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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我要你們見見我的家人
‎他們南下與我同住

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‎-大摩斯
‎-你愛我嗎？

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‎-耶
‎-我是可可

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‎潔德，我當然有很多話要說
‎我是大姊，怎麼可能不叛逆

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‎趕快叫我夏卡，現在由我當家搖滾

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‎馬吉就是我

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‎我是小媽媽艾咪

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‎大聲歌唱、盡情歡樂

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‎闔家團圓

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‎（歡迎來到喬治亞哥倫布）

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‎親愛的奶奶，還要多久？我的頭好燙

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‎都還沒調到高溫呢

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‎寶貝，妳是黑人女性，要堅強一點

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‎我的髮型會跟千黛亞一樣，對吧？

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‎甚至更好看

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‎不管那是誰

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‎好了，我該穿哪一件才像
‎“萬能女子”？

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‎妳穿不下我的衣服，抱歉，就是無法

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‎潔絲席姆斯要為她的

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‎“萬能女子”節目專訪我
‎某人吃不到葡萄說葡萄酸

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‎得了吧！

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‎我連續15年摘下模範母親頭銜

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‎本來有望蟬聯第16年

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‎要不是可惡的丹尼爾放火燒了郵局

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‎這項殊榮是可可原創珠寶的轉捩點

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‎妳知道之前的得主有史黛西艾布蘭
‎和蜜雪兒歐巴馬嗎？

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‎真的嗎？

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‎真可惜我跟蜜雪兒沒見過面

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‎-她一定會喜歡我的
‎-我也是

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‎妳才不知道呢

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‎總之，謝謝妳替我幫艾咪燙頭髮

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‎不客氣

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‎-我能喝一杯你的甜茶嗎？
‎-不行，親愛的，這是爸爸的瘦身茶

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‎內含特殊配方能清腸胃與瘦小腹

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‎-妳要我穿的褲子很緊
‎-你的服裝跟孩子是搭配好的

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‎沒關係，我是優秀的運動員

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‎我知道怎麼加速新陳代謝
‎一小時內減掉5公分腰圍

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‎好吧，注意點，親愛的

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‎可可說得對，摩斯

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‎茶裡藥草的藥效很強

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‎這裡有誰贏過超級盃賽？

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‎我知道我在幹嘛，好嗎？

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‎等你在街上“超級想棒賽”

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‎拉到快中風時，別打給我

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‎開玩笑的啦

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‎親愛的媽媽會救你

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‎我的寶貝不會有事的

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‎可可原創珠寶，有什麼需要效勞？

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‎什麼追踪號碼？

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‎對，項鍊

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‎我當然沒有忘記

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‎我正要過去聯邦快遞

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‎所以“萬能女子”忘了做什麼？

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‎波士頓女性行動組織

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‎訂了30條“像女孩那樣投票”的項鍊

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‎而我被受訪的事沖昏了頭

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‎忘了答應明天要送項鍊過去

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‎那很簡單，聯邦快遞最後收貨時間
‎是下午5點

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‎妳的30條項鍊都做好了吧？

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‎大部分

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‎只剩下28條

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‎這樣啊，他們說妳是萬能女子
‎我猜不包括數學這方面

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‎可可 ，妳要怎麼做完項鍊

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‎並準備好面試？

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‎看我的

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‎蜜雪兒不會放棄，史黛西不會放棄

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‎我也不會

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‎為什麼？因為我跟她們一樣
‎也無所不能

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‎嘿，你們要這個嗎？

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‎那不是迪昂是在郡市集
‎贏來給妳的嗎？

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‎對，我們以前都叫它“我們的寶貝”

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‎但我要跟他分手了，才發現它有多醜

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‎我猜是像它媽媽

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‎妳要跟迪昂分手？

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‎對，我們每次做他喜歡的活動

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‎但他總對我想做的事興趣缺缺

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‎幫他說句話
‎妳喜歡的東西通常都很俗氣

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‎對，像是日落時去坐運草車
‎還有在公園溜冰？

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‎那些你跟摩根一起做的事？

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‎妳是說我俗氣嗎？

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‎老兄，你再俗一點
‎就是變不出新把戲的老狗了

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‎你說得對，但我只是為了逗摩根開心

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‎做得好，夏卡

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‎健全的關係需要折衷妥協

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‎如果迪昂不願意為妳這麼做

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‎那離開他剛好而已

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‎媽！

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‎嘿，來吧，快穿上鞋，我們去投籃

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‎中招了吧！

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‎這是為了報復今天早上

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‎把水倒在我身上，讓我誤以為尿床

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‎你自找的

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‎是嗎？

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‎如果你想開戰，那就開戰吧

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‎我會踩著你的屍骸，品嘗勝利的滋味

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‎那就讓這事記下來吧

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‎那就讓這事解決吧

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‎我是怎麼跟你們說把東西亂丟會…

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‎媽媽，妳得救我的頭髮
‎我看起來像瑪克辛沃特斯

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‎沒那麼好看，但很接近了
‎妳怎麼會不喜歡呢？

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‎如果是1960年，我會驚豔全場
‎但現在並不是

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‎好的

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‎艾咪，我正在處理一筆大訂單
‎我會盡快幫妳弄好頭髮

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‎親愛的奶奶把妳弄得美麗動人
‎就像桃樂絲丹鐸

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‎妳居然不喜歡嗎？

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‎我不知道那是誰

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‎但妳卻認識“少年放蛋團”的每個成員

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‎是防彈少年團

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‎隨便啦

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‎真是可恥，但寶貝，我不怪妳

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‎我怪妳媽媽

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‎我也怪妳，妳讓她把我弄成這樣

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‎嗨，麥加倫太太

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‎你好，迪昂

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‎我去叫潔德

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‎迪昂來了！

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‎記住

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‎你會沒事的

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‎好

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‎你好，迪昂

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‎潔德

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‎我想我們應該分手

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‎什麼？

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‎你要跟我分手？

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‎對，妳很棒，但我們的興趣不同

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‎我知道，但至少我參加了
‎你每場臭烘烘的空手道比賽

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‎-我以為妳喜歡空手道
‎-不，我喜歡的是你

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‎難道坐一趟運草車會要你的命嗎？

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‎別互相指責了，我們都沒錯

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‎對，錯的人是你
‎所以我才要跟你分手

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‎好吧

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‎回頭見

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‎迪昂跟我分手了

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‎親愛的，我知道這跟原先預期不一樣

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‎但這是妳要的結果，對吧？

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‎才怪

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‎是我想跟他分手

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‎我要搶先他在IG上公布

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‎潔德，這不是比賽

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‎錯，絕對是比賽

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‎女孩，妳的笑容就像彩虹

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‎漂亮又燦爛

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‎妳是我的幸運星，女孩

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‎如果愛妳是錯的，我想將錯…

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‎天啊，各位，我在胡思亂想

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‎我剛才唱到哪裡？

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‎妳是我的幸運星，女孩

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‎如果愛妳是錯的 ，我想將錯就錯

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‎徹底完勝，笨蛋！

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‎（他被騙了，哈哈哈）

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‎（尖叫得像…天啊！）

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‎所以看起來真的那麼糟？

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‎不是

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‎因為妳在忙，所以我想自己黏瀏海
‎拯救髮型

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‎結果我變成醜八怪了

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‎艾咪，在採訪團隊抵達前
‎我們還有一小時的時間

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‎我剩下12條項鍊要做
‎我可以幫妳搞定頭髮

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‎我也是，這是膠水和頭髮

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‎天啊

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‎給我幾分鐘就好

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‎情況還會糟到哪去？

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‎哈囉！

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‎-潔絲席姆斯
‎-是的

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‎妳怎麼來了？我是說怎麼現在就到？

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‎路上交通順暢，所以我們提早到

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‎應該沒問題吧？畢竟妳是“萬能女子”

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‎對，沒錯，真是的

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‎再給我幾分鐘，做完所有事需要時間

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‎沒問題，我們會在這裡等
‎拍一些輔助鏡頭

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‎最好多拍一些

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‎失火了嗎？

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‎-火在哪裡？
‎-著火了！

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‎天啊

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‎大家快逃難

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‎沒有失火，但情況緊急

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‎潔絲席姆斯到了，我得振作起來

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‎我得把訂單弄完
‎我需要你們專注並準備就緒

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‎別擔心，有我們在

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‎好的，我也是

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‎孩子們，別煩媽媽　
‎讓她去忙自己的事

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‎親愛的奶奶！

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‎-天啊
‎-親愛的奶奶！

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‎妳剛剛做了360度旋轉

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‎有什麼是我做不到的？

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‎除了站起來之外

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‎幫幫我！

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‎我的背扭傷了，快把那東西拿開！

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‎我的背扭傷了

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‎摩斯！

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‎各位先生女士
‎我們認識的摩斯麥加倫已不復存在

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‎除了腰部的肥肉，我什麼都減掉了

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‎我是誰啊？

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‎你是我的帥老公
‎別再背著我偷吃小黛比零嘴

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‎拿去

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‎塑身褲？ 寶貝，這是女人穿的

197
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,344
‎也適合有腰間肥肉的帥哥

198
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,554
‎別想！

199
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,307
‎我這就去換上

200
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,897
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

201
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,899
‎我只是來看看妳

202
00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:15,319
‎止痛藥應該開始發揮作用了
‎妳感覺怎麼樣？

203
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,403
‎老樣子

204
00:12:16,487 --> 00:12:20,574
‎那種東西對我沒用，我有強壯的體魄

205
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,993
‎這把槍應該會有幫助

206
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,580
‎我還是妙齡美少女
‎用不著妳一槍幫我解脫

207
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,541
‎不是啦，這是按摩槍

208
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,961
‎可以解決妳的背痛，來，翻過去

209
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,547
‎-好，可可，稍等
‎-等它一下

210
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:36,965
‎等等！

211
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,764
‎感覺真舒服

212
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,352
‎好漂亮的項鍊

213
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:53,398
‎謝謝，快做好了，只剩下擦亮和包裝

214
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,109
‎我可以幫妳

215
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,612
‎潔絲問妳準備好了嗎？

216
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,031
‎快了！

217
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,574
‎再幾分鐘就好

218
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:04,701
‎妳看迪昂剛才貼的文

219
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,787
‎我好想他

220
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,205
‎讓我看看，潔德

221
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,458
‎去忙吧，可可
‎妳還要把頭髮夾直呢

222
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,918
‎什麼？我夾過了啊

223
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,796
‎再夾一次吧

224
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,843
‎妳看，這是迪昂嬰兒時期的照片

225
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,805
‎看看那個笑容
‎我們也可能生出這麼可愛的寶寶

226
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:30,102
‎什麼？小妞，別把小孩弄進這間屋裡

227
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,646
‎我想妳的藥效發作了

228
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:34,565
‎拜託

229
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,066
‎我沒事

230
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,486
‎-有人打電話給妳
‎-不！

231
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,405
‎-怎麼了？
‎-妳不小心撥給迪昂了！

232
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,490
‎糟糕，好吧，快掛電話

233
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,325
‎喂？

234
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,995
‎天啊，他會覺得我死纏爛打

235
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,039
‎冷靜點，打回去，跟他說…

236
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,542
‎我會告訴他是我不小心按到

237
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,669
‎好吧，好主意

238
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,587
‎喂？

239
00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:00,757
‎你好，我是潔德

240
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,387
‎很抱歉剛才掛了你電話

241
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:09,016
‎其實要怪親愛的奶奶，她想道歉

242
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:19,484
‎天啊！抱歉，鄰居的狗闖進我們家

243
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,029
‎喂！滾出去，瘋狗！

244
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,071
‎快滾出去！

245
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,036
‎不好意思，我要掛了

246
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,003
‎老婆妳看，我穿上褲子了

247
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,672
‎嗨，親愛的

248
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,091
‎-你能呼吸嗎？
‎-不能

249
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:44,843
‎但有什麼關係呢？

250
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:48,180
‎我從妳身上得到所需空氣，可可
‎“全能的女子”

251
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,974
‎我已經不怎麼確定了

252
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,268
‎我還要為採訪做準備

253
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:56,313
‎但是我不知道能否完成這筆訂單

254
00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,359
‎-胡扯，聽我說幾句
‎-不，先讓我把這個做完

255
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:03,987
‎妳很聰明

256
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,990
‎-有幹勁
‎-繼續說

257
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,742
‎一個出色的母親

258
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,535
‎也是稱職的妻子

259
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,120
‎而且妳…

260
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:18,460
‎把我丟進沼澤算了
‎因為我是不折不扣的河馬

261
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:23,507
‎不是這樣，親愛的
‎只是稍微裂開而已

262
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,811
‎我的新陳代謝變慢，肌肉變得軟趴趴

263
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,938
‎前天我還發現三根白髮

264
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,400
‎好了，摩斯，站起來

265
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,693
‎快，站起來

266
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,445
‎好了

267
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,364
‎接住我

268
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,117
‎妳還好嗎？

269
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,369
‎非常好

270
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:57,082
‎拜託，這些肌肉一點也不軟

271
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,919
‎聽著，你不只是我認識最強壯的男人

272
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,422
‎也是最性感的一個

273
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,383
‎-妳這麼想嗎？
‎-我知道是事實

274
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,262
‎-現在，脫掉褲子
‎-還有時間親熱嗎？

275
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,265
‎不是，親愛的，我要縫好褲子

276
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,685
‎然後你可以告訴潔絲我有多完美

277
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:21,064
‎今天晚上，再換我提醒你有多棒

278
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,443
‎謝了，寶貝

279
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,199
‎媽媽，那位女士說輔助鏡頭夠了
‎妳什麼時候準備好？

280
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,944
‎（可可原創珠寶）

281
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,384
‎（聯邦快遞）

282
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,346
‎謝謝

283
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,141
‎迪昂

284
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,602
‎你來幹什麼？

285
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,145
‎我想妳

286
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,858
‎我跟我兄弟聊過
‎發現跟妳分手是一大錯誤

287
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,610
‎妳是很棒的女朋友

288
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:53,615
‎你能想通最好了，過來

289
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,493
‎妳真的希望我開心

290
00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,413
‎總是順我的意思去做，妳最好了

291
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:07,254
‎聽你這麼一說
‎我才發現這段感情都只是單方面付出

292
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,385
‎很抱歉，但我不能一直把你
‎看得比我自己重要

293
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,263
‎好吧，我陪妳看《王冠》

294
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,932
‎不，迪昂，很抱歉

295
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,060
‎我覺得我們還是當朋友比較好

296
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,982
‎我想我們第一次分手是對的

297
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,068
‎是啊，沒錯

298
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:44,791
‎我知道妳在偷聽

299
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,001
‎並沒有

300
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,754
‎我以妳為榮

301
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,090
‎-謝謝妳，媽
‎-我愛妳

302
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:55,343
‎好，各位，下來吧！
‎潔絲，我們準備好了

303
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,261
‎好極了

304
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,725
‎-妳很帥，寶貝
‎-謝謝

305
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,478
‎嘿，美女

306
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,276
‎顏值好高的一家人

307
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:15,280
‎這一定會很棒的，各位
‎好了，莉娜，開始吧

308
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:21,494
‎等一下，莉娜
‎我們有個美麗的家庭成員缺席了

309
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,495
‎夏卡人呢？

310
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,999
‎-夏卡，下來！
‎-我不能

311
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,585
‎天啊，不知道那男孩中了什麼邪

312
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,298
‎快下來，等我上樓你就要後悔了

313
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,675
‎跟體罰無關啦

314
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,678
‎她不…我們都不信體罰那一套

315
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,853
‎你們看！夏卡變藍色小精靈了！

316
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,940
‎夏卡，這不好笑

317
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,818
‎我知道，都怪馬吉
‎他把藍色染劑加進肥皂裡

318
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,904
‎你想宣戰就是這個下場

319
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,114
‎-現在藍色男孩有藍色…
‎-我要宰了你！

320
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,991
‎住手！

321
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,662
‎妳知道，孩子嘛

322
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,414
‎你們快住手！

323
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,043
‎-爸，你穿塑身褲嗎？
‎-什麼？

324
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,921
‎不是，他們也出男性專用款了

325
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,130
‎-給男人穿的
‎-真的

326
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,757
‎真是太棒了

327
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,260
‎我的假髮！

328
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:21,680
‎夠了！

329
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,599
‎所有人給我閉嘴，坐下

330
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,273
‎潔絲，我真的很抱歉

331
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:36,111
‎我無法繼續假裝了
‎我不是“全能女子”

332
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:40,615
‎聽著，可可，沒有女人是全能的
‎每個女人都跟妳一樣掙扎

333
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,659
‎所以我才想來妳家

334
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,079
‎看看真實狀況，而不是請妳來攝影棚

335
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,873
‎聽著，這才是觀眾需要看到的

336
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,295
‎好吧

337
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:58,216
‎如果我能展露真實的一面
‎我就接受採訪

338
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,552
‎真實才是重點

339
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,221
‎好，莉娜，開始拍

340
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,154
‎真可憐

341
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,992
‎為了“萬能”兩個字把自己搞垮了

342
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:33,293
‎我想說妳有我的影子，但我們都知道

343
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,254
‎我才是獨一無二的

344
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:39,966
‎但我為妳感到驕傲

345
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,470
‎摩斯認識妳真是挖到寶

346
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:45,805
‎謝謝

347
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:47,849
‎妳醒了？

348
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:49,934
‎對

349
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,938
‎我也聽到妳說，我有妳的影子

350
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:54,856
‎什麼？

351
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:56,608
‎我有說嗎？

352
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,864
‎不知道妳在藥裡加了什麼
‎害我胡言亂語

353
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,118
‎我得去把那些東西丟掉

354
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:17,087
‎（本集共同編劇克里斯摩爾
‎要獻給他的菲莉絲阿姨）

355
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:21,091
‎（本集共同編劇黛雅哈雷爾
‎要獻給她母親莉娜路易斯）

356
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:06,136
‎字幕翻譯：莊雅婷