[car horns honk]
- ♪ I'm in the big city with my big familia ♪
♪ Every day here is my favorite día ♪
♪ One big house and our family store ♪
♪ Food and laughter y mucho amor ♪
♪ Tíos, abuelos, all of my primos ♪
♪ A dog, a parrot, amigos ♪
♪ We're one big family now ♪
♪ Sundays and Mondays ♪
♪ They're all fun days when you're with the... ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha vida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Bienvenida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha risa ♪
all: Casagrandes! We're all familia!
- Tan-tan!
♪ ♪
- [crying]
- Hey, Tía Frida, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
I just get emotional when I watch "Camíla."
- We used to be in love, but now all we do is bicker.
- Like me and Priscilla.
She says I have a shopping addiction.
- Ay, mis corazones.
When we come back it's make up or break up time!
all: Break up, break up, break up!
- Is your relationship in trouble?
[gasps] Look for these warning signs--
excessive bickering...
- Hector, why are you eating again?
We're about to have dinner. - This is an appetizer.
- Passive aggressive vacuuming...
- Ay, you're making a mess.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Aww.
- And the last, most important sign--
sleeping on the couch.
- Everyone, off the couch.
I have to make the bed for Hector.
- If this sounds familiar, don't lose hope.
Call my "Camíla" help line now.
- Guys, we have a situation.
I think Abuelo and Abuela's relationship is in trouble.
- Pssh, please.
- Yeah, they've been married for, like, a billion years.
- But all the warning signs are there!
I don't wanna take any chances.
There must be something we can do to rekindle the romance.
- Ooh, why don't we just get them to do sweet,
thoughtful things for each other?
- Perfect! - 1,003, 1,004...
Camíla says couples that stay fit stay together.
[whines, yelps] Spot, spot!
- Roberto, I'm off to run errands,
then, my 4:00 p.m. nap.
- While you're out, maybe you can pick up some flowers
for Abuela.
- Nombre, even if I did have time,
why should I pay top dollar for something that'll wilt and die?
- So your marriage doesn't wilt and--
- Good point, Abuelo.
Maybe you have time to write her a song.
- I already wrote her one!
♪ Oh, mi amor ♪
♪ Please stop your nagging ♪
[giggles]
♪ ♪
- [whistles] - Hi, Abuela.
- Abuelo was just bragging about your mole, right?
- Totally--hey, maybe you could cook it for him tonight.
- Mole takes hours,
and I have to finish unclogging the drain in apartment 4D.
Those girls have so much hair.
I'll see you kids when I get back.
- This isn't working!
They're too busy for romantic gestures.
- Then we're going to have to unclog their schedules.
all: Break up, break up, break up.
- Bleh! - Hey, Abuela.
Take a break. We can do your chores.
We'll take care of that for you too, Abuelo.
both: Really?
- Now you kids go do something fun or romantic,
like a picnic in the park, or a carriage ride.
- Gracias, mi'ja.
Hector, I'll be at the hardware store.
- Adiós, I'm gonna sit in the massage chair at the mall.
[both grunting]
- Okay, what just happened?
- They'll never rekindle the romance
if they don't spend time together.
- Do you and your loved one never spend time together?
Call "Camíla" now! - [gasps] I've got it.
Why don't we set them up on a surprise date?
- Lame! I have a better idea.
I'll dress up as an evil ninja,
and pretend to rob the mercado.
Then Abuelo will have to save Abuela,
and she'll be all, "Oh, Hector, you're so brave!"
Mwah, mwah, mwah. [gags]
- Okay, that's a terrible idea.
- You do know that's the dirty laundry, right?
[mischievous music]
- Abuela, someone has a crush on you.
- Ooh, que lindas flores.
"Please join me for a fancy dinner at 6:00 p.m.
"in the secret room.
Love, Hector." [whistles]
Que romantico! I better go get ready.
Help yourselves to dinner!
- Quick, pack up the food and get it down there.
Move, move, move!
Hey, Abuelo-- [all grunt]
[stammers]
We can take care of that. You have to get ready.
- Yeah, Abuela spent all day making you a romantic dinner.
- Really? It's about time.
- We just need to spiff you up a bit.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [humming]
I'm coming, mi corazon de melon.
[yelps, huffs]
[mischievous music]
♪ ♪
- This place looks amazing, Carlota!
- They're coming! They're coming!
We need to hide.
[Latin music]
- [vocalizes]
- Hola, Senorita Bonita.
- Que guapo!
- Ay, this food smells delicioso!
- Sí, almost as good as mine.
- It should--you cooked it. - Huh?
[eerie music]
[romantic music]
Aw, it's the song from our wedding.
- [sighs] It takes me back.
You haven't aged a day, mi flor.
[horrified screams]
[both giggle, sigh]
- Aww. - It's working.
- A toast to the love of my life,
and the best years--
- Freeze! This is a robbery!
Give me all your dinero, and nobody gets karate chopped!
Hiya!
- [screams] - [munches loudly]
- Hector!
[dramatic music]
- [gasps, panting]
- That's right. Keep running.
- [screams, whimpers] Ow...
- Thanks for saving me, mi amor.
- Saving you?
I was making sure the food was okay.
- Ugh!
- [grunts] Rosa, come on!
- I'm gonna kick Carl's butt! He ruined our plan.
- What now? We tried everything.
- It's hopeless.
- Don't lose hope. Call now!
Ay, what are you doing? Call already!
- Wait, why didn't I think of this before?
There's one person who can save Abuelo and Abuela's marriage--
Camíla!
- I can't wait to see your school play, mi'ja.
- Me too, but why isn't it at your school?
- Oh, they wanted to mix it up.
- Mr. and Mrs. Casagrande to makeup.
Can we do something about this glare?
And let's put Mama Grande's face on.
- Ay, what's happening?
- Oh, the play involves audience participation.
- [squawks] Good thing I'm camera-ready.
[kisses, yelps]
- Sergio, what are you doing here?
- [squawks] Need to meet Camíla.
Hear she helps birds.
- You're gonna blow our cover. Priscilla will have to wait.
[upbeat music]
Sounds like the play's starting.
It's time to go to your seats. - This song sounds familiar.
[cheering]
- Isn't this the stage?
- Your seats are on the stage. Best seats in the house.
♪ ♪
- Hola, mis corazones.
- Mira, mira, esta. Oy, esta Camíla.
- We're about to meet a couple
struggling to save their decades-old marriage.
Please welcome the Casagrandes,
a couple whose marriage is on the rocks.
- [gasps] Oh, no!
[crying]
- So tell me, when did it all go wrong?
- Is this the play? Who is this nosy metiche?
- She's Camíla. Do you live under a rock?
- Rosa, I'm hearing anger from you.
Is that right? [gasping, murmuring]
- That's just my voice! - Is it?
Or are you upset at Hector for letting himself go?
Spending all day in his underwear?
- Que cochino.
- You told her that?
- I just filled out the questionnaire they sent.
- Those were shorts that she shrunk!
- They didn't shrink. You got bigger!
[gasping]
He hides snacks in his shoes. I check.
- I do not.
[gasping]
[cheering] - Why didn't I think of that?
I mean, boo!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
- Hmm, sounds like your control issues
make Hector feel like less of a man.
- Control? I don't try to control anyone!
Get up, Hector. We're leaving.
- Stop telling me what to do, Señora Bossypants!
all: Hector, Hector, Hector, Hector!
- Who are you calling bossy, Señor Stinky?
- What do you all think?
Should the Casagrandes make up or break up?
- Break up, break up, break up!
- [crying]
Why?
- We need to do something! This has gone too far!
- No, stop! This is all my fault.
I brought you guys here to save your marriage,
but I only made things worse.
Abuelo, Abuela, you used to be so happy.
Please don't break up. - Huh?
[both laughing]
- Break up?
Where did you get that ridiculous idea?
- All the signs were there--
passive aggressive vacuuming, Abuelo sleeping on the couch.
- I wasn't passive aggressive. I was just vacuuming.
And Hector likes to sleep on the couch.
- I do! It's closer to the kitchen.
- Ronalda, tú abuelo could never survive without me,
and I love him
no matter how many days he goes without a shower.
- Sí, and I love Rosa
even though she has feet the size of boats.
[cheering]
- We may bicker to blow off steam.
That doesn't mean we're not happy.
[crowd aww-ing] - Well, there you have it.
All it took was a little communication
and a little guidance from Camíla.
We'll be right back with...something?
- [crying] It's so beautiful.
- Look, I'm happy for you,
but we still have 15 minutes left
and I have no couple to save.
[funky music]
- I think I can help with that.
- We're back with a new couple going through a rough patch.
Tell us more.
- [wails] - [squawks]
See? She's been ghosting me.