[car horns honk]
- ♪ I'm in the big city with my big familia ♪
♪ Every day here is my favorite día ♪
♪ One big house and our family store ♪
♪ Food and laughter y mucho amor ♪
♪ Tíos, abuelos, all of my primos ♪
♪ A dog, a parrot, amigos ♪
♪ We're one big family now ♪
♪ Sundays and Mondays ♪
♪ They're all fun days when you're with the... ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha vida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Bienvenida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha risa ♪
all: Casagrandes! We're all familia!
- Tan-tan!
♪ ♪
- [squawks] Another exciting game of Loteria!
both: Hmm...
all: Huh...
all: Hmm...
- [squawks]
From the sea! Shrimp!
[all groan]
- Yes! I have it.
I'm getting the hang of this loteria game.
I only need one more to win.
Scorpion or mermaid... scorpion or mermaid.
- [squawks] It's juicy, it's sweet...
[squawks] Melon!
both: [gasp] Loteria!
- I said it first! - Nuh-uh!
- Don't make me separate you two.
- [giggles]
- [gasps] O.M.G., guys, look!
Bobby and I got our BAT test scores in the mail.
- Ooh, what's a bat test?
Do you get to sleep upside down and eat crickets?
- No, Carl.
BAT stands for "Big Academic Test."
It's to get into college and I crushed it.
Fashion Design School, here I come!
- Oh, I'm so proud of you, mija.
Go pursue your dreams!
But don't leave me! [sobbing]
- Is something wrong, Bobby?
- I didn't get a good BAT score.
- [gasps] Who wouldn't want to give
mi Bobbito a good score?
I'll just give those testing people a piece of my mind.
- I don't think that'll help, Abuela.
[sighs] I really wanted to do well
so I can go to business school
and open up a whole chain of mercados...
I don't know what happened. I aced all my practice tests,
but as soon as I sat down, my palms got sweaty
and I forgot everything.
Like even where I parked. I had to walk home!
- Wait, you left the mercado van there?
I'm gonna get a ticket!
- Huh, sounds like a classic case of test-taking anxiety.
My students get it all the time.
Never fear, Bobby.
There are many scientific ways to beat it.
I'll help you! - Deal.
- Eh, you weren't kidding about your sweaty palms.
- [chuckles] - [crying]
- Mom... - I can't let go!
- You're crushing me.
- Okay, we've got 24 hours to get you ready
for your next test. First things first, exercise!
Scientists say it helps release stress.
- [grunting] - Four...five...six...
- Nope, that one doesn't count.
- [grunting]
♪ ♪
- [squawks] Put your back into it!
- [shouts]
- Time for some laps around the park.
Go!
- [shouting]
[grunts]
- Wow, you really stuck the landing.
- I am the champion... [groans]
[all exclaim]
- Torta Fridays! Best day of the week.
- This looks delicious. I'm starving.
And everything is sore.
- What you put in your body
the night before a big test is crucial.
Studies show that cutting out meat...
- [gasps] - Dairy...
- Not the cheese! - And starches...
can radically improve your test scores.
- [growling]
- [groans] - Oopsie!
Forgot the beans. Definitely can't have those.
Huh?
Hey!
- You lost your torta privileges, mister.
- Oh... [teeth chattering]
why--why's it so cold in here?
- I read a study that said sleeping
in sub-zero temperatures stimulates brain function.
Gotta be sharp for your test tomorrow.
- [yelps] What's happening?
- A second study said it's best to sleep upside-down
so all the blood goes to your head.
- What if I have to pee?
- Hold it! A third study said
a full bladder can improve memory function.
- Thanks for your help.
I'm totally going to ace the BAT...
as soon as I thaw out.
- Bobby should be here any minute.
I can't wait to see the look on his face.
- I'll capture the happy moment.
- Quick! I think I hear him coming.
[all exclaiming]
- This one's terrible.
It doesn't capture your joy at all.
Let me take another.
- Tia Frida, I failed!
[all gasp]
- But you haven't gotten your test scores back.
How do you know?
- I didn't even get to finish the test.
I thought I was so ready, but when I sat down,
my mind went blank again!
- Well, don't worry, Bobby.
I was just reading another study and it turns...
- Enough with your bean-hating science.
Bobbito, you will take the test again.
And this time, I'm going to help you pass it.
- Can we eat the cake now?
- Uh-uh. No cake until Bobby passes.
- So never, then.
- [sniffs]
Ah, yes. Your troubled spirit
is keeping you from passing your BAT.
Don't worry, I will cleanse it.
- Ooh, with an omelet? Yum.
- Shush! - Hey...
[giggling] - Hold still!
All of the negative energy that is making
you fail your test will be sucked into this egg.
- [giggling]
- Never eating omelets in this house again.
- I think it worked!
Ay, ay, ay. I spoke too soon.
Bang on these pots and pans.
It will banish evil spirits.
- What's all this noise? You are ruining my zen time.
- Evil spirit! [yelps]
It didn't work!
- Ay!
Oy.
A loaf of protection to watch over you
before your test tomorrow.
- [groans] - Herbs to purify your energy.
I made it extra lumpy, for good fortune.
- Uh, thanks. I'll just drink it later.
- No, now. Before it hardens.
- [squawks] Protection loaf, my fave!
[squawks]
- You are ready, mijo. Buena suerte.
Oh, I almost forgot-- good luck charms!
Milagros, rabbit's foot, horseshoes...
- Thanks, Abuela.
- Ah...
[groans]
- Poor Bobby. - Pobrecito.
I should have sage-d you more.
- [coughing] It's not your fault, Abuela.
I really thought all of your remedies were helping,
but I still got nervous and totally choked!
I'm starting to think that I'll never pass my BAT.
- You know what your problem is?
You're not confident. I'll help you with that!
You just need to show that B-A-T who is B-O-S-S!
- And then we can finally eat the C-A-K-E.
That's cake, Bobby.
- Okay, first lesson.
Dress for the test score you want,
not the test score you have.
Let's see your closet.
Okay, um...
Where's your most professional outfit?
- [sniffs] This is my formal flannel.
I only wear it when the health inspector
comes to the mercado.
- Yeah, um, this won't do.
Makeover time!
♪ ♪
- Ooh, how do I look?
♪ ♪
- Okay, final thing. You got the look.
Now, can you work the attitude?
Let's see your power pose.
all: No.
No...
Mm-mm.
[all cheering]
- Okay, Bobby, remember your power mantra?
- I am the CEO of my life
and I am going to crush this test!
Victory pose. Whoa!
Ow... [groans]
[sobbing]
Oh... [crying]
No...
It was worse than before!
I didn't even make it into the room.
I'm so sorry, everyone. I appreciate all your help,
but I think I'm just gonna call it quits on the BAT.
- But what about business school?
- I guess I don't have what it takes.
- Poor Bobby.
- I guess it's time for the pro to handle this.
Do better!
[groans]
- Hmph.
- Bobby, you still get one more chance
to take the test. You can't give up now!
- Forget it. I'm hopeless.
As soon as I sit down in that testing room,
I forget everything. Even my name.
I wrote, "Booby"!
- Bobby, I need twelve pounds of that jicama on sale.
- Sure thing. At 2.98 a pound,
that'll be 35.76.
- Ooh, I also have a 10% off coupon.
- And with your coupon, it is going to be 32.18.
- [belches]
- [gasps] Buttercup!
Better add that gum. [chuckles]
- Your total comes to 34.27.
- [gasps]
Wow, that was amazing!
- What was?
- Bobby, you said you did well on your practice BAT test.
Where did you take them? - Here in the mercado.
- You're taking that test again and this time
I know you'll pass.
- It's going great!
all: Shh!
[all cheering]
- How did you even come up with the idea
to build a fake mercado?
- The mercado is the one place where Bobby
can just relax and be his smart self.
- Ooh, he's definitely gonna pass.
Okay, well that was the wrong answer,
but the last ten were all right.
- I'm so proud of him.
- Mmm...yep, proud. So deliciously proud.
[ferocious chomping]
- Hey, Bobby, you got any of those
jalapeno-flavored toothpicks I like?
- Aisle three.
all: Shh!