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[M'Dear scatting, singing]
♪ A Netflix Original ♪

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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪

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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪

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-[Moz] ♪Big Moz ♪
-[Cocoa] ♪ Do you love me? ♪

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-[Moz] ♪ Yep ♪
-♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪

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[Jade] ♪ Jade in the house
I've got a lot to say ♪

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♪ I'm a big-sis, can't-miss renegade ♪

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[Shaka] ♪ Call me Shaka now
I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪

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[Mazzi] ♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi
Mazzi, that's me ♪

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[Ami] ♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪

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[M'Dear] ♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪

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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪

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[M'Dear laughing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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How much longer, M'Dear?
My head is burning!

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It's not even on high heat.

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Baby, you are a Black woman.
You need to toughen up.

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My hair's gonna be like Zendaya's, right?

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Even better.

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Whoever that is.

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Okay. What should I wear that says,
"The Woman Who Does It All"?

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You can't fit into my clothes.
Sorry, you just can't.

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Now that Jess Simms is interviewing me

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for her "Women Who Do It All" spotlight,
somebody's been sipping the haterade.

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Oh, please!

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I was Mother of the Year
for 15 years running,

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and would have been 16

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if that durn Daniel
hadn't burned the post office down.

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This recognition is a game changer

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for C By Cocoa.

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Did you know previous honorees
were Stacey Abrams and Michelle Obama?

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Really?

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Oh, I just think it's a shame
Michelle and I have never met.

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-Oh, she'd love me.
-Me too.

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Uh-uh.

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You don't know.

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Well, thank you, anyway,
for helping me by doing Ami's hair.

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Oh, no problem.

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-Can I have some of your sweet tea?
-Oh, no, honey. This is Daddy's diet tea.

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Specially formulated to cleanse your colon
and flatten your tummy.

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The pants you want me to wear are tight.

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Oh, no, honey, I coordinated your outfit
with the kids.

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Oh, it's no problem.
I was an elite athlete.

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I know how to kick my metabolism into gear
and lose two inches in an hour.

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All right, well, be careful, hon.

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Cocoa is right, Moz.

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The herbs in that tea are potent.

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Uh, who here has won a Super Bowl?

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I know what I'm doing, guys.

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Well, when your Super Bowl-winning behind

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is laid out in the street having a stroke,
don't call me.

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[laughing] Just joking!

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Oh, M'Dear will save ya.

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Ain't nothing gonna happen to my baby.
[smooches]

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[cell phone ringing]

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[Cocoa clears throat]

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C by Cocoa. How can I help you?

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Uh, tracking number for what?

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Oh!

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Right, right! The-- the necklaces.

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[scoffs] Oh, of course I did not forget.

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Um, I'm on my way to FedEx.

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Well, what did "The Woman Who Does It All"
forget to do?

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Uh… well,
the Boston Women in Action Group

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ordered 30 "Vote Like a Girl" necklaces.

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In all the excitement of my interview,

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I forgot I promised to have them there
by tomorrow.

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Oh, well, that's easy.
FedEx's last pickup is at 5 p.m.

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You do have all 30 necklaces done, right?

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Most of them.

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Just 28 more to go.

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Oh, well… [chuckles]

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…when they said you could do it all,
I guess they didn't mean math.

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[chuckling]

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪ Yeah, yeah, uh ♪

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Cocoa,
how are you gonna finish the necklaces

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and get ready for your interview?

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Watch me.

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Michelle wouldn't quit,
Stacey wouldn't quit,

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and neither will I.

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Why? Because, like them, I can do it all.

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[crash]

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[upbeat music playing]

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Hey. You guys want this?

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Didn't Deon win that for you
at the county fair?

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Yeah. We used to call it "our baby,"

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but now that I'm breaking up with him,
I just realized how ugly it is.

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[scoffs] Well, I guess
he takes after his mama.

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You're breaking up with Deon?

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Oh, yeah.
We always have to do his activities,

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and he's never interested
in doing anything I want to do.

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[scoffs] Well, in his defense, the stuff
you're into is usually pretty corny.

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Oh, okay. Like sunset hayrides
and skating in the park?

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[Mazzi chuckles]

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The things you do with Morgan?

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Are you calling me corny?

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If you were any cornier, we could pour
milk on you and eat you for breakfast.

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[Jade laughs]

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You're right.
But just to make Morgan happy.

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Good for you, Shaka.

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Healthy relationships involve compromise,

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and if Deon's not willing
to do that for you, Jade,

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then you're making the right decision.

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[Ami] Mom!

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[Jade sighs]

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Hey, come on.
Put your shoes on so we can go hoop.

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[cracking sound]

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[groans]

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[splats]

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Gotcha! [laughing]

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That's for this morning.

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Pouring water on me
and making me think I wet the bed.

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[chuckles] You asked for it.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, if you want war,
then war it shall be.

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I will savor my victory over your bones.

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So let it be written.

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So let it be done.

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[grunts] What did I tell you kids
about leaving your stu…

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Mommy, you have to fix this right now!
I look like Maxine Waters!

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Not quite that good, but close.
I can't believe you don't just love it.

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If it were 1960, I'd be killing the game,
but it's not!

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Okay, okay.

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Ami, I am working on a big order, okay?
I will fix your hair as soon as I can.

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M'Dear has made you look beautiful
and glamorous, like Dorothy Dandridge,

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and you don't appreciate it?

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I don't know who that is.

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[gasps]

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Yet you know every member of that STB.

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BTS.

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Whatever!

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It's a doggone shame,
but, baby, I don't blame you.

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I blame your mama.

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I blame you too.
You let her do this to me!

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[upbeat music playing]

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Hi, Mrs. McKellan.

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[sighs]

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Hi, Deon.

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[sighs] Let me get Jade.

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Uh, Deon's here!

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And remember,

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you're gonna be just fine.

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Okay.

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Hi, Deon.

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Jade,

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I think we should break up.

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[scoffs]

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What?

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You wanna break up with me?

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Yes. You're cool,
but we have different interests.

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I know, but at least I went
to all your smelly karate tournaments.

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-I thought you liked karate.
-No. No, I liked you.

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I mean, would it have killed you
to do one hayride?

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Let's not point fingers.
It's nobody's fault.

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No, no, it's definitely your fault,

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which is why
I was gonna break up with you.

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Right.

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I'll see you around.

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[Jade exhales shakily]

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[splutters]

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Deon just broke up with me.

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Honey,
I know that did not go how we expected,

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but it is what you wanted, right?

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No.

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I wanted to break up with him.

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[scoffs]

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[phone keyboard clacking]

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Ha!

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I beat him on announcing it on Insta.

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-[chuckles]
-Jade, this is not a contest.

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Yes, it is.

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪ Girl, your smile is like a rainbow ♪

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♪ So pretty and bright ♪

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[song stops]

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♪ You're my lucky star, girl ♪

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♪ If loving you is wrong
I don't wanna be… ♪

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[chuckling]

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Man, you guys,
my mind is playing tricks on me.

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Where was I?

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♪ You're my lucky star, girl ♪

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♪ If loving you is wrong
I don't wanna be right ♪

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[screaming]

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[Mazzi sobbing]

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Check and mate, fool!

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[laughing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[screams]

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So it's as bad as it looks?

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No.

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You were busy, so I thought
I'd fix my hair by giving myself bangs,

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and now I'm a monster!

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Ami, we still have an hour
before the crew gets here.

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I only have 12 necklaces to make.
I can fix this.

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Me too. Here's the glue and the hair.

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Oh God.

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Um, just give me a few minutes.

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[sighs] What else could possibly happen?

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Hello!

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-Jess Simms!
-Yes!

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What are you doing here? I mean, now.

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Oh, traffic was light,
so we're here a bit early.

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I'm guessing that's not a problem?
You are "The Woman Who Does It All."

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Right. Yes. That's true-ish.

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Uh, I just need a few more minutes.
You know, doing it all takes time.

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Oh, no problem. We'll just stay here
and we'll get some B-roll.

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Better make it some C-roll and D-roll too.

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[no audible dialog]

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[whistling]

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Is it a fire?

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-Where's the fire?
-[all screaming] Fire!

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Oh God!

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Everybody, save yourselves!

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No fire! But it is an emergency.

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Jess Simms is here.
I need to get myself together,

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I have to finish this order, and I need
all of you to focus and get ready.

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Don't worry, babe. I got you.

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Okay. Me too.

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Kids, let's get out of your mother's way
and let her handle her business.

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[Jade screaming]

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[all] M'Dear!

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[all exclaiming]

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You just did a 360!

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What can't I do?

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Except stand up.

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Help me!

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I threw my back out.
Get that thing out the way!

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Threw my back out.

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Oh, Moz!

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[upbeat music playing]

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Moses McKellan as we knew him is gone,
ladies and gentlemen.

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I've lost everything,
except the fat around my waist.

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I mean, who am I?

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You're my handsome husband who needs
to stop cheating on me with Little Debbie.

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Here.

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Spanx?
[chuckles] Babe, these are for women.

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They're also for handsome men
who have teeny love handles.

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No way!

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I'll put 'em on now.

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[upbeat music playing]

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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I just came in to check on you.

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Um, your pain meds should have
kicked in by now. How are you feeling?

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[sighs] The same.

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That stuff has no effect on me.
I got a strong constitution.

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Well, this gun should help.

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Oh, I'm too young and beautiful
for you to put me out of my misery.

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No. This is a Theragun.

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00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,961
It'll work the kinks out of your back.
Here, roll over.

251
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:35,547
-Oh, okay. Cocoa, hold on.
-All right. Give it a second.

252
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,674
-[cries out] Wait! Ooh!
-[Theragun whirring]

253
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,009
Ooh!

254
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:40,886
[moaning]

255
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,764
[voice vibrating] Oh, that feels good.

256
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,224
[laughing]

257
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,352
This is pretty.

258
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:53,398
Thanks. They're almost finished.
I just have to polish and pack them.

259
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,527
Oh, well, I can help you with that.
[chuckles]

260
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,612
[sighs] Jess wants to know
if you're ready.

261
00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,988
[sighs] Um…

262
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,031
A-Almost!

263
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,658
Just a few more minutes!

264
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,701
[sighs] Look what Deon just posted.

265
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,787
I miss him so much.

266
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,205
Oh, show me, Jade.

267
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,458
Go on, Cocoa.
You know you got to get that hair laid.

268
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,918
What? It's already done.

269
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,796
I'll just do it again.

270
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:21,510
-Look. This is Deon when he was a baby.
-Oh.

271
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,053
-Look at that smile.
-[chuckling]

272
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,805
We would have had such cute kids.

273
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:30,102
What? Girl, don't be bringing no…
[yawns] …children into this house.

274
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,646
Oh, I… I think your meds are kicking in.

275
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,565
[yawns] Oh, please.

276
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,817
I'm fine. [laughing]

277
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,486
-Uh-oh! Somebody's calling you.
-Oh, no!

278
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,405
-What?
-You accidentally called Deon!

279
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,490
-[line trilling]
-Oops! Okay, hang up.

280
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,325
-[Deon] Hello? Hello?
-[grunts]

281
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,995
Oh my God.
Now he's gonna think I'm stalking him.

282
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,039
Well, just calm down.
Call him back and tell him that I…

283
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,542
I-- I-- I'll tell him
I did it by accident.

284
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,669
-[line trilling]
-Okay, good idea.

285
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,587
[Deon] Hello?

286
00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:00,757
Hi! [laughs] It's-- it's Jade.

287
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:05,387
Uh, that, uh-- I'm so sorry
about hanging up on you earlier.

288
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:09,016
It was actually M'Dear's fault.
She wants to say sorry.

289
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,310
[snoring]

290
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,564
[mimics dog howling]

291
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:20,027
Oh my gosh! I'm sorry. Our neighbor's dog
just got into our house! [laughing]

292
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,029
Uh, hey! Hey, get out of here, Cujo!

293
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,073
Get out of here!
[mimics dog barking]

294
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,620
I am so sorry. I have gotta go. [laughs]

295
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,498
[upbeat music playing]

296
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,003
Look, babe. Got my pants on.

297
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,256
-Nice, honey.
-Mm-hmm.

298
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,091
-Can you breathe?
-No.

299
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:44,843
But who cares?

300
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:48,180
I get all my air from you, Cocoa.
"The Woman Who Can Do It All."

301
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,974
Not so sure that's true anymore.

302
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,268
I still have to get myself together
for this interview

303
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:56,313
and, honey,
I don't know if I can fill this order.

304
00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,359
-Crazy talk. Let me tell you something.
-No, I really need to finish.

305
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:03,987
You are smart.

306
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,990
-Driven.
-Go on.

307
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,742
A fantastic mother,

308
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,535
an amazing wife,

309
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,120
and you…

310
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,622
-[Cocoa gasps] Ooh!
-[fabric ripping]

311
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:18,460
…may as well throw me in a swamp,
'cause I am officially a hippopotamus.

312
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:23,507
No, no, no, you're not, hon.
It's-- it's-- it's just a tiny tear.

313
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,092
[Moz groaning]

314
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,638
[Cocoa laughing]

315
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,811
My metabolism is slowing down,
my muscles are turning into marshmallows,

316
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,938
and the other day,
I found three gray hairs.

317
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,400
All right, uh, Moz, stand up.

318
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,693
Come on, stand up.

319
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,403
[Moz groans]

320
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,445
Okay.

321
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,364
[exhales] Catch me.

322
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,532
-Whoa!
-[Cocoa grunts]

323
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,117
Are you okay?

324
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,369
Very.

325
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:57,082
Come on. No marshmallows in these muscles.

326
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,919
Listen,
you're not just the strongest man I know.

327
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,422
You're the sexiest.

328
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,383
-You think so?
-Oh, I know so.

329
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,509
[Moz chuckles]

330
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,262
-Now, take your pants off.
-Do we have time for this?

331
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,265
[laughing] No, no!
Honey, I'm gonna fix them.

332
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,017
-Oh.
-And then you could go tell Jess

333
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,685
how perfect I am.

334
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:21,064
And later tonight,
I'll remind you how perfect you are.

335
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,774
[Moz] Mmm. [kissing]

336
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,443
-Thanks, babe.
-Aww.

337
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,653
[sighs]

338
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,199
Hey, Mom, that lady says she has
enough B-roll. When will you be ready?

339
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,117
[sighs]

340
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,245
[inspirational music playing]

341
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,036
[no audible dialog]

342
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,469
[Jade clears throat]

343
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,346
Thank you.

344
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,141
Deon.

345
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,602
What are you doing here?

346
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,145
I miss you.

347
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,898
I had a talk with my brother,
and he made me realize that

348
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,900
breaking up with you was a big mistake.

349
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,610
You were a great girlfriend.

350
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,861
[chuckles]

351
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:53,615
Well, I was hoping you would realize that.
[chuckles] Come here.

352
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,493
You really tried to make me happy.

353
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,204
You always did what I wanted to do.

354
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,413
You're the best.

355
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,541
Wow.

356
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:07,254
Once you say it out loud, I realize
our relationship was totally one-sided.

357
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,339
[sighs]

358
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,385
I'm sorry, but I…
I can't keep putting you before me.

359
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,263
Fine, I'll watch The Crown with you.

360
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,932
No. Deon, I'm sorry, but…

361
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,060
I think we're better off as friends.

362
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,982
I guess we got it right
the first time, huh?

363
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:27,899
[clicks tongue]

364
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,068
Yeah. We did.

365
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,498
[Jade laughs]

366
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:44,791
I know you were listening.

367
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,001
No, I wasn't.

368
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,754
I'm proud of you.

369
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,090
-Thank you, Mom. [sighs]
-Aww, I love you.

370
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:55,343
Okay, guys, come down!
Jess, I think we're ready.

371
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,512
-Oh, great.
-[Moz clearing throat]

372
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,725
-You look great, babe.
-Thank you.

373
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,478
Hey, pretty girl.

374
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,276
Yes, what a beautiful family.

375
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:15,280
This is gonna be awesome, guys.
All right, Lena, start rolling.

376
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:21,494
Uh, hold the roll, Lena. A member
of our beautiful family is missing.

377
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,495
Where's Shaka?

378
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,999
-Shaka, get down here!
-[Shaka] I can't.

379
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,585
My goodness.
I wonder what's gotten into that boy?

380
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,298
Boy, get down here now before
I come up there and make you regret it!

381
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,675
Nothing physical. No.

382
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,678
Ya know, she doesn't…
We don't believe in spanking.

383
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,853
Look! It's Shaka Smurf!

384
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,940
Shaka, this isn't funny.

385
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,818
I know. Blame Mazzi.
He put blue dye in the soap.

386
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,904
Yeah, that's what you get
when you declare war.

387
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,031
-Now blue boy has blue--
-I'm gonna kill you!

388
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,991
[Cocoa gasps] No, no!

389
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,160
[Cocoa laughing awkwardly]

390
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,662
You know, kids.

391
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,121
[Mazzi and Shaka shouting]

392
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,414
Boys, stop it! Stop it!

393
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:07,749
[fabric ripping]

394
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,460
-Uh, Dad, are you wearing Spanx?
-What? [chuckles]

395
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,921
Uh, uh, no.
They-- they make them for men now.

396
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,130
-For men, yeah.
-They do.

397
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,258
-They're amazing. [chuckling]
-[ripping]

398
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,260
[Ami screams] My wig!

399
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,428
[Jade gasping, shrieks]

400
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:21,680
That's enough!

401
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,599
Everyone, just shut up and sit down!

402
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,273
Jess, I am so sorry.

403
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:36,111
I can't keep this up any longer.
I am not "The Woman Who Can Do It All."

404
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:40,615
Look, Cocoa, no woman is, okay?
Every woman struggles, just like you.

405
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,659
That's why I wanted to come to your house.

406
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,079
To see the truth of it all,
instead of you coming down to the studio.

407
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,873
Look, this is what people need to see.

408
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,377
Oh.

409
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,295
Okay.

410
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:58,216
Well, if I can keep it real,
I'll do the interview.

411
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,552
Real is all that matters.

412
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,221
All right, Lena, start rolling.

413
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,933
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

414
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:08,810
♪ Hey, hey ♪

415
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,897
[groans]

416
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,482
[inhales, exhales slowly]

417
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,609
[sighs]

418
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,154
Poor thing.

419
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,072
[chuckles softly]

420
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,992
Wore herself out "doing it all" today.

421
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:34,210
I'd say you remind me of me,
but we both know… [chuckling]

422
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,254
I'm one of a kind.

423
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,966
Oh, but I am proud of you.

424
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,470
When Moz found you, he found a good thing.

425
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:45,805
Thank you.

426
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:47,849
You're awake?

427
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:49,934
Yes.

428
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,938
I also heard you saying
that I remind you of you.

429
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:54,856
What?

430
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:56,608
I said that?

431
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:58,318
[scoffs]

432
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:03,490
Whatever you put in them pills
got me talkin' out of my head. [chuckles]

433
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,118
I gotta get rid of those things.

434
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,081
♪ Hey, hey ♪

435
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,134
[closing theme music playing]

436
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:07,929
-Diva out.
-[snaps fingers]