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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我要你們見見我的家人
‎他們南下與我同住

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‎-大摩斯
‎-你愛我嗎？

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‎-耶
‎-我是可可

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‎潔德，我當然有很多話要說
‎我是大姊，怎麼可能不叛逆

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‎趕快叫我夏卡，現在由我當家搖滾

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‎馬吉就是我

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‎我是小媽媽艾咪

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‎大聲歌唱、盡情歡樂

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‎闔家團圓

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‎（歡迎來到喬治亞哥倫布）

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‎（六星期前）

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‎酸民者說我拿到角色
‎因為我媽是編劇兼導演

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‎但我在試鏡時差點就飆出
‎瑪麗亞凱莉的招牌海豚音，看好

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‎妳差點成功了

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‎真的，對吧？

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‎咪咪這個角色我穩操勝算
‎再見，各位

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‎妳還沒拿到角色
‎為什麼要說是妳的？

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‎第一，這是必然的結果

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‎第二，我希望全世界都認為
‎我的生活跟IG上看到的一樣精采

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‎當妳真的很辛苦，對吧？

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‎老弟，你不會懂的

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‎好了，這是個艱難的決定

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‎但主角咪咪的角色

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‎要交給…

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‎艾米利雅麥加倫

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‎我？

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‎真是出乎意料，我連試鏡都沒有

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‎（現在）

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‎麻煩動作快， 謝謝
‎對，看起來很棒，謝謝

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‎直接拿過去放在那邊

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‎寶貝，休息一下

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‎編劇，執導，製作

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‎-妳就像性感的泰勒派瑞
‎-謝謝，親愛的

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‎好了，各位，我們完整跳一輪吧

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‎巴倫表親到了嗎？

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‎他的班機延誤，他說今晚才會到

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‎可可 ，這是修改後的最後一幕

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‎又改了？

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‎親愛的婆婆，妳把我的劇本全改掉了

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‎除了劇名《我墜入愛河那一夜》

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‎那個我也改了

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‎改成《我愛上耶穌那一夜》

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‎我會研究一下

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‎不行！

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‎妳跟本沒有“醃”

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‎難怪上星期的雞肉那麼乾

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‎親愛的媽媽，可可是編劇
‎導演兼製作人…

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‎而我是主角

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‎可可，是妳求我主演妳的小舞台劇

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‎（六星期前）

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‎可可 ，我看了妳的劇本，真的很棒

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‎妳能幫我安插一個小角色嗎？

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‎當然可以

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‎妳很適合演出莎蒂阿姨

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‎那個年長又睿智的修女

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‎年長？

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‎好吧，年老那部分不好演

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‎但妳是很棒的演員，一定能駕馭

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‎不，我覺得我應該演更像我的角色
‎像是咪咪

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‎咪咪應該是18歲

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‎對啊，18歲妳演不來

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‎但19歲絕對沒問題

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‎好吧，可可，如果妳覺得有比妳婆婆

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‎更適合演出那個角色的人
‎那我也明白

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‎當然啦，我能唱出五個八度音

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‎而且妳跟妳的子女占據了我的房子

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‎還有我的生活

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‎沒關係

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‎我可以修改一下

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‎（現在）

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‎嗨，各位，今天終於要為
‎哥倫布社區劇院的新舞台劇

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‎進行著裝彩排了

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‎這六星期來

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‎我們辛苦地排練，做聲樂訓練與試裝
‎但我很專業

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‎畢竟接下主角就要做這些份內工作嘛

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‎祝我好運，再見

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‎妳幹嘛在我的更衣室外面閒晃？

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‎剛才的著裝彩排糟透了

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‎知道嗎，在…

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‎演藝圈有句話說
‎著裝彩排不順利能帶來好運

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‎-有人聽到車聲嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎我希望巴倫表叔還是會來

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‎說不定他在最後一刻
‎受邀參加到莉佐的遊艇派對

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‎為什麼夏卡的教父是跟名人共事的
‎大牌詞曲創作人

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‎而我的卻是壞掉的丹尼爾叔叔？

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‎怪你奶奶吧，是她逼我們選的

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‎怪你比較保險

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‎知道嗎，巴倫是我么妹蜜卓的兒子

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‎她過世了，托我照顧他

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‎你希望他成為牙醫

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‎因為你很擔心他的音樂生涯會失敗

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‎巴倫唱的“《耶穌愛我》
‎還是我最愛的版本

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‎耶穌愛我

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‎我知道

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‎因為有《聖經》告訴我

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‎-沒錯，祂愛我
‎-沒錯，祂愛我

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‎沒錯，祂愛我

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‎巴倫表親！

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‎-你終於來了！
‎-嘿！

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‎家人們好啊

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‎嘿，我的家人

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‎嘿，親愛的舅媽，這位是席尼

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‎我的共同製作人和生意夥伴

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‎你好，席尼

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‎你餓了嗎？

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‎我聽說您燒得一手好菜
‎所以我確實餓了

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‎但首先，我聽說您是
‎背誦《聖經》經文的衛冕冠軍

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‎世界第一！

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‎我以前是暑期聖經學校的冠軍

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‎那就來比吧

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‎“既是這樣，還有什麼說的呢？

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‎神若幫助我們，誰能敵擋我們？”

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‎“我靠著那加給我力量的
‎凡事都能做”

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‎錯了

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‎欽定本聖經說 “加強”

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‎你忘了說“強”

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‎夏卡

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‎擊敗！

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‎（眾星雲集）

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‎（耶！）

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‎（好厲害）

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‎（好耶！）

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‎（上吧！）

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‎頭部動作！頭部動作很順暢

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‎對啊，我們得到很多讚

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‎天啊！德瑞克剛剛提到你和巴倫

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‎是德瑞克！

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‎我愛死德瑞克了！

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‎我是說潔德很愛他

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‎我年紀太大也結婚了，不能愛他

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‎我喜歡他

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‎很喜歡

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‎聽著，他是時尚潮男
‎是席尼介紹我們認識

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‎對，我跟德瑞克是老交情了
‎我是OVO唱片的榮譽會員

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‎請讓讓

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‎我跟你需要談談，我們會成為死黨的

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‎先別急，好朋友

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‎明天是開幕夜
‎妳的台詞都背熟了嗎？

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‎大部分吧

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‎身為替補演員，妳要做好準備

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‎以免女主角…

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‎也就是我

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‎沒辦法登台

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‎妳已經說過一千遍了

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‎我陪妳練台詞吧，我有點演戲經驗

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‎謝了，但我才不要全部背起來

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‎因為根本沒機會接近舞台

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‎好了

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‎所以有什麼八卦？
‎你們在交往嗎？快說！

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‎艾咪，那不關妳的事，抱歉

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‎沒關係

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‎我跟席尼沒有交往

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‎我們訂婚了

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‎你訂婚了？

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‎但你不可能訂婚，你又不是同性戀

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‎其實我是

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‎-這真是好消息
‎-因為我們是同性戀嗎？

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‎不，我是說你們要結婚了
‎但你是同性戀也很棒

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‎大家高興什麼？
‎為什麼要為一個罪人慶祝？

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‎這就是我從來沒跟家人出櫃的原因

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‎我怕你們不接受我

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‎看來我是對的

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‎孩子，你胡說什麼？

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‎大家都愛你，而且你愛的任何人
‎我們都歡迎

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‎別替我說話，梅利

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‎妳知道我不信這種事，也不會接受

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‎所以德瑞克會參加婚禮嗎？

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‎嘿，拿下耳機

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‎我來教你我跟克里斯布朗學的新舞步

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‎沒興趣

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‎等等，夏卡

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‎我知道你不高興我是同性戀

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‎但我還是原來的我

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‎聽著，一切都沒變

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‎一切都變了

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‎（社區劇院
‎《我墜入愛河那一夜》）

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‎今晚是開幕夜
‎這位是有多張白金唱片紀錄的創作人

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‎巴倫

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‎呦！怎麼樣？

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‎我要去換裝了，表演肯定會很精彩

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‎對，這將是盛大的一夜
‎晚點聊，再見

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‎妳跟粉絲說妳是主角

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‎那妳要怎麼解釋妳根本沒演出？

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‎很簡單

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‎我會說我出了點意外

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‎親愛的奶奶只好替補我演出

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‎我會得到很多
‎“難過”和“關心”表情符號

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‎狡猾，陰險

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‎又聰明！

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‎夏卡說錯了，妳不是外表那麼無腦

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‎沒錯

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‎（入場券，《我愛上耶穌那一夜》）

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‎（百老匯！）

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‎（歡呼！）

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‎我想謝謝你們大家的努力付出

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‎這不是我一個人的舞台劇
‎而是屬於大家的

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‎拜託別害我搞砸了

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‎我是說我們

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‎大家把手疊起來
‎數到三祝福演出成功

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‎一、二、三

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‎-祝演出成功！
‎-耶穌！

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‎那個也行

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‎好了，各位，就定位吧，快點

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‎嗨，孩子們

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‎-妳好，咪咪
‎-咪咪是鎮上最漂亮的女生

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‎嘿

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‎我看到你把
‎跟巴倫一起拍的抖音影片全刪了

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00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,603
‎我要上傳新內容

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‎爸

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‎你知道巴倫是同性戀嗎？

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00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,986
‎對，從我們小時候就知道了

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00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,655
‎-你不介意嗎？
‎-不會

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00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:23,702
‎我很驚訝你會介意
‎納斯小子出櫃時你沒有生氣

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‎那是因為他坦承同性戀的身分

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‎巴倫卻隱瞞還說謊

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‎他沒有說謊，夏卡

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00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,127
‎他只是沒宣布，他為什麼要說呢？

219
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,379
‎我也不必到處嚷嚷我是異性戀

220
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‎實際上…

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‎我很慚愧沒讓他覺得夠放心
‎而更早出櫃

222
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:46,016
‎我贊同爺爺，他也看不過去

223
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:50,395
‎好吧，我父親是好人
‎但這一點我不贊同他

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00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,148
‎巴倫是我認識最好的人之一

225
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,360
‎所以我才請他當我的長子的教父

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‎我知道他會樹立好榜樣

227
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,199
‎對，我本來也想向他看齊
‎但現在不要了

228
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‎我不是同性戀

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‎對，但就算你是
‎我還是無條件地愛我的家人

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‎-摩斯，布幕
‎-好的

231
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‎動作快，別打混了！

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‎知道啦

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00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,382
‎我開始有條件了

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‎他們為什麼笑？
‎那是宣布診斷結果的不幸橋段

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00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:35,941
‎什麼？

236
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,234
‎親愛的婆婆脫稿演出

237
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,236
‎可惡的演員

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‎-妳應該挑更好的人選
‎-親愛的婆婆強迫我

239
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,367
‎我應該順從直覺

240
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:50,581
‎選一個更有經驗
‎看起來像18歲的年輕演員

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‎就是我！

242
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,837
‎挺直身子，我沒那麼重

243
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,213
‎發生什麼事了？

244
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,883
‎親愛的奶奶跳舞時扭到腳了

245
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,759
‎劇本裡沒有的舞蹈？

246
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,469
‎我精力旺盛嘛

247
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,016
‎別擔心，我可以演完

248
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,767
‎她沒辦法繼續了

249
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,854
‎親愛的，她沒得選
‎表演一定要繼續，這是規矩

250
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:16,690
‎是啊，所以我才有替補演員

251
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‎說得對，潔德，去換裝
‎妳頂替奶奶的位置

252
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,164
‎你相信爸爸為了我不想理巴倫
‎對我說教嗎？

253
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,624
‎他表現得好像我是混蛋

254
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,250
‎對，也許因為你真的是

255
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:38,754
‎我不懂

256
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,340
‎你什麼時候開始恐同了？

257
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,300
‎我不怕同性戀

258
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,636
‎只是不希望被誤認為我是同性戀

259
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,678
‎誰在乎啊？

260
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,890
‎有些人覺得我是同性戀
‎因為我愛烘焙，唱歌和跳舞

261
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,809
‎-你不生氣嗎？
‎-不會

262
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,269
‎我知道我是誰

263
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,858
‎我想我知道你介意的原因
‎你一直很在乎別人的看法

264
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,151
‎不，我沒有

265
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,112
‎去年你頭髮剪壞了
‎戴帽子整整一個月

266
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,489
‎這樣小朋友才不會笑你

267
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,116
‎我的爆炸頭中間有個洞耶

268
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‎老兄

269
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:22,631
‎我很同情你

270
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,175
‎你居然讓不重要的阿貓阿狗

271
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,886
‎阻礙你跟重要的人維繫關係

272
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,561
‎-中場休息結束了
‎-不！

273
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,356
‎來吧，潔德，發光發熱的時候到了

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‎去吧

275
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,118
‎咪咪，快點，不能錯過這班火車

276
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,119
‎-去吧
‎-不要

277
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:54,538
‎咪咪？

278
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,623
‎寶貝，妳還在等什麼？

279
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,543
‎-我不能演
‎-為什麼？

280
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,212
‎妳知道台詞吧？

281
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,756
‎知道

282
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,174
‎但是…

283
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,010
‎我會怯場

284
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:12,139
‎上台之後才會怯場，快想辦法撐過去

285
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,056
‎什麼？

286
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,518
‎妳來了

287
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,186
‎來吧，我們走

288
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,315
‎對，我不想錯過飛機

289
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,236
‎是火車，往這邊走

290
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,780
‎對，我知道

291
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,449
‎布景是我幫忙搭的

292
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,954
‎我要修理她！

293
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,957
‎晚點吧，等目擊證人少一點時

294
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,712
‎有趣的女孩，真有趣

295
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,380
‎現在照劇本演

296
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,675
‎咪咪，我會永遠愛妳

297
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,428
‎而我

298
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‎也會永遠愛你，昆西

299
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:56,808
‎是昆騰

300
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,437
‎昆騰

301
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,900
‎我幫你取了昆西的小名

302
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,070
‎因為你讓我有這種感覺

303
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,989
‎每次看到你，我內心都…

304
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,408
‎昆西不已

305
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:18,205
‎好吧，我不知道妳要演到哪去

306
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,124
‎但現在應該是唱歌的好時機
‎拜託配合

307
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:24,461
‎妳還好嗎？

308
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,214
‎-別擔心，我會唱得很棒
‎-好的

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00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,636
‎時間快到了

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00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,262
‎現在是時候

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00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,431
‎私奔與共結連理

312
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:39,643
‎我 一直在等這一刻到來

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00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,520
‎讓我獨立高飛

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00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,939
‎私奔與共結連理

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00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,691
‎我等不及生個高又壯的兒子

316
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,651
‎什麼？兒子？

317
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,737
‎對，兒子，讓我們私奔結婚吧

318
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,073
‎我等不及戴上戒指了

319
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,534
‎-戒指？
‎-對，戒指

320
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,286
‎讓我們私奔，與耶穌共結連理

321
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,872
‎-沒人能阻止我們的愛
‎-沒人能阻止我們的愛

322
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:04,751
‎-如果他們阻撓
‎-就算他們嘗試，我們的愛永誌不渝

323
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,503
‎-因為我愛你
‎-我愛妳

324
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,256
‎-我愛你
‎-我愛妳

325
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,507
‎-我
‎-我

326
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,384
‎我愛耶穌

327
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,679
‎我的愛永遠不變

328
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:21,017
‎我的愛也將…

329
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,353
‎恆久不渝

330
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,438
‎我愛祢，耶穌

331
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,607
‎我愛祢

332
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,901
‎耶穌

333
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,280
‎真心不騙，耶穌

334
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,665
‎梅利，妳今晚很了不起

335
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,877
‎高音，低音

336
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,919
‎高跟鞋

337
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,213
‎下背痛

338
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,760
‎雖然我外表像19歲
‎但身體已經是42歲

339
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,055
‎我以為屁股不會說謊

340
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:00,891
‎賈伯！

341
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,810
‎我跟巴倫的二重唱

342
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,855
‎征服了全場觀眾

343
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,192
‎那個男孩有一副好歌喉

344
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,737
‎而且他看起來很開心

345
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,323
‎賈伯

346
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,951
‎我聽到了，梅利

347
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,372
‎我只是不知道該怎麼辦

348
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,460
‎真希望我能糾正並治好他

349
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,546
‎也許他不需要糾正

350
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,761
‎我答應過我妹妹

351
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,305
‎會照顧她兒子

352
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:44,684
‎《聖經》說
‎“教養孩童，使他走當行的道”

353
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,728
‎《聖經》也說

354
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:51,608
‎“在什麼事上論斷他人
‎就在什麼事上定自己的罪”

355
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,526
‎隨便妳引用金句，梅利

356
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,529
‎我辜負了我妹妹，也辜負那個孩子

357
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,782
‎以我的標準來看並沒有

358
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:06,665
‎巴倫是個知書達禮
‎信仰虔誠的成功人士

359
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:07,624
‎多虧你的教導

360
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,962
‎蜜卓希望你愛她的孩子
‎而不是評斷他

361
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,880
‎但《聖經》說…

362
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:18,551
‎知道聖經怎麼說
‎我是世界《聖經》經文背誦冠軍

363
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,221
‎賈伯

364
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:28,061
‎聽著，很多人都喜歡
‎為了遂行私人目的而斷章取義

365
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:32,816
‎但我們都知道耶穌只在乎愛

366
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:37,654
‎而且你忘了《聖經》裡
‎最重要的一句話

367
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,949
‎“你的老婆永遠是對的”

368
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,915
‎-我很確定裡面沒有這句
‎-收錄在《遺失之書》裡

369
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,252
‎麥迪安書12章13節

370
00:20:58,633 --> 00:20:59,801
‎主啊，請憐憫我

371
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,179
‎如果我沒記錯的話

372
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,890
‎吃超過兩球你就會變得…

373
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,143
‎“一肚子氣”

374
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,062
‎沒那麼糟啦

375
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,856
‎就是有

376
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,487
‎巴倫，要不要幫我拍抖音？

377
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,991
‎當然要，來吧，我們走

378
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:34,252
‎那個邪惡的克莉絲塔拍下舞台劇
‎害我在IG上變成笑柄

379
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,047
‎不得不說，這梗圖真的很搞笑

380
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,340
‎內心昆西不已！

381
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:40,675
‎看看這個

382
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:44,512
‎讓我獨立高飛，私奔去…

383
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:48,058
‎網路霸凌是一種犯罪
‎別忘了“成為最好”

384
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,644
‎潔德，妳根本沒做到“成為最好”

385
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,606
‎妳在網路上炫耀自己是主角

386
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,608
‎但並沒有付出努力

387
00:21:57,192 --> 00:22:00,904
‎親愛奶奶耍了我，讓我背黑鍋

388
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,781
‎而她自己不受影響

389
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,033
‎或許吧，也或許不是

390
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,619
‎但如果妳有背熟台詞
‎本來能搶盡鋒頭

391
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,537
‎成為妳想假裝的主角

392
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:15,251
‎這次學到的教訓是
‎IG上看到一切的不等於現實

393
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,963
‎人生中還有比抄捷徑
‎與吸引百萬追蹤粉絲

394
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,507
‎更重要的事

395
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,549
‎說得好

396
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,094
‎親愛的奶奶，腳踝還好嗎？

397
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:27,639
‎多虧了耶穌，已經奇蹟似地痊癒了

398
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,143
‎不像潔德的自尊

399
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,356
‎你知道我沒背台詞，怎麼猜到的？

400
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,942
‎怎麼猜到不重要，潔德

401
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:39,943
‎妳只需要知道

402
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,529
‎我無所不知

403
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,239
‎什麼都逃不過我的法眼

404
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,366
‎我和耶穌都是

405
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,809
‎我們跳得超順，一定會震撼全網路

406
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,185
‎好，我也上傳

407
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,399
‎-巴倫
‎-怎樣？

408
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:21,526
‎對不起

409
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:26,114
‎我說那些話不是有意的，我只是傻了

410
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,200
‎謝了，夏卡，我很感激你這麼說

411
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:33,872
‎你的想法對我來說很重要
‎你是我的教子，我愛你

412
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,207
‎喂，別這麼肉麻

413
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,251
‎好吧

414
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,836
‎但我也愛你

415
00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:48,261
‎-過來，表親
‎-我們會想你的

416
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,680
‎-再見，小心點
‎-擊掌

417
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,183
‎你今年夏天還會來嗎？

418
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,851
‎-等不及了
‎-嘿！

419
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,024
‎擊掌

420
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:02,775
‎等等，巴倫

421
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,991
‎爺爺要向巴倫求婚？

422
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,951
‎好耶，爺爺是同性戀！

423
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,829
‎我跟妳保證他不是

424
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,123
‎不是

425
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:20,043
‎這枚戒指是你母親蜜卓的

426
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,754
‎天啊，太美了

427
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,007
‎我不知道你還留著

428
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,801
‎我以為你處理她的財產時已經賣掉了

429
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,849
‎孩子們
‎我們讓爺爺和巴倫私下聊聊吧

430
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,601
‎對，我們去放…

431
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:41,564
‎我們幹嘛找藉口？我們是父母
‎所有人都進去，快點

432
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:48,780
‎不，我絕對不會賣掉戒指

433
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:54,244
‎蜜卓要我幫你保管到你準備結婚為止

434
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:59,958
‎我本來以為你的新娘會有一雙美腿
‎無意冒犯

435
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,336
‎沒關係
‎這對骨節突出的膝蓋就像詛咒

436
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,882
‎賈伯舅舅，我從沒想要讓你失望

437
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,009
‎你對我來說很重要

438
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:14,514
‎聽著，我可能不了解你過的生活

439
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:19,018
‎但只要你有需要，我都會在

440
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,395
‎這一點

441
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,981
‎你跟蜜卓都能信賴我

442
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:28,570
‎謝謝你

443
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:29,946
‎好啦

444
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,240
‎謝謝，親愛的舅媽

445
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,872
‎賈伯，我知道這並不容易

446
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:45,044
‎我想是蜜卓幫了我做這個決定

447
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:49,799
‎我這輩子做過數不清的決定

448
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:55,513
‎但最好的一個，賈伯達亞麥加倫
‎就是嫁給你

449
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,770
‎（共同編劇梅格德洛奇）

450
00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:05,189
‎（要獻給她兒子麥克斯
‎“我無條件愛你！”）

451
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:09,193
‎（本集編劇要獻給
‎“我的最愛：老媽和我的湯姆”）

452
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:54,238
‎字幕翻譯：莊雅婷