[car horns honk]
- ♪ I'm in the big city with my big familia ♪
♪ Every day here is my favorite día ♪
♪ One big house and our family store ♪
♪ Food and laughter y mucho amor ♪
♪ Tíos, abuelos, all of my primos ♪
♪ A dog, a parrot, amigos ♪
♪ We're one big family now ♪
♪ Sundays and Mondays ♪
♪ They're all fun days when you're with the... ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha vida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Bienvenida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha risa ♪
all: Casagrandes! We're all familia!
- Tan-tan!
[car horns honk]
- First sleepover at Dad's. Woot-woot!
- I can't wait to check out his new place.
I got him this singing cactus as a housewarming gift.
- ♪ Congrats on your casa, congrats on your casa ♪
both: ♪ Congrats on your casa ♪
all: ♪ Congrats on your casa ♪
- I still don't understand why the kids have to go
to Arturo's for the weekend.
- Yeah. I can't sleep alone.
I'm afraid of the Cucuy.
- Stop worrying, you two.
It's normal for the kids to spend
some weekends with their dad.
- But their beds are here. This is their home!
Can't they just go to the movies?
- [squawks] Or get mani-pedis?
- The kids are going to be fine.
Calma, Mama.
- Calma?
Arturo hasn't spent any time with the kids in two years.
He has no idea how to take care of them.
What if he forgets to feed them?
[dramatic music]
- [grunting] [both cheering]
- Muy bien, Bobby. - Yeah! [laughs]
- [squawks] Wrong ingredient!
- Mis bebes are gonna starve.
- Better than eating parrot.
- [chuckles]
Those poor kids are probably so bored.
He has no toys, no stickers,
no chores, nothing fun!
♪ ♪
[energetic dance music]
[all grunting]
- [grunting]
Here is your problem, Mr. Nakamura.
[salsa music]
- Buenas noches.
- [snoring]
- Buenas noches, my foot.
I'm too worried to sleep.
Mi Bobbito didn't take his sleeping helmet.
Look! [gasps]
What if he falls out of bed?
[dramatic music]
- [snoring]
[salsa music]
[both yelp]
- Mis niños!
I missed you so much!
Are you okay? Was it terrible?
Did you have an awful time? You must be starving.
Look at you. Come with me.
Eat. Eat!
- [yelps]
- Actually, we had the best time.
- What?
- Yeah, dad's apartment is amazing.
He has central A/C
and a bathtub the size of a pool.
- And he bought Ronnie Anne a new video game console.
And he got me a new tablet to keep at his place.
- That's great, guys.
- Mm-hmm. Great.
[both grunt]
[chuckles nervously]
Don't you see what's happening?
Arturo's trying to make the kids
like him better than us!
It's just like what happened to my Comadre Juanita's
best friend's primos' hairdresser.
- [sighs] Here we go.
- Ay-yi-yi.
- Her kids liked her ex-husband's apartment so much,
that they wanted to spend more and more time there with him.
And pretty soon, she barely knew her own kids.
- Mom, you're being ridiculous.
- Okay, fine. I'll just let this go.
We're not letting this go!
We just got those kids.
- Why do I have to be involved?
Do I at least get a snack?
- Fine. I'll make you a burrito.
Now, listen.
This week, I'm going to show the kids
that there is no better home than right here.
And you?
You're going to get them bigger, better, expensive gadgets.
- Say what now?
- This is important, Hector.
It's not the time to be cheap.
- But-- [whimpers]
[car horns honk]
- [grunts] - Bobbito.
You don't have to take out the trash.
Hector can do that.
- [snoring]
- Wow, you've never let me have a sleepover before, Abuela.
What's the occasion?
- Oh, it's nothing, Ronalda.
I just love you. Y mira.
I made this, too.
[both gasp]
- Bunk beds!
- [groaning]
- This is the game you bought them?
- [sighs]
Hey, this baby's a classic.
[machine crunches]
Chihuahua.
Good thing I also bought this tablet.
Beep, boop, beep, beep.
- Hector Rodrigo Casagrande Gutierrez,
I should have known you'd be cheap.
Thanks for nothing.
- Yeah, Sid. My weekend was super fun.
Dad took us go-kart racing and indoor rock climbing.
- So, they think he's the fun one?
Well, I can be the coolest Abuela around.
[electronic dance music]
- Are you sure you wanna do this, Abuela?
- Of course. I've always wanted to shred.
- Here, let me help.
- Huh? Oh, look!
I'm doing it!
[both yelling]
[radical rock music]
[both grunt]
- You really stuck the landing there.
[electronic dance music]
- Okay, Bobby, pitch me the ball.
- [grunts] - [panting]
[yelps] - You're out.
I mean, are you okay?
♪ ♪
[record scratches]
- It's great you wanna learn about K-Pop, Abuela.
- You know me.
Can't get enough "10 is Evening."
- It's "12 is Midnight."
- [chuckles nervously]
- They're known for their choreography.
[dance music plays] Now you try.
- Whoa! Oof.
- [humming tune]
All in the hips, baby.
[electronic dance music]
- Huevos con chorizo para mis bebes.
Petty great week, huh?
So, what do you want to do today?
Monster trucks? Carnival?
- Oh, we're going to Dad's.
- Oh?
But I thought we were spending this weekend together.
- Well, Dad got the weekend off.
- And Mom said it was okay, so...
- I see. Well, that's nice.
- Whoa!
- This is just like what happened in my telenovela.
Those kids loved it at their Dad's so much
that they moved in with him.
And when he got a job in Turkey, they moved there.
And then they started a rock band and then--
- Mama, where are you going with this?
- What if Arturo moves back to Peru,
and the kids want to go with him?
- No one is moving to Peru anytime soon.
Arturo just got here, so the kids are excited.
That's all. Seriously, let it go.
- Okay, I'll let it go.
- [squawks] - We're not letting it go.
The kids like Arturo's apartment too much.
- [squawk] We can fix that. - Exactly.
We just have to make it bad enough
that mis bebes will want to come home.
[sneaky music]
We should have an hour till they get back.
He took them to the batting cages.
So dangerous.
Sergio, you go through the mail slot and open the door.
- [squawks] Roger that.
- [grunts]
Sergio, open the door.
- [giggles] What's the password?
- How about "Bird Soup?"
- Geez, learn to take a joke.
[power tools buzzing]
- Let's see how the kids like this place
without their fancy cable.
And now for my secret weapon-- crickets.
[crickets chirp]
- [moans]
- Perfecto.
These grillos won't let anyone sleep tonight.
Sergio, stop eating the secret weapon.
- [crunching sounds]
- Now, I'm going to go cut the hot water.
You keep an eye out for Arturo and the kids.
- Ooh! Sergio like.
[singing along] ♪ Ooh, girl, if I could ♪
♪ Ooh, girl ♪
- We didn't have to leave. I'm okay.
It was pretty slow for a fast ball.
[gasps] Wow.
When did my hand get so big?
- Come on. I'll make you a torta.
It'll make you feel better, Bobby.
- Yum. Oof!
- Mi hijo! - That must have hurt.
- Hmm? - ♪ Ooh, girl ♪
- [whimpers] - [whimpers]
They're here! Hide!
- Sergio, you were supposed to be watching for them.
You're fired. - [squawks]
[both grunting]
- Who wants some tortas?
- I do! - Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Ooh. Hey, look.
I'm on TV.
- Here, why don't you sit down, Bobby?
Weird. What's up with the TV?
- [rapid, inaudible speech]
- Every channel's the same.
- How are we going to get out of here?
- Every man for himself!
[grunting]
[laughs] [yelps]
- Huh?
Hi, Sergio.
- Boy, you really got bopped good.
- Que tranzas! There's no hot water!
- No worries, Dad. Abuela can fix that.
She can fix anything.
- Oh, yeah.
She can also cook anything and pretty much do anything.
She's amazing!
- [cries]
- I'll just give her a call.
Weird. It's not getting through.
- Let me try.
[phone dials] [phone rings]
[both] Abuela?
- That's so funny. We were just calling you.
How did you get here so fast?
- [squawks] It was all her idea.
See you, suckers. [grunts]
- Rosa? What are you doing?
Que haces aqui?
- I can explain everything.
I was worried that you kids were having so much fun
with your dad that you'd want to live with him forever.
I thought you might even move to Peru.
So I came up with a plan to wreck your apartment.
Sergio was helping me.
- [squawks] You can't prove anything.
- Ay, Rosa. What are you talking about?
I never planned on the kids moving in with me.
- Where'd you get that crazy idea, Abuela?
- Her 2:00 telenovela. [yelps]
- You know, the whole time I was away in Peru,
I couldn't imagine Ronalda and Roberto in better hands.
I love that they're with the whole familia.
They're both so happy and-- and doing so well.
- Yeah, home is always gonna be with you, Abuela.
Right, Bobby? - I'm Bobby.
- Don't worry.
He should be fine in a couple of hours.
[chuckles nervously]
- [gasps] Mis bebes!
- [whispers] And just so you know,
I don't plan on being "Super Fun Dad" all the time.
Skateboarding is much harder than I thought.
Ay, mis pompis.
- I hear that.
[car horns honk]
Adios! Have a great time.
Bobby. I packed your sleeping helmet.
[upbeat music]
- Wow, Mom.
You're okay with them going to Arturo's now?
- I was always okay with it.
- Rosa, gracias otra vez.
You fixed everything in my apartment.
But, uh, I'm having a weird cricket problem.
Do you know how to get rid of them?
- Best cricket hunter I know.
- Dinner time!