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[M'Dear scatting, singing]
♪ A Netflix Original ♪

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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪

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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪

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-[Moz] ♪ Big Moz! ♪
-[Cocoa] ♪ Do you love me? ♪

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-[Moz] ♪ Yep ♪
-♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪

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[Jade] ♪ Jade in the house
I've got a lot to say ♪

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♪ I'm a big-sis, can't-miss renegade ♪

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[Shaka] ♪ Call me Shaka now
I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪

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[Mazzi] ♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi
Mazzi, that's me ♪

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[Ami] ♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪

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[M'Dear] ♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪

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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪

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[laughing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[monster cackling]

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[phone chimes]

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[gasps] Finally!
It's time to get our costumes on.

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Yeah!

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[chanting] Trick or treat, smell my feet.
Give me candy, you deadbeat.

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Uh, when did my sweet little girl
turn into Travis Scott?

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Forget it, kids. It's pouring outside.

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There's no way you can trick or treat
tonight. I'm sorry.

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What's with all the negativity?

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Winners never lose and quitters never win.

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Anything worth having
is worth fighting for,

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'cause in this family, we never give up.

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-[Mazzi and Ami] Yeah.
-Nope, not happening.

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Okay.

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[knocking on door]

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I got it.

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[Candy and Roman] Ooh!

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Candy, Roman. Glad you guys
could make it out in this weather.

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-Yes.
-[Cocoa] Hey, guys!

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That was such a fun routine
you taught in salsa class last Tuesday.

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-Really? It wasn't too hard for you?
-Yeah!

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-Oh, no.
-Girl, too hard?

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I'm ready for Dancing With the Stars, huh?

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-How about a little of this?
-You're not even ready for the next class.

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-Let's do this. Hey!
-All right.

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[Roman] Ha!

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-[Cocoa] Ooh!
-[Roman] Hey.

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Whoo!

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[Roman grunts]

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-[Candy] Whoo!
-Wow. [chuckling]

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That's great. Show-offs.

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[Candy laughing]

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Where's Brooke?

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Oh, she's at her dad's.
She sends her love.

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Ooh, love!

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[kissing]

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So immature.

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Brooke and I are able to maintain
a purely platonic relationship.

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Hmm, nice. What about you two, hm?

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Still just friends,
or have you slid into the love zone?

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-Okay, no.
-Moz, stay out of their business.

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-Okay.
-Unless you want to whisper to me.

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-No, guys, there's nothing to share.
-Sorry, we are just friends.

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-Really.
-Just friends.

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-Okay.
-You two…

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[laughing]

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Luckily, I'm always prepared.

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A Ouija board.

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[gasps] I am down to play! I've always
wanted to see if it lives up to the hype.

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-Okay, I'm heading for church.
-On Halloween?

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Especially Halloween.

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You have to stay prayed up
to keep evil at bay, and--

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[gasps, speaking in tongues]

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The devil board?

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Who brought this tool of sin
into my house?

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Oh, it was Mazzi.

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We're gonna see if we can make contact
with some spirits.

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If you don't get that thing
out of my house,

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you gonna make contact with my belt.

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[scoffs] Ouija boards aren't real, M'Dear.
It's just a game.

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[grunts]

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Messing around with the occult.

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That can open a portal
for demons to enter this house.

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Oh, no. I don't do demons,
ghosts, goblins, or Lifetime movies.

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We get it, men suck!

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[M'Dear gasps]

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This thing cannot stay inside
or outside of my house.

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Go and put it in the neighbor
down the street's trash can.

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You know, the one with the
Confederate flag on his yard.

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But it's pouring outside.

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I don't care.

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And don't you touch anything until
you wash your hands in the blood of Jesus!

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Wait, can I get that on Amazon?

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Oh my gosh. You can! Come here.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[groans] I'm so bored.

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I wish M'Dear
hadn't thrown out the Ouija board.

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It would've been fun
to talk to dead people.

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One moment, please, children.

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What are you doing?

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Saving…

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Halloween.

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[gasps, shrieks]

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But M'Dear said, "Not in my house."

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This is the attic.

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Yes, it's a hair-thin technicality,
but I live for those.

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-But M'Dear said--
-[Jade] A!

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What M'Dear doesn't know won't hurt her.

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And if you tell her, I'll hurt you.

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We both know I could take you.

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That said, message received.

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Guys.

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[thunder rumbling]

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-I'm not sure this is--
-Oh, is wittle Mazzi a wittle scared?

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I'm not falling
for that toxic-masculinity pressure.

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[in low voice]
Now, how does this thing work?

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[thunder rumbling]

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Okay.

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So this is the planchette.

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We're all supposed to touch it
and ask questions.

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If we connect with spirits, they move it
to a letter to spell out an answer.

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How do we know
it won't be one of us moving it?

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'Cause out of the three of us,
I'm the only one who can spell.

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[mockingly]
"I'm the only one who can spell."

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[floor creaking]

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[all screaming]

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Gotcha. [laughing]

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I wasn't scared.

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Oh, yeah?

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Ah. I see y'all fooling
with the devil's board.

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-We can explain--
-No need. The devil and I go way back.

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Move over.

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Okay.

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First question.

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Are there any spirits present?

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-[Shaka gasps]
-Yes, there are spirits present.

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-Yep, I'm out.
-No, no! You can't leave now.

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It's our combined energy
that invited the spirit. Come on.

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Who are you?

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[all] P…

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O…

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O…

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K…

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I…

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E.

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Pookie?

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I knew a guy named Pookie
who passed away a few years ago.

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What do you want, Pookie?

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[all] M…

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O…

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N…

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E…

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Y.

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Pookie, man, it's not my fault
you died before I could pay you back.

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[chuckles nervously]
I told you not to eat gas station sushi!

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[laughing]

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Gotcha!
I remember when you told me that story.

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Yeah, funny. That's why I played along.

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Right, right. Come on, guys.
Let's do it for real.

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Are there any spirits here?

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I didn't move it.

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Me neither.

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[electricity cackles]

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Do you think we opened a portal?

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-[thunder crashes]
-[all screaming]

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-[upbeat music playing]
-[monster cackling]

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How could Uncle Daniel be taking a nap
after we possibly opened a portal?

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M'Dear told y'all
not to mess with that thing.

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But did you listen? No!

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It's Shaka's fault.

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Hey, I thought it would be fun.
Who knew you couldn't talk to dead people

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without opening the gates of hell?

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I knew, and I'm nine!

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-[thunder crashing]
-[all screaming]

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Start praying!
We might have triggered the apocalypse!

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-[animal howling]
-[all gasping]

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It's probably just the neighbor's dog.

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The neighbor has a cat!

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Do you think it's the demon from
the portal coming to snatch our souls?

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Look!

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[all screaming]

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[Jade] Get out of my way!

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-[Shaka panting] Mom?
-[Jade panting] Dad?

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Where is everybody?

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[TV static]

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-[knocking]
-Hey, kids!

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Daddy? How'd you get in the TV?

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I don't know. The last thing I remember,
I was in my room.

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I opened my closet door, and there was
an orange light that just sucked me in.

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When I woke up…

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-[pounding]
-…I was here, trapped.

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The portal.

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It's real. We actually opened it.

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Go find your mom so she can get help.
Hurry! Before it's too--

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Too what?

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-[thunder rumbling]
-Dad, too what?

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-What do you think he was gonna say?
-"Late," fool!

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Come on, we gotta find Mom!

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[upbeat music playing]

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[groans] Mom, Mom! Shaka forced us
to play with the Ouija board,

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and then we accidentally opened up
a portal to the underworld in your closet!

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What? They didn't get
any of my red bottoms, did they?

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Are you listening?

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We opened a portal,
and somehow Dad fell through it.

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Okay, guys, I know the storm
is keeping you from your treats,

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but that doesn't mean
you can trick me this easily.

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-We're serious!
-Have you seen Candy and Roman?

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You know, it was kind of strange.

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-Oh, no.
-I was talking to them.

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And I went into the bathroom,
and when I came back,

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they were gone.

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Uh, how long were you in the bathroom?

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It's none of your business
how long it took me to handle my business.

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Okay, guys, listen,
there is no such thing as evil spirits

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or portals to the underworld.

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I'll prove it to you, okay?

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-[Jade] Wait, Mom, no.
-See?

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There's just some clothes,
some golf clubs, and a… [gasps]

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A bright orange light.

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-No!
-Don't go near it!

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[all screaming]

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Shaka! Mazzi!

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[all wailing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪ Hey, hey ♪

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-Dad! Dad, are you in there?
-Yes, and I'm not alone.

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-Help us!
-Help us.

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Moz, this better not be one of your home
improvement projects gone wrong again.

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-Excuse-- Excuse me, excuse me.
-Oh, honey, honey!

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Why is everything my fault?

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Candy,

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if we're gonna disappear
into the underworld, you need to know…

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I love you.

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What?

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Can we talk about this
when we're not trapped in a TV?

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What's all the commotion? Can an uncle
get a spa day in someone else's house?

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Help us! The Ouija board opened a portal
and our parents are trapped in the TV!

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What? Well, well.

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If it isn't Moses "I've decided
to retire from the limelight" McKellan.

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[laughing] Admit it, bruh.
You're an attention hog.

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Loud and wrong as usual, Da--

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[squeaking]

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Is that my bathrobe?

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Uh…

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Are you using
my very expensive sea-salt mask?

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Uh, no, of course not. It's Moz's.
His works better on my T-zone.

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[door opens]

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[all screaming]

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I'm scared! Protect us, Uncle Daniel!

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Who's out there?
'Cause you don't want none of Shaka!

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No, take him! Take him!
He doesn't have much to live for!

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Trick or treat!

247
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,341
[laughing]

248
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:57,843
[groaning]

249
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,972
[upbeat music playing]

250
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,186
Obviously the TV is a way station
before they're sent to the underworld.

251
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,354
You mean, Cleveland?

252
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:11,482
Excuse me?

253
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,817
I'm tired of people
talking about my hometown.

254
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,820
Cleveland is a beautiful place to live.

255
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:20,115
-You ever go back?
-Hell, no! It's Cleveland.

256
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,409
It's also a beautiful place to leave.

257
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,329
How do we fix this and save them?

258
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,999
What time was it
when you invited evil into your home?

259
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,085
-Uh, around five o'clock.
-[thunder rumbling]

260
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,254
The devil's happy hour.

261
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,674
[groans] I feel strange.

262
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,301
Something's happening.

263
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,969
-Oh…
-[gasps]

264
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:44,640
Oh my God! Moz! Your hand!

265
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,350
You're turning into a demon!

266
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,811
We're doomed!

267
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,313
[distorted voice] Help me! [roars]

268
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,649
-[screaming]
-[Moz roaring]

269
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,404
-Help me, Uncle Daniel!
-[Daniel] I'll see you at the crossroads!

270
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,447
Wait!

271
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,119
[Jade] Elvis.

272
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,412
Okay.

273
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,583
There. That should keep the demons out.

274
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,501
Phew.

275
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,169
Safe for now.

276
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,004
[thunder rumbling]

277
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,299
Wait. We lost Uncle Daniel.

278
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,679
Don't worry. He probably just escaped
on that bus he threw you under.

279
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,431
I think he ran through the parlor.

280
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,309
I'm still shivering.

281
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,937
Dad's demon roar
is gonna give me nightmares.

282
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,605
I-I've never heard anything like it.

283
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,401
Bruh, I've heard you on the toilet.
I think you might be part demon.

284
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,739
Don't worry. If y'all end up orphans,
I'll get my folks to adopt you.

285
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,492
Well, everybody except you, Jade.

286
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,619
My family doesn't do
the "sister-wife" thing.

287
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:48,954
Anymore.

288
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:54,459
[sighs] Oh, Elvis, when are you
gonna outgrow this silly crush?

289
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,379
The day God erases your name
from my heart.

290
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,339
Aww.

291
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,259
-[loud banging]
-[Jade gasps]

292
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,385
[Daniel screams]

293
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,970
[all] Uncle Daniel!

294
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,056
[banging continues]

295
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,188
[grunting]

296
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,149
We heard you screaming.

297
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,569
Yeah, I hit my finger with the hammer
when I was closing off the portal.

298
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,113
Um, but that'll trap our parents inside.

299
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:27,951
Yes, but if we sacrifice them,
maybe Beelzebub will leave us alone.

300
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,745
But there's still time to save them.

301
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,330
We can't take that risk.

302
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,917
Now, you may not like it, but I am
the adult here and the one in charge,

303
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,210
so there's nothing you can do about it.

304
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,922
[grunting] Nothing! Nothing!

305
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,758
[groans] I guess there is something
you can do about it.

306
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,136
We didn't want to have to do this,
but you forced our hand.

307
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,179
I'm sorry,

308
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,515
but if saving myself and dooming Moz
to the underworld is wrong,

309
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,392
I don't wanna be right.

310
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,562
You're not right,
but at least you can be pretty.

311
00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,067
All right. So, what do we do now?

312
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:04,029
We need someone who can go toe-to-toe
with the forces of darkness.

313
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,491
Yeah. Somebody that the boogeyman
checks his closet for.

314
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,868
-[door opens]
-[M'Dear] Hello? Anybody home?

315
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,036
[all] M'Dear!

316
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,372
[grunting]

317
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,290
[crying out]

318
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,668
-Now, what--
-You won't believe this!

319
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,086
[all shouting indistinctly]

320
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:22,506
I can't understand what you're saying
when you're all talking at once.

321
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,257
[yelling] I said hush up!

322
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,889
[in normal tone] All right.
Now, one at a time. What is goin' on?

323
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,976
Okay… remember when you told us
to get rid of the Ouija board

324
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,561
-because it's a tool of the devil?
-Yes.

325
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,981
Well,
you'll be happy to know you were right.

326
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,692
But less happy to know
we opened a portal to the underworld.

327
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:42,693
What?

328
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,319
Look!

329
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:45,529
Help!

330
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,366
Where's Moz?

331
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,368
-[Moz, in monster voice] M'Dear!
-[Roman whimpers]

332
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,744
They got me, M'Dear!

333
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,372
Moz!

334
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,748
[screaming]

335
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,377
[wailing] Oh, oh!

336
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,588
I am not gonna let those demons
take my baby!

337
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,008
We've only got a little time
before the portal closes!

338
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,384
Get my purse!

339
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,052
[sighs]

340
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,804
Get my purse.

341
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:11,972
[Shaka groans]

342
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:16,852
-What do you have in here? A brick?
-Yes, a brick. It's a jungle out there!

343
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:22,149
-What are you gonna do, M'Dear?
-I am going to fight those demons.

344
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,776
I just have to find the right weapon.

345
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,612
Not that one. No.

346
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:30,407
Mmm… No.

347
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,367
Oh!

348
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:33,535
Not that one.

349
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:35,787
[grunts] No.

350
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,540
Ahh!

351
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,542
Demons hate perfume?

352
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,961
This is holy water.

353
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:46,715
You see, demons, they hide in plain sight.

354
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,676
They take possession of a soul

355
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,970
and make it do their bidding.

356
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,346
[chuckles]

357
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:57,976
All we have to do is find out who that is.

358
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,394
It could be one of us?

359
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:00,854
[Ami and Jade gasp]

360
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:04,900
Let us go with the most likely candidate.

361
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,527
Hey!

362
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,781
See? I'm innocent.

363
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,409
I'm demon-free.

364
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:19,164
Yeah, I know. That was for you
not doing what you were told.

365
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,332
Trifling!

366
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,042
Just trifling!

367
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,305
[screams]

368
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,895
-[Elvis yells]
-[Jade screams]

369
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,105
Elvis is the demon!

370
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,607
No. You just almost messed up the 'fro.

371
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,525
[M'Dear scoffs]

372
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,529
Uncle Dan's upstairs. Come on!

373
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,488
Hey, Ami! Uh!

374
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,032
I haven't checked you yet.

375
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:58,662
Me? The only thing I've got in me
is the Holy Spirit. Hallelujah!

376
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,830
Uh-uh!

377
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,792
It burns!

378
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,544
[all screaming]

379
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,923
-She's possessed!
-Fight, Ami! Push the demon out of you!

380
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,675
[demonic laughter]

381
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,511
[in demonic voice] Too late!
She belongs to me now!

382
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,721
I finally got free. What's goin'…

383
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,849
-[all screaming]
-[bones cracking]

384
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,726
[Daniel] M'Dear!

385
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,450
That's not natural. [moans]

386
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,163
M'Dear, do something!

387
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,665
Angels of heaven,

388
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,877
-help us to fight this evil!
-[bones cracking]

389
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,672
[in demonic voice] Thank you for opening
the portal and inviting me in.

390
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,299
That e-vite was deleted.

391
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,803
In the name of the Father, I rebuke you,

392
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,763
you minion of Satan!

393
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,640
[in demonic voice]
It's on like Donkey Kong!

394
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:01,766
[M'Dear screaming]

395
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,643
[all screaming]

396
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:08,773
Is she gone?

397
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,818
Jade, I'm scared!

398
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,361
Me too!

399
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,573
Wait, wait.
Wh-- where did M'Dear and Ami go?

400
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,241
[demonic voice] We are here!

401
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,578
Oh, this ain't good.

402
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:27,209
[M'Dear] ♪ I was working in the kitchen
Late, late, late, late one night ♪

403
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:31,713
[Cocoa]
♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪

404
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:36,927
[Candy] ♪ For the monster from her slab
Began to rise ♪

405
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:41,932
[Moz] ♪ And then suddenly, I said suddenly
To my surprise ♪

406
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,226
-[all] ♪ She did the Mash ♪
-♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

407
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,602
The Monster Mash?

408
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,270
[M'Dear] ♪ The Monster Mash ♪

409
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,940
[Moz] ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

410
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,733
♪ It was a graveyard smash ♪

411
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,860
[Cocoa] ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

412
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,780
♪ It caught on in a flash ♪

413
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,740
[Candy] ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

414
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,409
♪ She did the Monster Mash
She did the Monster Mash ♪

415
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,620
[all] ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

416
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,539
♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪

417
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:11,169
♪ She did the Monster Mash
It was a graveyard smash ♪

418
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:15,966
♪ She did the Monster Mash
It caught on in a flash ♪

419
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,052
♪ She did the Monster Mash
She did the Monster Mash ♪

420
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,973
♪ She did the Monster Mash
She did the Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash! ♪

421
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,685
[Shaka] Don't hurt me!
Please don't hurt me!

422
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,897
Ta-da! [laughing]

423
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,532
Payback is not a mother. It's a M'Dear!

424
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,449
Yes!

425
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,493
Seriously?

426
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,162
I think I had a small heart attack.

427
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:47,914
That…

428
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,291
was…

429
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:50,875
awesome!

430
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,962
All that just to teach us a lesson?

431
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,465
Well, when Ami told me
that you were disobeying me,

432
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,844
I was about to beat the sense into you,

433
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,595
but I thought, "It's Halloween,"

434
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:07,309
so I decided
to scare some sense into you instead.

435
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,436
Then M'Dear told us her plan,

436
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:13,273
and we decided that tricking you
would be our treat.

437
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,691
[Moz] Mm-hmm.

438
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,942
How did you do it?

439
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,111
Well, we used cameras to appear on TV.

440
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,904
Everything else was pretty low-tech.

441
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,781
I switched out the TV
for one with no back.

442
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,950
That way, I could reach through it.

443
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,330
Roman,
you have some serious acting skills.

444
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,249
I mean, you had me convinced
you were actually in love with Miss Candy.

445
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,627
-Silly. [laughing]
-[chuckles awkwardly] Yeah. I am.

446
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:35,712
Oh.

447
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,298
You almost scared us to death.

448
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,593
Yep, and you guys fell for it,
hook, line, and sinker.

449
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:43,678
[Daniel chuckles]

450
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:47,223
I knew it was a prank the whole time.
I was just playing along too.

451
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,059
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

452
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,144
Let's take a look at the tape.

453
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,229
Yeah, I mean, we recorded the whole prank.

454
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,024
-Let's see what we got here.
-Slo-mo.

455
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,067
No, no.

456
00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:58,735
Gladly.

457
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,778
Help!

458
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,030
[demonic growling]

459
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,115
[screaming]

460
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,327
[Mazzi] Help me, Uncle Daniel!

461
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,622
[Daniel] I'll see you at the crossroads!

462
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,457
Really, dude?

463
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,543
I was trying to get in front of you
to protect you.

464
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,420
That's the kind of man I am.
[nervous chuckle]

465
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,798
Uncle Danny love the kids.
[laughing awkwardly]

466
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,092
-[Ami] Boo!
-[Daniel screams]

467
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:24,594
Hey, girl. How you doin'?

468
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,720
[chuckles, yells]

469
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:45,365
[closing theme music playing]

470
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,826
-Diva out.
-[snaps finger]