[car horns honk]
- ♪ I'm in the big city with my big familia ♪
♪ Every day here is my favorite día ♪
♪ One big house and our family store ♪
♪ Food and laughter y mucho amor ♪
♪ Tíos, abuelos, all of my primos ♪
♪ A dog, a parrot, amigos ♪
♪ We're one big family now ♪
♪ Sundays and Mondays ♪
♪ They're all fun days when you're with the... ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha vida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Bienvenida ♪
all: Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha risa ♪
all: Casagrandes! We're all familia!
- Tan-tan!
[lively nautical music]
♪ ♪
[car horn honks]
- [grunting] Huh?
- That's six times, Carl. Give it up.
- No way! I'm wearing you down.
[grunting] [both laughing]
- [grunts] Help!
This little pirate is making me walk the plank.
- [babbles] - [gasps]
- Captain CJ will save you, Ronnie Anne.
[pacifier squeaks]
♪ ♪
- Thank you, CJ. You're my hero.
- All right, is everyone ready for family day?
Where should we go this week? - [grunting]
- Pirate dinner show!
- Sweetie, I know how much you love the pirate dinner show,
but maybe you could try something new.
- [squawks] Pirate dinner show!
- I'm not buying you a ticket.
- I vote for pirate dinner show too.
- Mija, the pirate show is fun, but every time we go,
CJ tries to get picked to raise the pirate flag.
- And he never is,
which leaves him disappointed for weeks.
- Well, what if I could figure out a way
to get CJ picked?
- Well, it's worth a shot.
- Okay, pirate dinner show it is.
- Whoo-hoo! - [laughs]
High-five, CJ.
- Me, too, sis!
[grunts] Yeah, I finally won one!
[train horn toots]
My choo-choo chonies!
[car horns honking]
- Whoa!
This is awesome. - I know!
Whoo-hoo! Pirate show!
[cloth rips]
- Oh! - Oops.
Sorry, Dad. - Oh, that's okay.
I'm fine.
[whimsical nautical music]
- [giggles] Glow sticks.
Can you float me a $5?
♪ ♪
- Uh, with interest, you owe me $7.
♪ ♪
- Really, Dad? A radio?
- What? The soccer match is on.
- But it's family dinner. - [shushes]
I paid for your college. - [squawks]
And nursing school.
Whoops. I'm not here.
- CJ, don't worry.
As soon as they call for a volunteer from the crowd,
I'll make sure you're the one who gets picked.
- [laughs] Good luck.
I always get picked to raise the pirate flag,
and I'm not planning on breaking my streak tonight.
- I totally get that, but it's my cousin CJ's dream.
Maybe you could just let him get picked
just this once?
- Ahoy, matey!
- Yeah, better let me do it.
- You know what? You're not nice.
My cousin's gonna get picked today.
Not you. I'm gonna make sure of that.
- Pssh, we'll see.
- [grunting] Whoa.
- Goal! - Score!
Si, señor!
- [speaking Spanish] - Uh, chicken's here.
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
- [laughs] Arr!
[swarthy accent] I told ya
the treasure was buried on Dead Tooth Island!
And what a bounty it be, eh? [laughs]
- [sighs] Oh, no.
Captain Dave, it's the Red Pirates.
They must be after our treasure.
[metal squeaking]
- [gasps]
Pretty soon, we'll need one of ye landlubbers
to help us raise the Jolly Roger
and prepare to fight.
[cheers and applause]
- Huh?
Ooh, CJ, let's move closer to the action.
You'll have a way better chance of getting picked down there.
Hey, Abuelo, we're just gonna go walk around a little.
- Hmm? Oh, it's tied 1-1.
- [grunts] What'd they do, glue this on?
[hollers] - [goofy wail]
Hijole! That's cold!
- Oops. Sorry, Dad.
- Oh, maybe you can find some new pants in the gift shop.
I think I saw clothing in there.
[shoes squelching]
♪ ♪
- Looks like no one is going to claim these seats,
so they're ours.
- You mean "arr's." - [laughs]
- [growls] Waiter, those aren't their seats.
- Hmm. - This is way better.
The pirates can definitely see us now.
- [clears throat]
Can I see your tickets, please?
[both laugh]
- [munching]
[gasps] Dad, what are you wearing?
- They didn't have much of a pants department.
[all laugh]
- Cute! Can I borrow those sometime?
- Oh, welcome back.
- [growls]
All right, CJ, we need another way
to draw attention to you.
Hmm.
- [humming] ♪ Yeah ♪
- Let's use those.
- That's perfect.
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- Bobby, can we borrow your glow sticks?
- What? No.
- It's for CJ. [both grunting]
- But I went into debt for these.
- Ooh! Ow, ow!
- I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
- Uh, well, it's fine if I keep it covered.
- I got you, Dad.
[cannon fires] [metal squeaks]
- Arr! Avast!
We need a volunteer from the audience
to raise the Jolly Roger!
- Me! Pick me! Over here!
Me! - Captain!
- Up here!
both: Pick me!
- Over here! - Hey, up here!
Ooh, ooh! - Captain Dave!
- Pick him! - CJ, he's looking at you.
- Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no. This can't happen.
No. [groans]
[dramatic music]
- Pick me! It's my birthday!
- Well, shiver me timbers.
We've got a birthday boy!
Come on down, matey!
[spotlight clangs]
- [laughs]
[blows raspberry]
- I never get picked.
- [growls] That's not fair!
He cheated! [growls]
- Mija, what are you doing?
- It's not his birthday! He lied so you'd pick him.
My cousin CJ should be down here raising the flag.
- Arr. [laughs nervously]
[normal voice] Uh, is it really your birthday, bud?
- That's what my hat says, doesn't it?
♪ ♪
- Hmm.
Okay, so why don't you go back to your seat
so we can get on with the show, hmm?
- Yeah, back to your seat, you scallywag!
[grunts] - [grunting]
Chill out, dude.
[dramatic music]
- [gasps] Ronnie Anne is walking the plank!
I have to help her!
I will save you, Ronnie Anne!
- Cacahuates! CJ, no!
- Ow! - Come on, Hector!
- We're coming too! all: Us, too!
♪ ♪
- Intermission already?
Ooh, pollo. [munching]
- Ronnie Anne, I will save you!
[hollers]
♪ ♪
[all panting]
- CJ, you have to get off the ship!
- [swarthy accent] It's a pirate family, it is!
Ye scallywags can't board me ship!
[normal voice] Seriously, you're ruining the show.
Just go back to your seats. - Wait!
Please let my cousin raise the Jolly Roger.
It's his dream. - No way.
I was picked.
- Come on! On with the show!
[angry clamoring]
- New guy, don't just stand there.
Help me out. - Oh, uh, no, no.
I'm not a pirate. - [squawks]
Aye-aye, Captain!
- [growls] - It's not what it looks like.
♪ ♪
- Cute headscarf. Where do you shop?
- Ugh, let's go, let's go.
- I'm not leaving till CJ raises the Jolly Roger.
♪ ♪
[both grunt]
[pants] Now's your chance, CJ!
- Why you-- [inhales sharply]
[hollers, grunts]
[wails, hollers]
[screams]
[grunts] [all gasp]
- [gasps]
- Goal!
[cheering over radio]
Oh, sorry.
- [scoffs] Nice going.
Just knocked out our Captain.
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
I just wanted to help my cousin.
- Well, without our captain,
we're gonna have to cancel the show.
- We'll never let the Red Pirates take our treasure!
Prepare for battle!
[cheers and applause]
- CJ, is that from the show? - Yeah.
I know the whole thing. - Wait, pirate guys!
You can finish the whole show. CJ will be your captain.
♪ ♪
- All right, it's worth a shot.
[swarthy accent] New guy, ready the cannons.
- Oh, but I, uh--
- [growls] Wait!
I should be the captain!
- Let me at him! - No, I got this.
Get ready to be shark bait!
- [hollers]
[both grunting]
[audience gasps]
[both straining]
- Oh. - Yah!
- Ha-ha. Yah! - [hollers]
- [grunting]
- Yes, CJ, yes! [all cheer]
- [grunting]
- [babbles] Whoa!
[slow-motion scream]
[grunts]
- What the-- - Go, CJ, go!
- Well done, matey!
[cheers and applause]
- [spits]
Huh?
- I never leave a pirate behind.
- [normal voice] This is incredible.
This is better than the real show!
[swarthy accent] Great work, Captain!
We've defeated the Red Pirates!
There's just one thing left to do.
- Aye.
[whimsical nautical music]
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
Victory is ours!
- Arr! - Ow.
- Carlos, Carlos!
Get the rubies!
- I'm so proud of you.
My baby is a star.
- All right! - CJ! CJ! CJ!
- Congrats, CJ. You were awesome.
- Thanks, Ronnie Anne.
This was the best family day ever.
[sweet music]
- Uh, CJ?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Hey, I, uh, just wanted to say thanks for saving me.
You weren't bad as the Captain. - "Not bad"?
- [laughs] Okay, you were awesome,
and I'm sorry about the way I treated you.
- Thanks. Maybe I'll see you next time.
- Aye-aye, Captain. I hope so.
Oh. [laughs nervously.
Hello.
Ow! [groans]
I deserved that.
- Okay, time to go.
[lively music]
Wait, where's Carlos?
- Uh, no, I can't do the Wednesday show,
but Saturday is good for me.
- Perfect. - [squawks]
Wait, I have a conflict.