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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我要你們見見我的家人
‎他們南下與我同住

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‎-大摩斯
‎-你愛我嗎？

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‎-耶
‎-我是可可

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‎潔德，我當然有很多話要說
‎我是大姊，怎麼可能不叛逆

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‎趕快叫我夏卡，現在由我當家搖滾

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‎馬吉就是我

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‎我是小媽媽艾咪

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‎大聲歌唱、盡情歡樂

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‎闔家團圓

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‎（歡迎來到喬治亞哥倫布）

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‎嘿，爸，如果把心型倒過來
‎有點像屁股

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‎真的很像屁股，妳們看，是屁股

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‎那些是艾咪上課要用的情人節餅乾

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‎不是當成屁股用的

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‎摩斯，你別再吃了

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‎好啦

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‎爸爸！

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‎你怎麼能那樣對我？

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‎對不起

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‎-壞爸爸
‎-用力一點

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‎潔德，妳也太安靜了

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‎妳在做什麼？
‎我知道絕對不是寫功課

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‎我在寫情人節送給迪昂的詩

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‎我以為妳喜歡他

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‎這樣很好啊，詩名是什麼？

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‎叫做《如何愛潔德？》

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‎我們也一直在想這件事，這個好笑

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‎對，再說就要你好看

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‎大家好

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‎嘿，艾爾維斯，快進來吧

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‎潔德

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‎我有個壞消息

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‎怎麼了？

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‎四健會的雪莉要我當她的情人

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‎-我名草有主了
‎-嘿！

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‎我為你高興，艾爾維斯

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‎妳真是個小鬥士，故作堅強對吧？

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‎希望妳知道這抉擇並不容易
‎妳們都很正

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‎但雪莉的小母牛剛生下雙頭小牛犢

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‎所以她略勝一籌

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‎在牛選美賽中
‎妳被另一隻母牛擊敗了

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‎你剛剛叫我母牛嗎？

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‎-如果沒說錯，就對號入座吧
‎-閉嘴！

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‎到此為止，這是你最後的機會
‎你死定了！

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‎住手！潔德，回房間去

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‎去就去！

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‎別對她太嚴厲，麥加倫先生
‎她很受傷

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‎但她以為像我這麼一表人才

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‎會單身多久？

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‎我不知道怎麼回答

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‎派對賓客，你們好

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‎你們眼前這位是德洛奇的新任經理

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‎全哥倫布最時髦的牛排館

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‎特別是時時樂餐廳已經關閉後

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‎這是你六星期內換的第五份工作

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‎老爸，俗話說五福臨門

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‎我們明晚有情人節特餐

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‎你們都來吧，我可以給家庭折扣

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‎夏卡，我們帶女友去四人約會吧

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‎好喔，摩根喜歡折扣餐點
‎我們的眾多共同點之一

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‎丹尼爾，折扣有多少？

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‎2%

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‎其實是10％，但剩下的8%我留著

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‎你老弟有生意頭腦

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‎等一下，你要拿我們的錢？

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‎別生氣

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‎至少也算肥水不落外人田吧，沒錯

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‎我們在累積世代財富

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‎世代財富

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‎梅利，芝加哥的暴風雪不是開玩笑的

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‎我不認為狗拉雪橇可行

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‎對，我覺得妳最好待在那裡

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‎對

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‎我也愛妳

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‎親愛的媽媽說什麼？

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‎芝加哥出現多年來最糟糕的天氣
‎機場關閉了

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‎不知道她何時能從牧師娘大會回來

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‎-別假裝不開心
‎-才沒有

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‎但我的壓力皮疹從她離開後就消失了

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‎是巧合嗎？我覺得不是

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‎我跟梅利結婚這麼多年

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‎這是我們第一次沒一起過情人節

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‎我會當你的情人，爺爺

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‎我是幸運的傢伙

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‎不如我們去支持丹尼爾的新工作吧

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‎-好啊，我跟可可也去
‎-老公

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‎所有人都會離開家

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‎對，因為我們要去餐廳

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‎我想點龍蝦定食
‎也許來點雞肉當副餐

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‎不，親愛的
‎情人節就像夫妻的業餘之夜

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‎而且我們在空房子裡也能做很多事

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‎對喔！這樣吧，你們自己去好了
‎我們要待在家

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‎-打掃
‎-對

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‎因為家裡沒人，我們準備打掃

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‎沒錯

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‎等打掃乾淨後，我們可以來點色色的

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‎好耶

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‎妳這個小色…

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‎我去…

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‎爸，能跟你聊聊嗎？

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‎好啊，你在想什麼？

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‎別管我，我戴著藍芽耳機

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‎我跟摩根已經正式交往超過一個半月

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‎所以我想是時候…

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‎不，現在還不是時候

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‎親愛的，你還沒準備好

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‎我當然也沒準備好
‎摩斯，告訴他上大學後再說

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‎怎麼不先讓他把話說完？

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‎我準備好了，但…

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‎我從來…

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‎沒親過女生

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‎接吻！

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‎真是反應過度，摩斯

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‎親愛的，你確定摩根想親你嗎？

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‎記住，你千萬要取得女孩的同意

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‎快告訴他，摩斯！
‎難道什麼都要我來嗎？

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‎沒有啊，我跟夏卡討論過了

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‎對，我跟摩根幾星期前聊過

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‎她同意了

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‎但我緊張得不敢行動

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‎很正常，但你會沒事的

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‎聽著，接吻必須靠實戰來學習

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‎但相信我，練習過程充滿樂趣

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‎拿去，用這個，嘴唇絕對不能乾燥

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‎手肘也是

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‎需要用到手肘嗎？

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‎沒有，親愛的，只是良好的生活習慣

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‎但是

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‎我怎麼知道哪時才是對的時機？

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‎你會知道的，從她的眼神就能看出

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‎明白

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‎還有，我的頭要歪哪一邊？

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‎眼睛要張開還是閉上？
‎有人的嘴唇要在上面

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‎還是像做酪梨醬那樣
‎兩張嘴磨來磨去？

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‎我有個好主意

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‎我們示範給你看，怎麼樣？

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‎就把嘴唇像這樣…

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‎快停下來，除非你們要我示範嘔吐

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‎（德洛奇餐廳）

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‎丹尼爾！

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‎一切看起來都很棒

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‎是的，金斯莫女士
‎我保證我全都安排妥當了

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‎很好，我晚點再過來看看

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‎那我去睡美容覺了

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‎我想五分鐘後再跟妳這個
‎天生麗質的美女見面囉

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‎你這個無賴！

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‎我認罪！

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‎這地方不錯吧？

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‎太棒了，夏卡，我還以為要去漢堡店

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‎別誤會我像吹牛老爹那麼有錢

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‎丹尼爾叔叔會幫我打折
‎我爸媽和團購網站也出了力

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‎我喜歡懂得省錢的男人

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‎雪莉跟我們約在餐廳
‎我去外面送這些花給她

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‎這邊請

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‎所以…

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‎麥加倫小姐，妳覺得這裡怎麼樣？

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‎很宜人

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‎但如我所料
‎我們是全場最養眼的一對

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‎我們醒來就這樣了

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‎完美無瑕

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‎很高興你們能來，這邊請

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‎讓我幫你們帶位

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‎女士

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‎太遲了

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‎好幫手很難找

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‎你又想拿走我的小費嗎？

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‎如果我得做你的工作，那我受之無愧

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‎去把那些盤子放到準備區

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‎（親我！）

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‎那要從你的薪水裡扣除

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‎是你叫我快點的！
‎你到底是怎麼當上經理啊？

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‎-顯然你搞不清楚狀況，丹
‎-丹？你叫我丹？

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‎請你叫我全名

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‎顯然你不尊重我的職權

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‎如果你想保住工作
‎最好尊重一下我的名字

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‎好的，丹尼爾先生，尊重這個

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‎別擔心，一切都在掌握之中

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‎摩斯

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‎真讓我刮目相看

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‎你成功把這個老是有臭蟲的門廊

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‎改造成五星級餐廳

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‎謝謝妳，寶貝，妳還值得享有更多

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‎我愛你

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‎真是太美了

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‎來，敬沒有孩子的夜晚

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‎我同意，我已經不記得我們上次…

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‎我討厭迪昂！

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‎單獨在家是何時了

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‎親愛的，怎麼回事？

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‎我把我寫的那首好詩念給迪昂聽
‎然後…

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‎我猜猜，他不喜歡？

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‎我很遺憾，回去修改一下

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‎-摩斯
‎-沒關係，媽，他說得對，他不喜歡

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‎他說：“ 詩是忘記送禮物的人

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‎在情人節送的禮物”

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‎胡說，因為妳也有送他禮物吧

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‎沒有

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‎潔德

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‎不是因為我忘了

201
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,536
‎而是因為我覺得我的真感情比任何人

202
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,498
‎買得到的禮物還珍貴

203
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,999
‎我明白，寶貝

204
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,795
‎拿去，給他50元，他應該會原諒妳了

205
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,923
‎如果沒有，兩小時後再回來
‎好嗎，親愛的？

206
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:39,676
‎爸，他是我最不想一起過情人節的人

207
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,387
‎好吧，這樣的話，我收回這個

208
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:47,643
‎我乾脆回房間
‎不斷重播怪奇比莉的歌好了

209
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:51,230
‎-好，待會見
‎-但我不想啊！

210
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,608
‎過來，寶貝

211
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,779
‎我們不能讓她孤零零地過情人節

212
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,698
‎可以的，讓她學到做人小氣的教訓

213
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,616
‎摩斯！

214
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,787
‎潔德，妳跟我們一起吃晚餐吧

215
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:09,581
‎我想我吃得下

216
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,585
‎好的

217
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,091
‎爸，你要吃什麼？

218
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,053
‎我告訴妳我不要什麼，更多孩子

219
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,538
‎好了，情侶檔和朋友準備點餐了嗎？

220
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,206
‎對，我餓死了

221
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,332
‎我也是

222
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,711
‎等等，我們不想失禮
‎我們還在等一個人

223
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,799
‎-我們可以要點麵包嗎？
‎-當然了，要多付三塊

224
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,676
‎麵包不是附在餐點裡嗎？

225
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:06,346
‎對，附在裡面，但單點是三塊

226
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,682
‎拜託，丹尼爾叔叔

227
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,519
‎對了，家庭折扣，只要兩塊五

228
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,899
‎你有再打給雪莉嗎？

229
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,109
‎她的手機轉進語音信箱

230
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:20,652
‎可能手機沒電了

231
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,614
‎是啊，可能是來的路上沒電

232
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,657
‎她得回家去充電

233
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,952
‎但她到家後，有壞蛋闖進她家

234
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:33,582
‎她可能還得打跑他們
‎等她處理完，我相信她就會到了

235
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,584
‎我也這麼想

236
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,922
‎我去一下洗手間，她應該快來了

237
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,427
‎我真為他難過

238
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,347
‎我也是，但別讓這件事
‎毀了我們的約會

239
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:52,142
‎好了，單點的麵包

240
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,354
‎那是法文“搶錢”的意思

241
00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:01,610
‎丹尼爾，你把烤箱門關上
‎害舒芙蕾都塌了

242
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,780
‎我只是檢查一下，確定門有關緊

243
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,324
‎別把妳的脆弱舒芙蕾怪到我頭上

244
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,701
‎現在你是甜點師了？

245
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,580
‎也許可以，妳在餅乾上撒點糖粉
‎就自以為是菲爾斯太太了嗎？

246
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:18,752
‎這工作我幹不下去了
‎祝你搞定那道焰燒香蕉

247
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:25,175
‎各位賓客，出口在這裡
‎等他放火燒了餐廳，你們會需要的

248
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,723
‎我們都知道怎麼回事，天啊

249
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:39,398
‎那孩子，妳親愛的奶奶
‎要養他一輩子了

250
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,608
‎我們走了之後，他該怎麼辦？

251
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,028
‎不知道，潔德就讓我有得忙了

252
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,120
‎很抱歉晚餐約會沒照我的計畫走

253
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,331
‎我很開心，跟你在一起時總是很開心

254
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,591
‎麵包很美味

255
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,355
‎我們的浪漫情人節晚餐就這樣沒了

256
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:24,151
‎潔德連生蠔都吃光光
‎她還要待多久？

257
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,695
‎是妳邀她的
‎我本來要讓她蒙著枕頭哭

258
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,490
‎是啊，我幹嘛這麼在乎我的孩子？

259
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,452
‎吃我一招吧，迪昂

260
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:38,540
‎標記“幼稚男孩”，標記“親我的…”

261
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,583
‎潔德！

262
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,792
‎“我的戒指”

263
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,128
‎我本來就要說“我的戒指”

264
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,965
‎聽起來你們的關係還是很惡劣？

265
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:52,220
‎不，有進展了
‎到明天今晚的事就像沒發生過

266
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:57,476
‎-不知道夏卡的約會怎麼樣了
‎-他剛傳簡訊給我，但我沒理會

267
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,896
‎反正不可能比這更糟

268
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,441
‎不好了

269
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,527
‎夏卡說情況糟透了

270
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,114
‎艾爾維斯的對象放他鴿子
‎現在他變成電燈泡了

271
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,079
‎電燈泡…

272
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,707
‎我的天啊

273
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:27,339
‎天啊！紅酒，蠟燭和老人的浪漫音樂

274
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,008
‎但妳叫我們關掉了

275
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,345
‎還有生蠔！

276
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:37,015
‎你們想過一個浪漫的夜晚

277
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:37,933
‎好噁！

278
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,644
‎好吧，我很抱歉

279
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,064
‎假裝我不在，繼續做你們打算做的事

280
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,816
‎但我連想都不願想

281
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:54,074
‎我不知道她幹嘛那麼作嘔
‎有生蠔和紅酒才有她

282
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,665
‎請享用餐點

283
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,625
‎我們用愛做的

284
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,920
‎-餐點都還滿意嗎？
‎-對

285
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:07,838
‎好極了

286
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,591
‎東西真好吃

287
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,302
‎我很意外，丹尼爾做得很好

288
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:18,890
‎是啊，好吃到我差點忘了
‎我的情人下落不明

289
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,102
‎老兄，你沒事吧？

290
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,397
‎沒事，我猜雪莉不會來了

291
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,233
‎看來是這樣

292
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,819
‎我很遺憾，艾爾維斯

293
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,113
‎我也是

294
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,242
‎我愛這首歌

295
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,285
‎我也喜歡

296
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,164
‎去跳舞吧，我會沒事

297
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,374
‎終究會的

298
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,195
‎那是主廚警告我們要小心的焰燒甜點

299
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,697
‎去拿外套，我們要走了

300
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,911
‎我為你送上這道焰燒香蕉

301
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,414
‎-我沒點
‎-別擔心，本店招待

302
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,567
‎看來丹尼爾已經掌控情況了

303
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:56,821
‎沒錯，他承受巨大壓力
‎但挺了過來，不愧是姓麥加倫

304
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,451
‎知道嗎，妳說得對，有時候我都忘了

305
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,130
‎可以跟我跳這支舞嗎？

306
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,635
‎潔德，妳在這裡做什麼？迪昂呢？

307
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,762
‎我們吵了一整晚

308
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:21,680
‎已經和好了

309
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,849
‎但我覺得你這個朋友

310
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,811
‎太可愛了，不該獨自過情人節

311
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,938
‎妳專程為了我來的？

312
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,648
‎不，是為了焰燒香蕉

313
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,151
‎我當然是來找你的

314
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,322
‎要不要眺？

315
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,158
‎當然要

316
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:51,251
‎我覺得自己好蠢
‎我以為雪莉真的喜歡我

317
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,922
‎你才不笨，艾爾維斯，堅持下去

318
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,969
‎你遲早會遇見懂你特別之處的女孩

319
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:02,637
‎謝謝妳，潔德

320
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,599
‎雖然我知道我們只有柏拉圖式關係

321
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,227
‎但我想說我准許妳親我

322
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,857
‎好吧，艾爾維斯

323
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,531
‎如果我在做夢，老爹叔叔請別叫醒我

324
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,783
‎握住

325
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:31,916
‎（擁抱）

326
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,834
‎（親我）

327
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,171
‎（情人節快樂）

328
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,342
‎這杯敬

329
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,427
‎我終於有私人時間

330
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,095
‎跟情人共處

331
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:45,096
‎乾杯

332
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,187
‎親愛的，你做什麼？

333
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,190
‎只是確定愛情雷達沒問題

334
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:57,817
‎還有這個

335
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,779
‎是送妳的，情人

336
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:06,076
‎親愛的，今年不是說好
‎為了省錢不交換禮物

337
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,078
‎我知道，但這是我存錢買的

338
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,085
‎這件睡衣真漂亮，我喜歡

339
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:19,422
‎很高興妳喜歡，最棒的是
‎這也是我的禮物

340
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,230
‎我的餐巾掉了

341
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:36,231
‎我來撿

342
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,152
‎給妳

343
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:42,904
‎你反應真快

344
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,948
‎有時候啦

345
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,366
‎沒錯

346
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,661
‎（親我！）

347
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:57,919
‎感覺很棒

348
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,383
‎對啊，也許我們應該再找時間試一次

349
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,093
‎我現在有時間

350
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,098
‎好，歡迎再度光臨

351
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,393
‎-嘿，兒子
‎-怎麼了？你需要什麼？還要冰嗎？

352
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:14,853
‎我什麼都不需要

353
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:19,399
‎我必須承認，那些人辭職時

354
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,778
‎我擔心今晚會一團糟

355
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:27,407
‎但你搞定了

356
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:32,203
‎多謝誇獎，老爸
‎你知道我只想讓你感到驕傲

357
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:35,248
‎你也做到了，我等不及想跟你媽說

358
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,335
‎別擔心，我有拍照，這樣她才會信

359
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:40,753
‎太好了！

360
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,635
‎艾咪，妳有留一點給我嗎？

361
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,722
‎爺爺，我太愛你了，不忍心讓你發胖

362
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,435
‎妳就像妳親愛的奶奶一樣

363
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:04,944
‎廚房一塵不染

364
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,823
‎我在社群網站上看到顧客很滿意

365
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,868
‎你今晚做得很好，丹尼爾

366
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,830
‎謝謝，這表示我能轉正職嗎
‎金斯莫女士？

367
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:20,251
‎叫我烏蘇拉
‎沒錯，這份工作絕對是你的

368
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,714
‎其實我僱用你是因為我覺得你很帥

369
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,135
‎那倒是真的

370
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,388
‎我有很多行銷的點子

371
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:36,226
‎我在想也許我們可以
‎多放幾張桌子在…

372
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,526
‎時間有點晚了

373
00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:50,365
‎還有點暗

374
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:57,372
‎我們來過一個難忘的情人節之夜吧

375
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:00,833
‎我害怕起來了

376
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,293
‎你是應該怕

377
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:05,672
‎跟我來

378
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,134
‎我必須去鎖門

379
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:15,348
‎不如我待會再去妳的辦公室找妳

380
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:17,475
‎好主意

381
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,478
‎別讓我等太久

382
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,521
‎好的

383
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,241
‎冷靜

384
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:42,458
‎好吧

385
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:47,463
‎在這裡的工作時光很美好

386
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:54,345
‎情人節快樂，我不幹了！

387
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:02,562
‎（本集編劇要獻給托里恩休斯
‎謝謝你帶來歡笑，好兄弟）

388
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:47,607
‎字幕翻譯：莊雅婷