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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我要你們見見我的家人
‎他們南下與我同住

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‎-大摩斯
‎-你愛我嗎？

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‎-耶
‎-我是可可

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‎潔德，我當然有很多話要說
‎我是大姊，怎麼可能不叛逆

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‎趕快叫我夏卡，現在由我當家搖滾

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‎馬吉就是我

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‎我是小媽媽艾咪

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‎大聲歌唱、盡情歡樂

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‎闔家團圓

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‎（歡迎來到喬治亞哥倫布）

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‎好，吃吧，我做完了
‎可可不能再交辦老公任務了

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‎我今天不打掃院子或清理水溝

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‎我要跟我的新躺椅約會

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‎艾咪在哪裡？我最喜歡的唇蜜不見了

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‎格蕾絲帶她去亞特蘭大的水族館

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‎好吧，我希望她玩得開心

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‎因為等她回家，就準備葬身水裡了

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‎挺好的，再見

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‎澳美客牛排館有什麼消息
‎鱷魚鄧迪？

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‎不好意思，這是遊獵的時尚裝扮
‎寶貝

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‎他們沒穿成這樣端炸洋蔥

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‎而且，你們眼前這位是

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‎麥坎波密室副理的新助理

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‎麥坎波密室？
‎那是喬治亞州最熱門的逃生密室

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‎你能幫侄子牽個線嗎？

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‎當然可以，但你需要成人監護人陪伴

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‎別看我，我已經有計畫了

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‎叫我躺椅先生

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‎我帶你去，馬吉
‎到底什麼是逃生密室？

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‎妳被關在一個房間裡
‎必須解謎才能逃出去

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‎他們付你多少錢？

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‎妳付錢給他們

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‎這聽起來像敲詐

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‎我得去上班了，我不想遲到

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‎真希望我有車可以開

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‎我必須慢慢走 ，因為我很會流汗…

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‎拿去，別碰我！

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‎謝了，摩斯

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‎等等，妳把我的車鑰匙給他？

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‎你又沒要去哪裡，記得嗎
‎懶惰蟲先生？

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‎嘿 ，夏卡，想去麥坎波密室嗎？

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‎不去了，摩根要過來
‎跟她爸說要烤肉

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‎-什麼爸爸？
‎-烤肉聽起來很有趣

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‎我可以邀請迪昂

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‎那妳還得請一位主廚
‎因為我不打算下廚

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‎別這樣，老爸，你的烤肉技術一流

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‎來得正好
‎你眼前這位才是第一把交椅

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‎原始的成功秘方是你爺爺

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‎什麼？

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‎你今天要為你孫子
‎烤舉世聞名的肋排

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‎如果我有計畫了呢？

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‎其實沒有

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‎但我可以有

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‎好吧，讓我來

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‎太棒了！

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‎嘿，可以幫我準備豆腐排嗎？
‎我決定吃純素

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‎各位，我是認真的

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‎以植物為基礎的飲食更有益健康
‎對動物也更人道

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‎迪昂讓我看的紀錄片《牛也會哭泣》
‎有提到

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‎哞

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‎我愛動物

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‎夾在兩片麵包之間！

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‎潔德

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‎妳連新髮型都很難保持下去
‎更別提新生活方式了

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‎真的嗎，奶奶？

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‎這樣啊，好吧

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‎那我們就賭一把

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‎如果我證明你們看走眼
‎整整一個月沒吃肉

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‎妳就要讓我背妳的復古柏金包
‎去參加校友返校節

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‎如果妳輸了呢？

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‎如果我這張嘴碰了肉

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‎那我就洗碗和打掃家裡一個月

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‎好呦，那就賭一把吧

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‎好啊

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‎摩斯，盯著她，我要跟馬吉要去玩
‎逃離惡魔島

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‎所以爸，我應該叫摩根
‎哪時來參加露天燒烤

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‎-什麼露天燒烤？誰是摩根？
‎-我女朋友

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‎女朋友？夏卡有女朋友？
‎你知道夏卡有女友嗎？

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‎-是啊，我知道她的事
‎-我也知道

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‎好了，媽，3點可以嗎？

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‎好，隨便啦

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‎告訴我更多關於摩根的事

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‎-你知道夏卡有女友嗎？
‎-知道

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‎為什麼沒有人告訴我？

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‎夏卡說他會告訴妳
‎但妳會問個不停

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‎不，我不會

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‎她幾歲？住在哪裡？是黑人嗎？

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‎親愛的，我還是難以置信
‎夏卡跟你說了那個女孩

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‎居然沒告訴我

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‎沒想到妳居然穿著那件舊母親節禮物
‎妳從哪翻出來的？

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‎我愛這件襯衫

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‎我的寶貝兒子送我的
‎是我跟寶貝小時候的合照

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‎以前我的寶貝兒子跟我無話不談

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‎親愛的，夏卡是青少年了

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‎有些事情他只想跟他爸談

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‎親愛的，我們說的不是怎麼穿護檔

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‎而是女生，關於女生你懂什麼？

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‎-我覺得我知道…
‎-你知道的也就只有我

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‎我很高興他跟我吐露心事
‎並把秘密託付於我

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‎快說，他還告訴過你什麼秘密？

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‎-我來幫你
‎-天啊！

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‎-我閃遠一點
‎-好的

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‎親愛的

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‎-大家好
‎-嘿，迪昂

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‎親愛的，你不必帶東西來
‎你是我們的客人

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‎這是我和潔德要吃的
‎我們現在是吃純素

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‎不是你負責烤肉嗎？

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‎計畫有變

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‎好吧

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‎豆腐香腸要烤多久啊？

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‎烤到變成豬肉為止

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‎媽，謝謝妳做妳最拿手的魔鬼蛋

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‎不是我吹牛，但這份菜單
‎甚至過不了運輸安全管理局

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‎因為“爆炸”好吃

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‎-幹嘛！
‎-純素者不吃蛋

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‎這是我們之間的秘密

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‎親愛的奶奶不必知道

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‎給我記住了

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‎天啊，丹尼爾叔叔
‎你總是能找最酷的工作

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‎等我長大，一定要跟你看齊

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‎不行

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‎拜託，親愛的媽媽
‎現在我經營喬治亞最火紅的逃生密室

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‎還能帶無限量的洋蔥圈回家

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‎真是有夠難伺候

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‎那要怎麼做，丹尼爾叔叔？

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‎依循線索，帶你找到鑰匙

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‎就能離開房間了，你們有一小時

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‎如果我們一小時內解不開呢？

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‎或者我必須逃到女廁呢？

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‎我就放你們出去

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‎那是什麼聲音？

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‎是那具棺材裡的木乃伊

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‎開錯門它會抓走你的靈魂！

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‎-酷！
‎-放馬過來吧

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‎因為我已經成聖，而且全副武裝迎戰

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‎那是忍者飛鏢嗎？

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‎新的，喜歡嗎？

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‎很高興我又贏得妳的歡心了

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‎你最好繼續保持下去

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‎大家好，這是摩根

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‎妳好

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‎很高興見到妳，摩根，妳帶了什麼？

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‎我喜歡下廚，所以我做了惡魔蛋

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‎有點散亂

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‎好的

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‎怎麼？謝謝

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‎摩根，這很好吃

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‎-謝謝你，先生
‎-應該是你吃過最美味的吧？

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‎幾乎跟我的惡魔蛋一樣美味

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‎還差一點，別忘了
‎我的惡魔蛋是追到你的秘密武器

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‎沒錯，親愛的
‎跟妳的美貌和個性都無關

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‎梅利用番薯派贏得我的心

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‎還有乳酪通心粉

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‎幾乎每道料理，你們都嚐過她的手藝

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‎我不知道妳想喝什麼，麥加倫太太
‎所以我帶了好幾種來

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‎妳真是貼心

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‎謝謝

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‎真是會諂媚

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‎好了，第一個線索

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‎“什麼東西有手和臉，但不會笑？”

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‎我猜是時鐘 ，但這裡沒看到半個

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‎妳看！有日晷

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‎他們為什麼不直接說？

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‎答案一定跟它有關

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‎有蜘蛛！

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‎親愛的奶奶，妳看，只是一隻小蜘蛛

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‎妳的體型比牠大很多，踩扁牠就好

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‎我也比你大，也許我該踩你才對

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‎丹尼爾？

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‎丹尼爾，寶貝，快放我們出去

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‎我想幫你們開門，但系統好像故障了

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‎快解除故障 ，讓我離開這裡

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‎抱歉，行不通，親愛的媽媽

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‎你們得解開謎題 ，找到鑰匙

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‎再從裡面打開門

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‎但有多達40條線索
‎可能要花好幾個小時！

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‎打給你老闆，說我們困住了

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‎是可以，但他可能會怪我弄壞系統
‎炒我魷魚

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‎那又怎樣？你已經習慣了

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‎相信我，我已經盡量用力了

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‎我們被困住了

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‎出不去了

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‎我覺得好熱

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‎我喘不過氣

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‎-奶奶，沒關係，呼吸就好，深呼吸
‎-我沒有呼吸嗎？

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‎我停止呼吸了嗎？快叫醫生來

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‎媽媽，爸爸，是你們嗎？

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‎沒有，妳沒事

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‎吸氣，吐氣，這就對了

191
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,973
‎-謝謝
‎-不客氣

192
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,685
‎夏卡和我挑了這個送妳，麥加倫太太

193
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,897
‎好的，謝謝

194
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,152
‎她為什麼努力討好我？

195
00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:55,239
‎她想留下好印象

196
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,242
‎-我也討好迪昂的媽媽
‎-是啊

197
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,576
‎她也覺得很討厭

198
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,996
‎什麼？真的嗎？你怎麼不告訴我？

199
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,998
‎我希望她喜歡我
‎要怎麼讓她喜歡我？

200
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,543
‎我可以甩了妳

201
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,337
‎好，東西都烤好了

202
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,048
‎幫我裝一盤來，我要在躺椅上吃

203
00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,467
‎這玩意好舒適

204
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,929
‎我知道，我等不及躺回去了

205
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,056
‎對，好吧

206
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:29,565
‎麥加倫先生，這些純素烤肉
‎證明你的廚藝又更上一層樓了

207
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,234
‎這些跟真肉幾乎分不出來

208
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,531
‎是啊，可以真的嘗到

209
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,742
‎人性的滋味

210
00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:42,745
‎我一點都不想念肉

211
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,747
‎妳確定嗎？

212
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,584
‎妳確定妳不想咬…

213
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:55,883
‎就像親愛的奶奶說的
‎“上帝不喜歡醜惡之徒”

214
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,010
‎但我確定祂喜歡肋排

215
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:01,555
‎所以祂才發明五秒規則

216
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,063
‎好了

217
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:13,442
‎“找出保護石棺的蛇

218
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,695
‎牠脫皮後，用皮打一個節”

219
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,656
‎用蛇皮打結？

220
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,326
‎我寧可做成皮帶

221
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,329
‎有蜘蛛！

222
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:29,374
‎不，親愛的奶奶妳看
‎只是一塊軟麻布

223
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:33,712
‎不知道為什麼
‎我一直覺得我身上有蜘蛛

224
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,173
‎親愛的奶奶，蜘蛛沒跑到妳身上

225
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:38,717
‎為什麼妳那麼怕牠們？

226
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,388
‎說來話長

227
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,809
‎我有時間

228
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,977
‎我喜歡聽妳說故事

229
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,234
‎好吧，既然我們被困在這裡

230
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,822
‎你知道露比布里奇斯是誰吧？

231
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:03,408
‎知道，她是第一個融入
‎紐奧良白人學校的黑人小孩

232
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:04,827
‎對

233
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,162
‎在哥倫布這裡

234
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,916
‎我也有自己的融合故事

235
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:11,834
‎真的嗎？

236
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:19,007
‎我以前讀一間破舊的純黑人學校

237
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,760
‎校園裡連圖書館都沒有

238
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,138
‎只是角落有一個房間

239
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,641
‎擺了幾本破爛的書

240
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,768
‎而我很熱愛看書

241
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,438
‎我父親有個牧師朋友

242
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,316
‎做了一些安排，讓我有特權

243
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,194
‎可以去白人學校的圖書館

244
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:46,410
‎那裡寬敞又現代化，有幾千本的藏書

245
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,704
‎妳一定很喜歡去那裡

246
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,247
‎沒錯

247
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,207
‎但是

248
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,669
‎有些白人不喜歡我去

249
00:13:57,129 --> 00:14:02,092
‎然後有個卑鄙混蛋注意到我

250
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,139
‎他叫吉米巴拉德

251
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,602
‎1960年，我還是個聰明聽話的孩子

252
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,145
‎我很少吃甜食

253
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:18,567
‎某天下午我正在享用特別的好東西

254
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,486
‎一小支香草冰淇淋甜筒

255
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,492
‎看看是誰在這裡

256
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,871
‎妳就是那個大家議論紛紛的黑人女孩

257
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,332
‎你好，我是艾米利雅威廉斯

258
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,167
‎我是吉米

259
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,126
‎巴拉德

260
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,337
‎喂，你那樣很惡劣

261
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,175
‎妳想怎麼樣？去告我的狀嗎？

262
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,428
‎沒人會在乎

263
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,101
‎我無法忍受惡霸

264
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,019
‎我也是

265
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,315
‎吉米就是最糟的那種惡霸

266
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,944
‎愚蠢，種族歧視而且動不得

267
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,113
‎他爸爸是警察局長

268
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,908
‎妳沒權利來我們的圖書館

269
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,993
‎黑人很無知

270
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:12,079
‎妳可能大字都不認識幾個

271
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,164
‎拜託別來煩我

272
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:24,841
‎親愛的媽媽

273
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,970
‎是我，丹尼爾！

274
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,180
‎門鎖修好了嗎？

275
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:31,765
‎還沒，但是…

276
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,019
‎妳最喜歡的兒子餓了
‎可以請我吃午餐嗎？

277
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,271
‎我們被關在裡面，妳要怎麼給他錢？

278
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,440
‎看好了

279
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,652
‎寶貝 ，把手指伸進門縫底下

280
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,446
‎好，妳看到了嗎？

281
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,991
‎有，看到了

282
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,437
‎我很抱歉，麥加倫太太
‎我不是故意撞妳的

283
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,106
‎不，沒關係

284
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:22,899
‎沒關係

285
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:26,945
‎這只是我兒子童年的無價藝術品

286
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,656
‎應該很容易能取代

287
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,784
‎我去拿紙巾

288
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,455
‎只是一件襯衫而已，冷靜點，媽

289
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,250
‎冷靜？這什麼意思？我很冷靜啊

290
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,381
‎看看誰終於醒了
‎什麼那麼好笑，爸？

291
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,386
‎可可的行為跟某個我們熟識的人一樣

292
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,138
‎誰啊？

293
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,432
‎開頭是“親” ，結尾是“媽媽”

294
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,143
‎親愛的媽媽？

295
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,395
‎才怪，我沒那麼嚴重

296
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,899
‎“雖然摩斯身高195公分

297
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,527
‎但他永遠是我的小寶貝”

298
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,158
‎“雖然我的寶貝夏卡頭太大
‎無法通過產道

299
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,744
‎但我的寶貝一切都很完美

300
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,162
‎就連他的擦傷也一樣”

301
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:23,335
‎聽著，親愛的婆婆
‎一直覺得我會搶走摩斯

302
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,711
‎夏卡才15歲了

303
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,505
‎他才不會娶摩根

304
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,257
‎對吧？

305
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,473
‎嘿，Siri
‎喬治亞州的法定結婚年齡幾歲？

306
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,390
‎17歲

307
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,893
‎他們瘋了嗎？

308
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,853
‎那太年輕了

309
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:46,316
‎不行，我絕對不能
‎讓那個隨便的女孩搶走我的…

310
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,195
‎天啊！

311
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,739
‎我的行為就像親愛的婆婆

312
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:58,703
‎對，問題在於妳要繼續像她那樣嗎？

313
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,207
‎實際上，我想問的是你哪時
‎要離開我的躺椅？

314
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,711
‎噢不，我的兄弟，你得自己去弄一個

315
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,970
‎我知道如果我打吉米巴拉德

316
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,348
‎會給我家人惹來很多麻煩

317
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,726
‎所以我盡量避開他

318
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:26,314
‎但那個撒旦的爪牙總是能找到我

319
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,284
‎難怪妳不喜歡蜘蛛

320
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,077
‎這還不是最糟的部分

321
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,079
‎之後他嘲笑我說

322
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,124
‎“看，我讓妳跳起舞了”

323
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:48,712
‎然後他用英文裡最難聽的字眼罵我

324
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,590
‎他罵妳黑鬼？

325
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,137
‎-這個故事讓我很火大
‎-我知道，所以我才不常說

326
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:01,516
‎如果那樣被罵，我不知道會怎麼做
‎我可能會想揍人

327
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:06,188
‎不幸的是，馬吉，你可能要打不少人

328
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:10,025
‎我們都知道那不是你的本性

329
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:13,195
‎-但我不能這樣放過他們
‎-沒錯

330
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,574
‎那會刺痛你的心靈，擊潰你的意志

331
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,620
‎這些年來，我一直試圖掩飾傷痛

332
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,998
‎但你也看到蜘蛛帶來的陰影
‎還是揮之不去

333
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,333
‎那我們能怎麼辦？

334
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,753
‎-馬吉！
‎-弄壞了你們要付錢！

335
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,589
‎過來

336
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:37,969
‎聽我說

337
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:43,558
‎這個世界上有一些惡劣變態的人

338
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,647
‎他們會用言語把你傷得體無完膚

339
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,024
‎貶低你

340
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:56,071
‎但實際上他們知道你很棒

341
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,282
‎所以他們才討厭你

342
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,578
‎親愛的奶奶，妳怎麼這麼睿智？

343
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:06,665
‎畢竟我已經高齡42歲了

344
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,170
‎我感到很欣慰，因為跟你聊天

345
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,464
‎讓我意識到

346
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:16,591
‎沒有人

347
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:21,805
‎也沒有任何詞，特別是那兩個字…

348
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,185
‎比我自己更強大

349
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:29,896
‎我同意

350
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:35,151
‎-親愛的奶奶
‎-什麼？我需要吃薄荷糖嗎？

351
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:39,322
‎不是，我看到蜘蛛
‎但別擔心，交給我解決

352
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,492
‎沒關係，別理牠，只是蜘蛛罷了

353
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,286
‎等等

354
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,746
‎所以妳不怕蜘蛛了嗎？

355
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,040
‎這個嘛，我不喜歡牠們

356
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,168
‎但我受夠了害怕

357
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,963
‎我遠比那個小東西

358
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,716
‎還更強大

359
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:01,052
‎或是像吉米巴拉德那種人

360
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,431
‎我們不能被打敗

361
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,224
‎絕對不行

362
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,856
‎丹尼爾來救援了！

363
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,734
‎一切都在掌控中，我找到鑰匙了

364
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,444
‎你說什麼？

365
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,948
‎我們被困在這裡是因為你

366
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,951
‎亂放鑰匙？

367
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:25,869
‎臭小子！

368
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:29,080
‎你說是機械故障！

369
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,458
‎本來有可能是

370
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:34,836
‎但別擔心，好嗎，家人？
‎我不收超時費

371
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,341
‎拿我的圍巾來，在那張椅子上

372
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:43,762
‎沒有椅子啊，等等
‎親愛的媽媽，我沒看到圍巾

373
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,640
‎叔叔，你知道該怎麼做

374
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,810
‎你只要解開謎題，找到鑰匙就行了

375
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,773
‎很搞笑

376
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,609
‎但你忘了，我有鑰匙！

377
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,114
‎但只能開外面的門鎖

378
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,242
‎親愛的媽媽！馬吉

379
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:07,827
‎有人在嗎？

380
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:12,207
‎救命！這裡空氣不足！

381
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:20,006
‎媽，摩根把污漬都洗乾淨了
‎她還比妳更會洗衣服

382
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:20,965
‎那實在…

383
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,178
‎太好了

384
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,014
‎我真的很抱歉，麥加倫太太

385
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:35,271
‎聽著，妳沒什麼好道歉的

386
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,401
‎妳很體貼，我很高興我的寶…

387
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,363
‎我是說夏卡

388
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,824
‎跟這麼乖的女生交往

389
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:53,790
‎不會吧

390
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,877
‎-千萬別再有刺蝟了
‎-刺蝟不會發出那種聲音

391
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:01,381
‎寶貝，小心！說不定是野豬

392
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,094
‎沒錯，絕對是豬

393
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,848
‎豬也不背柏金包，親愛的媽媽贏了

394
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,197
‎那躺椅真是不錯

395
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,159
‎我好像睡了一個禮拜

396
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:33,788
‎一定很舒服，我想再買一個
‎但補貨要等六個月

397
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,291
‎好吧，你可以弄個充氣床墊

398
00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,543
‎擺在後院我的躺椅旁邊

399
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:48,553
‎純素天后小姐在洗盤子
‎我猜我賭贏了

400
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:52,765
‎算吧，我崩潰了，偷啃一根肋骨

401
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:55,935
‎潔德，妳吃了12根，那叫肋排

402
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,274
‎-逃生密室麼樣？
‎-親愛的奶奶讓過程變得很有趣

403
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,358
‎拜託！

404
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,652
‎我很享受他的陪伴

405
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:09,866
‎對了，那個變態吉米巴拉德
‎後來怎麼了？

406
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:14,287
‎我聽說他莫名其妙出了意外

407
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,414
‎最後裝了木頭假肢

408
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:20,460
‎但他現在個性好多了

409
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,003
‎什麼意外？

410
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,922
‎我怎麼知道？

411
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,548
‎我又不在那裡

412
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,967
‎就算我真的在

413
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,303
‎也沒人能證明

414
00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:43,024
‎（本集編劇要獻給“我的父母
‎你們是我的靈感與英雄”）

415
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:28,069
‎字幕翻譯：莊雅婷