boy.
I have way cooler outfits in my closet
that don't give me wedgies!
It's not for you. It's for her.
Now, I'll be watching nearby and feeding you lines
through my dad's old radio equipment.
All you gotta do is listen
to your ear piece, and you'll do great.
I sure hope so.
Now, go make a grand entrance.
Here comes Prince Sergio.
- Bow and kiss the queen's hand.
Then say the following.
Frank, Estelle, it's truly an honor.
Mwah.
Oh, oh.
Your daughter is my everything.
I want to spend every waking breath
beside lovely Priscilla.
You're daughter is my everything.
I want to spend every waking breath
beside ugly Priscilla.
- - I said lovely, you dope!
I said lovely, you dope.
I mean--you're so dope.
High five. What?
The moment I laid eyes on her,
I said to myself--
Yee-haw!
You're listening to GOC's number one country station.
Sorry.
The signals got crossed.
- The signals of our love.
The signals of our love.
But now our hearts beat together once more.
Do I plan to marry your daughter one day?
Uh-huh.
Uh...
Not now, you monkey.
Uh, not now, you monkey!
- Ooh, ooh, ah, ah! - Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
I can't see you anymore.
No, I'm not breaking up with you.
I didn't mean it like that. I mean--what did I mean?
Get down. Get down!
Oh, boy!
Get down? Okay.
Oh, yeah.
What am I doing? I'm getting down.
♪ ♪
I'm sorry, Priscilla.
I wanted to win you back so badly,
even hired a dating coach, but I Sergio-ed it up.
You deserve a prince, not a Sergio.
What's that?
You're touched that I went to all this trouble
to make you happy?
And you're taking me back
because I put in so much effort?
And that's all you ever wanted?
Uh-huh.
And I'm the best looking bird you've ever seen?
Okay, I added that last part.
Aww, so sweet.
And they lived happily ever after.
Now, if I could just get out of this tree.
♪ ♪
Breakfast time, mis amores.
Here, let me serve you--
- Next up, tu destino.
Never mind.
Serve yourselves. Ernesto Estrella is on.
- Buenos dias, mis estrellitas.
Today, I am talking about the water sign.
Oh, Maria, that's you.
- A lifetime of happiness is in sight if...
all: If?
- You're back with your ex by tonight.
Es tu destino!
Maria, you're getting back together with Arturo.
I knew it. - Ugh, ay, Mama.
You know I don't believe in any of that Ernesto stuff.
Yeah, me neither.
But it's so weird because the other day, he predicted
I'd find treasure in the bathroom.
Check it out. It smells like mint.
Money in the bathroom?
Pfft, I never believe any of that Ernesto stuff.
Well, except this one time when he predicted
that I'd get pooped on by a bird at home!
♪ ♪
Huh?
♪ ♪
Phew.
Bombs away!
Ugh. Blech.
I mean, how did he know?
Don't you have any other clean clothes?
Well, Ernesto's prediction for me
can't possibly come true.
I won't even be seeing Arturo today.
I'm helping Frida with an art project all day,
and Arturo is flying off
to a medical convention in an hour.
Trust me, mis niños,
Ernesto's predictions always come true.
What if Ernesto is right?
Mom and Dad are not getting back together.
Are they?
If they did,
it would mean a lifetime of happiness for all of us.
♪ ♪
I guess it's worth a shot.
All we have to do is get them together by tonight
and let the magic happen.
You know, your mom and dad
had their first date at the pier,
so maybe if they met there. - Good idea, Abuela.
I'll pick Mom up from the gallery.
You stop Dad from getting on that plane.
Sí, time to let love's arrow fly.
Ay, mi mano!
♪ ♪
Mom! Mom, are you here?
Ronnie Anne, is that you?
- Mom, what happened to you? - Frida!
When I agreed to do this life-size mold
for her art installation,
I didn't expect to be in plaster for four hours.
We don't have four hours. Destiny waits for no one.
Andale, muchacha! - Maybe it's ready now.
Let's check.
- Pull. - Here, let me help.
- The other way. - Oh!
It's okay, mija.
Maybe you could just grab me a snack.
A snack? Let's go have lunch.
A little plaster won't stop us.
♪ ♪
Bobby, what are you doing here?
I'm just on my way to the airport.
In a taxi?
No, that's so impersonal. Let your son drive you.
No, mijo. It's okay.
I don't want to be a bother. - It's no bother.
And these taxis charge
an arm and a leg to get to the airport.
My company's paying for it.
Ugh, now I'm going to be late. Where did my suitcase go?
- I don't have time for this. - Okay, you win.
You can drive me.
♪ ♪
Wow, I can't believe you got us
a reservation at Chez Lunch. It's the hottest spot in town.
Ah, yes.
A reservation for a lifetime of happiness.
Next stop, amor!
Come on, Mom. This is our train.
Are you sure I'll fit?
I just have to turn you a little.
Phew!
Ah, the airport is coming up on the right.
But his date with destiny is to the left.
Did you ever doubt we'd make it?
Mijo, the airport is the place with the planes,
not the boats.
Oh, right.
I always get those two mixed up.
Ugh! I'm not gonna make my flight.
I'll have to call the airline to reschedule.
- Good work! - Yes!
We made it, Mom.
Mom?
Mom! I'm coming!
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
♪ ♪
Hey.
♪ ♪
Phew.
And that's the story of how I became a nurse.
You're such a good listener, Ronnie Anne.
♪ ♪
Yeah, I need to rebook.
Can you tell me when the next available flight is?
- Hello? - We're here.
Where are you? - We're right here.
Oh, good.
My stomach was starting to rumble.
Oh, hey.
Get ready for the magic to happen.
A lifetime of happiness. Here we come.
Huh?
Uh, what's happening?
And I thought this is
how we could pose for the family photo.
So where's Mom? - She's right here.
Mom?
♪ ♪
- Are we back on the train? - Mom!
Wait, that mom-shaped statue is Mom?
Mommy!
♪ ♪
Oh!
Hey, it's okay. I've got you.
T-bone, is that you?
Wow, Maria? Oh, it's been a minute.
Oh, no, we didn't do all this work
just so another ex could swoop in and ruin everything.
Yeah, let that T-bone find his own lifetime of happiness.
Hey, would you like to have dinner
with me tonight at our place? - They have a place?
You remember the pizza place.
I'll meet you there tonight at seven.
I'd better go freshen up.
You better fix this rápido,
or you're gonna be stuck with this guy.
We have to get rid of T-bone and get Dad to the restaurant.
I'll grab Dad and meet you there.
T-bone, you remember
that daisies are my favorite flowers.
Ew.
Oh, he's pulling out the big guns.
Dad's gonna be here any minute.
It's time to get rid of this T-bone-head.
Let's see how smooth he is with garlic breath.
Ah.
I'm so glad we had that crazy run-in today.
It's almost like it was destiny.
Yeah, truly.
So what do you want on your pizza?
Hopefully not garlic.
Oh, anything but pineapple. I have ananaphobia.
You know, the fear of pineapples?
I mean, they look like they have hair.
They're pointy. They really freak me out, man.
We found a weakness. Go, go, go!
Ah.
Here you go.
One extra large pineapple pizza with extra pineapples
and a pineapple stuffed crust.
Hello, T-bone. Remember me?
P-p-p-pineapples! No!
Maria, I will call you for a redo of our date.
Ugh, why can't I ever find a nice, normal guy?
- Maria? - Arturo?
Wait for it, Ronnie Anne.
The magic's finally going to happen.
You might need a tissue because I know I will.
I'm here to meet Ronnie Anne and Bobby.
They didn't tell me you were coming.
Oh, no, I'm here on a date.
Well, at least I was. - Been there.
Oh, hey, while you're here, let me give you some dates
for the kids' after school activities.
I think some of them have changed.
Good idea.
Where's the magic? The fireworks?
The love?
Maybe we were just fooling ourselves
with all that horoscope stuff.
No, Ernesto said it was gonna happen,
so it's gonna happen.
Destino!
Bobby, what are you doing?
- Oh, oh. - Whoa!
Mom, Dad, are you okay?
Mijo, what's gotten into you?
We did all of this work to get you two here
so we can all have a lifetime of happiness.
You're not leaving here
until you get back together again,
just like Ernesto said.
- So that's what this is about. - Huh?
Can someone tell me what's going on?
Ernesto Estreja predicted you guys would
get back together tonight.
Hearing it out loud now,
it does kind of sound silly, huh?
I don't think it was silly.
I mean, we are together tonight.
Just not romantically.
Yeah, but it's just one dumb night.
Not a lifetime.
But we'll be a family for a lifetime.
And, hey, what if we made it a regular thing?
A family pizza night every month.
And boom!
A lifetime of happiness after all.
Ernesto is the besto! Estrella out!