[electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Buenos dias, amigos of the universe.
I am Ernesto Estrella,
and today I shall reveal...
tu destino.
- [squawks] My destiny? I'm dying to know!
- Ronnie Anne, ven, ven.
Watch my favorite astrologer with me.
- I'm not really into horoscopes.
- Give it a chance, mija.
Ernesto is very accurate.
He predicted that I would have two children,
a beautiful home, and a charming husband.
- [belches]
This bobo again? - He got two out of three.
- [chuckles]
- Today, I will be talking about the fire sign.
- Ooh, Ronalda, that's you!
- With the moon in the seventh house,
today is a very special day for fire-sign people,
for today they will find love.
Es tu destino.
- Oh, how exciting!
I met tu abuelo when I was not much older than you.
- I hate to disappoint you, Abuela,
but there's no way I'm finding love today
unless you mean this guacamole.
[chomps]
Hey, Lincoln. Guac's up?
- Hey, Ronnie Anne. Guess what?
My mom has a meeting in the city,
so I thought we could hang out.
- No way! That's awesome. - Yeah.
I'll be there in about an hour unless Vanzilla breaks down.
Whoa!
- Okay. Smell you later. - It's a sign!
Ernesto's prediction is already coming true.
- You mean Lincoln? Yeah, right.
- Bwak! Ronnie Anne and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S --
- Listen, Abuela. We're just friends.
- Okay, okay, but Hector and I
used to be "just friends" too before we fell in love.
- Mm, oops! - You can't use a plate?
- The chip is the plate.
It's also a shovel.
- I'm so psyched you're here.
- Me too. I brought you something from Royal Woods.
It's a grape Flippee, your favorite.
- Ugh.
- Maybe I should've gone with turkey jerky.
- Aye, how thoughtful, right, Ronnie Anne?
- Why don't we go hang out in my room?
- Sergio, go spy.
[both laughing]
- I missed this:
you, me, cat videos, and I'm not the only one.
Remember Rochelle from Mrs. Johnson's class?
- Whoa, you kept that dumb egg baby we had to take care of?
- Shh! She might hear you.
You know, she's getting all A's this year.
I guess we're pretty good parents.
- Destino!
- Ugh. Ugh. Hmm? Huh?
- Ah! - Hey, you know,
it's so nice out. Why don't we take a walk?
So tell me all the Royal Woods gossip.
- Well, funny you asked. I actually need your advice.
My friend really likes this girl,
but they've been buds for a while,
and it's a long-distance thing.
Think he should tell her how he feels?
- Uh...
- A friend, sure.
Destino!
- No! I mean, maybe he should just stuff those feelings
deep down inside and not make things weird.
- Nah, he'd never go for that. He really likes this girl.
Hey, is there someplace where we can sit down
and be alone together?
[echoing] Together?
There's something important I want to share with you.
- Ugh! - Destino!
Boom! You just got Estrella-ed!
- How about you take him to that pizza place
down the street?
It's the perfect spot for two young people to talk.
- Ugh! - Aye, mi ojo!
- Ah! Sorry, Abuela. - Pizza sounds great.
- Yeah, great. Pizza it is.
I just forgot my thing in the house.
I'll be right back.
- Hmm.
- Sid! - Got you!
Oh, sorry, Ronnie Anne.
I thought you were someone else.
Have you seen a green and orange bird around here?
- I wish I could help, but I'm having a crisis.
My friend Lincoln's here,
and I'm pretty sure he's about to tell me he loves me.
- I thought you guys were just buds!
- Me too, but he brought our weird egg baby.
He keeps talking about "a lovesick friend,"
and now he wants to get pizza alone!
- My parents had pizza on their first date.
- I don't want it to be a date.
If Lincoln tells me he likes me, it'll be so awkward.
It could even ruin our friendship.
- You're right. There's no going back from that.
- Exactly, which is why I need you to come with us
and kill the mood so he doesn't talk about his feelings.
- Sure, I can be your wing-woman,
but if I see the bird, I got to run.
- I'm so glad my two best buds are finally meeting.
- I've heard a lot about you, Lincoln.
I can see why Ronnie Anne loves being your friend
and nothing more.
Well, got to run. I'm on my way to the pizza place.
- Wow, what a crazy coincidence!
That's just where we're going. Come on.
So what topping are you guys getting?
I'm going for mushroom.
- Pepperoni for me. - Bird!
- Bird, huh? Never tried it but --
- No, she lost her bird.
- Oh, well. I guess it's just the two of us again.
- Guh...
- Oh, hey, that's my abuelo.
Where are you going? Stick around.
- Hola, mija.
We have to get back to band practice.
Our bowling alley gig is next week.
- Wait. Will you play something for us?
I'm sure Lincoln would love to hear one of your songs.
- Okay, just one song.
[romantic music]
♪ Young love ♪
♪ Nothing is as beautiful as young love ♪
- Wow, that was great,
but I don't want to wear you guys out before your gig.
- Hey.
Are you okay, Ronnie Anne? You're acting kind of weird.
- [chuckles]
No, I'm not. I just wanted you
to get to know my family and friends better like Vito.
- What? Who? You talking to me? - Yeah, it's been forever.
Let's catch up. How have you been?
- Hey. Why are you asking so many questions?
How much do you know? - Ugh, never mind.
It's always, "How much do you know?" with you.
- So now that I've got you alone--
- Waiter, can you tell me what's in the everything salad?
- Everything. - Go on.
- Cucumbers, tomatoes, capers--
- While you're deciding--
- Broccoli-- - I'm gonna go change.
- Cubed tofu, an everything bagel--
- I should probably be wearing something more formal
for what I'm about to do.
- Stewed carrots, Gorgonzola, pepperoncini.
- I think I just lost my appetite.
- Ugh.
- Where did you go, you little rascal?
- Oh! Ronnie Anne, I'm so sorry I bailed. Did it happen yet?
- No, he went to spruce himself up.
- Sprucing is bad.
I know! Just say your arthritis is flaring up, then leave.
Works for my grandma every time.
- Or I could just suck it up and tell him
I don't feel the same way. - Both good options.
Call me after!
- How do I look? - Ah!
- Wow. Listen, Lincoln, we got to talk.
Um...
Ow! My arthritis is flaring up.
Let's get out of here.
Guess we're not gonna get alone time
on this visit after all. Sorry.
- That's okay.
I wanted to be alone with you because I was kind of nervous,
but maybe it's best that your whole family is here for this.
Hey, everyone!
- Stop. - Can I have your attention?
- Oh! - Hey, what's going on?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Is it happening?
- Ronnie Anne, will you sit here?
- Actually, I just remembered --
- Sientate, don't be rude. Sit, sit!
- No, no, no, no!
- Lincoln, please don't do this!
It'll ruin everything.
- Why? I'm not that bad at magic.
- Magic? - Check it out.
Ladies and gentlemen, watch in amazement
as this one ring becomes three rings!
- Ooh!
- But wait! There's more!
Voila!
- Wow! - Do it again!
- I blinked. What happened? - You've been a great audience.
Thanks for letting me test out this trick
before the school talent show.
Without practice, it could've been super awkward.
- Yeah, we wouldn't want that. Whew.
Hey, Linc. Thanks for coming to visit.
I'm really glad that we've stayed friends.
- Of course. Why wouldn't we?
Sorry, hang on a sec. Not now, Rusty!
Your love letter will have to wait.
- Oh, so Rusty is the one with the crush.
- Yeah.
He swears he met his soul mate in Reno last summer.
Wait. Who'd you think I was talking about?
- Look, your mom's here! - Well, for my final act,
I will disappear. Abracadabra!
- Mom, it's locked!
- Whew.
What's that look, Abuela?
Ernesto Estrella was clearly wrong.
I didn't find love.
- Fine, mija, but try not to be so close-minded.
The universe works in mysterious ways.
- Bwak! Come here often, pajarita?
- Oh, there you are.
Sid's been looking for you, little guy.
- Oh, good! You found my lovebird!
- Lovebird? Ernesto was right. You did find love today.
- Okay, Abuela. I guess technically he was right.
- Booyah! I told you Ernesto was the best-o!
Estrella out!