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[M'Dear scatting, singing]
♪ A Netflix Original ♪

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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪

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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪

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-[Moz] ♪ Big Moz! ♪
-[Cocoa] ♪ Do you love me? ♪

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-[Moz] ♪Yep ♪
-♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪

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[Jade] ♪Jade in the house
I've got a lot to say ♪

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♪ I'm a big sis, can't-miss renegade ♪

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[Shaka] ♪ Call me Shaka now
I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪

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[Mazzi] ♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi
Mazzi, that's me ♪

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[Ami] ♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪

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[M'Dear] ♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪

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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪

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[laughing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[man] ♪ Hey! ♪

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♪ Yeah! ♪

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[Shaka chuckles]

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Hey, Dad. If you turn a heart upside down,
it kind of looks like a butt.

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It does look like a butt.
Look at the booty! [chuckles]

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Those are Valentine cookies
for Ami's class,

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not for making butts.

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Moz, make sure he doesn't eat any more.

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Okay.

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[Ami] Daddy!

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How could you do me like that?

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I'm sorry.

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-Bad Daddy.
-Harder.

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Jade, you're awfully quiet.

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What are you doing?
Because I know it's not homework.

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I'm writing a poem for Deon
for Valentine's Day.

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[scoffs] I thought you liked him.

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I think that's nice.
What's the poem called?

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It's called How Do You Love Jade?

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[scoffs] We've been trying to figure
that out too. That was a good one.

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Yeah. Keep it up and see what happens.

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Howdy, folks.

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Hey, Elvis. Come on in.

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Jade,

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I have some bad news.

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What is it?

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Cherry from my 4-H club
asked me to be her valentine.

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-I am officially off the market.
-Hey!

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I'm happy for you, Elvis.

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Aww, aren't you a little soldier,
keeping up a strong front?

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I want you to know it wasn't
an easy decision. You're both beautiful.

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But Cherry's heifer
just gave birth to a two-headed calf,

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so she edged you out.

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[chuckles] In a cow pageant,
you got beaten out by another heifer.

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Did you just call me a heifer?

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-If the moo fits. Moo!
-Stop!

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That's it!
That's your last chance. You are dead!

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Hey! Stop, stop! Jade, go to your room.

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Fine!

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-[Shaka chuckles]
-[Jade scoffs]

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Don't be too hard on her, Mr. McKellan.
She's hurting bad.

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But how long did she think all of this…
[chuckles]

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…would stay single?

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I don't know how to respond to that.

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What up, party people?

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You are looking
at the new manager of DeLoatch's,

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the trendiest steakhouse
in all of Columbus.

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Especially now that Sizzler's
out of business.

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That's the fifth job you've had
in six weeks.

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Well, you know what they say, Pop.
Fifth time's a charm.

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Hey, you know we're having
a special Valentine's Day dinner tomorrow.

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Y'all should come.
I could give you the family discount.

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Ooh, Shaka,
let's take our ladies on a double date.

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Hey, cool. Morgan loves discounted food.
One of the many things we have in common.

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Daniel, how much of a discount
are we talking about?

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Two percent.

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Mm. Well, it's actually 10%,
but I pocket the leftover eight.

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Mm-hmm.
Your boy's got a head for business.

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So, wait a minute.
You're taking our money?

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Well, don't be mad.

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A-At least I'm keeping it in the family.
That's right.

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We building generational wealth.

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Generational wealth.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Melly, snowstorms in Chicago are no joke.

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I don't think a dogsled is an option.

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Yeah, I think it's better
if you, uh, stay put.

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Yes, yes.

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I love you too.

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What did M'Dear say?

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[sighs]

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It's the worst weather Chicago's had
in years. The airport is closed.

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Oh… wow. I guess there's no telling
when she'll be able to come back

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from the First Ladies Convention.

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-Don't act like you're not happy.
-[scoffs] No.

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But my stress rash has cleared up
since she's been gone.

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Coincidence? I think not.

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All the years Melly and I were married,

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this is the first Valentine's Day
that we won't be together.

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I'll be your valentine, Grandpa.

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[Moz and Cocoa] Aww.

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I'm a lucky guy.

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Hey, why don't we go and support Daniel
in his new job?

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-Nice. Yeah, Cocoa and I are going too.
-Honey.

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Hm?

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Everybody will be out of the house.

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Yeah,
'cause we'll all be at the restaurant.

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I want the lobster prix fixe meal.
Maybe a side of chicken.

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No, no, no. Honey, Valentine's Day
is like amateur night for couples.

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Besides,
we can do a lot with an empty house.

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Oh! Yeah! Uh, you know what?

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You two go on without us.
We're gonna stay here and, uh…

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[both] Uh…

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-Clean.
-Yes.

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Since everyone will be gone,
we are gonna clean.

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That's right.

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And once we clean,
we can get a little dirty.

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Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Oh!

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[both rhythmically grunting]

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You dirty, gir--

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[muttering] I'm gonna…

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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪

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♪ Hey, hey! ♪

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Dad, can I talk to you?

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Sure. What's on your mind?

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Don't mind me.
I'm listening to my AirPods.

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Morgan and I have been official
for over a month and a half.

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-[Moz] Okay.
-So I think it's time we--

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No! No, no! It is not time.

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Honey, you're not ready!

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And I am definitely not ready.
Tell him, Moz. Not until college.

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Why don't we let him tell us?

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-I'm ready, but…
-[Cocoa sighs]

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…I've never

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kissed a girl before.

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[exhales loudly]

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Kiss!

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-Way to overreact, Moz.
-Ow!

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Now, honey,
are you sure Morgan wants to kiss you?

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Remember, you must always, always ask
for a young lady's consent.

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-[Moz] Mm.
-Tell him, Moz! I have to do everything?

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No. Shaka and I discussed it.

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Yeah. Morgan and I talked about it
a couple of weeks ago

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and she gave me the green light,

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but my nervousness
kind of turned on the red light.

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[chuckles] That's understandable.
But you'll be fine.

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Look, kissing is something
you have to learn by doing.

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But trust me, practicing is lots of fun.

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Here. Use this. You want to make sure
your lips aren't dry.

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Or your elbows.

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Elbows are involved?

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No, honey.
It's just a good rule to live by.

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But…

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how will I know when it's the right time?

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You'll know. You'll see it in her eyes.

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Got it.

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Now, which way do I tilt my head?

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Do I keep my eyes open or closed?
Does someone's lip go on top,

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or do we mash our mouths together
like we're making guacamole?

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-Uh…
-I have a great idea.

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-Why don't we show you? Right? Okay?
-[Moz] Mm-hmm.

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-Put your lips out just like this and--
-[Moz] Mmm.

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Yeah, stop, stop, stop! Unless you want me
to show you how I throw up.

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[gasps]

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-Ooh, Daniel!
-[Daniel clears throat]

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-[chuckling]
-Everything looks smashing.

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Yes, Ms. Ginsmore. Now, I can assure you,
I have it all together.

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Good. I'll check back later.

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I'm off to have my beauty nap.

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Oh…

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I guess I'll be seeing you in five minutes
with your already-beautiful self.

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Oh…

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You scoundrel!

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[laughs] Guilty!

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A nice spot, huh?

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It's awesome, Shaka.
I was expecting Shake Shack.

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Before you make me out to be Diddy,

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I got help from my Uncle Daniel's
discount, my parents, and a Groupon.

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I love a man with a little hustle.

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Cherry's meeting us here.

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I want to be outside to give her
these flowers when she arrives.

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Right this way.

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So…

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what do you think, Ms. McKellan?

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Delightful.

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But just as I thought,
we're the best-looking couple here.

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[chuckles] We woke up like this.

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Flawless.

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[laughing]

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Oh!

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Well, I'm glad you guys could make it.
Uh, here. [clears throat]

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Let me show you to your table.

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Madam.

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[Daniel clears throat]

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Too late.

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Good help is so hard to find. [chuckles]

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You gonna try and take my tips?

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Well, if I have to do your job for you,
I deserve them.

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Now, go put those plates in the prep area.

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Pep, pep!

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[beeping sound]

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[romantic orchestral music playing]

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-[dishes crashing]
-[romantic music stops]

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I'm gonna have to take that
out your check.

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You were the one that told me to hurry!
And how did you become manager anyway?

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-You don't know what you're doing, Dan.
-Uh, "Dan"? "Dan"?

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It's "Daniel" to you.

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Now, it is clear
that you are not respecting my authority,

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so if you want to keep your job,
I suggest you put some respect on my name.

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[laughing sarcastically]
Okay, Mr. Daniel. Respect this.

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No worries. Everything is under control.

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[dishes crashing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪ What's up? ♪

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♪ Wha-- What's up? ♪

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[gentle music playing]

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Moz,

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I am impressed.

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You turned a porch
that usually has dead bugs on it…

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-[Moz] Mm-hmm.
-…into a five-star restaurant.

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Well, thank you, baby.
You deserve this and more.

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Aww.

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I love you.

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This is beautiful.

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Ooh.

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-[Moz clears throat]
-[Cocoa sighs]

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Well, here's to an evening
without children.

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Mm. I second that. I can't remember
the last time we were in the house--

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Oh, I hate Deon!

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…alone.

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Uh, honey, what happened?

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Well, I read Deon that incredible poem
that I wrote him and--

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And let me guess. He didn't like it?

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I'm so sorry to hear it.
Go back and work it out.

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-Moz--
-No, Mom, he's right. He didn't like it.

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He said, "Poetry
is what people who forget to give a gift

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give to people on Valentine's Day."

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Well, that's silly,
because you also got him a gift, right?

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No.

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Jade…

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It's not because I forgot.

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It's because I thought that
my true feelings would be more valuable

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than any old gift
that anyone can purchase.

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-I understand, baby.
-[Jade sighs]

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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Here. Give him this 50.
That should make him forgive ya.

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And if it doesn't,
come back in two hours, okay, sweetheart?

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Dad, he is the last person
I want to spend Valentine's Day with.

243
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,387
Okay.
In that case, I'll be taking this back.

244
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:47,643
I should just go to my room
and listen to Billie Eilish on a loop.

245
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:51,230
-Mm, okay. See you later.
-[crying] But I don't want to!

246
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,025
-Come here, come here, honey.
-[Moz] Mm-hmm.

247
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,779
We can't let her
spend her Valentine's Day alone.

248
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,323
Oh, yes, we can. It'll teach her a lesson
about being cheap.

249
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,616
Oh, Moz!

250
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,787
Jade, why don't you join us for dinner?

251
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:09,581
I guess I could eat.

252
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,585
Okay.

253
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:15,712
Mm!

254
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:16,880
Mm! Ooh!

255
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,091
Oh, Dad, what are you having?

256
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,053
I'll tell you what I'm not having.
Any more kids.

257
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,640
[upbeat music playing]

258
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,016
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

259
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:28,934
♪ Uh ♪

260
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,538
All right. Now, are the lovebirds,
plus one, ready to order?

261
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,206
Yes. I'm starving.

262
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,332
Me too.

263
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,711
Oh, hold up. We don't want to be rude.
We're waiting for one more.

264
00:13:56,420 --> 00:14:00,799
-[sighs] Can we please have some bread?
-Of course. That'll be $3 extra.

265
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,676
Doesn't bread come with the meal?

266
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,346
Uh, yes, with the meal.
À la carte is $3.

267
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,682
Come on, Uncle Daniel.

268
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,850
Ah, yes!

269
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,519
The family discount. [chuckles]
Make that $2.50.

270
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,899
Did you try calling Cherry again?

271
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,109
Her phone goes right to voicemail.

272
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,652
Maybe her phone died.

273
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,614
Y-Yeah! It probably ran out of power
on her way here,

274
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,657
then she had to go back home to charge it.

275
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,952
But when she got home,
some thugs broke into her house.

276
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,704
Probably had to fight them off.

277
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,582
And as soon as she does,
I-I'm sure she'll be here.

278
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,584
My exact thoughts.

279
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,922
Um, I need to hit the restroom.
She should be here soon.

280
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,427
[sighs] I feel so bad for him.

281
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,347
Me too.
But we shouldn't let that ruin our date.

282
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:52,142
All right. Bread à la carte.
[clears throat]

283
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,354
That's French for "rip-off."

284
00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:01,610
Daniel, you slammed the door on the oven
and the soufflés fell.

285
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,780
I was checking on them, and I wanted
to make sure the door was closed tight.

286
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,324
Now, don't blame me
for your flimsy soufflés.

287
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,701
Ohh, now you're a pastry chef?

288
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,580
I could be. You sprinkle powdered sugar
on a cookie and now you're Mrs. Fields?

289
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:14,831
[scoffs]

290
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:18,752
I can't work like this.
Good luck with the bananas flambé.

291
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:23,173
Everyone, the exit is over here.

292
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,175
You'll need it
when he sets the place on fire.

293
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,719
[Daniel grunts]

294
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,723
[chuckles] We all know how… 'cause…
Oh God.

295
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:39,398
That boy. M'Dear and I are gonna have to
support him for the rest of his life.

296
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,608
What's he gonna do when we're gone?

297
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,028
I don't know.
I'm gonna have my hands full with Jade.

298
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,120
I'm sorry this isn't turning out
the way I planned.

299
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,331
I'm having fun.
I always have fun when I'm with you.

300
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,377
[romantic music playing]

301
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:04,506
Mmm.

302
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,591
That's some good bread.

303
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,355
So much
for our romantic Valentine's Day dinner.

304
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:24,151
Jade even ate all of the oysters.
Is she ever gonna leave?

305
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,695
You invited her.
I was gonna let her cry into her pillow.

306
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,113
[sighs]

307
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,490
Yeah. Why do I care so much about my kids?

308
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,117
Ha!

309
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,452
Take that, Deon!

310
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:38,540
Hashtag "immature boy."
Hashtag "kiss my--"

311
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,583
Jade!

312
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,792
"My ring."

313
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,128
I was-- I was gonna say, "My ring."

314
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,965
Sounds like things are still bad
between you two?

315
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:52,220
No. We're making progress. By tomorrow,
it'll be like tonight never even happened.

316
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,681
I wonder how Shaka's doing on his date.

317
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,641
Oh, he texted me a while ago.

318
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:57,893
But I ignored it.

319
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,896
Can't be any worse than this.

320
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,441
Oh, no!

321
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,527
[scoffs] Shaka says it's going horribly.

322
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,114
Elvis' date didn't show
and now he's a third wheel.

323
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,115
Hmm.

324
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,079
Third wheel…

325
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,707
Oh my God!

326
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:27,339
Oh my God! The-- the wine, the candles,
and the old people's romantic music.

327
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,008
Which you told us to turn off.

328
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:31,843
[gasps]

329
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,595
And the oysters!

330
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:37,015
Oh! You guys were trying
to have a romantic evening.

331
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,517
Yuck! Oh!

332
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,644
You know what? I'm sorry.

333
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,064
Just pretend I'm not here and go back
to doing whatever you were gonna do,

334
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,816
that I don't even wanna think about.

335
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,905
I don't know
what she's so grossed out about.

336
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,074
Oysters and wine is the reason she's here.

337
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,290
I hope you enjoy your meal. [sighs]

338
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,625
We made it with love.

339
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,920
-Was everything to your liking?
-Yeah.

340
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:07,838
Okay, great.

341
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,591
That was delicious.

342
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,302
I'm shocked. Daniel did a great job.

343
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:18,890
Yeah. It was almost good enough
to make me forget my valentine is MIA.

344
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,102
Dude, are you all right?

345
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,397
Yeah. I guess Cherry's not comin'.

346
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,233
Doesn't look like it.

347
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,819
I'm sorry, Elvis.

348
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,113
Me too.

349
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,031
[slow dance music playing]

350
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,242
I love this song!

351
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,285
So do I.

352
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,164
Go dance. I'll be okay.

353
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,374
Eventually.

354
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:10,817
[Ami] Uh-oh.

355
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,195
That looks like the fire dessert
the chef warned us about.

356
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,281
Get your coat. We're getting out of here.

357
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,911
I present to you bananas flambé.

358
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:24,414
-Oh, I didn't order that.
-Ah, don't worry. It's on the house.

359
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,272
[chuckling] Wow.

360
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,567
It looks like
Daniel's gotten things under control.

361
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:56,821
Yes. His back was against the wall
and he came through. He's a McKellan.

362
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,451
You know, you're right.
Sometimes I do forget that.

363
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,130
Can I have this dance?

364
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,635
Jade, what are you doing here?
Where's Deon?

365
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,762
Well, we were fighting all night.

366
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:21,680
We made up.

367
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,849
But I decided that you, my friend,

368
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,811
are too sweet
to spend Valentine's Day alone.

369
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,938
You came here just for me?

370
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,648
No, the bananas flambé.

371
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,151
Of course I came here for you.

372
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:37,612
[sighs]

373
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,322
Shall we?

374
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,158
By all means!

375
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:51,251
I feel so stupid.
I thought Cherry really liked me.

376
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,252
[scoffs]

377
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,922
Hey. You're not stupid, Elvis.
Hang in there.

378
00:20:56,506 --> 00:21:00,969
You'll eventually meet the right girl
who recognizes just how special you are.

379
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:02,637
Thanks, Jade.

380
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,599
And even though I know
our relationship is strictly platonic,

381
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,227
I want you to know
you have my consent to kiss me.

382
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,857
Fine, Elvis.

383
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,568
[kisses]

384
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,531
If I'm dreaming,
Uncle Daddy, please don't wake me up.

385
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,866
[laughing]

386
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,783
Here.

387
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,204
[laughing]

388
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,425
-To finally…
-Mm.

389
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,427
…having private time

390
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,095
with my valentine.

391
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:45,096
Cheers.

392
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,187
Honey, what are you doing?

393
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,190
Just making sure
the romance radar is clear.

394
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:57,817
And this…

395
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,779
is for you, valentine.

396
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:06,076
Honey! I thought we weren't
exchanging gifts this year to save money.

397
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,078
I know, but I saved up for this.

398
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:10,872
Aww.

399
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,085
This is such a pretty nightgown.
I love it.

400
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:19,422
I'm glad. And the best part is
it's a gift for me too.

401
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,758
[smacks lips] Ooh! [laughing]

402
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,230
Oops. I dropped my napkin.

403
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:36,231
I'll get it.

404
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,152
Here you go.

405
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:42,904
Whoa! You're fast.

406
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,948
Sometimes.

407
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,366
That's true.

408
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,661
[beeping sound]

409
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,705
[romantic orchestral music playing]

410
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:57,919
That was good.

411
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,383
Yep. [chuckles]
Maybe we should try again sometime.

412
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,093
I got time right now.

413
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,515
All right. Well, come back soon now.
[chuckles]

414
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,393
-Hey, son.
-What's wrong? What do you need? More ice?

415
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:14,853
I-I-I don't need a thing.

416
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:19,399
I'll admit, when those people quit,

417
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,778
I was concerned
that the night might be a disaster.

418
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:27,407
But you pulled it off.

419
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:29,534
Oh…

420
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,203
Thanks, Pop.
You know I only want to make you proud.

421
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:35,248
And you have, you have.
I can't wait to tell your mother.

422
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:39,335
But don't worry, don't worry.
I took pictures so she would believe it.

423
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,753
-[chuckling]
-Yes!

424
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,635
Ami, did you save any for me?

425
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,722
Oh, Grandpa, I love you too much
to let you get chubby.

426
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,016
[Grandpa chuckles]

427
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,435
You are just like your M'Dear.

428
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,983
[upbeat music playing]

429
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:04,944
The kitchen is spotless.

430
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,823
And I see on social media
that the customers were happy.

431
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,868
Oh, you've done well tonight, Daniel.

432
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,830
Oh, thank you! Does this mean
I have the job permanently, Ms. Ginsmore?

433
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:20,251
Call me Ursula.
And, yes, the job most certainly is yours.

434
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:21,169
[chuckles]

435
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:24,714
You know, I hired you
because I thought you were handsome.

436
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:27,926
Oh! [chuckles]

437
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,135
Well, that is true.

438
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,388
I got a lot of ideas for marketing.

439
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:36,142
I was thinking maybe we could
open up more tables right by…

440
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:37,227
[cork pops]

441
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,526
Uh, it's getting late.

442
00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:50,365
And dark.

443
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:57,372
Let's make this
a Valentine's Day to remember.

444
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:00,833
I'm getting scared.

445
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,293
You should be.

446
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:05,672
Come along.

447
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:11,052
Uh-uh-uh… Well, I-I need to lock up.
[chuckles nervously]

448
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:15,348
Why don't I meet you in your office
in a few?

449
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:17,475
Sounds good.

450
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,478
Don't make me wait.

451
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,521
Okay.

452
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:26,818
[sighs]

453
00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,403
Feelin' good, though.

454
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:30,905
[muttering indistinctly]

455
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,241
Chill, chill, chill.

456
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,326
[smacks lips]

457
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:40,623
[scoffs]

458
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:42,458
Well,

459
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:47,463
it was a good job while it lasted.

460
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,381
[scoffs]

461
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:54,345
Happy V Day. I quit!

462
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:05,106
[closing theme music playing]

463
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,692
-Diva out.
-[snaps fingers]