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[M'Dear scatting, singing]
♪ A Netflix Original ♪

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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪

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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪

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-[Moz] ♪ Big Moz! ♪
-[Cocoa] ♪ Do you love me? ♪

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-[Moz] ♪ Yep ♪
-♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪

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♪ Jade in the house, I've got a lot to say
I'm a big sis, can't-miss renegade ♪

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♪ Call me Shaka now
I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪

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♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi
That's me ♪

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♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪

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[M'Dear] ♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪

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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪

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[M'Dear laughing]

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♪ Hey, hey! ♪

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[upbeat music playing]

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We'll show these kids
how to battle the old-fashioned way.

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Those video-game-playing weaklings
won't know what hit 'em.

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You ready?

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Here we go, baby. On my signal.

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[Grace yelling wildly]

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[thrilling music playing]

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[Moz yelling in slow motion]
Go over there!

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[Grace groans in slow motion]

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I'm hit!

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Go on without me!

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Okay.

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Grace! My older baby sister! No!

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[Nerf gun popping]

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[Moz] Huh, huh?

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Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Here we go.

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All right, all right. Easy.

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I'm sorry it has to end like this.

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I'm not.

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Tell your mom I love her
and she better not remarry!

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[beeps]

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[groans in slow motion]

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[Daniel yells]

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-What the heck is going on in here?
-[Grace] Hey, hey, hey!

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Yeah, yeah. Hey! What-- what is going on?

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-Uh, don't act like you weren't playing.
-Yeah, Moz. Daniel.

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You should be ashamed of yourselves.
I tried to stop 'em, M'Dear.

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Be calm, Melly. Be calm.

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Whatever.

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Clean this stuff up.

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-He's talking to you.
-To you.

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M'Dear hasn't been acting like herself
lately.

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Yeah. I mean, she never passes
on whupping some behind.

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-Me either.
-[Nerf gun pops]

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[groans]

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[upbeat music playing]

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It is a perfect day for a bike ride.

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And for wearing fitted sweats afterwards
to the supermarket

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for all that unwanted attention.

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Did it work?

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No.

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Man, I miss being active.
Can't wait till my knee is 100 again.

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It serves you right.

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Your middle-aged, heavy behind
had no business jumping in a bouncy house.

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[scoffs]

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You know, Dad, you should come with me.
It's really great exercise.

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No, no. I get enough exercise walking
to the bathroom three times a night.

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Getting old is no fun.

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That reminds me.
Someone special has a birthday comin' up.

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Boy, what did I tell you
about using the "B" word?

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[Jade] M'Dear!

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How old will you be?

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How old do I look?

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Uh…

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Six… six…

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Sixteen!

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[chuckles] Close enough.

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Grandpa, how old will she be really?

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Well, she's confused me so much
over the years, I really don't know.

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You know, at one point,

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I was worried that I might
be arrested for marrying a minor.

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You know, I really love birthdays.
Are you excited about yours, M'Dear?

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Well, I was, but a friend of mine
passed yesterday. Phyllis.

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Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I… I loved Ms. Phyllis.

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Yeah. Me too.

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You know, we met in the third grade,
and I was in all six of her weddings.

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She was much better at picking friends
than husbands.

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Now I understand
why you've been out of sorts.

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Yeah.

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This year, I don't even want
to celebrate my birthday.

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[scoffs]

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Wow, M'Dear's really depressed.

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Yeah, guys.

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Maybe we should cancel her surprise party.

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No. No, no, no. It'll be good for her.

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Melly loves a party.

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Well, you know her best.

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Yeah, and I also know
I can't return 100 pounds of shrimp.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Okay, spread out and look for any photos

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or other memorabilia
that could be used for the party.

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But remember,
only things M'Dear won't miss.

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You mean like Mazzi?

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There's a safe in the closet,
but there isn't any money in it.

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What I do in my spare time is my business.

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-I wonder why it isn't locked.
-Probably can't remember the combination.

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Look,
it's one of Uncle Daniel's report cards.

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[gasps]

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It has no grades in it.
It just says, "Call me immediately."

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Just a bunch of financial forms
with Mom and Dad's name on it.

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Whoa.

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It's a bankruptcy filing.

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In Monopoly, bankruptcy's bad.

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Yeah, it's bad in real life too.
It means Mom and Dad are broke.

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-Aw, man, that means we're broke.
-Why didn't they tell us?

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Well, they probably didn't want us
to get scared and freak out.

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Well, it didn't work,
'cause now I'm scared and freaking out!

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You know, this is all your fault, Jade.

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Thanks to those acrylic nails,
the rest of us don't have a college fund.

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[scoffs] Don't blame me.

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That robotics program you're in
is ridiculously expensive.

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At least I'm getting an education
that will help this family out of poverty.

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Okay, my musical talent will help
if we have to sing for our supper.

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No offense, we're gonna starve.

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No, guys.
Mom and Dad will find a way to support us.

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We just need to help them.

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-Does that mean what I think?
-Don't say it!

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I have to.

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-We're going to have to get…
-[Mazzi sighs sharply]

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…[echoing] jobs!

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪ Hey, hey! ♪

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Hey, Hot Dog Lady.

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How'd the first day go?

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They made me clean the public restroom.
I saw things that I will never unsee!

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All for what? Maybe $70?

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-Forty-five after taxes.
-[gasps]

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All done, sir.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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Who's next?

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[electric razor buzzing]

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You know you're cutting hair,
not mowing a lawn?

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Focus on what we talked about,
and I'll see you next week.

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The next time you have a book report,
don't be nervous. Just breathe.

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Life coaching is my calling.

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Seriously, with my help, Jade, you can
still graduate high school on time.

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Wha--

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Um, I will have you know
that my counselor said

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that I could get into
Tippano Technical Institute.

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It's the Harvard of community colleges!

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All right. So how did you guys do?

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Uh, between the three of us, we made…

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eight-fifty.

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That's not even enough
for a corn dog combo.

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We have to work harder, guys.
They can't afford to keep us all.

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You're right. They'll probably
get rid of the weakest link.

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Give me that.

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Sorry, little bro,
but we'll keep in touch.

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I'm sure you'll find a great forever home.

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Oh, I heard the Gonzalezes
have always wanted a son.

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Well, they do have a pool.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[door opens]

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[M'Dear snoring]

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[Grandpa chuckles softly]

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Melly, why are you in here
pretending to be asleep?

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-Your birthday dinner's getting cold.
-Leave me alone, Jeb.

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I don't want to have a birthday dinner.

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Your kids
went to a lot of trouble for you.

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Even Daniel helped.

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Now I know you're lyin'.

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[laughing]

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It was worth a try. [laughing]

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Look,

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I know you're upset about Phyllis.

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Jeb,

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I'm tired.

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At this age, every day I wake up,
I never know who else I'm gonna lose.

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Which means you've got to live.

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For what?

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I have more yesterdays behind me
than tomorrows ahead,

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and this milestone birthday,
well, it just highlights that.

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[knocking on door]

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Hey. What's taking so long?

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Talk to the birthday girl.
Maybe you can talk some sense into her.

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[scoffs]

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Come on, M'Dear, you got a whole lot of…

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just family waiting for you.

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If it'll get you two off my back,

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-I'll go.
-Okay. Oh, but wait.

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Don't you want to change first?

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Put on that pretty dress
I picked out for you?

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No. Not tonight.

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I just want to get this over with
so I can come back and get in that bed.

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Uh…

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Oh, boy. This cannot end well.

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You're right.

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You go.

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I'll wait here and pack my bags.

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Come on.

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪ Yeah, yeah, uh ♪

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Where is every--

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-[all] Surprise!
-Oh, hell!

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[screaming]

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-Somebody's gonna pay for that.
-Yeah.

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Let's get ahead of it and blame Shaka.

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-Good idea.
-[Jade] I know.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[indistinct conversations]

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I'm here. Let the party begin.

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I said, "Let the party begin!"

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[all] Surprise!

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[M'Dear laughing]

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Oh my goodness!

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Mercy! You all got me. Aha!

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I had no idea. It's so unexpected.
[chuckles]

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Oh Susie, you came all this way.

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Mays, looking good! [laughing]

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Party, party!

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[dance music playing]

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Hey. Do me a favor.
Dance with my buddy Jordan?

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-Ugh. Moz, I don't feel like dancing.
-He's single.

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Jordan, let's get down!

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Great. [grunts]

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[clears throat]

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Um…

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Thanks to you all for coming.

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Um, you know, we wanted to roast M'Dear,

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but we figured it would be safer
to have the kids do it. [chuckles]

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[guests laughing]

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So silly.

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They'd better not embarrass me.

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Relax, M'Dear. It's all in good fun.

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All right, baby. Come on.

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[nostalgic music playing]

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Amelia Louise Williams
was born June 13, 1976.

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That's right, 1976.

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And we have the birth certificate
to prove it.

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Where did they get
that official document from?

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[chuckles]

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Puttin' my business in the street.

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Did you know my name, Ami,
is short for Amelia?

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My mom thought if she named me
after M'Dear, M'Dear would love her.

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Didn't work.

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Oh, Cocoa's so crazy. [laughing]

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And now
Shaka and Mazzi will do a short skit

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based on a day in our lives
of living with M'Dear.

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[lively piano music playing]

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[as M'Dear] You need a butt-whupping!

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Why? What did I do, M'Dear?

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[as M'Dear] I'm sure I'll think
of something when I'm whupping you!

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[crying out]

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[all laughing]

250
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,204
[as M'Dear] Whoo! Got me sweatin'.

251
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,541
♪ Jesus ♪

252
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,584
♪ Jesus ♪

253
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,336
♪ Hallelujah ♪

254
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,509
Now get up! It's time to go to church!

255
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,764
[all laughing and applauding]

256
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:33,564
[laughing] Oh, those boys!

257
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,065
Oh, that was a bit much.

258
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,861
They know darn well
I don't perspire when I spank!

259
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,280
[laughing]

260
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:45,993
Now please welcome M'Dear's oldest
and least attractive grandchild, Jade.

261
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,204
[all applauding]

262
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:55,836
-[sarcastic laugh] My brother is so funny.
-Ow!

263
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,130
-Okay. Stop!
-Honey! Jade!

264
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:03,802
Oh, and he forgot to mention,
the strongest grandchild. [laughs]

265
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,224
Now, everyone thinks

266
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:13,896
that M'Dear is the very proper
First Lady of Heaven's Way Baptist Church.

267
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:14,980
I am.

268
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,148
[chuckles]

269
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,609
Well, I have some flashback footage

270
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,361
that proves that Cardi B
has some competition.

271
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:25,115
What? Oh, those durn cell phone cameras.

272
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,869
Just forget about Big Brother.
Your own grandkids are spying on ya.

273
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,412
[upbeat rap music playing]

274
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,039
♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪

275
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,749
♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪

276
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,292
♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪

277
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,252
♪ Judy, Judy ♪

278
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,712
♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪

279
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,172
♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪

280
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,840
♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪

281
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,592
♪ Judy
Big booty ♪

282
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,344
♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪

283
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,721
♪ Judy
Big booty, booty ♪

284
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,097
[all cheering]

285
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,101
Oh my goodness! [laughing]

286
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:57,314
Now, will everyone please
help me welcome to the stage

287
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:03,111
my beautiful, talented,
45-year-old grandmother, Amelia McKellan!

288
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,656
[all cheering and applauding]

289
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,870
Oh…

290
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:17,668
Oh my goodness. Everyone, sit down.
Just sit down! [laughing]

291
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:23,674
Oh, thank you so much for coming out
and celebrating me. [chuckling]

292
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,051
What about my grandbabies, huh?

293
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,178
-[guests cheering]
-[M'Dear laughing]

294
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,806
Ain't they somethin'? [laughing]

295
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:31,807
Ooh…

296
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,351
I've never been roasted before.

297
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,603
Oh, but my goodness… [chuckles]

298
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,857
…let's keep the fun goin'! [laughing]

299
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,359
Oh Lord. Here we go.

300
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,031
Now, I… I have a beautiful family.

301
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,616
My oldest,

302
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,120
Moz, and his wife, Cocoa.

303
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,122
The two of you, just stand up, stand up.

304
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,375
-[guests cheering]
-[M'Dear exclaims]

305
00:15:59,042 --> 00:15:59,960
Ooh…

306
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:04,798
Cocoa is the worst gold digger
I have ever seen.

307
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,884
She married a professional athlete

308
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,303
and livin' in his mama's house!

309
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,888
[laughing]

310
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,684
-That's not funny, is it?
-No, it's not.

311
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,896
Hey, just relax, Moz.
All in good fun, remember? [laughing]

312
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,356
-Daniel?
-[Daniel] Huh?

313
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,734
Are you talkin' while I'm talkin'?

314
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:29,906
That's probably why your behind
is always unemployed.

315
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,160
Who gets fired on a day off?

316
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,997
[M'Dear laughing]

317
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,457
No!

318
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,168
It's because I don't have any skills.

319
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,504
[shrieks] True that. [laughing]

320
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,256
-[Shaka] You sure told her.
-I did.

321
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,551
Like she's the Terminator. How do we
go back in time and turn her off?

322
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,970
Listen,
I've been trying to do it for years.

323
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,183
Uh, Grace? Where you goin'?

324
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,644
Come on back here
and get some of this smoke.

325
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,148
I love you, M'Dear.

326
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:07,235
Oh, I love you too,
but, uh… explain somethin' to me.

327
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:12,157
How can you create
a dating app for Christian singles

328
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,993
when you are still single?

329
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,329
Huh?

330
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:21,166
Baby, you need to stop bein' so picky

331
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,336
and swipe left for yourself! [laughing]

332
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,715
Actually, it's up.

333
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,596
She's just exaggerating.
I'm really not that picky.

334
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,556
Oh God, is that dandruff?

335
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,770
Oh, shoot! I'm in her sights.

336
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,232
What took you so long?

337
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,443
All right, Melly.

338
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,237
[grunts]

339
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,489
-What are you gonna say about me?
-[M'Dear] Oh…

340
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,784
Jeb and I have been married
for a lifetime.

341
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,661
-[guests clapping]
-Yes.

342
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,249
He moves a little slower,

343
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,253
and he's kind of forgetful sometimes,

344
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:12,759
but he is still the most handsome man
I've ever met.

345
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,761
[Grandpa and M'Dear laughing]

346
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,642
Well, this party sure has cheered you up.

347
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,185
I guess so.

348
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,729
Um… [clicks tongue]

349
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,148
I lost a good friend…

350
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,485
and I… I've been a little down.

351
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:37,909
But all of you tonight have made me
realize how blessed I am to be alive.

352
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,036
And so, from now on,

353
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,999
I am going to live in my truth

354
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:49,087
and celebrate
all of my 45 years on this Earth.

355
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,463
-Amen!
-Amen!

356
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,840
Let's dance!

357
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,384
Soul Train line!

358
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,136
[all cheering]

359
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,305
["Voodoo Hoodoo" by Marco Vitali playing]

360
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:55,195
Hey, Mazzi, what's the name
of that fancy synthesizer you wanted?

361
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,530
Oh, um…

362
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,367
I don't want it anymore. Thanks, Mom.

363
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,622
Uh, hold on!
There's some more noodle in there.

364
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,207
Oh…

365
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,042
Got it.

366
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,045
Okay. What is goin' on?

367
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,799
Yeah, you kids have been acting really odd
for the last couple of days.

368
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,885
-We--
-Odd how? [chuckles awkwardly]

369
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:20,762
Jade?

370
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,182
Okay.

371
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,393
Okay.

372
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,146
We know you filed for bankruptcy,

373
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,983
and we've been doing what we can
to help you guys out with money.

374
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,653
-What's this?
-It's the money we've earned so far.

375
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,197
We wanted to let you know
we'll be all right.

376
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,158
And this is our combined savings.

377
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,078
We're here for you
the way you've always been here for us.

378
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:45,996
[Jade] Mm-hmm.

379
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,622
Wow.

380
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,291
We have the greatest kids.

381
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,251
Yeah, we really do.

382
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:55,046
But you guys have nothing to worry about.
I will…

383
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,925
We will always take care of you.

384
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,303
And, yes,
money has been tight for a while,

385
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:07,183
but C by Cocoa is turning a good profit,
and your father has some exciting news.

386
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,312
Uh, well,
I've been entertaining several job offers,

387
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:14,566
and I've just signed a deal to be the new
commentator for What's Up Football?

388
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,401
Congratulations!

389
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:20,989
Look, you guys can leave the worrying
to us, okay? We got you.

390
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,074
This family is thriving.

391
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,995
-And more great things are coming our way.
-Yes, they are.

392
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,414
I am so happy to hear that. [laughs]

393
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:30,957
I will, uh,

394
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,584
just be taking that back.

395
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,835
Oh…

396
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,170
[chuckles] And this.

397
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,047
Thank you.

398
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,632
Sorry. They're so rude.

399
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,968
Now, about that synthesizer…

400
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,389
[upbeat music playing]

401
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,142
Man, don't be greedy, D! [scoffs]

402
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,984
Well, all the guests are gone.

403
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,072
Well, we haven't partied this late
since 1999.

404
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,825
-I hope you like it. It's from us kids.
-Okay.

405
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,872
-Oh…
-Wow.

406
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,958
It's absolutely beautiful.

407
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,251
Isn't it?

408
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,921
Oh, thank you, kids.

409
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,672
You know,

410
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:25,720
I'm exhausted,
and I thank you for a wonderful birthday,

411
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:30,809
but this old 40-year-old woman
needs to get up and go to bed.

412
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,186
Wow, M'Dear. You're getting younger.

413
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,605
Well, parties do that for me, baby.

414
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:43,238
M'Dear, I have something for you.
Well, actually, it's from me and Moz.

415
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,076
Well, just let me do this again.

416
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,370
[chuckling]

417
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,247
Okay, baby, let's see here.

418
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:54,624
It's a…

419
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,043
Ohh!

420
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,171
Is this what I think it is?

421
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,423
What is it, M'Dear?

422
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:02,924
Oh my goodness!

423
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,217
[laughing]

424
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,970
What kind of gift is that?
It's not even in color.

425
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,013
Is that a picture of a lima bean?

426
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,182
[Jade] Whoa.

427
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,475
Mom, are you pregnant?

428
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,145
Yes, I am!

429
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,814
-Surprise!
-Surprise!

430
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:21,901
Well, I'll be! Another grandchild!

431
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:25,488
This is the best present ever! [laughing]

432
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,366
And it explains
all those pounds you've been packing on.

433
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,665
[upbeat music playing]

434
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,887
[closing theme music playing]

435
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,848
-Diva out.
-[snaps fingers]