- ♪ I'm in the big city with my big familia ♪
♪ Every day here is my favorite día ♪
♪ One big house and our family store ♪
♪ Food and laughter y mucho amor ♪
♪ Tíos, abuelos, all of my primos ♪
♪ A dog, a parrot, amigos ♪
♪ We're one big family now ♪
♪ Sundays and Mondays ♪
♪ They're all fun days when you're with the... ♪
Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha vida ♪
Casagrandes! - ♪ Bienvenida ♪
Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha risa ♪
Casagrandes! We're all familia!
- Tan-tan!
♪ ♪
- I've got you now, bird brain.
There's nowhere for you to hide.
- I don't need to hide, Cobra!
Not when I've got my Falcon Fortress!
Looks like you're done, Cobra.
- Wow! I wish I had a Falcon Fortress!
- Hey, kids!
Do you wish you had
your own Falcon Fortress?
Now you can!
Featuring special beak action
and Elote Blasters!
Get yours now!
Mamá!
Mom!
Can I get the Falcon Fortress,
por favor, with sugar on top?
- Of course, mijito.
- For your next birthday, in nine months.
- Yes!
It came!
Eyeliner, lashes...
No way!
I even got the shadow palette!
- Whoop-dee-doo.
Where are you even getting money for all this stuff?
Do you get more allowance than me?
- No, I don't pay for it.
I review makeup on my vlog,
and then companies send me stuff for free.
- Really? Would I get some free toys
if I made some videos?
- Sure. There are tons of kids
who unbox toys online.
It's, like, a whole thing. I could help you if you want.
- Excuse me.
I think I know how to play with toys.
Hey, guys!
Check out this cool toy!
It's a brand-new fire truck
with a working siren!
Ow!
Ahh!
Toy companies, send me free toys!
Still zero views?
Why is no one watching my video, Nugget?
Oh!
There's my favorite sister!
Are those new shoes?
Stylin', girl.
- Let me guess.
You didn't get any views, and you want my help.
- She's good.
- If you want my help, we are doing it my way.
- No way. No one can tell me what to do.
- Enjoy your zero views.
- No, wait! Please!
I can't wait until my birthday!
I want this toy so badly. I need it!
- Fine.
- I knew you'd come to your senses.
- First, you'll need the right angle.
Lalo, you can be our cameraman.
Second, and most importantly, you need a gimmick--
something to help you stand out.
- Hmm.
Hi, I'm Carl, the upside-down toy unboxer!
- - Ow! Watch it!
I'm not a piñata.
- Hey, guys!
This is Flamin' Hot Toy Reviews,
where I look at some hot toys and drink even hotter sauce!
Ah! Refreshing!
Whoa!
I'm Carl!
This toy makes me wanna jump for joy!
It's pogo-tastic!
- Ooh!
Pogo stick! Check me out!
This is a blast!
- Sergio!
That's mine! - No, es mío!
- Get your own!
- Wait,
a boy and his bird fighting over the latest toys.
It's so crazy, it just might work.
Sergio! That's mine!
- It's mine. - Get your own!
- 50,000 hits in a couple of hours--
that's amazing!
Proud sister moment!
- Oh, way to go, sidekick!
- You're the sidekick. I'm the star, baby.
- Hey, Carl. A package came in for you.
Have a good day!
- Thanks, Mirta.
Let's see.
"Dear Carl, we here at Toy Citi loved your video.
You and your bird sidekick are so cool!"
Told ya.
"Please play with this toy in your next video."
Sweet mother of swag! It worked!
- Let me see!
- That's mine! Give it!
- Guys, save it for the video.
♪ ♪
- Wow, a brand-new race car!
Time to take it for a spin!
- Back off!
I get to drive first!
- Hey!
Get your own!
♪ ♪
Get your own popcorn drone!
♪ ♪
This is the life, huh, Sergio?
- I'll say!
I'm gonna soak up these rays.
who's this chick?
- Enjoying the good life, boys?
How'd you like to make it better?
We're listening!
- Name's Monica from Super Duper Awesome Toys.
How'd you like to be one of our official super-reviewers?
Yeah!
- Good. Just get an adult to sign
this piece of paper, and you'll have more toys
than a toy store!
- I need a grown-up to sign this contract
I have not read!
- There's one.
You saw nothing.
- Ay!
Why are there so many boxes in here?
- Gah! Because our apartment is full.
They keep sending Carl toys!
- I can't help it that
I'm the most successful Casagrande.
- Well, I can't serve breakfast
with all of these toys in the way.
- I have an idea. Let's go to Cheezy's
for their breakfast pizza.
- Ooh!
- Cheese! -
Not so fast!
- Boys, how's your latest review coming?
- Great. We'll make it right after
breakfast pizza!
- That's not gonna work.
I need you to start shooting reviews now.
- Let me guess--more boxes.
Activate Baller Arms!
Slam dunk! Get your own!
- All right, if we hurry, we can still make it in time
for some breakfast pizza!
- Hey, Carl, you missed the best breakfast pizza.
- Carl, my dad said you could come check out
the new hyper-fast train.
- I'm there! - Uh, uh, uh.
We have 12 more reviews to do before noon.
- Oh! A truck-full of chocolate milk
just spilled into the empty swimming pool!
Grab your snorkel! -
- Carl, here are your packages!
Can't talk--chocolate swimming pool!
- No!
Miss Toy Boss, I don't wanna make videos anymore.
- Don't listen to him.
He's just joking.
- Please! These videos
are ruining my life!
- Sorry, kid, you signed a contract.
If you quit, we'll have to sue you
for everything you're worth.
- Heh. Fine by me.
All I've got are the chonies on my butt.
- Well, then we'll sue your family
for everything they're worth!
- What?
But you can't go after my family!
This isn't their fault!
- Then it's agreed.
I'll drop off a new toy
later today.
It's the toy of the year, Carl,
so this better be your best video yet.
Also, we're doing it live!
- Uh, Carl. Are you okay?
- If I don't spend the rest of my life unboxing toys,
we're gonna lose everything-- the apartment,
the mercado, even Lalo!
- Can I see that bag, real quick?
Thanks.
- If only I wasn't so good at this!
Darn my talent and perfect hair!
- Wait a minute. That's it!
I think I know how you can get out of this!
- Welcome to "Get Your Own" with Carl!
- And his handsome partner, Sergio!
- Today's episode is brought to you live!
Be prepared to...
Get your own!
- Ooh!
Definitely something awesome.
I'm sure you guys won't forget this one!
El Falcon's Fortress
with beak action and Elote Blasters?
Be strong, Carl.
You know what you have to do.
This toy is...awful!
Yeah, awfully awesome!
Stick to the script.
- Look how easily the parts break off.
Oh! This could be dangerous!
- See?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- We here at "Get Your Own"
care about quality, and this toy disgusts me!
It can't even do the most important thing--
stop the evil Cobra!
- Who do you think you are, kid?
I'm ripping up this contract!
You'll never get free toys again.
- Works for me.
- Monica, baby, wait!
We can work this out!
- Don't worry, Falcon, we'll get that fortress.
My birthday's only 9 months, 21 days,
12 hours, and ten seconds away!
Nine seconds, eight seconds, seven seconds...
- Monica, wait! We don't need Carl!
I'm the star!
♪ ♪
- Whoa!
This art festival is pretty cool!
- The free food is pretty cool too.
- My cheese sculpture!
- Where's Mamá's artwork?
- Something tells me that's it.
- Hola, mis amores!
I'm so happy you came to see my art!
These pieces are made up of my heart, my soul...
- And my sock.
- It's great, Tía Frida.
I bet you'll raise tons of money
at the charity auction tomorrow.
- I hope so!
Well, go on, look!
Tell me all your thoughts and feelings!
- Hmm.
- This one really speaks to me!
- Uh, Bobby, that's a trash can.
- I stand by what I said.
- Frida, chica!
I have someone important for you to meet.
- Ouch! - Ow!
- This is Artemio Alcaraz-- art critic
from the "Great Lakes City Chronicle."
His reviews can make or break an artist.
- Oh, I wouldn't say that,
even though it's so very true.
So what do you think?
- You'll have to read my review tomorrow,
but here's a sneak peek.
Your work is a wonder...
- - A vision...
- - Truly breathtaking.
- I think he's a fan, Frida! Magnifico!
- I can't wait to read his review!
Oh, excuse me.
It's time for me to perform the interpretive dance
that goes with my sculpture.
Vámonos, mi amor!
- Whoa! It's interactive!
- Guys, Artemio Alcaraz's review of Mamá's art
just went live!
- Nice. Must be good, right?
- Think again.
- It's horrible! - What?
But he said her stuff was "a wonder!"
- And "a vision." - And "breathtaking."
I know.
"Frida Puga Casagrande's art is a wonder--
I wonder how it could be so bad."
- What? Let me see that.
"Her sculptures are a vision of horror,
"while her painting is breathtaking
in its ability to make me feel disgust."
"She should quit being an artist."
- Wow.
None of those words mean what I thought they meant.
- This will break Mamá's heart.
- Not if she never sees it.
- Good idea.
- Thanks, Bobby.
- Oh, is that the paper?
I can't wait to see my review!
- Sorry, need this for a school papier-mâché project!
Okay, thanks. Bye!
- Hey. I was reading the funnies.
- I guess I'll just read the review on my phone.
- Uh, sorry.
Mine's out of battery. I need to take yours.
I'll take breakfast for the road!
Love you! Bye!
Now we have to talk to each other.
Tía Frida! How can I help you?
- Oh, I'm just looking for the paper, mi'jo.
♪ ♪
Uh, newspapers? Yeah, newspapers.
Uh, I know we have them around here somewhere.
Yikes! - Ooh!
- Lalo!
I'm sorry, Tía Frida. These are all ruined.
Bad dog! Good dog.
- Where are you going, Mamá?
- Oh, I thought I'd stop by the art festival
and see how it's going.
Maybe I can finally see my review!
- No! - You can't!
- Don't! - We want you to teach us
your interpretative dance... right now!
- Wait.
That's the plan?
I mean, uh, let's get our dance on!
- Hmm.
The day has finally come!
My precious bebes!
Of course I'll share the joy of dance with you!
Phew!
- Prepare to feel through música!
- Ah-ha!
I have collected every device in the building.
Oh.
Hello? Oh.
Hi, Grandma Nakamura. Mr. Nakamura?
Oh, he's, uh...in the bathroom,
um, for the rest of the day!
He had some bad shrimp.
Okay, bye!
I've been doing that all day.
- At least you didn't have to do
a four-hour interpretative dance!
- Ah, well, Lalo and I had to pee
on half the newspapers in town!
Let's just say we're drained.
- And the other half of the newspapers
are in my fake papier-mâché project.
- What is it? - Who knows?
Important thing is, Tía Frida didn't see the review.
- Oh, no! We missed a paper!
- She must have read the review!
- They say Artemio Alcaraz makes or breaks artists.
-
Well, it looks like he broke her.
- We have to un-break her.
What if she listens to Artemio and gives up being an artist?
- Then I'll find that Artemio Alcaraz,
and I'll break him!
- Easy, tiger.
Maybe we can show Mamá
that the review doesn't matter.
- How?
Hmm.
Tonight's charity auction!
If Tía Frida's art sells,
she'll believe in herself again!
- But how will we get people to buy her work
after Artemio trashed it?
- Artemio's is not the only opinion that matters.
I think I have a plan.
- Uh, do we have time for a bathroom break?
- Bienvenidos, mi gente,
to the Great Lakes City Art Auction.
See a piece you like, raise your paddle to bid!
Don't be shy! It's for charity!
Be generosos! -
Announcing Lord Bobert
and Lady Carlota Zapanta!
Ooh! -
They're the most influential art collectors
in the whole world!
- I've never heard of them.
- I say!
I can't wait to bid on Frida Casagrande's work.
I have to redecorate my...yacht-castle.
- Ugh.
- Yes, Lord Bobert.
Anyone with taste will be bidding on this art.
- Let the bidding begin at $50.
- Fifty dollars!
- Bobby, we're not really supposed to bid.
We're just trying to get other people to bid.
- Right, forgot I wasn't rich.
When I act, I really commit.
- Vámonos! Do I have 60?
- No one's bidding! What do we do?
- I told you this lame plan wouldn't work.
I'll get this auction going.
Let's go, boys!
- Okay, 50...going once...
Going twice...
♪ ♪
Sold for--oh.
- Huh?
- I have 60! Going, going, sold!
- Where are you going to hang it, in the garbage?
- Now, onto our next piece.
- Who will like to begin the bidding?
- - Seventy dollars!
Do I hear 100?
- Ooh, better buy it before it gets any more expensive.
Bobby!
- Sorry. It's just so exciting.
- One hundred! Do I hear one-fifty?
- Ow! - Ooh!
- - One hundred and fifty!
Do I hear 300?
- Don't be cheap!
- Ah! -
- Whoa!
- Has everyone lost their minds?
- Four hundred? Five hundred?
Eight hundred! One thousand!
We haven't even uncovered the art!
Frida, your art is selling out.
Bring anything else you have right away.
Rápido, chica! Do I hear 5,000?
- Five thousand! - Oh, no, wrong fish!
- Sold to the very enthusiastic man with his eyes closed.
- I just had a nightmare that I lost $5,000!
- Señor, we take check or cash.
- What? I was asleep.
Plus, she's family.
I'm not buying something I can get for free at home.
- That's why my paddle went up!
- Oh, come, come.
This is priceless art!
Of course you wanted it!
- Bobby, why are you dressed like a rich bobo?
- I don't know who this Bobby is,
but I, Lord Bobert, must retire to my yacht-castle.
Bye, Abuelo.
Ahh!
- Oh, so these children
tricked us all into bidding on this art!
- I knew they were imposters.
- What's going on here?
Is it true?
Did you all trick these people
into buying my art?
- We're sorry, Mamá.
- We didn't want you to give up on your art
because of some dumb review.
- Ay! No, no, no, no!
I would never give up my art.
Yes, the review hurt a little,
but artists must have a thick skin!
- But we saw you crying earlier.
- Oh, that!
I was channeling all my pain into my new pieces--
paintings infused with my tears!
- Wow. Ooh!
- Aww!
- Wow.
I guess you're stronger than we thought.
- As long as you like doing it,
who cares what other people think, chiquita?
- Oh, I need that for my house!
- Though it is nice when you're appreciated.
- This is great, Tía Frida!
We're so glad you didn't give up on your dreams.
Yeah!
- I don't get what the fuss is about.
She didn't even color in the lines.
- - Hey, what the--ah!
- Be careful with that!
It's going in my yacht-castle!
♪ ♪