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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我要你們見見我的家人

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‎他們南下與我同住

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‎-大摩斯
‎-你愛我嗎？

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‎-耶
‎-我是可可

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‎潔德，我當然有很多話要說
‎我是大姊，怎麼可能不叛逆

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‎趕快叫我夏卡，現在由我當家搖滾

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‎馬吉就是我

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‎我是小媽媽艾咪

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‎大聲歌唱、盡情歡樂

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‎闔家團圓

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‎（歡迎來到喬治亞哥倫布）

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‎終於，可以換上裝扮了

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‎好耶！

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‎不給糖就搗蛋，聞我的腳
‎交出糖果，你這隻米蟲

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‎我可愛的小女兒哪時變成
‎饒舌歌手了？

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‎別想了，孩子們
‎外面正下著傾盆大雨

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‎你們今晚沒辦法出去要糖果了，抱歉

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‎怎麼這麼消極？

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‎贏家不會輸，放棄永遠不會贏

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‎值得擁有的東西都應該奮力爭取

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‎因為我們家從不輕言放棄

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‎-沒錯
‎-不行，不可能

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‎好吧

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‎我去開

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‎坎迪，羅曼，這種天氣你們還能趕到
‎真是太好了

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‎-是啊
‎-大家好

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‎妳上週二在舞蹈課教的騷莎舞步
‎太有趣了

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‎真的嗎？妳不覺得太難？

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‎-不會
‎-太難？

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‎我都準備好參加《與巨星共舞》了

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‎-這幾招怎麼樣？
‎-你都還沒準備好上下一堂課呢

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‎-我們來秀一下吧！
‎-好啊

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‎嘿

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‎真厲害，愛現鬼

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‎布魯克呢？

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‎她在她爸家，她致上誠摯愛意

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‎愛意！

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‎很幼稚耶

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‎我跟布魯克之間是柏拉圖式關係

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‎很好，那你們呢？

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‎還只是朋友嗎？
‎或者已經進入戀人區？

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‎-好了，沒有
‎-摩斯，別管他們的閒事

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‎-好吧
‎-除非妳想跟我說悄悄話

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‎-沒什麼好說的
‎-不好意思，我們只是朋友

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‎-真的
‎-只是朋友

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‎-好吧
‎-你們真是…

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‎幸好，我總是有所準備

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‎通靈板

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‎我想玩，我一直想看看
‎它是不是真的名不虛傳

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‎-好，我要去教堂了
‎-萬聖節還要去？

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‎尤其是萬聖節

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‎你得持續祈禱，以抵擋邪惡，而且…

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‎惡魔板？

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‎是誰把這個罪惡器具帶進我家？

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‎是馬吉

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‎我們要嘗試跟鬼魂接觸

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‎如果妳不把那玩意拿出家門

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‎妳就準備跟我的皮帶接觸吧

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‎通靈板不是真的，親愛的奶奶
‎這只是遊戲罷了

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‎招惹邪教

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‎可能會開啟通道，讓惡魔進入屋裡

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‎不，我不碰惡魔、鬼魂、妖怪
‎或付費電視頻道

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‎我們知道，男人遜斃了

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‎這東西不能留在我的屋裡或屋外

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‎拿去丟進街尾鄰居家旁的垃圾箱

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‎就是院子掛著邦聯國旗的那一戶

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‎但外面正下著大雨

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‎我不管

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‎沒用耶穌寶血洗過手前
‎你別碰任何東西

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‎等等，那可以在亞馬遜網站買到嗎？

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‎天啊，可以耶，快來看

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‎（陰森可怕）

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‎（不給糖就搗蛋）

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‎（萬聖節快樂）

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‎好無聊

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‎真希望親愛的奶奶沒丟掉通靈板

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‎跟死人說話一定很有趣

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‎請稍候，孩子們

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‎你在幹嘛？

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‎拯救…

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‎萬聖節

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‎但親愛的奶奶說：“不准放在我家”

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‎這裡是閣樓

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‎沒錯，嚴格來說小到不行
‎但我還是住得很開心

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‎-但奶奶說…
‎-小艾

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‎奶奶不知道的事，不會造成傷害

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‎如果妳告訴她，我就傷害妳

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‎我們都知道我打得贏妳

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‎就這樣，收到警告了

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‎各位

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‎-我不確定這樣…
‎-小馬吉有點怕怕嗎？

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‎我才不受有害男子氣概的壓迫

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‎總之，這玩意要怎麼用？

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‎好的

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‎這個是扶乩板

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‎我們要摸它才能提問

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‎如果我們跟鬼魂聯繫上
‎板子會移到字母上，拼出答案

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‎我們怎麼知道不是我們自己動的？

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‎因為我們三人當中，只有我會拼字

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‎“只有我會拼字”

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‎嚇到你們了

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‎我才不怕

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‎是嗎？

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‎你們在玩惡魔板啊

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‎-我們可以解釋
‎-沒必要，我跟惡魔是老交情了

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‎好吧

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‎第一題

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‎現場有任何鬼魂嗎？

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‎（有，沒有）

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‎是的，有鬼魂在場

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‎-對，我先閃人
‎-不！你現在不能走

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‎是我們的集體能量召喚了鬼魂
‎回來吧

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‎你是誰？

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‎P…

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‎O…

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‎O…

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‎K…

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‎I…

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‎E

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‎普奇？

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‎我認識一個叫普奇的人
‎他幾年前過世了

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‎你想怎樣，普奇？

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‎M…

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‎O…

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‎N…

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‎E…

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‎Y

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‎普奇，我還來不及還錢你就掛了
‎不是我的錯

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‎我不是叫你別吃加油站的壽司嗎！

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‎抓到了，我記得你跟我說過那個故事

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‎對，很搞笑，所以我才附和你們

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‎好吧，你們別鬧了，這次來真的

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‎這裡有鬼魂嗎？

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‎（有）

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‎我沒有動

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‎我也沒有

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‎我們該不會打開通道了吧？

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‎在我們可能打開通道後
‎丹尼爾叔叔怎麼還能睡午覺？

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‎親愛的奶奶就叫你們別碰那種東西啊

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‎但你們有聽嗎？沒有！

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‎都是夏卡的錯

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‎我以為會很好玩
‎誰知道不打開地獄之門

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‎就不能跟死人說話？

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‎我知道，而且我才九歲

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‎開始祈禱吧！
‎我們可能會引來世界末日！

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‎可能只是鄰居的狗在叫

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‎鄰居養的是貓！

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‎會不會是穿過通道的惡魔
‎要來抓我們靈魂？

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‎快看！

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‎讓開！

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‎-媽？爸？
‎-大家都去哪裡了？

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‎-孩子們
‎-爸爸，你怎麼跑進電視裡了？

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‎不知道，我只記得我在房間裡

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‎我打開衣櫃的門
‎有一道橘光把我吸了進去

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‎等我醒來後

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‎就困在這裡了

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‎通道

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‎是真的，我們成功打開了

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‎去找媽媽，叫她去討救兵
‎快點！否則就來…

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‎來什麼？

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‎爸，來什麼？

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‎-你們覺得他想說什麼？
‎-“不及”，笨蛋

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‎快點，我們得去找媽媽！

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‎媽！夏卡逼我們玩通靈板

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‎結果我們不小心開啟
‎你們衣櫃裡的地獄通道！

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‎什麼？他們沒拿走我的紅底鞋吧？

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‎妳有在聽嗎？

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‎我們開啟了通道
‎老爸不知怎麼掉進去了

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‎好了，孩子們，我知道暴風雨
‎讓你們不能外出討糖果

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‎但不表示你們能隨便唬過我

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‎-我們是認真的！
‎-妳有看到坎迪和羅曼嗎？

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‎話說是有點奇怪

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‎-不會吧
‎-我本來在跟他們說話

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‎我去了洗手間 ，回來後

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‎他們就不見了

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‎妳在廁所待了多久？

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‎我花多少時間解決內急不關你的事

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‎好了，孩子們聽著，世上沒有惡靈

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‎或地獄通道這種東西

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‎我會證明給你們看，好嗎？

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‎-等等，媽，不要
‎-看到了嗎？

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‎只有一些衣服，高爾夫球桿還有…

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‎明亮的橘光

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‎-不！
‎-別靠過去

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‎夏卡！馬吉！

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‎-爸！爸，你在嗎？
‎-對，而且還有別人

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‎-救救我們！
‎-救命

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‎摩斯，這最好不是你的
‎住家整修計畫又出包了

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‎-請讓讓
‎-親愛的！

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‎為什麼一切都是我的錯？

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‎坎迪

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‎如果我們會消失在地獄
‎妳應該知道…

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‎我愛妳

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‎什麼？

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‎可以等到我們從電視脫困後再談嗎？

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‎吵什麼？叔叔不能在別人家裡
‎好好做水療嗎？

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‎幫幫我們！通靈板開啟了通道
‎我們爸媽困在電視機裡了

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00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,631
‎什麼？

200
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:17,928
‎這不就是那位說
‎“我決定離開鎂光燈”的摩斯嗎？

201
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,390
‎承認吧，老兄，你喜歡刷存在感

202
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,475
‎一如往常大嗓門又說錯

203
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,604
‎那是我的浴袍嗎？

204
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:32,651
‎你用了我那很貴的海鹽面膜嗎？

205
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,489
‎不，當然不是，是摩斯的
‎他的比較適合我的T字部位

206
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,248
‎我好害怕，丹尼爾叔叔，保護我們！

207
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,585
‎誰在外面？最好別惹夏卡！

208
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,421
‎不，抓走他，他活著也沒什麼意義！

209
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:55,424
‎不給糖就搗蛋！

210
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,186
‎顯然電視機是他們
‎被送去地獄前的休息站

211
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,354
‎你是指克里夫蘭嗎？

212
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:11,482
‎不好意思

213
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,817
‎我受夠別人批評我的家鄉了

214
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,820
‎克里夫蘭環境優美，是居住的好地方

215
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:20,115
‎-妳回去過嗎？
‎-當然沒有，克里夫蘭耶

216
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,409
‎也是該離開的地方

217
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,329
‎我們要怎麼解決這事，救他們出來？

218
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,999
‎你們邀請惡魔到家中是幾點？

219
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,085
‎大概5點左右

220
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,254
‎惡魔的歡樂時光

221
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,674
‎我有奇怪的感覺

222
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,468
‎有事要發生了

223
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:44,640
‎天啊，摩斯！你的手

224
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,350
‎你要變成惡魔了！

225
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,811
‎我們完蛋了！

226
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,813
‎救我！

227
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,404
‎-救我，丹尼爾叔叔！
‎-十字路口見！

228
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,447
‎等等！

229
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,119
‎艾爾維斯

230
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,412
‎好的

231
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,583
‎搞定，這應該能擋住惡魔了

232
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,169
‎暫時安全

233
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,299
‎等等，丹尼爾叔叔不見了

234
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,679
‎別擔心，他拉你當墊背，應該逃掉了

235
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,431
‎他好像從客廳跑過去

236
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,309
‎我還在發抖

237
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,937
‎老爸的惡魔之吼會讓我做惡夢

238
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,605
‎我從沒聽過那種叫聲

239
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,401
‎老弟，我過你上廁所時那樣叫
‎你應該有一部分是惡魔吧

240
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,739
‎別擔心，如果你們變成孤兒
‎我會叫我爸媽收養你們

241
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,492
‎除了妳之外，潔德

242
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,619
‎我家人不搞亂倫的事

243
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:48,954
‎早就沒有了

244
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,459
‎艾爾維斯，你哪時會結束
‎這種傻氣的迷戀？

245
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,379
‎等上帝把妳的名字
‎從我心中抹除的那天

246
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,970
‎丹尼爾叔叔！

247
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,149
‎我們聽到你尖叫

248
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,569
‎沒錯，我釘死通道時
‎不小心用鐵鎚敲中手指

249
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,113
‎但那樣會把我們爸媽困在裡面

250
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:27,951
‎沒錯，但如果犧牲他們
‎魔王也許會放過我們

251
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,745
‎可是還有時間能救他們

252
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,330
‎我們不能冒這個險

253
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,917
‎也許你們不滿意，但我是唯一的大人
‎我說了算

254
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,210
‎所以你們也沒辦法

255
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,421
‎沒有…

256
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,799
‎看來你們還是有點辦法

257
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,136
‎我們也不想這麼做，都是你逼的

258
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,179
‎很抱歉

259
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,515
‎但如果讓摩斯下地獄救我一命
‎這麼做錯了

260
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,392
‎我寧可將錯就錯

261
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,562
‎你有錯，但起碼可以打扮漂亮

262
00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,067
‎好了，那我們現在該怎麼辦？

263
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:04,029
‎我們需要有人與黑暗勢力正面對決

264
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,491
‎沒錯，而且是惡鬼去過他衣櫃裡的人

265
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,868
‎喂？有人在家嗎？

266
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,036
‎親愛的奶奶！

267
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,668
‎-現在怎麼…
‎-妳絕對不會相信的！

268
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,086
‎它在衣櫃裡！

269
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:22,506
‎你們七嘴八舌我聽不懂

270
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,257
‎我叫你們安靜！

271
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,889
‎好了，一個一個來，怎麼回事？

272
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:35,102
‎還記得妳叫我們丟掉
‎惡魔的工具通靈板嗎？

273
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:36,561
‎記得

274
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,981
‎好消息是妳說對了

275
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,692
‎壞消息是我們打開了地獄通道

276
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:42,693
‎什麼？

277
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,319
‎快看！

278
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:45,529
‎救命！

279
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,366
‎摩斯人呢？

280
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,659
‎親愛的媽媽！

281
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,744
‎他們抓到我了，親愛的媽媽

282
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,372
‎摩斯！

283
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,588
‎我不會讓那些惡魔抓走我的孩子！

284
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,008
‎再過不久通道就要關閉了！

285
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,384
‎去拿我的皮包！

286
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,554
‎把我的包包拿來

287
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:16,852
‎-妳這裡面放什麼？磚頭嗎？
‎-是啊，磚頭，外面很危險！

288
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:22,149
‎-親愛的奶奶，妳要怎麼做？
‎-我要對抗那些惡魔

289
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,776
‎只是要找到合適的武器

290
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,612
‎不是這個，不行

291
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:30,407
‎不行

292
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:33,535
‎不是這個

293
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,787
‎不行

294
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,542
‎惡魔討厭香水？

295
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,961
‎這可是聖水

296
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:46,715
‎知道嗎，惡魔能躲在光天化日下

297
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,676
‎他們附身在人身上

298
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,970
‎逼人聽命於他們

299
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:57,976
‎我們只要找出那個人就行了

300
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,394
‎會是我們其中一個嗎？

301
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:04,900
‎讓我們先從最有可能的人下手吧

302
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,527
‎嘿！

303
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,781
‎看吧？我是無辜的

304
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,409
‎我沒被惡魔附身

305
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:19,164
‎對，我知道，這是為了處罰你
‎沒有照我說的做

306
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,332
‎惹事生非！

307
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,042
‎就愛惹事！

308
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,105
‎艾爾維斯是惡魔！

309
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,607
‎才怪，妳差點毀了我的爆炸頭

310
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,529
‎丹叔叔在樓上，來吧

311
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,488
‎等等，艾咪

312
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,032
‎我還沒檢查妳

313
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:58,662
‎我？我身上只有聖靈，哈利路亞！

314
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,417
‎好痛！

315
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,923
‎-她被附身了！
‎-對抗他，艾咪，把惡魔趕出去！

316
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,511
‎太遲了，現在她屬於我的了！

317
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,555
‎我總算自由了，怎麼回…

318
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,726
‎親愛的媽媽！

319
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,450
‎那不是正常人

320
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,163
‎奶奶，快想想辦法！

321
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,665
‎天上的天使

322
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,877
‎幫助我們對抗邪惡！

323
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,672
‎謝謝你打開通道 ，邀請我進門

324
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,299
‎電子邀請函刪除了

325
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,803
‎我奉天父之名訓斥你

326
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,763
‎撒旦的爪牙！

327
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,640
‎開戰吧！

328
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:08,773
‎她走了嗎？

329
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,818
‎潔德，我好害怕！

330
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,361
‎我也是！

331
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,573
‎等等，親愛的奶奶和艾咪去哪了？

332
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,657
‎我們在這裡

333
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,578
‎這下不妙了

334
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:27,209
‎某天深夜，我在廚房幹活

335
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:31,713
‎這時看到奇異的景象

336
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:36,927
‎怪物從她腳下一個一個爬起

337
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:41,932
‎然後我突然驚訝發現

338
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,226
‎-她跳了薯泥舞
‎-她跳了怪物薯泥舞

339
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,602
‎怪物薯泥舞？

340
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,270
‎怪物薯泥舞

341
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,940
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞

342
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,733
‎震撼死人窟

343
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,860
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞

344
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,780
‎瞬間掀起風潮

345
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,740
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞

346
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,409
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞

347
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,620
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞

348
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,539
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞

349
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:11,169
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞，震撼死人窟

350
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:15,966
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞，瞬間掀起風潮

351
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,052
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞

352
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,973
‎她跳了怪物薯泥舞…

353
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,685
‎別傷害我！拜託不要傷害我

354
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,771
‎看吧！

355
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,532
‎報復的不是媽媽，而是奶奶

356
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,449
‎太棒了！

357
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,493
‎認真嗎？

358
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,162
‎我好像有點心臟病發

359
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:47,914
‎剛剛

360
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,291
‎真的

361
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:50,875
‎太棒了！

362
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,962
‎這麼大費周章只是為了教訓我們？

363
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,465
‎當艾咪跟我說你們不聽我的話時

364
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,844
‎我本來要狠狠揍到你們懂事

365
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,595
‎但我心想：“今天是萬聖節”

366
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:07,309
‎所以我決定改成嚇唬你們

367
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,436
‎然後奶奶告訴我們計畫

368
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:13,648
‎我們就決定捉弄你們為樂

369
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,942
‎你怎麼辦到的？

370
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,111
‎我們利用相機出現在電視上

371
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,904
‎其他沒什麼技術可言

372
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:24,367
‎我把電視機換成沒有後部的
‎這樣我的手就能穿過了

373
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,330
‎羅曼，你的演技很逼真

374
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,249
‎你讓我相信你真的愛上坎迪小姐了

375
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,251
‎傻瓜

376
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,627
‎對，真的

377
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,298
‎你差點嚇死我們了

378
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,593
‎對，而且你們都上鉤了，照單全收

379
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:47,223
‎我早就知道是惡作劇
‎我只是假裝配合

380
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,059
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

381
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,144
‎我們來看看錄影帶

382
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,229
‎是啊，我們錄下整場惡作劇

383
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,024
‎-看看錄到什麼
‎-慢速播放

384
00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:58,735
‎樂意之至

385
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,778
‎救命！

386
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,327
‎救我，丹尼爾叔叔！

387
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,622
‎十字路口見！

388
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,457
‎真的嗎，老兄？

389
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,543
‎我想跑在你前面提供保護

390
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,420
‎我就是那種人

391
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,005
‎丹尼叔叔很愛孩子

392
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,466
‎嚇！

393
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:24,594
‎嘿，女孩，妳好嗎？

394
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,557
‎（不給糖就搗蛋）

395
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,184
‎（萬聖節嚇到你！）

396
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,815
‎（萬聖節快樂！）

397
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:42,821
‎（本集編劇要獻給他的兄弟
‎約翰肯尼摩爾）

398
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:27,866
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